Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 212 - Marky's Big Movie Video Game Adventure Part 3

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Ah, now we cut back to... That's a cutting point, I think. Yeah. Now we cut back to... Oh, can we do the scene with the... Can we do the scene with the parents?
Starting point is 00:00:19 The Colonel Poole, where we kill him unnecessarily. Yes. We've already done that, haven't we? No, we didn't. You did interrupt that. Excuse me? So you didn't interrupt that? We didn't kill Colonel Poo.
Starting point is 00:00:33 So what happened was Colonel Poo didn't die in that scene. He was captured. We were going to bring him back. And then the big bad was going to kill him. All right. Let's just quickly do that. My solicitor's gonna have a field day with all of this. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Who's gonna have a field day? My solicitor, that's all I'm saying. Okay, that's all I'm saying. That's fair, that's fair, bro. I'm bringing ideas, I'm bringing energy. Sorry, continue with the scene. King, do you can make the guy that brings him? I don't wanna.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'll bring myself. I got that one, you can't. King, scroll, you'll never get away with this. You made the guy that brings him. I don't wanna. I'll bring myself. I don't wanna. You can't. Kigs grow, you'll never get away with this. Oh, yes I will. Wait, what was King Scrow's accent? I'm so sorry guys.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Is it Scrow or Scrow? It's just evil villain. Scrow. Yes, yes. You'll never get away with this. Ha ha ha ha. Well, here's the thing. I get away with this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or brother, you were the last person, sort of, eligible, eligible, is that the word?
Starting point is 00:01:53 Next in line for the throne, is that what you're trying to say? You're the last person in line for the throne, but now you're my prisoner. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You'll never get away with this. Yeah, and can you say something about how I'm not allowed to kill you because of the rules of the land or something? You'll never get away with this, but you can't kill me because of the laws of the land.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Oh, I can't kill you, but maybe my dogs can. No! I feel like it's important now we cut back to... He's dead. Absolutely. He's dead. It was just to demonstrate my unnecessary cruelty. But maybe this is the end of the episode. Maybe now the end of the episode, like now it's over to begin next week. Now it's to be continued.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So Tom, don't cut there, cut here. To be continued. What? Oh, in terms of the end of, right. This episode to be continued, it's a through partathuru Part 2. Part 3. Well, call it, call it 300 pieces.
Starting point is 00:03:10 There's a Thuru Part 2. Absolutely, 100%. Let's do that. 300 pieces of this part two, Colin Zathuru. No, Zathuru Part two, Colin, 300 pieces. Part one. Part one.
Starting point is 00:03:27 So what's the next episode called? The first one is called Zathuru, part one, 300 pieces. No. That's the second episode. I thought this second episode would be called Zathuru, part two, 300 pieces, part one. Broden, are you gonna say anything here?
Starting point is 00:03:48 I'm gonna fill down and... Yeah, but have you followed this shit from Mark? Excuse me? I have no fucking idea what's going on here, you know? If you don't have any idea where fuck? I have no fucking idea It's a director apparently Yeah, yeah and the drama Turk and the writer I think the whole thing just called 300 pieces so the whole thing is 300 pieces
Starting point is 00:04:18 And we can have subtitles. Yeah, that's gonna be weird for the first episode that I'm just, so that's gonna be weird for the first episode. That I'm just gonna say that's gonna be weird. Satisfying. 300 pieces, part one, Zathur, and you go, why was it called that? You listen to episode two, and that's 300 pieces, part two, 300 pieces. Okay, we could give it a snappier title. It could be 300 pieces, part two,
Starting point is 00:04:41 like kingdom of the sc Scroo, or like Deadly. Let's go to Scroo. It's just man like Yeah, we can get the characters name. All I'm asking is we get clarity on the on the numbering structure Like we've given Tom a lot of options. It's all even Tom heapser heaps of ideas. Let's let Tom decide Okay, okay, let's bring that let's bring this and bring it home with the beautiful end to the trilogy in the way that the Matrix did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I do have a proposal though, we split the third one into like Harry Potter. Oh God. I will see, Zach. Zach, we'll see. I actually don't want to do that. That was a gag. I was hoping you'd cut that down.
Starting point is 00:05:23 That was a gag. I don't want to do that. That was a gag. I was hoping you'd cut that down. Just, that was a gag. I don't want to do that. I'm done. Okay. We cut back to Mark. So we're not ending? That was the ending. This is the start of the new episode.
Starting point is 00:05:37 This is the start of the new episode. This is the start. And, okay, let me start again. And pool was destroyed. Meanwhile, Mark was back at the start of the game. Oh, pool, so I'm so pooled. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Pool, my pool died.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I don't know. He, but then he was, wasn't there, he got captured. So I think he's still alive. Yeah. No, you think he's dead? You saw him die. But then why did he survive? And then he's still alive. Yeah, and I'm, no, you think he's dead. You saw him die. But then why did he survive and then he got killed again? To demonstrate.
Starting point is 00:06:09 To demonstrate King's Scro's being, like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, it's Sonic, the hedgehog. Hello? Hey, Sonic. What are you doing here? Am I in some sort of video game? Um, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I don't. I don't. And who's your, all right, so I shut up. It's not a video game to me, you know? Right, yeah, this is just normal life. You're not aware? No. You're not self-aware.
Starting point is 00:06:44 And who's your sassy little kind of rac kind of raccoon golemish like friends? Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you, for a couple of squirrel points. Heh. Larry, Larry Bobkins is the name. I live around these wastelands. So you're literally just doing the Rekoon character from... He said it. There's no golem. Sorry to laugh.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It's a last podcast you said you developed a character. So to the same purpose is the Rekoon character from Guardians of the Galaxy. But you're actually just doing a�kiriko character. To be fair, he said it had a New York accent. So this is kinda what I was expecting. That's fine, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Like. Ah! Ah! No, it's fine. Can we just make it rocket? Should we just make it rocket? My name is Larry Bubkins. Great! And he is a raccoon.
Starting point is 00:07:47 He's a raccoon. He's just, he's a raccoon. I'm not a raccoon. I'm not a raccoon. That was you that said that, but what are you? It's like a weasel. Oh, that's it. Alright.
Starting point is 00:07:57 And I'm very similar. Are you a big weasel or like? No, I'm a little weasel. I love big guns. It's very similar. Which Sonic am I? a little Weasel. I love big guns. It's very similar. Which Sonic am I? You're the original Sonic.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Like the computer game Sonic. What other, oh the TV you mean the movie Sonic? No, we're gonna be Mario. Can I be Mario? Can you be Mario riding Sonic? I don't know, I just wanna be Mario. Okay. It's me be Mario. Okay. It's a me, Mario.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Mario, have you met Larry Bupkins? It, yes, I'm a Mario. All right. I'm Larry. I didn't tell you, Pap. Well, you're not technically a plumber anymore, I think. Man, let me take care of this. Hey Mario Why don't you take some of these and scream?
Starting point is 00:08:49 He gives them some berries I Have to go on a hero's journey. I have to go on a hero's journey or Zach's gonna be really upset at me. So, no, Mark. That was the old Zach. This is the new Zach. I'm rolling with it, man. Well, he is my... He is where I'm at Mario and Larry. Hey, I had an idea. Why don't I show you to the castle with my friend Mario? All three of us could go was a family. Guys, I just want to say one thing really quickly out of character. Yeah. I was I was too controlling. I was trying too hard to give this a heroes journey. You're all right.
Starting point is 00:09:43 I trying too hard to give this a hero's journey. You're all right. I need to chill out. So this is the music. Alright, go on rocket. What we say? No, I'm not rocket. I am not rocket. I am not rocket. Yeah. Okay. I am not rocket. I am Larry Bumpkins, the weasel. And I'm a Mario! And I'm Mark! Alright, so I've been sucked into the video game. I got precious at home, I've got bullies. Mark, Mark, listen, you get my marios trying to tell his story! I know he's a plumber. He fixes the pipe! I know he fixes the pipe!
Starting point is 00:10:20 I know he fixes the pipe! I'm a video- I'm a nerd! I know he fixes the pipe! And then my story is, I'm in the Mario from the video game, but with the backstory of Mario from the movie, I fix the pipe. But if he finishes every sentence
Starting point is 00:10:42 with I fix the pipe. My brother, my brother, But if he finishes every sentence with I fix on the pipe Oh, we're going as a family. We're going together, it's our best. I just feel like I just feel like I'm gonna end up kicking you both in the balls. I've got this big feeling that it's gonna happen. Hey, why don't we take my racket ship that I stole for some scrap metal in it out of space. I thought the whole thing. Hey, look at it. It's a wooden beam.
Starting point is 00:11:32 My name is Larry Bumpkins. Mac, we have in the barns. We don't have balls. You literally used. I put it in the spot. I really know how we're kinda ass. You literally can't get rid of us because you can't get into the balls.
Starting point is 00:11:50 God damn it. We have an end base. This is what happens. But you're recording three podcasts in a row. Now, why don't we get in my intergalactic spaceship? Wait a minute. I need someone to navigate. What'd you say? Wait a minute. I need someone to navigate for a few seconds. Wait a sec.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I just need clarity. Cause we've done this all in a row. I'll be in the third podcast. Yeah. Alright, I didn't know that. What the fuck? What the fuck? Now we've got to depart.
Starting point is 00:12:19 To the rocket ship. I've blocked it too much. Let's get to the rocket. Now I need one of you guys to navigate the ship. I can't get in the ship but first I get to do this for I'm going to get in the campervan. What's hair secret? It's Mario. It's Mario. It's hair secret. This is happy you think it's just a platform, but if you press then, I can tell you
Starting point is 00:12:58 turn the grrrr. Okay. All right. I'm... I'm... Because I have just realized Mario, I need to speak, I need to be out of speak Because I've just...
Starting point is 00:13:15 Professor Goons, you bit pop Go into the font, go into the font Do everything you need to do. Kill the goombas. I'm safe princess. You don't get goombas. I can't be a princess. Guys, it's a new Zach. I can't.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I can't. I can't ever see a goomba. I'm a death and women. I need to be clear. At some point, you both realized we're doing a third podcast I did not I thought this was sort of like the tapering end to the second podcast no we're at this and I'm very happy to let it Peter out and be stupid and weird but now that I've realized we're in the third podcast we
Starting point is 00:14:04 need some action we need that's why need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need used to it but we need old Zach I'm pretty sure that Zach is gone now and he is more Mario than Zach I can do I can bring him back I can bring him back just give me a chance let's do me let's see what the happen all I need all I need is the head of shut up all I need is the head of a gumba and And the scrap metal of a ship made by Oh, I got some scrap metal I stole from fear NOS. I mix it together in a big pot using all my video game skills I bring I summon you old Zach to come back from the dead Tim
Starting point is 00:15:22 Oh the Zach left that building. And now all you have there is everything you thought you wanted. You, you, Mark, didn't think you needed the hero's gen. But now you've got the rocket record. My name is Larry Bumpkins. And then a Mario who has all the copper coins and could everyone in his world. It's up to you now Mark to do the hero story. You've got to drive the narrative. All right. Mark, listen to me. I just believe in a word of pipes and princesses. A word of gumbas and tards. They sent me, if you want the capricades, you need that to kill the gumbas. What I realized these, if I wanted all of the coins,
Starting point is 00:16:30 I had to kill them all. I'm a Mario map. I go down the path and I killed everyone, the peach lady, the tomb, the gumbas. This is definitely my all-is-lost moment. I have all of this. Okay, you can be whatever the fuck you want it to be. Because let me tell you something,
Starting point is 00:16:54 all sense of clarity and sanity has gone. I have all this fucking lost. Hey, you guys want to go on this elevator with me? Let's go into anything you want Because I have all left the money and none of the concerns Mario's take Mario's taking a bit of a weird turn He's gone straight It's gone straight. It's gone straight.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I'm a Mario. I'm going to the path and they come out with all their coins. What happened to Sonic? Mark, this would not have happened to Sonic. Mark, listen, we only have about 15 minutes left to finish the arc. If we don't finish it in 15 minutes, Mark, there's going to be a fourth episode that has to be recorded. What do I have to do?
Starting point is 00:17:50 Get to the castle. Get the jewels. Get them a coffin. You've got to learn a lesson. You've got to meet a girl that you love or a guy and then you've got to come back and teach everyone in the real world a lesson. I have a different type of puzzle. Are you into here? Too bad, you hear?
Starting point is 00:18:10 You could do the hero's journey. Oh, we could do our first 40 minutes of a cycle or first hour and a half of an all-country for our own men. You think you're following you? It turns out this is the story of a Mario. We have, you talk about anything to go on the heroes journey. We are the Lama Saka, and then we see in the next scene you are both dead. And you can choose to leave a die, it's up to you.
Starting point is 00:18:41 We then are able to get rid of everything. Everything, everything, everything. That's right, Mark. We then have able to get rid of everything again. Everything. Everything again. That's right, Mark. I was always like, all along. I was the twist. I have decided that we are doing the deep blue sea, the psycho, the no country for old
Starting point is 00:19:01 men. We're doing this country for old people. We're doing this country for old people. We're doing this country for old people. We're doing this country for old people. We're doing this country for old men. We're doing this country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men.
Starting point is 00:19:14 We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. We're in our country for old men. And then we say that Larry Bumpkins and Mark have been shot in the fucking head and are dead. Well, it seems like we got two dead bodies and a safe with all the Cooper coins removed. This looks like it was Mario. Oh God, Debbett, He's a monster well
Starting point is 00:19:45 I'm just to come just the country share Well, I'm not sure you know the share. It's for God. Oh God. It's Mario Quick shoot him in the legs He killed me he's killed me I got chat. Oh, oh Jimmy Oh Jimmy why do you have to die? You are your god. We fight too wide. We come back to the landscape. The landscape, the vector, greed image landscape of this video game world. One that we thought initially was a world of fun and play. A hero's journey for Mark, but we see now is a desolate wasteland of destruction and despair. A figure over the hill steps over. It is Marioio but not the mario we thought this is a murderer on his way to the castle
Starting point is 00:20:47 I'm a mario I got to the castle I don't know you've done a lot of you've done a lot of bad things mario now we're now you're gonna face your way we cut to white? We cut back. Whatever character Mark was about to play has been aided by Bari. I wish they should have gagged him. I did not want to be king of this land. I wanted to do what I did to it. What I did to the Mario land, the Sonic Land, all of the lands. I wanted to be removed of all characters, so I... So what we're establishing here is Mario goes from land to land, he kills everything all that it was, takes all of its coupakons and travels to the next. What do you think of that boys?
Starting point is 00:21:55 I love it. Yeah it's good. My question is, does he go now to earth, kill the bullies and the parents? I had in my head that there's some sort of matrix architect scene where maybe may be Mark then wakes up. Do it, just do it, just do it. You're right. Oh, we catch a lot of marketing. We catch a white. We catch a white. The, we prepare. The architect and Mark are dead.
Starting point is 00:22:22 But then Mario stands a conqueror of all greater games. He looks over the world and laughs But then Mark wakes up in his bed. Oh Wow, it was all a dream. My parents aren't, no, my parents are mad at me. But the bullies, the bullies are gonna kill me. But I didn't fall into that video game. What I've realized on my journey, my crazy journey, is that it's about, it's not about bullies going to kill you or your parents being upset at you,
Starting point is 00:23:05 but it's about meeting fun video game characters and seeing what they're like in real life if they were real people, or they would be like personified. And that's really, that's the meaning I'm a big nerd. And so for me, I went on the journey of a lifetime Can I throw something out? I was just I was feeling time until Mario ate me
Starting point is 00:23:31 Right, that's what I was gonna put so what I was gonna throw out there right is go on your journey Confront the bullies confront your parents, right? Yeah, it was all a dream Then you go to put a game into the console and you open it up and it's a land with no characters You put in another game a land with no characters you put in another game a land when they're characters and you go wait What's this and then you see Mario? Cut to black that's the end What do you think about I think that's pretty cool? Well now you've done it. Oh, it's like there's no point doing that. It's explained in such great detail.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I don't see why we would actually have to do it. It feels like a fitting end. Well, okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy to wrap on that. Yeah. Well, at least we're back in the real world now. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Cool. So that was fun. That was a great little exercise in improv. I think it's good. Yeah, I think there's things we need to talk about. I think there's some stuff we need to discuss just internally. Okay. Yeah, what? Oh, just, you know, certain people... Just, just certain people. I'm not pointing fingers, but just, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:44 there are a couple of times when I felt like the story was being steered in a specific direction, just a few instances of that. I would agree. And I would say it's probably best to note that mark. And I'm glad you've addressed it, that that's a problem for you. And maybe it's about going back in the future and saying, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, I think that it was a shame that you did that, but I'm really grateful that you've admitted it to us.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Okay, I wasn't pointing fingers, but yeah, and I keep going. I'm really glad that you've admitted that because it was a shame because I think we had a really good thing going with this whole Mario twist. I really liked it and it is a shame that you did steer it away from that. Mark, what are you reckon about bringing back Mario to close us out with a song? I reckon that would be wonderful. Great.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Alright. To close out this week's, how long has this episode been going for? Oh, I don't know. We've been recording for an hour and 35 minutes I think this one is still under I think this one still is like needs 10 minutes left. I'm I'm excited To see where it turned into the third episode When we said it's it's the third episode I't hear that. You were too immersed in your character. You were so, I guess that's what it was. It was really, really strong, man.
Starting point is 00:26:10 So we have wrapped up the story. Haven't we with that Mario twist? I do like it. Well, what you explained out seemed really nice, but we haven't done it. It's not what it's like. Do you know what it is? It's not, do you know what it is? Spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Seven psychopaths. psycho paths where you explain out the burning Buddha. Yeah, yeah, I love a twist like that. I really do. As I was saying, I was like, this is much better than a hero's journey. Brickback, Marie, I want to ask Maria some questions very quickly. Yeah, I think we have wrapped up that three episode arc in a very satisfying way. I think the fans are going to be wrapped with that. So I'll go get Mario and let's just have a chat, keep it informal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Let's once say with our guest on the post three episode narrative in depth interview, he you know him from the Nintendo world. You know him from Mario Party. Mario Kart. Mark help me out here. You know him as the decimator of all video game characters. It is the one and only Mario Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. I said it pop. Mario, thank you for coming on. Tell us about it.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Are you while you're winking? I'm a nutter winking. I have, and I have a wikinder in my face. Mark, I mean Mario. I want to talk about your involvement in the storytelling of these three episodes. What drives you to tell stories? I'm a ma, I fix it a pop. Yeah, so I guess what he's saying is he fixes pipes.
Starting point is 00:27:59 And that is fascinating. I've got it in the out of pipes. Sorry go. Let the tell you a story. I used to be a little man. I worked in the Brooklyn, I fixed in the pipes. I only do a union jobs. I was a play the Bob Bob skins and my brother was a play the man from Moulin Rouge. Now, I tell you this much, because that is not the life I remember.
Starting point is 00:28:29 There are so many versions of my life, so many different parts. I wake up from a dream, and I don't know which is real and which is a different. This is the thing you must understand. I am all marios and no marios. One thing I know for sure, I want to the coup a coin and not going to the pub. And your brother is Luigi, I believe. He is Luigi, a man of green. He does not like that he is the supporting player not just in the story but in our lives. Luigi is my younger brother, a bitter man. He drives the go-kart but it does not go into the pub. It does not get to the princess' peaches. He does not know.
Starting point is 00:29:25 For I am Mario. Do you understand what I tell you? There is many marios that you have known. Bababskins, digital Mario 3D in a cart, little pixel Mario. These marios have stories that are different. But I do not know what is my story and which is the truth.
Starting point is 00:29:47 I do not know which is the dream from which I wake and which is the world from which I wake to. I am all marios, but I am conflicted. And often in your stories you say the Princess Peach. Princess Peach is a little lady, she's kidnapped back in Kripa. She is a dear little dearly loved friend of mine. But I do not love her, like she loves me. I love money, a coup d'acorn.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I have a woman, I love me, I love money, a Cooper corn. I have a woman, I love, she's helpless in the world of men that kidnap and trade her like a simple object. She does not know a life other than being in my ma gafflin. She knows nothing but pain. And here is the cruelest taste. She gets a kidna back in Cooper not because he love her, but because he hates me. And the man, the one man who is supposed to love her, me and Mario, will go an diversion
Starting point is 00:30:59 to go into the pipe to collect the Cooper coin. Cooper coin collecting is for your free time. Not for when there is a woman you love in danger. I suspect I do not love her. But again, I have a such a glusa grassbomb reality. This princess pitch is even exist. Perhaps we will never know. And this is here your best friend is a little mushroom called Toad.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Toad? Toad is just a little figure in my life initially. And nothing of you. Do you all have friends like the friend I have toad? A man who you meet from time to time, you know of only in the way they relate to you. Perhaps it is a co-work, a religious figure,
Starting point is 00:31:55 perhaps a parent or a distant relative, a figure in your life that you think of purely as a supporting player. This was dirt to me. Then I was asked to compete in a series of tournaments, ones where we were riding the go kart around the roads. A tournament I thought would be simple enough until I realized that there were not walls on the roads. Some roads, one made purely of lighter refracting,
Starting point is 00:32:29 was so difficult to add upon that I would often fall. My friend, Turg, would say to me, but Maria, you do not fall for long, you come back. You come back on a cloud hooked like a fish but I say to tell this is not me this is not the man that started the race it is a clone a copy a new version I am not the man who started the race but like that movie the prestige or also like that movie. And seventh day was it with a, and they just shot a new car.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I don't know. I am no longer the man who started the race, but a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy. The dreams that haunt me are the dreams of me, or the life of a man I am copied from. Am I Mario or am I someone else entirely? The road of light refractions is my nightmare but I must erase it again and again for your pleasure. I am Mario and I fix it a pipe that That is all I know. And even that remains elusive. And that's this week's podcast. Thank you for listening. Obviously brought to you by
Starting point is 00:33:56 the Antidona Club. Thank you Mario and thank you for listening to our three episode narrative. Mark, do you have anything to say? Yeah, it's just one more question for Mario. Since he had you lived in the, Oh, I'm sorry. Last night, I walked from a dream in this dream and used in the kingdom of mushrooms. My friend, the child, my love, the princess, a peach. But let me tell you, I'm a dump
Starting point is 00:34:44 in a smaller apartment in Brooklyn in the 1990s. I wake up in this apartment and I think, ah, I'm back to normal. No longer am I made of Japanese pixels, but rather a British subtraction, a British idea of what it is to be an American in Brooklyn. No longer am I Japanese pixels approximating the life of an Italian immigrant, but rather a British cap married, a couple approximating the life of a Mario. These are both approximations true. But then I thought to myself, I take the end. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I mean, if you want, it's up to you.
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