Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 235 - The Best Of 2020 Part 1

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the R&T Dunner Podcast. This week we have the first of a few best of episodes to take us into 2021. We hope you've enjoyed this year's podcast and remember that you can get a whole bunch more at AntidonaClub.com Welcome to the Antidona podcast, Merry Christmas or happy holidays to you. Uh, listener.

Thank you for listening. No, that's all right, you're welcome. All watch, I'm always talking to Zach when I say listener. Well, what about watches? Well, if you wear one, then if you, hello to you as well watch. No, fucking idiot. I'm talking to people who just don't have their headphones in and are watching the time code You're an idiot. You're an skipping along

Why why why my idiot you got me? So here's what these two weeks are at the end of every year we like to look back on the year that was 2020 was a magical year. It was really positive. It was good. It was really fun. Yeah. It was a really bad happen to me. So what we've done is we've gone out to you, the listener, and asked what your favorite top 10 moments of the year were. Exactly. And we've picked them. We've put them in order. And we're going to put them in the next two weeks. And not a non-specific order. Yeah, can I ask?

I was going to say, you've said that, Mark. Still ask. A non-specific order, but... Ask, ask, ask. Is it a particular order? Yeah. Yeah. And what is that particular order?

It's a particular order, but that order is not numerical. So it's not rated by value. No, it's not a ranking. No. No. It is purely just the ones that came up when we put this out to the list No, what were their favorite bits? These are the ones that came back most commonly But would you say the the particular order is that that it's not

particular. Yes, that is the particularity of this order. Yes, however If it's one of your bits that gets number one you get an extra Christmas bonus Is that Christmas bonus a little kiss? No, it's $2,000. Oh my god. Yeah. Well, we didn't agree to that. I mean, that is insane.

You know, how do we, let's talk about that. Yeah. I've given out the $2,000. It's my bit. We've said it now. Mark, there's a chance that $2,000 is going to have to come out of your bank account. I took $2,000 from the Antidona Bank account. Yeah, but before that I took $2,000 from your account and put it in my account.

Fuck. I was wondering when I was a bit low this morning when I went to do the shops. But you know that no because I you'd already taken I this morning you'd taken the 2000 yeah so I spent it then yeah I don't know what you spend two thousand dollars at the shops here's a question can you spend two thousand dollars I'm like a Woolie shop and it not be like stupid like with a trolley I would be crazy for me but can you do it how would you do it I mean you if you average item is you know ten to fifteen would you do it? I mean you're if you average item is You know 10 to 15 dollars you go like an appliance or you know a few appliances. That's true Yeah, if you're really in the is there a hundred dollar things at the on the at the cost of yeah

You know sometimes I'll put a soda stream in there or you know anyway, we've lost the point Here is the top 10 and mark is going to start it us off with The first one of the 10 first of 10 this is the 10th best. Yeah, yeah, and this is going to start us off with the first one of the 10. First and 10. This is the 10th best. Yeah, yeah. And this is a fairly, it's the worst thing to do. No, no, no, no, it's non-specific order, except for the first one, which decides who

gets the Christmas bonus. Now this is from a fairly recent episode, episode 230. You're literally three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Now what happened was we were doing a podcast, it was going normal, but then Broden got a knock on the door. It was a package, I believe, that was being delivered to him. What was his cock ring?

His cock ring. Zach and Mark then speculated, what could be in the package? And I don't want to give it away and tell you what we ended up speculating. Was a cock ring? Whatulating with the cock ring. What it was? Um, cock ring. Beep those out, please Tom.

Cock ring, cock ring, cock ring. Beep those out. Uh, so let's find out by checking in with Mark and Zach as they discuss what could possibly be in Broden's package. It's a cock ring. What was the delivery? What was the delivery? What was the delivery? I'd rather not say.

No, say. Was it a cock ring? I'd rather not say because you've got a cock ring. Was it a vibrating cock ring that you're putting into your cock piercing? I'd rather not say what it is. It's fine. It's a cock ring, isn't it? It's fine if it's some sort of cock ring.

I know you got your cock pierced the other day at off your tree. I did not get my pierced here. You did, you went to off your tree on Swanson Street and you got your cock pierced. You got it straight through the, you re-thread. I'd rather not. What is it?

I'd rather not say. You don't have to say because we're all now assuming that it's a cock ring. So you don't have to tell us it's a cock ring. So you don't have to tell us a cock ring. It's not that. Does it vibrate via a switch on the ring or Bluetooth? Let us know, Broden. Let us know in the comments, Broden.

You're asking for detail on a thing that is not true. It isn't that. It's not sexual. Is it rather not the whole thing? Cock ring isn't necessarily sexual. What do you mean as well, Broden? Oh, yeah, does it go through the whole? Is it a it? Does it bother us a lot? Cochrane isn't necessarily sexual. Is it restricting the means as well, Broden? Oh, yeah, does it go through the balls? Is it a double ring cock ring? So both of them are.

Maybe it's a chain. Maybe it's a chain that goes from the tip of the cock to the balls because I wasn't sure if you got a piercing in your balls. Well held up timeout. You think he's talking, I'm so sorry that I didn't pick up on this because we're talking about piercings. You think he's talking about a ring for his cock, a pierced cock. I'm talking about a tight vibrating rubber ring at the base of his cock to aid erection. Yes, yeah, yeah. Sometimes

you get so sorry for free with, by certain packets of condoms. Well, then all right, well, let's let Broden, I assumed it was, I heard a rumor that Broden went to off-utry and got a cock piercing. I heard a rumor he went to a cloud mix and bought a right. You started both of these rumors. Then neither of them are true.

I simply got a parcel. I'm sorry it came between, you know, while we were recording our weekly podcast But it's not that but also I'm within my rights to say that I would rather not say what it is It's one of the two and I don't mind. I don't mind you don't have to say which of the two it is There's no way of it possibility to what it could be there's no way it's not related to the whole that you now have in your cock Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Whatever it is.

If it's my theory, if it's my theory that it's a rubber ring for the base of his conks so it goes hard and purple, then it's got nothing to do with the piercing that he definitely got last week. But so it may be here. This is where we're disagreeing here. But Zach, maybe he also in this package, because Amazon will sometimes put your stuff together. Maybe he also got like some, some disinfectant cream or something to help us support the whole

that is now in his cop. Because you heard a rumor, I heard a rumor, they're similar rumors, maybe they're both things that happened. I think, I think sometimes... I don't have those things. Yeah, no, absolutely, because you got them. That's why you bought them. Yeah. I think sometimes Mark, when people have arguments, they go, I'm, I'm, what I have is the truth. What I have is the truth. And I, I think

sometimes what you need to realize is the truth lies somewhere in between. So, we don't know what cock product Broden has in that package. In this case, it lies between the base of his cock and the tip of his cock. But you know, it could be somewhere between. It could be something between those places. But it's just those two places. Broden, what did you get?

I'd rather not say, whilst I will admit that the things you have said are not what pertains to the package. If that's the correct phrasing, I am not comfortable at this juncture to tell you what is in the package I just received from DHL's delivery service. Absolutely, like some sort of cock ring. That is how I would. That's the one thing you know it can't be. It's nothing to do with penis. You know the more you talk, the more I'm locking in. It's a round object that in some way...

We know that. So what do we know so far? What do we know? We know it's to do with the cock. We know it's a cock based product. We know it's a cock based product. We know it's a cock based product. We know that Broden has an extra hole in his cock now. We know that he went off your tree

and got his cock pierced. Yeah. No, you don't know that. Yes, we did. No, we're broden. We're just talking about what we know. How do you know that? I've heard it from multiple sources.

And the piercer that filled it with your cock to do it sent me a DM that were like, hey, I just, PS, Brunan's cock, if you were ever interested in getting really hold in your cock just to say the same. Yeah, oh, did you? I said, I want to kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you. Yeah.

But it was it was. No, those are true. It was just made up two things. Or someone has lied to you and put you in a situation of misinformation. That's what you've found. This seems like a mystery for me. Who is this? I'm up to a ball roll.

And this is a mystery. And what a great episode that was. That was so good. I can't believe that there are nine better bits. No, not that's not the best. No, no, no, no. Quantifiably better bits than that bit. No, that's not the only one.

There's only one. Well, while you're ruling this one now is better than your last one, which it isn't, but if it were, what you think it is, it would be, which it isn't. Yeah. And it is. So, we had, this is very recent as well, it's from episode 232 It's proving that people remember shit that happened recently or we just get better with age like good fine Glass of if it is in no particular orders at worth now going to an older one just to mix it up for the listener too late too late now

But could you just do a gas number? We could you just change now? No, I refuse Which makes me think this is a ranking You said the box pass number. Could you just change now? Is it too late? I refuse. Which makes me think this is a ranking. No, it's not a ranking. It's not, I mean, even on this list, cockering was number two, and now I've gone back to number one.

But it's number one. No, no, no, no, no. So like, well, number one just says number one episode. On the spreadsheet that Sam has done up, number one says bit, and then number two says Dan Barker's calls Dan Barker's calls, so I think one is is He's meant that as a heading. Why this is the bit here's what this episode is about unless the first and let's the best bit that we did was just Bit we had international comedian Daniel sloss on

very International comedian Daniel Sloss on, who varies. This is a very good at his job. And we started to talk football. Our tech, Den, is a very passionate Chelsea fan. And I've spoken him recently and upset him many times. And I've called, you know, talked to him about football. He's very aggressive about it. So I thought that'll be good fodder for our podcast. And he is what happened.

And it's the second best bit of the year. And please enjoy the second best bit. When the playing guys... Well, I mean, that's what's crazy about the Christmas spirit is that what I discovered is that it's actually been inside of us this whole time. And Sloss, you know, Sloss is one of the funniest people we know. I think he's probably the most requested fan. Like the fan requested, guess one of, he's in the top five fans like,

gets lost back on. And I really learned that if you get a guest on, you shouldn't talk over them for the entire time. You should let them do their comedy. I learned that lesson. I think that was really remarkable. Daniel's back on the line. Alright, Jose Mare? He agreed with us, he agreed with us, he did it yet. Tell him that Kappa is the best signing they've ever had. Kappa is the best signing that Chelsea ever made. Now do the Mickey Mouse, let's tell him the Mickey Mouse thing. The champion's leg. Is it Mickey Mouse trophy? Is a Mickey Mouse trophy. I actually call it the worst left back in the world.

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I can't go, I can't go. I am. Debatale deserve to be fired. David Teo. Debatale deserve to be fired. Where are you getting this shit off? A Chelsea, a Chelsea are incapable of being Arsenal in an FA Cup. Chelsea are incapable of beating Arsenal in an FA Cup. They'll run like you. And those reeks.

The fucking ref like will go for juff. Awesome. So that's how it goes. I've got one time. Okay, bye mate. Bye. Okay, bye mate. Pile. Pile. Pile. End, end podcast.

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Oh no, it is actually. Oh right. Here's number seven. What is it? So this bit actually comes from a very recent podcast. Oh, great. Well, here's number seven. What is it? So this bit actually comes from a very recent podcast. Oh, God. Can we big it up? Surely we can just big it up. Go to an older one just for the list. This this bit comes from the best of podcast. And it's the bit where we talk about. Okay. What? It's the intro to the cockering bit. Oh, that's so recent.

Yeah, super sweet. It's so, so, so, so. I'm the best of both cars. How did they vote for that? I don't know. We pre-recorded this. It's on the spreadsheet, man. Talk the same.

Oh my god. On our best of podcasts for 2020, I introduced, it's this. I introduced the cockering bit that we did. And that bit is made it into the bit. Put it in. And here it is. Now, this is from a fairly recent episode, episode 230.

You're literally three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Now, what happened was we were doing a podcast that was going normal, but then Broden got a knock on the door. It was a package I believe that was being delivered to him. What was his cock ring? Is cock ring. Zach and Mark then speculated what could be in the package and I don't want to give it away and tell you what we ended up speculating. Was a cock ring. What it was. Cock ring. Beep those out please Tom. Cock ring, cock ring, cock ring. What it was Beep those out please Tom cockering cockering cockering

Beep those out So let's find out by checking in with Mark and Zach as they discuss what could possibly be in Brodyn's package It's a cockering And it's a great that was a great thing that was a great bit and what's the next bit the next bit? I'm a very recent podcast. No, please It's funny as this is as we record them to a list that this is an hour and a half long bot guards of bits from last week.

So it just bicks it up with something from earlier. No, this bit was from this week. This bit was from a different week. This bit was a very recent. No, within this year was within the last month. Oh, that's recent. What is it? So super recent.

If you are just joining us, this is the best of 2020. If you're just tuning in. Boys, any guys feel about cabins? Oh, I know what bit it is. Because we were visited by the South African Sam's in podcast episode 204. A trip to the zoo. A trip to the zoo.

And the South African Sam's came in and they wanted to talk about this night at Cove. Well, this was put out before the show came out. Exactly. But after they were shot in the show. No, they flew away. Yeah, they flew away. And I'm saying you goose. Learn some film technique. I don't know anything about film. You need terminology. Yeah. And technique. And technique.

You just have to open to the camera. Open to the camera. And, and, and, and, and, and know they're there, but don't let them, don't let that define you. This is the South African bit. Good luck cutting this up into a nice little chunk. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. It's got a, it's, it's, it's, it's from 24.3 to 46.3.

Oh, there it is. Yeah. please enjoy. There's a long podcast Hello mock Mark Mark You're gonna be soon Mark Mark you're gonna be soon Mark have you seen the movie and what is the movie same have you seen back then for Superman Mark? I know it's not that one it was unjustously Not a lot of one more man it is back never so no it was unjustously when the

Fast man came from the future no no no it's back members of Superman and it was on Justice League when the first man came from the future. No, no, no, it's bad members of Superman And it was only towards justice which one is justice league Justice League is the one where they all get together. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to my brother brother What what what what is justice league justice? League is the one we have wonder woman and swim man. They team up to thought the heart. I love that one They put a good thing It's not darker It's injustice league mark

Yes, it's in the power of one mark No, I'm not in the power of one I explain this to you guys It's not as good as justice league though See when you go to power of one It's good right? You guys say power of one Right? And it's like heavy You know you go to think

But then you go to justice league to have fan mark Mark it's good fan mark Mark have you seen the power of one no mark? I've I've got to watch the power every time I talk to you can't you ask me about this? I have not say it. It's on the list. I've got a very big list of movies. I have to say all right I haven't seen the pair of work Listen Mark listen stop talking you don't have time. I'm talking, we're talking to you through a time-tug, Mark. I know, you're talking to you. You're talking about fashion, Mark.

But I feel like anything you're telling me now. Just like the first man, you know, the first man in, just sleep. His patman was a superman, I talk to you. Mark, you've got to watch just slig, Mark. So I know you already talk about power of one, all the time power of one this power of one that mark We're on the flat from Perth here to where to be which is like a four-and-a-half lot, you know You have to see on the far max

I know I'm ex you got to see it's a time Well, you get yourself a large Coca-Cola Maybe some popcorn and then you get to sleep at our max. They don't have a noimax in Perth Mark and we came to Melbourne and we thought let's go to our max. You get to our max, it's at the museum Mark. I have. Because they used to do dinosaur movies.

Yes. Mark! Yes. Have you seen the power of one? No. You go. I've seen everything red. I've seen everything red. Hey, if you're ever flying to Perthrat virgin right they show they're showing justice

Legor at the moment right yeah, and lucky don't want to watch a part of one on a plane So I want to recommend is you get you bring on your own feet and you watch it just this leg mark I'm gonna wait till I'm You're gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- You're gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I-

I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna wait till I- I'm gonna all of this could have just been done with a phone call. More! I mean, I saw more. Like, how far in the future are you from? It's very simple Mark, you think it's so simple or call my friends?

You're not from South Africa. And the whole thing Mark, if this is really going to be like the Justice League right? Yeah. If this is the Justice League, then it has to not, we have to not do a second one with us. We have to promise the second one, we have to not do a second one with us. We have to promise a second one We have to go we're coming from a future Uh-huh, and then the second one has not and we're not then it's just we take weeps That's got justice league have you seen it mark?

It's so sad saying just make cuz easy thing rock, you know South Africa is not a walk in the park no Oh, yeah It's not a walk in the park Sometimes you need to escape mark No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Got a time machine. Why didn't you visit me before the fucking monkey died? Oh, there you are! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! It's not to walk in the park!

It's not to walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park!

I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park!

I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! I'm not even gonna walk in the park! Mark it's a way to escape from the stresses of the world particularly if you said it our max our mark. It's so big Big I see dig there watching the movie. I'm like I can see you get the wall the cinema goes from that wall to that wall It's literally I cannot not look at the at the at the screen Absolutely Mark same I said the same we have to sit in the back row with him. You know you've got to sit in the back row like any cinema he says. No it's him. You've got to sit in the middle because then he's like you are in the world of justice league Mark. Mark you got to travel back and get none and then I'll fix for us. So I've got to travel back in time. No just back with you. Just go to this. Just go, me. This thing, you're going to just go with it.

And from the future where you have saved none, none, none, none. Oh, really? So it works there. And they've also done the Snyder cut mark. Have you seen this? So good. In your mouth. Oh, Lord. So good mark. It's like a little series mark.

So they did do it in three one-hour parts. It's on Fox Del here That's right. That's right You should talk to our max about putting power of one on as well. It's a powerful film. I will give them a call They just need to escape mark Sam is it might save his favorite bit of the movie, went and sorted, hoids in Perth, right Mark? Yeah. And this boy start pissing on the boy. I'm not gonna say that.

This guy's like, I can't believe they're pissing on that boy. Mark, I'm sitting there and I'm sad. Like I'm literally sad. I'm crying for the little boy, right? I'm crying. Like I've got actually teased Mark. He's not like that he's a whippin' Mark. He's whippin' Mark.

You can't be emotional when you're from Joe Berg, right? You can't show your emotions on the straight, right? You can't, because it's not a walk in the park, right? You have to be a man. You don't walk around a lot. You scrub to those sort of genders, but you've got to be man. You've got to be, look at him. Look at how much of a man's image.

Don't even mess with me. Like that, he has the say things like that. You go into a club, right? Imagine you go into a club to dance, do you have fun? Maybe to pick up the girls? Right, I sleep all of girls. You go to pick up a pretty little girl.

You know, the ones with the blonde hair that they like, oh, laddy. Just for you, my laddy boy. Ah! I'm from South Africa are my lovely boy Ah I'm not a replica You know that sort of thing, right? So you've become that sort of girl, so right? Yeah, that's not how we come into the club, Mark

No, we come in ready to fight We come in posturing Do you know what posturing is Mark? I think so It is to create a posture that implores you ready to fought. And every day mock, every day in jibberg you have to be posturing. Mark, anyway, listen, travel back to where to be zoo. And before you do that mark, I reckon he's probably got a couple of hours to watch justice

league. I don't want to watch justice league. Watch justice league. Watch justice league. watch Justice League. Watch Justice League. Watch Justice League. Watch Justice League. And then I want you to ride back to the zoo. So watch Justice League. I wanted to review your favorite scenes from the movie.

OK. But you've got to watch it before you watch this night of the cut, which is out in the future, right? And we've watched it. We've watched it on Fox Town. You too, Fox Town. I got it special. I said, Sam same I'm getting this

Seven Dicems that seven Difresum scripture to this Fox tell said you can't afford Fox tell You know you prefer football over IFS He says he can't afford with both lawyers mock like we're both lawyers And I think we can afford like the Fox tell might let me guess You know, so we've got the Fox tell what. Let me guess, he's the pac- And so we got the Foxdale right, and we watched the whole thing in like a knot. It's six arrows of justice link. Wow, that's amazing.

You're about a Foxdale, you can type it, Mark. And you watch it anytime you want on the main. Any time you want on the main, Rod. Because that's the thing, Rod, because the football was on the rod. And he's got a girlfriend, Rod, who who's from Australia because we live in Perth now And she wanted to watch the football like the Australian football with the because for the West Coast Eagles So I'm going for them to be but not really I'm more interested in the proteas. Yeah, no, we're more of a rugby fans

I actually don't mind football is in lock soccer, you know, but I'll be more rugby fans. We like I like the proteas You know, I do know the proteas. We like I like the protease. You know I do you know the protease? No I don't know. They're very good marks. Anyway he wants to watch the football because he's trying to impress this girl lot and she's beautiful mark.

She's beautiful. She's a lawyer too mark. She's so beautiful. Have you met a girl ever more beautiful in your lock mark? I've met her. She's a beautiful blonde hair mark. She I'm a man. She's got beautiful blonde hair Mark. She's charming and sweet.

She's smart too. And I say to Sam, I sit him down. You've got to hear this Mark. You've got to realize we're in a town portal. Right? It's the visual. But so long. And I sit and I sit him down and I say, Sam,

I've only met this girl once, right? That's what I said to you, didn't I? I said to him, you said that, you talked about Justice League for a while, then you said, I say, same, you know, I've only met this girl once, right? That's what I said to you, didn't you? You said that to talk about Justice League for a while, then you said, I said, I've only met this girl once, but all I can look, is this the one? Do you want their babies with this girl? That's what I said to you, didn't I say? You said that to you, said it, I said, maybe I'll not make some little sames. Can't just get little sames, right? Can't be out of the portal. Just come out of the portal for once. No, we can't. We have to stand in the portal for once.

We got, we're not easily here. So I just, I've used my flashpoint skills. I've run around the world. I've gone back in time for a split second to warn you. To warn you about the future bets. You know, the mont, the, what to add about the future bets. The mont... What are they, the tarot demons? In just the slag.

The parodate. That's a bit full on. The little bad things. The prons. The like prons, like the movie that just happened. The big one we watched. This is it. I love this thing.

It's so good. But it's like, it's sort of halfway between, isn't it, man? Yeah, it's alright. I thought maybe they're from the same world. You know, it's about halfway between, right? Because it's like, so it's too non, right? You've got like, power of one on one side. And that's a movie that makes me weep.

Like, I'm no longer posturing. I mean, that's, you know, I'm posturing, right? It's wippy, it's the most big. It's a pistol, it's like, I can't believe it. And I'm posturing. He's wippy. That's the most big pistols. I can't believe it. And I'm posturing right before that they're saying right I'm posturing to the people to the left people to the right. They're someone behind me. I don't like the look of him or what he's he looks like he's ready for a fight. And I'm posturing at him or what I'm posturing. And then and then Sam he nudges me in the shoulder. I'm not even watching the movie, don't you? He nudges me and he looks me into the hole.

And he goes to the same, I think you should watch this movie, hey. Didn't you say that to me? Yes, I said you need to focus on the movie. And I turn around and I look up at this great, and I say, I say, this sweet little boy. This sweet little boy, fallen in love with him, previous saints, alright? Little boy going to school in South Africa just locked me. And he's getting pissed on Barbolis and on me, but I'm waiting for the little boy.

That's not, you know, I said, that is the sort of movie you go to when you're ready to wait, you know? You're ready to confront the past and the history of your country. In December of 9, 50% whip, 50% all this is awesome. So that's that's justice leg rot. Justice leg is just fun. That's the other way. Okay. So justice leg you go to that you said in OMX. What do you ate this in? And OMX? Yeah, what do you ate at OMX? You're not eating with what you got. I don't eat much because of my rip-off board, but... No. I might be having a little bit of popcorn and a cow.

Yeah. And let's get that for dinner, you know? Yeah, that's for dinner, because that's about 1,700 kilojoules, right? Sure. And that's because they absorb the oil, that's what people don't realize, right? They absorb the oil. Yeah. For the quad-try, right?

But if you just make that your dinner, if you just have the popcorn for dinner, right? You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk.

You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk.

You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. You can't talk. Okay, look they look you understand shut up shut up Well that now that bit made me laugh yeah There it is

We admit to them that we're not the listener Probably feels like we're listening through. Remember that you and you thought we were going to do that? And you were like, don't have you cut up the bit. Did I think that that's very funny? You didn't think it like seriously, but in the moment you were like That makes sense. Yeah, well, because I, you know, rage, I always imagine rage for them to be spending a whole night. That was done an hour and 20 minutes, you know.

So, and that's what we're doing right now. I didn't listen to the bit. I don't remember the bit. But I have to say, surprise that it was so, that it's still so many to go on this ranked list. Number six. Number, this is, six or five, five.

This is the last, this is the funniest bit of this episode. Wow. You did do a bit bit though. So do we need to add another bit to this, make it atop 11? Yeah, it's the top 11 because that bit bit was very good and made the top best bits of the best one. The best bit bit was a good bit. Yeah. Before we throw away to the last bit and we will only come back to say goodbye after this. Yeah. I think

we need to give ourselves a pat on the back for this year because obviously with the best comedians there are and we were challenged this year 90% of the podcasts this year are over Zoom. That's true. And we nailed it every week and it's worth, hey, pat yourselves on the back. Rob Don Fellows. Now Mark, heard me say pat himself on the back and he decided to smash a small pile of the anti-donor album CDs. We have so many, if anyone wants a box of anti-donor the album CDs, come over and just

fucking take them off our hands because we have so many of them. Don't break me up. It was a mistake to get it printed on compact this. Where do you live Mark? Pardon? They can come get them off you? No, they can come to 20 ovens street. Stupid old studio. They can come here. Come here. We they can come to 20 ovens straight. Oh stupid old studio come here

Come here. We're not gonna be here on holiday. They can come to Coles Island and get him off me Yeah Yeah, they're gonna be stocked in stores in Coles Island. How thanks to Tom Tom yeah, yeah if Tom's working it will he'll have something this next bit From a very recent podcast. This next bit, we sometimes we like to make fun of people who brought us up.

The mums and the dads of this world. Oh! What the fuck is this? Is this funny mums and dad? That's my laugh. My heart kinda flutters. I hated that. I hated it too.

Oh! Oh, God. It makes me embarrassed to be your friend You're my friend what 90 more can't now Funny mums and dads the fuck you Jesus dude, I'm just joking. I'm just I'm putting it on for the podcast. You're right, bro Man you're right man. Are we gonna be all right for the Christmas party tonight? Thank you for organizing that but yeah, thank you, bro I'm really appreciate it. Broden is going to either grab my dick or squeeze my leg or give me a backhand

I can't be right with you funny mums and dad is a funny little sketch where we play my Mums and dad he's trying to pinch my dick him So in this funny mums and dad's bit we belt our kids and Enjoy So in this funny mums and dad's bit, we belt our kids. And enjoy. What kind of roofs your favourite roof? Color bond. Oh, I love a color bond.

I was trying to get a color bond a few years ago, got him down for a quote, a guy. And he said, we're out of the things in your area, and we can't sort it for you. It was a shame. I would have loved to get a colour bomb. Should have talked to my bloke. I got a bloke. I got a colour bomb bloke.

Well now I know that. Now I know that. I didn't know that then. It's the shame of it. We've got colour bomb. We've got colour bomb. We've got colour bomb. We've got colour bomb.

We've got a roof now. I've got a roof now. Yeah, but what I'm saying is if you want to get colour bomb, I'll get a little bit of a bit of a meadows. I can't. I'm not getting another roof now. Well, I'm just saying you'll probably do it cheaper than what you paid for it. Right, I don't. Right, I'm of the tomatoes. I can't, I'm not getting another roof now. Well, I'm just saying, you'll probably do it cheaper than what you paid for it.

Right, I don't, right, I'm saying. We got our colour bond done down on the beach property. And I don't know, I wasn't crazy about it, you know. What? What? The tenants were complaining about leaking. No, you did a shit job. No, you did a shit job, mate. Sounds like that is a shit job.

Yeah, no, no. It sounds like you went to a bloke, didn't know what it was doing. Sounds like it is, shit job. Yeah, well, this is learned. Is should be... Well, I thought, this is the thing. Initially, I thought that would be body corporates

responsibility. So I thought, you know, the roof, surely that's body corporate with the units. And I talked to them and they said, no, you know, it's, surely that's body corporate with the units. And I talked to them and they said, no, you know, it's over your house, that's your responsibility. And I just said, well, what are we paying the fees for? I got really mad at them. I said them an email.

Yeah. I did, I sent them an email. And I just said, what are we paying the $2,000 for? You know, there's four of us here. This problem is probably a problem for everyone's roof. But no, we had to deal with it ourselves, so we just went with the colour bond and I don't think it fixed it at all.

I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I'll be a colour bond. But I'm not a fan of colour bond. I'm much more, you know, we've got tiles at our place and on the one in the southeast. Tiles, I'm gonna wash them. Tows on the last shift. Tows on the last shift. Got to replace them, they get broken, they fall down.

Thanks, man. Just chill out on the roof stuff, Eric. I know you know you've just done it. I know my stuff about roofs. I know my stuff about roofs. Yeah, I know you. And if you go in tiles, I'm sorry, but you fucked up. You know what happened with my kids?

They were hopping up on the roof and looking around and throwing stuff, jumping off. Yeah, yeah. Cracked a few tiles. Yeah, exactly. And then you're replacing the tiles, and then you got leaks, and then you got, man, it's not worth it. Tell you what, I put my foot right up, Daniel was eliminating the sars that far. But he's not getting on the roof again.

I like hitting my kids all the time. Yeah, yeah, I like it. My kids, so I've got the two oldest. They've got kids now. And they adjust, those kids, they come over for the, you know, I'll take them on, you know, when their mom's working. And I just, they adjust so full of beans. They've got a delt just here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a little, I don't know. It gets to the point right. The point you want to get to is that as soon as you start to Undo your belt buckle they're off. It's coming there off here right? So like you just gotta you've got to get them your the point where they know you see them do something wrong Yeah, look them in the eye you reach down for your belt and then they're off Well, it's how you know that's how they trust you, is when they know, like they trust that you're going

to hit them, you know? Yeah, that's how you treat love, that's how you raise trust and love. So my dad, he whacked me out of me, yes, I said they're fine. So I don't get me started on the brothers, my John, when he was at school, he would just get just the relentless shit beaten out of him by the brothers. He would do something naughty, you know. He lost both his parents, so he was just acting up because of that,

and they would just beat the God, give him shit out of that. I think that's something that all agree on. It's gone ridiculous now that you're here. Oh, with the not beating the shit out of children. I got absolutely belted. Right. And I turned that fine. Like I turned that fine.

My, I have an assault charge that I'm taking care of at the moment. Like I've been charged with assault for that. I think we all do. Yeah, for the kid at Woolworths who tried to overcharge me for plums. But it's trying to, I don't want to fucking get started, right, this little shit. But you know, but with the exception of that one isolated case.

Yeah, I think we've all got it. My was driving down Bell Street, bloke comes up, goes, oh, you're a dickhead, hopped out, grabbed him by the shirt, belted with the living Christ out of him. It was my straight wife comes out, don't he sick leave him alone, he's sick me. I get back my car drive off, you know,

blood all over my hands get home, like don't ask me about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, I think we all have it. But the thing is you can't eat it anymore. So, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. No, absolutely. Out of your discipline, out of your discipline.

I was, I mean, I used to get locked in a small window of this room by the nuns, you know, if I got too many questions wrong on the quiz, I'd get locked in a small room windowless room by the nuns for three months. That's where you learn to think. That's where you learn critiquing and critical thinking. Yes.

Absolutely. When I tell you what, when I came out of that windowless room, I wasn't talking back to the nuns. That's for sure. No, no, no. And you just went, I haven't slept in 40 years, but other than that, I'm fine. But all you can do now is take away their play stations. Oh my God, that was so funny.

Now Mark, I mean Tom. Yeah. Yeah. This comes out before Christmas. I don't know. You go after. I don so funny. Now Mark, I mean Tom. Yeah. Yeah. This comes out before Christmas. I don't know, you've got to ask now. After. I'll leave you there. If you're just tuning in, we're bangin' on. The 30th.

Ah, 30th. 30th. We'll have a great new year's, and let's get this year over and done with. 2020, boo. 2021, well, you know, people think it's a slow roll out of the vaccine. So I think 2021 will be maybe marginally better in some places.

My new year's resolution for 2021 is no global pandemics. That's a good one. Do you know what everyone's saying 2021's gonna be better? But everyone's beginning, extra syllable. All that time wasted. All right, bye. Bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast.

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