Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 236- The Best Of 2020 Part 2

Episode Date: January 5, 2021

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This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit Planet Broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antidonna podcast. This week we have the second episode of the best of 2020 in no particular order. If you're loving the pod, remember, you can get access to a whole heap more down at anti-donaclub.com. Hey, 2021, here we are, when we're citing you I don't believe this years or what did you do over the New Year's? Bro, fuck everyone who wanted it.

Stop trying to make Brodin the fuck man, I think. I love fucking it. You can't try to make it a thing. What did you do to do? Did you have... Zach, did you try, Cofra? Did you get a fuck in a little suck? What did you do to get a new year's?

Zach, Jesus. Choking on my lunch, I don't have coronavirus. Did I get a fuck in a suck? Or a suck. Did I get a fuck and or a suck? Because I'm going to move for a fuck, so you just do a little suck. Mark, I don't have it in me to act right now.

We, it is December 14th right now, and we are banking them. We're banking them. We're banking them. We're banking these. We just recorded our two Christmas podcasts. We did the 3AW. We literally jumped right from last week's podcast. We didn't even stop to go, how was that?

What are we doing? So I can't lie to you, but I imagine at this point why by the time you've listened to this, I fucked and sucked a thousand times. That's incredible. Between now, the December 14th, and now when you're listening to this podcast, I've done 1,000 fucks

and 1,000 sucks, totaling 2,000 fucks and sucks. That's incredible. I didn't get a fuck or a suck over new years I've got blue balls. So depending on if you're counting up or down this is five or six. This is five or six of the best bits You know, I mean what are you where are we five or six five or five? What a go? So it could be five or it could be six, you know, it is a bit I was from a very recent podcast what this bit Zack we're doing a podcast as normal,

Broding gets a knock on the door, he's got a package. As Broding goes off, Mark and Zach begin to hypothesize about. We did a co-cring, that was last week, can't. And then not only did we do this last week, but the bit you're doing now is a poorer version of... You get off my fucking back. It was a highlight of you explaining the cock rim all right I didn't know you said cock rim. It's been a week. I forgot

He said What we recorded last he said go grim? He said go grim. Oh did he say cock rim rim? He said rim of the cock. She said cock rim. He said cock rim You're fucking losing and you get going bro. I've got my glasses on He said, rim of the cock! Did you say cock rim? He said cock rim! You're a fucking loser! And you get going! Broden's got my glasses on.

He's gonna take a photo of it, but we're gonna post that on our Patreon. If you like this kind of crazy nonsense, subscribe to the Anti-Donna Club on Patreon, where you can see a picture of Broden. Powered by Patreon! Suck my fucking pussy. Um, Broden.

No, we have to stop. What is a pussy? What's a pussy? You don't know what a pussy is? Busset? What's a Bussi? You don't know what a Bussi? Bussi? Bussi? Bussi? Feet little name for a butthole. You are. Okay fine. Real? Fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine. Fine. No, it is. I'm sure it is. That's fine. That's fine. Alright, gone. What is it? I think it's really cute. If you're just joining us, we are doing... No, no. I'm just telling that we actually haven't explained to the list of what this is. We're doing a best of. We're doing a best of.

It's in no particular order, but the gag is we are pretending it is in an order. Now, how do you boys feel about cabins? Ah, far keep it's man who talks about cabins. Just say it can't. Because there was an episode of our podcast where we had a guest named James, no, edit this. Don't. Don't. Please don't.

Don't. Please take or James. No. Yeah, it's because it's difficult in James Cameron. We had the international film director. Leave me alone, I'm quiet. James Cameron, he is currently working on Avatar 2. The Cameron James made the top 10. Cameron James made the top 10.

Right, coming in at number nine, Cameron James and Sam said, I'd probably choose the bit around 10 minutes 30 to 14 minutes 20. What that bit is he hasn't specified. I'm sure it's a great bit. We're about to hear it right now. So thank you to Cameron James and to James Cameron for directing all those beautiful films.

I'm currently listening to Funning Drago. Very funny. Oh yeah, incredible series. And the follow-up series to that that which is out now, which is called Finding Desperado. Finding Desperado. Can I can I ask you guys? I have a little bit of a question for you Yeah, and I'm so upset I didn't ask him when he was on the podcast How much of Avatar 2 do you think is gonna be underwater because I think a lot? Yeah, I've heard about 70 to two do you think is gonna be underwater because I think a lot. Yeah, I've heard about 70 to 100% of the obvious.

Well have you seen the footage of them with pool noodles? Have you seen them with the pool noodles? I haven't seen them with the pool noodles. You haven't lived until you've seen Sam Worthington with a pool noodle getting paid 10 million dollars for the first visit. I hope it's set the day after Avatar 1 and everyone looks 20 years older. This is with Cameron James. Take it away, boys.

There we go. Dangerous ideas. Some of the most dangerous ideas in the world on this stage. The very stage where we discussed racism and Australian television a few years ago. Wow. Yeah. We are really. And that's what we're here to discuss. Yeah, we are really. And that's what that's what we're here to discuss.

In many ways, you know, I'm not. I'm not. See, I believe that you can tell a story with anything. And isn't that the most dangerous concept of story? I think we can bring down with the story. Yes, I know. Mostly no. I think a gun is dangerous. Maybe you could have got gun owners on here or a murder on the panel would be really dangerous. That is a dangerous idea. A bomb? That is quite scary, I have to say.

But Cameron, I'm not a funny guy, I don't do comedy, but you're a comedian, and I think she's maybe a well-placed, joker piece of satire, not a politician. I think you could really change the exact way that is at fair to say. It's been successful so far. As someone who does dabbling comedy, I will say that Trump being president has been great for the industry. We were all crackin-wise non-stop about this guy and it's having real world impact. Well, yeah, it's a good idea.

What we're saying is, yeah, the idea that people are voting for him and scomo too politicians and people are just like, I go about my life like this and I vote for him and I think this I think this and that I think that about that person and then some great like a word Smith comes up on stage and frames it as a conversation and a joke and all the sudden people are going, I actually don't think that way anymore because Cameron James or... What's more dangerous than stepping in front of an audience of your peers, that I'd say, you know, that your opinions

on a politician that has no direct effect, except in terms of foreign policy. What's more dangerous than that, just letting rip. I love that,. I really admire that about comedians. And Cameron, you asked earlier, for I mentioned Scomo, and you said who is that? Yes. Yes. Now who's that? Is he local? We'll see a local comedian or something. Well, I already have a bit of a joke. I reckon he's a bit of a clown. Yeah, definitely. No, Scott Morrison. Scott Morrison. All the president of the

vice, the premier, the prime minister, prime minister. Oh, so you seem to know I have any understanding of the leader of Australia. Hmm. At least sort of a, I remember seeing something about Angardine McDonald's, I'm thinking that's funny. Yeah, he's sheeting himself there apparently. Yeah, that's funny. Very good. That's funny. So, yeah, but I mainly do Trump stuff when I'm up there. I'll do sort of stuff like, I call him like the Cheeto in chief. And, you know, I call him make fun of his hair and stuff like that.

Are you worried about getting, you know, attacked by the the feds? Oh, God. I love that. That would be amazing to get a little bit of publicity. Wow. I would really like're just asking, are you worried? What did you say? I must have misunderstood. I can't think you did. Sorry, I thought you had the sway to perhaps organize an attack on me from the feds. That was a great bit.

That was a great bit. That made me giggle and hoot. Really strong to do. Like the popular. Should I be doing this? Yeah. Should I be the one driving all this? Yeah.

You're a great driver. If anything. I don't know if I am. Why? I'm starting this. I've got to go out. It's a cause of the James Cameron thing, because that is a great mistake to make.

We've got to talk about Avatar. I've got low self confidence. What is this bit? I hope in that bit I talk about theme parks because I love theme parks and I wanna get that out there so I get more like free tickets to theme parks or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And hopefully we do. Imagine being a sound engineer that did a whole podcast and providing a center. Yeah, but you were very fun. You were a suit to leave a top 10. It didn't even make the top 10. I didn't make the top 10.

I did it make the fucking top 10. He didn't even make the top 10. Did it make the fuck in top 10? Excuse me, because we asked after it came out. I mean, before it came out. That's really pathetic that it didn't make the top 10. Let's never do that. This is number three. We're in the final stretch. This is number eight.

What can? What? I want to... What is this bit? I don't know. Now, what can, what can, I wanna, can't. What is this bit? I don't know. This bit just says fart. Oh, fart. Oh, of course, the two scoemos.

Two people were Jason Scomo. Was a ABC, we're doing ABC radio. Is it be doing the other? Zippy doing the other. We're playing Scomo. We don't often do political satire. We don't often go down that road web pretty apolitical but we decided to take a shot at the big dogs, the clowns if you will over-impalement all those big dogs

or clowns. The big dog clowns you never fucked one of those? Of course I fucked a big dog clown mark. So this is Skimo with fart. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, p the afternoon, ABC Melbourne. Zibi Zhu, back in 1992, I was one of the most avant-garde offensive comedians there was. So I'm joined now by Minister for Health, Scomo. Tell me, Scomo, tough times, tough times. Yes. It is very hard times at the...

Of course Scomo is now two people that happened last night. There was a press conference called Very Late. Tell me, how did you become two people, Scomo? Well, I first fart in fart. Yeah. Fart. Now obviously this reminds me a little bit of some of the antics they got up to on monkey magic. Now that's something I'm sort of I love funky fart magic poo fart Come fart fart So

monkey fart fart Fat, poo, magic, I'm the LR. Fat, Scott, Fat, Morrison, Monkey, Magic, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Monkey, fart. Okay, okay, so we are at the top of the hour, but I'd love for you to hang around. Would you be able to hang around? I know you are very busy with being the health minister of Victoria. I had two people. When? Fart. You? F. When Fart

You Fart Fart Fart Said Fart What Fart

Would Fart You Fart Fart, you. Fart, fart, do. When you fart were Prime Minister. Fart. I do like that bit.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Sorry, just laughing at the bit we just played. It's a good bit. I sound like fake. No, ah, ah, sorry. Just laughing at the bit we just played. It's a good bit. I sounded fake. Oh no, it was so authentic. Oh, ah, ah, ah. This next bit was from a very recent podcast. This bit was every now and then we love

to sing and dance and rap. Okay. We... It's just 30 minutes of straight fire. This is 30 minutes of straight fire, but... Part two. Part two. Is it the mass straight fire?

No, it's not the mass beer. Is it bad? I think we should put the mass bar in. Maybe we'll put the mass bar in. We can do both. Mass, tenet, muggy. Okay. And Tuggy.

Oh yeah, muggy and Tuggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put them all in. Put them all in. Cut them together at home. He's gonna cut can't. He's gonna cut them together. He's gonna cut them up and maybe do a bit of a remix of it. This is great. Do you know who, fun little fact, little, behind the curtain, our number one listened podcast ever

is 30 minutes of straight fire, the first episode of it. Is that a fun little fact? Number one, fuck, oh, number one at fucking. Zacharyway. Yeah, there you go. You know how many ideas, how many times, 30 minutes of fire, that podcast got me laid? How many times?

Oh, how many? So this bit is what? How many? How many did it get you laid? Just to shout out to run the jewels for, we rang them and they said, yeah yeah we could use your album Your own sketch comedy so yes, yes absolutely Another question Zach there's jerk an off-tour count. Yeah, no then no

DJ play them tunes. Go and get fucked, I thought it was the worst couldn't understand a thing and the action sequences were okay Hey, I'm sorry that you're feeling Lynn said today, but you haven't clearly seen the Councillor Directed by Ridley Scott and written by the guy who wrote the book for the Road it's a very bad film so much worse than tenet Movies are fun Now let's get down to it

Let's get down to it Oh, oh, oh, yeah R.T. Donna, fucking you dad R.T. Donna, fucking you dad R.T. Donna, fucking you dad R.T. Donna, fucking you dad I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad Hey! I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad

I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad I'm T-Donna, fucking you dad Tenant is not that great but I think there's good moments that I masturbate too in my bed at night get a tissue ad masturbate into the tissue and Simon goes in the tissue

and Simon goes into the tissue and T goes in the tissue and Simon goes into the tissue And tissue goes into the toilet and take it away Mark Well, I've got some questions for you if you've seen Turner and you think it's cool. One What happened to Well, what were they doing three? Who did they work for? Four what the fuck was going on five? Explain to me, the plot goes, Zach! Haha, you silly boys, you clearly just didn't understand it.

I'm a smart boy, really smart. I love movies and being smart. I got what was going on. I tell you everything that was going on. I'll tell you why. Christopher Nolan is really smart. I am smart, I'm a smart boy. I understood every single part.

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Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 6, 7, 8. Mark, can you spell hospital?

Hey Joe, S.B. IT, A.L. Very good. Zach, can you spell hospital? Too easy boy, start with the H and go through the O, then there's a P and N, there's a Y, there's a talent Y on T, and a P and a C, and a R, you have to tell that's how you spell it, I'm smart and cool and I've got flow. Alright Mark, it's spill for me.

HIPAPOTA MIRS. HIPAPOTA MIRS. HIPAPOTA MIRS. HIPAPOTA MIRS. That's a Haitian's an eye, that's a pee, that's a pee, that's a no, that's a pee, that's a no, that's a U, that's a T. Yes, with an S as well, that is great. Fuck you, I don't know. HIPAPOTS. HIPAPOTS. HIPAPOT don't know. Give a bus. Give a bus. Give a bus. Give a bus. Give a bus. Give a bus.

Five, six, seven, eight. I can spell anything, anything, and do the math. Some smartest guy in the world. You throw me the question, I'll tell you the answer. All right, can you spell chatty shop? Chatty shop? I'll chatty shop. What do you mean by chatty shop?

Spell the word chatty shop. That's so easy, I'll tell you how you've got to use etymology, Chubby, where's that from? I'll tell you what, it's from the Greek, the Greek, chorota, sapata, charata, sapata, that's a word that means to battle, battle then became Batal, Batalar became shopping and that is how you spell Chappy. Yeah, Ani Donner, remix. One thing Tookie and Mookie do together is Sugi. We do Sugi, Sugi in the back and Sugi in the back.

Sugi Kael girl, Sugi reverse. Tugi from behind and Sie in the back Sookie kale girl, sookie reverse Sookie from behind and sookie from the back Moogie, Moogie, Moogie and Sookie We love to Sookie every day Moogie, Moogie, Moogie and Sookie Yeah, we're Sookie and if you can't handle that I cookie all over Moogie's back I cookie all over Moogie's back When we do Sookie, I cookie all over Mookie's back Cookie all over Cookie's back when we do Suki

Cookie all over Tuki, Tuki, Tuu, Suki all over Cookie To be clear in English what he said is Cookie and Tuki love to fuck Mookie fucks Everyone and Mookie fucks Tuki the most When Tuki does Suki hit Heed and Technar Prisoners Tugi Tha Suki like you have never seen before

Mugi can't even breathe afterwards He's gone- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Tugi Tha's Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye You're under arresting my neck, could I fuck? You are Tugi Oh really, could I fuck? Tugi Fox Mugi every day? We fuck and we fuck!

Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye-Ye Fucks, Tony Fox, smoky, every day, we fuck and we fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that's a fun one. That was really fun. Ha ha ha ha. But in in retro. Ha ha ha. That's so clearly the most unjury you would love. No, it's good.

We had a list of that clip. We're doing an hour and 20 long podcast at all.hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho It's the best movie I've ever seen in my life. Unfortunately, I am a dumb cunt. So when I saw the movie and I didn't understand it, because I'm dumb and I don't understand shit, because I'm stupid and I've never seen movies before. Mark, chill, chill, chill. I'm just saying, now that I understand what happened, it's the best movie I've ever seen.

And there's no flaws. It's flawless and the greatest piece of cinema ever so what's the next one I think we got two left or one left I think we've got two you may not deal in absolutes why not have an opinion why don't have a hard time having a opinion but it's not a dance between the greatest and the worst I did it but I only need I didn't understand it. Now that I understand it, it's the best movie ever. Is it cabins? Ah, yeah, it's cabins. Enjoy.

Pfft. Pfft. This bit has well and truly hit a wall. If only there was some place that we could take this. Well, absolutely. Oh, it's so good. If only there was just some kind of thing that we could do with this podcast, that could, you know, bring back to life a bit of new information about a new energy.

Well, that's the really exciting thing because Broden, we actually have a very special guest with us today. Someone I'm so excited to meet, someone that has asked to be involved in the podcast because they themselves have a project they're particularly excited about. It's someone I've known for a very long time and have wanted to see what they would do without our shackles and they've done something very exciting, really fun and interesting. I'd like to introduce to you men who, something about cabins. I can't remember, what was the character mark? I was trying to introduce him. I just love more cabins.

The men who loves cabins. I'm such a guest. Men who loves cabins. Thanks so much for having me on the show. I just want to say, I've been having so much fun going, have you ever been to Wales? Mr. Man who loves cabins is an absolute honour to have you on here. We appreciate it, we love you. I would love to take you out later for a big plate of pandemics. But first I want to know from you, you love cabins, is that right? I love cabins, I guess today I saw a cabin in the shape of a shoe.

Wow. Wow, that means you love cabins. I guess that I saw a cabin look like a hat. I thought that I loved cabins. I thought I loved like a good log cabin, but I have never loved cabins so much that I saw a cabin shaped like a shoe yesterday. That's how I know. You love cab yesterday. That's how I saw it. Well, what is it?

You love the cabin. That's the thing about cabins. You can make them, the cabin, you can make them, any car in the shape, you want. A cabin can be outside. That is the thing about a cabin. That is the thing about a cabin. The thing about a cabin. Now, do you love, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, bro.

What is the thing about a cabin? I'm not thinking about cabin. I'm thinking about cabin. Is it got four cabins and I'm up in a row? You got one, two, three, four. One cabin's shaped like a cave. One cabin's shaped like a heart. One cabin's shaped like a house.

One's shaped like a cabin. And you put more outside. You put in a competition with one another, which one wins. That's the thing about Kevin. I've got Timnies. Yes. That is the thing about a cabin. I'm so glad I cut you off for that, bro. Now, man who loves cabins? I want to know. Now, it seems like the things you've mentioned so far are mostly the cabins, which are small huts usually in the woods, the forest, the, you know, they're smaller than a house that cabin would say. But my question to you is, do you love any type of cabin?

I'm thinking of the cabin on a plane. Well, that's a very different type of cabin. That's funny, because I was talking about, mostly I think I like cabins very outward, but sometimes you can get a cabin make out. Sometimes you can get a cabin make it look like I've beast. Sometimes you can get, but a cabin in a plane is like, you know, it's like a flying cabin really, but the thing I like about a cabin. I can't be in a cabin.

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Is that you don't know what's going to take you you go to the whales I'm going to take you. You go over to the Wales. I've been in the Wales. Careful, you don't slip into a little Britain, USA, man. You haven't been to Wales. I haven't been to Wales. No, no, what is the place? Well, the Fig about Wales is there also cabins? There's nothing about it.

The Fig about Wales is you go out the, it go out with King Arthur was where he stole the stone The thing about cabins is there's lot in there. Oh, they're all in wild. But if you want your own cabin I can I can make one point for a quit Well, that's the that is the thing about That is the thing about cabin that is the thing about a cabin that is the thing about a cabin. That is the thing about a cabin. That is the thing about a cabin. Wait, a cabin or a cabin? A cabin?

What cabin? A cabin? What cabin? That's the thing about a cabin. Like a cabin, a space or a cabin? Well, a cabin is a cabin. Some cabins are quite cozy. No, a cabin. So this guy seems to like log cabins, he like shanties, he like shacks.

Can I, I'll run you through a list of things and you tell me if you like them. Okay. So do you like a hut? I've got to figure out how to do it like a cabin, but I don't like a hut because not cabin. I think a hut is a cabin, sir. A hut is a cabin, is it? Yes. but I don't like a hut because it's not cabin. I think a hut is a cabin, sir. A hut is a cabin, is it?

Yes. The thing about a cabin is it can be an open. Jesus Christ. A big cabin. The thing about a cabin is a big cabin, it's just the hell. So let me make this very clear, sir. I'm going to read you a list of all different types of cabins. Now they are all cabins.

OK. Now I want to know if you like these cabins. Okay. Now I wanna know if you like these cabins. Okay. Log cabin. Oh that's a very nice cabin, that is. That's my own logs. Yes, correct. You know these stuff.

I don't like a cabin. Shanty. That's the thing about Shanty is there's a cabin on the beach. A cabin on the beach, my algorithm would. Shanty, not me, not me, Shanty's in Wales. can I ask many not many shatty's in Wales? Can I ask you man who loves cabins? Is a cabin better? Worse or the same by being by the beach? But the best is getting less of the figure about a cabin by the beach is it's shanti thing about shanti lots of hot a lot of women

Love a shanti. I wouldn't be going to this character for of what's a women lover shanti. I wouldn't be going to this character for information about cabins. I'm getting the notion that he's quite, got quite a low IQ and may have less of aired some brain injuries, but it does love cabins and I'm learning. He also just hinted at just a slight streak

of misogyny there and I don't know if I wanna dig into that or not. I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's a big about a soge. Is that another shanty? They do. No, they do. Have you ever done the whales? Yeah, I haven't. No. No. It's fine. I've got one more question for you

I was to leave I would like to leave you want to leave Okay, that's all right. Can I go actually yeah, you can go you can go it's probably got a cabin to get to is that a Cabin to get there is the thing about cabbara. It's not like if it's empty So is this character is he loves cabbara He knows things about cabbins and he wants to leave. That's the thing. Yes, that is the breakdown of the character. That's the breakdown of the character. Oh, so, I saw G.

I saw G. He hates women. I saw G. He's a Sudge, he's a full Sudge. Sudge? Cabin, man, you don't have to be here, it's more of a thing. I just wanted to say, the reason we had the Cabin Man on is he has released probably my favorite podcast to come out in the last month. It's a real blast, it's a podcast all about Cabins.

Did you want to tell us a little bit about your cabin podcast? Absolutely. It's called Cabin Moves to Cabin. This is their small boy, his name is Cabin. Cabin Nash, his name is Cabin Nash. And he's working the political system. And he thinks, I don't want to do this anymore. I want Cabin.

Because the thing about Cabin is is it's a good guy. Here we go. And the thing about cabin, the thing about cabin is you got one out in the wood. He's just developed a list. This far into the character he developed the list. The thing about cabin is they out in the wood. He's got a list now. Well, that's a thing about what happened.

Is it not? Talking about man This is a different character This is like Pobits over Simpson season one it's a complete no it's homo Simpson season 24. It's a different season one, it's a complete, there was Homer Simpson season 24. It's a different game. Oh, I don't love. I don't love it.

Can I do a short, can I do a short, can we do a short little Britain season two sketch with you, man who loves Cavins? Oh, yeah, yeah. If you want. Are you David Williams or are you, I forgot these in a, the other one. Captain Nash. I think you're David Williams.

All right, and I'll be the other guy. All right. This is a little British. I know, this is a little British. Sorry, is that God? No, no, please, can you do it as the guy? The writer on Little Britain. Hello, this is Little Britain.

Let's see what's happening in the Little British town. Oh, so here I am, here I am at my real estate shop. I've got lots of different houses to sell and... Oh, here he comes for the sixth time. It's Man Who Loves Cabins. No, no, no, no. Are you interested in buying a house? Well, what's the thing about a house? It's not Cabin. What's the thing about Cabins? It's not a house. Well, I still think about A-A-A-S, it's not Gavin. I still think about Gavin's, it's not A-A-S. Mm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

It's getting worse. Oh, oh, oh,, whether it's music or best this of this year, the one is always unfair, I think. Yeah, that's true. So you're usually two or three that should have it. Because sometimes one, I feel like one is more, because this is the thing about those countdown, like 20 to ones and stuff. I think sometimes they're loading up the good ones

in 20 to 20. Well, you have to, because you want to open strong. I think the weakest of a 20 to one list is usually the 15 to 5. You know what I'm saying there? Mm. Mm. Mm.

Yeah, sorry, I blanked out for a bit. It wasn't listening. No, that's not on you, man. That's on me. Right. This bit was, we had a special guest. Maybe we can guess the bit. Alright, I think I've said it.

Give a sense. Harry Potter. Okay, yep, no. This was the first one we zoomed in. Yeah, just about here. This was worth noting, is it? Podcast Episode 186. And we put it up as a YouTube video,

which is probably why it got into the top 10. Yeah, that's very true. Yeah. Mark, I still need some hints here. I'm going to try and guess which one this is. You're agreeing with me about the podcast. Yeah. You're addressing me.

Oh, no, sorry, I am humoring you. I don't know which this podcast is. Right, okay, great. Okay. We've got it. I don't remember it. It says Harry Potter on the thing. If you're not getting it, Harry Potter. That's a mistake. Harry Bickmore

Yeah, Harry Bickmore you accidentally said Harry Bickmore, I believe it's 90% of the humor of this podcast is marking It's pronouncing as me or me or any of us. No, it's mostly me not being I'm not very quick on my feet Yeah, these two boys have incredible memories. How come you want gold at Atlanta then for sprinting? That's running. That's my physical prowess. You just said you're not quick on your feet. You're literally with the quickest man alive at one point. Sorry, where are you like? You're trying to quick up my feet.

If you and I, if there's milk at the end of the road and we're in a race to get it, I'm getting that milk. Mark, you've got to understand, like much like Dave Boutista in Guardians of the Galaxy, Broden doesn't understand metaphor. I'm the Gamora of... I'm Groot. He's the Groot.

And you're the star lord. Yeah, Groot. Yeah, he's Dave Boutista Groot. And you're star lord. And I'm Gamora. Does that mean we fuck? Yes. Oh no.

Oh no. It's a joke. There's all been a set up to try if it's like to give me a kiss. Mark, are you in, if we were like the Spice Girls, are I going to Broden, would be Sporty Spice, you would be Posh Spice Mark and I would be David Beckham. Oh, he's not part of the Spice Girls,

he fucks Victoria. Oh, but he probably bites the rollercoaster of being a Spice Girl. Yeah. Through Posh. Did you see that their kid's going on dates? Oh, he's getting married. The kid's getting married.

Yeah. To who, another one of their kids? A billionaire. Oh, really? A billionaire daughter. Anyway, this is not important. No, no, it isn't. But I do just want to say, if we were one direction,

Broden would be Harry Styles. Mark, you would be Zane, and I would be Gigi Hadid. They fucked, don't they? Yeah! You love this bit? You love this? Enjoy Harry Big More! Hello and welcome to the Anti-Donna Podcast.

We have a lot of new listeners because people are stuck at home or cooked up in their homes but we've got a lot of, we've got some, so for anyone who's new, let me just introduce you to the Anti-Donna podcast. We of course do, we talk about hot topics, things that are going on in the news. And of course, every now and then we have some very, very special guests. And today we have two of the most special guests. I think maybe we've ever had on this podcast.

One is an absolute superstar. You may have heard of them before, who knows? It is a Harry Potter fan who hasn't watched the films or read the books, how are you today? With a thousand crumpled trumples to you on this magical day, always wonderful to be here and if we're lucky, we might win a few more small porsels. What? We'll win a few more small porsels, hello years, my name is Lim Chengchi, and I'm a big Harry Potter fan, but I've not read the books nor have I seen the movies.

And what is your favourite Harry Potter book or movie? Oh, silly duffer, I've not read any of them, but I will say this, Widdily, Spiddily, Pooh! So, Widdily, Ten! Ten! So, what is it exactly? What is it exactly you're a fan of? I'm just a big fan of the general energy of the Fev the franchise.

Oh, isn't it funny to have a Widdily, Piddily Pop, or to go and see a drag and fly through the sky. I think they're a dragon, they're a dragon. Yeah that's right. Yeah. Maybe you have seen them. Look when I first developed this character I wasn't quite sure where we'll go. All I had was the non-sensical words like a scamchi-pamchi or give me a fruitful house okay I'm here I feel that there's not much beyond this one sentence well we will definitely find out as the podcast does go for sometimes upwards of an hour. We also have another wonderful, wonderful guest.

Now you may know them from films and the TV. It's of course Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. I've got to say, can you smell the cooking? Pardon? I'm here to say I can you smell the cooking cooking? Pardon I'm here to say can you smell the cooking because I'm gonna whoop your bottom? Okay, um, this sounds like he's going to get a visit from Snorlogg

Snorlogg Oh, he's a nasty little teacher who'd come into your house and get his wand and stick it up your asshole. Are you ex-sense? Oh, sorry, go Duane the Rock Johnson. I was going to say I've been in them. I'm here for my new movie, Jungle Cruise. It's a big contract. I signed a big contract, but I've worked really hard with my production company and my ex-wife and we've put it together and if you work, if you're the hardest boy in the room, you get to be the hardest boy in the room and everyone, I go to the gym for four, four, five hours a day.

Yes, I'll why imagine you'd be quite fit after that. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, have you seen any of the Harry Potter films? I'm vaguely familiar with them. We have someone on the line here who hasn't watched any of them or read any of the books, but is a big Harry Potter fan. What are your thoughts on the Harry Potter franchise, Dwayne the Rock Johnson? So, I was in Fast 5, which is a movie about room from cars.

Yes. It's a little bit like a Harry Potter movie. Instead of magical ones, like, I'm from from cars. Ah. And they've room around. But then this candy bottom boy, Vin Diesel, wasn't professional.

So I called him out on Instagram, I said, you guys stop being a candy bottom. Well, what it sounds like to me is that you're aware of the behind the scenes drama of the Fast and the Furious franchise but haven't actually seen any of the films yourself. Well they make it more about like espionage now so you see we have room rooms but then I came on board and I play a police officer I go daddy's go go work and I make my big muscles explode the cast.

Harry Potter, you should do a little movie about you joining in a cabbage fight where you fly around in the sky and throw metal balls and win the crux tux end. What? It would be a good idea. What's really good idea? You could be in Whiffle Tuff House. Oh, the Whiffle Tuff House is where all the sleepy boys go. Oh, and those sleepy boys, they'll always get Harry Potter's what.

I'd happily be in that movie from you. That's a really good pitch. I'd love for you to come to my ex-wife's and me's production company is called $7. Because when I started, I only had $7 in my pocket and then I did wrestles and then I won them. And I started as a baddie but then they cheered for me. This is all legitimate facts about the man Twain the Rock Johnson. He did start a production company with his ex-wife. And even though he's quite a heightened version of the rock, he's saying little facts.

It makes me think it is the rock. You've got to be the hardest boy in the room, you've got to be very hard, everyone else is not hard and you've got to be the hardest boy in the room. And you know, when I make the movies, like I make ones in Hawaii about the cruising through the jungle. And it's very hot there and they don't have gyms there. And I saw in a big contract, the biggest contract in my whole career.

And I said, I only do the movie if you build me two gyms. So I've got two gyms and what are they? Why do you need two? What? Why do you need two gyms? I'm from a leg, he's a one from my arms. Oh, that's same successive. I call it my crystal palace. Harry Potter...

It's kind of sounds like the fortress. It's the sword through. He calls it the crystal palace. He has a name for it like Superman's fortress of Solitude. Well, I don't know if he calls it then, but I wouldn't put a par-zact to go and find out what he calls you. What I want to know, Harry Potter Fanny who hasn't watched the film or read the books,

do you not think considering we're all staying at home and we're all in, well, I'm Italian by the way. I just wanted to make that clear. Nothing to do with anything else, just wanted to put that out there. Have you considered that made the video out? With a pure Italian, you'd be put into smithle doll house.

That's a wrong foreign echo. Is that where they have a... In your version? Oh no. Well, that doesn't actually happen in Harry Potter, I imagine. I imagine there's not segregation. You need to learn about Harry Potter. Here's the first thing you need to know.

You don't know. Without them. Within the house of Julie Andrews, which is where they all live when they go to school, everyone's divided into four different groups. Okay. A little baseball hat tells them which one And the four houses are white people. That's the horse one. And then there's three other ones. And then at the end of the year, you must win the Cornish Cruxles. And then that's when our hero Harry Potter finds out who's widdledy dams. He'll be taking home for Christmas.

Do you not? Do you? Is there a villain in your version of Harry Potter? Oh, there's a nasty man. Those are the man they call, Leav Shriver. Oh, Leav Shriver's a nasty, nasty man. His face is on the back of his head.

I've seen little bits here all there. You've seen bits and pieces, haven't you? It feels like if you're stitching the bits and pieces. Here's the things I've done. I saw the first movie when I was in Year 7. I went to Universal Pictures and I went walked through. I saw Swiss Army men. Which just stars someone from Harry Potter. Do I have a rock Johnson? I mean, yeah, it's got a, what's his name? Harry Bickmore. What's his name?

Harry Dwightmore. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name Harry dock more What's his name project? What's his fucking name? His name now I'm the Harry I'm the Harry Potter fan and I'll tell you Harry Potter is played by a British actor no no only as Harry More Big more And that is the top 10 that's the top 10 for the year in no particular order

Can I say something here which is important to love you to over the next few weeks? We've got a very special surprise coming to you all we are releasing a Netflix series That's already out. Oh, is it? Nick, I just want to fuck you. What is that? What the fuck is, fuck guys. What energy am I putting out?

Oh, it's just a 60 bucks. It's a fucking summer's day. I get on you and fuck. What we're going to do is the top three in our opinion podcasts from our Patreon, the Anti-Donna Club, we're putting out as a little gift to you guys for a fuck to you. And these are the three that we thought were the best. So they'll be a little surprised for you over the next three weeks. Yeah, while we take a little, if I may, so well deserved break, we have been, you may

have noticed that we've done every podcast. We've done all of them. If you're sick of us, I know if you want more of us, I mean, you should go on this and turn on any podcast, just open Spotify, scroll, and then hit play, and it will be us as a guest on that podcast. What were, because yeah, we're gonna take a bit, we're gonna take a couple weeks off, and then we've got plans for next year. We've got some very exciting plans for next year

that we hope we can do given the state of the fucking world but things are getting better in Australia. So hopefully we'll be able to get to see a lot of you people in person next year, let's see what happens. But in the meantime, we have done so much PR and stuff and co-labs over the last six weeks, there's so much Donna content out there at the moment. More than there's ever been.

I wanted to ask, Yuzak and you, Broden, maybe what was your favorite little bit of PR that we did extra podcast? Or can you? Yeah, when we fucked, you and I fucked. I didn't... I can't fucking tell people about that on the fucking podcast. Well, I just think I didn't understand what you meant

when you said that you were a bottom with top energy. And you thought that was just a power bottom thing, but no, there's a whole different thing you're doing that was great and it was the best come of my life and I think we need to cut this. My favourite bit was Hollywood Handbook. Wasn't that great. I really had a lot of fun with Hollywood Handbook.

If you have it, I also, and one other one was Cameron James and Alexi's podcast I talked about Hannibal. Oh! And that was a lot of fun because Hannibal is a awful, awful, amazing film and it was a lot of fun to talk about. I actually don't remember that much. It was a blur. I'm struggling.

I remember going to the forest and putting a monolith up. I remember getting a tattoo on my ass. I remember, no, that's it. Well, if you haven't listened to the Hollywood Handbook, if you don't know about Hollywood Handbook, please check them out. Two very, very funny boys. And they really vibed with our energy, and it was a lot of fun.

I was quite intimidated, but it was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was a lot of like weird and negative ironic energy, which is rare for me, America. Yeah. But what about comedy, Bang Bang would have been a big one for you, Broden? Yeah, that was cool. I thought we'd just fuck it up, and I don't think we fucked it up. So that was good. Yeah. We fucked it up.

No, we're like, I thought we could have fucked it up but we didn't fuck it up. Yeah. And beforehand these guys aren't really being listened to that podcast. I was like, it'll be fine. But I was worried we were gonna fuck it up. No, I knew that. I could feel that in your soul. I thought we did a great job. Well, we didn't fuck it up. No, no, we didn't.

Because we could have fucked it up. We could have fucked it up. I really loved. We went out, we did a little collab with a YouTuber called Jazza. He has a channel on YouTube called Jazza. He also has a vlog channel called called Jazza. He has a channel on YouTube called Jazza. He also has a vlog channel called Daily Jazza. His secondary channel has more subscribers than our main channel.

And he's just a little boy. How old is he? He's a high. He's maybe 31. And he took us out to his mansion in the country. And we shot a video there. And it's really fun and it's really silly and it's quite different for him and it was very sweet of him to put us out to his channel. And I had so much fun that day.

He let me play some drums on his fucking incredible drum kit and I just had a beautiful day. Brody and I drove up there together. We drove. We got hungry jacks on the way back. It was just such a really nice like complete day drive out to the country do a little video come back get hungry jacks got the plan a really nice drum kit because I've been teaching myself the drums that's one of my favorite things we got to do over this six weeks so check that out jazz on YouTube look up aunty Donna

jazz and that'll come up for you if you haven't seen it. Alright, fuck off. Bye. See yous. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by Auntie Donna Club.com. See you next week. MUSIC

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