Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 189 - Talkin' bout Darts With Donna

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

Our podcast is about Darts now and Mark interviews a couple of famous darters. Chase the sun. Patreon.com/auntydonna. haventyoudonewell.com. Auntydonna.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're talking about darts But if you are familiar with the anti-donna podcast, we actually talk about darts quite often. But we thought you know what, rather than skirting around the edges of our favorite sport, of my favorite sport, personally, why not dedicate a whole podcast to darts, we've had people on the sub-reddit asking constantly, can you talk about darts, tell us about your love for darts, what is it that you like about darts? Well, that's why we're here and we've got some very special guests. But no, Broden, I wasn't talking about tears in the lining of my asshole. My non-no once had an anal phisia so bad, she had to go to the hospital and get it stitched up. Nice. And I've never had bleeding bleeding arsehole of that severity.

And the bleeding arseholes have stopped in the in the last few years. However, I have been plagued with constant guttural health issues, which has made my passing of stools as uncomfortable, but in a very different way. Now, we're here to talk. I just wanted to say something Mark. Yeah.

If these fun characters are coming in, if these fun characters are coming in, I might go to the toilet. Very good, Broden. Yes. And Zach, please feel free to go to the bathroom or have, make yourself a lunch because we don't need Zach or Broden for today's book, because we have some very fun characters and not characters in the sense that some people that you know are playing, yes, Zach?

Sorry, I don't understand. I'll be playing one of those two characters. Shut up, I got it at the bathroom. You're fucking idiot. So go outside. No, I just, if I got it at the bathroom, who's gonna play the character? Do I need the fucking explains to you every time?

I feel like I just talk about this every single time Brodom was saying Like he's trying to make the listeners. I was well building the fucking I Can't Just ever since we've been in the ISO, I just gotta say, it's been really confusing. You have access to a Zoom chat,

you have access to Facebook chat. If you're gonna say misleading things like, I'm gonna go poo while people come and do the interview for us, that's really confusing to me because I thought we were playing those people, but I thought maybe that was a misunderstanding on my part. Maybe you were gonna be calling to British starts people. You are playing him, cunt.

Yeah, but then I didn't understand that. I got really confused when you were talking about pooing. You have access to a chat. You could have just said, Zach, by the way, I'm gonna do some world building here. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna talk about going for poo's. Or when you could see that I was confused, you could just say, Zach, just so you know, I'm not gonna go for poo's, I'm actually gonna play the character.

But this whole time, I thought, Broden's going for poo's, who's gonna play this well-star character he's been pitching to us all week. Tom? Yes? Play Chase the Sun. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- main players here. Before they come in, I might go do a poo. What are you doing now? I'm just going to go do a poo. Are you actually going to go do a poo? No, you don't wink and then go and leave to do a... Zack has misunderstood podcasting today for For some reason he has... I would never say this in front of him,

but he is a fucking cunt. Well, you said that in front of him earlier and brought in that language upset. As an American, that is not a word that we use often. And so I find more offensive word to you, American. Healthcare. Wow, okay, so we do not have healthcare in America. I'm from Alabama, hence the heavy accent. I

Was born and raised in Alabama around Darts and I'm not talking smoking darts because that's what we call cigarettes in Alabama We call we say punch and buries You're a fucking cunt. Okay, well there it goes again. That's such a good poo Well, I think Mid miss it. He eyes mid put also he when he said that was a good Pooh he just made that one that fell out of his So yeah, there was I can he Poo's

He's done three poos now is there a four? It's going his nose There's a four I hope to God that there is a fifth poo That was just a fart, but I feel more Thank God it's incredible to me. Yeah, how he he this is what I do when I go to the toilet as well. You can't, you can't take, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it used to, and it used to be for me, brody. It used to be, I'm doing a poo.

That's a lot of blood. I wonder if I should see a doctor. That used to be the common, uh, tating that I would like. I know, life partner would hear that and she would be well versed or if you're see a doctor. That used to be the common tating that I would make. I would like. Life partner would hear that and she would be well versed or if you're in a public toilet. You know, the people in the other cubicles would hear you talking about who and what situation. Who was in.

Yes, yes. It's one of the great. I'm just wiping his bottom now. He's wiping it. He's wiping it. Back to the record. Because they'll tease me. Don't do that on, don't do back to front on a baby girl. He's wiping it. That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying. He's wiping it. That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying.

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So is impossible to see, you can't see it, it's invisible. So I do retract that, I apologize. So is impossible to see, you can't see it. It's invisible. So I do retract that. Broding. Do you think that once you turn 30, what happened to me once I turn 30, is now after every time I take a poo, I then check the poo to see how well I'm doing.

And often the answer is not well. Mark. Yes. This is a you thing. This is not a people over 30 thing and it's only you that regularly tries to show me photos of your past tools. Now, that's not fair. OK, there was one time. There was one time, all right, two times. That's the first time. The first time. We don't need to do this. This is we're trying to build our own

piece mark. Just quickly, just quickly, just very quickly, because I want to be a... I'm not taking photos of my poo and just showing them, you know, like, you know, alamode, all right? I'm not taking my... I'm not just showing them alamode, all right? There was one time I did a poo in New York where it was completely upstanding.

It was completely vertical, which was very surprising. There was very surprising, and I was like, that is in our standing poo. And the second poo was because when we first went to America, I was taking such long, unbroken poo's and I said to Broden, it was so long that it went from one end of the bowl all the way to the other and then down the pipe didn't believe me and of course I had photographic evidence

but he refused to see it. Now we're here talking. I just want to say, I'm back now from my poo so I can play the character. Oh we heard. poo, so I can play the character. Oh, we heard. So I'm ready to play the character. Are you aware that you commentate your poo as you poo? Is that something I do? What, how do you know that? You left your mic on, bro.

Oh, no. Bro, you left your mic on. Oh, no, bro. You left your mic on, man. Bro, no, no, no, no. No, I was saying bro is in my... Well, my mic was on, but I didn't leave. Yes, I was saying bro was in my mic. Oh, my mic was on, but I didn't leave. Yes, I was saying bro was in your brother, your mate.

Zach, bro, you left your mic on. Bro, you left your mic on, man, how embarrassing. Well, no, he needed to have his mic on, bro. Yep. You left your mic on. Wow, that's really embarrassing for you, Broden. Yeah, bro. You left your mic on. Broden., Bro, you left your mic on.

Broden. You left your mic on. You left your mic on. But I was saying, Bro, as in you, Zach, as in my friend. As in me, yeah, I left my mic on for my poop. Yeah, and I heard it all. Now we're talking Darts. Okay, yeah, I'm ready to play the character.

Now there's, okay. Now there's three things I love about Darts. One of the darts. Because that darts. One is the darts. Because the darts, without the darts, you got no game. You can buy darts without a board. You can be one, I'm going to hit, that pig meat, that, that, that,

I'm gonna hit that, I'm gonna hit that child, and you can have a competition with that. You can buy this down if you're a darts fan. This is important. This is important. So the darts are the one because without the darts you got no game. Number two is the board.

Because without the board, you cannot play darts. No. If you don't have the board, what do you throw in your darts at? Throw in a minute, nothing. Number three are the characters, the people that occupy the world of professional playing of the darts, who throw those darts at the board and try and hit the little red bit. Are those characters me and Broden are gonna be playing?

Yes. Are you talking to those two characters or are you like, I'm like, you're gonna do like a Yorkshire accent and Broden's gonna be like a well-shack accent. I wasn't gonna like say it was an accent because then people could call it out.

I'm gonna go Yorkshire ass. Who, by the way, who, for people who are watching this visually, who is that guy with the headphones on? Who's just sitting there? I don't know, don't address, don't address. I don't know who that is. Don't address some visual compartment.

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Don't go to all those you just did five poo's you just did five and some big farts Zack Well while Zach is doing a poo. Why don't I introduce our first very exciting dart thing? Sounds great. I have to play it by Broden. I have to poo. You have to poo? Okay. Well, that's all right. Okay. So... Just me and you down, mate? It's just me and you, Tom.

Do you like darts, can't? Oh, owing. Oh, well, Zach is back. Hey, that was a very silent poo. Me, I just needed to fart in the bowl. I was a mistake. OK, it was just I just needed to fart in the bowl. But it felt like a poo. I could have been pooing.

Well, now Broden is pooing and as you'll see, Broden likes to commentate his poo's as well, something you and Broden have in common. It's one of the many things we have in common. Now, Broden's daughter poo, he's sitting on the bowl, he's got it out, there's one of the poo's that's coming out of the bowl. Oh, he's one poo. He doesn't have a fart sound when he poos. No, but he's commentating it as if he was

commentating the horse races now. Which I think there's another poos coming out of the bottom. And the bottom is going to poop. And there's that bloody poo right there. There it is. You see how he's commentating is different to yours. Yours is more just, I'm going to yally out quite, quite loudly and graphically, what is happening?

Whereas Broden, he's taken a slight bent to his. He's doing it as if he were a commentator at the Melbourne Cup and each poo were a horse. Let's check it out. Oh, here comes Winx. Winx has come around the boy. And he's in front of a car, he'd be diva. Oh, it's Red Codot. Come around the car.

And he's like, oh, Winx again. The great mayor. The great mayor is done again. So when you pointed out to me, Mark, that was just his commentating is Poo like it's a horse race. I didn't mean to realise that you quite literally meant he's named each of his plops after a different horsey. Each poop flop is named after a real racing horse. One poop flop was called, which is the other part of shit comes out. The shot of shit comes out of his asshole. He's given a different name. Well, you say plop of poo, I say shot of shit,

and you need to respect that we grew up in different places. I grew up in Alabama, I am American, and it's a heavy accent can tell you need to respect that we grew up in different places. I grew up in Alabama. I am American and heavy accent. Can I need to respect that? Use this opportunity to plug my memoir if that's okay. Just that we've got a memoir. We let Sam plug his podcast last week. I'd love to plug my memoir. Is that a...

I didn't know you had a memoir. If you do, I apologize. I said you don't, but sure. Go and plug your memoir. So my memoir, every plop of poo, is about my struggles with all my plops of poo that came out, and then how I moved to India and started a crime syndicate in India.

Well, I feel like you've copied me because my memoir, you know my memoir, was always gonna be named Shards of Shit. Yeah. And I feel like you've just ripped that off. You've done a dreamworks animation studios copied me because my memoir, you know my memoir was always going to be named Shards of Shit. And I feel like you've just ripped that off. You've done a dream works animation studios ants. My Pixar animation studios bugs life. I always thought of my memoir as more of a white house down to your Olympus' fallen.

If he's talking about his memoir, would I be able to talk about my memoir? What is the name of your memoir, bro? It's called, Broughton Kelly's memoir, but my memoir is more essentially about finding lumps in the breasts. Okay.

Have you found many in yours? No, it's more of a technique. So it's more like a medical journal? No, no, no. It's simply the medical process of my memoir is the medical process of checking the breast for any lumps. Brodan, have you mistaken a memoir for a medical pamphlet? No, no, no, no, no. Very simple. What do you define a memoir, right?

Yeah, memoir is when a lady goes into check her breasts. But you're thinking, okay, okay. So, burden is, burden is my second. A memoir for Pap smear. So, Pap smear is when a woman goes in and gets a breast check. I know women, burden, okay. My mom's one. So...

Spee for yourself. I don't know where this is going. No, neither do I. We're here to... I was a mammogram. A mammogram. My know it was a mammogram. I was trying to do a joke on top of the joke. It didn't work quite well. Should we cut to an ad break and then get on with these characters? Yes. And we're back.

Darts are the lifeblood of any person who was playing Darts. And we've got here two of the best Darts players. On the phone, right now live in the studio, we of course, one is being played by Broden Kelly, his name is. Raymond von Bernervild. How did you do? Oh, I'm doing so well, Raymond van Bernervild. I'm Raymond von Bernervild. I'm one of the great darts, please, from, I'm a veiled, I'm one of the great darts players from, I'm actually originally from Dutch land, but oh, I'm, where's, where's Dutch people from?

Dutch people from, Netherlands, yeah, but I've got a well-shaksend today and I don't know I, but hello boys, are you ready to talk about darts with me? I'm Riem and Van Bannaveld. I mean, I'm very excited because I love Dots. What's so exciting to talk with you today? It's my number one sport next to bowling.

And of course, we have Phil Taylor, another incredible Dots player that has a funny accent. And we have them on the line right now. Phil, are you there? Yes, thanks so much for having me. I'm very excited to talk darts. Obviously, I am the number three darts champion in the world number one in Australia.

And I can't wait to talk darts with you today. Phil Taylor, now you've gone up head to head against Raymond Van Barn the Velt. Yeah. And I love darts. And you guys both seem to really like darts. Yeah. Raymond, this one's for you.

Oh good, I got a question about darts. Shut up. Shut up. What? Understood. What is it? What? Understood. Understood. What is if you could pick there are three darts in a game of darts. Now when you're throwing those darts at the board what are you aiming for and why and is it because of the way you were brought up and

Did you have that in the house first let's dance to the dark song When I was growing up as a darts boy and the darts man said to me, oh you're gonna learn darts today! Well they told me Mark there's nine simple rules to darts and if you want to know you have to know those nine rules! Number one, throw the dart! Well so the first rule of darts is throw the dart. Can I just give you a draw the dart? You can't hit the things that need to hit. If I can just interject here, I know it sounds silly. Raymond is one of the more colourful characters in our sport, but I have to say, it sounds silly,

but you would be surprised how many people don't know the basic technique of throwing a dart. So I absolutely agree with him on that notion, and I have to say I back him on that one. Well, the technique, yes. But I would imagine most people are familiar with the fact that to play the game of darts, you have to actually throw the...

No, no, you would be surprised how many people just walk up to the board and just put the dart in and think they've got the 50 points in that seat. That's the dumbest thing. It's a pandemic of the dart world. Right, truly is. It's shocking. People just walk straight up to the board, put the dart in.

In professional darts. In professional darts. And we have to say, well, that's it. You're disqualified for that because you, you, one of the, what's the first rule, Raymond of darts? Don't talk about darts. No, that's it. You're disqualified for that because you, one of the, what's the first rule, Raymond of Darts? Don't talk about Darts. No, it's through the first rule. That's not the rule.

You're thinking of Fight Club. Yeah, you're thinking of Fight Club, which is don't talk about Fight Club. But look, obviously Raymond's one of the most powerful characters. No, don't talk about Fight Club is the third rule of Darts. All right, yeah, absolutely. We don't like to talk about it when we're making Dats. I couldn't a little bit Caribbean, but I'm going to move back to my room. As you can see, Mark, Raymond is one of the more colorful

characters in our sport. Dats is not as silly as you might think. It's much more normal, but I have to actually go do a poo. I'm so sorry, I actually have to go to a poo. But while I go do that poo, would you mind, I actually on the line have a dear friend of mine, sizzly boy, or I think I smell a very heightened character come into joining us today. Sizzly boy, he first started out as a Sizzling Stake at Sizzlers. So he was, you know, when you got a Sizzlers, oh, I love big Sizzling Stakes.

And you could order on top of all the, all you can eat stuff, you could also just order a steak. Yeah, they had an alacot. Sizzler Boy started as that, but when Sizzlers shut down, he got into the Darts game. He is coming up the coming up the charts. He is a really impressive young Darts guy. We're really excited about him. I know me and Raymond were talking about him just last week, weren't we Raymond? I have a memory of 12 seconds. Every 12 seconds my memory restarts.

I saw you man very well spoken to me, but I do not remember. Okay, so that's a great layer for Raymond and I'm sure we'll investigate that throughout the podcast, but I'm gonna head off. Sizzly boy will be here as soon as I leave to do the poo, but maybe have a chat to Raymond and then you can get to meet Sizzly boy,

who I can't wait to meet Sizzly Boy after Paul Fil Taylor does his poo Now rule number two, all right, well you have avid do you remember doing rule number one? Oh, the I remember everything okay, okay rule number two. Yeah. Is to bring a dartboard from home to practice. We're at, we're to the games.

So bring the dartboard that you have at home to the professional games. That's right. How are you going to practice? How to hit the bullseye. Did you know the bullseye is the best one to get? Probably is the fucking... You probably use the dartboards that are provided for you. Mmm. Now we have another guest here.

I've got seven more rules. We have, I can't fucking wait for more of them. I already know what the third one is. Don't talk about fight club. Now, what I want to know about that is that don't talk about Fight Club the movie and the book or don't talk about an actual Fight Club that people who play Darts Engage with. No, there's no such thing as real Fight Club, this is just a movie. Okay, all right, so the people don't mark, people don't go around having secret fights.

Well, I feel like they're now a public. Yeah, or they fight professionally like Konemagrega. But Mark, that's a movie, it's a fake movie. Okay. Okay. So we're just at the Dart community, we don't like to talk about that movie. We prefer to talk about other movies like Avatar. Okay. Have you seen the blue men? I've seen the Navi. Yes, I'm aware of the Navi and the... We'll talk about that all day, but we will never talk about Fight Club.

Okay. All right. I'm going to move for a second. I know. I know. I know. I just like, I'm going to move on from this because it's upsetting me. We have another guest here.

Understood. There's the unstand. The unstand. We...play the song Tom. Hey, hey, hey. We have another guest here, another dark player, a young Dart who is uh uh moving up the charts. That's what we call them. We call them Dart.

We call them Dart. Moving up the charts. We don't call them Dart players. We call them Dart. When you are good at Dart, then you do Dart's professionally. We call you a data. So we're going to data here. This data used to be, you may be familiar with this data,

if you've ever eaten at sizzlers. Now, of course, sizzlers. Most of the data I've been looking at is in regards to COVID-19, but that's a different kind of data. Different kind of data. Lots of deaths. Lots of deaths involved in that data. Hashtags stay at home and play darts and play darts. At the pub.

At the pub. With your friends in groups of 20 or more. This data maybe for the life of the idea Well, we're watching on the Zoom. We've just very quietly. Zach has been bubbling around like a sizzly steak and not seeing anything, which is very funny, Timmy. He's in character already. He's in character already.

He's in character already. I'm going to see that. Well, I'm getting to it. I'm trying very hard. But to see that bubbling, head over to the anti-dunder club, pal, by Patreon.com slash.com. I just can I just say I'm going to drop out a character for a second.

If you are seeing that bubbling, I bet you're imagining some pretty crazy things, like what crazy voices is character going to have? What sort of weird, wacky sort of tendencies? If you are a loyal listener to the podcast, you know some of my crazy characters like Frogman, you know, Manu, you know, Mugi, disabled gym. What's that?

I never did a character called Disabled Gym. We had to pull them all down, but you did like a 20 episode. No, I never did a Disabled Gym. That never happened. That's not true. And if I did, I would haveist, a guy named Ableist Craig would have been a satire on Ableist people that are just there. No, so we've got a really wacky character

come in as what I'm saying. I hope I don't have to cut this character as well. He's not going to be racist or sexist or Ableist. Let's welcome to the show. I'll pop him up maybe. I'm going to pop him up. I'm going to pop him up. I'm going to pop him up. I'm going to pop him up. I'm going to pop him up. I'm saying so get it up to cut this character as well. He's not gonna be racist or sexist or eyedless Let's welcome to the show

Maybe play the music Tom to pump him up Let's welcome to the show All the way here from Missouri Sizzle it's Stake Sizzle and Sizzle boy Sizzle boy Thanks so much for having me Mark. Thank you. That's okay Sizzle and Sizzly boy Sizzly boy. Yeah, thanks so much for having me Mark. Thank you That's okay Sizzly boy now you are of course a wild wacky character. Yes. Yeah

Well, that was probably more in my younger days when I was right Stake at Sizzler, but as soon as I started Darts I knew that it would take a certain level of dedication and focus Obviously Raymond was a mentor to me. He gave me this seven. That's right He gave me the seven rules of darts and I you know those sizzling days that silly voice I used to do the little sizzly wobble the funny little references to sizzler that's behind me now I'm focused purely on the game of darts And notice I call it a game. I'm not taking it so seriously that I don't still have fun.

Right. Now correct me if I'm wrong. But are you disabled? No, I'm not disabled. I'm just a steak. It's impossible for a steak to be disabled. Are you worried? Are you worried?

I mean, darts, you know, a lot of hungry players playing darts. You know, the world that they might eat me, is that what you're saying? Burly. Are you worried that you'll ever get gobbled up with Pachanza, a piece of cheese toast, and a sour cream? And, you know, that's a fairly good concern. You have to understand I've been a sizzly steak for mere 20 years.

So you're rancid? I'm quite rancid, I'm quite rancid. I'm quite rancid, sake. Yeah, in my early days, definitely, I was just off the grill, I was sizzling and fresh, I was warning. Can I ask a question to the piece of meat? Yes, you may, you know, so,

but just to answer that question, just to wrap it up before Raymond's question, no, I'm not so worried now that I'm less of a delicious sizzly steak, I'm more a rancid piece of meat. Yes, Raymond. What was it like growing up in Sicily? So no, that's a little bit of a misunderstanding. I actually grew up in just out of Brisbane, the Sizzler there. I grew up as a Sizzling steak. I got delivered. Sizzly steak. No, sizzly, sizzly, like garlic. Sizzling. Sizzling on the grill. So I was originally a cow. That cow got slaughtered, chopped up. My brothers and sisters, they're all around the place. And I got sent to a place

called Sizzler, where I was purchased by a young man in his early 20s. And then I was put on the grill. And that's when I became Sizzly boy because I was Sizzling. I was purchased by a young man in his early 20s, and then I was put on the grill, and that's when I became sizzly boy, because I was sizzlin', I was delicious, I'm a delicious sizzlin' steak. Are you a rump steak? Are you a sirloin? Are you a filet minyoung?

Yeah, that's right. Are you disabled? Are you disabled? Are you a T-bone? I want to know what kind of steak you are. I'm a boy. Okay, great. Well, that was fun. That was a fun.

What a dead end. That turned out to be. That turned out to be. And on that dead end, on that absolute fucking dead end. Play the music. No, no, no, no, no. And we want to thank you all for joining us. We now are going to just be talking darts on the Antidona podcast for the foreseeable future. I believe Sizzley Boy and Raymond Van Barnaveld are gonna be mine. My nickname is Barney.

And Barney's a fun guy. He's a real character. He really, I think a lot of people see Barney's a fun guy, he's a real character. You know, he really, I think a lot of people see Barney, he does a lot of the appearances, and they think God, that's a lot of what Dart sees. But no, it's mostly what I do, you know, just chill, calm, I'm a sizzling piece of steak. Shut up, shut up. So thank you, I'm still crazy.

So thank you, thank you everyone for joining us on this new direction for the anti-dono podcast. Can I just say thank you so much for having us on the podcast. Well this is a Darts podcast. Can I just say to anyone out there who's going to all of its darts I'm not going to listen. One very very succinct, very direct response for you. And I'm hoping you're listening with both your ears. Fuck off, can't. Fuck off, can't. Well, Broden being very aggressive there. Very, very, very, very, very direct with people.

Can I just say actually I just want to address anyone here that's listening and gone oh I thought this was a comedy podcast for comedy characters and now they think that we're solely gonna talk about darts now like it's not just a bit can I say something to them yeah yeah fuck off them. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck off, can't. So I for what? I'm very welcoming of people not wanting to hear darts. Yeah. I think Tom has some thoughts though. Can Tom just say them? Yarrigan, we just do part two straight away and just get heaps of fun characters in. Yeah, but Tom, what do you think about what do you think about all those people that don't want it to be about Dart?

They can fuck off Cunt. All right, okay, well, this can fuck off Cunt. Yeah, Cunt, they can fuck off those Cunt. Yeah, this is my message. I have a message for the people who are very excited about the Dart content. I love it. For the people who are very excited about the Dart content. Okay, for the people who are gonna be sticking around, and that message is,

fuck off, cunts. I know, no, no. That's right, no. What, no? And I have a message for everyone who has stuck with us through this change. A lot of people that, you know, that were like, I don't know anything about Dart.

I'm not ready for this shift. I really liked when you were a comedy podcast, but all those people that were like, but I'm going to give it a go. I'm going to stick with it. I'm going to see what this becomes to them. I say, fuck off, cunts! That can be a new slogan. That's maybe that's two. One, two, three. Three, fuck off. Fuck off, cunts. Cunts. It was, this is not entertainment. Then it moved to, it's better than nothing. Now it's, fuck off, cunts. And we will have the fuck off, cunts, t-shirts, mugs, and pins in the merch store as soon as possible.

Thank you so much for joining us. Sorry, dark green is the kiln. I'll brood in Cali with a classic Don't quote there. I absolutely love Oh Man-based Oh! Oh! I love a tickle.

I love getting tickled. It's very good. I do love getting tickled. And if you see Mark, pick him up and throw him away. And if you see Broden go up to and feel his muscles. Go show me your muscles. Broden give him a squeeze. He loves showing off his muscles every day.

Oh, he's such a big strong boy and Zach, whatever. But please, thank you so much everyone for trying. Can I just say something to you guys? Before we cut off, I know you're trying to wrap it up Mark. But I just want to say something very quickly. It's already to go serious for a second here. I was really worried when we moved to, when we were moving to this sort of Zoom-based thing, obviously we're social

distancing at the moment. It's been a really tough time. I know I had a really tough day yesterday, you were the same Mark. Maybe you two did as well, I don't know. I just watched a lot of VEEP. But I think I just want to say that like to our listeners and to you guys in particular, this has been a particularly challenging time. And I really, I know that it's been hard to get that this zoom up and everything

and to do this via zoom, but we've worked it out and I just want to say one thing. And that's, fuck off, cunts! There it is. Fuck off, cunts. You heard it from Sack of Way. Fuck off! Alright, is that a don't fool?

Awful thing to say to the fuck you, bro! Fuck you, Mark! Fuck you, Tom! And fuck all our listeners! And a special fuck you to all the members of our fucking club on power But no, no, no, no, no, you're the worst fan you're off the Fuck you stop supporting us on Patreon. I don't want your Kant money I don't know, he does, he does. We do want your Kant money. Please, fuck, please, not you.

We want your Kant money. We want, we need your Kant money to survive and keep this business running Oh, yeah, miss your Kant money Zack is that is not himself the high school has gotten to him good night everybody Sane This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I mean, if you want, it's up to you.