Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 190 - Aunty Donna Turn on Their Fans
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So we've got your Kant money.
Not God, please.
I don't want your Kant money.
Everyone wants your Kant money.
Kant money.
How about you?
And welcome to the second podcast episode of this week.
We just, you know, this comes out a little bit later in the week.
And while we're at home, we just, we thought we a little bit later in the week and while we're at
home, we just, we thought we, and we had the energy, we thought we might do another
podcast for you. And the thing that came up to us is we realised when we were finished
recording the last podcast is we weren't done with you fucking cunts. So we just thought
we'd release an extra fucking podcast. Just say fuck you.
Yeah, because I said,
fucking listeners.
Because now I want to fucking make it very fucking clear.
All right.
I said that we need your Kant money,
but that's just so we can fucking buy expensive gaming chairs and fucking nice
pair like Nike suits and boiler,
Nike shoes and boiler suits you fucking idiots
We're taking your fucking money. We're spending on the shit that's important to us. You fucking I just did a fucking grocery shop for the week
You fucking that's so fucking responsible of you
Fuck, sorry guys. Can I just
I'm taking a fuck you down a notch. Can I just take it down a notch here? I just want to be really clear, we recorded this
immediately after our last podcast, and I got a little hot, I got a
little hot headed in the last podcast, if you want to listen
back to that. And I said some things I regret. I said that I
told you, bro, then to fuck off, I told Mark to fuck off, I told
Tom to fuck off. I told Mark to fuck off. I told Tom to fuck off.
I told all the listeners that were listening
that didn't like our new direction to fuck off.
I told all the listeners that were giving it a go to fuck off.
I told all of our patrons, all the people supporting us
at the anti-donner club to fuck off.
I said I didn't want their cunt money.
And I just want to say I regret that.
And the reason I regret that is because I feel I left out people that just like the new direction full stop.
So to them, so I said fuck off to those that didn't like it and those that didn't like
it, but we're giving it a go. But to those that liked last week's podcast, I have one
message to you. And that's fuck off, cunt. and when you say fuck off can't
Zack it gets me steamed. Yeah, you like a little pork bun
Yes, steamed scallion a steamed a steamed scallion you're a steamed little scallion like a like a spring onion
Sort of like a small onion, yes. Okay. So you're like a stewed
scallion weird. Yeah, so fucking, where are you fucking steam in spring onions?
Come off. What? It's me. This is a little bit aggressive here. I just want to say
Mark, turn down the aggression and turn up the fuck off, come. Yeah, fuck off,
comes. I've got a lot of you. So I've had a fucking gutful of fucking fans coming along.
Oh, no, fucking fucking yeah.
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know how I've had a fucking gutful love?
All right, I've got a fucking gutful
of this fucking COVID-19.
Oh, shit, all right.
COVID-19, fuck off.
Fuck off.
Let me go out some of my fucking friends, have a fucking picnic.
Let me go to church.
Let me go to choir practice.
You fucking COVID, fucking piece of shit.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
Is it a little bit hard self-isolating?
Are you a little bit, do you not like self-isolating?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, is it a little bit difficult?
Maybe you want to live in the slums of Mumbai
Where they can't sell rice late because they don't have running water in their fucking houses
Fuck off, can't oh, oh yeah, Zach. Oh yeah, just because I'm not living in a fucking third world country
You fucking prick doesn't mean I have problems of my own. Oh, I should take every problem I have and I should put it in the bin because there are other people worse off than me. Oh, I'm such a fucking cat. You know what? I
deserve it. Tell me to fuck off. I love it. I love it. I want to hear a fuck off mark.
Mark. Mark. Mark. I'm going to level with you, man.
Have we lost sack? I think we lost. We didze. You're gonna know the crazy, strange thing.
I mean, we're all recording this on our own.
Fuck off.
Zach, I only heat fucking shit.
Well, you're not gonna fucking say it.
I'm fucking fucking.
You're fucking off.
I want to fuck off.
Can I please say my fucking piece?
Listen, Cun, this fucking Cun's in Mumbai.
I'm fucking listening to this, man.
Fucking podcast.
And you're fucking fucking around.
Fuck off, Cun.
Fuck off, Cun.
Yeah, fuck off, Cun. Yeah, fuck off, Cun. Oh, excuse Excuse me. Well Facebook is trying to start a not-for-profit so they have access to the internet
So they can listen to our podcast, but people like you just want to make the him the bad guy so fuck off. Can
Anyway, so what I was trying to say was me I thought mark was like I thought mark was the one that was breaking up
But actually it was me because the connection is it is a two way thing
I thought oh no, he's Mark breaking up and then it turned out it was funny
That is funny. That is funny little thing. Yeah, but I do want to say sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Yeah, sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. I need to interrupt Tom. Yes. This is oh
Mark Zacken I have been building a fucking back and forth on stage, off stage, on screen. For a long time now.
We are working in rhythms and timing that you. Shut your fucking mouth, you can't.
We are talking, you shut the fuck up.
Is that clear?
We talk, you shut the fuck up and you fucking listen.
You fucking backdoor hit can't.
Can I ask you something, can't?
Oh, all this speaks.
I'll ask you something, can't.
I fuck up by all means.
By all means, can't for this.
We're talking about fuck off. We've got this on stage energy camp who's in the fucking sand desk for the last five fucking years giving you fucking cues camp some can some can some can by the name of Thomas Armstrong
Right he's there he's the fourth member. He's the guy who's fucking the most in tune with you stupid cunts on stage
Then anyone else on the fucking planet mate?
Oh yeah, fucking right. Tell me what you fucking do then, Cunt. I could fucking learn it with my
teeth on my ass. It's not about fucking learning it, Cunt. It's about having a fucking reporter and an
energy and an understanding, a telekinesis fucking understanding between the texts and the fucking
actors mate. Cunts, look, I don't want Broden to have to stick his tits up his ass.
All right, I don't want that down.
I thought I got that through.
I thought I got that through.
Well, you didn't, Cunt, all right?
Because you're a dumb cunt.
Now, I don't want him to have to fucking do that, all right?
He is now, there's tensions between us.
I'm telling Zack to fuck off.
He's telling me to fuck off.
And I have a message for you that I haven't gotten around to.
One sec.
Fucking interrupt him.
So fuck off, one sec, one, you just fuck it up to my point.
You just fucking interrupted me, dumb cunt.
All right, I don't get that.
Take just a little bit of your own fucking.
Put it in your fucking cell.
It's cream and your fucking scallion.
Put in your fucking baked potato.
Shut your fucking Harry trap.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck you, fucking cunt.
Fuck you.
All right, make your fucking point. This is what I can make mine come.
Well, here's one fucking thing we can all agree on, alright?
There's one can't that needs to fuck off.
Alright, we're telling each other to fuck off.
Max Miller can fuck off.
Yeah, directo, that directo.
Max Miller, alright, our director, alright.
This little Greek fucking piece of shit, alright.
He's so fucking, he's the wogiest
greasiest fucking fuck of art eating piece of shit
you allowed to say that yeah not really I would say about 50%
take 50% this can't even do Greek Easter on fucking Sunday mate
right what fuck off fucking fuck off not even do Greek Easter on fucking Sunday mate. He can fuck off. He can fuck off not doing fucking Greek Easter.
He's whatever family he has left, whatever family is dead,
would be rolling around, they'd be sticking their tits up their ass
if he fucking knew that.
That's what they'd be doing.
Listen, he's my thing, right?
Oh, is it? Is it your thing here?
Oh, what a fucking thing.
You do have a fucking thing to say.
But no, you say it's that.
And I'll eventually get to my thing, can't.
I fucking remember Zach very fucking clearly saying,
I can talk to myself.
Oh, you don't have to talk to me.
I can talk to myself.
I said he could talk, can't.
Oh, no, you fucking said something.
I said he could talk, can't.
All right, well then let's let,
I'll just let fucking broden walk all over you
like the fucking dorm that you are you fuck off
Fuck off you fucking piece of shit
Broden please and then maybe we'll get to my fucking flag
You're fucking doing isn't it get there?
I say my fucking things. Yeah, I say my apologies man. You go you go fuck off
That's it. That's what you have to fucking tell you got to say. There's not enough for you fucking dog. No, it's not
Thanks for fucking
Steam rolling over the fucking conversation to get to your little fuck off mate
Do you have any other fucking often so we could jump on that and go down the rail road of fun. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I did to you. You fucking
piece of shit. Go Zach now if you want to fucking go. Now I have three things. I said I had
two things. Now I have three things. I have three things I've got three things
Alright, can I do my first thing?
I'm fucking walking around I've got so many things I get to do with it
It's really cool
You're worse than a fucking poly mate
You're worse than a fucking poly flip flopping all your-
I've got two things I had two things and then two people decided to talk so
Fucking much that I needed to find a third thing
Hey, Kevin 07 mate Kevin 07
Let's see if from Kevin 07 I'm 0 fucking seven. Let's hear from fuck. Oh fucking seven
I'm not like heaven fucking 07
I can flip first thing first thing if you are going to talk for me
If you are going to defend me in my need to make a point maybe don't take up five fucking minutes of my fucking time doing it
Fucking hypocrite
Fucking dog shit fucking
I know the fucking definition of irony mate
Right?
I thought I got a fucking eye in the ass
It's not the time for bitch I said
I really fucking fucking idiot
Oh my god, I look fucking here you dickhead
Maybe you fucking possible
Mark, man bro just wanted to make a point
Sorry
If you'd asked us a month ago
Could we do a podcast over the internet and
make it have fun energy back and forth? We would all say no, it's impossible. Look where we are now.
Absolutely. So, back to it. Absolutely. So, number two, I wanted to say, Mark, you said to me about
your own issues, your own personal problems, and that I raised the
issues of COVID in the slums and those sort of overpopulated areas that don't have running
water.
Obviously medicine, some frontier or doctors without borders have written extensive articles
about, I mean, how do you deal with one, I think one square kilometer is a million people
or five square kilometers is a million people and they don't have running water so they can't self-isolate.
Now obviously you pointed out just because that's happening doesn't mean your own personal
well-being or mental health isn't struggling.
So for that I want to apologize and I want to say I want to look inward for a moment and
I want to say to Zach Rwain to myself, fuck off, can't.
I really appreciate that man. I know you appreciate it.
We can say fuck off, can't talk.
So I'd still had a third point, can't.
Can't.
All right, can't.
All right, can't.
All right, can't.
I was literally...
Can't.
Just engaging with what you were saying.
Fill out at the third point.
So I just want to...
I've just done some googling on my phone here.
I just did a Google,
and I just wanted to read out a couple
of recipes, fun little recipes I found here. Steamed scallion buns. Oh wow, Chinese flour
rolls and that looks like a steamed bun filled with scallions. So Chinese scallions.
So it's been cut. So it's been cut.
So it's been cut.
So it's been cut. Oh wow, that's so many things with scallions.
In the bucket buns. Can't, can't, oh well, there's so many things with the scallions that are steamed. Oh, don't, you can't steam a scallion.
Oh, you can't, oh you can't, oh you can't steam a scallion.
Oh, you can't steam a scallion.
That's what I'm fucking asking, right?
And you're just taking a big bunch of fucking scallions, steaming them on their own.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are they part of an ingredient to another fucking scallion?
Did I say scallions steamed on their fucking own? Did I say that? You know what? I said, scallions steamed on their fucking own?
Did I say that?
You know what?
I said steamed scallions.
Yes, steamed scallion is steamed on a steamed scallion,
but I was just talking to myself. No, I'm asking your fucking drama can I want
I fucking do it
I'm not fucking interested in it mate
I fucking interested it can
I can't fucking so I'm not
I hate so many fucking characters from you mate
Oh I hear who I'm a funny character.
Just fucking goes in one ear and out the other can't.
What the fuck is that got to do with the price of tea in China?
I just can't fucking move the fuck to you mate.
What the fuck is that got to do with anything can't?
I'm talking about fucking steamed scallions in a fucking dumpling
and you're talking about my characters.
Way to get fucking personal, can't.
Fuck yourself.
I want to...
It's next left.
It's next left.
It's next left.
So now...
Oh, that we're left with this delicious sizzler steak
with chicken.
If you are watching this,
on Patreon we're just left with a delicious Sicilian steak.
But if you are still on the club then you're not leaving.
You are a fucking can't know.
You're a fucking idiot.
We don't care whether you fuck off, stay, fuck off, whatever.
Like we give a shit.
Because we don't need your can't money.
Well, we do need your can't money.
There is his back.
He's back. I knew you couldn't get rid of Zach.
I knew you couldn't get rid of him.
There he is. He's back man.
And his back is chirpy. Oh There he is. He's back man.
He's back.
He's chirpy.
He's coming in and out.
He's coming in and out.
He's back to his old Zach self.
Tell him people to fuck off.
Fuck off God.
Fuck off God.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
It's one of these other fucking goofy characters.
This is what I'm fucking.
It's my goofy character
I'll tell you my new goofy characters. You want to meet my new goofy character? I've been working on him
You want to meet him? Yeah, it's called Tom Armstrong. Oh, I'm a big gun
I'm just a big dumb con. I you like that character Tom
Sorry, I could make him I should make him a little less realistic calm down calm down calm down, okay? I just want to say
You have always said
that your thing
Is that you do characters, but you do bad characters, and that's what you're quite
Never said that can't you work can't be fucking dead you are saying you go somewhere with this can't so fucking shut
You fucking little dude
And let me go I'm listening. I'm the only go mate. I'm listening, I'm all ears mate.
I'm gonna give you the space you didn't sit me.
You didn't sit me.
Are you fucking done?
Are you fucking done?
Yeah, I'm done, mate.
Are you? Because you keep fucking running your mouth.
Because I say, are you done? And then you're like,
Yeah, I am. So are you fucking done? Or are you not fucking done?
I'm done, mate. I'm ready to eat you.
Are you fucking done? Or are you not fucking done?
I'm just gonna go fucking done. I'm just gonna go fucking done.
I'm just gonna go fucking out. I'm just gonna go fucking out. I'm just gonna go fucking out. I'm just gonna go fucking out. When are you not fucking done? I'm just gonna go fucking done. I'm just gonna go steam a whole bowl of scallions.
Because that's what you think I find you do.
I know that's what you're gonna do
because that's what you fucking implied before can't, right?
Cause a fucking dumpling with scallions in it.
No, fuck her.
I fucking dumpling with scallions in it that is steamed.
What is in that?
Tell me what has happened to those scallions in that dumpling.
It's the bad!
No!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
And they are completely raw.
They're just completely raw.
They're fried.
So this is an amazing thing that happens when you steam a scallion bun.
It's the bun.
Every ingredient has flour, the egg, everything in that fucking dumpling gets steamed except
the scallions.
They just get fried somehow.
That's a fucking idiot
You're a fucking idiot, man
You're a fucking idiot, man
I know
Anyway, what point are you gonna make dumb cunt?
I'm ready to listen
What?
What was going to make fucking what?
Fucking what?
Yeah, dumb cunt said what?
Dumb cunt said fucking what?
Yeah, you, you're the fucking dumb cunt
You just said what?
Alright, you got me, yeah, you got me
You fucking dumb cunt, fuck Listen, you fucking cunt dumb can't you just got me. Yeah, you got me you fucking dumb can't
Fuck this new fucking can't I was gonna fucking stick up for you. Yeah, fucking stick up
I was gonna do it was I was gonna go usually you do bad characters
Yeah, but somehow you managed to do the most accurate interpretation of Tom Armstrong
Yeah, I've ever seen who was the biggest who who I thought I thought was the biggest dumb cunt
I know after your fucking little rant after your shitty little fucking piss my pants shit my pants fucking rant
You're a little baby piss your pants shit your pants fucking dumb cunt right now
There's a bigger dumb cunt that I was the dumb cunt. I'm ready to own that man
I was it no you know what it's not you it's fucking Broden and Kelly sitting there saying nothing
You're just fucking cow fucking cow
It's not fucking engaging letting his best mates fucking tear him apart doesn't fucking come in doesn't mediate
Doesn't taste shit
Fucking laugh in that you can shit
Of course, just fucking sit back laughing at you can't.
Oh, fucking little, little fucking Jack Brussel Terry,
a fucking nip in at the ankles can't.
You're a fucking fly mate.
You're a fucking blip on the radar mate.
You're fucking make me laugh, you're fucking crum.
You're fucking tanko crum.
You're a fucking tanko crum.
You fucking pray this isolation lasts forever, can't.
Yeah, cause as soon as we're allowed to fucking
call you in, I fucking hope that more people die.
That's what you fucking want, is it?
I hope more fucking people can see.
You said I hope COVID keeps going.
To that I say fuck you and I fucking think you should be
fucking canceled, mate.
I think you should never be at a fucking work again.
You're fucking crumb.
You've manipulated them. You've called me a crumb, which out of fucking work again. You're fucking crums. You've manipulated them.
You've called me a crum, which is very fucking a thing.
A fucking panko crum, you shit.
You called me a fucking panko crum, right?
The best of the crums.
The best of the crums, we all know it.
The best of the crums, we all know it.
It's a great crum, it's the best of the crums.
It's a lovely crum, it's a Japanese bread crum.
It's a lovely crum, man.
Lovely crum.
The best of the crums.
Have a fucking container over there, can.
I'm sure you do.
You're fucking pretzel.
I'm planning on making a fucking eggplant.
Panko bread crumb parma jianny.
You fucking dick Khan.
You're a fucking pretzel, Khan.
You're a fucking darn hot.
Oh yeah, Broden.
Can I just ask you a question, man?
You're always fucking talking about this
Panko crumb fucking eggplant shit.
Oh, sorry, Doc.
Don't fucking do it, Khan.
Sorry, Doc. Don't actually gonna fucking do it, Khan. Panko crumb fucking eggplant shit. Oh
Sorry, don't actually gonna fucking do it. Can't step up and this way
This week this week needs tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow fucking make it can't if you're so fucking good at eggplant Fucking parmesan is fucking make it then can't I just actually want to change the fucking topic for a second here
Because I thought it was a little unfair.
There's what, one, two, three, four people here.
Now I'm on a con-
Con-Count!
Big sis!
Oh, very good!
Very good.
Very good, man.
This doesn't have anything to do with you, can't.
Ooh, what are you fucking letting this go, can't?
This has nothing to do with you.
Mommy, I can count you four!
Mummy!
I put my feet, but I can count!
You are too much, can't.
You are too poop-a-pat.
You do fucking poo and shit and piss your pants like a fucking face.
Go fuck yourself, Mark.
Go fuck yourself, Rodin.
I said I'm saying something very important here.
There are four fucking members of this group here right now,
but there are six all up.
And I just want to say that someone earlier in this fucking podcast
said something pretty fucking offensive
to the other two members of that group.
Why are we going?
Oh, okay, here we go.
So someone knows what he's about.
He knows what he's saying.
I know what you're fucking talking about.
So what happened?
Well, we were having a conversation.
Brodom was saying some,
I will admit fair things about the cunt that does our sound and what did he say?
What did he say? Now he said he was the fourth member of this group. Like in his head, there is a fucking ranking system and he's put one, two, three.
He's put Broden, Mark and Zach in the top three. Thank you for that. I don't want to elaborate on that one, two, three.
And then you've put yourself at number four.
Well, guess what?
I was talking about, you thought,
I was talking about in a fucking large setting camp.
Does Max come on fucking to a date?
For that, no.
Sam come on fucking to a date.
You thought what?
You thought what?
You would anonymously say that.
Pop it up on the podcast Saturday morning,
chuck it up for the fans,
and Max and Sam wouldn't hear well
I'm lucky for you
Someone shot them a message and let me tell you we've got a response in from Max
And I haven't read it yet, but here it is. I said Tom just described himself as the fourth member of the group
I sent this to Max. Oh, and I fucking sent it to Tom
I meant to send it to Sam so you knew about this
Fucking sent it to Tom, I meant to send it to Sam, so you knew about this guy. DICKED!
Oh, holy s**t Tom!
Yeah!
And I said, make it aggressive and swearing, I told him he was allowed to do that and what
was Max's response is response was, as the third member of the group, this doesn't bother
me at all.
Fucking smart ass can't.
Fuck.
He is a fucking smart ass.
He fucking loves to run his little fucking mouth.
Doesn't he?
He's just fucking. He's a scat, a muto ese, but to go, a mouth. That's nice, just fucking. Here I am, dear friend.
He's a very nice guy, but he's always like that.
He's fucking bringing out, right?
Oh, I own my own property.
I have a fucking fiance.
He fucking makes me sick.
He makes me fucking sick.
He's always rubbing it in my fucking face.
Me, I can't get my fucking misses to fucking accept my proposal.
I'm over here fucking asking her every fucking day, right?
Getting turned down.
Oh, he asked the love of his life, the fucking marium.
She says, yes, what a fucking can't.
He doesn't have to fucking rub that in my face.
Why on a fucking house?
Oh, good for you, can't.
Good for fucking you.
And Mark, I understand why you're mad.
For him to drop you down to fifth in the ranking
is outrugging, no.
I'm gonna say I understand why you're mad.
He's the man who's the fucking fifth.
You were the fucking, and then you fucking fifth.
You're fucking sixth, you're fucking fucking fifth.
You're fucking fifth, you're fucking fifth.
You're fucking sixth, can't.
No, that's where it is.
All right, yeah, I'll take on fifth, I'll fucking take on Vimported,
what?
Fifth can't, you're fucking sixth can't, you're fucking sixth can't.
Fucking true color show and now can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking true color show and now can't.
Yeah, fucking cop that, I always saw this in you can't,
I always saw this color in you and you've always,
oh, coming in with you, Oh, Zach, how you going?
Can I get you a coffee mate?
You fucking coming in with your polite little things?
I always fucking saw it in you.
You are a fucking snake, Mark.
You are a fucking snake.
You're a fucking trumpet mate.
You are a fucking snake.
I've always seen this in you.
You're a fucking thing in your off, Mark.
You fucking listen to me, you're a fucking street trumpet, alright?
Anyone walking down the fucking street,
pick you up, start playing,
you're like a fucking fiddler, mate.
You're fucking, you know, you're fucking,
you don't know shit, you know, you fucking talk,
like you're a fucking cheesecake, alright?
Like you've got fucking crumbs, come here, and not panco,
alright, I'm talking fucking biscuit crumbs, can can't you are a biscuit crumbed can't
That's all I have to fucking say about that
So this week's topic for the podcast is
Cool dancers hmm
But we've probably run out of time for it.
Mark, I'm so proud of him. Do you really think that about me, man?
That you're a biscuit cheesecake.
That actually how you feel, man? I thought we were just joking around.
Well, I...
I mean, you really think...
I mean, you do have a layer of biscuits underneath you, man.
I don't know.
Like that's just, you put a layer of biscuits
into your shoes.
I understand.
And no one brings it up.
But when you walk around the office, it's like we can hear it.
We can hear the crunching.
Last few months, we hear the crunchy biscuits.
I get that.
I've been putting crumbs in my shoes.
Biscuits crumbs in my shoes.
Philadelphia cheese sugar mix on my head.
Yeah, I've been doing that.
And I didn't think that was bothering you guys
coming in the office.
It doesn't bother us, it doesn't bother us,
but it's not fair.
It makes me hungry.
It makes us hungry.
And if I bring it up,
that's not a slight on you, because it is happening.
Through the images.
Through the images.
It is fair to say.
Like, you have to at least agree that it is fair to say.
And I'm sorry if it upsets you.
That's not my intention here, but to point out
that you put biscuits in your shoe every day and then put
filly cheese on your head that like that would be lying if I didn't be lying if I didn't bring that up.
I thought of a funny ending for this episode so we can come back to it right so it's like it all
comes good and then like cheers can and one of you go what did you say and then that's the end of it
you know I mean like it's about to start up again So just think of that as we bring this to work and then go say it wait
So do you want this to be positive? Oh cheers can you want to cut this out?
But say it and go say it. I'm not fast. I don't say cheers can't
Cheers can no you got it no, we got to be good. What do you fucking say come? You got to be nice first and end
No, we have to be nice first. And end. No, we have to be nice first.
I'm sorry guys, I love you.
Bro, didn't know you say cheers can't?
Cheers can.
And what you fucking say can't and end.
You're such a fucking dumb can't.
You're such a fucking dumb can't.
No, listen, I'm trying to get you fucking ending.
No, but listen to what the can is saying.
You're just skipping over all the fucking beats.
You're not actually committing to them.
Like give it some fucking thought, give it some,
stop being a fucking cheesecake,
and start actually fucking thinking about that.
You just stop calling me a cheesecake,
and you just say,
if it all over the fence, you fuck,
I'll call you a pav, mate.
I'll call you a fucking pav if that makes you feel better.
I would prefer that.
Yeah, but actually I forgive you,
you're a good guy and we're friends, bro
Thanks, can't what do you fucking say can't
And there it is yeah, who's that take that was a great podcast guys really good work
What would you say?
Can't and end end there That was a great podcast guys.
Really good job there.
Cheers, cut.
What did you say, cut?
That was an finish.
That was a great podcast guys.
Good job everyone.
Cheers, good job.
What did you say?
And end.
That was a great podcast guys.
She's everyone for tuning in.
We're doing it over Zoom now, because we want our nanas to not die
She's come
She is can't she is can't and she's all the
Can't she is can't and end
And actually we're friends now and end. You know something? And actually we're friends now and end.
I just can't.
What do you say can't?
Can't.
The one thing I want to say is that often,
often we have been criticized.
Who?
But not for not writing.
Is that that proven?
Yeah.
My proven coming at us.
It might be proven coming at us.
But I think it's a criticism.
It's a provoloning.
What is the criticism?
I am talking about the delicious provoloning.
Yes, the criticism.
The criticism is sometimes that instead of writing jokes,
we got an email about this earlier today that all we do is yell and swear.
But I can unequivococally say I think we've
proved them wrong. I'll
with argue Mark and I want to
argue this respectfully. This
podcast had a lot of swearing and a lot
of yelling. Maybe to you,
can't. But to me, what I thought was
cheers can't, can't, what did you
decide? No, you're doing a lot of parts.
And end of podcast.
Well, that was a good podcast.
I like the bit that we saw.
Cut, cut, cut.
She is can't and end.
What did you just say?
And end.
Well, good podcast guys. She is can can't what did you just say I
fucking say anything is that you can't and go for another 20 second now we're
friends about half half an hour we hit in a half hour is that the goal can't she is the fuck now with friends. Oh good job everyone and
same
What you say can't
What you say can't you shut the fuck up?
I'm a sizzly boy. I'm a sizzly snake. I'm a sizzling snake sizzling snake sizzling snake
sizzling snake I have to go grocery shopping we've got a meeting after this mark
what we've got a meeting after this one mark we've got a meeting to talk about
some animals we've got a grocery. We've got to pick our favorite bit to put on YouTube.
Then we've got to have a lengthy meeting.
Oh, fuck.
I can't open the door.
See you fucking later, you fucking dirty dog cunt listeners.
Wait, Tom, actually you guys are all right.
I'm sorry I swore at you.
Cheers, cunt.
What did you just say?
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