Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 214 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu

Episode Date: September 1, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hi, welcome to ABC Radio. My name is someone, a musician that was really big in the mid-2000s. I am here, it's afternoon, I'm covering for someone else. I'm chill, I'm having a good time. I've got my producer in the next room. And we're gonna have a few fun guests throughout the day.

We've got a few exciting guests. But I also want you to call in. I was on my way into the station today and I was driving through those empty streets of Melbourne and I just thought came to my head and it was a bit of an interesting thought. I thought to myself, what would you do if you were an empty street? What would you do for one day What would you do for one day if you were an empty street because of COVID? Maybe you could be sort of a, I don't know, really. Give us a call. If you have a thought, they're just a little thought experiment for you. We're going to get straight to it. We're nearly at the top of the hour so we'll cut to some music and when we come back I've got a very exciting guest. He is a massage therapist that uses swords.

Now that sounds a little bit scary but I don't think it's as scary as it sounds. I can't wait to hear from them. Their name is Brad Pum Cali. So they'll be after the news and now that we're at the top of the hour. News, everyone's dead. Okay, we're back. It's the top of the hour. We've got our first guest, Brotonton, CavTi. Now you massage people with swords. How does that work? Yes, hello and thanks for having me. It's a absolute pleasure. I'm a listen to the show. Yes, so I am a massage therapist based out of Melbourne and a few years ago I got into the art of combat. So swords. Well, I'm not just normal massage, but with swords.

Now that's right. Now, the way that I put the swords into it, you wouldn't think of swords and massage being two things that work together. One is about relaxation and deep tissue and remedial therapy. The other one is about combat and hurting people. But I use swords in a way that is remedial. The sword is very, the sword is mighty than the pen in many ways.

I've always said. So I get the swords and I massage with the swords, the flat end, of course, not the sharp end. And that gives me a real way to hit those knots in the back. So when I was a little girl, I used to watch, I used to watch the monkey magic and they sometimes used swords. And that's how I'm identifying with this topic.

Yeah. Did you ever watch monkey magic growing up? No, I don't know what that is, unfortunately. But if I was a kid and I did know what it was, and it was on, and I did like it, then I would have watched it. So we're nearly at the top of the hour. I'm gonna cut to some new,

that was a really quick hour. Would you like to fly as by on radio? Would you like to hang around? We're asking listeners what they would do if they were at empty street. Would you like to hang around and maybe talk about that for a moment? Oh, no thank you. Okay, we're at the top of the hour. We come back. We've got two exciting comedy boys.

They are Mark Bonado and Prada Bally from Comedy Troop, Edtie Donner. They've just had a few viral hits on a large video service, a large video streamer, a free video streamer, and also you can see some of their stuff on iView. They'll be back at the top of the hour to talk about their new project, a couple of boys and a big bucket of gum. But for now, the news, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,

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web series, Three Boys and a Bucket of gum from Antidona, Broden Kelly and love and love and love and love and've never said he didn't want to say it he didn't want me to say it yeah I do love Zippy zoo you grew up listening to your music oh wow thank you so much that that really means a lot um just doing the radio now and obviously the trivia nights in Northgate um but before we get into all of that, I'm telling you about three boys and a bucket of cum. So what's it about? So three boys and a bucket of cum came from, we just got Greenlit for a series on Stan based on a pilot that we made called made. We made this great TV show for Stan called Shaperones and it's gone on. I think it's in season 12 at the moment. And we thought, you know what, we want to get back to what it is that makes us who we are, you know, where we started. Let's get back to really what

we found funny. And with the help of Screen Australia, they helped us fund this series, Screen Australia, fantastic, and they helped us make this series. And we're really proud of it. Yeah. So tell us a little bit what it's about. If someone hasn't seen Antidono,

maybe they haven't seen your work on IView, on ABC2, other things. What is anti-donna? What sort of show do you do? We do pretty much slapstick absurd comedy think, Monty Python think, you know, beyond the free. It's people have said where Monty Python meets South Park. Yeah, in a lot of ways. Okay, right. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of fun. And Monty Python is a lot of fun. Also reminds me a little bit, I've seen some of your work. I saw your live show at the Melbourne

Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Did you like it? I had a lot of fun. It actually reminded me, I don't know if you'll remember it. You may be a little young for it, but there was a show called Monkey Magic when I was a little girl.

It was very silly, very absurd. Ronda me a lot of that. Do you know Monkey Magic? No, no, unfortunately, I know Monkey Magic. What is Monkey Magic? It's a show about sort of a Monkey Man in Japan. It's a lot fun. I never said that.

Listen, we're at the top of the hour. I'm having so much fun with you guys. You are very high in the tea. I feel like we've just been talking for like a minute. I would love for you. We're going to take some calls from our listeners. We're talking about what you would do and do give us a call. What would you do if you were an empty street for a day? That's after the news. I'd love for you to stick around. Would you be able to stick around? No, no, we have to go. Unfortunately, no. No, I don't want to do that. Okay, no worries. Well, after the, after we're at the top of the hour, I've got to cut to that news straight away, but give us a call. What would you do if you were an empty street for a day?

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Abley she news, China, China government. Okay, we're back at the top of the hour. We're getting a few callers in. What would you do if you were a street for a day? Let's answer the phone here and see what's what. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hello. Hello, how are you? Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Who's who are you? Sorry, I've had again we had a few technical issues there. This is obviously I'm just covering for Rafael Leppstein today Don't have control of all the buttons and whatnot. I. Just say that name again there for me dear.

Darryl! Hello Darryl and tell me Darryl, what would you do if you were an empty street for a day? I don't quite understand the question. It's a little confusing to me. Okay, that was Darryl there talking about what he would do if he was an empty street for a day. We've got another caller coming in and let's hear what they would do. Hi, how are you? And tell me what's your name? My name is John I from Ballarat. Hi, John I'm from Ballarat, how are you today?

You're in a good dish, on the rise of the moment. Just draw it out from the land up to Grand Al. Oh, Grand Al. Beautiful, beautiful, Grand Al. I was there maybe two years ago. Watched a couple of episodes of Monkey Magic on VHS there. Tell me, what would you do if you were an empty street for a day? Yeah, look at that, I actually understand the question to be honest.

The fact that you sort of say, what a bit of an empty street. I feel like that's a bit of an inanimate object, really. You can't really speak for it's you know what I mean. So I'm quite confused by the motion that you can what would you do. I imagine you just sort of sit there. So that was a caller there driving through. We've got a few more callers on the line and I'll take that call. Just for clarity, I think a few people are confused. I was driving down the street and it was completely empty because of COVID and I thought,

gee, what would you do for a day if you were an empty street? We've got a caller on the line here. Hi, how are you? Yeah, I'm good. Yes, great. And what's your name, love? My name's Tiffany. Tiffany.

Tiffany. Tiffany. Tiffany. Right, and I hope you're not too stressed in lockdown, doing some baking, are we? Stage, stage four here in the metropolitan Melbourne, but keep it myself busy with some gardening and some breathing of the hedges. Yeah, we've just got to stay busy, stick together. If some gardening and some cleaning of the hedges.

Yeah, we've just got to stay busy, stick together. You know, I haven't seen my mother in a few weeks. It's tough, it is tough. Now tell me, if you're an empty street, obviously not because of those, the reasons now, but if you're an empty street for a day, what would you do? Well, the reason I was calling is because it's

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What would you do, John? I was thinking you could suck my asshole. Okay, so, John, we're doing a bit of a prank call, I think, anyway, we're at the top of the hour. We're going to be joined by a scomo, but scomo played by two people after the break. Talking a little bit about stage four, what does it mean, what we could do to look after ourselves, but that's after the break. This is top of the hour now, over to the new watching. You're watching listening to Zibby Zoo in the afternoons on A.P.C. Melbourne. D-D-D-D-Nurs out in London. So we're back and obviously, I'm going to play another one of those little clippies there. You're listening to Zibi Zu in the afternoon, ABC Melbourne.

Zibi Zu, back in 1992 I was one of the most, I haven't got offensive comedians there was. So I'm joined now by Minister for Health Scomo. Tell me Scomo tough times, tough times. Yes, it is very hard times at the of course scomo has is now two people that happened last night there was a press conference called very late tell me how did you become two people scum, oh well I first fart in fart yeah fart now um obviously this reminds me a little bit of um some of the antics they got up to on monkey magic. That's something I even sort of identify. I love funky fart magic poo fart Fat, monkey, fat, fat, poo, magic, I'm fat, scot, fat, Morrison, monkey, magic, FOT FOT FOT MUNKY FOT Okay, okay, so we are at the top of the hour, but I'd love for you to hang around Do you be able to hang around? I know you are very busy with being the health minister of Victoria and two people. What? Fart? Wood? Fart? You? Fart? Fart? Do? When? You? Fart? Were? Prime Minister? Fart? Okay, so that was Scomo Health Minister Victoria and two people. I unfortunately can't join us after the break, but it is the top of the hour, so we're going to cut to the news now.

But after the news, I'm joined by two very special guests, Broden and Mark from IT Dog. from anti-toddler. You're listening to Zibisu on ABC now. I'm brushing you together here. Hey, have you ever wanted to scream at your dad but your tooth fried your hurt his feelings? Get yourself a get yourself a this new bidet that'll clean you up you're listening to ABC Melbourne and your ass is covered in shit so there was an ad for a bidet just trialling ads on ABC of course I did make a little bit of an error if you're not just joining me at the Tovley hour hour, this is Amzybadi Do, I'm covering for a fail, I'll have to stay in the afternoon. I accidentally said that we'd be joined by Auntie Donna after the break. They've already joined us, we're actually joined by two blues and roots musicians. To talk a little bit about, they're doing a

live show on, they're doing an Instagram live music show on Saturday night. A little bit different. I know I've been missing my live music gigs down at the North Kirt. So, hi, how are you, Brody Kelly Mark, but I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is a, we're not, I don't understand your producer as we were leaving Grabdus and made his comeback in. Yeah. We're not blues and roots performers. And we just interviewed us and you just acknowledged that you just interviewed us.

And then you called us by our names. Yeah. So now, tell me, must have been hard. Did you have a tour planned or anything like that before all of this went down? No, no. We're not musicians at all. We're not blues and roots. I love them. And I was nominated for an area, but that's true aside the point. We lost to one song.

We are not musicians and we've been interviewed by you. We have nothing else to say. We plugged out Stupid Web Series. Right. I'm Martin Arno, that's Broden Kelly. And we've been interviewed by you. We have nothing else to say. We plugged out Stupid Web Series. Right. So, that's Broden Caldy. We're from Antitana. You know this.

I thought we can talk about funness for blues music. I don't have a funness for blues music. Right. Yeah. So it says here, instead of doing a live performance, you're doing it on Instagram live on Saturday night. How does that work exactly? Do you need that?

Is it strange without the feedback from the crowd? What's interesting is that I'm not sure if you're talking about anti-dono or the blues and roots musicians. Conceivably, either of us could do something like that. We don't have that plan. Did the blues and roots musicians have something like that. We don't have that plan. Did the Blues and Roots musicians have something like that plan? I don't know. I'm just... So you've got here that... Oh, okay, so you're not the Blues and Roots group.

No, I've said that maybe 15 times now. So what is it that you do exactly? We'll just interview. We do sketch comedy. We do sketch comedy. I had a sketch comedy group on here earlier to that. That was us. Right, yes. Yeah.

So tell me, now I don't know a lot about sketch comedy, but there is one thing I'm reaching for. One sort of point of sort of similarity between us is a show called Monkey Magic. Do you know Monkey Magic? You asked us about this in the last hour. You asked us if we'll watch Monkey Magic. I don't know what the fuck Monkey Magic is man. I'm gonna fucking clue bro. Because I don't know anything about what you guys do and I'm just trying to create a picture of that. We told you about it like two hours ago.

Excuse me, are you going to interview the blues and rich people? We've been waiting out here for two hours. Oh, how did you do? Come in, hello. What's up, man? I'm Tidana. Hi, how are you going? Nice to meet you.

Can we go now? Is the people you need to interview with here? Can we go? Yeah, okay, yeah, unless you want to interact with this Blues and Roots group for a little bit, it's a bit of an acting challenge for you. It's up to you. All right.

A final stay. All right. Yeah, she has a lot of good work with you. How did you do to? I, how are you? Good, thank you. No, I was sorry, I was talking to the blues and roots musicians. Oh, you're talking to me. Yes. How are you? Good. Thanks How to do to hey, no, you're talking to me. Oh, I'm so sorry

What so we can open with your watch going on I'm just saying I hi, hey going. Hi. I'm good. Oh look, Scott Morrison's here. Fart. Fart. Fart.

Oh no, well Scott Morrison's two people, well, you're actually really crazy. How did you do that? Fart. Oh no. I. Fuck. When. I.

No. Fuck. And this, excuse me, we're in the middle of an interview here. Scott Morrison, two people who, who, who has Scott Morrison. Yeah, no. I don't know. Get out of there, dude. Get out of there.

Stop saying that. I'm sick of it. Rrrr. What the bloody hell's going on here? How did you do that? I put down of it. Rrrrroll. What the bloody hell is going on here? How did they do this? I'm putting my foot down right now. I'm putting my foot down. I'm furious in all of you.

But, I'm Tetonna out. I'm Scott Bust. And, stop it. Stop it all. How did they do this? Scott is shut up. Stop saying how did you do that! Please, what the bloody handle?

Get out! Get out right now! How did you do that? FUT! I! FUT! AM! How did you do that? How did you? How did dude?

How did dude? How did dude? Top of the hour. Who wants to join me after the break? After the news? Nora, thank you. No, thank you. No, thank you.

Fart! How did you do that? How did you do that? Let's cut to the news, top of the hour. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Who's over here? I've got a Broden Kelly in England. Broden Kelly is standing in England where Boris Johnson announced today large, large reforms in response to COVID-19. Brexit happening on the streets of London as bombs from the Bosch fall on the palace. Pretta Monjays everywhere fleeing the scene. West End London. Brody Kelly, London ABC. Brody Kelly, London correspondent.

Now for a lighter story, Muckin' up on an Western Australia sheep farm, lost their sheep and found them a little bit later, Mark Bonano in Muckin' Up and... Well, it was a crazy day here in Western Australia when Jeremiah Poutine, a French Canadian immigrant from Melbourne, lost his sheep and then found them again. Where were they? They were just on the other side of the fence. Of course, now he is making his putting holes all in his fence. So next time those sheep go and miss him, this needs a peek through those holes. I guess that's a lesson we can all learn

about the size and how many holes there are in your fence and the sheet that come with it. This is Mark Bonanna. Fart! I love to fart! Of course, Scomo came into the farm to wish Jeremiah Poutine a happy Thanksgiving and of course his 37th wedding anniversary. We should just come up. Of course not married to the sheep, married to his wonderful wife, who turns out is one of the people who is Scomo.

FIYS! A B C news. Okay, hi, we're at the top of the hour. How did it go? I'm out of 30 video Epstein I've got I'm joined here today by of course wonderful guests you probably know him as holding the flag at the city 2000 Olympics he's a basketball superstar it's It's um... um... Oh... Oh...

Oh my god... Um... You played basketball Oh, I'm so sorry. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Sorry, he's referring to me, Andrew, guys. Yeah, I'm referring to you, Andrew. How are you today, Andrew?

Good cheese, I'm good mate. I've had a ripper day. Two basketball games got me shots up. Did some dribbling practice. And now I'm in this year at ABC. I'm seeing you going. How good is this? Now you've brought in your non-naught and hold a delicate man to talk a little bit about to talk a little bit about, to talk a little bit about, um, basketball, non-no, basketball. Yeah, that's right now. She's not actually my non-ner. Obviously, but she grew up in the house next to me and bring over jars, a tomato sauce that she whipped up in her backyard. And we call her non-ner. But she's gonna talk to you about the best sport

for older people. I hear a lot of old codges saying all the time, I can't move me back stuffed and I've got to figure it out a way to be able to move and keep my virality. And this is where Nona comes in. Nona's gonna tell you about the best thing ever. Nona basketball. Come on, Nona.

Ciao, Tella. Si ti ti hampate su colo'n to tata tata. La mita esera boce bo tu pats. Basketball is a very exciting game to play with your friends. If you play basketball with all of your friends, you can get fitness in your legs and in your thighs. I like to make a pusata. I don't add the puzzle when I make bossa, because then it restricts not ingredients like a news of the week.

Although I do add a little sprinkle of oregano. How did you do it? How did you do it? I just want to say, thank you so much to all the guests. I suspect this will be my last time hosting. I've been hosting. I've been listening, drumming. You've been hosting for seven hours now.

Yeah, it is the top of the hour, unfortunately. And I will be wrapping up after this hour, after the news, we're going to have requests with San Ro. So, that's all from me. You'll have your regular hose wrap I'll abstain after the break. Thanks so much for having me. It's been wonderful being a guest in your home, as it were.

As I said, I suspect this is the last time I'll be hosting this show for it went very poorly. I'm honestly be zoos next to all my guess thanks to my producer but after the news it'll be requests with Zeyn Row to I appreciate news every month's day. Add it, dude! Pfft! This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I mean, if you won't. It's up to you.

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