Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 249 - Horse Racing

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. This week we have horse racing gym and horse racing bread and horse racing mark talking all things horses. Hello and welcome to the horse racing. I can't take it sometimes and yes, we hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast. Hello and welcome to the horse racing. My name is horse race Jim and we have got an exciting day. We've got fashion and clothing on the horse race area where people watch. We've got horses doing racing and we doing racing, and we've got hats.

And we've got hats. I'm joined as always by horse race bill. How are you today, horse race bill? Now Doug, an absolute pleasure to be here, on a beautiful day at the horse racing, of course, where we take horses, we raise them, and then we race them. Race them and race them.

Now I should try and find out which is the fastest horse. And we have been discussing about the idea of little men, tiny little men, men that are skinny, scant, absolutely. 90 little men on top of the, and women, and women, it 20 21 after all but Wayne we have a top of the horse we haven't even introduced you you have an introduced Tracing way so horse horse race what so I'm like your horse racing

Bill and I'm horse racing Jim. I called you Doug. You did but that's because this is all right Sam Doug Wayne You did, but that's because this is the right answer. That's all right Sam. Doug Blaine. Oh, Doug Blaine. Doug Blaine, Sam. Yeah, Doug Blaine. Oh, what an ex-I'm excited to see horses racing today. And I'm excited to find out which horse is the fastest horse

and of course at the end of the day will raise the fastest horse trophy. A lot of people are calling in and they're asking about the horse racing. And they ask are calling in and they're asking about the horse racing and they ask, you know, they're asking us questions like, how do they race? How do you make them run? Yes. You put horse food, a barrel of hay, or perhaps a carrot in front of a horse that's actually connected to the hind. Now, do you put a tiny little man on a skinny man? A skinny,

a scorned tiny little man, the type of man the wind could break. That's right, but it's also important to know, Doug Wayne, that it's not just skinny, but they're actually quite short and stature. It's what, it's what, that's what we call,

sport, yeah, they're stored. We get the stored people, and they, what they do is they only add whites, protein powder and water. It's their dream. It's their dream to grow up quite small. And then find horses and then get on the horses. I've spoken to some of the small store men.

To them it feels a bit like flying. It's as close to flying as it will be, but but the difference between flying is that there is of course a horse beneath them that is touching the ground. They're not flying at all. They're not flying at all. They are going very fast though. Faster than a human. But that's what we get asked a lot on the racing show is why horses, why not human? So, absolutely, that's a great question. Here's the thing, there are people races and they're the people of Olympic. Horse people races. And that's like a people version of a horse race.

Not as many hats, not as many as many, not as much fashion, not as many. Not as many marquees, and that's such an event. But here we have the marquees, we have the horses, we have the tiny little people on top of the horses, and we are racing those horses. And the horses, in the fact that they're short, they're also very, very skinny and slim, they're eating egg whites and protein. So for clarity, there's a horse and you know these well there's several horses. I want I want to I want to dress I need to calm down You need to calm down you getting a bit aggro about the horses Well, I think he's touching on something important if I can just restart that song again

Oh, okay, so I okay important note that the horses are fast But who is the fastest horse all right you need to calm down? You need to both of you you've come in here with an attitude. Oh, I'm sorry. We just we are so excited About horses. You don't have to come comedy if flappin your arms. I had Flapin your arms. No horses this horse. He's that you're making a disgrace of the sport Well, I just love the notion Jim I don't know Jim horse racing Jim what I find so fascinating is

the idea of finding horses what Did I tell you I'm not excited? This is just here why talk bill you are the one who's upset You're getting upset. I think I need to calm down. I think it's you need to calm down on telling the other people Do you think we're not calm right now? You just flapping your arms about. I'm not. If I had, if I didn't know better, I'd think you two wanted to fuck the horses.

The way you're talking about it. I'll put my hand up for the horse. I'll put my hand up for the right now. Horse. I love to fuck all. There is no circumstance or point in my career where I haven't had a sexual relationship with one of the racey fast horses. I mean, look at them, they're a beautiful beast, they're shiny coats, they're musly hides.

They're in enormous cocks. Some of them have penises. And they're massive. Look, we all want to fuck horses. Well, that's why we got into the racing game. Have you ever felt The the wild stallion Enter into your behind yeah, and absolutely destroy your internal War but that's what I love about horse racing is the notion of being owned by the beast yeah I can't be deeper yeah but here's another thought of what I love about racing which horse is the fastest and you guess you do need to calm down I am sorry you do need

to calm down I'm starting to see what Bill here was addressing. Oh, Ms. Carm is a caramel on a camera. You don't have to flap your arms about that. What's this flap in your arms? Oh, you did start the flap your arms there. And one of your fingers almost poked me in the eye. And that's when I realized, OK, he he needs to calm down I'm just so excited about horses and we all love horses racing the horse I don't love horses in particular

I really yeah sure problem with horses oh well there's some muscular and fast I find them quite hard to I feel I'm looking in one place and then they, before I know they rush past me, I can no longer see them. And so I'm not sure how to sort of, they're a rude beast. I feel like I see them for maybe one moment, but then they're gone. What you need to do is you need to move your hair. So this is quite a novel concept to me. So you're telling me, so I'm at the horse. I can never see who wins either, this is the problem.

I'm sort of fix fixed someone position. I'm looking at one area. You gotta move your horse. Right, right, okay. So get in and now there's that work. You need to calm down. You know what I can't. All right, so what have I done here?

What have I done? Well, I mean obviously the flappy gums. It's I've learned the flappy gums. This guy hates flappy gums. Yeah. So much. I just hate it. I don't want to ask, which, would you care to wager

which horse is the fastest? Well, I don't know if you know this, but you can hit this various points both on the internet and here on the grounds where you can go and you can say, I think that horse is going to be the fastest horse. And then old gentleman with a craggly voice, he says something along the lines of, well, I reckon it's going to be. You need to come.

Yeah, you need to come. Then you are flapping your arms wildly. And you need to just. Yeah. No, I know you love the notion of racing a horse. Yeah. There's no need to go off like that. Yeah, no listen I am I really love say I really love guessing which horse is going to be the fastest I love it too and and giving a man an amount of money Say this horse will be fastest horse. Yeah, and then if it is the fastest horse depending on how fast He thought the horse would be be, I get a different amount of money now. Now, here's the thing that I've, I've, I've, I've got several problems,

I've encountered several problems with this, is that often I'll guess the horse, and then I'll go on that horse, it doesn't win, and then I go back to get my money, and he says, no, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm holding on to that for various investments, all the purposes of which he doesn't want to let me aware of. Now why is it when I give my money to the man in the hole in the vault? And then he doesn't give me my money.

That's the exchange. He's job is to look at all the horses and go, oh, I reckon that one's gonna be the fastest horse. All right, and he'll say, and based on the fact that I think that's gonna be the fastest horse. All right, and he'll say, and based on the fact that I think that's gonna be the fastest horse, I'm not gonna give you much money. If you give me money, I'm not gonna give you much money back. But there he goes, that horse doesn't look like a galodomy.

So if you give me, you're like a slower horse, mate. I'll slow that, yeah. That out of all the horses, that horse over there looks slower than some of the other horses. Now, if you disagree with me and you think that slow horse is, in fact, the fast horse and the fast horse is, in fact, the slow horse. And you give me money.

I'm going to go, well, heck, if the slow horse is the fast horse and what I thought was the fast horse, the slow horse. I'm going to give you a multiple and maybe 13 to the... But here's my problem, here's my problem with this, is I have the same conversation with my... Simple, I have that same conversation with my teller at the bank, but when I go to get my money back, they return it to me. Think bank with horses. Okay, I'm starting to see the difference here.

But so what you do is you take a beast from the wild, right? And then you put a little man on the horse. Sometimes you'll electrocute the horse, but shh. Don't tell anyone about that. Sometimes I'll actually give it a little zap and call it. We call it jiggers. We just give it a little jig. My foot shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a shop you put a little man on it or a woman or a woman it's not a dead man will you watch the film at the village I went down Michelle I went down to the

gold class with my wife for a fundraiser for the NGV and I watched right like a girl and it was super super now we got the man on the horse. Or a woman. And they tell the horse where to go. A point left, they'll go left to go, right? Right? And then you say you put a price on that horse. This is a pastime. And then you take the horse down a born and born

or take it up to Flemington, right? And then you get people to put suits on and you have beautiful women with hats. Gorgeous. They usually come from the south-eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Drinking bubbles out of long glasses. Well, you put on and you put on your favorite hat. And they're quiet, they get quite elaborate. Year after year, they're hats. Bigger. The bigger're quiet, they get quiet elaborate. Yeah, after, yeah, the hat's bigger.

The bigger the hat, the better. We got more flour, whir, lots of ribbons, big hams. The big hams. Yeah. Biggest hat you can find. Big hat. You need the biggest, listen, listen, shut up.

Shut up. I got excited there, I'm sorry. You need to calm down. You need a big hat. Yes. A really big hat. Is that clear? Unlister, I'm trying to calm down. You need a big hat. Yes. A really big hat. Is that clear? Unless you're on top of the horse.

Unless you're on top of the horse. No, do not, oh, I'm going to make that clear. Yeah, I've got to make that clear. Never wear a big hat on the horse. Only to watch the horse. If you own the horse, you might wear a hat. Well, you wear a hat. Put on a big hat.

If you own the horse. But a small hat is accepted. If you ride the horse, but a small how does it ride the horse? You do not know I put on a hat. Oh, I'm sick of people wearing big hats on the horses. So are we You know how you go to the shops? Yes, and you go what say you want something from the shops. What do you want from the shops? Maybe a pack of Tim Temps or a horse.

Or a horse. Or a horse. Or a pack of Tim Temps. If you understand the concept of owning a horse, then I don't need to explain it to you. I was going to explain the idea of if you give the person who owns the Tim Temps at the shops, if you give them maybe three to four dollars. Yeah. And now are you explaining to him?

Let's go, let's go. No, no. Let's pack it a Tim Tam. Let's go for this hypothetical. Let's say I'm not going to the horse store. But I'm going to go. Well, and more, but in this, imagine that each individual Tim Tam and the packet is a tiny little pony.

Look, I think we all need to take a moment to breathe. Now when you're eating, we all need to take a moment to breathe. Just take a moment. Okay, have you had a moment? Have you had a moment? Yeah, you had a thing about your attitude. I was thinking about horses. Yeah, and that's cool. That's the right thing to think about here.

The horsey race. I love horses. Here, and that's cool. That's the right thing to think about here. The horsey race. I love horsey. Here at the horsey race. Yeah. There's some horses out there who've never been slower than another horse that's running against. No, and that's very true. They will maybe slow in their bulls.

Yeah, so they start when their legs are smaller, they're slower. Traditionally, unless of course there's a rocket to, you know, somehow attach to the fall, but unless that. And to be very clear, we're talking about a nude horse. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. They're close. Yeah. And we're talking about the speed of a horse on their legies.

If you would have put a horse in their plane. Oh, fast. There are horses that have been faster than the horses that we're going to give the old man money. That is very important now. We were faster than a horse on the ground. I would never ever say that I was. Well, I feel like that's what you were suggesting.

And I would wager with you. I would wager but calm. I would come. I would come wager. You just very flapp at your arms. It's just a lot. I would wager with you and I am calm. I love betting that if we would erase a train taped to the top of a horse. Yeah. That horse, that a horse on the ground would not be as far. No, if a horse was at a train on top of the horse, a light train. A light train, maybe one made of aluminium or foil. Yeah, so we're still talking a few tonne. Maybe two or three tonne. Yeah. The horse would persevere and that's why I love the horse But a traditional horse, you know in my experience of the beast No horse could stand with that much weight atop its back

Not just because of the weight, but also the size of a train I don't think the I don't think you could effectively can to leave at the train atop the horse Well, but I also want to clarify very I would never say Carly calmly you just flappin your absolute I I'm sorry about that. That's what I why I say now. I will get my arms remove To I would because I'd never want my my manner

Confused with me talking about horse, which I love I want to be a horse I want to be a horse I want to be a horse Imagine clip-clopping about every day Having a tiny person atop your back Riding your dad's fast as you could go to bridge Making it whipping your bottom Making your runners's fastest you could go to bridge making you whipping your bottom making you run as fast as you could go and the joy

Imagine you fall while you run and the joy of having a man put a gun in your mouth A dream of a shooting the dream of having back of your head the man that raised me a dream of having the man or woman that raised me approach me with a with a two barrel shotgun and put it against my temple and pull the trigger for merely slipping over. I'm truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, truly a, majestic, majestic, wonderful piece. You weren't let me finish, we touched on something earlier. I would never say that I was even the fastest horse that roamed the earth now.

Even the fastest horse would not be as fast as a horse on a plane. I would never... There at least that plane is on a stand still my But the line is maybe slowly going down the runway There is a lot of parked completely people are You know that the horses in the town Stairs cabbage and but I don't have to say I was eating cabbage downstairs I do have to say one thing, if you empty the out of the large plane.

Yeah, as you said. If you empty the out of the large plane and that plane was just slowly going along the runway, very casual, very slowly, but I've got a question. Calm down, I've got a question. Just calm down so I can ask my question. Just with the flapping arms and everything everything it's hard to get my question here Okay Does that make sense? You need to calm down, but yes, okay, are we all calm?

So the horse I just I don't know if I've ruined the mood. He's as fashion on the fields So the horse is on the plane Yeah, all right Yeah, and it's gone from the back of the plane to the front of the plane and it's running as fast as it can. Well, give me an estimate on speed of the plane, firstly. So the plane has the plane at a certain speed? What's the taxiing speed?

The taxiing speed. The people getting on to the plane. So the plane is completely hollowed out. The chairs are removed, the levels are removed. It's just a loud, and empty ten, an empty ten, all right? Now the plane is moving not very fast. We're talking 25 kilometers an hour.

Oh, okay, great. That's what I need to know. Moving along the runway. Now a horse is running from the back of the plane to the front of the plane, Right, at its full speed. Next to the plane, another horse is running at its full speed, which is exactly the same speed as the horse on the plane. Yes, okay.

Is the horse on the plane running or moving faster than the horse on the runway. Yes. Yes, or... So this is, we're really getting into the nitty gritty of relativity. And horse race. Well, I thought, and I don't know much about relativity, or horse racing, but I pine to be a horse. Oh, the horse on a plane running.

Oh, to be a horse on a plane running with a beautiful existence and then of course, to trip and to fall. The joy of a shotgun in your mouth. But it's not the horse on the plane's top speed, 25 kilometers. If the horse were to jump, the horse would land in the same spot. Hey, so that does that not mean that the horse is traveling at the same speed as the plant?

But it's not coming from the back of the plant. But can it exceed the speed of the plant? Mark, I don't know. Well, what I'm telling you now is this exact discussion is what I love about horse racing. Oh, yes. And I've dedicated my life to a lot more. Oh, my life is a game. If anyone tries to take it away from me,

Yes. They can pry it from my cold dead horse. The vegans. Look, can we talk about the vegans? Every day the vegans, the horses, this little wing. And the little horses that, well well you've never eaten a horse so you don't know what it's like and the taste of a horse is like nothing else it tastes like caviar, the taste of a horse

rich, a rich red, gamey, gamey, we have a sortaid and fried, an oven baked, and there's nothing better than the sweet taste of horse flesh upon your lips. Are you lying? And the slow vegans don't understand as they fly.

They fly to their lives to the nectar and they fly home. So fancy thinking they're faster than a horse. Well, you're on a plane, vegan. Yeah. Of course, you're faster than a horse. They're like they're yellow and brown tails. They're never ever yellow and brown tails. They've never tasted raw horse flesh. That's their problem.

And just because they can sting, but once they think that they have the right to tell me I can't eat a horse. Oh my God, you're thinking of bees. You're thinking of bees. You're thinking of bees. I'm so sorry. Every day the bees are talking about the sunflowerflowers and the pollen that but they don't know what it's like to eat all No, they don't the bees don't know what it's like they don't horse either Broden so while you've made a

Broden at least horse racing horse racing Broden in second mark and second mark while you've made an error Yeah, it's a good point. You've brought up But I'll tell you what I love about the racing that the Queen the Royal game Yeah, the Royal race the King's Yeah, I love at the end of the race When I love in the race when I'm you get a man to say what's happening. And the names, the names that the man says. Oh, the names. Oh, McKeevy disco this.

And I'm not going to- You're literally- I'm literally there. I'm not going to say it. I'm going to slap my arms. There. Oh, maybe. Maybe.

Maybe if you are moving, you've flapping your arms about to such a degree that you're actually knocking over things. Maybe. We got a problem here. But then, can we forget about the flapping arms for a second? I've apologized profusely for the slapping of arms. It's, I've, I've come, I just, just swallow. Just swallow?

Have I got a bit of a glottal? Because you're too excited. You all need to calm down. So we can watch the horse. I wanted to talk about two things. Two of you can talk about one. What's your favorite part of the fast horse going fast? I'm the one that's seeing that And seeing the fastest horse cross the line.

Oh. What's your favorite part of that experience? For me, it's the hard quarters of the horse. Yeah. Oh, wait, you're talking about it speed. I thought we were talking about horse flesh. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I horse. I love eating a horse. They're beautiful. Oh, I pine to eat a horse. You just get in there, you know? After they have a shoot, after they take,

after the horse has a fall on the run, and then they take it, the owner takes it out the back, gives it a shoot. We all just, they bring it back to the channel, save the studio. Yes, yeah. And we feast the whole thing. We feast my king.

Digging on that raw horse. And I always say, you know, if I'm running late because I'm going to do the commentary or whatnot, I say, save me, Samo'la Hine, Cora Boy. He loves the Hine, but he's a thigh man. Oh, Samo'la Hine. Yeah, you are. I've always said the way you are, the roast chicken,

you are with a horse. Aaaaah! By love making money off the beast as well, the beautiful horse. So this is what I was trying to explain to Mark before. Is how it works, saying, hey, you go to the shops and you buy a Tim Tam. And I love a Tim Tam. Now, you give the man the money you own, the tim tam, say you and some friends. Yes.

Both put in for the tim tam. You understand? I'm so we're sharing in the packet of tim tam, so there's 12, maybe 3rd, a baker's dozen of tim tam. So what happens with the horses is some people, they all put their money together and they own the horses. And they're covered in chocolate. Yes.

Yes. The horse. I don't know. I thought you were now, I'd give a new sub information and you were giving me some. I am. I am. So the horse is covered in chocolate.

The horse is covered in chocolate. The horse is covered in chocolate. Yummy. It is. Yummy. Sort of a biscuit. Two biscuits. Ah. And one sort of chocolate covered all.

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I tuned out. You got to give him the horse. I have attention disorders and I tuned out We and he might never he's not listen and make him understand I Tune out you got it. I have attention disorders and I tuned out in the middle of you was a awesome money. I Don't want to give no horse my money unless I am What do you do with it? What's he gonna do? Eat it? What did I say? You don't give the horse? Yes, you did I say you don't give the horse what's he gonna do? I said you give the horse the money. Yes, he did. Ah, many did I. They hauled the horse for two things.

Well, horse and an eight. The Bruce McAvaney ones. We went back to Bruce's house and he had forces. Forces down in his secret room. And he killed him, but only minutes before I got there. So they were still warm and fresh. We had Bruce. I knew 8th of you eat the horse.

We had Bruce. We had horse eats. We had horse eats. That's quite a lot of meat for one man. Bruce we had horse each A lot of meat for one man. Well the trick is you know neat for our two weeks before Did we ever talk about how you get the little men to wear fun colors? No, no We didn't talk about the horse, but I wanted to talk about the names of the horses names of the horses. Yeah. McCavvy Deaver, the Black Caviar, the Black Diva, the Assam. McCavvy Caviar, that's it.

Deaver Caviar, the Black McGiver, that's it. Mr. Horse, that's it. McCavvy Deaver, that's it. Black Cavian, the Assam. to horse that a kaivi deeper that black cabbillon this and the name of the holy names is what i'm saying the names they give them why don't call the horse broden kelly or call

horse tomas through way and zack tomas through zack what are you doing? i don't know what i was going to Jason Steith, the one who would call those Jason Steith, the horse, the vestus, the lown, give the horse a name. I'm a swat.

I'm just telling you what they embraced you. So I'd the horse, you ain't it until you've won it. You're talking too much about the eating of the horse. Give the horse a name like Jerry Suprion. What do you mean? It seems like you can't quench your thirst and hunger for the meat of the horse. Give the horse a name like Jerry Supremor. What do you mean? It seems like you can't quench your thirst and hunger for the meat of the horse. A hunger for the meat of the horse.

Oh, and I wish I were a horse. Sometimes I just wish I'd wake up in a barn rather than a bed. Well, that's Ben Hors racing today. Any last words? Sammy and Bruce are late until we've on that. And he has a room in his basement for vomiting. And then we go back and keep eating the horse. I love horses.

Yeah. I love who fast was watching the horse and saying which horse was fastest. That's all that's all I'm saying. And the heads of the fashion on the field. But it's tradition. The fashion on the field. And the vegans and the bees will try and stop us,

but we will kill horses that could live for the rest of our lives. Yeah, and then boy, eat them. Yeah. Have a great day, boy. I was here. I had a get it. Yeah, and they're boyed. Yeah. Have a great day, boy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you

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