Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 246 - Joe Joe Now?

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

This week Joe Kosky joins us to explain if Joe Joe Now? auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com.../listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. This week, World Renowned Music Theatre performer Jo Koski joins us to discuss Jo Shrek now. Remember, this episode is brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. Welcome to the Undyneed on a Podcast, a very special week for our podcast. For our regular listeners you'll know that we've been discussing, a topic that came to our attention about a gentleman who went through a transformation, but just through the work of our producers and the behind the scenes, we were lucky enough to get an exclusive interview with the man himself. Now, that interview happened last week. We were only able to catch him for one hour, was through his publicist. We were able to get one hour with the setup and everything.
Starting point is 00:01:25 The actual interview only runs for about 25 minutes. Really interesting experience. You're talking to someone that famous. How was it for you guys? It was very eye-opening. It was very, I learned a lot about things I didn't know, wanted to know about, didn't think I should know at the end of the conversation. And it's obviously Jo Koski, our friend from university, who became Shrek.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Shrek, where? You've been following the podcast, you were saying, no. Jo Shrek now. Jo Shrek now. But. But. But. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Twist in the story. Joe, Joe No Shrek. Joe No Shrek now. Joe No Shrek there. Joe was Shrek then. Joe Shrek then. Joe No Shrek now. Now.
Starting point is 00:02:18 The only other thing that we need to mention is pre-interview his publicist mentioned that for him to be interviewed he requested one song we played on loop under the entire interview. We didn't weren't allowed to find out why or what the reasons were for this but we respected his one and only Joe Koski. Joe, thanks for coming in today. Hey, thanks for having me, boys. Let's cut to the chase.
Starting point is 00:03:00 You shriek now? Not now. Okay. Now, Joe, Joe, now. Joe, now.? Not now. Okay. Now, Joe, Joe, now. Joe, now. Joe, Joe, now. Joe, Shrek, then.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Joe, no, Shrek. Joe, never, Shrek. Joe, never, Shrek. Joe, Joe, Shrek, for fun. Joe, Shrek, for fun. Joe, Joe, dress up as Shrek or Shrek, Joe, now. No, Joe, never, Shrek. Joe, No, Joe never Shrek. Joe Joe. Steve has.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Shrek Joe now. Because what happened to Shrek? Shrek. Shrek. Joe. Joe. Joe now. So for clarity, you were Shrek.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah. Was this a when were you Shrek? Why, why, when? Tell us a bit about Shrek. One of the time, gentlemen. Well, tell us, tell us tell us a bit about no there are a lot of questions Tell us what is a Shrek? Well, I can tell you what Shrek is we've only got a half an hour with this man If I don't know what a Shrek is then I don't know Well, I'd like to hear that from Joe was sure okay, so I could probably-oga. Shrek is an ogre. Well, I'd like to hear that from Joe was Shrek. Okay, so I could probably clear that up.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Shrek is an ogre. Fuck, it's a ton of nonsense. Right, and ogre is sort of a swamp monster. They have a big green and people. And you are Shrek. I was Shrek. Joe was Shrek. So how you not Shrek me out?
Starting point is 00:04:24 These are like Shrek, too. So how you not track me out? Is it like Shrek 2? Where Shrek becomes Joe? Sort of like, remember Shrek becomes not Shrek? Mm-hmm. And then Shrek 2? And then in Shrek 3, Greg. Shrek 3, Greg. Are you, Gregus?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Cat in the boots. Hey, I'm a ponjono. I'm cat in the boots. Who was cat in the boots? That was Zach. Yeah, I was cat in the boots. Hey, I'm a ponjono. I'm catting the boots. Who was catting the boots? That was Zach. We are. I was at the boots. Can I seriously ask that jokes aside? How were you Shrek? How like how they make you Shrek?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Now with a cast of spell. Yeah, it was the magic of theatre. Seriously though, how was it? Was a witch still a curse? Can you explain how you became Shrek? Yeah. Because you're Joe. Yeah, yeah. We went to school with the physical human. Yeah, I went to school with Joe. Huh? Because you know what happened for us?
Starting point is 00:05:16 You started a comedy group that I was in. Yeah. And then you went off to do Shrek. Well, no, he went off to do Jersey. Let's say we get into that. Yeah, I know I know Joe, the music theater performer. Yeah. Who we ring often called bad. We have a bad line by the way. That's actually really nice. You got no, you gotta know when to shut up. Here's where we are, sorry. Here's where we are.
Starting point is 00:05:47 The Joe Shrek. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the Joe Shrek. Wait, wait a minute, how, seriously? How, how, how did you become Shrek? Look at it from Alperspective Joe. Okay. Because you're being rude right now.
Starting point is 00:06:04 No, I don't think I'm gonna be. Because you're not being empathetic to our perspective. Our perspective is, I know someone from university. To me, it's like you, Mark, Aaron Boucher, Sam Linger, Julian Eveli. These are all people in the uni with Joe, Malcolm Nash, Malcolm Nash, Spencer, Spencer Tracy, Maggie, and Maggie, so all of these are people. And you're one of them you're a people we
Starting point is 00:06:47 Rollin through Instagram We did that we did them Trek Well, that's my point. I see a picture of sure and I go. I don't remember following track on Instagram I got a room following track on Instagram. What's Shrek's handle? Instagram I got a room following Shrek on Instagram. What's Shrek's handle? Like this is Joe. This is and I was like Broden's birthday and he went Shrek sent me a Birthday hello a birthday
Starting point is 00:07:21 And we went we don't know Why is busy look like why does Shrek look like he's eating Joe and Joe's face? He's taken away Shrek's face and is now coming out of the middle of his big round head. Why is Joe's face in the middle of Shrek's head? Yeah. And I understand, it's all very confusing. And you're fans soon to be pretty confused as well. I'm judging by it.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm confused because I'll look at you now. Joe, man, I'm looking at Joe. Broden said Joe come and other do the podcast. Yeah, and I said great, can't wait. Do we need to make accommodations like do the podcast that are swarmed? And he said no, Joe says it's fine and then as I'm sitting here going um doesn't compute and in through the door uh is I've got used to the idea that you're Shrek but now Joe Joe now I need to know first let's start
Starting point is 00:08:20 at the stop yeah how How were you sure? Magic which curse is where I've put my money. Yep Yeah, you'd be powerless anyone else and take us Maybe for fun. It was for fun It was but that doesn't really explain how How is more of a what What, why in Brisbane? Oh, I think I know. Not Lord Farquards.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Trimbitography. Trimbitography. Trimbitography. And that, yeah. We're in Hobbit small. Salomad. Brisbane, because their theaters were big enough to have a big trek over.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Hang on, what? Hang on, yeah. Oh, go hang on. Wait, hang on. Oh, okay. That's what you live. What was the pay like? Right. No. How much did you get paid for your show?
Starting point is 00:09:14 I made bank per week. Yeah. How much? I can tell it. Well, it would have been more had, I was on a rehearsal. Why are you getting paid for? To house track. You got a house track? I was on a rehearsal. Why are you getting paid for? To... How's Shrek? You got a... How's Shrek?
Starting point is 00:09:28 You got to put him so... Shrek in How's Shrek? How? How's Shrek? Why is there a house? Sorry, one second, sorry. We did a little spot. That's the wrong song.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Sorry. I can... Whoa, whoa. Sorry. Show him. Mad now. And not Shrek now. Jo, Jo, now.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I can talk to my man. So, when you stopped being Shrek, was it like a witch's curse? That stopped me being Shrek. Like Shrek, too? No. Did you bite into an apple? How did you stop being Shrek? Sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Let's go back to the square. I'm going back to the square. I'm so, I'm so sorry. Let's go back to the square. Shh. We've only got you five an hour. Joe'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so Your skin was green and your head was shrek shape, but your eyes were still job. When I looked into the eyes of Shrek eyes, I saw a job. What happened? Is this a job? What were your shrek?
Starting point is 00:10:32 Yeah, some gig. Was this a gig? Yes, it was. Ah! So, but this is the thing, right? This is what I don't understand, because I did some research, like a journalist. Jesus. And I googled it and I saw that at the same time that you were Shrek I don't know if this is a coincidence there was a production of the
Starting point is 00:10:54 musical version of Shrek in Queensland at the same time what the Joe was Shrek in Queensland okay all right. Joe, is there any correlation between you being shrek now? Now, then, now, then, now, then. He was shrek now, then. And a musical being staged in Brisbane. Yes. Okay, because here's my next question. Oh, here in my next question because he is my next question.
Starting point is 00:11:25 He's my next question. He's my next question, Joe. This is my next question, Joe. I go on Netflix. Then, when Joe Shrek now, I put on Shrek the third. Not Joe. Definitely not Joe.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I'm not sure how you watch Shrek one. Then not, Joe. I'll check that out. Definitely not what Shrek won. Yeah. Then I did. Well, that was big. Oh, so you became. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Oh. Did you get to meet Broadway Shrek when you were in Queensland? There's Broadway Shrek. On the Broadway Shrek show. Yeah, who played when you were in Brisbane? I you guys see the track musical? I did see it. Who played track? Ben Mangat. Tom Ad.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Ad. We're welcome back. We're in the middle of a quandary. We're in the joint now. Okay, so this is the news to me, right? So we just finished the show. We're in the middle of a quandary. We're in the joint now.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Okay, so this is the new to me. We just had a cliffhanger, right? I thought that Joe was playing... It was in a musical playing Shrek. So I thought the same thing. I was doing a bit. Yeah, same. I was doing a bit where we pretended that we were straight. Yeah, yeah. When actually Joe, who is one of the best music theatre performers,
Starting point is 00:12:49 I know he's a talent. Oh, mate. What do you mean? You're a pitaman. So Joe is one of the best music theatre performers that I know. Yeah. He is superb. And I thought, clearly he's got this role of Shrek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly he's learned the role of Shrek. And yeah. And what's happening is they're doing transitions, which is a type of edit that they, that is big on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:13:18 And it's just him not in makeup and then it's him using the wonders of theater makeup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought he was playing Shrek when he was playing Shrek. And it was content to promote. No. No. Joe was Shrek.
Starting point is 00:13:33 He said if you put on the movie and you watch Shrek one, it's Joe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no had you had I Joe was Shrek on all Shrek media except Shrek 3 why just Shrek 3 Shrek 3 it's not canon it's not canon it's not canon it's not canon it's not canon so one two and four are canon yes yes Shrek 3 is not canon that's bullshit. So Joe was not playing trick Joe was Shrek Joe was Shrek, well, let's go back to our interview with Joe Here we are. Hey, let's go back to our into Joe and get the questions that we want to dance my first question Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:14:24 I thought you were playing Shrek in the Queen's Land but now she's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go.
Starting point is 00:14:36 She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go.
Starting point is 00:14:44 She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. She's got a long way to go. I'm seeing what's happening now. Are you? No. Shrek, too. Well, because I thought it worked. I was. So, here's, so who was playing Shrek? Who was playing Shrek? Shrek, if you're not playing Shrek, but you are a Shrek. How and how was that for him? Are you coming to see the show?
Starting point is 00:14:59 He would have been on the audience. He would have gone, he would have been about to step out of stage and like the director of Shrek would have got it here. And he would have said, hey, I don't want to freak you out. My Shrek is in the audience. And he would have gone out and he would have, he would have been like, so, like, somebody, oh my god. Because that's the opening number of the stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah, he would have been like, somebody wants to, and then would have been like, a bit of spill from the state and again, the audience was shrek. Yeah, you're gonna say. I would have been like, when I did sketch comedy and ensure but caliph was in the audience that was so much for me Imagine playing Shrek and Shrek, but Joe Shrek is in the audience. Yeah, cuz you're not sure No, you're not sure. I'm not now, but I was But it wasn't like it wasn't like shrek you would like shrek you a shrek you a Joe shrek You want
Starting point is 00:16:19 But you were like like shreds. It's so awesome. Whoa! Hang on. Okay, hell, we're heading to Squirt. Let's unpack it. Shut up, shut up. Don't not let me speak, dog.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Oh. Well, that's about real. It seems like, Joe, you can take the Joe out of the shrek, you cannot take the shrek out of Joe. Yeah, you're grumpy. You just want to go back to your swamp. You're so grumpy. You just want to go back to your swamp.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Your treatness all like a couple of fioners. How are you? Yeah, Mark, Mark. Well, bro, you guys lost words. Mark, man. Mark, are you looking at written questions? You're going to be written questions this time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yeah. Yeah, I've got heaps down. Cool. Do you want me to go through them? I've got my one. I've got one that needs to be answered. I've got one. Can I ask my one?
Starting point is 00:17:18 Go. Show Shrek now? Yeah. No. No. No. But I was. And you went to see Shrek. What do you think of Shrek? It was good. Yeah, it was good He's Shrek now. Shrek now
Starting point is 00:17:34 I signed an NDA Is it is is it Shrek? Yeah, oh it's Shrek. They got Shrek. They got Shrek. Shrek, then if Shrek can be Shrek. If Shrek can be Shrek, why is Joe Shrek? If Santa can be Santa, why they're more Santa. So am I gonna sit on your knee and get a swamp? Clearly Mark doesn't know how it works. Ah! Joshrik!
Starting point is 00:18:12 Zach, all over it, Mark. Yeah, I know what's up. Because here's what's happened to Mark. It's been a bit of a confusion. You thought we were doing a bit the whole time. Yeah. But no, it's Joe didn't play Shrek. Joe was Shrek, but Joe Shrek, like not real Shrek. This is the big thing for me.
Starting point is 00:18:30 You were Joe Shrek. Yeah, Joe's eyes. Excuse me, Frank. Yeah, Joe's eyes. Excuse me. Green skin. Green skin. Joe, uh, is your Joe Shrek?
Starting point is 00:18:43 Joe, eyes, green skin skin you were Joe Shrek. He's got green screen green eyes Joe skin you were Shrek Joe. Joe Shrek. He's got green screen like track and he's got Joe eyes like Joe's Joe, Joe. Was there the pussy in boots? No. Oh. Not as exciting now. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. So, I need clarity.
Starting point is 00:19:18 You were Shrek? Yeah. Yeah, I was Shrek. Great. Yeah. You were Shrek. How long were you Shrek I played trick for the musically Mark was a brodom is that Jon now Zach Jon now Joe was
Starting point is 00:19:35 Shrek That's that's wreck now. No, I don't know I Am was in your intown for third year. Did you play off as a crumb ski? Yes Are you sure? No. Oh. Joe, where can they follow you on Instagram? What? Just my name. It's at Joe's, right now.
Starting point is 00:20:13 At Joe Koskey? Now. Joe Koskey? Joe Koskey, at Joe Koskey. James, we have five more minutes with him. Yeah. Did you want to get those questions then? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:26 I'm selling him promoters Instagram. You got a TikTok show? No. If you did, what would it be? Zach, we have questions. My name, probably just my name. So I can't answer you. I'm on it.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Are you Shrek? Come on. Are you Shrek? That's my first question. Okay, we got it in the other. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yeah. And then I'll never get bored. Shrek, how Joe shrek? Yeah, how, how? That's the math. That's the big one. And you keep dodging it with it. Oh, was that, I was playing.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You keep dodging it with like, I was playing shrek. Oh, they dressed me up as Shrek. I was paid to be Shrek But how and why were you Shrek and were you Shrek and now I saw a post on stop dodging I saw a post on your Instagram where you think two ladies for every night turning you into Shrek Did they do the curse on you every night that you became Shrek? Yeah, and why does it take two ladies every night that you became Shrek? Yeah. And why does it take two ladies to renew in the Shrek? It takes one mark to make me banana.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Banana easy. Shrek, I need you to lease sales him and don't let him dodge the questions. You are dodging every question I throw at you. I say, where Shrek and you say he's gone. I say, where's Shrek? And you say, he's gone. I say, how Shrek you say, two ladies. I wanna know, why Shrek, where Shrek, don't say Queensland theater production. Don't say for fun.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Don't say I played Shrek in a music game. I wanna know, I can't, are you shred? Can't, can't, because I'm looking at Joe. Yeah. But with Joe's skin, I think you're full Joe now. You're like, stop it! Game mug. Ma.
Starting point is 00:22:18 You are dodging, answers ask questions. You're full Joe now. Because here's the thing, Joe Shrek has green skin like Shrek. A funny head like Shrek but Joe eyes. Joe eyes. Joe Joe. Green skin. It's Jo-jo-jo. Jo-jo-jo. A-j-n-ice, green skin. Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek. Jo-ice and pink skin.
Starting point is 00:23:02 It's Jo-c, Rockstar, and Jaymond. You've done it again. You've managed to avoid all the questions. Yeah, well, yeah, very impressive. It's a remarkable feat and Shrek has big feet. What kind of shoes did Shrek? This is your last question. Did we answer? The last question, Th we answer? The last question. Songs or briefs. Did they paint your dick green? Did they paint your dick green?
Starting point is 00:23:31 Excellent question. Did they paint your dick green? Did they? Yeah. And there it is. It is our interview with Joe. We're joined by Joe today to talk about our interview with Joe. Have you ever had an interview when Joe?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Pretty good. I thought we, Joe is a slippery snake. He loves to avoid the tough questions, but we broke him down at the end and we got... I feel like we got the answers. We needed that we deserved. And I feel like that is going to be so satisfying for our audiences.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Thank you, Joe, for coming in. We really appreciate it getting those answers answered. And to close this out this week, we'll be Joe singing, morning person, from the musical Shrek. Take it away, Joe. Oh, that is an Shrek song. Do you want to sing this one? Do you don't know this song?
Starting point is 00:24:23 This is sung by Fiona. OK, what's a song that you sing? Lacey? Probably who I'd be. Who I'd be. No, not Fiona Lacey. Fiona is the strength-loving truth. Oh, that's...
Starting point is 00:24:36 Fiona Lacey is someone. We went to you two. I don't know. I don't know where Uni begins and Joe Shrek now ends. Okay. Just closing us out is Joe actually singing who I'd be. It's all right. From Shrek the musical.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Now. Wow. Is it in the right key and everything? No, do it in the accent. I guess I'd be a hero. It's what and I'm clashing. Oh well. Okay. Semi-dash. Oh, I understand. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'd say the world. I'd see the world. I'd reach the farthest reaches.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I'd feel the wind. I'd taste the salt and sea. Oh. And maybe storm some beaches. Oh. Like shrimp. That's who I believe. It's El Shri.
Starting point is 00:25:41 That's El Shri. That's El Shri. It's El Shri. I truly think the story. One that tells a glory. He tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, he tells you, and duck the eyes and right to burst, recite a joke with wit and perfect. I see my heart confess the things I earn and do. And we're all writing. Shut up, man. We all learn.
Starting point is 00:26:17 But we all learn. No girl. No girl is hideous as tender. No girl's fate is no as fearful. No girl always stays girl is beautiful. And all alone. So yes I be a hero. And if my wish were granted, I would be enchanted. I show the stars being in the sunlight. We could speak like jars.
Starting point is 00:26:48 But his heart is green like trees. I would shout out to save a hot house flower. And carry her away. But standing guard, I would be a beast. I somehow overwhelm it. I'd get the girl, I'd take her breath. And I'd remove my helmet
Starting point is 00:27:06 We'd stand and stare which speak of love we'd feel the stars ascending We'd share a case might find my destiny Error sending I feel coming from the shore That's how it would be. What's out this is? I'm being bright, beautiful, world. Well, but not for me.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Oh, because you're Shrek. Shrek. That was awesome. Shrek. Well, that was beautiful. As I said in the song, your skin may be pink like Joe, but your heart will always be green like Shrek. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Thank you for singing to us, Joe. Now we all understand you Shrek no more. Is there anything else you'd like to say Joe? Oh, we lost him now unfortunately. Unfortunately, his mic was unplugged. Unfortunately, I have a great week. We'll see you. And Joe is Joe now, and I'm feeling okay about me.
Starting point is 00:28:17 You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!

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