Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 199 - Greg

Episode Date: May 26, 2020

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We did have that question. Someone's rolling through Stitcher. Someone's rolling through Google podcasts. We want their five star reviews. We want the pod bean. Pod bean. Pod bean or pod bean. Or pod bean.

Pod bean. Bean. Pod bean. We want them to say, I didn't know it was going on. It's got to fly. But they Spotify. And they explained it to me. I can give them an app on the iPhone, of course.

That's the big one. Yeah, it's just called podcast. I think it's just called I can give him an iPhone, of course. That's the big one. Apple podcast. I think it's just called podcast. Yeah, it is. It's podcast now, yeah. But I listen to podcasts on a Granny Smith Apple. Maybe you follow like a blog that sort of shares their favorite podcast.

Maybe they've shared us. Soundcloud. Is that your favorite Apple burden? A Granny Smith? I would say pink ladies. Oh, a bit more juicy. I like the sourness of a Granny Apple and the crispness. I like a crisp apple.

When people come to this podcast, I want them to know what's going on all of the time. Red delicious. I want every member of the family to be able to say, I'm enjoying this. And I want them at the end of it to say, this warrants a five star review. You want this podcast to be

the Nintendo Wii of the consoles and wars. I don't do piss play. No, no, I'm not talking about pissing on your heart. What are we talking about here? I blank out for 30 minutes. I don't pay attention towards being discussed. So 30 minutes. suddenly I find myself inside a podcast, inside a bean about if you're on pod bed. You're not inside the bean.

You're one of the beans. Let me clarify. That's how pod bean work. Yeah, let me clarify. If you're listening on another platform, if you're listening to this on Spotify or a literal Apple, if you listen on Pod Bean, they call it a bean. Yeah. Is the pod a bean? No, because you know how a bean comes in a pod? If you know how a bean comes in a pod? A coffee bean.

A coffee bean. A coffee bean. A coffee bean. Most beans come in a pod. Some sort of pod. I would say that's ground coffee no longer a bean. It is no longer a bean at that point. It coffee no longer a bean. It is no longer a bean at that point. It's no longer a bean

So why are we talking about piss play? Well, Broden enjoys piss play. He was saying Yeah, and I was saying that the Nintendo Wii was made as video game console that you're fucking Nana could play if you love piss play Come to my house and piss on me. Because Broden sets it up, he's got it all nice and set up. I've done it a couple times just to help the guy out. When you say it's set up, it's not set up. Well, you've got your shower. I can't believe they, I lay on the ground, they piss on me.

Yeah, but in the shower so that the piss doesn't get because you don't want the piss getting all over the carpet on the laundry and the curtains on the table. So he isolates it, you go in there and it's very, he's quite the gentleman about it. If you see me on the street, I'm doing this with no irony. What? What ironing? Because you're close to usually quite crinkle.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm not talking about I am in. All right. If you see me on the street, I want you to walk up. I want you to pull down your pants. I want you to piss on me. And not in his mouth, guys. Not in his mouth. That's not what excites him.

That's what gets him going. It's just this. Unless. You're very tall. And there's no other option. And there's no other option. But ideally, sorry Zach, this needs to be explained. Excuse us.

Excuse us. This needs to be explained. Excuse us. I'm so sorry. I blank out for five minutes. I stop listening for five minutes, I stop listening for five minutes. I don't engage with you guys or listen or pay attention. When I come back, suddenly you're on a riff,

I'm not allowed to interrupt. Not a riff, I love piss play. All I want is to play. All we wanted to say, the last thing we wanted to say and then we'll put the piss plate a bit was that if you're pissing on Broden, ideally try and aim to hit his belly button so that it gets into that hollow point and it makes like a, sound as you're pissing into it, because that is what gets

him very excited. He's more of an audiophile, Broden. He loves the sound of the audio file. This is not sexual. I'm a piss collector. An audio file. You love the sound of your own. No, you're thinking of audio slave.

You are. I need to be very clear, just because of the file part. It's got the same etymology as some words with file in it, but it just means to love. File does just mean to love. Love sounds. Broden listens to music on a vinyl record. This may be a great song, it means, it makes it super clear. Love's Dolby surround sound.

And yes, this is the last choice the sound of you are in hitting his belly button. I blank out for two minutes. I just stop listening to you guys for two minutes. And suddenly the subject has changed and I have to get on board. Yes. What is this guys? I mean, come on, let's take into account the fact that I'm not listening and don't particularly care. Can we just... Sorry Zach, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Alright, I'm sorry. When I blank out and come back in, I just want to feel what's going on. Well, here's what we were talking about. We realized it's the 199th podcast We recognizing some numbers there. Oh, sorry. I. Hello. Sorry, Broden We this is what centers on this diversion. Hmm. Hello. My name is Zachary Rewane I am one of the three performing members of anti-donna anti-d obviously has six members, the three performers and myself, Mark, Broden.

And then behind the scenes we have Sam, he writes everything with us also. What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're just, you're told him to do this. You told me I had to do this. You could do this on you. I would argue, can I give you the note, if I would, in these, so, you know, now, endeavor

to make it short, so you could say, hi, my name is Zach, and that would probably be enough. Okay, who's Zach? What do you think, Mark? Who's Zach? Well, he said his name was, I got a couple of questions.

He said his name was Zachary Wade, or Zachary Rewane, but his name on Zoom says Zachary Thomas Rewane. So there's another man hiding in between Zach's name. And I wanna know who that man is. I wanna get to the bottom of this, because to me, to me, maybe this isn't Zachary Rewain, maybe this is a spy whose name is Thomas, whose sandwiched himself in between two different personas.

Brodan, can I ask you a question, when you were looking for Mark to back you up on that, you know, shorter introduction thing that you mentioned, did you know at the time that he was such a thumb-carn? You did, and I was expecting him to go on as some sort of middle name tangent, and I knew I knew I would center around Thomas, and I knew that'd be the spike in Poon, and I knew I knew it would center around Thomas and I knew that'd be the spike component. I knew all of that. What I didn't know was that

he would like raise his hands like that but I knew there would be some sort of hand gesture. He sort of raised. You are just listening. If you're just listening obviously we we upload the videos of this to the Antidona Club Powered by Patreon. But if you are just listening, Mark is, what would you call Mark? How do you, what's the word? Like an ugly, and ugly. No, no, no, no, no, no, he has parents, he's Australian, Australian slash, it's not... It's not... Grease and Germany. A Germany?

No, not Wog. More specific than that, it's hard to look at. There are people, there are people in a large section of land that used to be a part of the Roman Empire, it's near Spain and Germany. Tiny asshole. No, let's work out what that chunk of land is, what that nation state is, and then I can work out what the people are called.

It looks like a boot city. No, not boot city. The capital is Rome. There's a smaller country inside at the grip of Vatican city. Rome city is close. Pasta house. Brunetti has a connection to it, I think. A bit of a Vatican city, Rome city is close. Pastor House. Brunetti has a connection to it, I think.

The Brunetti chain of pastry stores. Olive Garden. I'm gonna rise. I don't think it's that important, though, to know the name of this country. Perth. Perth, what are the people from Perth called? Idiots.

Spaniards. Spaniards. Idiots, Spaniards. So because, so because man from the it's spaniard Tim went and writes about the beach Not the beat don't be in the capriote not dirt music. It's close to let Leonardo sounds right Leonardo capricosa Capricosa also sounds right they make pizza pies and past that also sounds right. They make pizza pies and past that. Oh, Baker guy. This is a really common word.

They just do it. It's used to describe very well-known nation's day. Brumbies. It's Brumbies. Brumbies. I don't know if it's Brumbies, you guys. It's a big, so it's about 20 regions. They came together about 200 years ago. They formed a nation's day. Derribon Council.

A lot of people from that nation a nation. Derribon Council. A lot of people from that nation say, Derribon Council, Bob Eriltate. Derribon Council being, no, not Bob's. He'll, we're closer with Derribon. Northern suburbs tend to have a lot, Northern West.

Hume, Hume City Council. Hume, close to Taiwan. We're going, in my way. In my way, city rather than nation's city. Melbourne, Melbourne, way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In my way. In forgotten the name of the war. The Jewish population. No. Israel. All right, now I'm struggling with two words.

So I'm going back to this nation state. Israel or Pakistan. What was the name of the war from 1939 to 1945? The Great World War II. The Gaza Strip. The Great World War II? Yeah. Great World War II.

Okay. The second one that happened. There were two wars. So after the second one that happened. There's only ever been two wars. Yeah. World War Two. That were great.

Yeah. The other one's the good ones. What else do you do? Have you ever, the good was. The great war. The good wife. And the better war. The good wife, the good war.

So no, we're moving away from the war. The good wife too. This is it, no, good wife. No, and that was called the good lawyer or something. That was, that had a, it wasn't called the good wife, oh it had a good wife. The mighty ducks champions part two. D2, D2, D3. D3.

D3. Maybe D3. This direct two. Maybe C3. Back in habit. Back in habit. I think we were closer when we were on the Great World War II. I think the Great World of China.

I think the Great World of China. I think the Great World of China. I think the Great World of China. I think the Great World of China. I think the Great World War II. I think the Great World of China. Apple Pie II. Apple Pie II, that's right. So after Apple Pie II, Mussolini, he was assassinated and after Apple Pie II, a lot of these people left this country. Country is one, they left this country that came to Australia. They became wags then. Yeah. So Greek.

But no, but not the country of Greece. Not the Macedonians, the country of Greece. It's very close to Greece, it's close to Greece, but they do. Oh, Sicily. Or rather than Peter. Lebanon. Sicily, okay, Lebanon, we're way off there, but Sicily is one of the regions of that country.

So Sicily is one of them. A Brutto is also one of the regions of that country. So Sicily is one of them. Aburzzo is also one of the Aburzzo club, where you can go play the polkies, get a pizza pie, you know, paki-car, maybe go see a show from Giannavano Corapindo. Yeah. Do it like you're in some pretty good social club and wherever.

The Italian social club in where maybe social is, is social word. Social media. Social Sicily. Social Sicily. club in maybe social is social word social media social Sicily social Sicily mark is it as an Australian social Sicilian that's what people call me as well as ugly can't ugly can't okay I think that works is that the word we're gone so fuck gone so fuck look what I know is the word is like Italian it sounds word is like Italian.

It sounds a lot like Italian, but I don't think it's that. Pappalian. Krispy Kreme. Haleon. Krispy Kreme? Donuts. Donut King. I literally had Donut King on the weekend. I had a fresh cinnamon donut from Donut King.

I was a joke. They are the best things you can eat. Fucking a Donut King. A Donut King. Is that it? Donut. I I was a joke. They are the best things you can eat. Fucking a Donut King, a Donut King, uh, Is that it? Donut. I'm done with that. It's got a Donut King Donut with a cappuccino, like a slightly... What do you guys say we fuck off this podcast? Go get some Donut King Donut. I would fuck against a Donut King. Here's my question right. So we're zooming right now. If we just all dialed into the zoom with our phones

and just went and got Donut King, I mean, the sound quality would drop, but the content quality would go like right through the fucking room. And we can't go to Donut King. I don't live close to a Donut King. Oh, Mark, that's a shame that you live close to a Donut. I'm not telling you where I live.

I know where you live. I know you know where a donor. I'm not telling you where I live. I know where you live. I know where I live. I'm not telling you on the podcast. I'm not gonna dox you if I don't know where you live. Everyone just say, you know, all members of the ANSI DUNNA Club held by Patreon, we will be doxing Mark on Patreon. No, that's not true.

It's doxing. I've heard doxing is what you do. You don't know what doxing is. You don't know what doxing is. You don't know. Docks mean you? You don't know what docks mean? You don't know what docks mean? You don't know what docks mean? Uh, reveal where somebody lives. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you.

I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you.

I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. I know docks mean you. Space stocking I believe is when. Please, tell me Mark. So space stocking I believe is when you shit into, I'll tell you, can I add some point? On the job.

I think I have an okay stop, okay. All right, okay, there it is. What are you doing there? I think the word is Italy. Oh, it's Italy. Oh, I'm so stupid. That's not my family's fault. Is it an Australian Italy? Italian, I'm so stupid. That's where my family is from. So, I'm Italian.

How did I not get that? Italian, is it Italy or Italian? I'm looking for the people from Italy. It's potato tomato. Italy. So, Mark is in a, okay, great. So, because Mark is in Australia and Italy, he uses his hands a lot to express himself. So for those who

aren't watching the video, what Brodom was describing was when Mark talked about whatever the fuck he was talking about, I can't remember, he met my middle name and he mistaking me for a spy. He used his hands to describe himself. So what was the, what was the reasoning behind bringing that up, Broden? No, it's just I expected him to talk about what he was talking about, which was he was talking about, how he's not sure about your middle name. I knew he would say that, but it's new, introduce yourself, Zach. And the other person on this podcast,

he goes on the name of... Greg. Wrong. Well, Greg is here. Would you like to meet Greg? Yes. All right, I'll go again. I'm not up to Greg, but Greg can be ready once Mark says,

Hi, I'm Mark, that'd be great. Oh, is that what you need from me for this podcast to continue? More than anything. Just a bit of clarity on who you are. Here's the things I need from you. I need comedy goofy ideas. I need you to run it off the rails now and then, well, I try to hold it together. Yeah. Maybe a bit rude and we go, that's too far.

That's too far. Maybe talk about shitting in a vagina. You brought up ducking. And then, and also when I say, and who are you, you say hi, I'm Mark, they're the four things we need. To make this, the 15th ranked podcast on Spotify in Australia in the comedy genre. That's incredible.

And what a delight it is to be here. And in the top 50 Apple podcasts in Australia. And we ranked in Thailand the other day for about three hours. So that makes sense. We're going to Thailand. Someone's in Thailand that listens to us. We should start a podcast festival. Okay, yeah, sure.

Introduce yourself so I can introduce Greg. Okay, yeah, sure. Introduce yourself so I can introduce Greg. Okay, hi. I don't wanna do anything crazy here, by the way. I'm just gonna be here. I am very, very, very. You do it right so far. You are killing it. Thank you. Thank you so much. I don't have gotten to the introduction yet,

but I will get to it. And when I do, which is gonna be right now, I'm gonna do it clean, simple, it's gonna come in there, I'm just gonna do it nice and easy because I don't wanna fuck around. So far, so good. Are you, what's this?

What are you doing there? I'm showing love. Are you, what's this? What are you doing there? I'm showing love. Are you? Sounds like you're... It sounds like you're poker. It really does. It sounds like you're making fun. Mark, even what you're doing now,

which is to think I'm talking bad, talking, being mad, that I'm making me sad. I think what you're doing is great and you just keep going eight out of eight because you my friend you made me want to masturbate. Well, bro, I want to say that I think that all of that is a-okay because you are demand. And that was always my plan was to make you feel good about yourself in the hood Not that you grew up in the hood It may shut up and have some put mark

You're such a luck You're so damn good. I hope that's understood Hello, my name is Mark. That's all we need to hear from this part. No, you go Mark. You do it. You talk. Zach. I was doing a poem for you. I was aligned into my poem for you. I have to apologize, Zach, in no way was that an attack? I just wanna step back and let you have the mat. Thank you, Mark. I like how you rock with me the time.

With back. Thank you, Mark, for giving me the time. Now you'll find my power mis sublime. I'll talk all the things I love about you, especially when you talk about vaginas and poo. God, you can be a little full on, but don't worry, I still get a heart on. Zach, that's the best poem I've ever heard, and I've read all of Shakespeare because I went to acting school, and now I owe about 15 grand in debt. But that's the best poem I've ever heard.

You know, that's really profound, because I'll tell you why I'm a better poet than the two of you. You just mentioned Shakespeare, sure, that's cool. But what about Leonard Cohen, Keats, Billy Eilish? Billy Eilish. Kendrick Lamar is a poet. Andrew Bolt. Alex Williamson. So I go get Greg. Get Greg. We love Greg. Greg's one of the great co-hosts we've introduced three of us and we can't do the podcast without the fourth member.

And arguably the coolest, I would say. He used to work at a short store. He did. He did use to work at a short store. What's a short store? It's like a skating shop in the city. Love that. Love that.

He's cool. He doesn't throw it. That's cool. He doesn't know what? What country is he from again? I can't remember what country he's from. China! Yeah, but what country is he from before he moved to China to work in finance? Every country.

Yes, he is from Africa. But no, I don't want to do South African. What? Ghana. Ghana. And where were his parents from before they moved to Garna to do charity work? Elbers.

No, they were from, his parents were from Jamaica. Just anywhere with the predominantly white people is what I'm looking for here. Oh. His parents were from Germany. Germany, sausage, I can't do a German accent. Oh, fucking darn it.

Alright, his parent is German. No, no, Germany's good. I just got to remember the German accent. I always fall into Russian. Hello there. German accent. Yes, this is German. Okay, cool.

He is from Germany, via Ghana and China. Well, his dad was from Germany, his mum was from Russia. I think you got a good one, yeah, there you go. In case he's sliny, he was in Ghana, then he went to China. He worked at a skate shop. Any other little details? This is what I'm doing. I'm building Greg Greg.

His a Zionist. Exactly. I love that you're building intel about this character before you see him. Maybe in the future it could be cool to learn all this while talking to him. You know? That's so good. I just want anything like accents valuable, but this is great. I'm going to bring him in.

Is there anything else that we should know about him before he comes in that's distinct to his voice, all the way here, introduces himself? He doesn't have any arms, but he does have arms instead of legs. There's no legs. He doesn't have a tongue. But the time, and he spent time in prison, he was wrongfully accused for the murder of his parents.

Well, that's all stuff we can discover when he made him own sort of project. Innocence of projects. Because he was put away with bite mark evidence. Well, we can ask him about all of this. No, no, no, no. I think Mark, it's important to know this before we go into it. So, it's also important to note, he was a surgeon, right? So Greg was a surgeon with a beard. And his wife went out for a beautiful dinner like for her business. And I know, yeah, with a beard and his wife went out for a beautiful dinner

like for her business. And yeah, she was a pastry chef. Yeah, and he had to go do surgery. He got called in for surgery, Greg did. And then he came home late, rose petals up the stairs. Yeah, yeah. Greg's wife's in for a big night, goes up there, she's been murdered by a man with a prosthetic arm.

One of the one armed man. Um, and he goes to, and Greg went to prison. Greg went to prison. Are we talking about the future, do you feel, because I'm pretty sure they've made that for Quibi. Did they? Quibi's died already. Did you hear that? Quibi's died already. Did you hear that?

Quibi's already gone. It's gone. It's gone, I know. Yeah. That quickly. Well, this is what the Planet Broadcasting team are. Mrs. Sonny, the movie says the other day. It's already lost.

And yeah, anyway. Yes, I'm doing the thing. We're talking about Quibi. Yeah, we can't talk about Quibi. We're talking about Greg's life. Greg did have a deal with Quibi? Yeah, we can't talk about Quibi. We were talking about Greg's life. Greg did have a deal with Quibi. Yeah, Greg had to turn his life into a 10 minute television show. So what happened with Greg?

Greg, what happened was he went and saw the fugitive and then he lived out the fugitive after that. And that was quite a coincidence because he was in no control about it and a one-armed man. No, he just went to that, he went to the film and said, hey, I'm a surgeon with a beard, and that's where it ended. And I'm Celeste. But that's Harrison Ford in the fugitive. That's actually a layer specific to Greg and not to Harrison.

He just saw some layer, it's not entire similarities. Not the whole thing. Yeah. But what, no, well, actually, so he went to jail for a long time, he escaped from jail, but when he was in jail, he learnt how to make awesome, massive, structural things out of weed. So what he pitched to Clippy was like, I'm going to get celebrity guests in, find out a

little bit about them, and then make big weed versions of that. So someone likes pizza, I'll make a weed pizza. Greg started Quibi He was actually a part of Disney during their their glory is in the 90s. He was responsible for things like lying king Aladdin cat some So what I was I was yeah, that's wrong. That's cat some bird. I don't know if it's Jeff I think I may miss up up his first. Mark, you hit a roadblock. You hit a dead end. Turn around. Go back.

So? Go back to the main road. Try again. That was Jeff, Katzenberg. I can't believe this, that you've mistaken him from my character, Greg. No, Greg? It's Katz made out of... I don't know. Why did you take your headphones off just then, Mark? So, are you talking to Turnaround? I turned around and the cord from my headphones got pulled out. Yeah, right.

Okay. Don't do that. Sorry, actually, sorry. I realized I did something there. I realized I did something. As we were talking through, it was Mark was turning around. I realized I did something. I blocked. And there is nothing worse that a comedian can do than block their friend.

That's not true. No, Mark, you had a bit. And that bit was that Greg had the same autobiography as Jeffrey Katzenberg from Disney and DreamWorks and Enquibbie. And I blocked that. Are you crying? I am, because I didn't say yes and I said no. But then through your ear, like a fucking pee. To be fair, to be fair, and I think I have a partner in this. I had a really great bit that you shut down. To be fair. To be fair.

So I just want to acknowledge my partner in this. And to be fair, to be fair, um, Ferris wheels. And to be fair means not to wheels. And to be fair, means not to go out in the sun too much or you will get burnt. Now, what I wanna do right now is I wanna block this riff. You're on a thing about fairs

and I wanna block it and make it all about me, but I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna make this all about me and bring it back to the bid I was doing a minute ago. Okay. So to be fair, and I'm not going to block this idea. I just want you guys to know that I've got a feeling you are. I've got a feeling this is adding towards you blocking it, but twist is mark. Yeah, I already have.

You weren't crying at all. You were never crying. You're a little dull, you're getting ready to block the next bit like a motherfucker I am. Mark, this guy is great at blocking. He's the best blocker out there. And look, hats off to you. Jeffrey hats him bird off to you.

No, his name is Katzenberg. Oh, okay. Well, you blocked again. So you blocked again. And I didn't see you coming. I didn't even read the vlog. That was so good. I don't give a fuck man. Yes, they are. Oh, oh, oh, oh, see now that sounded like an, sounded like a yes and there was no and so really that was a pretty harsh block. That was a pretty harsh block. I did it because I knew that would throw you.

I knew I knew we weren't going to keep talking about zones after I said yes, they are. I knew it would come back to keep talking about zones after I said yes they are. I knew it would come back to me and my blocking. And that's a master blocker. You're a great blocker. You're a great blocker. Tell me, Zach, what's the top ten things you need to learn to be a great blocker? It's a great question, Broden, but I got to introduce Greg.

Oh! That's a no but. So he said no but there. So he was like, no, I'm not going with your thing, but I've got something to do. So I now, though, that wasn't technically blocking. No, great. Let's meet Greg.

That's the way it's involved. Blocking was involved. I blocked your offer, but I gave you something else. Uh, so yeah, that's, I mean, no, it wasn't. Well, let's meet Greg right now. I can't wait to get to this character. Let's go I Cannot keep with this blocking bit. I cannot keep doing it You're doing it now

Very good. I've got my eye on you, Mr. Blocker. So you should... Seriously, let me meet Greg. Yeah, I'll go get him. Where was he from again, German Russia? He's no... He's heritage, is that? Yeah.

But he hasn't got a tongue. Hello, sir. My name is Greg. Greg. Greg. Hello. So I said Greg is in Welf welcome Greg, but then Mark said fuck off I tried if I failed then I apologize

What you've done what the best character ever better than Rara. Better than Rara. Not possible. Better than Moogie. Better than Frogman. Better than Andrew Gays. Better than South African Sam's Mark. Better than Mark. That character I play with the plomb. All those characters, Mark. with the plomb, all those characters Mark. They look up to Greg. Greg, it was building to Greg. 200 episodes. Almost.

Almost. No, we'll not. Next episode, it was going to become the Greg podcast. 98% of our podcasts were building up to Greg. Everything was building to the Greg podcast. 98% of our podcasts were building up to Greg. Everything was building to the Greg podcast from from next podcast on. It was going to be all about Greg. Why do you think we even invented Mugi? He's he's great. He's like the Samuel L Jackson to Gregg's Avengers man and you fucking ruined it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, I did a skill. You know, the best skill of a good blocker is to know when to not block. You fucked it. I fucked up. And I'm happy to take this

one. I'm happy that this is on me. Yeah. Yeah. This is all on me. And I want to all apologise to anyone out there who's looking forward to talking the Greg. You know, we gave him a lot of backstory, some of which got blocked. Because I knew Greg, I've known Greg my whole, I've been working on Greg for years. He's not real, Zach. He feels real to me, that's a good of a character. He's Mickey Mouse real.

Mm, no. Is Daymed not average? Not real? I don't know how to answer that. You don't, is that double negative? I don't don't have answer that. You double negative. I don't have answer that. Is Andrew Gays not real? I mean, he's a real person.

Yes, but I watched Andrew Gays on Yard chat the other day. What's that? What's Yard chat? It's a new version of hard chat, but it's in a yard or it's in two yards. They shoot over two yards and then, that's clever. That's clever. Like it's one yard sort of in response to COVID.

So I watched it and he interviewed Andrew Gays. And I've seen Andrew Gays talk on interviews and stuff, just not in a while. And I always thought Broden was playing him up a little or introducing some sort of frisjonne flair. Andrew Gaye's exactly Broden's character. No, that's my, I just impersonate people. No, but I'm not saying that is it.

It's a great choice of a character because he is so funny. He's such a funny guy. He's an infectious, wonderful, energetic person. We love Gaze here at the podcast. What is the moment we got? Did we run into him at an airport once, didn't we, bro? Yes, he wasn't the nicest then, but it was polite. He was polite.

He was polite. It literally was at a late. We were in at a late. No, once the band had a late. So is that. Yeah. The second thing is it was about 5.30 in the morning. Yeah.

It was very early. And it was, and there was, we're in a security line. But I thought I'm not gonna get another chance to get a photo with Gaze. Spencer wants to be an Adelaide. You said no, I want just to be an Adelaide. I think Spencer wants to be an Adelaide. I guess I, I guess our friend Spencer wants to be,

my friend Barjo wants to be an Adelaide. There's lots of people that want to be an Adelaide. Now, no one wants to be an Adelaide. Yeah, there's lots of people that want to be an Adelaide. Now, no one wants to be an Adelaide. He's not a lot of friends that want to be an Adelaide. I'm from Adelaide, so I can say bed. I'm from Adelaide. I've been to Adelaide, so I can say bad things about Adelaide, because he is shit all.

I went on a long weekend. It's beautiful. I went on a long weekend to Adelaide early last year to go and watch shows at the Adelaide fringe. I had a beautiful, lovely time. Adelaide's gorgeous. I love the, you know, you go to the... 15 seconds.

I was waiting, you've said that it's a shithole and it's glorious. That's, I'm just playing on the trope. That's like saying everyone in Tasmania fucks their cousins, but everyone insistently fucks their cousins. So, that's okay. So you haven't said that people in Tasmania don't fuck their cousins, but everyone insists they fucks their cousins. So that's okay. So you haven't seen people in Tasmania don't fuck their cousins.

Well maybe they do, maybe they don't, I don't know, have been to Hobart and it was beautiful. Lovely. Adelaide's a place you appreciate when you get a little older because you can go out to wine, country, see a vineyard, go to the wonderful shops at Rundle Mall and see all the theatre for one month of every year. Exactly. Adelaide is beautiful. Insistently people fuck their cousins and that's true. That is true. One of my cousins is two cousins fucking each other to make a cousin if that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. It would have been easier to say my auntie and uncle are cousins. Well, they'd no longer together So here's what I'm going to say he was a heroine addict

Great. Okay Greg it's true was the best character Auntie Donna has ever seen could have been could have been Well, no, and I'm gonna say, we've been out- Let's get him back. He was the best character ever. And that's what I'm gonna propose right now. Let's get him back.

I wanna hype him up. We've created a situation where it's impossible. All right, let's bring him back. Let's bring him back. Let's get him back right now. Enough dittled dattling, enough dottling. You get that back on that fucking Greg train, all right? I fucked up. Okay, we're gonna train, alright? I fucked up!

Okay, we're gonna bring back Greg. I fucked up! We're gonna bring back Greg. And now he can be nothing but the best. He has to be the best. Alright, he has to be the breast. He has to be the breast. Breast your ho ho, that is sexy.

Oh, man. That's so fucking hot. That's hot, man. Oh. Because when you say that, I think of a breast of chicken. Oh man, that's so fucking hard. That's heartbeard. Oh, because when you say that, I think of a breast of chicken. Why, what do you think? What did you think of?

The females are bodice. I was thinking of a woman's breast. I was thinking of a, I was thinking. The most alluring part of the body. The most alluring part of the human body is a woman's breast. If I do say so myself. Oh! Try to...

Be sure, sure, the ankles is fine and dandy. The jawline of a strong man is something the curve here the curve of a hip both male and female yes it has its charm if you carbon go but as the ancient as we have known since the since the time of the ancient Greeks there is nothing more beautiful than the breast of a woman. Oh. The ancient sculptors of Greece of Athens, the Busses of the Yard boy. When they represented the gods and goddesses.

The Busses of a young muskil and man. He said of 40 to 22. As it's charm for sure. The flowing locks, the flowing locks of Samson. He, he the judge close to God himself. Yes, his hair, they say, was the most beautiful, but give me a woman's breast. The fuck? We are art fans, Mark. I understand. I understand. I just wanted to try and veer it away from this.

Oh, I speak not of Pornography and pornographic acts I speak of sculpture the greatest sculpture the human body The greatest sculptor God himself Yes, okay, so this out goes the greatest sculptor be God. Greatest muse be the human body and the greatest greatest crevice, greatest nook, feature of that music be the woman's breast. What do you think of that, Mark? Or you are in the pocket. Put that in your pocket.

Put that in your pocket. You should go to the shops. You should to understand. And you can't pop that mate. You can't pop that too. You can't pop that too. You can't pop that too. You can't pop that too.

You can't pop that too. You can't pop that too. You can't pop that too. I'm going to sit with that. I don't want to block. I've had trouble with blocking in the past Constipation. Yeah, he's talking about constipation. Yep. Exactly That's I've been doing some don't don't do this. Don't mark you don't want to go down this path I do this you don't want to go brown. I'm very interesting. I've had some interesting bathroom experience Interesting, I'm just saying they've been interesting. That's all That's all I'm gonna say I can't I don't think it is Wet okay good shut up

I hope you get fans and then you damn pictures of their shit. Because you invite it with this door. I thought you'd invite that? You do. If you get a picture of a shit in your damn's, man. On Mark and Charlie. You get a picture of a big shit. You're like, this is happening.

Shut up. You got shit all the fucking talk. Shut up. This is shouts in there. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, I like this one a lot. I like this one a lot. We did a big urine bit. Get Greg, I want to make Greg for fuck's sake. Right, man, it's too late. Now we can bring on Greg, but I just want to say, I am worried that after Greg left, based on the assumption he wasn't coming back,

we sort of set him up as the best character ever. That's a hard, that's a hard barrier to pass. Like, I mean, we have to pass like the characters from Casablanca now. You know, we could pass Austin Powers. Is Austin Powers in Casablanca? I'm talking, he's, I said he was the best character ever. Yeah. Right. But are you saying that Austin Powers is in the film Casablanca? Austin Powers is in Austin Powers.

He's in Austin Powers Gold Member. And he's in Austin Powers the spy who shagged me. Why, why did you, okay, two mistakes. I have a problem, not necessarily a mistake, but I have a problem with the way you've said something. With the chronology? Yes, but then also you said the wrong name for one of the films.

You got one wrong and you did it in the wrong order. But it was a goal member? No. You said the movie was just called Austin Powers. International man and mystery. Thank you. You very fucking much. Watch yourself.

My eyes would be turning in his grave. He would be heard that. He would get out of his grave. I hope he doesn't die in the next two days between releasing this. That would be awful. But then we'd be on Simpson's level predicting the future type stuff.

No one ever talks about the fact that we predicted COVID. We were talking about COVID in like two podcasts ago. Go to episode 35 of the only Donna podcast. Oh yeah, it's called COVID, COVID prediction. COVID is going to happen. And can I actually read out a quote? I wrote it down.

I wrote down our COVID prediction. Great. And I'm just going to read it out here. This is what we said at the opening of episode 35. The breath of man will be forevermore, they will see. It is a man's breath that will be its fall, which had nothing, which really didn't have a lot to do with COVID. Well, you say that, but I was thinking COVID when I wrote that. If you don't believe that one, I'll read a quote to podcast later, 37, this quote.

Empires will fall. Clouds will circle. And all will fall to their knees. I mean, how was that related to what was in the Empire's empires with looking at American Northern Italy? Those are the empires. Clouds, the breath cloud of COVID. And people nearly, if you think that's what they're cause they're tired from the, I just think it's a little more,

I thought it was more in podcast 87 when we said, fuck Corona in 2020 is gonna be fucked up, hey, that, I don't really see the one that was a bit, that reminds me of like, personally, like yeah, drawing, it's a little bit vague, it's like you could take any meaning out of that. For me

Episode seven when we said like for me like the real like wow how they come up with that was The Eastern Queen shall move It will be her year of double Now is the time of war. I just feel like that could mean several like war. The Eastern Queen, the COVID came from what was then known as the East from China. Right. Double year 2020. Then, as the East. Yeah, we started this podcast in 1600s. Right, okay. And in 2020s, the double year in the war, it's like a wall. It's a wall with one about this one. Big Beth Show reign to great

Burnham would come to Duncine. Yeah, that's from that's that's a we said that in episode six. Yeah, but that's it. That's like a quote from Macbeth, right? But yeah, but but but But I'm blocked Mark. I'm not blocking. I'm just I'm yes and how does that relate to COVID? Well, we quoted that quote We quoted that quote That is a quote that quote that's a quote in quote We quoted that quote. That is a quote. That's a quote. That's a quote. Do you understand, Mark? I understand that that is a quote. Yeah, I don't think, look, let's get Greg on.

Do you show me? I just, I'm really worried about Greg now, because we hide that Greg. I said Greg was the greatest character. You think of any character. We're talking literature, we're talking music, we're talking of course film, theater. He has to beat Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth. He has to beat anything Monty Python did. He has to beat Charlie on Two and a half men Charlie on two and a half minute. That's a true that's a Charlie's a true person That's not a character. No Charlie. He plays Charlie. He plays Charlie You've Charlie plays Charlie. Yes. Yeah, so that's a real person. No, no

It's that's it that's based on a real he's a real person Charlie No, all right, both fuck a hope fact check fucks you on this sec. Zach. It's both Charlie sheen plays Charlie. I don't know his last name. He is sheen No He plays but it's both sec Sorry, bro. I'm a saying something I interrupted with the sheen thing, but he plays himself in. He plays a guy who's made his money on royalties from songs. And he fucks a lot of women. A lot of women treats them like the brother. So Charlie's with him and his little fat

kid. Charlie Sheen fucks a lot of women and is disrespectful to them. And I always just, I mean, I, he lives with his brother and a little fat kid who becomes Christian and decoens the show. And he also, he also made his money from royalties. These are all facts that I, I mean, admittedly, I think I learned a lot of these facts from two and a half, from watching till and a half there. Yeah. Yeah. So you've got confused there. Yeah. This is the greatest block of all. It's both. This is a very good block. Let's see Greg. I want to see Greg. You want to make Greg? Yeah. All right. All right. Can I address something before we bring Greg on? Yeah. There was a bit in the video of this podcast that people may or may not have noticed.

That I just feel like I need to address before someone else does. There was a time where I wiped my nose and then I looked and there was a big, I had a big white bit of snot on my hand. I didn't notice this. It was really disgusting. It was gross. I just had to notice the stuff. It's not poo stuff.

I noticed it in the video and I just, I didn't want people to be like, oh, what was, I just want to come out with it right now. All up about a thousand people are going to watch this video if that. If that. I know. A thousand people with access to this. I thought it was disgusting. I want everyone to know that I thought it was disgusting, it was gross.

I just want to get that out of there. Okay. Okay. Great. I need to be discussing it was gross. I just wanna get that out there. Okay. Okay. Great. Shall we meet Greg? Shall we meet Greg? Yes. All right, I'll go get him.

Oh, this is so exciting. I cannot wait to meet Greg. Hello, Sam, my name is Greg. And that's been this week's episode of the podcast. Make sure you check out more on the Honeydonna Club. We'll see you for episode two hundred. Two hundred. Very special episode of the podcast.

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