Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 218 - A Peak Behind Some Curtains

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

Another wonderful episode where we dig deep into the development of the Aunty Donna universe. auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. boy do we have a special trait for you. This week Mark has a new character and it is off chops. You know what it's probably his best character yet. Now remember if you're loving the Antidona podcast head on down to Antidonaclub.com to sign up for Take it away Tom. Hello and welcome to the auntie Donna podcast. My name is Zach Rwain. I'm joined by Brody and Kelly Mark Banana. Yo.

You heard a little bit of the introduction from Tom Armstrong, music from our music whiz, Tom Armstrong. I just thought I'd introduce you all, get you a little bit caught up if this is the first time you were listening. We do characters, we do comedy, improv, sort of stuff, we are a sketch group traditionally, but the point of this podcast is really about just experimenting, playing with the stuff that eventually becomes our highly polished sketches and just doing something a little rora, a little more off the cuff. For context, if you are just joining us last week, we got a blue tick. It was very exciting.

That was the verification on Twitter and something we've been really excited about. The implication is the real Zach is off at a retreat and I am a sort of a worm type, morphing worm character. But for the sake of this podcast and the entirety of the podcast, I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm leave it. It's not something I feel comfortable leaving. When I had the worm, I feel it was on a trajectory, he was firing, and then there was a pebble on the road, and now he has gone off the wagon. I can see I'm zoomed in, he's looking horrified and stunned. And you can see that if you check us out at antidonaclub.com and join Patreon, powered by the antidonaclub.com.

You've thrown him immeasurably. And the best part of the antidonaclub, let me tell you guys, is we give you every member of the antidonaclub that gets a free coronation chicken sandwich, sent to their mailbox, we send it to you on your mailbox. And it's exact talking behind the curtain Behind the curtain of loss in my way mark dropped the pebble on the road And I took a turn and now I'm in the dark bushes of of weeds change improvisation Where we talk about the curtain when we talk of carnation chicken and where I am a worm man

Now we had a good idea for a punk No, someone had to drop a pebble in the rock Post the question I wanted to do that for you! I imposed the question! Why the simple question, Zach? I imposed the running question! I wanted to give you a clean introduction! One were all of my running jokes!

We can't defleur! No, no, no! I'm not going to drop a pen on the road! I must be out of the mission now! I'm in the race to be! I am, Zach! I am, worm man! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! a scabbard and he's using it to fight off the Zach worm. Yeah! Alright, so I am choosing to use my mind control powers to make the worm go back behind

the curtain and introduce the podcast. Now I have to roll a six to make this work. But you don't, okay, you just go, go. You have to tell me what I rolled. You rolled a six. I got five. Actually, I can't tell. I'm in here.

My, my, my time says five. Where, I can't what do you want from me then? Five, five, five means, five means that you kill Zach with your dick. Yeah. The worm was vanquished. Forever now the worm goes away. And he slivers behind a wall.

And out from the wall emerges Zach. Calm, collected. Ready to get back in front of the curtain and get this podcast back on track. Don't question the fact that we don't see a dead worm anywhere. Or the exact is still in that retreat. As the retreat clearly been set up, again, just the question. So, what do we need to say for clarity? I just say I have we mentioned it enough. Was that was that when crazy on Twitter and

so we said to my territory and still around the tree but in the meantime a sort of worm a more thing wise ask worm yeah is in is on our podcast as the third guest and they are often taking the form of Zach and do you feed off fear is my other question? In terms of no, no, that's Pennywise the Clown from the movie. Yeah, but your Pennywise ass That's a bit it's a bit patronizing to be honest. Well, that's a silly thing. He's talking about a scary clown from the movie I was just asking where the comparisons to Pennywise are drawn. Where do they start and where do they end? So it's uncomfortable to Pennywise

in that I don't have a natural form. I don't have a form. Pennywise has a natural form. Clown man. No, the Clown man is just one of his many forms. Yeah, that was a dumb thing to say. I've been seeing it. Many voices.

Many voices. I've been seeing it. Well, I haven't seen the second movie, but I have seen the mini series, and in the mini series his natural form is a stop motion animated giant spider. Is it the same in the movie? Really?

I can't remember. It's like a little, it's all fucked up, man, but he does have, he's an alien from another planet. He's an alien! Oh, man! It's very interesting, King. it's all fucked up man, but he does have he's an alien from another planet He's an alien Sorry, that's a Daft King, they spoil the reeling King spoiler alert Stephen King throws a lot of shit at the wall. He really does. Well, that's like in a in Dexter Did you ever in the in the series of Dexter books in like the fourth or fifth book?

It kills people because aliens are telling people to do their head. The voice in your head is not psychosis, but rather aliens. Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Yes. Is there any chance we could start the podcast? I think so. I would love to. I would love to.

I think the thing to do is we now understand where Zach probably is. Let's just go with, like, let's just assume that I am Zach and let's move forward. Right. Because I am Zach. We'll take it away, Zach. Thank you so much. So what we do is we do quotation marks, Zach. Just Zach, just Zach, I'm Zach. Just Zach. Yeah. Okay. Back on the retreat. I got an airplane for the retreat. Just see it, Evik. So, my name is Zach. This is Broden. This is Mark. One thing we love to do is we love to play crazy zany characters. Just goofball off the wall, crazy characters. And we just thought, let's just do a lightning sort of round or not. Like we can spend 10 minutes of the character.

I don't really care. We just thought, let's try out some new characters. We've got some ideas, you know, Mark, pitch, something great. That's a great idea. And we thought, let's just do it. Let's just meet the characters. Do we want to just jump right in? Because I don't want to keep holding this off.

Do we want to just jump right in? Please. I'm happy. Okay. I'm going to start up with Mark. Mark, you've got a character that you can work you prepared this is the best way to introduce characters I've ever heard I love it very dryly and clinically just say,

you prepared a character. Well, because this whole podcast, what I'm trying to get to, this is all behind the curtain. This is we're doing characters, but we're doing characters behind the curtain. We're not in front of the curtain. Usually in front of the curtain,

you've got some sort of setup. You've got some thought. It's like we've prepared something. When we're behind the curtain, that's usually where we're trying, we're coming up with the ideas, we're workshopping. And so that's what we wanted to give you a peek. The podcast, the anti-dollon podcast is a peek behind the curtain, but there's another curtain. That's what people don't realize. This is behind that curtain. And we're really getting to the core of who we are.

There's not many curtains left. There's a few. There's a few. There's some curtains with mental health issues behind it. But we do prefer to keep those curtains up. I keep my curtains up. I keep my curtains up. I keep people away.

I keep my curtains up. You're people away, I keep my curtains up. You're not including this curtains, but there's also a few Venetian blinds. Venetian blinds and this drywall. Behind drywall. I want to be really clear on the Venetian blinds though. The Venetian blinds are not any different to the curtains. They are still partitions holding back an element of truth. Yeah, it's just that there was a middle-aged woman in the late 90s that redecorated and she thought the curtains were a little bulky. So she just put in the Venetian blinds. Yes, but they're still there to protect personal information that you don't want. Maybe you're even your closest

friends or family to know. Although I would argue a Venetian blind is very easily opened. I mean, it's all, you just gotta figure out which way to do that. Turn that little stick, you can't even get any piece. Find that little piece. You get a little peeky, go, ooh, this, you know, this and that.

Now, a roller blind, a little more difficult. Not much, not much. Do we have any roller blinds? No. Pardon? Do we have any rollerblades? No. But I've got- Do we have any rollerblades? I've got a rollerblade up. I've got a curtains. I've got drywall and then I've got rollerblades.

Not the most conventional way to set up your curtains. Yeah, no, but that's fine. If you have a rollerblade, I'm happy to talk about it on the podcast. Otherwise, I think it's an unnecessary diversion Oh my god guys come on Get back to bringing in Max character in the most clinical unfunny way, please Oh absolutely, but I need you guys to know one thing we're about 11 minutes in and I have been tasked

about 11 minutes in and I have been tasked. I have been tasked with cutting to an ad before 15 minutes. So I'm very nervous and I'm trying to chuggle both things at once. Isn't it supposed to be on the 15? That's before the 15. It's before the 2. But we should talk about that right? Should we talk about whether it should be on the 15 or before the 15? I don't know. Just do it now.

Mark bringing you character. No suddenly all into janko My character is called danger Dan Please Please welcome danger Dan come on on, danger Dan. Oh my gosh What a great way to set up Great way to set up this character. I'll just tell you about who I am Danger Dan and I love doing dangerous things Like what oh

Skin and going on Getting on a skateboard without my pads on and Doing 360 spins with no thought for my surroundings. Maybe I'm too close to something that could knock over. Okay. Playin' wee without putting the little strap around my wrist and skin and babies. Oh, thank you Dan. Yeah, yeah. So, so I was, I was gonna go, ooh, he's very dangerous. But there's a few things there Mark that, um, that have thrown, I mean, danger, Dan, that have thrown me. And I've got to dig into them after this short break. So, danger, Dan. Oh, danger, Dan.

Get out of my way. Bum, bum, bum, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger,

danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger,, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, danger, And we don't like the cut of your G. Becoming in here with these dangerous talk. Was that your personal alarm just went off? It was my alarm to cut to an outbreak, but I did it a little earlier than the alarm went off.

Why did you send the alarm? Why didn't you just wait? Well, I just... I'm... I thought it was on silent. I thought it was on silent. It was more just a visual cue for me. I'm so sorry, don't you, Dan, I'm really not helping you here, man. I love it.

Let's get back on track. I love going up to Magpies Nests without a stack hat. I like ride in Rockwheelers, put little saddles on a Rockwheeler, riding it around on the stage. What else do you do? What else? What else do you do? I, I, um, see it both of us.

I, I, I, I haven't, uh, don't have a lot of training in doing it, but if I see a tablecloth, I'll pull the tablecloth and try and leave, uh, keep everything on the table as it is, but I've never done it before, because I'm danger then. And I'll, that's dangerous. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. I'll do it.

What? That's a question. Yeah. So you've got a big box, big box, way something like, oh, what's a heavy weight that one person can lift? Browning, browning, you're not a brot of leg. 50 kilos. Like a 50 kilos? Not a 180, you know. You're not brot of it.

No, not a 50 kilos for brot of it. That's nothing. So I've got a big 50 kilo box, I'm moving here, so I got a big 50 kilo box, it's got things in it, it's a bit uneven with the weight. How do you pick that up, the engine, Dan? I'm picking that up with my, I'm using my back. I'm bending over, I'm pulling back as hard as I can.

That's dangerous, dangerous, because I'm bending Dan. What else do you do? What else do you do? I will get in the hammock with the out check and if it's properly secured to a tree all Did you just look at the window at a ham mark? I'm danger then I'm danger then Don't you then I'm danger then hell then I'm danger then how old are you danger then oh 32 32 you've been danger then your whole life

Yeah, take up danger. So you for 32 years you've been I came out of the worm Tackle and rugby You come out legs first. That's quite dangerous. It's a dangerous birth I have the umbilical called wrapped around my neck. Yeah, that's dangerous So they'd often opt for a C section there Yeah, and I'll fuck the cat Okay, yeah, so so danger Dan it wouldn't be a great challenge for you considering you've lived 32 years with this life to just sort of

Quickfire throw out 10 20 dangerous things I've done that I've done that feel like a lot of you done some, but I'm just talking like another 20 just to paint a picture. Just real quick, like in a minute. Who's turns next? I've wrote it. Alright. I've got a good character. He's got a really strong character.

What do you want me to do? I'm danger-dane. Quick fire. I'm a bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. Quick fire. Alright. I'll do a back flip Even though no one's told me how

Because I'm danger then I'll watch porn on when I'm not in incognito mode On my computer because I'm danger then I'll watch star wars films a non-sequential order, because I'm danger-dane. Oh, what if I happen to? Four. Oh no.

No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know how dangerous I am. I'm pretty dangerous, but there are limitations to my danger ability. We'll see when the next 16 that you have for us.

Alright, I invent words like danger ability because I'm like Shakespeare, very dangerous. Okay. I'll run over kids in my car. I'll just mow them down if I see them. Because I'm danger dead. I will shit anywhere and anytime without notice because I'm danger then I'll go into a COVID ward with a hole in my socket yeah because I'm danger then yeah oh I will fuck. Reckless. What? You're very reckless as well. I am danger, Dan.

Reckless, dangerous. Anyway, continue saying. I'm not reckless, I'm dangerous. I'm doing it with purpose. Some of your actions are also reckless. It doesn't mean they're not dangerous. I feel like this is distinction here. I feel like everything I'm saying is dangerous.

It's not necessarily reckless. No, no, no, that's fair. I'm saying is dangerous. It's not necessarily reckless. No, no, no, that's fair. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I've interrupted you flippin'. Well, now I feel like I should be reckless dangerous then. Well, that's what you need. Well, I only need 12 more dangerous things. That's all we need. That's all we're asking for. We want to know who's on our podcast. We've got a blue tick. We have to really vet who's all we need. That's all we're asking for. Just to get, we want to

know who's on our podcast. We've got a blue tick. We have to really vet who's on our podcast. Oh, I'll try and demolish a whole building with nothing but a sledgehammer and my low IQ. Oh, I'll get, I'll do my own plumbing, even though I only finished my first year of my tape degree. But I'll do it myself. I felt like I learned enough to be able to do it. And to be fair, most of the time, plumbing is not that hard. You can Google most things. You just Google it, you do it yourself.

But it's a butt. I steal my neighbor's Wi-Fi to do it. Is that part of the, is that part of the same dangerous thing or is that a separate dangerous thing? I would like if they were, if you separate them, you're gonna be rich anyway. If you separated them, but it is your whole, it is your whole. Yeah, I think you've got ten more men. Oh, God. So sorry.

I have one. I will. I will. I will. I will. Say a rabbit hole and not fill it up in my veggie garden. Oh, OK. Yeah.

I will. I will. Dangerous for your veggies, OK? Danger, okay. Yeah. I Will dangerous feel veggies again dangerous for my veggies Stepping plant rosemary anywhere and Fill all everything with fill all my neighbors a gardens with rosemary Oh question that what's dangerous about that? Trespassing Okay, so you can just like trespassing. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, While we've stopped it, with the rosemary, is the rosemary specifically relevant? The fact that it's rosemary?

It's more the trespassing, but rosemary is a dangerous herb. If used incorrectly. If used incorrectly, it can make a dish not taste very good. It has a woody bitterness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't go with every fav combination You know it's more for a slow cook

So this yeah sure where are we at broden? We've got if I only got eight more I'm gonna eat more that's that's good. That's a good stuff. I Am so dangerous. I will confront I'm so dangerous. I will confront Someone Jay, I will make a citizen's arrest on someone Jay walking That's dangerous because if the person No, no, no, you never know how they're gonna react That kid that should count I will eat at a restaurant of I don't know if it I don't know if it's good or not, even if it's one star rated on Yelp, you just drew down on that a little bit and just sort of why that pertains to danger

Well, I could get if it's got one star maybe health, you know, they're not following all health and safety You know, they're not following all the health and safety Protocols and I could get sick. I mean if I was By that Yeah, I just want to ask with a gun with a gun with a gun. Okay, okay. Oh, I hear with a gun loaded and open-carried restaurants with a gun. What do you eat it highly rated restaurants with a gun? What? Do you eat it highly rated restaurants with a gun? Low rated restaurants with a gun. So it's dangerous on two fronts. I'm in there, I'm open carrying, I'm eating at a restaurant where I could definitely get sick, they could call the cops on me. I'm so sorry, man.

That would be dangerous. It should potentially count as two. I will take it as one, but I will not take that being said. It's not dangerous. The gun is dangerous, but you keep pushing the one star rating. Either you let go of the one star rating. Why? Why do I need to let go? Explain to me why I need to let go.

It is irrelevant. It is irrelevant to the gun. It's I feel like I've justified right, dangerous. It wasn't acceptable for you. That's fine But the gun has made the entire scenario a dangerous thing that I do I'm dangerous Dan Are you comfortable with us putting in the official record this gun thing but not mentioning the one star rating? Sure if that is what's gonna make you happy if that's what's gonna make you happy, if that's what's gonna get me through this, then fine.

It doesn't feel right to me, but fine. Hey, we're not the police of this. We're just asking you what makes you dangerous and what you believe. And I am answering. We gave you the last... We asked us what we would consider dangerous. We said 20 to 30 ideas. You know, you could end at 20, you could end in five and say,

and maybe people will think you're dangerous, or you could go the extra mile to 30 and say like, no, I'm clearly dangerous. I think no one could argue if you can say 30 dangerous things. Fine. What am I up to? You've done 15. All right. So they all go skydiving, but without a a parachute I'll film a backpack full of snakes. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know if that's deadly. I think that's deadly. Have you done that? Yes. Have you done that? Yes. I'm saying to them. How did you survive? I landed in a bush. The biggest bush in the world for the kids is a soft bush. It was a rosemary bush. How high did you skyd her from? I had 10,000 feet.

It's improbable, man. It's not on me. I'm here to tell the tale. I'm not challenging the fact that you're alive. I'm challenging the fact that you did that. Obviously, I did. Yeah, make something up like that. It was tandem.

It was tandem. It was tandem. Did they have enough? Did they have a no there's was full of raccoons? How how are you a lot? They died they took the impact Even so Come on that is dangerous whether it happened or not that is dangerous. You can put that down, ma Don't you? My dead you can put that down day to day, but that you will run the risk You will run the risk of having that question in the Senate

So this is the time for me like this legislation. I can't just pass that through if that is that is questionable So you can either put that aside. We're not saying whether you did it or didn't do it But that one will have to pass to the Senate Well, that's it. This is what we're saying, but it's on the list We're on your side. We'll put anything you want on the list We're advising you we've been in in this business for a long time. It's a push of me to my limits. You're advising me that I don't think it will get past the Senate. Do you want to put that on the list?

Yes. You did. I'm happy to address the Senate once the list is done. Okay. It's more important to me that the list gets done. And you understand that if one thing is deemed not dangerous or fake then all of them I'm used to come up with it Take it off the list. Take it off the list. That's the case take it off the list

And and we want to be really clear here. Thanks Dan This isn't a downgrade if this doesn't get past the Senate. You're not going to record If this doesn't get past the Senate, you're not going to record it. That wasn't going to cruel then. You're not going to lie and then you're just back to Dan. I don't want that. I am danger then. Where are we at, bro? And what number are we at?

I've forgotten. Is it possible to go back to the start? I don't think that's an unreasonable ask. But again, I'm not done to this. Okay. No, no, look, I think it's about 18. So we can just start at 8. You've got 12 more.

I've got 12 more? Yeah, well it's up to you. You can stop at 20 or you can, you know, and you can leave it to the people to decide whether you are dangerous or you can go the extra mile to about 30. I think 30 would really convince people. 20 is the minimum. Does that make sense? 20 is like that's the best. 25 would be acceptable. I don't have to go 20 would be acceptable.

You can do 20. It's just, it's not a very robust list. Yeah, it's up against other considerations. So you should see some of the people who are spoken to who are also dangerous and what they've put forward. You know what I mean? Danger, danger, definitely. Oh boy, she's, there's no question she's dangerous. You know what she is? She went into her neighbors backyard and planted rose. I fucking said I fucking did that. I fucking said I fucking did that. You dog, you're taking the Mickey out of Danger Dan. You're trying to make him the fool. Okay, that's fair, that's fair.

I'm not foolish Fred, I'm Danger Dan. Does the skydiving count? It's entirely up to you. I don't want after restart, so if the center of proves I would like to remove skydiving from the list, but I do have another dangerous skydiving thing that I've done. Okay, we'll remove that. Okay. And once you're 18th dangerous thing, I've gone skydiving my first time and I didn't do it tandem. Pretty dangerous.

Yeah, that's very dangerous. Pretty dangerous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yep. Great. I did some training. I did some training I did some training I didn't just go up there well in nilly because I'm not reckless okay but for your first time pretty dangerous my head is a creative ideas afterwards it was great it's really good for creativity really then you then do you mind if I just run you through the specifics of this document and how this document works Because it's not a creative document. That's what you need to understand. This is a little legislator I'm just creative in my own time. I write short films in my my spare time

What do you mean? I'm sorry. That's not that it's nothing to do with being that what sometimes it is because sometimes I will fill one streets Where I haven't gotten a permit. There you go, there's an extra one. There you go, for the list. But if you say, you're on 20th. Oh, there you go. Do you wanna leave it there? No, I feel like I could do five more.

I feel like I don't need to do 30, but if 20 is the minimum, and I'm at risk of being deemed not dangerous, then I would like to go that extra mile but I think 30 is unreasonable. Okay. I'm danger team. I can't allow you, man.

Yeah. We're here to advise. We're not here to, we work for you. Tch. I would you like some more? Do you want to run me through the document? I think it's probably funnier for you to run through some more. I don't know about that.

I just basically what I want to say is do you want to say I'm not reckless in this document? If you say you're not reckless, I would argue that some of these actions are reckless. But they're all so dangerous. That's the whole document into disrepresentation. But they're also dangerous. But they're also dangerous. It's what I'm saying. Yeah, so if do you want to say I am not reckless? I feel like if they're all dangerous. Yes, some of them might be reckless. And it might be reckless behavior. But we're not talking the reckless Ralph. We're talking the danger then

Can I just get married now are you talking about wreck it Ralph? No reckless Ralph very different wreck it Ralph video game character breaks things gets the sads. He's not really a video game character. He's a he's a he's a space off a real video game. Oh I'm so sorry I'll withdraw my comment. That's a real coronation chicken you've pulled just there. Thank you. So does that make sense, danger Dan? So it's a, I'm happy for these actions to be reckless.

If we say in the document that you are not reckless, then I think you're gonna be able to call it. I'm not saying I'm not reckless. I'm not saying I'm not reckless. Okay. What I'm saying is that the focus of my activities are on the danger. You know, whether they are reckless or not,

shouldn't even come into question. No, absolutely not. You said they were not reckless at one point. So I was just chasing up on that. But that's fine. They're not reckless. We're not putting that in the document. Brody, how many more do you have to go?

Is this gonna come back and bite me? Is this gonna come back and bite me? 21, that's fine, they're not reckless, we're not putting that in the document. Brody, how many more do you have to go? How many more do you have to go? How many more do you have to go? Is this gonna come back and fight me? 21, let's hear number 21. Let's hear number 21. 21. I, Park, in places where I'm not allowed to permanently,

I don't know, I've got no permit. So very dangerous, could get a fine, cop that fine, don't have a lot of money. I spend most of my time doing dangerous activities, not what I'm working on. So I just put that under reckless as well, wouldn't you? What? That's not that reckless.

That's not that reckless, more dangerous, I would argue. Absolutely, absolutely. I'm just gonna chuck it under, you've gotta understand we have to kind of anticipate some of what people are going to say and It's important for us to you know if you're listening reckless activities. It is important for us to know that I'm a crash test dummy I'm a human crash test dummy Okay, very dangerous Monster tracks

What about them I Ah, Drive them? I'll do the back flips with them. 23? Okay, 23, great. Ah. I've played with a few of these. They're a lot more dangerous than some of the earlier ones. I am. It's almost like the joke was that you weren't.

Snake Wrangling? Silly one. Snake Wrangling. Snake Wrangling. Slowly. Snake wrangling. Snake wrangling. Dangerous work. Someone calls me out and I say, I'm back here, I've come, I've sorted it out. I grab him, I get the bag, I get the stick, I get the pole.

I do, I don't use the pole. Well that's reckless, but you need the pole dangerous. I bring the pole and I don't use it just to make it a little bit more dangerous. Okay. Not reckless, dangerous. That's reckless. You have the option. Not reckless dangerous. That's dangerous. That's reckless.

You have the option. The recklessness doesn't shouldn't even be it. Should have come into it. And I'm talking about recklessness. Absolutely. But we're preempting. So if someone in the Senate says, well, this looks more like reckless role.

We're all supposed to do a character. We're all supposed to do a character. Yeah. Yeah, that's roll. We're all supposed to do a character. We're all supposed to do a character. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Absolutely fair. Broding, how do you feel? Are you happy to keep rolling? I think we've got time for a Oh, sorry, are you going? Yeah, I don't think we've got time for another character now, unfortunately. The issue is though, we're only at 34 minutes with this podcast and I really wanted this one to go for an hour and a half. Oh good. So we don't have time for any more characters, but we do have time for 50 more.

Maybe 100 more. Mark, wake up. Wake up wake up. Oh, I was just sleeping in my bed And you guys came in I was having the weirdest dream. Yeah, yeah Yeah, okay, no one's a bit specific. I can't remember it I know when you wake up and you add a dream and you can't remember it? I know it's a great joke in episode 3 or 4 of Twin Peaks. That's the same joke. Oh really?

The famous Dream Sequence, he wakes up, but he goes, I just have the most amazing dream and he said, like, what were the details? He was like, I don't remember. I don't remember. Very funny. Very funny little moment. Hey, thanks for listening and we'll see you next week. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast.

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