Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 205 -A Trip To Werribee Zoo PART 2

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Previously on the Anti-Donna podcast, it's probably best if you just go back and listen to the last podcast because I can't even begin to explain what's happening, but we join Mark. Probably something I should have done too. I could have the last one a week ago, I can't fully remember what happened, but here I am at where her beesoo! And I've got this fucking dead non-namunki, and I need to bring it back to life because it is, it could appear, it's this monkey has the vaccine.

It's the monkey is the only known organism that's been bit and didn't get infected. And so we need to try and make a big deal. This is new information. This is Mark has just decided this. I like the offer. Okay, great. You haven't missed an episode. I can listen to this. This is everyone. Don't worry. You haven't missed something. Mark has just decided this. Okay. You don't have that episode of season three of Arrested Development where they did a previously on as a joke about a missed episode and then you keep like going through the DVD trying

to find the episode you missed. Get out of my way people at the front of the where it be open range. I don't need to buy a ticket. My ticket is saving the earth That's all he wrote. That's fine. That's not your information. Okay. Um here I Here I am. I'm really I don't want to interrupt but I really feel it'd be great to be a ticket salesman getting mad at you about that But I don't think that's the best offer bang that ticket salesman getting mad at you about that, but I don't think that's the best offer. Bang! That ticket salesman is dead. You get out of my way.

I need to get to the lion cage because Sam and Sam have become lions and they're gonna save mine not in the monkey. So, it's your new information. No, so if we are lions, that is new information. No, just to be very clear, if you are listening to the other time, they didn't become Lions. They're playing the part of Lions

because of a Lion shortage. There's no Lions at the zoo. So the employees who are South African and name Sam are playing Lions. Bang, bang, bang, get out of my way. I don't have time to wait. I'm so sorry on behalf of Mark. We will, as an anti-donut group,

we will in the future ensure that all of our performers are fully up on the world canon before jumping in. We are sorry, that is a heartfelt apology from the anti-donut team. We did, I just want to make it for the record, we did have a conversation before this podcast to check in that everyone was on top of it. A small one, a very brief one. We did say he was, but I think we're good now. I think we're good.

Back, back, back. I can say it. All right. Here I am. So just for clarity, I'm the world of canon now. Broden and Zach are now dead. They're both dead, they worked at the open range zoo. Well Broden worked at the hot dogs stand, the sausage then, sizzle and sausages for guests.

You know who get a sizzle and sausage? You get a sizzle sausage and you could get some onions as well in a piece of wonder why Zach was working in the ticketing department. I walked in, they started questioning me about what I was doing here, why I was running, why I had a dead monkey on me. I can't take the time to explain myself right now. The fate of the world is in my hands, so I shut them dead. Bam, bam, bam, bam.

All right, here I am. I'm opening up the lion cage. Oh, god damn it, the doors locked. Oh, he's the king man. Thank you. Great, the the king man. Thank you. Oh great the doors unlocked. Sam, Sam. Mark.

Hello Mark. Hello Mark. And it isn't a little friend Mark. Hello Mark. Hello Mark. Oh you today. Oh Mark. Yeah guys I'm in a worry.

Are you today? Yeah I'm good. Are you good today? Mark are you good today? I'm fine. I didn't do any work on my accent before we started. It's great. Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Are you good today? Mark, are you good today? I'm fine. I didn't do any work on my accent before we started.

Mark, listen Mark. And Mark. Yes, listen. Did you say that we are in a Lion Cage Mark? Yes, yes, I'm in a Lion Cage. She said, don't tell the locals, but we are playing the Lion. This is why I've got the two. We're playing a play to round my face.

I know all about this. I know all about this. I know all about this. You came to you. You've visited me from the past. No, from the future. From the future. From the West. So you can really clear on it.

You think that message luck five minutes ago. It's a 10 minute trip from the search. Right. We sent it. There was a bit of an overlap. So by the time we were finishing our message to you, you were already getting the start of it. Does that make sense from a ton of travel perspective?

It does, it does, I'm sorry. I just started descending it back like five minutes. Okay. I'm a bit confused exactly on that. If you get it, it's all I need to me. Ratsam, it's very simple Sam. Right? We did this in 10 minutes.

We did the 10 minutes to the post. Ratsam, yes I know you've got a repubot. You're just saying, I'll say it every day in the due shower. It's not weird. You see that? And can I ask? It's not weird, Ratsam. No, I know you're coming at us because we shout together.

It's not weird. We wear our bod shorts, man. I don't care, that's fine. We wear bod shorts. because we shower together. It's not weird. We wear our board shorts. Mark. Okay, that's fine We're a board show. It's beautiful. It's beautiful on our ways. We've got two shower heads Mark It's not that easy. It's not you know, and our parents are back in South Africa for business There's two shower heads. We wear our billboard a bill of bone shorts not it's not weird mark He's at one end of the shower. I'm at the other. Do you go to the gym to get that kind of rippabud or is it just pretty natural?

Not natural. Natural. Natural. I don't. That's amazing. It's a gym in 20 years. I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I'm know, we have down to the park No, guess how many bulldogs we have we have 20 bulldogs what I was it you have believed that no I was gonna get you to say something like one or two Actually, we will just say that one or two right but the thing is right we only have four

It's just that they've had liquefy baby baby bulldogs, right called them puppies here. Yeah, you don't record them puppies You know to call baby dogs in South Africa. No. Robots. We call them robots, smile. All right. We call them robots. But he called them puppies.

So for clarity, we just call them baby dogs, so not. Baby dogs. So we had four bulldogs, so not. Two male, two female, and we got them to breed. because the bulldog to the boy bulldogs had big balls Rott and a bulls-man big balls He's balls on the bulldog and I said I said to Sam I said this bulldog Rott is a beautiful bulldog a prawn specimen Rott a prawn specimen and I thought to myself. It's got big balls. Paisa, our boy bulldogs are beautiful, right?

We spent all the as in dollars per bulldog. Do you understand this? Yes. Right, we went to a reputable breeder. Right. We went to a reputable breeder and we got a pure bread bulldog with the biggest balls we could find. And with the baby bulldogs I don't have big balls.

You have to guess which one is going to have the biggest balls and both of them are prawn specimens. Mark do you even know how a bulldog mates I mean I would I imagine you know how they reproduce I imagine you know how they do that. It's very similar to the human one. You know, I've got a penis in the vagina. You called me here. You called me here. You called me here. You called me here.

I'm here because I'm very confused about the time to rebel element. I understand this, Rod. I understand this. I'm a little bit confused myself. And we will get to this, Rod. We will get to the time to rebel element, Rod. We've got at least half an hour.

It's one of the... Before we get to that, Rod, I need to tell you about the process of breathing a pure bread bulldog Mark you understand a little bit why this is so important at the moment you're walking around Understand everything that's going on, but you don't want you understand how bulldog Braids mock yeah, huh is the thing rot you can spend you get the luck We spent what? What did we spend, Sam, on our bulldogs? I think around 4 to 10,000 per bulldog.

Yeah, but they're good bulldogs. Rod, they're very good. Say the first one, we only spent 4,000, because he didn't realize that this was like, this was like a show bulldog, Rod. This was a parade, huh? Oh, yeah. This is when you could braid with, right?

You need to Ricky had a bad gate about him? You know? He had to really get it. We had to kill him. We had to kill Ricky because of the gate. It was like, you can't braid with that because he could pass down the gate. You understand this?

Yes. So we had to put him down. Mark. OK. So then we went and we got another one. Right. And now we're like, oh, he's a bulldog. He can have him for $4,000.

And we said, I said the same. Didn't I, I said, could not talk to my brother for a month. Monkeys. I said, I just, I don't know that this bulldog. I don't know about him. And didn't we, we went outside, didn't we same?

Yeah, we went outside. And we pretended to be like, oh, don't care. I said it quite loudly. I said, I'm going to say this loudly, then we're going to whisper. I'm going to say, I don't care for the bulldog. You have to convince me and then I whisper to him. Mark, do you understand?

Yes, I say. That bulldog is worth at least $10,000. But all I can we can go in and undercut even the 4,000. Because that is a breeding bulldog. And if that bulldog has little baby bulldogs. God. Because we've got the two girls. Yeah. Little robots. That is a breeding bulldog. And if that bulldog has little baby bulldogs, because we've got the two girls, little robots. Little robots or puppies, baby bulldog, whatever you want

to call it, it doesn't matter. It is worth 10,000 a pop. That's 10,000 a pop for the bulldog. 10,000 a pop for the baby bulldog. You understand this, okay? Yes. So I said, let's pretend to be arguing. I don't want the bulldog, I'll say. You say, yes, for the baby bulldog. You understand this or what? Yes. So I said, let's pretend to be arguing. I don't want the bulldog, I'll say.

You'll say, yes, I have the bulldog. I want a bit bulldog, Rod. And I said, I don't even care, Rod. And then we'll go in, we'll offer $2,600, Rod. I thought that would be like the beginning of Lakaia, what do you call it, Sam? Agil. Agil. Agil. Rod. Agil. I have a little, what do you call it Sam? Like a... Hagel! Hagel! Hagel!

Right. Hageling. I thought I'd say, 2600, it'd say, 3800. And Sam, he goes to me. We can't, Hagel. 4000, it's such a deal, we don't want to lose it. What if there's another offer on the bulldog? You understand, right?

Can I get it? And this dog had the biggest balls you've ever seen, Mark. This was a puppy, right? This was a baby bulldog already the balls were like, were like golf balls. If fucking, I had to go, I said, at this, at this he's balls. And the guy said, yeah, that's his balls.

Now I said, because it looks like they're the biggest balls I've ever seen. We're talking like golf balls on a baby bulldog, right? Like on the puppy. Can you, for like context of scale, right? Do you understand this? Like the scale of that. I said to him, I said the same. I said if they lock golf balls, now they'll be like tennis balls, balls, right? And they are now. The full bulldog is like, you should mark. It's like two tennis balls hanging in a mate's sack, you know?

You should see my dogs balls. Ah Ah Mark, you would be locked. Those can't be balls. Surely you have put something in the bulldog's balls sack, like a tennis ball or something. Mark, you had to question about my ripper ball. Yes, he did rot. He did have the question about the ripper ball. What was it?

I just wanted to know if you do a lot of work on it in the gym or if it was just a matter of time. Oh, just like to the gym from Tom to Tom. Yeah, we go to I go to gym every day. But we just can just do some white you know, it's not like a big deal. What do I do? I walk around.

I'll see like someone trying out the gym like a fat person for the first time and I walk up in there. They're lifting. I say, Oh good job man. You're going to get there and I'll sort of give improvement or I say you should try lifting like try to lift within your gate You know I'll try and really help, bro. I'm a bit more of a prick at the gym, right? I'll just sort of look at them like what are you doing here? What do you have I used to be fed but now that I'm not I judge the other ones

You know, I just be like what are you doing at the gym? There are lots of people this is for me the fit man, bro I'll give them that look you know because I'm a bit of doing at the gym? There are lots of people. This is for me, the fitmen. Right? I'll give them that look, you know? Because I'm a bit of a prick lock bag. There's a lot of people, uh, we've come here to say lions. And they just, and they just, and they're just watching this. And they're just watching this.

And they're just watching this. And they're just watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this.

And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. And they're watching this. So from the distance at the fence that goes that is the main of a long We do it this for three weeks No Mark, we walk around going Ro! Man! Ro! Ro! Ro! And then you suddenly look at the alarm

And initially I didn't have a man I didn't have a man because I was playing like a young lion Right And like a, you know, like the lion just before he becomes the man Like a teenager lion Right? But everyone thought I was a lady long. Ha ha ha.

They didn't say my balls, so I'm wearing yellow tracksuit pants and a yellow shirt. Is that clear to you Mark? So what we've done is they did not have lines here. Yeah. So we said, don't belong to the zoo. So we said, we'll dress up as long. I said to my, who's the second in charge at the zoo? Steven, right?

Steven. I said, can I get a meeting with Greg? Is the top, right? Is the top of the zoo, but he's in charge of all the zoo. His last name is zoo. He's like Greg Zoo, right? That's what we call him anyway.

His actual name is Greg Zoo. Right. Like Zed, you, right? But we call him Greg Zoot. Because the word said to Zoot. Because he's locked the boss of the Zoot. It doesn't time the Zoot. The Zoot is a government organization.

So I can't time the Zoot. But he's locked the boss. He's got to. He answers to the, like, the board of the Zoot. Please help me with the bomb. And they're appointed by the bomb. Please help me with the monkey, please. Yeah, we're here with the bomb.

Please help me with the bomb. You know, we have to catch up. I'm insane. You've been locked forever. And they're appointed by the monkey place We have to get job I'm insane you for like forever That was past Listen mark all right you ready to listen Yes, the untrained are we are not telling, we are being silly, sothead, but more than anything we are not going on vengeance. We don't know what we're doing to the untrained eye. The eye of an untrained man, which is you, Mark, you don't understand. Here's Mark, there are known knowns, right? Then there are known unknowns, that's things we do not know.

So I'm saying, can I interrupt for just the moment? Absolutely not. The same. Bro, sorry, what's your name? My name is Sam, we are brothers. Right, we're both called Sam and we're from South Africa. Right, I've lost the accent in Tali. So what I have for you is a question, right?

From me? No, not for you, Mark. Mark, excuse us. Sorry, I'm mad. I'm going to get a stutter. I'm going to get a stutter. I mean, no, is this a question for me? I'm sorry, but there are only two same's here.

And maybe the man at the fence thinking, well, I'm not, but he's saying, I'm not, I couldn't know. What do you think his name is? I could be Tim. Could be Jorga, is? I could be Tim. Could be George Steven. It would be Mark for all you know, it could be Mark. I said the other day. I said it's very confusing that everyone has the same nine. That should just as soon as you get a nine, no one else can have it.

That's right. That's that's not enough. There's like eight billion people in the world. You'd need at least 8 billion names. That's true. But then you did the maths and it was hard. Yeah. You could have two half names like Pupu. You know, you'd have to call someone Pupu. Like genuinely you would have to call them Pupu. Because you'd get to 7 billion and it'd be like... Fuck, I guess I can't call someone Pupu.

You could hold off for a while. Well, let's try not to call someone poopy, but eventually the luck lets cross our fingers that the mark does and we get to acquire the name because that's how to work the system that we devised. He sat down, it was all sat today, sat down with butcher's paper, and we had the old system, we were going to pitch it to Greg Hunt. The politician Greg Hunt, rot my air, not dad, he's quite prominent, right? He's got prominent in the electorate of Greg Hunt. He's cut at Yachting, you know, and he knows Greg Hunt from the yacht. Yeah, brought. And we called him, we said, Dad,

we have an idea for like naming everyone in the world, like a system. Like he said, I'm not going to call Greg unless it is a well-worked dad system, boys. This is not going to be like, you got me to invest in that Apple idea. I'm not going to invest in your Apple idea again. You know, I lost a lot of money investing. A trusty-gy, boys.

You know, you said, I want to live in the worst day on the Mac and app. Right? This is what he said to us I'm not going to if you want me to talk to Greg if you want me to call Greg that's fine I'm bitch the idea if you said the social network mark. Yeah, we were going to be that mark We were going to be the like we're similar to the fuck Zuckerberg was two brothers though That was going to be us in that story similar to Wiggle Vos justglivos. Just, I just wanna- That's an even better comparison. I always thought like,

how I said to people, imagine two Mark Zuckerbergs. But, imagine two wealthy Mark Zuckerbergs. So, I said, imagine if Mark Zuckerberg started in the money, brought, and there was two of him,

he was brothers, and he ended up losing at the end because he got ripped off by a small like someone else with Tardir. He didn't realize that was part of the story of Mark Zuckerberg is the Winklevoss. Darkwood have just said we were like the Winklevoss or what? Because this is what happens. We had this brilliant Tardir.

The most brilliant Tardir. It was a nap when you just say, I'm in the mood for some food from the like area. Yeah. I'm in the mood for some food from the Lake L area. Yeah. I'm in the mood for some food. Lock, I'm in the mood for what's a food stop that you might take, same. Chicken. I didn't ask you. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. What is a food you might take, Mark? Lock. Yes, no, that's absolutely not the same. Lock. So if there was a food called Lock, what would luck pay do you think? What sort of food would luck pay?

I think it would be like a fish. If I was to be honest, if I was to say, what is luck? If I was a guest, I've always I'm not at peace with that red head bald man. You know the red head bald man on the ad quiz. On hard rock. But if I was on there,

it's tough because you're in this big rock. Yeah. And I was talking about Jai Berk rock. And I guess you know, it's top because Jan is Berg. And I was talking about Jay Berg. And he goes, you know, it's Jay. And then I'll get through that round. And I actually jumped in on a few other people's questions. I got 50. But the other person may be as 55. And in the general knowledge question.

And I have to come in, more or less, I'm going to lose. I'm going to go home and be middle of a ad quiz. I've going to go home and be middle of a bad quiz. I've got to look at the guy I'm in the middle of a bad quiz. That's very sad for South African. It's a very shameful, it would be very shameful, right? If you're someone who's hard quiz, you can't help Christmas. Your family will act like they do not know you.

You see them at the shopping center and they will say, my the father, my the father, they might even look down and walk past you. You'd be at the Christmas center and they were going to say, Mother Father, Mother Father! And they weren't even looked down and walked past you. You'd be at the Christmas dinner, right? And obviously now with the travel restrictions, you know, it's only the Christmas dinner with the relatives that came to Australia.

So it's only going to be like 40 or 50 people, right? Because you know, because the 20 South Africans that are still in South Africa can't come, right? We have a Christmas dinner in Perth. Look, and I have a beautiful in Perth, beautiful weather. You still have a... Shut off, you just stay in the middle of a... We have safer, the road.

We still have the road, but we just have some prawns, you know. You just have prawns, big ball of prawns. It's beautiful, man. Not prawns, like, from the movie District 9. No, we don't say them because they have brains and stuff. They're beautiful. Have you said District 9 more? I've said District 9. I've said it. I really like it.

They're profound. Very profound. So, we're at the beach at Christmas time, right? Yep. And you've got our family there. And they would say to you, they would say, what happened on our quiz We were watching and you'd have to explain to them you'd have to explain that I found you

I'm sorry Yeah, I don't ever Never do them Don't ever go on hard quiz unless you can get to the end You have to do that rot you have to say look. I'm sorry, I lost that quiz. I like that. And the family, Rod. You shamed us in front of the bald red headman. You know, it's everyone on television. Rod, everyone on television. Everyone on television. That's Rod Mark. I came in here with the undistinguished. So much urgency. Yeah, I know. you've got the dead monkey rot. Yes

You need to understand that there has been a problem in my In the recording app rot G-tlock out of character like there's been a problem in robineering a loud echo of my voice for the last lock minutes rot And I've I'm not even discussed that rot So you are going oh in world there is a dead monkey that's very selfish because I actually have a privileged man. I'm just I you brought me here you understand the issue Mark. Zach Ruin has a technical problem. Yes I understand. Is he having an echo of was that Mock actually be reflective in the record? Mock actually be a problem.

Mock, Mock, listen Mock, listen. You need to understand you walking around thinking you know everything Mock. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mock, Sam is played by a man called Zach Mock. Do you understand this, Rod? So I'm Mocko Zach. Rod is playing me.

He's an actor, he's a comedian, Rod. He's a comedic actor. Rod, do you understand this? Yes. Rod is a character actor, that's a chaotic sense, but he has to do work on the thread. I'm not saying by anyone. You're just a real sad. I'm the real deal. He's a sacred mob. He's a sacred. He's played boss someone, but he doesn't know that because he's a character I don't know that you think do you think Abraham Lincoln knows you know in the moment that he's actually Daniel, then you asked oh, then you die Lucy's good. Such a good actor Roth, so do you think then he knows do you think the car lock? I mean then you die. No, Lewis knows that he's Daniel

Die lose. Yeah, right and Lewis knows that he's Daniel, they lose. Yeah. Rod. And he knows that he is playing a part. But do you think the character he's playing knows that he's being played by Daniel? I don't, I don't know that. Rod, so Rod now, Broden, who is playing Sam knows, he knows that he is Broden. In what? But I don't. That you understand clear.

But Sam doesn't know that. Do you understand a lot? Okay. Does that make sense to you, Rod? Yes. So, not a ravas know this. No, not a ravas know that we've been played by Brydon and Sam.

What about me? Well, you have been played by Mark. You're playing yourself, Rod. But Mark, Rod now is at his eye on zoom doing a podcast, Rod. But Mark, but you don't know that. Do you think you're in where to be? Yeah, and I had to say.

Does this make sense to you, Mark? A little bit. Does this make sense, Rod? Anyway, there was an echo in my head. An echo of my own voice, and I did not even address it. Right. I just turned off the feedback

and now I'm doing it without the feedback of my voice Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who are you? It's you. Yeah, what's going on? Who am I right now? Yeah, are you sure am I? Are you sick? Rot, yes, I understand the question rot. Is what's going to happen? Okay? Is what's going to happen? I am going to pause this for a second I'm going to stop my record And I'm going to give it a clap and then I'm going to see if there is this echo

Is it still the echo, but that's fine. Whatever. What's the difference? Five more minutes and we can figure it out I would just figuring it out later What's going on? Oh a time for tomorrow. Oh Who is that? It's done for the guys. It's me. It's Mark. I'm from the future Oh, that's very cool. You worked out. Well, you guys told me you guys tell me right after this conversation How to make time travel possible. It's incredible isn't it Mark?

It's not possible. What kind of Tom Traveller you're doing? Are you doing a Tom Traveller like the bisexual or are you doing it like back to the future with Martin McFlaur? It's like the one the Bruce Wittler does. Because Mark's movie is back to the future Mark. Oh really? It's a very good movie more. It's not that bad. the future, Mark. Oh really? It's a very good movie, Mark.

He's mad at me, Rod. I didn't want to talk about... We were talking about the time travel before. I don't know if you remember that. I guess you would because you're from the future. You have the same memories. Yes, Rod. So what happens?

I have an urgent message. I have to write you out books. All right. And you get to the message after we explain it to you. Okay. You're very rude. He's a very rude. Mark, listen, we're in the middle of talking to you in this present time mock. Yeah, I know.

The most you can do is listen and wait for a moment to come. I can't. I can't use that. You said to me, oh my god, learn this time travel thing, come back to us and tell us your urgent message. That's what you say. We're going to tell you that. You said that.

You're assuming? Just because it's in my head already. I was already thinking we need to tell him to come back and give us a message. I was thinking that, Rod. I said, when we get to the point I'll tell him, you know, that monkey's dead. I guess it's in the back.

We have a marmos. I guess it's in the back. I got to listen more. What? Just because you've learned how to travel through time does not mean that you can transcend manners. And manners are most important, Mark. You have please please.

Please. Well, I'm at the end of my tether with you boys. I swear I got. I understand this, Mark. But you have to understand that we're not that de-end of the tether with you. Mark is. I don't know where we're going to be in the now's time. Mark. I'm going to try to have a look back. Mark, listen, Mark. You might that de-end of the tether with you. Mark, no way we're going to be in a n' hours' time.

Mark. When you try to ever back. Mark, listen, Mark. You might be at the end of your tether, but do you know why that is, Mark? Why? You haven't spent a day in South Africa. Oh, God. It's not a walk.

It's not a walk. Mark. It is not a walk in the park, Mark. Oh, Mark. The bite is not a walk in the park, Mark. Mark. No way the top-treasure works Mark yeah, he's basically rot. Wait, no, don't tell me now. I know how it works I'll tell you now that this mark problem, but you're not

Doing it right now, but the only reason that you know is because you are the Explaining it to the future mark. So if we don't tell you now are the sex blinding it to the future mark So if we don't tell you now you won't know. I have the future mark Who are you then? me? I'm second fuse rock now. I don't say I'm listen. Sam Mark. Yeah, listen Mark and Sam you listen at the moment We've got two marks and two same. Yeah, but when they got one same and you are your own Oh, you're also same, but I'm too same

But to mark them mark is the same if you were to prick their blood and check their DNA They would be the same person But you're not to have different But that is slightly only slightly different DNA only the littlest bit of difference, rather than different DNA. A little different soup. Your DNA, your DNA would be a little bit different to my DNA. But more than that. I am a minister, I am from the onions.

I've been a minister. But maybe I have one and an half onions, and maybe you have one and a half onions, and you have one onion, right? It's very clear, you're different from the same recipe, and me, the same recipe, right? You may like come, but is the thing, Mark, you're actually from a parallel dimension, parallel, explain that. You're from a parallel dimension.

No. You're from the future parallel dimension, actually we from a parallel dimension. No, you're from the future parallel dimensional actually we are a different dimension to you Rod. Do you understand this? When you travel back you create a split in the space time, continue. Oh, so this is like you understand this is this like endgame? Well endgame Rod and also this is the back to the future. You are asking about what it is. It's the back to the future. You told me this was the looper style of time travel. Where if I cut off your arm? No, the looper. I don't get to start it. Then it'll fade away. He told me that that's the end of work. It tells it is. Just say we are not the fan of looper.

Looper does not make any sense, Mark. It just doesn't actually work. Because if you lost your arm when you were a kid, if you were to come back and chop off your arm, it doesn't actually work. You lost your arm when you were a kid, Rod. If you were to come back and chop up your arm, it doesn't fade away. You never had the arm. Rod, the only ones that work. But the same, you understand that also happens it back to the future. Rod, I know, but it's fun. Why is it fun, Rod? I'm talking more back to the future pot too. We've already started to really clarify what they were saying in pot too. But that doesn't change the point that in the first one Marko Jeff Fox is playing guitar. He's playing guitar under the seed dance. That's what it's like.

It doesn't happen on that. He's playing under the seed dance. He's at the under the seed dance ands. And his hand starts to disappear Mark. Mark, it's a ridiculous rock. So we're going to say, scratch your absurdity, Rotmark. We have this scratch part one from the record. It's really like, I'm going to go on. I got one, I'll explain it to you, Mark.

Karat, Pumop, say what you have to do, Mark. You just just I just shut up what's wrong mark? are you a little bit confused? I think you've so the monkey is officially dead the monkey is fully dead

oh you know say that is not a lot no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Are we going to end this story with that clarity of the tone to level law of this two part or maybe even three part podcasts? Three part? Are we going to do that? Because it is a very complicated system, Rod. And I don't want people walking away, you know, the nerds, if they're listening, that guy doesn't work. I'm even worse than that, Rod. I don't mind the nerds that go or it doesn't work. Even worse than that mark is the nerds that think it does work because they're stupid nerds. Okay. Do you know about stupid nerds mark? Yeah. Yeah. Right because we're actually smart. Right, we're actually smart.

We went to TAFE. We went to TAFE. Look, we went to a private school, so there was accusations of spoon fading because even stupid people get good grades at private school. This is too much! Stupid people get good grades! Absolutely! At those schools, you got, it's the one guaranteed you said to chant a single gender private school, is then come up with better relationships to the other gender and a good grade even if they're stupid. That's why you pay the good money. They don't teach you how to learn it private school. They teach you how to get to go great and then you struggle at university or in the workplace if you are stupid. If you're clever, I am clever already. I am clever. We are actually clever. We are a prank. We are actually clever. What's this? What's this?

I'm gonna break this monkey's neck. I swear to God. No, I can't. Shut up. It's got to be hard. No. No, it's killing the monkey. No, no, no, no. Shut up. Sam, do you know what test to happen now that the monkey is dead?

Oh, no. We have to send him off back. Mark, listen, you have to go back. I just want to go home. You have to go home. I just want to go home. I have to go home. I have to kill the monkey. It's up to you it's up to you to save non-an-an-ah

Auntie Donna will return next week Red Mark saves non-an-an-ah God damn it all right this is very exciting this is going to be great next week. Mark, can you imagine next week what's going to happen? I have to imagine what's going to happen this week. Because he's a thing, because the tone forever, it's a parallel dimension situation, which we will go into next week.

We do have to explain that, but actually you can change the power. You could go back and make it different. It's going to be a great deal, Mark. Where are you going to go back to? Don't go back to South Africa. That's not a long walk. I'll probably I'll probably go.

No, what's there? No, what are you going to go back to? There's a slot delay in the zoom, but that's only a problem for second broken in. In mom. They slot delay in the zoom. Yeah, and for me, I don don't know zoom you're talking about. I'm just standing at where to be zoo with you.

What's happening? Because I'm me in this world. I don't have the clarification. No, but you're still marking the where to be zoo. You're not marking zoom doing a part of the mosque. Did you read? Mark, did you read an active repair bar constant in Stenyslowski's?

I did, I did recognize it. You play yourself in an infinite variety of circumstances, Mark. Right. Right, so right now, Zac is playing himself, but if he was born in a wealthy South African family, they'd move to Perth when he was 10 and then he went to a good single gender school with his brother. He got a good result. He went to university for a term, dropped out, started an app business with his brother. He got a good result. He went to university for

a term, dropped out, started an app business with his brother and then went to tape to learn business. He's a lawyer as well, he's a lawyer. Well, he's a lawyer. He's a lawyer, you know? He went back. Yes. I'll just mark, but you went instead of doing a podcast, you went to where to be and you tried to talk to some South African men who are in a lawn cage So you just got on a bicycle so even though you are mocked and even though we are Sims, okay? None of us ever delay in the zoo. No Well, we're not on the zoo. Some reason I'm talking after second after all of you and Interrupting you after you've started because I don't know when you've started

Oh no, it's maybe it's like a space storm issue because of all the storm travel I'm gonna go that may be the excuse. I don't know potentially. I'm gonna go get a sizzling sausage I'll eat the review won't one Well, but first you need to go back To the future. Roti, do you have to do that? Okay, and that's a really good luck jumping off for luck, the end of the podcast, and I would like let you do that,

but I'd really love a sausage. All right. I'd love onions, but I can't have bread, Roti. That's okay. We can get it. I can put it in a lettuce leaf, it's like the low carb option. I was talking to my friend, like he's jackwrote, he's done a lot of competitions, you understand, like they're like,

even does steroids sometimes. Oh really? We don't talk about it, but he does do stuff, it's clear. It's clear he does stuff. It seems like just going to the gym just a little bit, like he was saying they just went to the gym a little bit and he's got that kind of bud Not my brother. He's saying doesn't do steroids. Oh, we just got to the gym. We work hard. Okay, we did the kite

He's got a jet. I'm talking about you know, you know the big one. What's his name again? The rock? Oh Yes, now he's big eat it definitely the road all said that all the time anyway I want this sausage with semanain and the little bit of tomato sauce but no bread just having to roll into the into the neck oh my god what sausages this sold out oh no, you have to go back! No! No! You have to go back to get a saucy! I don't make me go back in time! I did not who will continue next week! This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates.

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