Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 2

Episode Date: May 31, 2016

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Beeps. I'm already here in the Beeps in this podcast. We have too many Beeps in the last podcast. I can hear. I've already was saying some BP thing. That's right. So let's just let's just. Can you hear that? You hear that bit of like that feedback? Oh, what is it? Can you hear a big a big come talking oh I knew that it was the bully podcast it is it is a bully anti-dollivating if you want to bully someone maybe for being fast maybe for being in a minority of some sort of all it was all excuse me ring ring oh we got our first collar we got sound effects now we got our first caller Tom

Now with awful feedback. I don't think any of this is gonna be usable We're gonna be the next we wanted to try and amp up this episode and and and bring it some pretty guys something new And we had a sound effects broad a broad Just this broad who does Hey, we're back Why are there mr. Toppott? Um the sound effects broad hey, hey, so man, you're so hot Yeah, can I have sex with you?

Hey, check it out busty. She is a traditional card to sexy with curves you'll see when SARS-12 was sexy none of these anorexical I was just gonna go visit our sand effects broad but first I need to knock on the door see if she's home Knock knock knock Open up the door Sand effects broad why yes, oh, how are you talking to us before we open the door? I'm doing all those sound effects myself You see just some beautiful brawl

To make me a cup of tea Okay, I think we should fire the sound effects broad. Sound effects broad. You have to understand I'm from the 1920s. I understand. Sound effects are a little bit different there. I'm gonna know what's gonna happen is, I'm being instructed that I listen talking into the microphone problem.

Oh, it sounds better. Sound effects broad. You're so hot, can I have sex with you? I wanna have anal sex with you. Wow, I'm a 19, 20's girl. So, okay. Can you hear that knocking? That's me knocking for your back door.

Oh. Because I wanna have anal sex with you. I wanna have my god. Do you know I learnt that when they do anal sex in the pornography films, the actresses, and they are actresses have to prepare two days in advance. They clean out their buttholes and they stretch them out so that then their buttholes are

ready to take it in. So you want that is bloody anal. Bloody preparing two days before. You've got to get anal to do anal. You've got a bloody, I bet they're cleaning a lot of vacuum in the house and making sure everyone's doing the all ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring.

Hello. Yes, I'd like to bully someone. Oh great. Well, you can bully me. I'm here. I'm Mark Bonanno. Do you know what I look like? No.

No. Okay. I guess we can give a vague description. So Mark is a striking slender man. He looks like a boy you maybe like to take out for a cup of coffee and a pie. Okay, yep. You don't want to take me home to sleep with straight away. You want to get to know me.

He's pretty anal. Yeah, I'm pretty slash anal. He's a giant asshole. I'm not nice to dogs. Okay. Okay, I think I've got enough. Okay to dogs. Okay. And I think I've got enough. Okay, great. Hey, Ma.

Yes. Yeah. You're a... Okay, can we, Tom, we're going to have to... Right, thanks you, Paul. Thank you, Tom. Ring ring. Tom.

Hello. Tom, just stop one second. Tom, we're going to have to beep that if that's a ring. So can we beep? And, ring, okay? Yeah, please, that was the joke. It's gonna be a good beep joke. Oh, sorry, the phone just aggressively told me it was ringing.

I was aware that was the joke. I was just trying to do it in a way. Ring, ring. In a dress it directly and it was more of a callback, a subtle callback and what you've done is taken all the subtlety and ring my reference. Hello, you're here. Hello, I would like to bully Mark too. Okay, great. Do you know what Mark looks like? No, okay, great. Tell me what he looks like.

Okay, great. Tell me what he looks like. He looks like a he. Can you beat that as well? Because I think that'll be What is this looks like? He looks like a c- C- C- C- C- C- Can you beat that c- C- As well, because I think that'll be enough of a hint that we're talking about. C- Yep, he's got a thick beard. Yeah, right.

Thick like the color. It's brown and a little bit of ginger in it. Yeah, there's a little bit of ginger in his beard. C-Copper, I'm quite proud of the copper in my beard. I thought that was a Celtic thing, but here we are. Yeah, Italian mark with the bit of Gingarin' is being. Sicilian, even. I look like, you see, in Sicily, there's a lot of inbreeding.

Inbreeding's when you fuck your family. Yeah, okay, I think I've got enough. Okay, great. Yeah. okay, I think I've, I think I've got enough. Okay, great. Yeah, um, who's someone you love? Gee, I don't know, uh, like in terms, like, like a person. Yeah, it's my daughter, my grandmother. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take your daughter. Okay.

I'm gonna. BEEP. BEEP. I'm gonna, this one I'm gonna do with her. Wow. Okay. That's some good bullying. What was your name, sir?

Brody Kelly. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yes, right. You've both been punked now. I punch you both. Oh, you got me. You got my noodle.

I'm gonna hang up. Ring ring ring. Hello. Hello. It's me, the biggest bully of all. Oh, no. Donald Trump. No, boo. As we should have mentioned, this biggest bully of all. Oh, no. Donald Trump. No, boo.

As we should have mentioned, this is a political podcast. It is. Hey, Trump. How do you feel about Hispanics? Oh, boo, get them out of here, but I love taco bowls. Yeah, me, me, me, me, me. Trump towers have the best taco bowls. They kill, they do sh, uh, fucking, they trap.

A lot of people, fuck, fuck, I tried toh, uh, fucking, they try. A lot of people fuck, fuck, I tried to improvise something and I fucked it up. Don't. Mm-hmm. You got to, you got to such a silly haircut. How do you imagine in the morning you're doing your hair, you're like, aww, I'm a big fucking.

Do my hair real silly and, um, I'm the racist. I was like, are you bullying, are you bullying also you bullying yourself? Um, get out of here. Um, I swear to fucking God. I hate you, hey ma. Yes, you are a... Yep. Okay.

Yep. Oh my. Okay, that's enough. You've seen enough now. Hey. Cool. Boys, I just tweeted on their Twitter, ask us a question,

because we're doing a podcast. Would you like to hear a question? Sure. Can I join in as well? I'm still Donald Trump. Yes, yes, Mr. Trump. A couple of you are here with so much come to drink. You must be so busy.

Who ate all the dinosaurs? Me, Donald Trump. Ring, ring, ring. Me, Donald Trump. Ring ring ring. Yes, hello. Hi, it's me, it's Woody Allen. Hey, man. Hey, what's going on, guys? I've got a new film coming out.

It's at the Cannes Film Festival. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What is it? It's called Cafe Cerrito. And that's a really. I'm not sure. It's something close Sereno. Yeah. That's a really? I'm not sure.

It's something close. I was close. I don't know. I don't pay attention to my own movies. And it's about a young woman who falls in love with an older man. Okay. How young? She's eight. No. We. How young? She's eight.

No, we don't. And he's 72. It's C-18? I don't. Pardon? 18? No, it's just a romance. Oh, what do you've done it again?

I'll tell you what, I've got a bloody what are you just thinking about it? No, what do you know? I like Danny Hall. Oh, thanks. And Manhattan. Oh, thank you so much. Just shame about it. Cafe... A close... Cafe... Cafe Society. Cafe Society, which is the story of a young woman... And then the industry he works in turns turns a blind eye to it all No, it's set in 1930s a young Bronx native moves to Hollywood where he falls in love with the secretary of his powerful uncle Yes, that's the um, but hey boys all this talk about genders making me feel sexy sexy you guys feel sexy. I feel sexy in my

Scrot. Yeah, and when I feel sexy in my Scrot, what I like to do is I try to cut all the sexy out and it leads to a lot of deep scars. How are you feeling sexy Zach? Well, I was. Until what? Until Mark talked about self-harming his scrot. Hey, it's not self-harmed. All right, I'm just cutting up my scrot. Ring, ring, ring. Oh, we got the phone, cool. I wonder who this could be.

Hello. Hello, Mr. Mark Scrotum. Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? How'd you get a phone? Hello. I've calling from beyond the grave. Your scrot's dead?

I killed my scrot. I cut it up. Yes, I'm... I'm in eight pieces. I'm eight little scrotty pieces that come to you in your sleep. And I am... I'm a ghost and I live in your house. Max, scrot, are you ready for ten questions with Zach? Yes, I'm why I called in here we go But I'm up and up but it's ten questions with Zach. It's ten questions with Zach Ten question with Zach. It's ten questions for Zach

He got ten questions with Zach. Here we go on the ghost of Mark's scrotum thing Hello, we're here with the ghost of Mark Scrotem. Hello. And we're doing 10 questions with Zach. All right, first question. Yes. What do you think about the recent nomination of the... Get the homerunment.

Former Lee's politician as the Austrian president, as opposed to the far right. Well, I don't know much about your fans' city talk. What just happened to you? I became a Southern Dan there. I don't care much for your talking about your fans. I'm just a simple scrotum. Well, you and the Shawshank would empty your mouth.

Yes, I'm no-ending to frame. And I'm a scrotum. Uh, next question. Next question. Yes, I'm a scrotum. I forgot my original ex-oh, what? Hello. It's become apparent the Bernie Sanders has been, um,

Continuously. Oh, he's so political. What? Also, is the structure of this podcast just character's ringing in? Like, it's just what, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is, is that, is that, is, is that, is that, is, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is the structure of this podcast just characters ringing is? Like, it's just what has happened. I'm a scrotum. I'm a parent that Bernie Sanders continued political campaign is shut up. Disruption at the convention.

What are your thoughts on this scrotum? That's what I reckon, because I'm, is it okay? Can I ask a question, a genuine question? Yeah, of course. And we've got a lot of young fans, so I feel like I'd be helping people. Is a scrotum, the balls? No, I think it's the sack. It's the skin on the bottom of the sack, but it's on the bottom.

I'm pretty sure. So, the scrotum is the whole sack, isn't it? I don't think so. I think it's just on the bottom. What? It's just the bottom I'm pretty sure the scrotum is the whole sack. I don't think so I think it's just at the bottom Are you what it's just the bottom of the sack? What's the name of the top part of the sack? Ball sack What what are you what are you talking? I thought the scrot Was just the bottom. Hey God. I don't can you draw a picture? Yeah, like like okay? I don't really don't understand. So, you're saying, this is from, this is from...

So you're drawing a circle. This is looking at a penis from the bottom up. Yeah. Now, no one else... The side of the rocket ship. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get everyone else to draw this at home. So you get a pen and paper and what I've drawn is... You can use a pencil and a bit of cardboard.

I've drawn sort of like a figure eight, right? But without doing the cross over, like a bean. I've sort of drawn like a bean. Like a kidney bean. Like a kidney bean. I've sort of drawn like a kidney bean. Then what I've done is out of one of the, I'm going to take a photo of this, we'll pop it up.

Yeah, as, as, as, hold on, I'll do it. I'll do a clear photo of it. Hold on, so I've drawn sort of like a kidney bean, right? This concept is dying. And then there's a little, no, it's all right, then there's a little rivet. I'm still on the eight questions. Are you still, are you still Donald Trump

or are you back to say? Back to say, yeah. And then out, out of one of the rivets, I've drawn like a, a rivet, it's like a rivet within the kidney bean, there's like, is that's what you call it, is that a rivet? I don't know. That's like a rivet within the kidney bean. Is that what you call it? Is it a rivet? I don't know.

Right? It's just a simple scroll from Malibu. I don't want to the rivets. I've drawn like a diglit shape. Like a diglit. I like a Pokemon. When you're talking, you're talking my like a Pokemon. Now that's the Pinch.

You draw a Doug Trio. Yes, I could draw a Doug Trio. So I'm going to draw a Doug Trio. So Doug Trio, just let me draw the Doug Trio. Let him draw the Doug Trio. So I'm gonna draw a Doug Trio. So Doug Trio, just let me draw the Doug Trio. Let him draw the Doug Trio. So all you have to do for a Doug Trio is just draw three diglets, but like they're not really short. How many scrotums would a Doug Trio have? I don't think a Doug Trio has fuck parts. I don't know. How do you? How do you?

So Zach just pulled up scrotum on Wikipedia and it says here the scrotum is an anatomical male reproductive structure that consists of a suspended sack of skin and a smooth muscle that is jewel chambered Jewel chambered Present is in the late 90s country music singer Joule, Joule, yeah. In these hands. Joule, yeah.

In these hands, or small. All I know, but they hold your scrote. So they are my own. Anyway. They are already broken. I thought the scrote. It's just already interrupted. The top is a charge of the thing in service.

It's not just sitting on their phone. Like, this is the most boring thing they've ever been involved in. Anyway, the quality of the podcast has taken a dip. I thought that was... Mark's been drawing a scrote for nine minutes. So anyway, on the Diglett bit... No, I just want to add, nothing you say surprises me anymore. Alright, here it is.

Who the fuck is that guy? Look at the fuck, can't. You don't get a voice in this. This is the voice. Dum, dum, dum, dum. We're on the voice. I'm Mark Scroot. I'm standing here with Mark.

He's gonna draw a Scroot. And then if we like it, we're gonna swivel our chair around and we'll see who's drawing the Scroot. How are you gonna see me draw the Scroot if your chair's not facing me? You're gonna describe me. You're gonna describe me our chair around and we'll see who's drawing the scrot. How are you gonna see me draw the scrot if your chair's not facing me? You're gonna describe me. I'm gonna describe you. I'm gonna tell her good dream. I'm ready to spin!

Oh yeah! Is that Shakira? I don't know entirely who it is. Okay. It's just... Hello, it's me! It's a voice charge. They paid me a million dollars to be here.

So it's just a general racist sort of thing that you do I never said It was a race You made that assumption. I'm saying it's how can I make that assumption? No, I'm from I'm from Melbourne you've made an assumption I've been drawing Scroats for about three years ever since my It's all right. Take your turn. I'm still Scroat was knocked off by a diglet. He was um That was fucking a diglet and The diglet popped out of the ground and bit his Scroat off and um, you know, it's not

It's a thing if you could us some like sad music under this, when we're in post-production for the castle of Robert. That's all right, you just hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. OK. All right, keep going.

All right, so I'm, yeah, yeah. Peace, shit. Thanks, mate. And also I got, I got a cancer. And I got I got cancer and I got cancer on my alopecia. It's on top of the alopecia You know people have said I'm a what that's a slab Who's that whose phone was that whose phone is that if you can't hear the phone just cut this big guy Yeah, sorry, sorry Mark. I got cancer on yeah, yeah, yeah

So I got I got the cancer on top of my alopecia and I've been told I'm a real hero to people with alopecia Everywhere sorry, sorry just a second Tom just subtly did a hand was that 20 minutes in two minutes to go two minutes to go from when we started Pretending that we were recording or yeah, because we need a lot more. Yeah, sorry So I'm very good and very subtle low-top good work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay, he's dead Right, you knew that. Okay, so anyway, so that's all right. So the cancer kicked in about the same time

that the diglet bit my dad's screwed off. And so as a tribute to him, I've been drawing scroats and scroats ever since. Mark, yes. Let me tell you something. If you join my team, I will help you to become the winner of the voice. Yes, Mark. It's a promise.

Now Delta, she is going to tell you some wonderful things, but I have got number one in America. But I draw Scroats. You have got number one Scroat Drawings. Mark, this is a bad man. This racially ambiguous. Oh, who's the racist now? You. I'm the one that is being clear. I'm clearly fresh. You're clearly fresh. I'm bad because I'm racially because I'm racially ambiguous. I listen here, manoo. All right. I'm gonna draw this Scroat, and ambiguous. I hear you listen here, Manu. All right, I'm gonna draw this throat,

and then you're gonna let me know how it goes, okay? Can I just say this for a second? Is that, if I'm wrong? You listen here, Manu. Yes. I'm gonna draw this throat, and then you and I afterwards, you're gonna come to my house,

and you're gonna tell me how my cook and fares. You're gonna tell me how it fares. I love to cook. Yeah, you are Manu now where that's confirmed. Manu or Ricky Martin. And you look like this guy who's just coming. He looks like Manu but he's got a big fake moustache on. But I can't be sure if he's Manu.

I think it looks like Manu. Manu? I'm about to do my act and I hope you like my Manu verse. Yes. Your Manu, I know your Manu. Yes. No, I'm not Manu. What do you do for a job?

I'm a French chef, but all of my restaurants shut down because of negative reviews. That sounds to me like Manu. Now I post the channel seven on shi. Are you Manu? shit. Are you men? No. Why the second? No, everything up until that point. I have a couple more questions for you.

The other day I was in the ice cream shop enjoying a magnum. It was a chocolate and toffee magnum. What was that? What did you say? What was that? I have no clue. You just said you're men. No, no, no, no, I am not manu.

I'm okay. I'm going with a question. So I'm enjoying my chocolate and toffee magnum and then I took a bite of it. Mies. And I looked at the cover. Mies. And it said magnum by manu. Mies.

Now my question for you is, are you manu? Am I manu? Yes. Let me tell you, when I was making or the little magnums in my restaurant, yeah, I mean, when Manu was, I was in England, I am not Manu. I believe him, man.

Yeah, I believe him. I believe him. His mustache just fell off. Wait a second, and underneath this, is a different mustache. Yes. Is your Manu, yeah underneath is a different mustache. Yes. Is your manoe, yeah? Am I manoe?

Yes. No, I mean, no. Oh, fifth. For a second now. When you said you were manoe, I was like, oh, you're manoe. But when I was working as a competitive chef on ready steady cook, no, you want to compete it? Oh, yeah, you were. I was. No, I was no. I forgot how the structure of that show was.

I did ever learn. How did that show go? How did it work? I'm not that I would know for I am not menir, I'm just a regular host of Zévois. Menir. I mean the word who? What is a scrotum? A scrotum. Let me tell you what their scrotum is. I'm not very good at the French accent. Is it a whole sack? The scrotum is an anatomical male who has a productive structure. That grotesces of a suspended sack of skin and smooth muscle that is dear chamber, present in most terrestrial male mammals and located under

her Japanese. I just, I thought I'd... I thought I'd... What? The penis. I genuinely thought the squat was just the bottom of the sack. No, you are sinking my son of the perineal raff. LAUGHTER Menoe. my son of the perennial raff. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You were born Manou. Maybe you say you're bi-manou. You're half-manou, but you are half-manou, you're half-not-manou.

When I was a little chef working in South Yara, realizing my dreams have been a big manou-shed. Do we have an international audience just quietly for this? Because if we do this 10, 15 minutes... No, they don't deal with it. They have seafood networks, so I'm sort of like the French coutastone. Right. A French coutastone, or perhaps a French lovely godan ramzi.

I've got down ramzi. Yes, we, I went to say a sea. Sorry for anyone who's not Australian and doesn't watch Channel 7. Or Channel 10 between 2005 and 2005. Wait, how did you know that? What? That menu was on Ready Steady Cook that long ago. I imagine Zach would just know that.

Zach would know that. Zach knows that. Zach knows that. Because Zach knows it a lot. For anyone who's shit. For anyone who grew up in the 2000s in Australia and was ever sick is watched Ready Steady Cook. Yes, this is what I did. That was a sick little Australian boy. And I would watch it on the television. I was not on it. I am not menu.

I don't mean it. And you know what a television is. Oh no, I've been called out. What was that? Bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! Yes, now I have killed all of my auntie Donna. Come in, last one of these. It is me, other French chef, Camille. Hello.

It is me, Curtis Stone. Hello, Curtis. Hello, yes. I am a stone. I am a new. I am Curtis Stone, Australia Australia chef who love to serve. I'm so glad that someone said this. Well, if that's a French accent, then me has come into the scene.

What are you talking about? My French accent is the best. I've been a worker on a for so long. Hey, why do you want? Cut this, Stan. Me. Elantigné. What the perennial thing is he?

Oh, yes. The perennial thing is on the bottom of your scrotum. Sorry, you have a dick, eh? You're just Italian now. No, no, no, no, I'm doing not the French accent. It is funny because I'm better at the German sort of Austrian scene. Because you did that in Chef Matthias. He was meant to be French.

I made him more string because I could do a German. I made it very clear in the last part of the cast that I do not do characters very well. And the... Oh, have I tried? I was not ready for you. The structure of this show. not those characters very well. And whoever I try, I'm just looking at you as a structure of this show. Time to try. It usually just turns into an Italian man who has issues with the sex and the best reality.

So anyway, the perennial part is the bit you use to fuck a dog with your dick. The perennial graph is a visible line or leech of tissue on the human body that extends to the anus through the perennial. It is found in both males and females and arises from the fusion of the urinial fowls. Take it down man, here we go. In males this structure continues through the midline of the scrotum. And upwards through the prostrerium midline, as the spirit of the penis,

spinning to the left. It also extends deeper through the scrotum somewhere. It is called the scrotum. The sceptum scrotum. Right,'s called the scrotum. It's a scrotum. Right, that's gonna be in the Arya chance. Oh wait, is it going to be in the Arya chance next week? Yeah, come in. Oh, hello, it's me, Pete Evans.

I made a delicious fish. And Pete Evans, I've been looking for a way to kill my child with the food that I give him. Do you have any recommendations of books? Can you just do a sort of international preface about who you are? Okay, so Pete Evans is more like he actually did a show with Curtis Stone in England. So the UK people get it. He did a show with Curtis Stone in the early 2000s. He's an Aussie guy, but he recently got into what's the...

Zicomdomster. And the Camdomster. He got into the paleo diet and he recently published a cookbook which had meat broth for children which featured so much iron that it would kill children so it got pulled. But then he just went and published it himself anywhere. Well because I believe that meat broth will make children healthier and stronger people. Oh, good. I've given someone to my boy now. He's a dead. Um, that's your baby's fault. That's your baby's bread.

That baby's a dead. Break it down. Boom. That's your boo. Pea Evans. Choo-poo. Pea Evans. Well, how do you do on pea to Evans?

I like to party and have heavens. I do not know how to rap, but I'll tell you what I can do. Pea, I rap with...? I'm Pete Evans. I like to party and have heavens. I do not know how to rap But I'll tell you what I can do make a rap with No gluten it's a scotum soul I am Heston how do someone do the beatbox for me? I'm Pete Evans. How you I mean? I'm here Heston. How do you do? I make a salad out of stew look at me. Fuck you in some else Look at me fuck you with a mouth

I'm not strong Hey I'm a telly a man from a pitilac I love to rap and do the sound Hey, my uncle you touch me I have to wrap and do the sound. Hey, my uncle, you took touch with me. Oh my god. Oh my god. What?

Let him wrap about to wrap. You get to wrap about your things, eh? And I want to wrap about the things on my chest, eh? Maybe wrap to your psychiatrist or your self-esteem. Okay, let me do an therapy. Let me do an Italian wrap a man, and I'll just be about simple life in a case, eh? And I swear, I'm not talking about how my penato was attached to Barazio

Okay, can we do a whisper rap? Alright, let's do a soft rap Chump, punch Hey, chump, punch My name is Chilfo Dorech How do you do, punch? I got school, drew a world of war, too Lots of bombs and things are blow up. I lose my

mom in the river. She snuff out it. I say oh no mama when you go she said I got to heaven but you got to hell because you know if you're vegetables when you were young I said mama you're dead bitch Why you still talk to me about the veg the bodies? And she said, Because you're not brought up to be strong And your balls say, hang down very long I said, I try to trim them with the razor blade But I cut them a scrub and my balls become

Good not everyone, we'll see you in the next podcast just like to thank Colgate for sponsoring us and so shiny teeth bright and white Possibly the last podcast will ever release. I'm so sorry. Can I just say very quickly, I have a friend who's very into podcasts. He had a listen to our first podcast and I'll tell you what he said. What do you say about our podcast? I'm not a podcast, what did he say? Fuck it. I'll tell you what he said.

He asked if we were drunk when we made it. That's not positive or negative. Good night Australia. Good night. Bye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!