Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 201 - LAN PARTY 3

Episode Date: June 2, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hey, so, hey. Hi, Mark. I didn't know you. I'm good. I didn't know you were coming today. Brody also invited me to the party, but I'm glad you're here too, because I respect you and I think you're cool.

Well, actually, it was my idea to do the party for my birthday. Oh, I think you're birthday today. Well, no, it was last week, but I couldn't do it at my house. I knew that. I couldn't do it at my house because Dad's a little bit, he got a little bit angry. And, oh, that's what you're saying. So he got a little bit angry.

And what's that? You had that as anger problems. I remember you told me he threw that vase at the wall once because the dog did a shit on the welcome mat. Yeah, but that was sort of on me because I should have made sure the dog wasn't cheating and I was just getting a little bit over excited doing my homework and stuff. So that was really on me for paying attention to the dog and stuff. And then there was that time where you I'm said you just built the ballon aes and then your dad kicked a hole in your

In the cabinet where you hold all the all the all your plates for when you have guests come over Now there's a big hole there, yeah But that was that was sort of that was sort of on me because dad had like he was like I'm doing like a talk at the church and stuff And he was really stressed about because he was talking about how to be a good person at the church and stuff. He was really stressed about that. So he got a little bit mad, but that's okay. I remember the first time you told me, your dad was a pastor and I was like,

what is he a spiral pastor? Is he a macaroni pastor and you got been on that at me and you punched that wall? That was just because that's like a really unfair thing to say about my dad. He's pretty much the coolest person I know. He's like a pastor. But yeah, sometimes he gets a little bit more pastor or is he like a

Ravioli pastor? See, it's just a little joke, so. Okay, that's that's pretty funny. I have to go to my non-ness, so we need to hurry up and play this game of League of Legends. When do you have to go to your non-ness? We're here all night, aren't we? No, my non-domain fresh canoli for me, and she actually made the type that has both vanilla custard and chocolate custard on each side Because there's the ones I like because I like that bite when you get into the middle when you get a little bit of chocolate custard And you get a little bit of vanilla custard in both and she made fresh pastry and she made fresh custard So I need to go over to mine on this at around about

2 p.m. Because that's when she eats dinner. Well, that's in like let's in like less than half an hour away Yeah, but we should just still have time to play like one or two games of Loll. OK, all right, well, let's go to the front door of the Brune's house. Did you bring your computer? Yeah, that's why I brought it on, because I live just down the road from Brune.

I live around the corner on the same street, so I didn't even need to get a lift. And I just brought it on like a little trolley type thing. I know it's pretty much for kids, but I thought it'd be really easy. I could put the computer, I could put the monitor, and I could put some of my favorite DVDs, just in case you guys wanted to check out Veggie Tales or anything. Yeah, that's a bunch of Veggie Tales later. Maybe we can watch three or four of the LEM four times as well. Let's go say hello to Broden. Okay, knock, knock, knock.

Gentlemen, welcome to my casa. Come inside. What's my casa? Mi casa, it's Mexican for house. I didn't know this, but this is my house. That's really cool. No, you know, so come inside, we're in the back room. If you guys need an EAC collar or any pizza shapes, whatever, we've got it all set up.

I actually think the chicken crimpy is the superior shape, but I'm happy to eat pizza shapes if that's all you have. Yeah, great, great. Anyone at the chicken crimpy, you're not getting the bottom seasoning that come, it's at the bottom, right? Yeah, but the flavor of the pizza shape. The butter, if you get there at a pizza shape or a barbecue shape, you're gonna have more seasoning at the bottom and that's part of what makes a barbecue shape or a pizza shape completely

completely agree. My favorite flavor is my favorite. I don't even really like shapes. I like chicken drumsticks. So they're like shapes. Like chicken drumsticks. Yeah, and they're just a little bit cheaper, which is, I think, important to make sure that you're not wasting all the money, all of the money that's making on shapes and stuff. In order of best chips, you've got to go, like, barbecue and pizza shapes are up top. Next is chicken and abisca. Yeah, it's an abisca. Dixie Drumstick and abisca.

It's actually called Dixie Drumstick and abisca. So what you can do with abisca? No, the brand is in abisca and then the flavor is Dixie Drumstick. And then they So, which is? No, the brand is in a biscuit and then the flavor is Dixie Drumstick. And then they're shaped like little drumsticks but they kind of look like little fishes. I think you think it's a different actual one. I get a different brand chicken and a biscuit.

You sound like you shop at LD. No, it sounds like you shop at LD. Have you guys actually had the chicken drumstick shaped chicken biscuits black and gold? They're actually probably the best. And I actually like choose them even when I've got like, like how I can make a big choice. Yeah, we only get black and gold.

We only get in a biscuit, we get on its shapes. I just have one more thing to say about the chicken crimp each shapes that I think is important to say. Okay, cool. I do, yeah, well like you haven't even, you said my customer you didn't invite us in, but I just think before I come in, should I take my shoes off as well? Because it looks like your mom keeps a pretty neat house. I do, yeah, well like you haven't even, you said my customer, you didn't invite a Simba, I just think before I come in,

should I take my shoes off as well, because it looks like your mom keeps a pretty neat house. It's a neat house, but it's probably like, that's really up to you, like we have a pretty open plan situation where anyone who comes over, if you're more comfortable with that, like I'll often come home from basketball and I'll keep my own ones.

Yeah, yeah. It's a basketball brand, I'll keep them on. Yeah, I'll wear them. Yeah, I have edge ordains. Yeah. It's a basketball brand. I'll keep them on. Yeah, I'll buy them. Yeah, I have edge ordens. But my mum, what kind of edge ordens? What do you got? Nikes. No, I think you'll find that edge ordens are actually.

Nike edge ordens. Edge ordens are actually a separate brand. So you're only going to have Nike shoes. You're going to have edge ordens. You won't have Nike edge ordens. You're the old school. They're like from when Michael Jordan, like first, I need to deal with them.

Shoes are worth like $400,000 per shoe so like their foot right foot. Yeah that's like what I have. I don't have them. I don't have them. No I don't have them on. I do have them at home. I have them in a special box that I keep them in but I do actually have the Nike Edge or the other. I actually do. You would be able to buy a house for that. You do not have those shoes. I'm telling you now. I'm actually telling you. Do not have them. I'm telling you I do. I've my nonnal past to them on to me when he passed away. Your mom does not have those shoes, I'm telling you now, I'm actually telling you, do not have them. I'm telling you, I do, I've made a non-nil pasta to the mon to me when he passed away. Your mon to just not have a rich,

and on Nike-air Jordan, Michael Jordan's shoes, I'm telling you this right now, it's very black and white. You've bought some from Rebel Sport Greens Barrow, or wherever, and you've been told something, you've been misinformed. Yeah, well, I guess that's just your opinion. But I did just wanna say about the chicken crimpy shapes. Well, they absolutely, and I respect your opinion,

that they do not have the leftover flavor bits at the bottom of the packet, which is totally a fair and valid point, not saying that's wrong. Would argue that the flavor is the most intense, like that the pizza shapes and that the barbecue shapes. So what? That the pizza shapes and the barbecue shapes while superior in the amount of flavor that is on the bottom of the packet, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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you're talking about like you're talking about like what's the best biscuit but I reckon like the black and gold chicken biscuits are like better than like KFC chicken. You've obviously never actually had like a twist from KFC with four extra crispy strips with two extra crispy strips in there so then there's like four. Actually I've had actually last week I had four chicken see with four extra crispy strips, or two extra crispy strips in there. So then there's like four crispy strips in there. And actually, I've had, actually, last week, I had four chicken twisters. So we went to church.

And I had some of the ribina, which is the blood of Christ. And then we went to KFC afterwards. And because it was my birthday, dad was like, whatever you want, and I was like, can I have seven chicken twisters? And then that was really disrespectful. But then he said I could have four, which is really cool.

So I actually had four chicken twisters. That's actually in a theory way to eat the twister wrap from KFC, because the best way to eat the chicken wrap is because I find that there are the two crispy strips actually is In sufficient amount of chicken to put into the Twister wrap. So I actually order it with four Two extra I say can I put two extra crispy strips in the Twister and then I also when they have the towel burger And I get a hash brown in there and I get them to put bacon and cheese in there as well And that's actually the most superior way to eat a KFC twist.

You may have noticed that every Wednesday at school I have fried chicken for lunch. That's because Tuesday night at my house is KFC night. We'll go and get KFC, that'll bring it back after work and we'll have KFC, might have a beer with it, we're pretty chill. Do you have beers? Yeah, my family's pretty chill with that kind of stuff. Like, if you want to be a now, I can get you one out of the fridge. And we can get you, I can get you a,

I can get you a lot of us. I can actually come into the house. Okay, I'm standing in the doorway. Hey guys, come, and for the first things first, like, I've got, so like, we've got like 10, sick hours ahead of us, land partying. I've got the computer situation. Yeah, actually, I have to go in about a half an hour

to go to my nuns, because she made fresh canollies. I was explaining that to Zach earlier. But, you have to go in half an hour. Well, we have to play, I do have to go in about a half an hour ago to my none this because she made fresh canollies I was explaining that to Zach earlier But you have to go in half an hour. Well, we have to play I do have to play Well, I'm putting you can you know, but we still got time if we start now We still got time for at least like but you supposed to be sleeping over we've set up the whole backroom as a whole lamp party bed situation Look, I can probably come back after I go to my none this house But the chances of that are quite low because my you're ringing mum and find out yeah, I'll probably come back after I go to my non-dishows, but the chances of that are quite low because my non-dishows are high. You're ringing mum and find out? Yeah, I'll ring my mum.

Shit, man. I've set up this whole thing. I've booked out the back room, so, and I've booked out the Fox Hotel. I've got this set up, man. I reckon you're actually probably really excited that Mark has to leave, because then maybe there's room at our party

for you to invite Jenny. Oh shut up. Oh That's right. You like Jenny don't you don't you? He has like the biggest crush on Jenny. I remember remember at school When Jenny came up and asked us what we were doing after school. Make it quick. Just tell her we got to go. Okay Like we got games to play. We got it. We got to get it done. I got a clock the shit out of it It's just hey, muck. Hey, mumb how are you? It's Sam. Yeah, um, so so the guys are brodans like a bit T.O. to me because he reckons that

I don't have enough time To play a couple games of lull because we have to agree We agree we agreed to have a sleep over and overnight, but I told him that none the made fresh canollies. And she made the ones with the vanilla custard and the chocolate custard and the custard fresh. She made the fresh pastry as well. So mum, I was just checking to see if it would be okay. I know you're tired from nursing all day, but would it be okay after we have the canollies at Nnose that you then take me back to Brotance House, so we can be playing lol. I said

Can have you called your father my father no, that's dead mom Yeah, that's been dead for years Years I mean that's what you said That's what what Mama you you okay? Yeah, I'm just playing Cyl's like a town on the line. So I'm having a bit of trouble thinking.

Cyl's like a town of Cic. So that's a town of Cic, okay? Mama, that's totally cool that you're playing that. Look, if you're in a tough spot at the moment with work, I can call you back later. We can discuss the, the, your mama professional E.A. Cyl's gonna give you a life. I'll give you a life, so I just, you just do we can discuss the your mum professional e-a-sports You just do some chores on the weekend if he could all right, I'll do some chores for your mum

I'll clean the windowsills with a bottle of nifty With a bottle of nifty? Yeah, it's if you clean it so I love a clean seal. I'll get those Sills clean. The sheen is actually the best for that. Thank you fine Brought in saying that actually Mr. Shane is the best for that mum, so maybe pick some up from Cole's later. Your mum say I'm fucking hot-spotting. My mum is.

Everyone's calling you a milk mum. All right, gotta go. I can't believe it. You can't believe it. You said my mum was a milk man, that's crazy. Brodan. Brodan, can I speak to you privately for a moment please Broden? Sure step into my boot wise in my bedroom. Excuse us Mark. Sorry Mark. I'm so sorry. Welcome my room

It's very cool. I've got my guitar hero here. No, you can play that later. We can quick and land that cool You can I sit down on your bed. You've got to get out my I needed to talk to him privately I need to admit something to him if you you cake, don't cake the bathroom. You'll find there's a toilet brush next to there. I've been told specifically by mum, don't cake the toilet, don't just shit and then walk off, like flush it, check and then get rid of any cakeage. Yeah, I don't leave cakes.

I don't leave cakes, I don't have sticky booze. My booze are quite hard and solid and often they ghost booze. I'll poo. Don't want to hear about me. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't leave it. What's up, what's up, Zach? I just, I don't know how to say this, but you know how you keep asking for your copy

of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets back the book? Yeah. So thank you so much for lending that to me, by the way, and I really enjoyed it. I read like half of it and it was really good, but unfortunately dad found it. And so unfortunately, I don't have the book anymore because dad burnt it in the backyard.

You're yours. Your dad took my Harry Potter book and burnt it. Well, I explain to him that it was your copy of, well actually because Harry Potter does magic and stuff and actually the only way to do magic is even if you don't believe in the devil, it opens up a connection to the devil and to hell. Even though I was just reading it for, actually, I read an article that's actually a really good story about friendship and anti-racism.

Just by me reading it, I was opening up a connection to hell until demons and stuff. So you're going to buy me a new book, man. Yeah, I totally will. It's in my collection of Harry Potter books. So I can't buy you a new Harry Potter, but what I've got instead is this really cool book, which is it's called Timmy and his new friend.

And Timmy is a person that was around during Jesus' time. He doesn't have powers like Harry Potter does, but actually he witnesses some pretty amazing stuff that's pretty much like magic. He witnesses like Jesus bringing someone back from the dead. And Jesus, just making like Imagine like one fish becomes lots of fish and like telling me that as well. Yeah, your father burnt My my property yeah, that I'd lend you but I explained to him that it was yours But he was like he was he was having it. He wasn't in good, yeah. Yeah, he burnt your book. And now in return, you're giving me a Christian book,

a Bible book. It's actually not Christian, the writer, like writes heaps of different kinds of books, just about like Christian values and stuff, but it's like, it's not a Christian book, like it's just a book that happens to be about like Jesus and stuff. Thank you.

Hey guys. I just wanna let you know, sorry, that the Brown Bowl, which is what I call the toilet, because it's a really funny thing to say. The brown bowl backs onto Broden's room and I heard all of that. That's cool. That's so okay.

You burned my book. Yeah, no, I heard that's pretty cool. Mark, can I talk to you in private for a moment please? Okay, we're not gonna get the planey land. No, we won't. I just need to say one thing to Mark. You know what I mean, I've got three different kinds of pods Set up what kinds of pods do you have Mars bar pods sneakers pods?

At least a please please please don't tell me you have the twix pods, which are an absolutely Ridiculous version of the pod and can I explain why so in a it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you. I'm not going to explain it to you.

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I say, get station because that's what it is. Stop saying American shipping. No, I'm not actually, I'm actually just using the problem. You're from Australia, man. Yeah, Australia is only like what? You got to say, what? It's like what? It's like what?

It's like what? It's like what? It's like what? It's like what? It's like what? It's like what? 200, 90 years old and America's been doing it for longer, so actually they know better. Have you guys actually had chocky cups? What is that? So they're from Aldi and they're like, they're called chocky cups. And they're from Aldi. Family aren't pove, they don't shop at pove Aldi.

Well, my family isn't pove actually. Actually, we prefer chocky cups. We shop at the wog supermarket down the road where we get ricotta salada and we get fresh mortadella sliced and we get mix maxes because I've had a mix max. No. Oh, mix maxes delicious. It's like a little cake. It's like a little chocolate cake with cream in the middle. It's covered in chocolate.

That's a little swirl on it. But just if I can just, but if you would know they if you shop the coals are at the Wogshop, the Wogdalli just down the road. But anyway, what you don't know is that the reason why the Twix Pod is actually stupid and dumb and completely inferior is because if it was actually a Twix in a pod, there would be a double layer of biscuit because it doesn't make any sense to have the cookie crub all over the bottle. They're just taking that element and making it an out of shell men. Then what's the difference between the Mars and the Twix?

The Twix Pod for me, if I can express my opinion, I've only had the Twix pod once because I prefer Chucky Cups, but the Twix pod for me is fantastic because it's pure Twix. There's no addition of biscuit, there's the perfect balance of a Twix, but in a pod. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I'll tell you why because the idea of a pod is to take the candy bar and put it into a pod, otherwise all you're eating is a bite of Twix, so you might eating is a bite of twix. So you might as well just get a twix. So it's still, I don't have to eat the twix ones.

I'll eat the fucking twix ones. Yeah, well good. I'm just glad they're not there. I'm just saying, like, it's a stupid thing to get and stupidity, and if you like them, then you're dumb. I'm gonna choose what you guys talk to each other. What you guys talk to each other? I'm just gonna pick the music for the lamp party.

Probably gonna check on some Pete Murray. I love his stuff. Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah. I really like Simon and Gar, that's really cool, yeah. I really like Simon and Garfunkel. That's probably my favorite secular music. My God. What?

Why? So I'm gonna Garfunkel like 400 years old man. Can't you put something like, hey. That's my favorite secular music to listen to in the car with my mum, but I know heaps of really cool bands. I've got 10 cities. We've got 10 cities you can pick. I'm not playing Simon and Garfunfunkel here's the ten right i got

Pete marry lincoln park hybrid theory lincoln park mediora agai pop a roach is album p.o.d the single for alive not the album i got the melbourne football club theme song. Oh, it's the single. Oh, my God. I got eros Smith. Don't want to miss a thing from the film Armageddon, the single. I got backstreet back. I don't listen to that anymore.

It was the first city I ever got. And I've also got and I've got a third eye blind. I'm noticed you've said a lot of rock bands and stuff, and I've also got a third eye blind. I've noticed you've set a lot of rock bands and stuff which is really cool, but have you actually heard of 12 stones? No, please, no more Christian shit, Zach. Oh, no, it's not that they're actually Christian, it's just that they're at values aligned with Christianity.

So it's not like they don't sing about Jesus that much. It's more just like they're rock out, they're really cool, but they don't talk about sex and drugs and stuff. Like, that's all. They're actually really cool. I actually bought a CD as well. I don't know if you guys will fully understand it because the type of humor is sort of like really like

woggy and like my family, like kind of Italian, but I brought a album by a guy called Guido Hatsus. He used this great prank phone call. Oh, Guido Hatsus. He used this great prank phone called... Oh, Guido Hatsys. Yeah, you do actually understand that though? I don't know. You're so either Hatsys. Yeah, but do you though?

Because even when I listen to like, with like, Mazeos and Mazeas and my non-normous, non-normous, they laugh. Oh yeah, I remember Guido Hatsys. But we laugh in a way that's like, probably in like the same way that you would laugh at like the castle. We laugh at Guido Hatsys. There's just like, I'm the standing there that you would understand the castle we laugh at Guido Hatsus. There's just like I'm the standing there that you would understand.

Yeah, I love Guido Hatsus. I actually know Guido Hatsus as well guys. Do you? Yeah, I love Guido Hatsus. What is it? What is it? What is it? What?

I actually burnt it from my friend. So I actually don't know the name of the album. Well, you're dead burnt in the backyard? No, no, I burnt it on the CD. I burnt the CD. I copied the CD. Oh, cool. And I don't know the name, but my favorite track is Track 4, actually.

What happens if I'm Track 4? He prank calls. He prank calls and it's very rude and funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, you have listened to it. No, that's good, that's proof. Why did you say off you've, what? Did you need to talk to me, Zach? Yeah, I need to talk to you over here in the corner here.

You can be here for it, bro, I don't know if you want to be. But that's what it's about, bro. Brody, no, no, I'll go pick some music. I was going to say as well, I've got my old catalog of CDs, but then I'm also, I mean, getting into a bit of like, you're 10 and 11 music, a bit of more than mature stuff.

So I got like Jack Johnson, I got Donovan Franken Rider, a lot of the Susan stuff, Donovan Franken Rider, got a bit of... Do you have any Joe Dolcey? John Butler Trio, no Joe Dolcey, I don't know who that is. Brody, can I just say like since? Because you're so talented, I'd be like more than happy for you to just play the drums for us for two hours.

Just like play the drums. You you to just play the drums for us for two hours. Just like play the drums. You want me to play the drums? Yeah, if you want to, like if that's sort of music you want to do, just playing like a full drum kit with no music out of time for two hours, I'd really enjoy that too. Yeah, like I did last time. Yeah, yeah. Where we sat and listened to you play the drums for two hours. I've been working with my drum teacher I can do like a disco shuffle now like it's used in corn stuff like even though it says this guy's actually using a lot of styles music

But I can play that I can play that for you guys if that's what you want but like that's yeah Yeah, I'd really I just want you to know that I really enjoyed that Yeah, I'd really, I just want you to know that I really enjoyed that. Yeah, yeah. Um, that or Jack Johnson? Jack Johnson's like pretty sick. Like it's all about chilling out, having fun, um, just kind of stuff. Do you have the career to enjoy the album? Yeah, I got the career's choice.

Yeah. That's actually a really funny movie. Like actually, I really, like I went to see that with my little sister. I was like, I don't even, like, that's for kids and stuff. But I actually had a really fun time watching it. Yeah, actually, I usually listen to more like heavy stuff, like, like Kings of Leon and the Straits, like stuff. That's like pretty, pretty out there.

I don't know those. Yeah, I mean, I listen to them too, yeah. Fox tells kind of open my eyes up to a lot of the like the mature Elements and like the shades and colors of the world has to offer So I like I know a lot of obscure films that you guys don't know a lot of music that comes up here comes across my Proofrey that I'm really into oh yeah, I've actually seen this movie that you guys probably won't even get It's called Donnie Darko And it's like it's really heavy. Have you ever seen it?

I studied media class man. I really did it in media class Yeah, did it like did you even like get it? Did you even understand? Did you even understand it? Did you I bet you had to like watch the director's cut to even understand what was going on I've just watched the normal cut actually now you mentioned I was watching in class kids are sitting around me like Confused and I was as in class. Kids are sitting around me like confused. And I was, as it finished, I was like, I know, yep. I like that. I got it. And the teacher looked at me, Mr. Mac looked at me,

and he was like, bro, gets it. Like, he's understanding, understanding this on a level that the other kids aren't. And yeah, like, it's pretty powerful film. It's saying some pretty deep shit. Yeah, I was so, like, it sounded like you guys had a really fun time in that class. I was sad that I had to step out.

It's actually, yes. Because it's actually about time travel, so I imagine that would have upset your dad. Yeah, the wilds, the portal and stuff like that. So, and like the bunny rabbit's pretty demonic and stuff, so he just had to like write a letter to school and stuff and that's okay Like I just talked about vegie tails instead. I did an essay about veggie tails instead I'm actually gonna dress up as the rabbit for Halloween coming up. Oh, it's really cool. You know my favorite album

What it's the cats and dogs soundtrack the cats and dogs The cats and dogs contract. Is it a collection of songs or is it a score? It's music from and inspired by cats and dogs. So it has some stuff from the score, which is actually really good. It's classical music and stuff. Because I play the flute. I like some of the music for it. I could play some of the music.

But it's also got some really fun songs from Smash Mouth and stuff. Yeah, that's like a compilation album. I don't actually like listening to that stuff because there's no true artist intention. I only like to listen to records, which is actually what the artist refers to the man. I know there's no one from start to finish and I don't ever skip a song. In my opinion, if you have to skip a song, then it's probably actually not a very good album. And if you're listening to like a compilation, then actually that's probably the inferior way to listen to music. I guess that's level one way to listen to stuff.

That's pretty cool. The big thing I love is the shuffle on my disment. So if I'm gone for a run or get my weights in or something like that, I'll just chuck it on shuffle and I'll lock it so it doesn't jump. And sometimes you learn a lot about songs if you listen to them. Yeah, that's not really how songs if you listen to them. Yeah, that's not really how you supposed to listen to music.

Like, Paul McCoy, it's up to interpretation. Paul McCoy actually be training in his grave. If he heard that, I'll tell you that right now. It's actually a really interesting way to re-imagine music like, yeah. I don't know. It just like disagree or agree. And music for exercise is really good. I love like listening to the cats and dogs soundtrack.

When I'm doing like a girl push ups and girl what do you mean girl push ups? A little when you put your knees on the ground. I'm just working on my other body strength and soon hopefully I'll be able to do boy push ups. Just for clarity, just Zach, I had a quick question. Yeah man, you come from I had a quick question. Yeah, man. You come from a religious family, yeah. Well, knowing more or less religious, I think that anyone else, yeah. You're God fearing, yeah?

Well, actually God loving is having a whole new year. Yeah, God loving. Yeah, and all of that. We're not full of guilt and anger like those Catholics. We're like, it's all about joy and love and positivity. I just have one question. Yeah. Why have you fucked your girlfriend more than anyone else?

I know. Why is it that most religious kids are the ones that are fucking the shit out of each other? So I haven't actually put my penis in her vagina. So actually what's really important to note is I haven't put my penis in her vagina. So actually what's really important to note is I haven't put my penis in her vagina. Where has he put it? Where do you get?

Everywhere else. Ah. Well I guess that's one way to stay, as is my understanding, there's one way to stay true to God. And there's a lot of just like, that's just the sacred chasm as is my understanding. And then there's just like, we just want to save that for marriage and stuff.

You want to save it. So this is a lot of like, probably my dick against their jeans. It's a lot of bleach. So do you see the hypocrisy though? The idea is that like, no, no hypocrisy. What do you mean? What's the hypocrisy actually? What do you mean?

We're just supposed to abstain. Yeah, but that's between God, like between God and like, you know, actually the first time I have sex, it's gonna be between me, my wife and God. Jesus is gonna be in the room with us having sex. And that's like, I can't even imagine what that's just, it seems to me like semantics. The idea that just by the only thing you haven't done is put your page in a vagina. That means that you're going to heaven. It seems to me like semantics. No, so that's because that's actually like, that's about a connection between a man and his wife

and Jesus. That's just the main story. Actually, it's not a sin to put, like it's not a sin to put like it's not It's a point your penis between that cheek until you come. Yeah, it's like that's not a sin So Jesus is j i just want to check is Jesus is Jesus involved in the sex or is he just watching? Actually, there's nothing more beautiful than Jesus being in the room on your wedding night And he's there with you. He's just watching?

I don't know. I don't know. I just think it just sounds like it sounds like you're gonna have a threesome with Jesus. It's just when I was four years old, I made a vow to my church and to Jesus when I was four years old, but I would wait until I got married actually.

My mum's here. Oh, my mum's. Oh, really? She's here. Yeah, she's beeping the horn. She needs me to go. Before you go, ma. We didn't even get to play legal legends

or talk about the Snyder cut. Well, you will come when you come back. You promise you'd come back. I'll come back. I'll come back in two hours. All right, I'll come back and we'll finish our chats about the Snyder cut. Have finish our chats about the snider cut Have you guys heard about the snider cut? Of course I've heard about the snider cut of scenic

Oh, Mark that's really cool. What do you mean you've seen it? It's all right. You saw the snider cut. It's not done Of seen it, man. Yeah, but they have it doesn't exist. It's not done they're spending 30 million dollars on it. That's what they've finished it. It's really good. All right I don't believe you. It's on the dark web. So you got you've seen the Snyder cut Broden. Yeah how many times do I have to say it? That's really cool that you've seen the Snyder cut. I haven't seen the Snyder cut. I haven't seen any of the Justice League, but I'll tell you what I have seen.

I've seen the Veggie Tails, the Bumbleyburg Superhero Value Pack. What is the name of the movie Value Pack? No, there's six movies in there. They're all just like about superheroes and stuff, but they're different, they're slightly different. Are they veggies? Yeah, so instead of Superman, there's an eggplant who's modeled off of Moses.

And instead of Aquaman, there's an asparagus that basically has the same story as Joseph, the father of Jesus. It's pretty cool It's your mom. That's my mom calling good come back into it as you promise you yeah I'm gonna come back in two hours and when I come back we'll we'll play some law and And then we'll talk about the side the snider cut and we'll probably talk about some other stuff to cut and we'll probably talk about some other stuff too. Yeah, so the bottom of the box is dry. You can get it in the box.

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You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. You can get it in the box. But is your family okay with that? No, but we did, we'll just quietly watch some porn as on your internet. I've got some gifts I can send you on my phone. Really? Yeah. But it's also mixed up with footage of people

like tearing their fingernails off and cutting their dicks in half. And sticking bottles up their bumps and stuff. But in the mix there's some boobies and stuff. But it's just like a compilation, it's like if you get through it, then I guess you're a real man. Yeah, that sounds really cool.

I would love for you to send those gifts to me. I'll send you those gifts on my Nokia 72. You can send those gifts to me. Brian, maybe we could just go on the internet. I think we could just go on the internet. Wait, you guys aren't gonna come together while I'm going. I really just want to watch that race. I'm just gonna watch a porn film.

I'll just watch a porn film. Maybe later we can have a race. Maybe, yeah, maybe I'll have a race. Maybe a little race. No, but maybe we can put on, we can put on some porn and just race. If you know what I mean, like have a little race. I'm not gonna talk to you.. I need to talk to you about that.

Like I need to talk to you when you get back. I need to talk to you about your DVD of dogma. Oh no. Alright, bye Mark. Bye. Bye. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates.

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