Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 220 - Rusty Sheep Stations

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

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Take it away Mark. Good evening folks. Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. Of course, the Anti-Donna podcast being a podcast where you get a peek behind the curtain and sometimes even behind that curtain, sometimes we set up multiple curtains. There is of course us performing on stage as the characters Mark, Zach and Broden, behind that curtain. There is Mark, Zach and Broden, the real people discussing what they're going to do on the stage. And then sometimes we even get a peek behind that curtain because that itself is a stage, the area behind the curtain.

So the stage, so the podcast is, there's, when you see us on YouTube, or help, help, help, help, when you see us on, it's an improv. Today, what we're doing is, we've got Today, what we're doing is we've got a very special guest to Broden Galley. I like that whole bit. Yeah, that's a good bit. We've got Broden Galley here. Now a couple weeks ago, before we got followed by Bieber, we wanted to look at character. Character is something that we do on the Antidontal podcast. There's been many great characters in the anti-donna universe

Mr. Bull I can't think of any other good ones, but mr. Bull and That's my joke. That's you my joke. That's your joke. No, it's your gym on Nazi bill But today Broding Kelly had a character that he was going to bring in. We've of course had dangerous Dan or Dave. I can't remember what one it was still. I can't remember. But we've got Broden Kelly here and they're Broden. You wanted to bring a character to perform on the podcast. No, I don't want to bring a character. You guys said you had the idea for a character you said I've thought about this character No, I said no, there's no I said I said I've been I've been for some reason I've been watching a lot of the country music channel. Yeah, yeah, and I said maybe I could do something about that

I That's funny that that's how you remember it because how I remember it is you came in and you said guys I have a perfectly realized character. It's like you're in my head, Zach, because that's my recollection as well. I'll be right back. I've been developing him for seven years at Second City. I think anything Mike Meyers has done,

this is how layered and perfect this character is, and we said, okay. I was a bit more of a mid-grand for me. It was, I remember Brodyn coming in, actually, and saying, I've got to carry that. In any way, we've got a bunch of ideas for this character. They're not fully formed. I'd like to try and form them on the podcast,

but I'm not coming in with nothing. I'm not coming in with, I've been doing a bit of this and that could be a character. It's so funny because I remember Broden came in and he said, Worms, get ready for the greatest character of all time. I'm willing to hedge my bets on this character and I bet you a million dollars. He's really good Broden would you like to um you have the floor? You can just send it like out out set up or you can jump straight in You know I'm rusty sheep stations on a country music singer from to Womba. Where's to Womba? To Womba's out back, top skipping a jump mate

from where you are the big smoke. We like a real different out here. We love, we love, we love, we love, then drinking some beer, then we like to salute the troops. Eh. So he's going straight to his song there. Good work, Broden.

Um, I thought that was funny. there. Good work, Broden. I thought that was funny. My name's Rob Broden. Oh, sorry, sorry. You're a sheep station. Right, right, right. Of course, of course. Rusty sheep stations. Now you are right.

Now you just jumped right in there, which we really appreciate here on the Anti-Dunnel podcast. We really like characters. Well, thank you so much. We're just simple people from Outback. We've forgotten a lot in the Big Smoke press. We've got, we play our own music, we tour around, we rock it like nobody else. Okay.

Rusty, do you know, so Nicole Kidman's husband is Australia. I can't oh my Keith. Yeah, he's the buddy Keith Yeah, he was just a gigging Australian Country music star and then he went to Nashville and became really famous and married on Nicole Kidman Do you know him? Did you know him before he became big and famous? Oh? No good old-fashioned Keith Keith we used to call him chicken shit. Okay. We call him chicken shit back in world playing. He was hired to a need to a grasshopper. Oh my my rusty shift stays. So you've known Keith Urban since he was a child. Yeah since he was 22. How old are you? I'm 22. You're 22 you've known Keith since he was 22. How old are you? Ha ha ha. I'm 22.

I'm 22. You've known Keith since he was 22. Yeah, I know. He's just used 22. No, old now. So we're just going to fact check that one there. So I'm so sorry. He's a bit, he's, uh, let's have a look at his birthday.

Born in 1967. He's been in 1967. So 1967 he was born. Oh, no, so all he is all the matters of knowing him from way back. He's 52. I think is that 52. Sorry, 52. He hasn't his birthday yet. He's coming up. He'll probably be 53 by the time this comes out. So your 22, which means you were born in. You do things a little bit different. I mean, you were born in 1998 and you've known Keith Urban since he was 22. So he would have been 22 in 1989.

Now Mark, here's your big smoke from I'm talking in country is I'm 22 country is old. That's two years to one year so 44. 44 yes. Can you Keith Urban when he was like 22 country years so you knew him when he was I've never seen him so yeah God that means if you've known him about eight years maybe oh sorry I'm not great with the maths. 44, yeah, so about eight or nine years. So he was already quite established in Nashville at the time. Yeah, man, man, one of them rock and roll country concerts

where you put your boots real high, you beer real cold, and you're singing all out on the ride, damn road. Get a non-bag with a boot cut jeans I'm loving that singing and rock it and me and what was the name of that concept that you met Keith Urbanette? I couldn't remember which one. I think it was that holds well that holds up well It was around 2011 2012 with that helps jogging Having we played the Cooper's pale ale sunset of a canopy festival in America Just Google it. Could you just Google that?

Where was that at? It's funny because I don't know if there's many American country music festivals sponsored by an Australian beauty group. I don't recall. Cooper's? Once again. It was in Australia. Once again, Broden. I was in Australia.

Broden, what was the name of that? It's not Broden, man. Oh, I'm sorry. I just Broden's just doing such a great job. I just want to. I'll do a Rusty Cooper's. Rusty Sheepstations, my name. Yeah, and the name of that.

I'm going to assume he's gonna be, misremembered the name of the festival a little bit. So if it's a Cooper's festival in Australia, I've been on the whole of the South. It's a canopy. Cooper's countrymen. It was up in the forest. Okay, which forest?

Oh, it was touring. Okay, so you didn't do it. Okay, so there's a different festivals. We didn't do a big bunch of different festivals. We didn't want to open Kakadou. So what he may be referring to is Cooper's run, which was a fundraiser for the eggnob. That's what it was, yeah, I met him there. And that was in 2019.

But that was a status that we did in 2001. So there's been one. Because it was a fundraiser for the music festival that's happening in 2020. And you can contact Lynn Crawford if you needed any details. No, it's because that's a, that's it. That was not the first time we did that festival. We did it 2011. The Cooper's, Cooper's, Sunset Overcannopy. fundraiser for the 2020 show and Keith he loved

rocking on his guitar I said one day you're gonna meet that special lady and that's why I wrote this song my blue he love I love him so much with my cold beer and my boots all tight getting on a road in simple to do but we make it work out here that lyric getting on a road ain't simple to do but we make it work out here. That lyric getting on a road ain't simple to do. Let's break that down for me. It's interesting because, uh... Well, sometimes hard to get on a road.

You got kids back home, you know. So you had to fight with the lady. Or works just not paying you right. You've been sometimes you you go get on that road get in the town. Lyrically your work is very interesting and you write a lot about the country as is my other story. Absolutely, I'm a country born boy. Yeah song names let's go. Song names. You gotta be honest, I think I'm gonna have a cross to bear there. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. 20 song names. Let's go. Hello Prom, for me I got that many songs in my boots. Which reminds me of my favorite song. I got so many songs in my boots. I got one.

Number two. Pops had a litter. Pops had a litter. That's a great name for a country song. That's about my beautiful bitch Red Healer. She had six pups, we had to put down two. Can I jump in here? I love this list, but just to mix it up from the Dangerous Dan podcast,

I would also love that. I would love to. I don't think people should hold grudges. That's my favorite song. My favorite song, don't look back in anger. Let's go. That's what I wrote. Don't look back in anger, by a way.

Yeah, I wrote that. Okay. No, no, I wrote that. Did you write a four-o-waces? What is that a cover? Is the oasis? I don't know who this oasis is. No, that's such a far-fetched idea that you wrote.

Thank you, wrote, don't look back in anger and don't know who oasis is. I'd buy it a little bit more if they covered your song. Okay, I know who they are. Right, okay. I know who they are. But I haven't heard the song. This is very old. I just want to just jump in here.

So you're 44 years old. No, I'm 22. I talk country very much. 22 countries, absolutely. So 22 countries, which equals 44, we were established. Now don't look back in anger, was written in or was released. No, I'm going to take a guess, 93, 94. It was the early 90s, so...

No, that's the best. For people who hold me, can't you seem to not have much of the facts? Oh, no, absolutely. I'm not a fan of all of these things. I just, I would just expect you to know those things. So it was 1995. I don't know, that holds up.

You're 44, maybe early career, you wrote that song. I wrote that song Could you give us a little taste of it the original the way you sing it? Yeah, yeah No lyrics. It's one of your most famous songs Yeah, you wrote it of course, so it's one of those scenes. It's like writing a bike you never forget something that Of course, so it's one of those scenes that's like riding a bike you never forget something that Like yeah, I got it Slip in the side, I am on, don't know what you might find the better place to stay said that you've never been But all things that you've seen slowly fade away or bump bump

And so sadly can't wait she knows it's too late as we're walking on by So slides away But don't look back in anger her just say but I'm bump but over there bump That was so good We're gonna cut I can tell you like it. No, we absolutely idea. We're gonna cut to an ad now I just heard my alarm go off I can tell you liked it! No, absolutely, I did. We're gonna cut to an ad now. I just heard my alarm go off, so I believe I did get a package delivered.

We are in lockdown and everything I've bought in retail is a package. I'm gonna slip away, Mark. I'd love for you to continue this questioning. You're just going? I am gonna leave. I was gonna give you the heads up on this, but I completely forgot to do that

So we're gonna cut to an ad And I'm gonna come back and I this is I know this is bye. Bye. Okay Oh no, all right. What's wrong there nothing nothing? I am you remind me of when I was a squirrel hide will grasshopper That's when I wrote this song Okay, young blood You're missing it. Well, I mean What else we what were you telling me? I know singing monkey All right, well, I look you don't have to sing anything if you don't want to I would love to know a little bit about your backstory

You say you're from to umber Uh, did you grow up there? What were your parents like do you know steely dan those kinds of things? love to know a little bit about your backstory. You say you're from to Wumba. Did you grow up there? What were your parents like? Do you know Steely Dan? Those kinds of things. Which question do you want me to ask? Yes, answer you.

Where did you grow up? What school did you go to? How many different instruments do you, do you always been a guitar man? I tell you when I was four or eight years old or seven in country is, I was you when I was four or four years old or seven in country is I was out the bush And I found a little steel guitar That's where I thought I'll go write a song and that's when I wrote

Yellow submarine you put yellow submarine Yep Okay, so yellow submarine It is thought to have been written by Lenin McCartney from the Beatles. I was written by Ringo on Back by the way. It's written by Ringo. Oh hey, that was already nice.

That was already nice. No, Ringo, it's Russ, these sheepstations. Definitely, definitely some song won't ring go. The song writer is our Lenin McCartney, so you can fucking cop that one then a mccartney sheep stations but it is sung Primarily by ringo and I believe that song came out in 1966 Which is actually if you look at it in a way. It's 900 wait. What's half a night? Hey 900 wait what's half of nine? Eight and

What's half of 1966? I don't know I don't know Broughton I'm not Rest in sheep's face. Sorry. It's just you're doing such a great job. It's important for me to acknowledge Oh, okay man, 983. That makes- Country is. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, country is. 1966 was 983.

All right, well let's hear it. Let's hear your version of it. Yeah, you know, the crop in town and the people coming around for the bush ride town and getting on the back The dog in the truck and put it up for a boo-scoot tan Oh We're not building Oh say right on back

You get a little yet a submarine down back don't tap it One second I just I just need to take a call Hello You get a little bit of submarine down back don't that Bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit working any so good. Haha. Wait, I'm really sorry, man, but I just thought it was important to call and just let you know that I'm working on that. The package thing and this, it's not great, it's not great, it's not very professional, I'm really sorry. What was going on there, man? I'm doing the best I can, bro, and we're just starting to explain to that guy that he's supposed to be the straight man in this episode. And he's keeping the ship on course.

And he was calling me. And often we do this in the anti-donna podcast. Often someone will call someone on their phone and we'll do a bit. And I'm like, my thought when I saw my phone ringing, it was Zach Rueh and I was like, what an interesting bit that he's doing. Usually we do this on sort of a call-in show type scenario. He's called me.

I was like, this is going to be very interesting. And he's just dropped out of the Zoom completely. Zach, are you still there? Yeah, I'm here on the phone. So what's happened? Is there's been sort of some technical issues? Tell him, Steve, I'm here on the phone, Mark. So what has happened? There's been some technical issues. Tell him, Steve, Steve, the bush, the bush. Steve's there, you're meant to hear.

My computer's sort of stopped working. Everything's kind of gone to shit, which is sort of the nature of things. And I just need you, what I need you to do is kind of keep the mood up. This embrace of things is happening. You and Broden, you guys have got a good energy. If you can just keep that energy rolling, I'm gonna work on this. Tell him that internet,

I add the country when things work. I don't even happen. Okay, so what, right, so that the, what's happening at the moment is, Broden will often just be speaking over the top of you. You can't hear him, and I have to try and listen to both. You tell him that out in the country, we make things work.

Okay, so out in the country, Rusty Jim, once you know that out. No, Rusty Jim. Rusty. Rusty's sheep stations, once you know that out in the country, we make things work. Now, I believe that is a bit of a... Things are simpler out here.

Things are simpler out in the country. Which is where my favorite song I wrote. Things are simpler out here. He's a simpler out in the country. Which is one of my favorite song I wrote. Which is things are simpler out here. His favorite song here, Verote, is things are simpler out here, Zach. Now he's saying this all to me. I'm not making this up. I have to relay it to you because you can't hear him.

Zach, I can hear him. But he can hear you. So that's great. And I just want to say to Rusty, and I think you're a really great character. You've really been bringing it. I don't really love what you do, a man. I'm so sorry about my... What's that, sorry? I just got to relay that to Rusty.

Well, I think Rusty can hear me, can't he? What's he saying, Mark? So, he said, wait. Oh, I think he's actually coming back. He's saying Rusty can hear him. Who are you talking to him? Oh, I think Zack's coming back. He's saying Rusty can hear him. Who are you talking to, Matt? Rusty, I'm talking to you, Rusty. Rusty, can you hear Zack? I can hear so many things in the morning, wake up, hear him, galas coming up.

That's the galas is from the country. He's got a Rusty sheep's station. I'm going to go, Matt. I'm going to speak to him tonight tonight. I'm gonna come in and it's like it didn't even happen. Okay. I'm gonna be like super positive, super upbeat. Tell him, keep it afloat with Rusty. Yeah. Tell him all I need in my life is my dog on the positive energy.

If you tell Rusty, if you can hear Zach, you'll be in proper fucked. Tell him that all I need in life is my pickup truck. All Rusty needs in his life is his pickup truck. Where'd he go? Young up. That's why I go to go with Telstra in the outback. Are you with Telstra?

You got one of those phones with the big antenna? Yeah, I put it on my front, so I can go out pig shooting. And then you come back in, have a a beer and that's all I was about And we have we're joined now by Zach Rwain on zoom and He's calling again, I believe oh Wow Okay, you tell him I'm keeping the energy up. I'm keeping the energy up. I'm keeping the energy up I'm keeping the energy up. I'm keeping the energy up.

Yep, Rusty. Yeah, a lot. No, you're not Rusty. Rusty. Hello! If you can hear that, I am happy to be the conjure-it between yourself and Zach. If that's my role, if that's my lot-in-life, if that's what I have to do to make this podcast work, I will do it. I always, I've established earlier and earlier episodes. My needs always come second. You know my favorite song I've ever wrote? I just need you

know two minutes to just sort out this issue lead the zone call. Yeah. If I'm here doing this I can't be funny man. Tell him. My favorite song I've ever wrote. I'm gonna go Zach when I go beep X-R when I go beep. You stop talking. When I go beep, beep. You start talking. Rusty, you have to respect the beeps. Okay?

I go beep, Zax stops talking, then you're allowed to talk. In between the one beep and the two beeps, that is your cue to talk. Rusty, okay? Mark, one term out of top load of stop working. And we lost all that barley sugar. Zah. I tell you what that year, just tell him.

Rusty is just talking about how he lost his barley sugar. And the top loader comes down. This is part of his sugar. He's about, he lost some and a top load. It's something about a top loader. I'm not following it. He's not respecting the beep system. So remember, The top loader blew up and we had to get in a town and make it work. The top loader. I'm not following it. He's not respecting the beep system. So remember,

go to the top loader, blew up and we had to get in a town and make a work. The top loader make things work sometimes, even when the weather's bad. Rusty is in system. We've had a few dry years. Rusty is in system. Dry years, a hard years.

Rusty, I'm gonna fucking cut your throat and fuck the wound. I need you. Oh my, I need you. To fucking chill, all right. That's the most I've seen. Oh my, I need you. To fucking chill, alright. That's the most I've seen. I have got a system and I have not been allowed to implement it. Okay.

Shut up. Oh my god, I just, I could call you back on Zoom maybe and that would be better once I've worked out with the problem in. Can we just give the beep system. Chillzac. It's rusty! Rusty! Chilsack, that a dry year's a hard year.

A dry year's a hard year, Zach. Well, that would be a hard year, you know. Is it a eupharma or a country music star? Oh, well, you're a bit of both when you work out country. It's a full-farm music, man. I can't have you both talking at the same time. Beep said the same thing. Beep country.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. No, you don't beep. I beep, Zach stops talking.

Beep. Rusty talks. When I beep, beep, Rusty stops talking, Zach talks again. You all just talk to the top of me! I have a system! BEEP! I wanted to leave and come back man! Wait, are you talking now? I've done a single beep. That means you stop talking Zach. Rusty? I got sure.

That is your cue to talk. All right. Upon the performance of a beep beep, Rusty's socks or... A dry year's a hard year. Beep beep. Okay, absolutely. So that means now that I... What does that mean, Matt?

Rusty's like, what Rusty said? I don't know what Rusty said, Matt. Rusty's still continuing to trade over the top of you. Tell him that. Things are a little simpler in the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just love our, you gotta support the local pub. Zach, do you support the, ah fuck, beep, beep. No, yes.

Zach. Beep. No, stop beeping Rusty. He can't hear you, beep. You beeping only affects me and my mental health. And I need you to stop Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Well then hang up I've got you on the phone you're not on the zoom sack

You've dropped out twice. I'm trying to keep the energy up I'm trying to keep this is all falling on the my shoulders It's okay. I'm chill. I'm chill Babe will no stop. He beeped again, and it means nothing. It means nothing. Has no effect on Zach, you beeping Rusty. Ma, yes. Can you ask Rusty if he ever performed that Churchill Saloon bar that with my local when I was younger? He can hear you.

So you just can talk directly to Rusty. Rusty, did you ever Yeah. It's a good performance. Churchill's a loonbar. That was my local growing up next to a noodle box. All right, Mark, I want you to relay everything I'm saying, a zackie boy. A zackie? Yes, I'm going to relay, I think the beep system we can let go of if we just... If we're clear, he beeped again, Zach. He beeped. Do you need me, does that mean I need to talk now? No, no, because you can't hear his beeps.

So we're going to ignore that the beep system ever existed and we're just going to be kind to one another. All right. We're just going to be generous. Be beep. There was a double beep there. Again, you can do that. That's not, Mark, I'm not doing any communication. That's just one of my favorite songs

I can stop. All right, so we need the basis. It's clear to me that we need the beep system because Zach is just talking and He doesn't know that you're also talking Rusty in the we're gonna you're on a road trainees mark I need to ask him a question. You know what a question. Stop. You know what a road train is? I know what a road train is. Zach. Road. That was from Rustic.

Road. That means Zach stops talking. Rusty, this is your platform to talk. When there's a beep beep, Zach, you're allowed to talk again. That wasn't a beep beep. I'm bringing the beep system back in. The thing was working twice. Because you're both being cunts. The kind of thing wasn't working. You're both being of thing that's been being cut. The kind of thing that's been being cut. The kind of thing that's been being cut. The kind of thing that's been being cut.

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I think there's potentially something in me stepping away for a second, having a breather and letting you before you do that. And Russ can talk to each other now. Yeah. You tell us that. You're talking Zach one second.

Beep beep. But I may have performed at the Churchill Pum. You really stop talking Zach. Really everything I'm saying. Zach, it's just going to sound, no one's going to be able to make out what you're saying. Rusty, I understand. You've got a bit that you want to do. I can. Zach, I know bits are I'm from. Beep, beep, beep. Does that mean I can talk now? And what I'm,

I'm fine. Beep. Sorry. Beep. Just beep. Just beep. Sorry beep just beep Just beep beep just beep Now you relay everything I'm about to say I've been there and so many pubs in Australia My guitar young up that hung up is he mad? I don't know I don't know I Don't know if he's mad, but he hung up. Maybe his int, maybe his phone, reception dropped out. You were not being, he's calling. I'm getting you call. Hello? Hey, it's Rusty chips. Why are you calling me? Why are you calling me? We're on the Zoom together!

I was telling you I've been out there for a long time. Hey Zach, I'm getting a call. Oh, you're getting a call, hello? What's this? Where is that hot, white music coming from? What's the hell's going on? I don't know this big fancy city stuff. One second, I'm getting another call here.

One second. Hello. Eight. Oh. I... This is the ideal solution. This is the ideal solution. Rusty, you call Zach. That way, Rusty can hear you. Are you

can hear Zach? I don't have his number. Why would I have his number? Can you read me at his number? No. No. Oh, hey, I'm getting a call. Hope it's not some scammer. Hello. Hello Rusty. Hey, who's this now? Is that Keith? No, it's not Keith Urban, Rusty, Rusty. This is Zachary Rawena. I hope you don't mind. I got your personal phone number from your agent. Oh, you got it from Sally? Yes, from Sally. I just wanted to call you to let you know I've been having some technical issues with the zoom. I know Mark told me about it So Mark told you about it. Yeah, man. That has been the vast majority of Mark saying it's been the vast majority of the Mark's upset because you can't hear him I didn't realize I thought this would be the best

Develop some sort of I was thinking we could develop some sort of beeps is the mark mentioned you would do it some Bakes hey on I got an idea why don't you two sit up? I'm gonna use a bit of old-fashioned I'm gonna add another a bit of old-fashioned country ingenuity like we learned all right Let's see let's see if I can get a group call going. That's what we do in the country. Most podcasts would have just stopped. All right. Hello. Hello. I'm Mark. It's Zach. Yeah. How are you, man? Should I? Should I? I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Good. I think Rusty may have forwarded me onto you. No, I think we're all on a group call. I think we're all on a group call. Rusty, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, this is good. This is, uh... It's not ideal. It's not ideal.

It's not ideal. I'd be able to do better as a slide pause while I work out for technical issues. But, you know, I'm trying to try this for a bit. I guess we're time pool. We're time pool. I just, like there, I can't think of another podcast. Inexistence. That wouldn't have gone. Let's just stop for a moment and fix this.

Do you need to mute your microphone potentially? On Zoom. Yeah, no, on the put, yeah. On the put yeah on the put you have muted yourself I just get it there yeah yeah yeah I don't know if that's just been my phone maybe just mute your computer as well yeah how about now that's better so here's my concern who my worry, the bulk of that podcast I couldn't hear, at least one of the people. So I worry that maybe some of the important comedic rhythms of the answer on a podcast

maybe will compromise. No, there's no maybe about it. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine. Exactly. It was fucked. It was fucked. It was fucked exactly. It's still hitting itself.

I tell you boys something though. You gotta make your work when the range is gone falling. You gotta make it work when the rains are falling Everybody knows they're either falling down I want to thank everyone I'm calling the putt cut I'm so rusty, would you like to come back another time? You know maybe when all the technical issues are a little more work Yeah, that sort

of thing. Oh, I think I've said everything I need to say. Yeah, do you have a Patreon or anything? Yep, you can go to the Rusty Sheepstations Club. We get in there, you get little songs. Get little songs. Yeah, little songs. Get little songs. Yeah. Little songs.

Yeah. I just want to say, guys, you know, thanks so much for, you know, the parcel delivery was completely on me, but when those technical issues sort of happen, you guys really kept it afloat and you kept it driving and I really appreciate that. I apologize with my laptop and whatnot, but thanks so much for keeping it afloat and keeping it going. I want to know there's a couple of things I want to know. Do you think your audio file is safe? Well most of what I did, Mark, and I'd love to keep all this in the podcast. I'm glad you're asking me now. Most of what I was doing during that,

the reason why I wasn't really bringing it was because I was making sure my audio file was safe. So the result of that was and yet no the audio file is on my 90% sure. So yeah, all right I'm calling this, I'm calling the pod. I'm calling the pod. I think it's been great. Yeah, it's been solid. I'm Rusty Sheepstations. Yeah, we know Rusty. You're making little songs on Patreon. Right, Rusty. Would you like to close us out with a performance of your hit song, Yellow Submarine? Yeah.

I did that already. You already did that. See how am I meant to eat other now, I can tell you that he was on the phone. He did do it, he did do it. It was very different, different, different tune. I was doing my best with the bait system. I was doing my best with the bait system and neither of you respected it. Why couldn't I couldn't hear him? I didn't know that he was doing that. I'm sorry man. It's not on you, but you did disrespect the beat system. No, absolutely. No, just a beep. It doesn't listen to this one. No, this is a bad just. This is a bad one. Maybe we'll just call this one Unlistenable Podcast number one. Like, it's not getting anywhere. You clearly didn't listen to 25 through 60.

Right, okay, so that's the, I'm calling it. It's been so much fun having you both on the podcast. Thank you guys for calling in and thank you, Broden, for your wonderful character, roughly sheep's stations. It was enlightening. And I love the kind of podcast that we bring to the world is one that, regardless of technical issues, we do not stop. We do not stop. And that is one of the kind. It's both our advantage and

our health and our curse. Sometimes you're great as strength is you're great as weakness. Absolutely. Rusty thank you so much and I'm Broden thanks for a wonderful character. Yeah thanks to Rusty for being a great character thanks for Broden for performing the character. Hey, thanks the Rusty for being a great character. Thanks for the program for performing. Hey, you're welcome. We're happy to be here. I'm gonna hang up on you now and keep doing the podcast. Hey, everybody, these are the Rusty's sheepstasy. Yes, I'm your self-prod. You have to unmute yourself, Broden. I can't hear you. Broden, I can't hear you. Hey everybody, it's the Rusty Sheep Station podcast. You gotta get on down to the shops

and get yourself a charcoal chicken. You gotta get yourself a charcoal chicken if you wanna make a sandwich tomorrow for lunch you gotta get a charcoal chicken and bring an envelope and why don't you get a little bread and put that chicken in the sandwich. I've stopped recording. Put that chicken in the sandwich. I've stopped. Put that chicken in the sandwich. Both other boys have left the podcast but Hobbs still doing it. They'll do it a podcast, yeah! I'll stop now, too.

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