Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 19 Feat. ADRIAN

Episode Date: November 22, 2016

This one gets a bit blue guys...Finally had the pleasure of having former Aunty Donna member Adrian on the podcast!Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-knife production. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- afternoons podcast whenever you're happening to listen to it. We have evening. We have, how should I introduce you? What should I introduce you as Adrian? Former comedy superstar, former fourth performing writing member of anti-donna and my- And all round good guy. And all round a good guy. It's Mr. Adrian Dean. And when, since when do we clap? Since today, Dickhead. That's happened a lot. Whoa, Adrian.
Starting point is 00:01:13 I'm in charge of this place now. Wow. And you've been gone 19 years. You walk back into the office. You call me a Dickhead. Yeah, I got attitude now, mate. Oh, geez. Things have changed now, mate. You can't just come in here and call him.
Starting point is 00:01:28 He's bought in, he's, he's walked in the door with a chewed. Yeah, he's walked in with a chewed, and then we're gonna curb that chewed. And then I've also walked in the door with a chewed. With a chewed. He's also walked in the door, guys. I didn't wanna say this, but with a tumour. Malignant tumour.
Starting point is 00:01:42 On his chewed. You're gonna be like, which is the chewed. Which is the cause of the chewed. He's come in with the chewed because he's got a tumour on his chode. I would agree. Any reasonable person that has a tumour on their small fat penis would have some sort of attitude problem. Absolutely. That's fair. Exactly. The problem here is the depression that you know. Suicidal force. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That's fair. That's fair. Exactly. We probably have a question that, you know, suicidal thoughts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:06 You probably got a counseling about that and, you know, coming to terms with their... If the toe was a dent. And just, just as you thought you'd gotten over that depression, guess what happens? Watch. You die of cancer. Yeah. I was going to say it's like waking up every morning and you're like, I've got this choked.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I'm trying to make love. I need to find women with wide set vaginas to make love with them. And the shallow ones. And shallow, shallow, wide set vaginas. Well, you're talking emotionally like, oh, I don't care what I don't care what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a certain degree in chazine.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. And about eight inches wide. And so you come to terms with that, you wake up and you're like, you know what, I'm gonna accept my chose for who I am and then you go to the dockties and what do you find out? You got a tumor on your child and now you're dying of the cans. Anyway look it's great to be here guys it's it's been far too long and you know it's it's a true honor to be sitting around such interesting people.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Thanks. You'd say that again. You found out what have you been up to? You left the group what year? Beginning in 2001. 2001, it was just... It was a part of... Yeah, to become...
Starting point is 00:03:18 You were offered a place for... A part on the open slather of... A set of... No, I wasn't quite... Look. I thought you were offered a place to board a board of Amos set. No, I wasn't quite. Look, I thought you were offered a part on open slather. Look, let's, let's cut to the chase. There have been a lot of rumours.
Starting point is 00:03:48 There's been a lot of hearsay, a lot of fear mongering, a lot of general chit chat on the year about where I am. On who I am. On the year, right? This is a guy who has lots of beautiful ideas. Exactly, and so is Rex Hunt and Red Simon's. And look, you guys have gone out there and you've said on a frequent basis that I'm dead. Yes, yes. And I'm not. Well, you can't prove that.
Starting point is 00:04:10 You're dead to us. It's very funny, bro. It's not true. It's simply not true. Because... Prove it. No. You can.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Well, okay, okay. His thing. You've all said that I'm dead. Yes. And I know that's not true because I'm, well, firstly, I'm suing you. Yes, I am. But secondly, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I'm here. Feel me. Feel me, scrot. Oh, wow. It's soft to the touch. Someone's firmed up since 2003. But look, I left, I left Aunty Donna for two main reasons. Reason number one.
Starting point is 00:04:45 What's your real amount for us? Okay, the first reason was the penis touching incident. Yeah. Right. You wouldn't stop touching our penises. No, no, no, quite to the contrary, Marcus. Zach is a lovely guy. So it would appear.
Starting point is 00:05:01 But when he grabs your penis day in and day out, day after when you're just walking down to Woolies to buy You know bloody couple of Multi-vitamin packets you walk around it when you're tight pants with your chowd hanging out. Yeah, what do you expect and and I used to wake up every day with this this man Yep tugging on me dick Every day, but you this is what I can I just speak frankly for a moment here because I haven-hmm, every day. But you, this is what I, can I just speak, frankly, for a moment here, because I haven't had a chance to talk to you about this.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Place. Six, two thousand. Six, six, six. We're just moving on the day. You, you, I did not know that that was a problem, that the chode grabbing, the colon, you a little slut. I didn't know that was a problem until the day you left. And what if, if, if, if Zack's talking frankly here,
Starting point is 00:05:48 if I could talk as a hot dog Frank for a moment, oh boy, I love being in a hot bottle of water. Bubble, bubble, bubble, put me in a bun. I remember when you left you were in 2001, there was a lot of discussion about, you know, what a safe world we lived in. We used to get on planes with guns a lot. Do you remember that? No.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I remember when you could walk on the war plane with matches in your shoe and it wasn't a problem. Yeah. I remember when you could walk onto a plane with in-depth plans to crash them into the twin towers. Oh, wow. The second reason that I left Aunty Donna, right, apart from the Chode Graben. Chode Graben aside.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah, all Chode Graben aside. The second reason I left was to go and study medicine. Ah! So, as you were all aware, I'm now a qualified doctor. You're a doctor. And I was thinking, you know, while we're broadcasting live on 7743AW, why don't we put it out to the listeners and they can call me up on their telephones
Starting point is 00:06:59 and ask me any medical question they want. And I'll give them an accurate, educated response. I think we've got our first caller right now. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello, you're on the air. Hi, it's Mark from Antidonna here. How are you? Good, thanks. Mark, we're about to you located. I live in Hoppers Crossing with my mum. I live in Birdsville. Lots of gang violence. Well, make up your mind. Is it Birdsville or is it Hopper's crossing?
Starting point is 00:07:28 Well, boy, you're going. Birdsville's a part of Hopper's crossing, you're doing this. If you've never made it down to the suburbs, you'd know about it. Wow. Anyway, I was wondering, I'm just a humble Hopper's crossing man, and I got a tumor on my toes. I was just wondering if you as a state-ly doctor had any advice on how to cure the cans on the toes. You always link to the Doctorate Dream, call it with your consent. You got a tumour
Starting point is 00:08:00 to choose, call it with no. Well, thanks thanks for your question Mark. Tumors on-chodes are a very predominant thing in society and often they're caused by a lack of eating vegetables. Do you eat your veggies? I mean I guess I guess I eat them as much as anyone else. And do you eat those veggies, orally generally? yeah, I'd say 90% of the time. And yeah, the shove to carrot up your ass. Look, I mean, I guess, I guess when I'm when I'm alone, I guess that's my private business.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I guess you shove it to carrot up your ass. You listening to the doctor show, but a carrot up your ass hole? Call him, I'm triple full and full, bloody Adrian Dean. Ring, ring, ring. Oh, I believe we have our second call. Of course, three-way conversation. Max, still on the line. Yep. Do you want to hang up, Mark?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah, all right. Beep, beep. Hello, you're on the air. I'm so happy to have taken this. I got a break in. I brought a break head on. Yeah, I got the cowl. I got a cowl and my husband ate the awl.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Sorry, Broding, can you just adjust the base on that one? Yeah, shoulders turn that up a little bit. Thank you. Oh, yeah, go right there. Yeah, it goes after me. You got, what do you know about that? You're listening to the Doctor Show on the 48 hour. Ring ring ring. What's got to go to the suit?
Starting point is 00:09:21 Ring ring. Hello, you're on the air. Hi, it's um, it's we don't help in that guy or no It's a bit fucked alright. He's a bit far gone. Hi, it's it's um mr. Philip tea Here just a great sorry Did you just it all serious this to do the prighty bunch style? Trying to think of a name for your character? See the cup of tea I was drinking?
Starting point is 00:09:49 Ha ha ha ha! I told you all the character Philip T! Definitely not. It's extremely different. It's extremely different from a Philip Island tea. It looks like it's from the early, late 70s. I'm just a crazy character. It's literally...
Starting point is 00:10:03 Oh wow. Now I'm just a crazy character. It's literally... Oh, wow. Now I'm just a crazy character. I'll speak to the Doctor Sean Tripoli. Doctor. He's a little bit of six on fire by King's Arraylings. I did just have a question, Doctor. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Can you explain how my demisters in Macar work? Yeah, sure. Because sometimes... It's a process of compensating against condensation that would come into the air when there's generally too much moisture in the air. So you generally find that condensation is like yeah. I don't want to speak for filler here but um do you get a lot of condensation doctor? Only in my full skin. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh another call. This is the most popular show we've ever done Doctor hi, it's just me mr.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Penn keys Just another crazy Penn keys you shouldn't be here. You should be you should be tucked up in bed. Aren't you a night shift worker? I am a night shift worker work for a cabri chocolate factory. I run around. I try to keep all the ants out of the chocolate factory because they're not if they get in the chocolate and everyone at home is eating ants, they get in their protein, but we get in trouble. Mr. Penn, did you have a question for Adrian? No, I just wanted to say, get out. I just wanted to say, who would do, wish you the best luck.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I've got to go back to the ship, we're going to Capri factory, mate. That's great. Do you have a, do you have any kids sitting VCA? I don't have two girls. I got two girls. I got one in, one in the, one in the 10 who's doing a couple of VCA subjects. She's doing a, yes, she's doing a couple of electives. She's the smart one and then we got the, the piece of shit one who's doing a couple of VCA subjects, she's doing a... Collective, let's her heart. Yeah, she's doing a couple elective, she's the smart one, and then we got the piece of shit one who's going nowhere, Tiffany, Tiffany, if you're listening,
Starting point is 00:11:50 fucking get your shit together, stop going out there, stop going to mint lounge in where to be and getting fucked up at Boombox Saturdays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I just quickly, in terms of a medical time thing, does Tiffy, Tiffy, can I cally tiffy? Can I call it tiffy? I've got a tiffy right now, you know what I mean? Yeah, you can call it tiffy. I mean a stiffy. Boy, I got a bone. I'm going to bone a boy. So tell you that.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah, I've got a bone to pick with you a bit later. Does tiffy ever, you know, just just out of a kind of hygiene discussion that I kind of want it to bring to this conversation? Does she ever get fingered at Mint Lounge? Look, look, we don't have that sort of relationship, you know, being... No, no, not by you, not by her father, but more than you, by her peers. Yeah, she's hot for it. The thing is, is that with Tiffany, she hasn't gotten her period yet. She's a late bloomer, she's 29.
Starting point is 00:12:47 She's just a late bloomer, but she has gotten in with the boys. Her boyfriend's got a... He drives a motorcycle and we don't like him. Oh no. Oh no. Hey, Dolly Doctor. Yes. I've got a question.
Starting point is 00:13:05 You were just talking about school with things. I'm just about to go on to your 10. And I just want to know, they're pressuring me to do a load. They're pressing me to do a load. Japanese German, Japanese German. And I'm thinking, do I want to do a load, or do I want to do an art subject? What's your thoughts? My personal opinion, Brendan, is to stay clear of the arts in general. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:32 And they're poorly funded. Sure. There's no sustainable career in them. Sure. Would you say... Would you say... People... My favourite thing about working with Adrian is the inevitable day where
Starting point is 00:13:48 we get the email asking us to take down all of the Adrian content because he's just gotten on the board of some whipper snapper company that we'll deal with that in due course. But so you'd say go jerk that out. German or Japanese? Are you talking hot babes or are you talking languages? In terms of dedicating your life to the art sage in, would you say sort of doing like a three year arts degree and then pursuing like comedy for two or three years and then not pursuing that and giving up? How would you feel if someone did that with their life? Is that just sort of like,
Starting point is 00:14:25 that's fair of you. That's sort of a waste story. That's a really good question mark. I would answer that by saying, if they were to perhaps be a practicing barista in three years, in earning $500,000, $1 million, it would be a very, very good career choice.
Starting point is 00:14:48 And it would be a career choice. It could easily buy a nice house and say, all for and you could maybe drive a Mercedes around and have a very nice stock portfolio. So in that respect, I would say it's a good career choice. I've never met one barista who can afford any of that. I mean, how much can you make? How much can you really make from just making coffee?
Starting point is 00:15:13 Yeah, good point. Oh, thank you. And Broden, it's comedy like that that's going to get us in the 20 to 30,000, right? That's right. No, that's right. When you're earning that much, you could afford to donate to Antidona's Patreon, which is... What's that? Get a Patreon.com,
Starting point is 00:15:34 make slash Antidona, you're earning between $500,000 in a million dollars a year, making coffees. We're just swinging a little our way at antidonadon.com, backslash Patreon. What's patreon? It's a money making scheme. We're trying to scams and people have some touch. The drags we were trying to sell drags, but it's not working so we're moving into the
Starting point is 00:15:57 to the patreon scheme. Do they hear a mid scheme? Do you sell things in the dark web? Yeah, we love to sell things on the dark web. Yeah, we love to sell things on the dark web. Drugs. I was... Machine guns. Machine guns. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'll be the third one. We'll be the third one. And just don't make any mention. That's not an error, come on. So now we have to beat...
Starting point is 00:16:20 I knew that we made a decision to try and do podcasts, but we didn't have to beat much anymore. We get bloody Adrian Beanie, and it's back to the old way. Yeah, you know, the only thing that bloody beeps more than me is a bloody horn in Vietnam. Have you been there? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:16:39 I've seen good morning Vietnam though, starring the late Robin William. So I feel like I've been there in a lot of ways. I've seen the bird's cage. She's very strong in that. Which makes me, yeah, that's another reason why I feel like I've been to V at NAM. Did you think he was good in what's eating Gilbert Grape? Do you know that?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Johnnie Depp. No, Robert Williams. Robert Wood. I don't think Leonardo DiCaprio was in what's in 18 Gilbert grape. I think you've mistaken Robin Williams for a large fat woman. Oh no. Oh is that not him? No.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Oh. Did you just think he was a really good character actor? No, no. I just thought he was a fat woman who got stuck in a house and needed to be cramed out. No, no, no, no. thought he was a fat woman who got. Yeah, we're hoping to be Hollywood starlets like Scarlett's Johansson, and Alina and Jeremy Robbins. Yeah, and like a woods. We want to, we, Broden wants to get cast in the Avengers movie and play the, the rock of hunk. What characters, what characters would you like to see us do Adrian? You know, we're three men who can don many a role
Starting point is 00:18:06 I was always I still very much miss our pair of Alice and Jerry I miss them too. Yeah, that would be an Adrian in one of our early shows when we when we were a quartet They they'd had a cake we're a barbershop quartet We're a barbershop quartet. we travel North America singing songs in four parts. Yes, that's right. These guys would have two characters. What I'm called, what I'm called Alice. What I'm called Jerry.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Jerry was Adrian. It was loosely based on Jerry Halley Well. Yeah, Jerry Halley Well from the Spice Girls. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And Zachary played Alice, who was very closely based on Anacornicova partner of Enrique Glacios. Are they going out now?
Starting point is 00:18:51 Are they married? Really? Yes, she was in one of his... What? She was in a hero. They would have beautiful kids. Yeah. They'd make some incredible love, I imagine.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Oh. I wouldn't mind getting it on that? Oh, yeah. We should ring them. Yeah, right. Ring rings. I think they just really ring. Ring, we speak to ring. Hello. Hello, is that anachonicover in a written Riki A glac book. Hello, this is Ricky Martin. Ricky, what are you doing there? No, he just came over, he'd do our plans. This is the two members of our $10. It's struggling with access.
Starting point is 00:19:40 No, you're quite different. Hello. This is Ricky, I just picked up his telephone. Hello, and Ricky, good at accents. Hello. This is Enrique. I just picked up his phone. Hello, Enrique and Glacier. Yes. Who are you talking to on the phone? And you're talking to Anna Koronakova? Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:19:53 But I just happen to have a quick chat to Ricky Martin as well. What the hell? What the hell? Oh, no. Oh, no. He's a rookie Martin. What are your two materials? No, I'm liquef.
Starting point is 00:20:08 She has a beautiful feet. What are you doing Martin? Talk about the boy. I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. I have to understand. He is just a rookie Martin, but also he is a gay. Are you a gay man? I am a gay. Oh, well, why are you that I lit all sheepishly? Really?
Starting point is 00:20:26 Because I love your woman's feet. Oh, this is... Why is this a really awkward phone conversation? We just called up to say hi. Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Starting point is 00:20:40 Hello! Hello! Hello! She begs! She begs! Oh,la! She begs! She begs! Oh, baby! She begs! Love! Oh, yes! Oh, yeah!
Starting point is 00:20:55 Oh, yeah! And now we'll start! Oh, she's out! Did you have any other questions for us? I don't believe I even asked you a question. What is your question? Riki Batten. I'm a Riki Glicia.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And I'm on the call, of course. We are having a three-way relationship. Yes, we are also from the Russian mouth. We have made a mark, have swapped exits. These exits are just essentially for anywhere but Australia. Well, in Rikiae, Glacier is in Rikimard and in Anacornicova. The reason I called was... Have you seen my car keys anywhere?
Starting point is 00:21:35 Well, no, we have seen your car keys. We are in summer in my MIA, Mejor. I thought I was in Russia. The car keys are in my annals. What the... What are you doing with Adrian Dins? A khakis in your annals? I am a rasha, it's bad.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Oh. Oh, no. I thought you were a Latino pop star. Maybe they are under my mall. Let me a check. Oh, no. Let me put it in the back. I removed my mall and it was empty.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Jesus Christ, that's my lignant. That's a melanoma. Oh no, I got to it. It must be a big amount of number for you to see that through the telephone. Well, I am a doctor. I bet the doctor's a doctor and talk to him. Bring me, bring me. Is that a horse?
Starting point is 00:22:23 Yes, I get to know my... You know, I know the cover horse. I call her Onrique. Hello, hello. I'm on the corner of a horsey. I saw, she, I call him onrique because onrique doesn't know I have him. So when she hears me on the phone and I say, yesterday I was riding onrique.
Starting point is 00:22:40 He thinks when we would talk about the making love. You're fucking a horse? No, no, fuck the horse. Just the right of the horse, but she gets so jealous if we find out. Yeah, but just a horsey. I love her. And I caught a cove, I ran to Australia to open.
Starting point is 00:22:54 And then she take me to French Open. And then she take me to the US Open. My father not. And now we both don't. We both don't. All the other information I send back to Soviet Russia. My father now let me have many friends, so I have to find a solace in horse.
Starting point is 00:23:11 So just a little horse, I like my cabedeva or a little black caviar. So you have my car keys there? Yes, in my amuse, but they will soon go to the president of Russia. Can we just... Can you send them back to me? All right.
Starting point is 00:23:26 That's why I registered post. No, no, I'll shoot to the melt. There you go. Oh, thank you. Yes. Now write me back to a Melbourne Brunswick orchestra. Okay, Yeeha and a Kornikovas horse. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yes. As good to be in Melbourne. Yee-ha and a corner covers horse. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, let's go to the tram restaurant. Hello, welcome to the tram restaurant. Hello, I'm Adrian. I just had a Russian man shit in my pants. And can I bring this horse on board the tram? Adrian, Adrian, do you have a booking? Yeah, it's Anna and a corner covas horse. Ah, and the corners covas horse, please. Make your way up the two stairs. On to the please watch the...
Starting point is 00:24:21 Please watch the... F***ing F***ing F***ing F restaurant. I'm going to continue to stairs and I can't get it Yes, I please I'm not one fucking staggs cuz the grill and I work them Let me have a look at the menu a bit freaky Good Let's add air I can just do that in the microwave. Wait, I mean it. What's this? It's a little sticky.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Oh no! He's looking at the steak! A bit totally. Oh, it looks delicious. Fantastic! I could do that on the stove. I think I'll have the steak. No!
Starting point is 00:24:59 And how would you like that cooked, sir? I want that cooked the most. Wait, no. I think I will have this in the most difficult way possible. What is that? On the grill, because the grill's not working. I will have it on the grill. No, not the bloody grill.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Excuse me, can I just interrupt you there? Do you have a tap to wash this Russian man's shit off my hands? We're on a train there right now, goddamn tap. Of course there's a grill, but there's a fucking grill. I can give you some sparkling water for 495. Yes, please I'm gonna whack off now Okay, so if you'd like to do that you can do that in the Melbourne Wackoff tram That's at the next stop. I'll just get off
Starting point is 00:25:40 All right, well come to us around but the Wackoff tram I'll just get off and all right. Well come to us and round the back off the tram Oh, it's a good idea. Oh, yeah, get out there I just washed it Russian man's shit off my hand and now I want to whack off on a tram I'll just get on the tram just a normal man in plain clothes with a bum bag I'm just going to get on this train. I'm just a normal middle aged man with no hair on my head And they just sort of tapped on my mic and I'm just a normal guy hiding a badge under my jacket. I'm just walking, you, let me see your, what, the Wack-Off tram mic,
Starting point is 00:26:12 which is a ticket in Melbourne. I have one, but I, I didn't bring my Wack-Off tram concession card. Well, you know the rules. Quick, bolt! The kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen. Quick, bolt! Little delay, no, I'm not just a humble guy to train. I'm an oozing bolt. Oh no, that tram inspector's oozing bolt! I can't remember the accent I did for the tram men, so I'll just do it as me. I'm so sorry, I put you in that situation
Starting point is 00:26:40 nature. You've really fucked up my life tram and spectrature cram conductor Jack Off Trains. Yeah, that one. I caught you. Now it's time for me to cut off your dicks and eat them. Okay. Can I just have pay a $70 on the spot fine? Yes, absolutely. I'm fortunately I've already cut off Zack's dick. Well, I didn't have $70.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Oh my god. You didn't cut off Zack's dick. You cut off the tumour on his choke. Oh! How satisfying that would be if I was the one with the choke. And if not for having another minute and a half left. Well, we all had choke dicks, didn't we? No, no, I actually donated through your little website thing.
Starting point is 00:27:23 My choke dick and Zack now has it on his... I have my choked dick. On his groin. Right. So the story does actually... But thanks, I tried to tie it up and thanks for pointing out the inconsistencies and the stories, Zach. I thought it'd be fun, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:39 To do run, run, run, to do run, run. I love hanging out with my friend Adrian Because he's the best and he makes me go think about Fabian Fuck it. Can we start again? Yeah, I've got a fist fuck your dad Yeah, that would be real rad But um, but um, yeah! A record he would get mad
Starting point is 00:28:09 To do run, run, run, to do run, run I'm sorry for mucking up the rhyme on the first go To do run, run, run, to do run, run Oh, that's alright Mark, give me a blow and we'll go To do run, run, run, to do run, run, but I'm but I'm Yeah, so he blew that boy, but I'm but I'm yeah, I said, Hoi Palloy, but I'm but I'm yeah, he pays me to be his toy boy To do run, run, run, to do run, run, run.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Thank you, Enrique Iglesias. Thank you, Ricky Martin. Thank you, Anacona Cove. Thank you, John Bon Jovi. Thank you to the restaurant tram and the Wackoff tram. Thank you to Philip T. Thank you to Billy Joel. Thank you to Mr Penkees.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Thank you to the Australian Ballet Ensemble. Thank you to his daughter, Thank you to Mr. Penn Kees. Thank you to the Australian Ballet ensemble. Thank you to his daughter Tith Kees. Thank you to Alan Joyce, the of Quantus. Thank you to Alan Jones. And to Tony Barba. Tony Barba. Thanks to our film Could Do With Out Of Families. Thank you so much to Tom Armstrong for doing all of the wonderful sound design every week. Thank you so much to Tom Armstrong for doing all of the wonderful sound design every week. You come in here genuinely genuinely you record these little podcasts and and without you Tom the these podcasts couldn't happen. So thank you Tom. With all of us. Thank you. Every single day Tom. It really means the world to us. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I just like to take this minute to say to Zach and Mark thank you so much. Thank you. You know for putting up with me and coming in every day. No, no, thank you, broden Thank you. Thank you for always coming here and giving it and you know giving it a hundred and ten percent Thank you so much. No, thank you, broden. Thank you, Mark. Thank you both of you so much for making this dream shut up Sorry for making this dream. Yeah a reality. No, no worries. Is there anyone we've forgotten? a reality. No, no worries. Is there anyone we've forgotten? Max who makes it. Thank you to Max Miller. Max Miller is the best Sam Linger. Sam Linger is the best Sam. Sam's in the heart. And of course, the founding member of Antidon, Joe Coskey. Joe Coskey. So much Joe Coskey.
Starting point is 00:30:23 He boots now seed in Melbourne while you get the chance. Check out his... The bounce that's going to Sydney. Yeah, if you see it and get a program, he's still... He calls himself a founding member of Auntie Donner in his bio. What? Yeah, let's... I'll get his thing up.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Joe Cossi, who was in the group, but was doing music theatre, so when we were starting out, he was doing other stuff, so we went different directions, but he's still a great dear friend of ours I'm gonna read his blurb for Kiki boots the musical in Melbourne And let's would you like guys like to hear that? I'd love to Okay, well here it is Jo Koski graduated from the University of Ballerade Arts Academy in 2010
Starting point is 00:30:59 He made his professional music theater debut in 2012 as Hank Medusky in Jersey Boys. Most recently, he portrayed the events were all of barrel in the New Australian musical Crossroads, and appeared in Ned, a New Australian musical. Joe is his feet firmly planted in the music industry, as one half of internationally acclaimed electronic duo, Godwove, which Tom is also in. And I just say they do some great tunes.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Please check them out. If you're a piece of shit, check out their music. They assigned to a label and publish an interview within Ministry of Sound. You know that top of the album. With a top ten Aria and iTunes charting release through et cetera, et cetera. And what was that?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Alone? Alone. Yeah, yeah. When I'm meant, below now. BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW They reached number one on height machine with their single fields right on the group's scene. Joe is also a founding member of Reveed Comedy Group, Aunty Donna, which he no longer performs in, but he doesn't mention that. Joe looks forward to playing the role of Donna in the P.K. boots. He's a founding member, so he doesn't say, I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Joe looks forward to playing the role of Don in kinky boots commencing November well I would go to kinky boots and I would scream out as loud as I can yeah that'd be right wouldn't it yeah now you're all right Joe Joe's great I love Joe who else didn't we think that's probably about it that's about it everyone What do you want to catch your next week? Yeah, see you next week. Thank you so much. Should we, should we mention the other podcast here or all right should we plug Patreon should we do a little Patreon thing? Do the ads. Yeah. Oh, you want to do it now? Well, no, we'll just say that that we're going to have another podcast. Now at the end of the podcast,
Starting point is 00:32:45 just say we're going to have another podcast. Yeah, we're going to probably do an exclusive one that continues on from this. Yes, we're going to have a Patreon exclusive. Yeah, yeah, so the Patreon exclusive, so the Patreon exclusive podcast for this month will be another chat with Adrian, another chunk of time. So if you're a Patreon person, check that out.
Starting point is 00:33:04 If not, that's what you can, please. That's what you can out if not, that's what you can please. That's what you can look forward to, that's what you can get. Good night Australia. Thank you. That was a bit rambly at the end. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week.
Starting point is 00:33:23 See ya next week!

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