Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 229 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 2

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

This week its the return of a fan favourite - 30 Minutes of Straight Fire! patreon.com/auntydonna auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donner Podcast. A weekly podcast where we improvise fun characters and bits. Sort of like how we develop our sketches. This week we drop the jokes and just played down 30 straight minutes of excellent freestyle. You listen to the only dog of podcasts. The greatest fucking bugger in the world.

Bro, I'm like a tank and sometimes I guess. We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. Yeah. Anti-donner, the podcast. Yeah. 30 minutes of straight fire. Take it away, Mark. Go! Oh, no! Hey! Well, well, what's going on? We're singing a song and it's a lot of fun. Fung's what I call fun when I wanna rhyme a song, but I am done. We're having fun.

Yeah, it's really long. It's going on a song and we're stuck in on the gong. Yes, it is. Yes, covering everyone in tears. My name is Broden Kelly and I'm a little bit smelty. Go, Zach. Yeah, Zach. I got a crack, got lots of cracks and I all have a purpose, my bum crack, it does poo's and my mouth crack, it does mues and my eye crack, it sees the world and there's

so many fun things in the world like water slides and roll the coasters and let's not forget party pies My name is Mark, I live in the park, in the park There's a lot of bark, not just on trees Dogs making sound too, barking all the time while they're doing a poo I like to dig a hole and bury cats. Then my neighbors cats that make a lot of sound when they go meow, meow, and they grab, drive me around town. Town is what I call my brain, I'm going crazy.

Mark, bury cats. How about that? That's a signal of someone being a serial killer. Yes, yes. When you kill pets as kids, then lots of times you grow up and then that is a way that you learn about the process of killing people, you practice on animals and then there's a pathway to murdering human beings. Yes, marks potentially serial killer.

Just to be clear, I just do it for fun. It makes me feel really good in the bum. I get it a little bit more. Just to clarify. I get it. Well, say what you gotta say. If you're getting sexual gratification from fucking killing cats and burying them, that's a more indication that you're gonna be a serial killer.

And to get some therapy as soon as Motherfucker possible. No, no, no, you've misconstrued at me. I didn't mean that the tingling Makes me feel like a sexual god. It makes me feel like I'm stuck in a bog. Yeah, once again That's the same thing that in a ball. Yeah, once again, that's the same thing. That, if you're, if it makes you feel like a god, that's more, uh, suggestion that you're gonna be a serial killer. Yes, you are, shout out to Jay Dilla.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Just change the fabric of the beat. Just find the beat. Yeah! Yeah! Can I just help get a hint?

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But you say, yeah. I've got something to say to you over there. And that is maybe, yeah. Maybe, yeah. Maybe, yeah. But maybe, no. Maybe, no. But maybe, yeah. But maybe, yeah. no! But maybe yeah!

But maybe yeah! But maybe no! And maybe yeah! I'm a no man and I'll always be no. Nothing can change my opinion on so. No, no! How about that? Mark likes to go and bury cats.

There's many ways that you can approach a simple problem like a bloody cockroach. You can say no, no, that's not for me or you can say yes please, a Teeheehee. I'll get my gun, I'll load it up, oh my god, I drive down the street. No to shut them up. Oh my god Bang bang bang out the window. I go Shirting up the LD like I just don't know. Oh my god Macbana what the fuck you doing over there? Panna no, I'm a bomb bar champ of lamb ham champ lamb fam. Have you ever had a ham sandwich? Have you ever had ham sandwich from a store? From a store

Yes, I have got a ham sandwich I love ham sandwiches. They're really delicious. I love hem sandwiches, they're in a matami, I'm yam yam I'll eat hem sandwiches every day in matam I'll eat a chicken sandwich too, if you're given that to me too, give me a chicken sandwich please Put mayonnaise on that, yes please, I'll have it with lettuce I'll have it with lettuce, don't get rid of the lettuce I'll have it with lettuce, it's a crisp, it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp, is it crisp,age. Oh, when we lose confidence at the end of it, unless we just do some gibberish.

Lamb famage, lamb famage, lamb famage, let me say. Lamb famage, lamb famage, lamb famage, let me say. So many people will come to you, say I can't eat gluten, da, la, la. I'll tell you why, I can't eat gluten, cause I can't cover it in my time,

and they'll tell you that instead of a sandwich They will just put the ingredients in a big thing of lettuce Wrap it up, that's not a sandwich I'm happy for you But that's kind of more like a salad thing Too much meat, in this world, too much meat In this world, you go to an abattoir, killin' cats, killin' cats in the abattoir Killin' cats, I'm in to say cats, I'm sorryattoir, they're killing cats, killing cats in the abattoir. I'm not a cat, I'm a man to say cats, I'm sorry I said cats are goat cats on my mind, too much meat, we eat meat, it's all package, it's all real meat.

But did you know that they have to kill a cow with a little pole, that goes into the skull, they're killed for the cow and it's really messed up and they never cut a head off a chicken can't. This is putting us to our limits and we've still got 23 minutes. No! Yeah! Is that true? Yes it is! Broding Kelly! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, let me tell you the latest news in Hollywood today and do poos. They're blind. Oh, this is too far.

Oh, go, go. I'll make a run of iris report public health confirms my deaths. Oh my god, that's a full on that I thought. Now I'm gonna find something fun. Predator returning with 10 Cloverfield Lane, Helmo Dan, Traction Burke at 20th Century Fox. I'd love to know your thoughts about whether he can pull it off at 20th Century Fox. I saw tenent the other weekend.

I saw tenent the other weekend. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's the worst movie I've ever seen I fucking hated it so fucking much Chris Nolan can go and get fucked. I thought it was the worst couldn't understand a thing and the action sequences were okay Hey, I'm Sorry that your feeling Sad today, but you haven't clearly seen the

The day, but you haven't clearly seen the Councillor Directed by Ridley Scott and written by the guy who wrote the book for the road. It's a very bad film so much worse than Tenet. Movies are fun. Now let's get down to it. Let's get down to it. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad.

RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. RT Donna, fucking you dad. Tannin' to what's gonna happen to you dad.

Tannin' is not that great, but I think there's good moments that I masturbate to. Tenant's was only a fucking ad if you've seen Turner and you think it's cool, one, what happened, two? What were they doing, three? Who did they work for, four? What the fuck was going on, five? Explain to me the plot, go, Zach! Ha ha ha, you silly boys, you clearly just didn't understand it. I'm a smart boy, really smart, I love movies and being smart. I got what was going on, I tell you everything that was going on. I'll tell you why. Christopher Nolan is really smart.

I am smart. I'm a smart boy. I understood every single part. Two times 10. What? Two times 10. 24. Seven times seven.

49. Five times eight. One, two. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 5 times 8, 1, 2 Mark, 8 plus 7, 24 2 plus 2, 79 Correct Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah 5, 6, 7, 8

Mark, can you spell hospital? Hey Joe, SB, 7, 8 Mark, can you spell hospital? Hey Joe, SP, IT, AL Very good Zack, can you spell Hospital Hospital Too easy boy Start with a hitch and go through the hole

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Some smartest guy in the world, you've thrown the question, I'll tell you the answer. All right, can you spell chatty shop? Chatty shop? I'll chatty shop. What do you mean by chatty shop? Spell the word chatty shop. That's so easy, I'll tell you how you've got to use etymology. Chatty, where's that from?

I'll tell you what, it's from the Greek, the Greek, Gerrottas, Appata. Chara, tapas, Appata. Thatas, a patar. Charotas, a patar. That's a word that means to battle, battle, then, became batar. Batala became shopping, and that is how you spell chappy. Yeah, I need Donna, remix. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Check it. Mark is a chatty shop, a word. I actually don't know what the fuck is saying. What are you saying when you say chatty shop? I had to look it up. What's a chatty shop word. I actually don't know what the fuck saying. What are you saying when you say chatty shop? I had to look it up. What's a chatty shop? Chatty shop is a shop where you go to have a chat You can buy things if you want but you can also have a chat Oh you can have chat you never shop you can have a chat or you can have a shop the options a limit list It's up to you what you do in the chatty shop. I get clarity on if it's a real word

Or did you just make it up? Is it a short version of chat's and shops? Is that what you're saying when you say that word? Let me ask, answer your question with another question. What was the name? Character's name in tenet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Isn't that interesting the lead don't know?

Isn't that interesting the lead don't know? In my motherfucking defence, I we don't know in my motherfucking defense I also don't know it Leonardo the Cabaret's name in Inception is or in any other film to be on It's all less like Nolan has had some problems with his filmmaking for a number of years But our generation can't accept it. We don't know what to do We cannot tell you what is poo. We can't tell you anything wrong and now people are saying things that are telling me that tenets are not very good for reasons that I have listed for many years all the way back to Inception!

So here's what happened when I saw tenets I was sitting there with my cousin. Wait. And we were both confused about what was going on and we were looking at each other during the whole song and going, blah, blah, blah, what's going on. And then at the end when Robert Patterson turns to tenant spoiler alert. I'm spoiler alert.

Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. He's got a clue, this is to spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert! Mark's gonna do a spoiler alert. Yes he is, his name ain't putt. He's gonna tell you what happens in the film. Yes he is on the film.

Yeah, Ronan, Kelly loves the fuck. Yes I do. Mornin' brown, Mornin' brown. Yeah, you get out. Alright Mark, spoil the film. Just before you spoil the film, I need to be clear to everyone. If you haven't seen the film, please don't go get COVID for it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it.

It's not worth killing people for it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It whole song and we're going what's going on. Who is that? And then when Robert Patterson turns to Tenant because I don't know his name. I'm calling him Tenant. Watch Washington. I'm just calling him Tenant. I'm pretty sure Robert Patterson is Tenant. I don't know. I don't know. So then when he turns the him and tenant says the Patterson, Hey, who hired you?

I turn to my cousin, not knowing what's going on and I said to my cousin, he's gonna say it was you. Pattern? Oh, for fuck's sake. I have his name. I'll do you. Just let um, uh, Killamite just do his intro. I like Kill. I have his name. Oh, do you just let um Kill a mic just do his intro. I like kill a mic do his intro What is name? I've got this character's name. What is name? I'll tell you his name. What is name?

Brodo kill is gonna give you the juice, the character's name is protagonist, it's just protagonist, that's why you don't know his name Because he doesn't have a fucking name, doesn't really know his name is because he doesn't have a fucking name Mon and memes, meme, meme, meme, meme, meme The main character that has no emotional depth also doesn't have a name. Good job, Chris Nolan, what a cool way to connect to your protagonist. Don't know his name, don't know what he wants. So know what he cares about, don't know who's working for. Don't know what he's doing or what. He's working for himself.

Very cool, very nice, very cool, good twist. Don't fuck yourself, Chris Nolan. Oh my God. As a person who just wrote a Netflix show where no character has any depth or any backstory or any explanation, I feel like coming to this man's defense. And fair enough, I laughed as much at our show as I did when I was watching 10th Don't You Know! Well, that's bad for us, and it's bad for that movie because both of them should have more of the either way.

But let's change the subject. Let's talk about something that's not this subject. Right. What did you do on the weekend, Broden? Oh, when's the movie? See, Tenant? Get to the air. I saw it at the movies! I saw it real good! It was making me feel groovy! No, I didn't! I saw a Sophia Coppola film about Bill Murray and his daughter Rashida Jones.

No spoilers! On the rocks! I haven't seen it! Was it good I in ten to go and see it? If you like, films where nothing happens and then it's pretty well acting, it's quite nice to sit in it for a bit, but when you get to the end you're like, why the fuck can I see this film, nothing happened, Brodon Kelly, wanted to go and see this film, but it's good to be back in a cinema and watch things in a cinema.

Let me tell you just one thing about the thing that you just said. I'll tell you what I need to say and that is this and that is this. When you say do you want to watch a film with nothing in it, well I just watched Tenet, so yes, please, I just watched a film with far too much in it. It needed about an hour less content. The film needed to be as long as it was, but with an hour less content. The film needed to be as long as it was, but with an hour less content

you see. Just sit in it, no learn you see. It's fun what you're doing I quite liked it. I saw Prima in 2004, just like I'm sure. You did too, but you need to chill out, man. If you're gonna do Prima, just do Prima. Maybe just when you do Prima, just leave out the art stuff, which I like actually preferred, but that's a different movie. It's a different movie. If I'm sitting here trying to work out the stuff about forward time and backwards time, I also can't then be thinking,

well, what's the specific tax reasons for the free port? All right, let's change it up a bit here. Okay, yeah. You're on the weekend. Me? What did I do on the weekend? I was gonna tell you about it, take it away now, Mark. I went to the movies on the weekend.

I saw a movie that upset me a lot. It was made by a man who's made other movies that I used to quite like a lot. Sounds like he's talking about tenet. I'm talking about tenet. There's only two scenes in tenet.. Walking and talking about shit I don't understand or an action sequence about what I don't understand. What are they talking about? What are they doing? Who do they work for? What is happening? It's the worst movie that

I've ever seen. The worst movie I've ever seen I'm watching Fargo season 4 in my home and enjoying the show open the door I watched Queen's Gambit the last week, I like the way she moves her little chest piece Seven times ten. Twenty nine. Eight times six. Easy son, you do an E and a nine. I and a G and a H and a T and a space. And a T I M, you do an E and a S and a space and a can.

Remember the next number, but I would have spelled it easy. Broden four times five. 20. Seven times nine. Take seven times 10 and take away. Three, seven, sixty, three. Five times eight. 40.

Nine times 10. Nine. 12 times six. 90. 12 times six. 72. 10 times four. Motherfucker 40. 10 times four is 140. I said 40, didn't I?

I thought you said 140. I'm sorry. Bro, Kelly got the rope. I don't do well at maths. Yes, I was born in the right time in history. If I'd been born 10 years earlier, I would be put in an institution because I can't do maths and I can't do shit.

Oh no, no, no, ripety tip. Just in my defense, the mix in my headphones is favoring the music so I could fully hear when Broden said 40. To me, it sounded like 140. Just wanna make it clear for the folks at home and the cunts on red it who will undoubtedly call me a dumb cunt. I know I'm a dumb cunt you don't have to call me a dumb cunt. I'm just preparing a list for you. No remix remix remix. Check it, I'll keep you. Check it, I'll end with your list.

I don't have the list yet. I'm just sort of like pre-cursoring it while I step away. Pre-cursor it now. All right, yeah. Well, these boys rap and argue amongst themselves. Zach Rewane is preparing a list of movies that are demonstrably, critically, and publicly agreed to be worse than the film tenant.

A flawed movie, a movie that I didn't particularly like, but maybe a little extreme to call it the worst movie of all time, because the acting cinematography, brutalist architecture at the very least was solid enough to give it more than worse. My name's Bruno Kelly. I love to rap. Yes, I do. I rap a tat, tat.

I used to work at the MCG. Yes yes I did, I got a vasectomy. The cut my dick so the cunt didn't come, yes I did, and then it goes on the tongue, bro, and Kelly, going to the shops, going to buy some pasta scrocs. I wanna make a baby with my girlfriend, but I've had a vasectomy, they went into my balls and they chopped off my nuts. But then they gave me the nuts in freeze a bag. In case I ever change my mind and I want a baby.

Who knows what could happen to me? Maybe one day I'll do a come meet and I will get her pregnant. But that's just the thing that may or may not happen. We obviously, we both have to be in a financial crisis. You really think that when you get a sick to me, that's when they take a testy out of your body and put it in a freezer. Is that what you think?

That's what you think down the sink. Well, if it's not then explain to me why I've got my nuts in a freezer bag at my home right now. I couldn't tell you one thing about that. I hope that you're just doing improvised comedy. Who knows? Who knows when it comes to Mark? Who fucking knows? Sometimes he'll say things that are true and other times not. He's a mystery. He's a mystery. Tenant sucked. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that ready with his list? No, no, he's not. But I'll do it anyway. With his list. But I just want to say before you do your little list, I think that it's okay if my opinion is a little bit different to yours. I'm okay with the different opinion.

I just want you to consider that you have said that this film is the worst of all time of millions of films. This is the worst of all time of millions of films. This is the worst. I haven't seen every single film in the world. What I said is it's the worst film I've ever seen. I paid good money to see the movie. And when I walked out a bullet in me is where I wanted to put into my head Because I would have rather been fucking dead Then have to sit through that movie again Now please give me a list so I can send Cats and Glitter and the Counts are love

Showgirls trolled to in dirty grandpa! The Listic X versus ever, just some of the movies, I'll end movie 43! I had more fun watching cats, I had more fun watching cats, I saw cats and I had a good love, tenet, I didn't have a laugh. That's all I wanna say. Oh no. Oh no. That cat's is pretty okay. Oh no, you just said that you didn't laugh once

when you were watching tenet and now I need to say that you also said there's as many laughs in our show, Aunty Donna's big ol' house of fun Yo, I'm in total to my opinion It can change at like a mark Cheekin' You don't think Auntie Donut's big ol' house of fun is funny?

Well, I never said that dude But you did, man You said that you didn't laugh once in tenet and you also said that tenet is as funny as Antidona's big ol' house of fun now man. Oh shit, we've all got different opinions. You need to understand that. Every one of us has different opinions but when you say that, 1 plus 1 equals 2 two when you say that You're saying that our show is poo and I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm gonna change the way we do treasury in this country

But be a bit of a serge while I do it. Yeah! Ah. Someone better go. Someone better go. Someone better go. Someone better go. Three minutes left. Three minutes left.

Someone better go. Someone better go. Who's gonna end the rap? Someone better go. I guess it's up to me, young! I'm broken, Kelly fucking your dad Broding, Kelly, how are you dad? Oh, yeah, whatever you dad, I'll find you dad I'll fuck you dad, I'll find you dad

I'll fuck you dad, I'll fuck you dad It's probably working at his work Or come to his work, I'll fuck you dad I'll fuck you dad, I'll fuck you dad My name's Broding Kelly, how do you do? I got fun in the beat, fun in the beat Fun in the beat, once I the beat, fun in the beat, once I find the beat, I find my feet.

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Okay, I can explain this, I'm Mugi. Mugi and Togi, explain to me who Togi is, who Mugi is, and where you guys come from. I just need you to count me into whatever the fuck you're chosen for the music Cause I like Zach have a bad sense of rhythm Check it out Moogies, Moogie and Toogie It's Moogian Toggy Who is Toggy you asked? What a tired Toggy is it a Moogie?

Moogie is the boogie and the woogie and the doogie and Toggy is not Moogie but it's Toggy Moogie is the way G.S.Maria has a Luigi no Toggy and a brother He ain't my friend T you ain't back No series Took you my best friend No he's not He's took you my enemy No no no

Took you and Pookie have a relationship Took you as my whole And took you by Sure Took you's like TARD TOOM-A-R-E-R-E-R-E-R Took you as a took you by Mookie

That's a Pookie When Tucky is gonna Tucky then Mugi is gonna Mugi cuz you can't Mugi if you're a Tucky, Tucky is gonna go down to the Tucky Tucky can get all kinds of things but you can't get a Mugi on a fucking kill you Never Mugi if you're Tucky! Never Mugi if you're T, have a book if you're talking Don't get a door, book if,

Mugi is always a book if, Mugi is always a book if, But don't get, is a book if, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Togies kinda like that grandland too Mugi, Mugi's got the thing there to say But Bullseye, Togies, my side are I've got a girl in every show.

And when I go to that place, I make sweet love to Togi, do you? One thing Togi and Mookie do together is Togi. With those Togi, Togi in the front and Togi in the back. Togi, Kael girl, Togi reverse. Togi from behind and Togi from the back of our silky cow girl silky reverse. Don't give them behind and silky from the back. Moogie, Moogie, Moogie and Tuggy, we love to silky everything. Moogie, Moogie, Moogie and Tuggy, yeah we're silky and if you can't handle that. I cookie all over Moogie's back.

I cookie all over Moogie's back. Where we do silky'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna get all over, I'm gonna The most When Tuki-Tazuki hid and take no prisoners Tuki-Tazuki like you have never seen before Tuki can't even breathe after once He's gone Ha ha ha Tuki goes ye ye ye I'm the person that could have fucked You are Tuki, you're really good at fucked

Tuki fucks Tuki, every day We fuck and we fuck Ye ye ye Rod and Kelly's got nothing to say Tookie wants to know what Brody has to say About the fact that Mookie and Tookie do sugi And they cookie all over the day That's the end of the podcast

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