Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 22 Feat. Vince Milesi

Episode Date: December 13, 2016

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A list-nuff production. What'd you say, Vince? I said that how come Brode and has missed out on that fluffy microphone cover Brode and doesn't need one he has the voice of of a pure God God-ess that's why we call him Aphrodite because he's got such a massive charge thank you so much Mark I like it's such a nice thing to say up the top of the podcast start with the compa maybe we should go around and give each other compa minutes for a bit Let's play that game. Okay

Um, so what happens is you turn to the person on your right and you say something really lovely about them Okay, let's start with our guest for this evening Who is uh Mint's valaisy Thank you very much. I walked into that one. No, we don't have a pile of minced meat as a guest. I've done a spoonerism. It's actually Vince Malaisy. That's it. You've got it this time. Last time I checked. Hang on, where's my driver's life now? It's funny sometimes the way that when you switch your letter around, it just takes a letter and you've got a whole different word.

You can be a whole different person. Vince Malaisy is maybe the cool, swive, sexy character we've all come to know and love. But Vince Malaisy could be sort of like a sexy underground cop who we to know and love, but Mint's Velazie could be sort of like a sexy underground cop who we all know and love. Made out of minced meat. Potentially, yeah. Sorry, just to confirm, do you want me to be here as Vince Melazie or Vince Velazie? That is entirely up to you.

I think it's Vince Velazie. Vince Velazie. You're in year 12 now, you can make these decisions. It's your spare, so I want you to decide. But just remember that if you are, mince for lazy, that will show up on your end of your results. That is for life. So check your hotmail account, maybe switch to a Gmail.

Unchecking my hotmail on my left. Hi Tom. Vince is, in case you weren't aware of the subtext, the events is sexually attracted to Thomas Armstrong. Lay it on the table. Let's make some space, because Tom's going to lay on the table. And then what's going to happen? What's going to happen? I'm just going to start feeling sick

and wish I hadn't said that. It's disgusting. I'd gag if I still had a gag reflex. I do. So let's go around, do the compliment. The complimenting Vince first up. Okay, haven't. Hello. I've known you now for something like six years. We work

together on a university show welcoming the first years. You have a rapturous sense of humour and a new infectious laugh. Your your a bararet artist and a comedian and I have to say that every time I see you perform it brings joy and light to my life. So thank you Vince and congratulations for being such a wonderful man. Oh, wow. Wow, that was really beautiful, Zach. Thank you. Alright, it's okay.

I've been so over there, Broden. Well, there we go. There we go. I can't even see Malaysie because of Malaysie I. So I'm not sure if I'm looking alright. No, no, no, no. You know I kid. You know I kid.

Yeah, I know you're kidding. Because when I'm talking about broken. Broken? No, no, no, broken you Sorry, my mind is unbroken Nothing there okay, we go frozen yes, it's well broken words Don't come to my mind

Very easily, especially when I'm in a room with three attractive young women and one hell of a professional sounds guy. So what I wanted to do is compliment you not with my voice, Not with my voice. Not with my voice. Not with my hands. Not with my body. What I'm going to do is actually can you pull out the case? Mark. I'll pull out the case here in England.

That's what. What is this? What is this? Where did you guys see elephant in the corner? No, not beef air, beef air. This is my medieval Chennai. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this. Is it just filled with loose gatorade powder? Oh no! Gatorade powder. It is!

Oh! Hey, I'm sorry, I know this is my complement bit, but I know, I'd love to help, but I don't have a medieval shennai here. I do however have my medieval shennai at Wayne. Oh! Okay, guys, lay me Chennai medieval Chennai at Wayne beat. Boom, chatt�, boom, chatt�. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I feel like a woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you so much, Vince. I feel warm and I hope I get a chance to pay you a compliment a little later. Oh, Mark. Oh, boy. Mark, no, no. Where do I start? Where do I start?

At the top. Okay. Well, it is a nice top, Mark. Thank you. That's a is a nice top mark. Thank you. Mark we've been working together for about. Sorry I had to do a burp. No that's okay. Don't say it was me it wasn't me it wasn't my sorry Vince had to do a burp. Do you need a skull? Pardon? You get your compliment do you need a gav? Do you have a gav? Sure here we go. Crinkleinkle, crinkle, crinkle, pop. There you go. Oh, thank you so much. Chip, chip, chip.

That's just me getting it off, Zach. Oh, gobble, gobble, gobble. Hold the phone. Now, I saw you unwrap a Gavaskon. I saw it all how I saw you eat a Gavaskon. I heard it all, and I saw the actions. I didn't once see that Gavaskon. That's the power of mine and the power of sound effects, Brodan.

Jesus Christ. Is that can I... Is Jesus Christ the power of mime and sound effects? He may be, he may have invented it. Check it out. Look, here he is. Jesus Christ. There you go.

I'm miving him right now. With your hands. With my hands. Yeah, you're miving him. You're mining him in a quite a strange way, Zach, should look. I don't know if that's appropriate to me. Mining him in that line. Sorry, sorry, Mark's being vague here. I'm pretending to fist Jesus Christ. Yeah. Hey, can you do Jesus now in a windy, in a windy road and he's been blown away? Ah, road and he's been blown away. Ah, ah.

Oh, wow. I want to say Jesus climbing up a ladder. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. This is mine. I'm going to think of my mentor and fix. I'm going to get right back. Back to the whole ladder, Jesus thing.

I think I've got a few people calling in from home. Shaniaate, Wayne Medieval 69, says, I think that Jesus Christ ladder is a kind of letter that I'd want to walk under. We're normally, it's unlucky to walk under the letter, but if Jesus was on that letter, I think I'd walk under it. You could find your faith. You could find your faith. You could find your what? You could find your faith. My faith went missing 17 years ago. Have you walked under the Jesus' mind letter?

No, but I have convinced that we've got a surprise for you. What? We brought into Jesus' a surprise for you. What? We brought in a Jesus mind ladder for you to walk on that. Check out. We did. We did. No, we did. We did.

We did Vince and we did. We did the fuck away from me. No Vince, calm down. We knew we were going to get this sort of result, right? No. But we brought in a Jesus mind ladder because we heard you'd lost your faith. And we brought you in today because we wanted you to you want a Jew We wanted a Jew. Yeah, we wanted to make a Jew out of you

Well, you know what Model tof baby Let's bring in that sweet Joshua been Joseph letter all right all right bringing in Hey, I'll get it. Okay. Praise, praise, praise my journey. Here I walk one foot than another. Oh my goodness, tell my mother, that I'm coming to Mass on Sunday morning

because, because, because, because I found my face under a ladder, a ladder of Christ. Oh, no. What happened? What happened? What is wrong? Oh, dies. Jesus had something up his robe. What was it?

A plowman's lunch! Look everybody! A pickled onion! Rallish! Are those the boys or Ritzel? I think they're pepper-savoyes. Oh Jesus! I'm going to...

Oh my... Not only did we a lot of dairy that only did we get Vince to find his faith But we also gave him a delicious snack Which is that's too far. That's a lot of bloody gluten Aren't there any funner ways I can block my colon Jesus? Wow, I just I just want to say Thanks for the compliment, bro. No, I'm not going to get that. Oh, I thought that was it. Wasn't that the compliment?

Oh, it can be, but I wrote one down. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. That's not. I feel like I'm going to be getting two compliments. No, no, no, it's fine. We're a little short on time, but it's fine. We're a little short on material anyway. Mark,. Real little short on material. Anyway. Mark, I've been working-

We haven't been able to stay. No, no, please. No, sorry, man. Mark, we've been working together for 28 years now. Mm-hmm. Duh. Excuse me? Duh.

What do you, excuse me, this is my time to give Mark a compliment. He's just making a comment. It's pretty obvious that we've been working together for that long. No, she's surely t- No, she's surely t- No, she's surely t- Yeah, it's pretty good. Straight.

Put down. Do you know about the etymology of that saying? Do you know I'm asking you just went silent There was one time no no all right. Yeah, so essentially Shirley Temple the old film Starlight. Yeah Shirley Temple, the old film star. I know, Shirley Temple. Yeah. It was in a filming accident while she was shooting on the lot of water brothers.

Yes, we all know about the filming accident. Lost the whole tit. Yeah. Her tit came off and she was so terrified after losing her tit, she could no longer take a shit. Oh. Mm. And so then people started saying, yeah. no longer take a shit. And so then people started saying, yeah, no shit,

surely, because that was just what was going around a lot. Is it given? That's a given. So Shirley Temple's tit is in the Australian Museum of National History now. Do I have it on? I was too. Yeah, yeah.

It's next, there's Ned Calisama, this far left, and there's Shirley Temple's shit, tit, her shit tit. People call it a shit tit. No, no, no, no, no. Because it's useless. It was a shit tit that dropped off. Yeah.

Because, Broughton, thank you so much for the compliment. That was so lovely. That's OK. I haven't, I haven't, I've read the one. I've read it down. No, it's the first one. I have three compliments. That's okay, I haven't, I haven't, I've heard the one written down. No, it's the first one. I know. Three compliments. Two, no, no. We are running short on time.

These have sort of just been and material. These have been a femoral compliments that I, okay. All right. We're just, we're a little tied on time. So, but no, no, no, go for it. Go for it. Do you want to read it fast or? You do you. It's fine. It's fine

Jesus lucky. I'm not bloody having a place I could come. Oh, sorry. Vince had to do a bit Is that Mark we've been working together for 28 years now and It's always a pleasure to watch you perform. I think you're an absolute talent, I think. It's actually a real joy to watch you perform in other work. Like, when Wizards of Oz, I thought you did an incredible job. And because a lot of what I do is seeing the base of a joke, or base of an ideal work through to the end. Sometimes I've seen the whole process, but with things like Wizard of Oz where I haven't had a connection to your work, it's wonderful to watch as an audience member.

And it's a privilege to see you perform. Wow, that's probably... Grew me! Excuse me! What did you say? I said, um, I didn't know you were a friend of Doris Eamard. I'm glad someone said it. Right. Wow, thank you so much, Broden.

No, that's okay. That's fine. I just wanted to get that out. I'm gonna someone said it. Right. Wow, thank you so much, Broden. No, that's okay, that's fine. I just wanted to get that out. I'm gonna, I know, I think you've wanted to get that out for quite a while. I'm just wish in the panties. You know what I'm saying. Jesus, being an angel, Jesus. I don't know what you're saying.

Get him down. He can't get it down. Jesus, Jesus. Have you tried hitting it? I have the punch mine until it subdues. I'll wake up in the morning with a morning chub and it'll be like, it'll be going over to my Mrs, come on, jump on board. She'll be like, stop making your penis talk because what I do is I squeeze the tip so that the little thing goes, moves its mouth, like doing like a ventriloquist

act with my morning chub. Anyway, my partner gets very mad at me mostly because she thinks I'm hurting myself because I squeeze it pretty hard. And also you still money? I do still money off her when she's sleeping, I go into a wallet and I take cash. I save it up in a little box. And so she's got a little box, it's like tampons written on top of it. And I think she got it when she was younger.

She puts some sanitary products in there, but doesn't really use it much anymore. Now I use it to hide all the cash I'm stealing. Yeah, fantastic. Now you've brought a derized coffee. Derized coffee. I thought that was Thomas's because Tom loves his milky sugary milky treats. Kill the wreckage. Charged. Come on Tom, we're not sponsored by dear iced coffee or anything.

I would love to be. Yeah. Well sort of the reason I brought it up is I wanted to sort of can them a bit. Yeah, oh great. Yeah. Um, uh, little out in the table, why don't you? Because we're actually sponsored by Berista Bros. But, but, but, but, but, if anyone from dare or Berista Bros are listening, we would love, you, we love your sponsorship because we're all poor. So please get in touch. With your dare-ice coffee has a three-star health rating out of five. Oh, it's not bad. No, but that's that's bullshit.

Let's count. Oh, it's so full. Let's count the sugar. Let's count it one. One sugar? There's one sugar in here. Wow. There's 45 grams of sugar in this.

45 grams. Which I think is more than coke. Well, I'm probably wrong. We'll find out from our friends. How many podcasts have we done? 24 podcasts. In all that time, in all the time that we've been doing podcasts. No sponsorship from any no sponsorship. No, no, there's been none of that. In all that time, have you ever thought just fucking once when you have something to say, one thing, to just say it into the fucking microphone. Why?

Like, it's so infuriating and you know where friends and you know I'm semi-joking right now, but there is an element of this, where it's like, It's like that you're semi-joking when I have. Because I'm semi-eracked. Awwww. I think it's time for our next segment. Ch-ch-ch-chubby chatter. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha This is Chubby Chatter with our guest, Mince Velazzy. Mince, what is your favorite thing about getting a chub? Chub, chub, chub, chub!

I think we're matching. We're gonna answer this question with a little help from my chick, a little friend. Oh, he's pulling out his chub. Hello! The best thing about Johnny James is... I can't really hear them, eh? You got to hear that.

I need the... Vincent's Chubs trying the chat. We're on Chubby Chatter. Okay, wait. I thought one would like to hear him say that. Chubby Chubby Chatter! Oh, you just... Oh, so... Sorry, Vincent's just giving his Chubs a little bit of a rub.

I think if it's a little bit harder, it'll be able to talk a little bit better. It's lacking the structural integrity to talk about. Well, he's doing that. I'm going to talk about sometimes I eat too much food. I feel a little bit chub as a person, you know, like an I need to hit the gym. Do you get a chub? Well, you're eating. Not from that.

I probably lose self confidence and don't feel confident enough to please my woman. Chubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachubbichanachub Hey, that's even that. Everything in the job, a chabber, chab! What's the, but I was just gonna, I was gonna ask, I was gonna poise a question to say, where's the weirdest place you've had to relieve yourself of your chub, because I have an answer, yeah, had to. Everything that's wrong with society right there and that. What do you mean?

In that choice of words. Sometimes you got it, sometimes you just got a bust of nut. Yeah, that's true. Um, in the bush. Oh, you've done in the bush? Well, camping? In the bush. You went outside and did it.

Oh, the ground. The whole bush. The whole bush. The whole bush. No, no, no, no. You know I kid. So, um, I love the energy of this podcast. We're 50, we wanted to do a year of podcasts.

This is the 24th. It's way halfway through almost halfway through. Just wanted to earmark that. Javit Javit. I'm sorry. You're a child. You ready to talk? Someone's got that cheeky look in his eye.

It's much of a little friend. It's such a big guy. It's double chatter. To be chatter. To be chatter. To be chatter. To be chatter. The answer to my question for me was while I was driving on a highway. T.I.C. it just her better at least a whole ad campaign. Almost sometimes I'm a white bellerat ad campaign. Unless I'm the one who's more way to Belorat. No. Yeah. I'd be better at gets me off. Go in the Belorat.

Get some. I would just like wake up in the morning and it was to keep me awake. So I'd be driving because I'd have to get up at like, say, yeah, I'm not making sense. Have you heard of coffee? I have. I have heard of coffee but sometimes it can make my heart go a bit pulpy. Maybe like a bit of a great a bit of a heart pulpy Grashing because you're mesin on a high

Well I never all right hold on now. I never I never ejaculated Oh I didn't do a count What no it was the came me awake to because I'd have a ripper I'd have a ripper boner All right is this is this really? Should I not be saying? It's strange. It's a strange thing. It's fine. It's healthy. It's whatever.

I'd get into the left lane. So you could overtake me. You want the mucan? I was wearing linen pants, linen, fishermen pants. OK. I don't get your dick yet. No, no, I don't get my dick out. Okay, right.

That's, I'm glad we, there's a lot of Mark stories on this podcast where if I would have cut you off a little too early, it would sound a bit sick. I'm not sick. I mean, I'm ill, but I'm not sick. No, that's good. As long as you keep it. And it was, it's, keep me awake

because I'd be falling asleep at the wheel. Yeah. And so I'd just be like, to try to do that when I was like studying or like doing exams sort of in the middle of year 12 exams, I'd just get my dick out and start mashing it just to, because I'd be tired from cramming it not before. From cramming it into what? I think it's important. I think it's important to try and hold eye contacts with someone when that's going on to try and... When what's going on?

When you've got it out and you're just letting it rip. You just letting it rip. Yeah, okay. Look, it's not something I have done myself. It's not something. I'm just trying to be like everyone else in the room and God damn it, Broden, what's so bad about having a mad in public. I mean, I just had to, that's why I only said it. That's not a clause. That's a one-batch sitting on the table. Hey, consider me president erect Trump. They say we don't do political, but right

there. Yeah, that's a that's where we sometimes we go down. Oh, all right. Jesus Christ. Oh, my compliment, you can't. I was really. I was I was hoping we'd avoid that. Come on. Can't is that the end that the end of Chubby Chatter? We're all finished. Chubby Chatter doesn't end. For this week, it is. For this week, next week we will be back to Chubby Chatter. Chubby Chatter.

We're going to check the Chubby Chatter, when the next Chubby Chatter is. You will always embrace the conversation of Chubby's. We're also bringing out a new line of beverages next week, a Chubby Sider. Yeah. Let's get on board with the Chubby Sider. Check out our new web series, we filmed live at the Chubmore. Yeah.

So live at the Chubmore. Or check out our previous web series, Rumpus Chub. If you want to buy some of our merch, you can buy these with God Hoodies, but we call them Chubbies, and it has our 999 in Sydney on it. Also, if anyone wants to add Tom on Snapchat, he'll show you his dick. He will.

He will, he'll get it out. It's a God Wolf, what is it? God Wolf music? Yeah. God Wolf music. So, add God Wolf music on Snapchat. Tom will 100% send you pictures of his child just asking. And just, and if he doesn't get back to you at first, just keep asking. Just let them fly because sometimes he doesn't check, so it's good when he

goes to check that he's got like five or six reminders. He's very reciprocal as well. You said you said yours and he will definitely send his that's God Wolf music It's a two way straight you can't expect chub without given chub Hey Mark hey, what's that bro? What's what's cool about Zach? What's cool about him? Oh, what what what's your compliment My compliment for Zachary. Oh wow. Thomas, really. I'm so excited.

Look, it's hard because so many come to mind. And it's about sifting through them. So excited. And picking the one, while also saving others for later, because I don't want to pardon my French, blow my load all over your face in one go Because it's not 2012 anymore. No, you know, you want to you want to make You there's that a movie the movie or not the film to just the last time

I've got those act three of that film would have been improved with Anyway, which film? 2012 2012 what which film? Uh, 2012. 2012. What? The film? 2002. I didn't know what's that film.

Made in 2009. Tom, disaster movie. Just, just once I'd love to see you. Think of something to say. Grab the mic and then just say it directly into the mic. If that happens once in my life, I'll be, I'll die happy man. Once, I'll have to be in time. Once, happens once in my life, I'll die a happy man. Once, what were I'm bashing Tom? There's some people who've gone into bat

for Tom on social media. There's about, hey, leave Tom alone. And to those people for Tom every night. Excuse me? Nothing. Move on. I was just saying, some people are going to bat for you, Tom.

I think they're deluded. And we want to say to those people you don't know Tom Yeah, and you don't know what he's like when we turn the mics off You don't know what kind of fucking shit comes out of that man's mouth delusional like and obviously if you think right now This into like this conversation the way we're treating Tom is serious. You're damn right it is Yeah, he's a disgrace. He's letting down the Donna name and to like this conversation, the way we're treating Tom is serious. You're damn right it is. Yeah. He's a disgrace. He's letting down the Donna name.

And I for one, and I mean, he can't hear me right now. He hasn't got his headphones in. I for one, I want to, I want to fire Tom. I want to fire him. Set him on fire or fire him. No, I want to let him go from Auntie Donna. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Oh, it's better Tom! Better Tom! Note my mouth is touching the microphone. Oh! Note I have a beautiful partner named Joseph Klosky.

Joseph Klosky. Oh! Oh! Take a cheeky note. What? We're taking a wavy note. We're riding these down. Better Tom. OK. What? We've taken a wafing note. We're riding these down. That a ton.

One go. Okay. What is it? I don't have a micropeners. You don't? No. Why would? You know what? I don't hold that.

I wouldn't hold that against you if you did. No, but you just, you know, the whole thing with Tom where you gave him a lift home and you were falling asleep, so you pulled out the chub and then you held the bike contract with that entire bus that was in the right lane next to you and Is that like what are you doing? We've got you enough but stop you were like Tom sucks. They were like oh Was that all for nothing? I thought it was off at this moment You're gonna start naming episodes of podcasts so people can find them.

We have them to call this episode microchub. Okay, microchub. What do you want to call it? Sometimes, well, well, well, well, well. Sometimes when I'm on the YouTube, hey, let's hear it for YouTube out there. One of the only social network platforms that's given creators money. It pays its creators. Facebook it comes.

Facebook you got to pay for. Twitter is dying in its asshole. Instagram is fine. The way Instagram is going the way it Facebook. It will. Sometimes a multi-channel, that's the future. The kids are on snapchat. Apparently Facebook are looking into trying to be able to pay their creators with video

content because they want to compete with the tube. I think people with the tube that you can get anywhere you want to. Yeah, good luck. You'd like to be in the game, we'll let you go. Every day you're competing with the tube. I was thinking, we're calling the colon blocker and they get him in the tube I've never had an enema. Yes, I really every day. Oh my yeah, that's very healthy Healthy you only get 15 minutes break you shouldn't be getting blocked up that much. No, I am what you diet like diet

Yeah, what's it like when I said what's your diet like well? Well, let's leave that to the people at home because sometimes I see that you guys have people who animate your podcast and I think that's just jolly dandy. So I'm looking forward to seeing how they're going to animate me. So I thought we could all describe me for the guys. Okay. So I'm there right now trying to sketch me. Vince is a handsome man. Oh, how handsome. Uh, the handsome-ass. He sort of looks like a cross between a rock.

A Rapunzel and a Chico roll. Oh, good, yeah. But he's got the arms of Dwayne the Rock Johnson at his bulkiest. Six-year's man alive just voted. Yeah, thanks to Alan. Alan broke the news to him. Funny enough that it's the same time his movie's coming out. Yeah, what a coincidence.

Is the rock single? Married three kids, third marriage, I think something like that. Wow. Wow. You know what I was looking at the other day Oh, no anyway Well, what were you? What was you? No, no, no, no, I can't I can't go into it Why not? I'd rather does let's just cut all of this

Okay, all right Well, that's the end of the podcast. We've been so we have you back sometimes soon when when you let me out of the room I'll go freshen up and then I'll be able to come back another time. That'll be great. You'll go home, we'll record this in out of the four weeks, we won't just do it now. You'll have you back. I'd like to leave the room after the podcast and I want to be here. You're going to have me back. I'd like to leave before I'm back.

We're not going to keep you in the podcast room for a month. Thank God. Then we're not just going to do another episode and then release this one four weeks later. Definitely not. That's what I'm saying. Oh, no, not at all. No. As long as I'm able to live my life freely and these are our podcasts of very, uh, where we were called the Moecov. No, we just record them the week of to keep up to date. Um, you know, I'm sorry. that's how we were able to comment on the Trump presidency. Which happened? Which happens? Probably President by now. He might be. I don't know. But can I just... What are you guys doing for Christmas 2014?

Oh, I'm eating... Well, the jokes happen, but okay, I'm going to have some have but okay I'm gonna have some nut aloe Yeah, you're at the families house. Yeah, I'm just I've got to make some nut aloe Bring along have some nut aloe How about maybe some a prawn Because we do things different here. Yeah, that's right. That's the end of the podcast And I'm just can I just say one thing? Please. I think it's a shame that some people in this podcast room took up a lot of time doing

their compliment because other people, I'm not naming names, other people didn't get their compliment. It's a shame that we didn't get around to everyone getting a compliment. I don't know what. That's a shame. You could do it now really quick. No. Unfortunately, we have run out of time. I think that's a shame that's happened. These podcasts are said by us.

We can sometimes, they're 36 minutes, sometimes, they're 28, sometimes, they're 40. So, like, it's pretty rich you saying that. That's all I'm saying. Not naming names, though. It's just a shame. What, what, you expand on that? I just think it's a shame, because I wanted a compliment, it would have really boosted my mind. Mark, give him a compliment. Well, it's a shame that we've run out of time.

I haven't had time to sort through the variety of compliments I'm sure I have. We can add extendency, we can add five minutes. No, no. You can do all the compliments you have no it is it's fine I've said it's a shame, but it's fine Vince I Sorry, you got to pay attention man. Sorry, but we're doing it. We invite you in for a podcast

You've got to pay attention. We get you in here, man And you you do this I was you do this. I was paying attention. Every time. I was paying attention. What was the last thing that Romeo said to Juliet? What was the last thing? Oh, come get some. Correct. Correct.

It was paying attention. Come get some, come back next week. Audience, goodbye. Good night Australia. We'll see you next Wednesday, the 45th of December. Woohoo! You've been listening, the 45th of December. Woohoo! You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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