Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 195 - The Weakest Link

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hello and welcome to the weakest link. My name is Anne Robinson. I'm the British host of the British weakest link and also the American weakest link. They flew me over in a narrow plane. They put me up in a hotel and then I hosted a series of the American episodes which they then filmed in a block and released sort of as the weeks went on as you all know. Today I've got two contestants and the ring of other contestants. The first contestant on the weakest link is a big fuckhead. He's a dumb cunt.

Oh, is he a duck? That's right, I'm not, this isn't like 15 to 1. I mean. I'm a meany and that's the difference. This big dumb cunt doesn't even know anything about anything except cabins. What a stupid cunt. Hello man who likes cabins. Hello folks, that's me.

It's so exciting to be here. I hope there's lots of questions likes cabins. Hello folks, that's me. It's so exciting to be here. I hope there's lots of questions about cabins because I love a cabin, especially when it's in the woods. Have you ever been in a cabin? And what about them? I've never been in a cabin. I think everyone who likes cabins are smelly. Well, well, definitely not very nice.

I mean, because in my cabin, I've got a little shower. I've got a little stove top with a little pipe sticking out of top and I've got a little toilet in there next to the bed. I'll tell you what I think of cabins I think cabins are like houses but shit and you're shit and I want to shit on your face. Wow you really are man they weren't lying when you said you were you were full of hate and uh and maybe maybe you uh maybe you got a bit of a, maybe you've got some trauma. Our next contestant is someone that I want to cut the dick off, throw the dick down the road and make them run after their own dick

and then take away all ice from their house so they can't put their dick on ice, so they have to run to the hospital. By the time they get to their hospital, their dick is rotted too much, so they can't reattach it But I'll also cut off his thumb so they can't turn his thumbs into his dick like they did on that Documentary I saw one time our next contestant is Broden Kelly Broden Kelly. I hate you

What? Documentary took someone's thumb and put it on their dick. Well, I was rippling. Please believe it or not Well, I that's actually really smart because if you hollow out a bum, if you take the bone out of it, and you tap, tap, tap, chop the top off, and then make it really big and put it in the woods,

well, that's a cabin. That's a big pleasure. It's a cabin stuff always. Well, that's a big, well, I love, I love cabin to my, I don't know, I want to tell you a story for the thwere, but I get very passionate when you're pulling out cover. You're not allowed to swear, this shows on at 5 p.m.

You've got to understand this is a, this is a prime, this is an afternoon show. You're not allowed to swear, and you pack of dog cunts can die in a hole for all I care. Okay. That's hypocrisy if I've ever heard it. You're swearing, you're told him not to swear, and now you're swearing.

Well, I don't care, go fuck yourself. Wow, that's what I was. So, I just, it's not like other TV shows, I just, I don't know. Anyway, anyone I've met who I thought love for Kevin doesn't talk like this. Though, well, I get that that N. Robinson preferred dwelling that is in the Therberve.

I have a big studio apartment in London, and also they put me up in a penthouse in LA Therberth. I have a big studio of partement in London. And also they put me up in a penthouse in LA when I shoot there. And yes, I don't care. What do we win? What do you win? You win nothing. Nothing at all. Maybe some money.

I don't really know. I didn't do my research. No, it's all maybe some money. I don't know. I didn't look it up. I think... I don't know what you win. This is a I think... I don't know what you were doing. This is a whole produced show.

Did you literally just park the car and then walk inside? Why don't you ask a producer? What do we win? All right, I'll ask a producer. What do we win? Oh, 20 bucks. You win 20 dollars. Is this a BBC show or a Channel 4 show? I don't think they're allowed to give prizes on BBC shows.

I think they'll get a little enamel pin of a cabin. Do you guys, do either of you know if this is a BBC show on Channel 4 show? We're just contests, I know. I know, you should know. You should know. You should know. With Goodwill, I assumed with some Goodwill,

but I don't think that you know what it goes on. With Goodwill. Why would I know? Why would I know what channel this show is on? I'm on the show? I've never watched I'll come here. Have you ever watched the show either of you? I am I assume this is the first season and it's gonna be on later, you know I haven't what I've been doing the show. I've come here with a copy of Goodwill hunting on DVD

Yeah, it's our idea. It's the same with me Oh, we but I was watching my DVD of Goodwill Hunting. Halfway through they said, would you like to be a contestant on a new game show? And then I rang the number, I come down here, and now I don't know if I'm making money or not, and you're being very rude, and it's unlike any other TV show I've ever seen. Well, here's the thing, here's what happened.

As you know, because we are in the mid-2000s, after Simon Cal was really mean on American Idol, everyone just thought, wow, people can be mean because in the late 80s, you're a pack of cunts. In the late 80s, everyone turned really nice and it was all about encouragement. And Simon Cowell was a breath of fresh air because he was mean to people and people really liked it.

So they built, they remade 15 to one as close as they could without breaking copyright But they put a mean lady as the host and that's me I know it is the mid 2000s and I must say it's a wonderful time for real estate It's a wonderful time you should definitely invest in well not cabins because No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cabins, because cabins are cheap. No, they're not, in fact, they're a log cabin in Norway. Do either of you know how the first round of this game works? No, you can't keep asking questions. You are the host of the show that's your one job. But just tell me, do you know?

We are. That was us questions. They were the week of homework. They were the whole week of homework. There were two podcasts where we fucked around. Yeah. They were no talk of capital. Why didn't they have so much to say?

That's all right. I just, all right. So there was two whole podcasts where we asked our audience to go and do research, huge amounts of research. And some people not pointing any fingers or thumb dicks haven't done the work. That's fine. I just assumed one of us had done it. If anyone else has anyone here, I'm a master improviser, I can feel like I can make it work. I just thought I'd quickly throw it to you too.

Do either of you know how the first round works. Do 30 seconds of master improvisation quick. My third contestant is a big dumb cunt and I hate her. It's Ann Robinson. Hello, Ann. Hello. Ann, you're a host of the weakest link, aren't you? Yes, I am.

And you're today competing on the list. Keep feeling, keep feeling, keep feeling, keep feeling. Come on, man. If you don't, oh my god. I can just do the 15 to 1, which is some rapid fire. No, I've got it. I've got it. All right, so, um, each round features a money chain of anywhere from 15 to one, which is some rapid fire. I've got it. I've got it. All right, so each round features a money chain

of anywhere from five to nine increasing cash failures with a maximum cash target that the team must attempt to reach within a time limit. The team quickly achieved the target by stringing together a chain of correct consecutive answers the minimum number of which depends on the number of links in the money chain. Okay, so now, just because I didn't quit quite here that,

now we will go into our first round. Lucky for us, we have an announcer who will explain how the first round works. Take it away, Steve. I'm Steve. Each round features a money chain of anywhere from five to nine cash values with a maximum cash target that the team must attempt to reach within a time limit.

Back to you, Anne Robinson. The first round will go for as long as it takes for the Impro. It's five questions. The longest string, kind of like that hitman, the hitman sniper game on your mobile. The longest string of quick kills or correct answers will be the monetary value. What are you referencing? It's the mid 2000s. What are you talking about?

I'm snake. I'm talking about snake. Oh, Jesus Christ. Snake. I'm an arid and I'm going to tell you how to rip it. I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm just an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm just an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid and I'm an arid. Rob and Tim. Rob and Tim. I'm just really mad.

I'm really mad about... YouTube channel how to bake that. How to cook that? And she's recently been doing some great videos about how those quick Instagram videos are quite dangerous. But I'm not that. I'm Ann Robinson. It's the mid-2000s.

I've done my research. Here we go. The first question. We've got five questions. Each of the different monetary value. The first question. We've been trying to explain this now. Let's do this. the first question. We've got five questions. Each of the different monetary value, the first question. We've been playing this now, we've been doing this. The first question.

I'm the host, I get to decide what happens now. All right, fine, you're not like other hosts. No, I'm not like other hosts. I'm more like Simon Cowell. You're a big cunt. All right, so the first question is for a man who likes cabins. Yeah. You better hope it's a cabin question. Because you won't know anything else you dumb cunt. Well, that's

not true. We're working as a team. We're not against each other as well. So this is true. I am. I'm not on your team. Well, I am because I introduced another Anne Robinson character. Hello, I'm on your team, but I'm the host. Should I give them the other Ann Robinson a slightly different voice to avoid Confucius? No, not at all. I think it's clear enough because you're running from the podium with the Captain is a bit back to the podium. Running out to the podium and running back. I feel like that makes it clear. Okay, and I'm changing my outfit and I'm flipping and I'm flipping the camera so it doesn't... I haven't been listening. I just need to know very quickly. Man who loves cabins, what do you love?

Well, that's the thing about what I love. What I love is in the name, really, when you think about it. You love men who love... No, I'm a man who loves what? Who? No, they're got, well I do love clue, though, the game. You love clue. Clue, mansion, you're inconsistent.

No, because I build a little log house around it. I'm full of shit. No, I do, you can't. Bullshit. No, so fucking, listen, if you fucking shut your fucking mouth for one fucking thing. I'm fucking language language language. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very passionate about that. Enreadin. Enreadin. May I have a word with my teammate? Figs that were giving cabin.

You can have a word with your teammate, but the timer starts now. That's it. You got it not swear man, they were on TV. Okay, I'm so sorry. That's the thing about TV. That's the thing about TV. If that, you can't get too worked out without how much you love Kevin. Oh shit, we're on the timer, let's go!

Oh, fuck! Baaaam! Unfortunately, you answered no questions in the first round. The non-question. The team has a monetary value of zero dollars. Don't get an answer. You don't get an answer. You don't get an answer. I didn't have time to ask the question

because you were chatting. Okay, let's meet the four contestants around two, man who loves cabins, you're a cunt, Broden Kelly, you're a cunt, and Robinson, fuck you, and Anne Ryden, I love what you're doing with those ex-poses on your channel about shitter channels than yours. Thanks so much. Okay, here we go. The four people.

Yeah, the four people on that team. Why can't we have a cabin on the team? Do you want a cabin on the team? Okay, there's now five contestants. Man who loves cabin, Broden Kelly, and Robinson, and Riden, and a cabin. Broden, do you want to play anyone else? No, I'm pretty strict. I can't wait to pluck that cabin. Man, who loves cabins? Do you want to play anyone else?

Well, no, I'm happy to just be myself and if you could put me next to the cabin, I would appreciate that. Time out, time out, time out, please. Time out. And, Vichan, this is Vians now. And Robinson, host, or contested? Host. pre-hands now. Robins and host are contested. Host.

Host, yes, hello. Are you wearing different, like, a different shirt? Have you ever seen those YouTube videos where people act opposite themselves? Sort of like a, you know, Yeah, they do that makes it a line. And that's across the line. Yeah, so I'm not crossing the line. I'm making very sure that I don't cross the line.

I'm changing outfits, and I'm editing the visual slightly after the audio, so you hear, that's just a little trick to make it. But you are the same person, because you were acting like there were two Anne Robinson. And there are in this world. Oh, I thought you there were two Anne Robinson. No, there are in this world. Oh, I thought you were the one Anne Robinson running between the two for this. No, let me clarify.

So there is two Anne Robinson's, but they both look like they've been played by a tick tocker. Right. Yes, so there's four layers, if I can, very quickly, but I'm in character. I'm staying in character because I'm method. There's four layers. Zacharwayne is doing a podcast, okay? Zacharwayne is playing a tiktokka.

That tiktokka is playing Anne Robinson. And Anne Robinson, earlier that morning, found out that there weren't enough contestants to fill up all the lot because there's the things that are stuck to the ground on the, you know, what are they called, like the little stands? One of the contestants called in sick, so the producers have asked Anne Robinson to play both the host and a contestant. Does that make sense?

So I am Anne Robinson playing two versions of Anne Robinson. That's all you really need to know. Okay. Does that make sense? Make the best sense. At the cabin in the thubbub. Yeah, absolutely. That's true.

I would call a cabin in the suburbs of Cubby. Yeah, Cubby House. I could be here. That is a cabin though. That's the thing about Cubby House. People don't know that it's fucking cabin. Has everyone like, oh, you're calling a cabin, please? I've still tough touched on something. I've been calling it, no, I have, fucking cabin Everyone like I'm gonna come

Please I've stopped tough touched on something I've been called it no I'm I'm a tree health is a Cavern is it really yes Here's the issue that's the thing about how high it is I don't have a Hello, it doesn't matter whether it doesn't change whether it's a captain What yeah, okay, okay Yes, is this on to you is this on a Uzak? No, I'm and reason. Oh

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna talk to the YouTuber and readin. I wanna talk to the host Anne Robinson. Hello, Broden, how are you? You're a dumb cunt and I hate your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Can you ask the questions, please? I wanna win that one. I can't, the only issue is there's nine contestants.

I've done your research and know there's nine contestants, so I just need four more, real quick. I can have two man who likes cabins and two brodans. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, a cabin man who hates cabins. Ah, don't talk to me about that cabin. This guy hates cabins, I'm having a little bit of a mess. Oh, this guy hates cabins. Oh, don't say the word. How do you think of mansions?

Oh, I love a mansion. Oh, tall, tall ceilings. Why don't you define yourself as a man who loves mansions then? Why define yourself by the things you hate? Because I also love studio apartments and I also love to bedroom townhouses, single-facing or double-facing. Right, so it's easier to define yourself by one thing that you hate than a myriad of things you love. Give me something with some nice frontage, but don't give me a cabin. Give me something with some nice frontage, but don't give me a cabin. Broden Kelly is absolutely right, though, man who loves cabins.

You're sick in the head. You need to do some scheme of therapy or some short term counseling to learn that you shouldn't focus on the things you hate, but rather the things you love. So I'm going to call you man who loves mansions. Actually, no, I'm negative, so I'll go with the hates a cabins. All right, so we've got this What do you think of him? Sorry, I just need some world building What does man who loves cabins think of men who hates cabins? Oh well think about men who hates cabins Yeah, is he doesn't know it, but he is a cabin.

Wow. That's fucking huge. It's huge. It's a huge revelation here. You know what he's a cabin for? Negative thoughts and bones. How is he a cabin? He's a skin cabin.

A skin cabin. A skin cabin for negative thoughts bone than bits You've really stretched the definition of cabins or allow yourself to love cabins. I love everything that's a cabin There's a thing about a cabin is give it for walls give a roof Put it outside put it in your half-foot it inside inside the dog, put it inside a wug. I love Gavin. Yeah, I do. Yeah, what does...

Yeah, okay. I just, just for context, Mark, I just want to do a quick time-out, time-out. Mark, just because man who loves Gavin's is a British character, you probably shouldn't say that word. Just because I know it's an Australian, you... Oh, right. You say, Mark, just because he's a British character he was raised all right so what you don't know about the man who loves the cap is

you want to say that's a character so the thing about that oh my god you just said horrible words well the thing about a man who loves cabins if he's got a British accent yeah because his parents are first denerites in immigrants but he grew up in Australia.

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We've got man who loves cabins, hello. No, I want to go all out of the cabins. We've got Broden Kelly cabins, hello. No, I want to go all the way to Cabin. We've got Broden Kelly, go fuck yourself. Hello. We've got Ann Robinson, your shit host. Oh, that's a shame. We've got Cabin. No, we've got Ann Rieden, who's a Akno,

so I'm going to be the Cabin. The other Ann Robinson's going to be nice to Ann Rieden. Hello Ann Rieden, I love what you're doing with the competitors competitors take downs. Thank you so much Ann Robinson. We've got Cabin, hello Cabin. Hello, how you doing? Oh Cabin speaks, I thought we were just gonna leave Cabin silent,

but okay Cabin speaks and he has exactly the same voice as that. What's the difference? Sorry. The thing about Cabin is that it takes on the form, on the closer-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth-thirth. We'll love to me the most. World question. What? If the man who hates cabins is a cabin,

what's the difference between cabin and man who hates cabins? Well, think about cabin, is that, and when you say cabin, is that man who hates cabins or cabin? It's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's the actual cabin. It's the actual cabin that we got here, that man who hates Kevin's or Kevin? It's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it You need to shut your fucking mouth. You have to have more questions. Keep asking questions. We'll come over here. I'm gonna rip you throat out.

I'm gonna fuck the wound, okay? Well, I've been told. I love that, that's great. That's the energy we need on this show. If you want to retort Broden with fucking wounds, if you want to throw some of that awful war crime imagery at who's speaking now, you really should have just not,

why do you have the same voice as man who loves cabins? That's really confusing. Go to the cabin, take that thing about a cabin. If it takes on the form, kind of like, you know, the blue woman in X-Men. I love X-Men and I love X-2. Gado, what they're now. And I'm so excited for X-3.

X-3's got to be very good. She says it's going to be real good. Brett Ratner's directing it and he says, like, a good guy. Excuse me. Yes. I'm counting one, two, three, four, five, six characters. Yes, well, I was about to introduce the next two. So eight.

And then we'll work out the next two. I know. I forgot I'm a character two, sorry. Yeah. So you've got two more. Yes, please. Who's the next character? Six, seven character too, sorry. So you got two more. Yes, please who's the next character? Okay, so let me just introduce so we've got

Man who loves cabins? Hello, Bella. We've got Brodard Kelly. How you doing? Yeah? Yeah, we've got Ann Robinson fuck you Fuck you to we've got Ann Reardon. Hello. Hi, Ann Robinson. We've got cabin. Hello cabin. Hello. We've got man Rieden. Hello. Hi Anne Robinson. We've got Cabin. Hello Cabin. Hello. We've got man who hates cabins. And lucky eight. Well, seventh, isn't it? Are we at seven now? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Yes, eighth. Well, okay, so we're at the eighth now. Is there two Brodens? No. Men who hates cabins. Men who loves cabins. Anne Robinson. Ann Robinson again,

Ann Rieden, Cabin, Brody. Hello. But I'm not competing. There's only one Ann Robinson competing. I'm so sorry. All right. So we do have three more. OK.

I can compete if you want me to. No, let's bring in three more characters. All right, so let's introduce this character. You've got all these characters. Oh, we do any questions. I'm a master in provisor. I can play as many as I want. Let's bring in the next character.

And when you say you're a master in provisor, you are referring to who? And Robinson. So our next character is Zachary Rewain. Hello, how are you? Okay. Nice to meet you. Zachary Rewain, your long hair looks shit and you should cut it off.

Okay, that's very cruel. Our next character, number 8 is Fancy Broden. Broden but Fancy. Hello, hello, hello. Oh, I'm F, I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm low! I'm low! I'm low, I'm, so if I fall, I don't hurt my fancy knees. Now that is the fanciest thing I've ever heard, the ability to land on your knees and not into yourself. That's fancy, man.

And when I go to the bathroom, I have these drops from Esop that make my pool smell like lemon. Oh, that's fancy. Very fancy. Very fancy. Very fancy. This is where the Broden is. We'll need the final contestant on, um, fuck, uh, what's the name of the show game? The week is...

You should know this show. You should know. You should know. Can you eat fired boys? We'll meet the next contestant and get challenged by Brodon after this short break. What's an ad from 2005? Something. Zoom, zoom, zoom, master. Master, zoom, zoom, zoom.

Okay, we're back. Brodon Kelly, you were going to say something to me. What is, can you explain to me from not having this job to being the host of this show on camera, hosting the show. Can you explain to me what's happened? How you've gone to a point where you don't know anything about the weakest link.

Yes, and explain it to me, fancy broodin'. I took my top hat to you. This guy is fucking fancy. Oh, I love all the finer things in life. I'm more of a salt of the earth kind of guy, you know, I meet two veg situation. This guy though, is me a bit fancy. And English, the gold leaf of the earth kind of guy.

I love bells. Well, that's fucking fancy. For me, bells are a bit too high for lute. For me, I prefer a rock and roll. Here's what I love. Guitar, a bass drum kit, and prefer a rock and roll. Here's what I love. Guitar, a bass, drum kit, and a fucking rock and roll singer. This guy loves flutes. Give me a viola. Give me a four-string quartet playing the hits of Radiohead from the bends. Yeah, that's sort of...

I like Radiohead too, so I'm just... That's that's sort of I Like radio head to Some of the basic rock and roll albums. I just they my brother did that at his wedding and I thought it was very fancy Music student a 19 year old music student It is what came to my head as fancy. I hope you're not questioning whether this guy's fancy or not He can land on his knees. To be fancy broden, all you need to be is slightly more fancy than broden. No, this guy is fucking fancy. I can tell, like for me, like from where I sit, he's liar, he's a bit more. That's exactly it.

So fancy broden is not necessarily, he was named by broden. So all he has to be is fancy and the eyes of broden. I'm so fancy. He has to be Broden. And he has to be Bro- I'm the beast of men. Oh, cook that cloth in a broth of cats. He's cooking cloth in broth of cats, which is fucking fancy. I'm so fancy, I drink my coffee from a muckermaster, which is normal. I do that too. I do that too. I do that too.

I do that too. Because, well, your not as fancy as me, only fancy Broden drinks his coffee from a muckermaster. Now, I've got to challenge you there, fancy Broden. I also drink my coffee. I love coffee. I'll go to the coffee. But surely, just for the sake of clarity,

the character of Broden in this situation can just drink coffee from something else. No need to drink since the coffee. No, no,den in this situation can just drink coffee from something else. No need to drink instant coffee. No, no, no, no. I just drink the fanciest coffee. I just think that's a lot of pressure on... I will not... I will not be able to do all the adjustments here.

I just think... Maybe can you just go for instant coffee? Just to think of the impression. My mock-a-master is a sky blue color. Like a baby blue, I bet yours isn't that fancy Well, that is literally a literally describing my Mocka Master, which is just out of frame and I think you know that My I love coffee and I'm not defined. I don't have fancy knee pads I don't have string quartets at my brother's wedding listen can't I just want one fucking thing and that's what I like coffee

I just it's a little bit unclear which one is fancy, right? Fine, fine fine fine alright, I love instant coffee. Thank you, I appreciate you taking a step down. Thank you, it's a really nice clarity. Can be portrayed in an actual so fucking thing. Do you want to throw out any other fancy things you've got, you do? Oh, I- Like where fancy streetwear?

I wear blue, I don't take my nikes. I wear blue nikes. And I love to wear basketball shoes. Oh! That's lucky because Broden just wears a pre-box from Platypus. And I'm so fancy, I have my own Instagram page It's at Broden Kelly is my name fancy

Broden's not fancy he only has a tiptock I'm fancy I am I'm fancy broding nice thing and I dance and I bathe I'm so fancy I won't can access once a month Okay, okay now that we did read it right. That's definitely your less fancy in some regards then we're learning You have to wake less than that to be normal Today You have to live this you know that You have to drink instant coffee and when cless than once a month now

We're the we're crappy re-box and we're crappy re-box from platypus. You're taking last the months of month now. For the sake of the Reeboks. And we're crappy Reeboks from platypuls. You're taking away the core of Brodo Kelly. Well, take it the core of him. Brodo, you were going to challenge me before we went down the Fancy Brodo path, before we went to the ad break. What was that challenge you're going to ask me a question

about and what was it? I said what what has happened from can you stop being so fucking fancy man I mean my fancy Broden okay I'm just like I don't know we'll just cut to a shot of um of cabin then it's it let's go now okay cabin man's just standing there. Hey, I asked you, what happened from you getting a job? Mm-hmm. What happened from not knowing this job existed to hosting it? And how do you not know anything about the show? And why, might I ask you, are we so far into the 20 minute show? 25 minute show?

And there's no questions been asked. Well, we edit it down. So we shoot for about an hour and a half, and then we edit it down. Just because of the mean quips and that sort of thing, if I don't hit every mark with the quips, it's easier to just sort of shoot a lot and then we pick the best one.

The other concern for me is we're still going to know the character to introduce. Absolutely, and we will get to them. We will get to them. But first, let me tell you a little bit about myself. And maybe if I tell you about myself, you'll understand why I'm struggling with all the rules. And I was born on the 26th, so I have been... Sorry, time out.

As you were going to explain who you are, yes, me and Robinson. Yeah. You looked down, say where a phone would be. And then you started not with, I was born, or I went, I, you know, I come from, you started with, and was, as if you were reading, say, a Wikipedia. Well, it's 2005, so where would I have access to a Wikipedia if I don't have a computer? I suspect that maybe Ann Robinson is quite fancy because when fancy people talk about themselves

They usually do it in the third person or they say once that's what I do when I talk about My seat road and is so fancy he speaks in the third person That's right because when I was a child, I... You're not speaking in first person. Oh, the fancy like to be confusing. Why doesn't anyone speak in second person? Um, because, well, I read a novel one that was called Minlow's Kevin person.

Was it a choose your own adventure? No, it wasn't a choose your own adventure. With, uh, they adapted it into a... I think it was called Bright Light's Fig City and they adapted it into a film starring Michael J Fox. So there you go. How would one speak in second person? You, he...

No, you, you... Yeah, you, yeah. So when you're reading the book, it's like, you wake up in the morning, you make your favorite toast. It's your... Sort of a POV. Like fire. Yes. Yes, It's your full look fire.

Yes, it's kind of that thing. Think of it. A P.O.V genre. Yes. A P.O.V genre is in now. When I was at Valorat and I was studying writing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I wrote, oh, sorry.

So here's the big difference between Broden and Fancy Broden. Broden studied acting at Valorat. Fancy Broden studied writing. Well that's very interesting, but this is Man Who Loves Cabin. So that raises more questions. I don't know. I'm very transmolved, I'm like,

what can I do to write that? Can I just ask, who were you intending on playing in that moment? The Man Who Loves Cabin? Okay, sure. But now, okay. So hang on, sure. Alright. But now we're... Okay. Hang on, did men who loves cabins go to school with Fancy Brodin?

Did you study together? Um, yes, we both studied creative writing at the University of Bauerat and we both wrote we are too side of the Thadencoid. This... Okay, so just to be clear, we have man who loves cabins. A cabin who has taken the form of the Thade and Coin. This, okay, so just to be clear, we have man who loves cabins. A cabin who has taken the form of man who loves cabins. Alala.

A plates cabin. Ah. And also fancy Broden, who studied the same course at the same time as man who loves cabins. Can I just say, this is the site of the same coin? You're saying, studying writing at Ballarat.

Was that a tape course? Yes, it was a tape course. Yes, it was not to be classist, bro. No, no, no, I'm just saying, though, that's not the fanciest. Cool. But I went every day dressed in a tuxedo made of skunk skin and mink mink slippers but you see what happened was man who loves cabins was working as the district attorney of

Gotham City when Selvatory Moroni threw acid on his face, thus creating two different personalities. Fancy Broden, Adbad loved Kevin. Hey, what, what were I on? So, what? I think Fancy and Manel loves Kevin's and Fancy Broden are in the same body. It's, yes, we're two sides of the same coin. You know, metaphorically, or have you got the same dick? We got the same dick.

Right, okay. But we wear a suit that different colour on either side. And you're more of the dark night two face more than the Tommy Lee Jones two face. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. It's a bit from both. Mr. Hyde, are you literally sort of co-existing at once? face. It's a little bit from both. That's a bit from both. Are you literally sort of co-existing at once, or are you? But he said that of acid like meroni, and then he's got a bit of Tommy Lee Jones.

Do you know the riddler, or do you know the joke? I do not sanction the riddler's tomfoolery. Let me tell you that much. You don't hate. I don't sanction his Tom Fulery! Fancy Broden doesn't sanction the Ridley's Tom Fulery. No. That's fucking fancy man.

I would love... I would love if we could... Take the attention away from these two characters. Okay. Because I'm about to introduce the ninth character. Yeah, they're the most interesting characters in the world. You can't even eat sometimes, I get myself into it. How can it be?

10 minutes into the scrap meeting, a person. You only find out that they're went through a dense, acid trauma, and now they're two people in the same body. That's incredibly interesting. Next character, please. Next character, of course, is the character of Broden When he's playing it up a bit, you know sort of That one do you want to do that one Broden because I can't be bothered I'll do another one if no, please

Let's introduce him. He's just behind this curtain over here. Oh My god. Oh my god He's dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's dead. Oh my god. You ruined my big announcement. What? Guys. Brodin playing it up a bit.

He's dead. Who did it? Who's the murderer? It could only be someone in this week's Link Studio. Oh, who did the murder? Because not only do I hate cabins, I hate lawbreakers as well. I really wanted to ask questions. So here's my question to you guys, all eight of you. That's the set up for the next one. Sorry, there's a dead body in this video. Are you suggesting you want to continue with the quiz?

I'm looking past the camera. I see that a producer is calling the best detective in Australia. It's going to take him at least 24 hours to get here to fly. He'll probably need to get over his show. How long have we been doing this show? Today?

Yeah. 36 minutes. So we can wrap it up. I just think maybe a quick round of questions. But there's a 10-1 on the floor. I can cover for him. I can play to Anne Robinson's. I feel like I was brought here today to talk about my love for cabin. I just say that's the thing about cabin to cover the time.

And the question. But I am also very concerned about the corpse of Broden playing it up a bit, laying on the floor. I want to answer some questions on my day with in a complete way, but I also want to try and maybe do another thing about the dead body. I don't know.

So what about, I'm just throwing it out the way that we just wrap this one up with just a quick round of questions. All right, that's fine, all right, let's do it. And then we'll deal with the dead body in the next. All right, Tom plays in John T. music. To get in, and we'll try and ignore the body on the floor. He's been, he's been viciously murdered. Yeah, very horrific.

We're like slow. Anyway. Alright, so here we go. Not lying questions for the nine competitors. The longest streak is for nine dollars. Here we go. First question to the man who loves cabins. Yep, let me just pull up the question. Here we go. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Oh, um, uh, what's the area of Europe? Yep Rome no No, that's incorrect. So you fuck that. You made a lot of cabbages. Can I go again? Can I go again? No, you're incorrect. Fuck it. I'm a cabbages. You fuck. That's the one else get the ass The next question we're playing again for one dollar. Now the maximum you can make is $8. Fuck, next question. The next question is for Broden.

If Broden wants to pull up the article, I said to him. God, I'll just have to wing it. Broden, the second question is, what is Australian football team? What suburb What is Australian football team? What suburb is the Australian football team? The demons! What suburb? Yeah, what suburb or what area?

What are they called? What city? I just become a vaguer. Is this written down anywhere? Yeah, I saw my little car! Melbourne! Melbourne, that's one dollar for the whole team. Second question is now for Anne Robinson.

Anne Robinson, in what year were you born? Oh wow, that's a great question. And I know the answer to that, just a sec. Ah, that's incorrect. You didn't answer in time. Anne Robinson, too bad for you. Why don't you know that? And Ridin, uh, what is one way to make a cake rise, um, baking powder?

That's correct. One dollar, um, one wall, the cream. One wall, the cream, like, what, different thing? Yeah, I've got ten answers here. Um, next question is for the, I saw you riding down who the next person is bro did you have that list? Cabin! Cabin! My question to you, you best hope that it's about cabins. My question to you, Cabin, is what? Oh shit! A log cabin is What oh shit A log cabin is a dwelling constructed of what Logs that's correct. That's two dollars for the team. That was very 80

That was very interesting. That was very interesting. The next question. Which is your question? No, two dollars. We've got two in a row. It's a streak. You have to get a streak. Next question is for a man who hates cabins. In your opinion, what's better? Cabins or mansions?

Oh, that's a tough one. In your opinion, that's a tough one, but I definitely have to say Manchins because they're not a cabin which I hate that's the thing about a man I reckon he's a very good he murdered Broden Playing it up a bit now that yeah because he's the most angry, but who knows maybe Broden killed Broden playing it up a little bit because he wanted to be taken more Seriously maybe I'm angry because of all the cabins. We'll find this out another joint show in the next one Yes, that's correct. So that's our three dollars for the team. Yeah Next one is in pounds in England

All right pounds then. That means we've doubled our value in some ways. Uh, yeah, in some ways, yeah. Well, triple difference 2005. Yeah. Um, because I was thinking Australian dollars for some reason. Who's next? Who's the next one? Zach... Zachary.

Zach, um, what's better? Disney Land or California Adventure? Oh, that's easy, that would be Disney Land. Correct, it's got a better history, more rides, although the rides at California Adventure are probably better in a contemporary sense. Yep, I would have said that, but I'm happy for the correct answer.

There's four pounds for the team. Next up up we have Fancy Broden. If you get this right Fancy Broden it will be four million pounds. Wow! That's a jump. That's a big jump. That was a question about something, Fancy. Like, what an empire. No, it's not a fancy question, I'm sure. Oh shit. The question is, what is the name of the last PS4 or the last official main title release of Hitman?

Fancy Broden. That would be so are you asking £4 billion? Fancy Broden, yes. Fancy Broden. Yes, the clarity on the question. But remember, Fancy Broden. Fancy Broden. I'm asking Fancy fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game.

I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game.

I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even a fan of the game. I'm not even expansion packs are unofficial. I'm talking what is the last official full title of Hitman. Well, you see I am so fancy. I get others to play my games for me Ah and to wash my gooch. Yes, so I'm not sure what if I had to take a guess It's a game fancy the way that I am I would say Hitman blood money that's incorrect isn't it yeah did you want to get it right I can get it right if you want no no that's good you've chosen character over four billion dollars and I respect that as the burden. The answer is incorrect.

For $1, who's the next contestant? Are we still going? It's Broden playing it up a bit. Oh my God! Oh my God! He's dead to be continued. This to be continued. He's dead.

Oh my God! What is dead? Oh my God! We need to get someone to investigate that because he's dead. oh my god. What is dead? Oh my god, we need to get someone to investigate that because he's dead, oh my god. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. We were playing the game the whole time, he was dead. Oh my god. Oh, I continue.

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