Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 233 - The Santa Podcast

Episode Date: December 15, 2020

On today's podcast the boys bully Tom into playing Santa and Rhys Nicholson pops in! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. G'day legends and welcome to another rip episode of the R&T Donner Podcast. On today's podcast we're trying to perform a Christmas miracle and Reese Nicholson drops why and says G'day. Remember if you're loving these wacky podcast tips, you can get access to Heapsmore every single month at the anti-domeclub.com Ooh, ooh baby, ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a bit more balanced. All right. So you want me to start, Zay? I'll do it here.

Yes. More claps, good. Then give us some music, Zay. All right. Did you just say give me some music, Santa? Your Santa, come. Your Santa. I don't give you.

You ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. You're getting, it's gonna be fine, man. Don't stress. Okay, yeah, just three or four minutes. Is that, he hasn't pressed play yet? Yeah, I'm just waiting. Second one's ready to do three to four minutes.

Just, if you're like, oh no, oh, visit the game. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Just, just, until you run out of juice. And then you just see, you're flying across it, and you see the auntie, you go, oh, the auntie, don't at home. A few of them are on the naughty list, but I'll visit none,

if you need like us to throw in a suggestion for what to do. Just say, say, you use my dad's word, say banana rama. And one of us will throw in a suggestion. And the microphone, you know how you use the microphone? Yeah, you just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right up there. Yeah. If we can get the entire podcast where it's just you

and set to close. And then you can stop at any points for suggestions. Yeah, that would be, I think that's the podcast. That is the podcast. You're not coming to visit Andy Donner. You're doing the whole podcast. And what's the banana rum? Banana rum, anytime you're stuck,

ELA banana rum, and we'll come up with some suggestions we'll work on it and then we're back to you and you play all the characters if you can play Mrs. Corsair to close well let him find it shall we yeah all right was that dry I was pretty dry I'm I'm all right this is great intro. I hope you've recorded all of this. Yes. Great. Good morning, cunts! Welcome to the Santa Claus podcast with your host me, Santa Claus. I'm here to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year.

It's Christmas time. Today we're going to go around and see all the people that have behaved themselves this year and put them on Noughty and Nicely's and the ones that have been nice, we're going to give presents to and the ones that have been naughty and tell them to get fucked. Oh, banana aroma. doing it in time to get fucked. Oh! Banana Rama! Alright, alright, so what's up?

Alright, I've runny out of stuff to say. Already? You know it leaves the first one minute. Okay, I don't want to be too hot. If you can go and say goodbye to Mrs. Claus and play both characters, I think that would be good. Yeah, I think you're gearing up. I would say you're gearing up to leave, um, to leave a new about to visit all the boys and girls,

but, uh, go and talk to Mrs. Claus and maybe something isn't quite right. Take it away, Tom. All right, here I am off to go on my trip to deliver all the presents to the nice people. First I've got to say, see you later to Mrs. Claus. Oh, get out of here, see you later. Oh, hello, Mrs. Claus.

I'm just off to deliver all the packages to all the people that have been nice and not the naughty ones. Okay, see you later. You have a fucking good time, can you? All right, love, see you later. Banana Rama. I just wanna say, I can't wait to like it married, so I can refer to Naomi as Mrs. Banana in casual conversation. And, which is clearly what Sienna does.

You're saying banana rama too much for me. Yeah, I'm not going to try to try to try, like when you feel the need to call, that's a final call. If you feel lost, try to improvise your way out of it. Maybe an elf can come in. Right, that's why I would call upon you guys to... Right, no, no, no, no, no. It's very hard to bounce off yourself.

This is Tom. Yeah. Tom, we're giving you an opportunity here. Haha. There is a listenership of thousands. Hmm. This is your opportunity to show your training. You did do the number one comedy podcast in New Zealand.

Tom, the number one comedy podcast in New Zealand. Tell me, the number one comedy podcast in New Zealand. Tom, if you play this right, you could be cast in heartbreak high. Oh, they, they will be looking for comedic performers. They will be looking for people that can sell emotionality as well as comedicality. Mm-hmm.

Both comedy and emotion here. We want the two, I want to see from you the two, I want to see the two drama masks, not just the one drama mask. Do you know what I'm talking about when I say that? Yep, the neutral mask and the unusual mask. The happy drama mask, the comedy one and the tragic comedy mask. That we're just dropping hints at this point.

That the drama will come about two thirds in, but Tom, you've called banana rama twice at this point. We explain to you the plot up until this point that the drama will come about two thirds in but Tom you've called banana Rama twice at this point We explain to you the plot up until this yeah because I felt like I was destroying the No, no, you don't know a beautiful wonderful job But what you've got to do is commit so I don't want to hear a banana Rama until you've at least If I yeah said goodbye to Mrs. Claus, talked to the head elf about loading up the sleigh, fed your reindeer some carrots, you can write this down if you want, and then visited at least a couple of

homes. Now, we're 230 episodes into this and we haven't made a bad podcast yet. That's true. So would we steer you wrong? Would we do this if we didn't think that we could make something magical? And also, for this to work, the idea of Tom running an entire improv would be a miracle if it was a success. It would be. A Christmas miracle. A Christmas.

Let's just see. So, if you got that Tom, you know, up to the point, I don't want to hear anything until you visit it a couple of homes, okay? Okay. No banana rama. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If you called banana rama, you will get nothing. And when Zack says Holmes, he's not talking about the Nola Holmes tongue. He's talking about households.

He's talking about households tongue. He's not talking about Sacramento, Centage Brishorn Homes. Oh, one of my favorite players. One in mine too. Yeah, he's good. Okay, Mrs. Claus, fucking see you later. John! That's the head-elf, by the way. John.

Do I play John as well? Yes, that's a level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I shouldn't be talking. John, come here, you can't. Oh, hello, Tom. Hello, Santa. I'm not I shouldn't be talking John come here. Can oh hello Tom No, hello Santa. Um, it's Christmas Eve. It's the big night where we're gonna deliver all the packages to all the good people This is good. Yeah, can now go get Rudolph fucking ready mate go get the other reindeer and Put them on the slate sounds quite's got rough around the end of the day. Yeah, I'm stopping.

Dona Ramas. Dona Ramas. Yeah. This is a PG podcast. Yeah. And so it actually, if you look on Spotify, it comes under the kids category. And so we need to keep it PG.

Yeah. I was just finding that it was easier to maintain character while leaning into swearing. I want to commend you for making Santa the sweary one and the elf. The elf didn't swear much at all. So for me, while the voices were exactly the same, it was easily able to tell who was speaking,

as every second word, Santa said, was some sort of like swear or profanity. Whereas the elf was doing clean material. Oh, I think that was just a great choice. Just want to earmark that back into it. Okay. Okay, Santa, the reindeer and the slayer ready to go. All aboard, all aboard,

get all the presents in John. John fill up the slay with presents. We've got kids to deliver the presents in John, John fill up the slate with presence, we've got kids to live out of the presence to John. John, this year you can come and sit by my side and help me this year. John, there's a special treat for you. You've been me health, me head off for 800 years mate. It's time for you to jump on board and become my official right in man, mate. Yeah, great touch. All right, very nice. John, no, this is impro. Tom, keep it in your head. We are having a conversation and it's running parallel to your impro, right?

All right, John, check the thrusters, mate. Oh, wow. Make sure... Root of it. A little bit of Christmas chronicles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure Root of has the little bit of Christmas chronicles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure Rudolph has the fucking high beams on him. I cut. Oh, I see. Hard no one's wearing, hard no.

Sorry. Hard no. We actually, when you look at the stats on Acast, you can see the drop off. Yeah. I would say no swearing, unless it's your impulse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you feel motivated to swear,

or you feel like the character would swear, then I feel like that's okay. But otherwise a hard, a very, we're drawing a very straight line here. We got to, we want, if that swearing is right, you know, like you can, you know, use your judgment. There's nuance to this, but it is a hard no. Yeah, and S and an F is okay every now and then.

But a good F, if you drop a good F, that's gonna be very fun and more loyal. I would avoid a C bomb at all costs, unless, of course, like, you know what? You know, yeah, you know. But hard no off all the squares. Just use some nuance there and use you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But hard-know-of-all of us. Of all the swires. Okay, just use some nuance there and use some comments. Use some comments and it's discretion.

DJ, hit those tunes. No. John put the high beams on, check the thrusters, and let's take off in three, two, you're nice. One. Oh, like a rocket. Santa, we're blasted off off is that Mrs. Claus I think

no that was John I'm talking to Zach Tom I was having I was talking to Zach that was John can he just has a slight eye voice what Tom what Tom no I know John did not have a slightly high voice before Mrs. Claus had a higher voice. You had a really high voice. We need a little bit of consistency here, Tom, with the characterisation. Otherwise, I'm going to get very confused. And I'm not going to be able to enjoy this magical Christmas tale.

He's not as close. At this point, 10 minutes into the podcast. I can't see this working. It would take a miracle for you to bring this back. A Christmas miracle Are you ready to go? Yeah, come on. I noticed you said cunt there as well. I did not Do you genuinely not know you said cunt? I didn't know this you said cunt you called me a cunt You're a cunt. Wow, you're a fucking cunt.

You're a fucking cunt. Alright, alright. Get them churns, DJ. I did. Alright. I already had it. Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. We do sometimes have to put the hard word on Tom.

It's about encouraging him to be the best improviser that he can be. But if that negative energy starts flowing between us. If we start turning on each other, this Christmas miracle will never come to fruition No, don't Tom needs magic. Tom needs magic. Enjoy. He needs positivity occasionally needs the hard word if he sets it wrong But you say hard word you mean like in 80s like you know chatting up a lady like I'll put the hard word on her Or do you mean like the hard word, reprimanding something like a ton occasionally needs because I'd put the hard word on

Tom. Yeah. In 80s way. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Tom gives me a stiffy. All right, DJ, hit them tunes. Do you need to? Don't hit the tunes until I said, do you need to? Do I say here, guys? Do you need to? Something when you work out, you can say it before I hit the space bar, but if you say it after I hit the space bar, then you don't get to say it. I feel like it's not fair that the DJs...

F***, okay DJ, hit them tunes. No, no, no, no, no. Look, it seems natural two of the three members here for, if you count Tom, which I don't, but two of the three members here for if you count Tom, which I don't but two of the three members here feel like After the tunes have been playing it's an appropriate time to say all right DJ hit them. It's a coincidence that the three who think that aren't in charge of the space bar But we can change that I feel like it's is very easily Solved by you not hitting the space bar and DJ hit them tunes Did you hit them tunes?

And if DJ if you can hit them tunes that'll be great. I hope you're okay. All right, so all right I feel like I'm in charge of saying DJ hit them tunes when was that decided? Okay, we're getting into it now. All right, DJ hit them tunes. I did it! You fucking can't. You're being a can't now. And now I'm swearing and I know this is...

I know this is PG for cars. It's okay if you swear. Oh. Here's how it works. This out works. I can hit the tunes at any moment. DJ hit them tunes. And you can... If you say DJ hit them tunes, I can turn the tunes at any moment. DJ hit them tunes. Mm-hmm. And you can, if you say DJ hit them tunes, I can turn it on.

If you say Zach, DJ hit them tunes, I will turn it off. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. DJ hit them tunes. DJ hit them tunes. No, so you don't have to do it in the end.

DJ hit them tunes. But what happens if it's often I say it, then it stays off. Nothing's off. Okay. What happens if he's off and I say it? There's a say off. Okay. What happens if he says it now? I will tell him off because he knows the rules. But I'm aware of it.

DJ hit those tunes. DJ hit those tunes. Sorry, I need you to hit those tunes, DJ. So Santa can get back into it. Do you want Santa to get back into it? I want the DJ to hit those tunes. Okay, well then maybe DJ hit those tunes. Great. Thank you and DJ hit those tunes So stop stopping it. What? You're done. I'm not I've never said being a player. I never told the DJ to stop the tunes I've never done that. You know the pro DJ stop those tunes

Okay, so that's another layer. There's another layer there So if he says stop those tunes, the tunes play. I assume this much now DJ Ah, okay. So that's another layup. There's another layup there. So if he says stop those tunes, there's tunes play. I assume this much. Now DJ, stop those tunes. DJ, hit those tunes. You can't say that there.

Why? You can only say it if it isn't playing. But it worked. It stopped it. DJ, stop. DJ, those tunes. DJ,o, DJ those cheats. DJ Sto, DJ those cheats, those cheats, those cheats. I would like to continue this Christmas miracle magic with Tom. I'd like to see where we get to.

And I just say this can't is doing such a good job of sin. It's a fucking the manest can't, never can't. This can't, I can't wait. I hope he sucks his own can of clay, though. All right, take it away, Tom. All right, take it away Tom. All right, come back it's. Toss cut off.

Tom, that's deplorable. That's filthy. Nice, and basically put me the podcast, Tom. We can just be. Oh my god, Tom, he's the thing man. Like when I, I'm an adult, I love swears, I love Quentin, Quentin Tarantina. I'm an adult too. Here's my two very things. A ice cold beer and a, and a, an a porno.

Yeah, I love porno magazines. I love Chico Rolls. You're still watching porno magazines? You watch your pornography on the internet. Oh, really? No, no, I don't know. I do is I line up about 10 gifts. Right, I get about 10 web pages and line up the gifts because the gift only loops about 5 seconds of it or so. So I sort of get that first gift and I let that loop until I'm sort of feeling it and it's exciting and then the excitement

starts to go away and I'm not as horny anymore and then I flip to the next gift and then I start to get a bit more excited. Here's who. Usually by about the sixth gift gift I'm not as horny anymore, and then I split to the next gift, and then I start to get a bit more excited. So it's usually about the sixth gift gift I'm ready to come. If you can burn that onto a CDE, or put it onto a blank floppy disk, and bring it to school and give it to me at recess, I would be happy. I don't have CDE driver, I've only got a floppy driver.

What I could do is I could print the gifts out on my ink drip jet prints up, and put them into kind of like a plastic folder. I would love that. I would love that if you could. And hey, if in exchange you'd like me to draw some pictures of naked women with a pencil and paper,

I'll see that absolutely. I'm to do that for you. Great, thank you so much. Take it away. All right, hit those tunes, DJ. DJ, hit those tunes. Hit those tunes. DJ, hit those tunes.

DJ, hit those tunes. And then Santa gets started. DJ, hit those tunes. What hit those tunes and then Santa gets started. DJ hit those tunes. What do you do with Mark? I want the DJ to hit those tunes. Every time you say hit those tunes, he stops. I know. I want to see Tom nude, performatively speaking. So you're purposely stopping the tunes.

The music has been giving him an unfair advantage. And I want a challenge, Tom, because I think he's ready. All right, great. DJ Hiddoshins. DJ Hiddoshins. The most wonderful, beautiful of the year. Wow. The sultry sounds of his voice.

It's the most... I can't, I can't. I don't like it. Yeah, I need the music. I need the music. Okay. I just feel like we've got a DJ, and we're not taking full advantage of him. Yeah, I've got Christmas songs lined up here. Can you play the Hundred Gecks Christmas song?

Mark's been raving about it. It's on the screen. It can be a treat if we get to the end. Maybe that's a special treat. If we do a good job. I bet. How far are we into this now? We're now halfway through this podcast,

Tom for an ad break. And you know what? It would be a fucking miracle for this to be listenable. Yeah. So far. What? There's no way. There's no way it would be a miracle. A Christmas miracle. Did you hit the chin?

Here we are just flying over and Alaska. Good night. We're going to go to North America, John. We only give some presents to some North Americans, John. Canada or... Canada. Canada. No, this is a funny thing that happens

I was thinking of Canada and Calgary at the same time and I said can I go can I go? Can I get their drawing? Are you going my favorite center going to Calgary? Because think about Calgary is it's only a limited window of nighttime. Can you can you have that's for you? Can you have Santa and John just talk about that little messap, talk about Calgary Canada back and forth a little bit. But also, Sansa, if that's the case, shouldn't you be hitting like Scandinavian stuff first? They have very low. How do you know?

Well, I was fucking beligning for. What did you do to us for the fucking podcast? Unless it's summer, is it summer over there? Unless it's winter, then they have long, it's quite dark. Oh, you're talking about the length of the night. I've never considered that in the Santa Claus' meat sauce. Yeah, he can control time. I thought he just goes really fast like the flash.

Well, it depends on what Canon you're engaging in. That's my Canon, and I won't be moved on it. Did you hear them, kids? John, it wasn't as funny when I said, Kanagada instead of Kanagada and Calgary. You know, you didn't say Kanagada. What did I say, Kanag I said Kanagada instead of Kanagada and Calgary. You didn't say Kanagada. What did I say? Kanagada? Kanagada. Kanagada. So when you miss...

I hate it. When you miss... When you make a mistake, remember your mistake. And you also need to explain to John, like, so John knows the plans, but for us as listeners, why you were thinking Calgary is Calgary the first step. Just a bit of back and forth, just to get some context as to why you said Kanagha. John as a play, so why this and then you explain.

He's your exposition, you know, he's your, is my story tongue tool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And some consistency between with the characters, John and Santa, because I had to be a stickler, but you were doing the Mrs. Claus voice for Jon at one point. I was. Yeah, but I'm okay with that.

I'm okay with that. Personally, I'm okay with that, so it is up to you. As long as it's clearly defined, because for me, it just felt like Mrs. Claus all of a sudden was on the ride, and that was just confusing to me. Of course. So just a little bit of clarity there would be great time.

Yeah, let's just jump into it. I do want to give Tom a bit of a run here. No, I think I hit them. But Santa, why are we going to Calgary first? Very good. Well, John, the thing about Calgary is when we were on tour there, mate. It was like sunny all fucking day, so it was like 11 o'clock. Two or is it?

Is that like an altitude? It was like 11 p.m. And the sun was up, and then 5 a.m. the sun was up too So very limited time to drop off the presents to the well-behaved people That's cool Santa and then where's that's miss school? That's good. I'm trying to stop John's office. I could cut him some slack man. Yeah, he's take it easy Can we've done a lot of these. It's just confusing. Fuck and take it easy can all right.

But bash me fucking take it easy. All right, I'm taking it easy. Don't make me start attacking your character work mate. I apologize. Tell me you recorded video for the patrons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, great. Yeah, Bronan's recording. There seems to be. Oh, yeah, there you go. That was ain's record. There seems to be oh, yeah, there you go

That was a setting for me. Sorry not relevant to the listeners just Just sorry for the anti-donut club. We always supply video fuck whatever you doing Sorry, I can explain the issue. I can explain the issue. We that was race Nicholson Oh, was it you just had no to race? Come be in our Christmas podcast. I didn't know it was you, Rayce. I couldn't tell if you were doing a podcast. We are. We are. Oh, I always do. Always do.

We're joined by. We're a little nice. Lucky for you, our podcasts are very loose and un-eliscentable. They're a bit taric. And so now we get to say featuring Rayce Nicholson. Rayce, may I say, you look absolutely glowing this morning. I've got about an inch of makeup on. Absolutely gorgeous.

Reese, we're doing a Christmas miracle podcast. Oh yeah. But let's just take a brief interval to say, when does your show come out on Netflix? Oh, so it has a 20th of December. There you go. That's so soon. Oh, that is a Christmas miracle.

A Christmas, it's like the movie with the little girl from a children in it. Yeah. There you go. That's so soon! Oh, that is a Christmas miracle. A Christmas, it's like the movie with the little girl from a children in it. Yeah, it's miracle on $45.34. Oh, $35.34. And that is a remake, you know. That's a remake, yeah. It was originally with a little fat boy. Yes.

Really? Yeah, I think so. Who grew up to look exactly the same? You know when people, little kids grow up and then they're like, they're always short. They're always short. I do race. Yeah, yeah So just so you know Tom is playing Santa Tom's going on a Christmas adventure We're not in this one. We are we're not in this one

But every now and then Tom can stop when he runs out of steam. Yeah, he says Natural improvised no, no quite poor. Yeah, he's actually doing a wonderful job. He's doing an incredible job He's character somewhere to go, because you could help me. Hey, sure. I've never had any, it could be I get I've never had anywhere to go. Yeah, Reese, if it's okay with you, it might just make it Tom doing the M Pro.

If you have any good ideas, we can stop the podcast and chuck them in. It's just, I just, I feel like it's important that it's just like a ride of passage for Tom. Yeah, we started something and I'd like to see it through. And Brodin, I just think if Tom gets, if Tom pulls, that's all right, where you see you have the microphone. I'll just talk loud.

If Tom, and it's often the audio quality that people love about this podcast the most. Yeah, it's true. If Tom pulls this off even without race, I think that'll be a miracle, don't you Broden? Something, something pull off. Yes. At Christmas miracle.

Mm. DJ hit them shins DJ DJ sorry thanks a joining us I was just gonna leave this note and you think busy, but I'll you can give him feedback if you want You have to give me feedback you need to go. No, not really then say all right I didn't like this the notes say, but you can go. Just say, hello boys, it's my wrist. You sound busy. I'll come back later if what I was going to say.

OK, that would be it. We're not busy. No, we're not. We're not when it's just a podcast. Yeah. It's race. Excuse me. I have the right to, I have the right to, no.

No, no, no, no, you can't just break the law. It is not the law. It is the law. We set the law. What the fuck is going on did they hit them chance or uh... john we're done with calgary mate we gave some good presence to some good people now we're off to north america

to loss angelic i know i don't know what i'm saying. I'm not going to improvisation. We're going to the United States of America to Los Angeles to visit those anti-donacans, to decide whether they've been naughty or nice. All right, we're flying through the clouds. It's a beautiful night. Time is stopped.

And here we are. Yeah. What do you think? No good, good kick-out. Stay in it. I would say, show don't tell. Show don't tell. Yeah, I mean, like, oh, we're fine to the club.

I need to. It's like I'm narrating my own path. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could just walk the path. Yeah, I think Reese is giving you a criticism there. Yeah, which is fair. Yeah. I mean, studio. Sorry. No, I think race is giving you criticism. Yeah, which is fair. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm just saying

It's because the me it sounded like you were saying And he was going yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing yeah, oh, but but it's oh yeah now I was definitely criticizing him, but it wasn't I wouldn't call it like it was a it was a credit It wasn't like a big criticism. No, no, no. At this point in the podcast. It was constructive. I was trying to be constructive. At this point, I genuinely don't think there's a way that we can redeem this back to a place

where it's list-nibble for anyone. It would take not just the Christmas miracle, but the most fucked, biggest miracle in the world. A Christmas miracle. Hmm. All right, did you hit them, kids? Miracle in the world. A Christmas miracle. Did you hit them, kids? All right, here we are, John. Oh, Santa, is this the anti-dominance, yes?

Yes, as seen on Netflix. Now, are we gonna go down there? She may and then save their own length. That's my John. Yeah, John, let's jump down. Right, we're in the kitchen, let's go to Mark's room first. Let's knock on the door.

Knock, knock, knock. Mark. Mark. Oh you want me to play Mark. Yeah. Can I do like it over the top races character chore of Mark of Mark or it wouldn't it doesn't have to be racist Yeah, because I just can't do real impersonations like you guys are great Do that do the because off air Mark always does that Jamaican accent

You know, Mark you do that you do that accent you put the wig on The rust that with the dress, it's a cute character. Yeah, it's awful. No, Tom, just do a... You can parody, maybe, but the comedians have parodies. Yeah, on the silk. Wow, very well. Racy, you can help Tom out here if you wanted to give him a bit of a...

What would it sound like if you did it? Yeah, what would it sound like? Boosey! They feel like that's a pretty... Of course he's the inward there. Yeah, yeah. Like I know in the crown they use the word instead of yes, they say ears.

Yeah. And that's how they get into the action. He is, he is. He is. He is. And so it's very similar to a boosey. I think that's the mark in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I've never really impersonated any of you guys before. Well, this is what our audience want to hear. Yeah, they want to hear me. And remember, remember Tom, we want to get you cast in Heartbreak High. Remember Tom, we want you to get cast in Heartbreak High. Yeah, good. That was good.

I'm mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm throwing a couple of pussies and I think you've got it. I'm mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm throwing a couple of pussies and I think you've got it. I don't think that, you know, obviously there's no chance that any of these are going to sound any good. A Christmas miracle.

Alright. Did you hit them, James? Mark, it's me, Santa. Have you been a naughty person this year or a nice person this year? Oh, get a Santa. It's me, Mark the Nana. Oh, that's a good Mark the Nana. Mark, we're getting Tom to do us. I was just saying that was easy.

I was just confirming that he did a great job. Now is that Tom doing Mark just then? I honestly can't tell. I don't know. I'm just giving in some positive. I don't know who's Tom anymore. I don't like this. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm just giving him some positive. I don't know who's Tom anymore. I don't like this. I'm scared.

Was that you doing Mark? I didn't say anything. This is Mark. I said nothing. I want to make that clear. So what I think happened was Tom was doing me and then as me he also went, how you're doing a good job.

I'm freaked out. That was incredible. That was you. Wow. This is like an Eddie Murphy movie. Sorry, it's a company. Yeah, a company. Sorry for clarity.

I gave my microphone to Reese Nicholson when he walked into the office. And now I just have to shout to get picked up by the other microphone. No, there is more than enough room for him here. So much more than enough Alright Yeah, there you go Alright time, you like to be interesting That was interesting

Alright, let's see Mark, it's Santa Have you been a good person this year? Oh, good I might Yeah, I've been a very good boy this year Oh, that's good Well in that case, I'll give you a new Xbox. Suckbump pussy! Oh, I told you, that's the end.

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All right, race, it's me Santa. Oh, get a Santa here, why are you? Race, have you been a good person this year? Have you been a naughty person? Yeah, I think a good person this year. It's missing something. Yeah, it's missing a little something. It's missing a little something It's missing something. Yeah. Yeah. Need a little time. Little something. That's just missing. Um, well, Reese, you've been a good person

in years. I don't say um. I don't say um. You've just got it. That's one. That's in Pro 101. Yeah. I've been thinking a lot about what you guys were saying about radio presenters and how good they are. And how they never say we said that. We never said that. We never told me. No, We've been thinking a lot about what you guys are saying about radio presenters and how good they are. And how they never say our name. We never said that. We never said that. We never said that. We never said that.

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Now we're going over to Brunn Kelly's room. Um, knock, knock, knock. Good I made it to me, Brunn Kelly. Oh fuck. Good I made it to you, it's fucking sad I made it. How you doing? Oh good mate, I've just been Vulcan. No shredding this summer mate, just bulking, getting fucking you.

Um, no shredding for me mate, just eat as much as I can, pump as many weights as I can. That's really good breadin', it's me centre, have you been a naughty person this year or a nice person? I've been a man beast, nice person. Oh that's good breadin'. DJ hit those tunes. Here's an Xbox. No, I just didn't say it earlier. So I just wanted to...

You know that's not the rule. DJ, stop those tunes. Then um... I mean, you somehow sounded less like either of those two... Yeah, yeah. I'm quite poor at this. Yeah. No, I think you're gonna get a call from the heartbreak hypergisers. It's really, it's getting that way. I think maybe gonna be cast as a teen heartthrob.

I think you're gonna get a call from Big Mouth with this type of thing. Oh! Here's what I think. I think Mark was a disaster. Reese was a disaster. Brodom was a disaster. And the podcast is almost over.

This whole thing has been a waste of time. And it would take, it would take a lot of timedom was a disaster, and the podcast is almost over. This whole thing has been a waste of time. And it would take a miracle impersonation of Zach to wrap this up. I just want to say, Tom, I've got a really... I've got a really sensitive. And if you do anything that upsets me,

I'll chop off your head. Mm. What's hard about this is when you're not good at noticing, like when you're not a good actor, improvisation or improvisation or talk up. And yeah, I'll speak more like make you sick beats. It's hard, like you try and as an improviser, you try and, when you're in person,

if someone you try and think about their traits, and it's often very surface level, there's nothing you know, it's very hard to do. Well, you've ruined this one, so let's see how you wrap this all up. Well, just very quickly about perspective, is Tom's head getting chopped off a Christmas miracle? Yeah, it comes out. It doesn't have, I'm not saying, I don't want to chop Tom's head getting chopped off a Christmas miracle? Yes.

It doesn't have to be. I don't want to chop Tom's head off. No, no, no, no. But I'm saying maybe that's the journey to Christmas. It might have to be. Let's see where it goes. DJ play that music. I've lost hope, but let's spin that music.

Broden gets the next box. Now let's go to Zachary. I don't know. Come on John, one more present to give the auntie Donner boys. Knock, knock, knock. Come on man. Get out of here, it's me Zach. How are you Santa? Good Zach, how are you mate? Have you been good this year?

Wow. Yeah, I am. It's like Jackson the Root. Yes. Oh my God. I have blue eyes along me. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

You did it, Tom. Wow. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way Oh, well father is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Hey, Jingle bell went on to deliver presents to all the other boys and girls And everyone else in the world

Because Santa is a gym in your children as well in the fluid children as well everyone got x-boxes because this year Santa was sponsored by Microsoft so thank you so much Microsoft for the x-boxes and And uh, with night everyone. And I, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle. As Santa delivered. Thank you to Race Nickel Sims for coming into our office to sign the law and sticking around. Race Nickel Bell, Jingle.

Netflix, 7pm Australian time. 7pm, 7pm, 7 you, thank you. NEPFLIX. 7pm Australian time. 7pm, just 7pm, 7pm, 7pm. Never 20. Recyckelson on Netflix, please go out and watch it. It's going to be so good. It's so fun. I'm sure it's very good. I look pretty happy.

Where did you film it? We're from the Athenaeum. It's called Live at the Athenaeum. Oh cool. Is it sort of like a best of like a lot of your style? Two or three shows? Yeah, yeah, it's got a skeleton of one of my shows that I was quite happy with. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind of prompted a little bit to fill it up. That's a really good way because it's like, God, what I like about that now. It's like, this is your introduction. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. So I think that's really smart. Yeah, we kind of did a similar thing with the old house in fun,

where we took all the steps. And there were definitely sketches that were like the shape of a dinosaur sketch. Exactly, but yeah. We called it a new coat of paint. Yeah, yeah. We got old sketches. Yeah, yeah. So that's really exciting. The reason it was in live at the Athenaeum, December 20th, 7pm, worldwide on Netflix. Thank you. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network.

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