Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 203 - Millionaire Hot Seat!

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

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and one free, serious podcast, where you get to know the boys a little better. The anti-donna club is a good club. Sorry Mark, you got me. And we're back and I'm back finally, it's me, it's Andrew O'Keepe, my dad's a judge. Now we are here with two We're playing millionaire hot seat and the seat is especially hot today because it's a Weber and we've got a couple of good boys sitting down, it's a little Weber. I've been doing a roast lamb on there.

My record people would have called me Andrew O'queefe. I was growing up and I'm not doing that. Can I just jump in here? I'm not in character yet or anything. Would you have done a roast, like what sort of roast lamb would you have done a roast like what sort of roast lamb would you have done would have done maybe a maybe a legal lamb butterfly like butterfly cut Open up a legal lamb maybe with some

Gark and rosemary put in there on the webber on the hot which would be a hot seat if you would have used it as a seat after you've cooked Some lamb on it and we're playing millionaire hot seat and There's a fan of sausages are you? No, quite like sausages. Like, but I was a snag. No, not those, but I'm staying in character. Should I not eat? No, this is Zach just interjecting.

I'm not in character yet. Do you want to do another ad, bro? This is our TV podcast divergence was brought to you by the Undy Donna Club. And we're back. My name is Eduro Kefai studied law at the University of Sydney. Now we have got two guests here, a millionaire hot seat. We're playing a millionaire hot seat seat. So and the seat is particularly hot because it's a webber. It was just a small joke I made before some of the ads and we're back.

And we've got, and we're playing a millionaire hot seat and we're back. And we've got, of course, two of our, two contestants here playing with us today. We've got two, we've got one of my favorite guests we've never had. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, that's the favorite contestant alert brought to you by the Antidona Club. The favorite coward by Patreon. Favorite contestant alert of course brought to you by the Antidona Club, powered by Patreon.

Now we had to, but we had to get out a very, and we're back. We had to get a very small seat for our guest, our next guest, a tiny seat, in fact. This man is a murderer and a drug dealer. It's, well, he's welcome. It's tiny soprano. Hey, I do, and I'm tiny soprano. E. A. A. I'm tiny soprano.

E. I don't work in the drugs. I'm in the garbage disposal industry. I'm a tall. I'm a tall. I'm a little garbage. A lot of dead bodies. I'm not about that.

I'm just too fit tall. I'm tiny soprano. I'm not a here. Tini soprano. When you're are you killing people of a regular size or tiny Tiny soprano kill people of all Tiny soprano will kill guy. Anyone who gives him a little lip see I Give a guy a little bit. Yeah, I see a guy walking down the street. He gives me the eye

I'm gonna go up and go whack a gobble goo and I ask because I'm on the two feet tall I jump up like Mario and I punch him in the nose and the snore, schmosell and when you get a mental healthcare plan to see your Therapist is it a normal size mental healthcare plan or is it quite small? My guy I feel the tiny Dr. Malfi. Tiny Dr. Malfi is two feet tall and it's in a little cottage in a garden. We're going through, you know, like a cottage. She's like a cottage. Yeah, you're like a cheese.

Yeah, that's right. I mean, it's just like the cheese. I'm Antara Caffer. And I love cottage cheese too, but I have smaller portions because I'm 2 feet tall. I'm tiny soprano. Well, I was married to Eleanor and I have three kids with her but we divorced in 2019. I'm married to Carmella soprano, but she's only 2 feet tall. Oh, probably about the same size as a Carmella koala. I imagine. I don't know what that is. I'm from Joyeasy. We have another guest. Are you from regular Jersey? No, tiny Jersey. Right.

So we are... It's only two feet tall. So the city is the same height as your wife. So imagine the sea level, right? And some places have hills and crevasses. Mine is just only goes up to feet at any juncture. But that doesn't mean there's not normal size buildings. I'm just talking about the ground level. You know what I mean? Absolutely. If I were to buy a quarter ounce of you, is that a tiny quarter ounce? So would you give me a normal time? A quarter ounce? What measurement is ounces?

I don't actually know, is that all dry? Is that magic? Well, it's what Americans use. I know killer jewels. Binging with Babish uses ounces. We have another guest here. I love Binging with Babish. I love the two feet tall version

of Binging with Babish. Tony soprano and this bit was brought to you by that, aren't you? Shut up. We have another guest with us. Of course, a millionaire hot seat is normally played with two guests. One on my left and one on my, the left of my left. They're both quite, I said put one on my right, but they said we're going to put one on your left and then we're going to put one to the left of my left, they're both quite, I said put one on my right, but they said we're gonna put one on your left, then we're gonna put one to the left of your left. One could be stage left, and one could be your real left. Do you see what I'm saying?

You could get rid of right entirely. You could say, hey, this is my left, and this is my stage left. You understand? I write with my right, my stage left hand. Thank you, stage left hand. I think, Ty, this is probably not I think that's a great suggestion.

I think if you, I think you're talking, I think maybe just keep it down. Well, that's the thing is, Ty, it takes twice as much energy for me to resonate as much as it is for everyone else. You're screaming right now. I'm not screaming, man. No, this is exact.

Just interjecting. You're screaming, man. We have another guest. I ain't screaming. I'm tight-lipped. I got so many bodies buried across tiny soprano land, which is joeysy. I'm done. So we have a second guest.

We have a second guest that will lift to my left. Now this guest, stage left. This stage left. This guest, I asked this to the stage left of my left. This guest is some people think they belong in a fairy tale. Some people think they do too much cocaine and they had a tumultuous relationship with Margot Robbie. It's Wolfy Wall Street.

Oh. Oh. This of course being the bit where we give Zach the platform to give us a bit of an insight into the character, do something that sort of stamps the character as potentially something iconic, something that people love. If you just get this contestant, give me fleas over here. You're getting what do you make? Well that would be like a horse for you. That's right, that's the size that I am.

I'm the size that a flea is literally the size of a horse. I said I was two feet tall, but somehow, in this world at the same time. We said your wife was two feet tall and you said Jersey was two feet tall. Oh, I'm two feet tall, okay, maybe I'm not. Okay, I'm the size of a flea. No, I'm two feet tall as well. Okay, maybe I'm not. Okay, I'm the size of a flea. Okay, I'm smaller than a flea.

Small than a flea, flea size of a horse. Potentially the same height though. Wolfy Wall Street, your, well, sometimes a horse can be the same to height as a man. The same height. Yeah, yeah. Like there are horses that are my height. Most of them are bigger.

But some horses I would say are my, are my mandrook, some of them would be my height. Andrew, I'm, I'm, but the size, are you, when you say the size of a man, are you specifically talking about the width of the man or also the height? No, the height. Don't you want to talk about the height of a man?

Like your horses had my, they're one man. What do I look like a man? Like your horse is head, my, they're sorry. What do I look like to you? To me, you just look like normal man, you're tiny, but you're so small that you ride a flea as a horse. And how tall is the horse flea? The flea is a normal flea. The flea, what I'm saying is that in both your world

and my world, a man can be the same height as a horse. Okay. So if a flea is the size of a horse to you, then you... Oh, I could be the size of a flea. You could be the size of a flea. Okay, I'm across it. Let's...

I want to know a little bit more about this guy I'm standing next to let's talk to Wolfie Wall Street This guy is a wolf wolf I know that so far that's what I know are you just a wolf Well we're getting it's in in Helen I know. Are you just a wolf? Oh! Well, we're getting a soon in Hellen, which is common practice for a wolf, and not so much a stockbroker. Hey, what noise does someone make when they stop their toe walking in a bathroom?

Oh! That's right, they say, oh! Wolf, I, Wolf, you all straight, do you travel at a pack? Oh! Short ow. I Wolf, you all straight. Do you travel in a pack? Oh. Short ow. I think that's a yes. What?

Short one. I think that's a yes. Okay. Okay. So now we know that a short ow is a yes. Oh. Yes. Oh, even shorter, that's yeah.

Great. Okay, I'm gonna write that part of the language down. This is like the, what was that stone that everyone learned the Egyptian language off? Oh, hi, hi, hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi,, oh hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The hieroglyphics play into that at all, in my wild life. The rose, the stone was eight. Here's the story of the rose, Zeta. Stop. He taught his brother.

OK, so what, they didn't know what the Egyptian language meant, all these people who were going around looking for the language, right? They could understand it. But then one day some people found a big stone, and it had the same bit of text translated into three different languages, one of which we knew the language.

Like, I don't know what it was. I think it was ancient Greek. Oh, ancient Greek. And also I just want to sidebar that sometimes the wolf breaks the wolf howling to give small if the nice factual information which is good to know so now we know that a small short oh is he yes and if he has factual historical information at the moment of particularly pertaining to the Rosetta Stone. Just anything that'll help the podcast. He saw, okay, okay.

Short, oh, is he yes. If something can help push forward the podcast, then he can say that in English, but he says it in a hushed tone. Okay, back to what I was saying. So they knew the language on the Rosetta Stone, they could translate, and then that's how they learn the Egyptian language

That's fast. I can't remember how we got to that or why we did but what I want to know is Is what what was the how did we get to that why were we talking about that? Oh? Right, that's right. No, that's not I think that's no because it's a long. Oh now Um, no, that's not, I think that's not because it's a long, oh. Now, is it going to be okay? These questions are multiple choice, Wolfy Wolfs, straight. I think Tiny Soprano won't have a problem answering them. All of it, he's small. I particularly, I'll answer them pretty good if they hear about Gabagoo.

Yeah, there's going to be a few Gabagoo-one questions. Oh. I think he's around. Yeah, there's gonna be a few govagoo questions. I think he's around. He's around. He's like, cabagoo. Oh, he's cabagoo. I, I, govagoo.

Oh, cabagoo. Cabagoo. Cabagoo. Cabagoo. That's what cabagoo is. Cabagoo. Oh, cabagoo. Cabagoo. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Kabagoo! Kabagoo! Okay, so he's saying I love to play who wants to be a millionaire.

He'd say, oh, what I'll do is every time you say the question I think is the correct answer, I will go out. Kabagoo? Kabagoo? So he's, yes, so that's what he's saying. So is that cool with you, Andrew Keith? I'm fine. Guy who. I'm fucked. Most days I go swimming. That's a good, just a good thing. Okay, that's cool. I love swimming. I'm just giving you some random information

about me just to help pay the picture. You know, in my business, people who I work with love swimming were deficient. Oh, because you murder people, you're murder. Hey, I don't know nothing about not a head. He's out of the way to the show. He's out of the way to the show. He's out of the way to the show.

I'm so sorry to interrupt. It's actually the halfway point of the podcast. A little bit further along. And I was asked to sort of cut in, cut to the ad, do a plug for, is this an okay time? I think it's one of my bad habits. Yeah, it's a fine time. Okay, sorry. I'm Zach, I'm not in character anymore. Okay. Actually Wolfie Wall Street is a character

I'm playing. I should say as well, Tiny Soprano, not a real person. You know, I'm right by Brodington. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. An actor O'Keefe is a real person, but I am just. So basically, this is the time Acust slots in an ad. So maybe right now, that was the ad there. If it wasn't there, that's because we didn't get an ad this week. I'll also just say this podcast is brought to you by the Anti-Donna Club, Power by Patreon, for $6.90,

get to bonus podcast a month, also bonus footage, that sort of thing. I also just want to say, Wolfy Wall Street was a character created by Trashman underscore art on Instagram. He sent me the idea on Instagram. He said, hey, you should do a character called Wolfy Wall Street, both Wall Street and Wolf. I didn't think it through, I feel a little trapped now, but that's okay. He also sent through the fan art in advance, so that's great, so also sent through the fan art in advance. So that's great. So we'll be sharing that fan art.

Anything else to say in this break, guys? I would just like to say no fan brought up tiny soprano, that is from the mind of me, from my mind of practice. The mind of practice. The mind of creative spectrum. Yeah, I've been outsourcing to fans a lot this week and it's working for me.

So I'm just getting all my Andrew K Android key facts from Wikipedia under his personal life. You can donate to Wikipedia. You can donate to Wikipedia right now, they're accepting donations. I have the URL for that. Patreon.com forward slash anti-donna. If you want to donate to Wikipedia, just Wikipedia. Just some facts about Android key that probably won't make it into the podcast, because I'm not sure how I'd say a way into it, is that he has an amuser diploma in classical

singing, he's a baritone, and he was the frontman for several Sydney bands in the 90s, and he plays trumpet and piano. So, that's just some facts. And he's said some pretty awful stuff in the past, not a great guy. I just want to interject before we launch into it, is this an opportunity to sort of get anything off our chests before we launch back into the podcast? Yeah, I've got a Stiffy. Okay, great.

Right now? Right now, yeah, I've got a big Stiffy. Did you want to go maybe take care of that? No, no, no, it's fine, that's fine. I'm going to launch back in. Did you have anything, bro, you needed to say? I was going to say Zach has a stiffie. Yes.

Yeah, I have a stiffie. What kind of stiffie? Who's sometimes I wake up with a stiffie, but it's not a sexual stiffie. If I may, if I may, if I may. The rubber I may. If I may. Mark, Zach has a stiff penis.

I'm very, very, very, very across what he was talking about when, in terms of his penis being stiff and high. Like a board. Yes, stiff like a board. Yes, where are that? I was wondering if it was one in which he needed to go to the bathroom and leave himself. Oh, I'm not there. And inconvenient, stiffy. which is just an inconvenient, stiffy, kind of like an inconvenient truth. Less alcohol. Less alcohol, more stiffy,

is it an inconvenient, stiffy, which we could do a documentary on if you'd, I mean, I'd be open to that, but I think we really need to wrap up the story we've got, which is tiny soprano, we'll be Wall Street and Andrew, okay. Maybe next week, if there's enough requests, we can do an inconvenience, Thiffy. If we can maybe do that, did that talk to you? I'm sure it'll take that note, Broden,

because an inconvenience, Thiffy, is pretty funny. Okay, I'm just writing that down in my little note pad here, podcast ideas. Inconvenient stiffy. So sort of think about, you know, someone would have an inconvenience, and it's a sort of like, like the idea of an ex-presidential candidate going around the world and doing a PowerPoint presentation about getting an inconvenience, stiffy.

Yeah, the times you would, you know, the most inconvenient time to get a Stiffy. What are some of the most inconvenient Stiffies throughout history? Sort of like, here are the cold hard facts. I've got a Stiffy right now. He's like, it's not great that I have one now. I know it's not good that I have one now. Guys, I would argue.

I do inconvenience, Stiffy. I would argue all of this is great for the inconvenience, Stiffy. Yeah, it's for the inconvenience, Stiffy podcast, which we'll be coming out soon. So there's, all right, let's for the inconvenience. It's for the inconvenience, stiffy podcast, which we'll be coming out soon. So there's, all right, let's do this. Back in, three, two, one. And we're back on Andrew.

Oh, I'm Andrew K. F. And I have an amuser diploma in classical singing. We're here with Wolfy Wall Street and Tawaii Nisaprano. I think Wolfy Wall Street, of course, is an actual wolf and there's not much to say about that. Wolfie Wall Street, have you, oh you laugh now? Yeah. I'm talking. Yeah.

No, I told you this before. All he says is hey, hey, yeah, he learned it and yeah, right. He left like his father at a birthday party. Yeah. Very good. Now, I just want to check how are you going to go with answering multiple choice questions. Do I need to run through each of the options for you sort of a second time after I present them

to get your answer? Oh, and yes, and you're doing, oh, on the one that maybe you think is correct. Oh, yeah. Okay and you're doing I'll want the one that maybe you think is correct. Oh, yeah, okay, right Yeah, that's fine now. I hope that's probably the best way I would say now starting the walls of this character I'm starting to crumble. I hope you have all been paying attention because the first question is about Andrew O'Keefe's personal life. Now, Andrew O'Keefe has an answer. How do we answer the question? Well, I'll give you the multiple, I'll give you the choices. Do you direct the question? I don't know how million

that works with this. This is for both people. This is for both people. I ask the question and then I will say I will throw to Tony soprano Tiny soprano for your answer Why don't you call me? Nothing nothing tiny. I think all you anything Could I just ask a quick question? Yeah, Tony who are you? Wolfy Wall Street. All right I will be Wall Street. Oh, we're now hearing what it's like for him to talk. We're going to his world.

Yeah, sure. Like Detective Pikachu. Yeah, you can, how did I have not seen that yet? I won't let wolves into the cinema. The only person that can hear Detective Pikachu is the protagonist and everyone else he is. And it's it, he and it sounds like a dead woman. He's saying. And to everyone else it sounds like a Japanese woman.

Right, right. Yes, sure, sure. So you guys can hear me, but I am a owing right now. I can't, I can't hear you. To me, you're a owing. To me, he sounds like Brian Reynolds. Oh, don't, to me. You're a wimp. To me, you sound like Daniel Reynolds. Yeah, you sound like Daniel. It's the, uh-oh, it's the gubbagul moment.

That's when you now understood me. Yes. My question is, you know how it's kind of, I would say a big defining characteristic of Tony Soprano is that even though he is fat, I don't know who that is. Oh, okay. Well, it's a character in the show. Oh, come on. I don't even do that. I don't know who that is. Oh, okay. Well, it's a character in the show.

Oh, my God. I'm telling you, that guy is. Do you have the sopranos in the tiny world? Yeah, my family. Oh, of course. I'm a soprano. Okay, so there's a character, right? It's very similar to you except he's about five foot tall.

Oh, I'm so scary. Yeah. Um, no tall. You could be. What's your finding factor of him for me is that he's a bigger guy, but he says other people are fat. Like he's like, you're so fat, you're so fat all the time. Do you do the same thing but with being tiny? Yes.

Ah, he's such a tiny person. He's so tiny, he's only two foot tall, fucking tiny person. Yes, that's what I do. There's a show, I think you should watch Tiny Soprano, a bad man called Tiny Soprano. I've got it on DVD. Really? Yeah, I've got it on DVD, it's called The Soprano's,

but my issue is that if I were to lend you the DVD, that would be like the size of a sombrero to you. I see that you would be the size of a sombrero. Yes, I worry that. And so I don't know how you would... So you could... I don't know if you have a DVD player... I don't know how big a DVD player would be to you and be like a building.

It would be... It's just a good idea for a song! Is this what? About tell size, a tiny guy who's a tiny man. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. He's consistent in his world in terms of their sides.

This is us having the idea now. Right now. Let's move away from this topic. So Tanya and Wolfie, the first question is about Andrew O'Keefe's personal life. Right. Andrew O'Keefe has an uncle. Is he a singer?

Why? Is he a singer? Is he a singer? Is he a singer? Rock and roll singer? Is he a singer? Is he a singer? No, is he a singer? Is he a singer? Is he no?

Is he a singer? Yes. Is he B, Brian Singer? Okay. Is he C, dead? Or is he D, still with us today? Okay. So, is he... I see.

I'm gonna have to phone a soprano. You're gonna have to phone a soprano? Yeah. Well, I got...well, the floor is yours. Okay. I'm gonna call my... one of the guys from down at Butterbeam. This guy knows all the answers to all them kinds of questions.

Okay. His name's Tony Patone. Oh Tony, I have answers. No. Hello. It's up. So this is Tony I'm on who wants to be a millionaire. I've got to go who what was the question?

Who is Andrew Who is Andrew? Oh, is Andrew okay? So yes, I'm I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. Has an uncle call me back. Wow. Well, so Andrew okay, has an uncle. You see, I guys, I've got to come clean. Yeah, I've been getting the answers from someone coffin in the crowd. Yeah, we have it. We've only asked the first one. No, and from someone coffin in the crowd. Yeah.

We haven't, we've only asked the first one. No one's... And you haven't given the answer yet. I've got a completely ridiculous, because that's my system. So you've exposed my system. No, you haven't. That's why that coffin meant. Hey, Wolfie, here's what I'm saying. I'm in cohorts with Andrew O'Keefe.

He's coughing me the answers. That's why I've already had a million dollars. Is he a singer? He Brian Singer. See, dead or they still with us today. Well, how can he be dead like this? Is he between sir? How can he be dead or alive?

Yeah, he's obviously one of them. How can he be dead in a life? Can I be dead? But what's he's doing? He's doing two answers. Do I have to get both answers right or if I get one of the right answers right do I how does this work let me translate I don't care I get no say what is that works tiny I got I got

I got an idea tiny this is how it works there's two right answers in there all I'm here and we both get a shot at the right end so if you get a right answer I get a right answer we come out yeah Yeah. Okay. Gabagoo. Gabagoo. And pasta fizzol. And pasta fizzol. That's what we say. Gabagoo and pasta fizzol.

Who says that? Wags. Oh, wags. Okay. I say he's dead. All right. And Wolfie says he's a singer. No, I haven he's dead. All right. And Wolfie says he's a singer. No, I haven't said that.

That's what Wolfie's saying right now. No, I'm not saying that. I'm just a fucking guy. Let me answer for myself. Okay. I don't know if he's a singer. But he can't hear what you're saying. No, he's right.

He's a Jew. Okay. Yeah. So, can you read me out?? He needs is for me to just that was my alarm all right well for for the end of the podcast I didn't realize the alarm was set all right to loud it's very embarrassing Andrew What I need you to do is read out the questions and then I'll I will with the correct one Are you gonna be able to understand that?

Yes. Is that clear enough? Yes. Ah, correct. I'm going to read out the answers and you're going to let me know which one you think is correct. Yes. It's A. It is A. Androok is...

I'm going to tell you A but by Owing at it. Okay. Androok's uncle was A, a singer. O. Do I need to go through the rest? No. Okay. But that's just how I communicate to you that it's A,

because you can't understand me. Right. I mean, I understood that. Yeah, no, so you understand these, but what I thought you didn't, so that's fair. You're just telling right now. So you don't understand any of this?

No. I understand. Can I get to Atthote? Tony, can I get you to translate for me, man? Tony. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. All of a sudden, all I'm hearing is, oh!

Well, this is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. We've switched. I have the Rosebud Stone. And Tony's soprano. Hang on. You're howling too. Oh my God.

The twist is, oh wait, wait a second, Tony, you're howling to me. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey everyone, this is Nooni Donner. So this week's podcast was a comment on... War. War. And what happens when two people fight

and the language that we portray? Ultimately war is the bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's pretty much the worst thing that two countries can do to each other. Sometimes one country does it to itself. Like in some countries have done that. It's called a civil war. Tom, just when we come in there and we break character, put some piano music under this if you could. Yeah, because this is, so we're not just doing jokes and gags.

We brought up. And that was actually a comment about civil war, but also normal war. Sometimes wars can be between more than one country. That's called a world war. But there's also wars that are waging between cats and dogs. That kind of war is not a world war. But there's also wars that are waging between cats and dogs. That kind of war is not a civil war and not a war with guns, but a war of words. And one where no shots

fired, there's no actual action taken by a war of words. That's right. But it's worth saying it is sometimes shots are fired between the the war between cats and dogs if a dog or a cat gets their hands or their paws on it. I don't want to get their paws on a gun. And if their tail is some cats or dogs are able to hold one gun with their tail and another gun with their two paws and those are called the super the super animals. I just want to say this is a comment on all different kinds of wars some wars are between like Two countries, but they don't fight each other They use other little countries to fight each other and that that's called the cold war and the war is the bad thing and That's yeah, and that's what

It's not good at all. It's not good at all. I just want to drill down on this. Just for super, super clarity, there's normal dogs who don't get the guns and cats who don't get the guns. Outside of that though, some cats and dogs get their paws on guns, but then there are the super animals who have the power to shoot with their tail. That is the spectrum of weaponry used by cats and dogs in the war for cats and dogs.

There's also a lot of confusion with cats and letters, people have written in letters and stuff, sort of mad at us for like, we're not afraid to go there. No. Like that's the big things, we're not afraid to go there like um when we um when we said that our last podcast was about war people like I'm not listening to your podcast anymore. Um stop getting political. Yeah, stop it I'm stopping talking about like War stop talking about war. That's what I'm saying to you, no, I'm saying that to you.

Stop talking about war. Well, I'm taking a stand in the sand. I'm drawing a line that is divine. And I'm saying, I'm going to keep talking about war. Sorry if it's a war. Wow, okay. Well, that's left to imprint on me. Well, that's a poem that I've written about war

and my ability to draw. Is that a poem? I was going to say and my ability to draw. Um, we do have a poem. I was gonna say though, that was another little poem. No, it was a little poem. Sometimes I talk in rhyme, it's not a crime. Uh, oh wow. I've written a poem, would you like to hear it? Yes.

Okay. I do not like war, particularly cat war, the dogs are in war. That was a high coup, I believe. Yes it was. It was a Japanese high coup. If you wanted it to be about a trickling river, but unfortunately it had to be about war. Well, it wasn't quite too bad. It wasn't quite how you can't choose what poems were going to write. You just need it wasn't a lot of shoes. Yeah, it wasn't a lot of shoes.

What problems were going to write? You just need to let them flow out of you. It's probably a good time to say if you want to donate to war, you can head to Aunty Donner's Patreon where you can donate for war. No, all the money goes towards activists who are against war. Yeah, really three really cool guys. Who will try and stop war? To the best of their ability. So, can I, can I own up? Do you guys think something? Can I own up to you a secret? Yeah. So I got a call from President George Bush. Secret. Yeah. So I got a call from President George Bush. Oh, what's this clown got to say? George Bush, he calls me up and he goes ring, ring, he rings up and I go, hey George, something.

And we say, hey, you want to go hang out, get some pizza? No, I don't hang with him. I said nothing. I think. No, thanks. Yeah, I'm not Alan. I'm not Alan to jam. Get. Get. You don't have to get fucked. Yeah. I lied though. And he and he. I just lied.

Well, that never happened. I don't know George Bush. But I would tell him. Well, I would say that to him too. I would say, I'd say to him, I'm not buying a picture of your cat. That's the first thing I'd say to him if he walked up to me.

Is he selling him on? Is he selling you on? No. Or you just saying that to him? If he walked up to me with a painting that he did of his cat, I'd say you, or you did, or you did. Get out of here.

I'd say you did, and I wouldn't be afraid to say it either. And if I saw Chris Clinton, I'd say you got sucked off. I'd say to him, say to his face that I care. Because, but that's just me and war. That's how I feel about war. I'm against it. I'm anti and I'll write home about it and I'll tell all my loved ones, and I'll let, you know, all my aunties and uncles know.

Can I just tell you guys something, just a separate note? Yeah. I love war. I love war. I'm more like that. War, Katie, and comedy in another country. You know what two countries, they don't agree on things and diplomatic techniques no longer work.

You know what I think they should do? What? War. Yeah. Have you heard about the war between the cats and dogs? Yeah, they use their little tails. But here's the trick, man. Here's the trick.

What? The little mouses. That's who you want to be in that war. Well, they're like the spies. They're the inglorious bastards of the war. trick what the little mouses that's who you want to be in that well they like despised they're the inglorious bastards of the war they just a little mousy go back and forth back and forth we'll miss too small for a gun too small for a gun not a part yeah big heart but they will they can get into the holes, they can get into your walls.

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