Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 25 Feat. Vince Milesi

Episode Date: January 3, 2017

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So, let's start again. I was doing like a backing thing. Oh, okay, I just thought you were doing your own thing. No, no, no, no, no. I was trying to... You know how in musical theatre often there is one person singing, like in rent. Hold up, hold up a second. You're saying that there's more than one person

at one time in a musical? Yeah, I don't know if you've seen any Broadway shows. I'm pretty sure I've been in one. Well, one was, you're my God. You have a Broadway star in the room. Surprise! Oh, hello. The bandicoot's out of the cage and he's going to tell you all about it.

Crash Bandicoot? Okay, he's not sure. Okay. We will just make a note that we were singing the start again song at the start because we had to start again because we started the podcast and it was I was going to talk about my one-man musical about Alex Kid the built-in I Love Alex kid. Yeah, the second most assistant to yeah, and Baby it was a huge impact and the small huge guy or community awesome And spring was Alex the kid was he just a boy or was he like a bear boy? Was he a bad boy? It might have been a bad boy. No, he's jumping on logs swimming under the sea.

The helicopter never lasted if you wanted to crash that into a floating glass ball. If we got any fans out there at Alex the Kid that was the built-in game on the Seeker Master's side. I played that. I was at the little night. Fucking bass. Alex the Kid. the kid the music It was basically say goes to doing a like a Mario sort of I had Sagan us this is some but I don't you didn't have the I do remember was like a red head. Yeah, no, you had a red overalls I think there are nine or was it the Italian? You had a mustache. Maybe you had the Mega Drive.

Did you have the Mega Drive? Oh my God, Father. There was a built-in game in Cigar. Tom? I had... Yeah! I had the Mega Drive. And it was, what Cigar's, the Sonic the Hedgehog was built in.

Oh, right. Right. Yeah, so you're probably thinking of Sonic the Hedgehog who's very iconic. I don't know how you fucked that Oh, right. Right. Right. Yes, you're probably thinking of Sonic the Hedgehog, who's very iconic. I don't know how you fucked that up. Zach. No, I had Sonic the Hedgehog. Well, it's a guy. I had a console.

I had Sonic the Hedgehog. Did anyone have a satin or a or a dream cast? I had a dream cast. Oh, really? Yeah, I had a dream cast. It just dreamed too big. It's a dreams were ahead of technology at the time. It really was.

It was a bit of a shame, but I had all these great games. Thanks for joining us on the console chatter segment of the game. Well, I've done a podcast. I mean, not everybody had Alex the kid or Alex kid whatever it is. I have really bad memory though. You probably caught the one man musical though. I did. I think it's kid. I think it was off off off off off off off off off off off off off.

Shit. That would be so good to see that show. I hope you're seriously considering making that a one man musical. Yeah. Oh, what was that? What was that? What was that? I don't know. Let's just go on with the podcast. Okay. So we've got the we've got a guest in today, Vince Malaisi. Who? We're doing game talk, so we're calling with your famous video games. We're doing a favourite kind of... Oh, ring ring. Oh no, Vince, would you like to answer the phone?

Not particularly, but I would. All right. Good day. Have you ever called the antid, talk about your game time. Why are you, what's with that energy? This is a fun radio podcast. Hey! There we go.

Who's, who have we got here? Who the bloody hell's called? Hello there. Hello. I'm calling in to talk about games. I'm a big fan of games and consoles in general. Hold up, did this guy say games who? Yes, I love games Vincent

My bed was Sonic the Hedgehog and Mortal Kombat Yeah That's that yeah, that was good. Sorry, I was ring ring. Oh, we got another call. Vincent, do you get a answer? Only if we could get a call on the bloody energized phone, hey? All right. Hello.

Hello. My name is Peter. Peter. Peter, I've heard this before. Stay at home, pump, canada. Excuse me. Are you that tricky little prankster? No, I'm just Peter from from one turner. Oh, sorry Peter. Welcome to the

Antidonaboy segment. I'm not one of them, but I'm answering phones today. I'm manning the phones, taking some calls. Oh, I never slept. Ring ring ring ring. She's like, can I put you on hold? Yeah, sure. Sure. Hello, you've called me. Have you, uh, a game to discuss? Oh, yes, I'd like to discuss. Lots of games. Uh, wait a second, because...

Really, this keeps the energy in the ring. I don't have enough hands, two hands. Ring ring. Hang on a second. Hello. Hello, is this Peter again? Peter, I've got you on four other channels. Sorry, I'll go back on hold. Wait.

Ring, ring, ring. May I answer the phone? Ring, ring, ring. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's answer the phone. Hello, keep the energy up, Prince. Hey, hey, who have I got this time? Yeah.

Who's on the line? Oh, my name's Tim. My name's Mr. Timmy Deice Coffee Boy. Oh, that's a lot of coffee. And what is your problem? Oh, not a problem here. We are talking games if you've got a game at home if you want to talk about that game Give me a call because I'm taking course Hello talk about your game

Hello Vince man, can you please keep the energy up? Like if we're gonna do the podcast and we really need you to keep Who's on the game line? I like some games my favorite game is a game Talking about the latest game to him. Ring ring. Skyrim.

Ring ring. Hello. Arrow. Ah, just keep that energy up there. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. It's a me, it's such a sepii. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, just sepii.

I want to talk about them a favorite again. Fantastic. Talk about your favorite game. Where all is? It's a massive factor for... I love to get the stuff that people... I'm gonna have to put you on an old Giuseppe, but hey, don't you Jackamo away. Hello! Talk about your game!

Hello! Oh shit Peter! Peter! Peter. Peter. Oh my God. Nothing. Vince, just sorry, Vince just so you know, people tune into this podcast because they like high energy, they like crazy characters. If you can't keep it up, then we're going to have to kick you out.

Just pick up the energy please. Just if you can pick up that energy, Vince. Can I have to start new calls? I've got too many people on hold to bring the energy back. I feel like I'm going to go out. I would prefer it if you went through all of the calls And at least let it know that Come on man. Come on man. Yes! You killed me!

You're all my wacky man! Ring ring ring. Stop with the ring! Here we go. We've got it. We've got Peter on line 16. Peter. Hello. That's right mate. You're on the you're on air. I want to talk about the games in that I want to talk about Yeah, I want to about talk about people who play games with music people who play games with you Sometimes people are playing games with you Peter is that the kind of guy you are playing a game? I'm gonna show them Multiplayer I'm gonna show them all the time playing games with Peter. Peter big head. Games online, games at home, all games with lots of friends and people. Thanks so much for calling Peter. Okay. I've got Josephine

She's been on hold for eight days Josephine I'm afraid I'm about five days. I'm afraid I'm how. Hello, why am I back on the day? What, what, what, a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid.

Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big kid. Oh, I'm not a big up on that offer. I'm sorry about that. Nice, okay. A little bit rude, we'll talk to this lady and then I'll shout that down.

I'll say, Vids. I just... sorry, I didn't take Max off us, so I'm just going to stab you up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hello. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, And that's Mr. Boss. Mr. Dog. Mr. Dog. Mr. Dog Boss. No, Dog. Who's there? It's Mr. Dog Boss.

Ah. His power is in his stillness. Now listen to me. And you listen to good. Ah. Mr. Dog, your... ...fai... ...I'm Fai?

Yes, your Fai. Ah, ah, okay. I'm just talking to Tom Armstrong about that. Just wait one second. What's that Tom? Fai could be abbreviation for Fai, it could be an abbreviation for Fai, and a dog. I think it might be Fai, though. Okay, your Fai, I think. I think I might be Fai, though.

That's fair. That is your first name, isn't it, Mr. Dog? Get your things. You are five. Get your things. I'm five. You go. I just got to cross five before Fee fo five. Yeah.

You know, that's one of those things. Isn't it? It is. Guys, I'm making an offer for another dog like you. Here we go. Oh wait, I feel like no one's taking me up the whole table. I thought it was the same dog. It was clearly a different bark of a smaller, perhaps dashhound like dog.

Dashhound's a big dog. No, dashhound is a tiny dog. A huge dog. I'm thinking of a sausage dog. Maybe you should think through your offers. What's a huge dog. I'm a huge dog. I'm a big and a sausage dog. Maybe you should think through your office. What's a sausage dog? What's the scientific name of a sausage dog?

What's Tom? Tom, do we need to have this conversation? I did not say that. So, that's a little dog. That's the biggest dog in the world. I'm a little confused. I'm gonna look it up on my face. I'm confused. If you're confused, I'm gonna put my hand up and say I'm confused. But lucky, luckily, I'm fully across everything. If you're fully across everything, that's fine.ound is a tiny dog? Not to an ant.

No, to an ant, it's quite big. It's a big doggy. So would be a border collie. So we've got Vince Malaisian. Hey guys. What's your favorite breed of dog? What a wonderful intro. My favorite breed of a dog, I'd have to say.

A dog. A dog. My favorite breed of a dog. Irish wolf hound cross to our cross Cross cross oh A cross cross quick me if I'm wrong Hang on do you not have a family Dalmatian? Oh get out of town who's been looking at my pictures of my Dalmatian? I've been looking at your pictures your Dalmatian. I've been looking at them at of my Dalmatian. I've been looking at your pictures of your Dalmatian. I've been looking at them at 9 to 5 money for a day.

Oh baby baby boy, she's a baby beautiful dog. She's her name is Maggie. She listening now. I hope so Maggie. Stay out me bloody garden. If only I could get you Maggie to poo on the garden, not the lawn and maybe dig up the bloody weeds but hey she's 90s old going on five months am I right? Hey I have a dogmation too that dumb. Nah they're beautiful dogs and they

give you comfort it's like a friend at home that you pat and And speaking on patting, did anybody get that script for our new radio show? I got it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it, I got it. Tom? Yeah, good, because you're doing music. Yeah, great. Did you want to start reading?

Give the audience a bit of it. We'll pick the music in now. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You've all watched Downton Abbey a thousand times. Was X watching it now? Yeah, I'm currently watching Downton Abbey. You don't have to do that anymore if you don't want to. Because don't you remember we were doing Downton Abbey,

the radio show? Yes. I knew that, I knew that. That's why I've been watching it. Is it just Downton Abbey, your radio player? Is it a different thing? I don't understand why you're coming at me with such a silly idea. I don't stop the music. I think I told you to bring it in too early.

Keep going. I'm just saying, whoa, so okay. Sorry, I was just asking you a question. You're, we're gonna go, no more questions. We're all going to start the music now. We're all going to sing the intro together. Up to soon, stop the music. Wow. Down. We're all holding hands, by the way.

Down. Things will be great here at downtown. Forget your school page. And miss it to downtown. Happy and great year, Bill. Maybe the music now, Tom. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

It was early Sunday morning and Miss Harriet and Miss Sally were assembling a new Easter bonnet to wear to the soldiers parade. Cool, here I am. I'm assembling an Easter bonnet. Um, I'm little Sally. But mum, I said an Easter bonnet, not an Easter bunny. Why have you tied this rabbit to my head? Little Harriet had a terrible temper. You can't.

And Sally made all the more awkward because she had feelings for her sister. Look, I've got to tell you something. I've got a mad stiff. You do, mum. I'm a little Sally, aren't I? Oh no, here comes ground keeper. Ground keeper in Manuel. Hello there, my name is Ground keeper in Manuel. Hello Manuel. I'm little Sally.

I have survived Zettatenik, what a twist. Wow, you were very French there. Yeah, I know. It took me about 20 podcasts to get to our French accent, right? And now I cannot do any other accent. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Meaning all staff needed to go down to the kitchen to prepare the big awesome important dinner party I don't know now be a down to now be a good dinner guys come on a manual come on Sally I'm so I just need to hurry it's a roll says I'm here for dinner. Oh, you know, it's I didn't know I'm Harriet

I I'm either a little girl or an old woman and I wanted to say let's thank you so much for coming for dinner we're not paying you you are a slave is that correct well not a sl- oh I don't know what happened to my accent there. Downtown, there's a big rater at downtown. Forget your school trail. Downtown, there's a big rater at downtown. Happy a radio show and maybe more. Maybe more. We just didn't answer that.

To be continued. Yeah. The next episode of Downtown Abbey, the radio show will be out in about a month I love downtown Abbey. It is the best show. I haven't watched it. It's like Dallas but with classy people I haven't seen Dallas. It's so trashy. Have you seen that photo of the promo shot that the water bottles in for down to nebby No, I do big it pardon Someone left the water bottle on the shot on set for a promo shot. Did it did it break the illusion? Yeah, it did it was everyone like what?

Someone's like what's that water bottle doing in 945? This show wasn't shot. Bows to the future, Motti. That's explained at all. That's a good Christopher Lloyd. This show was a sharp, burst to the future, Molly. That explains it all. That's a cool Christopher Lloyd. Oh, that's what happened to my sandwiches. That would be, that would be,

it wouldn't surprise me if my like season four time travel came in. Oh. I'm only at season two now and it's just slowly getting silly. There's a character just came in that was a burns victim claiming to be the claiming to be the true heir to Downton Abbey, but they couldn't recognize his face because he was a burns victim from World of War. It is the best show in the world. Now what a good segue back to games talk who's been playing battle what battlefield one I I have I haven't been playing have you been playing it? Yeah, I I I I went and bought the game

Mm-hmm thinking this would be a great way for me to vent out some anger You okay And I bought the game and I got home and guess what? The old computer wouldn't play it. Oh, your PC's a bit outdated. And guess who had to smoke some money. I've got that computer working for the game. Was it you?

Would you have to get a new graphics card? Yes. Yeah, you have to get some new, some more RAM. RAM, yep. I love getting RAM. I love getting RAM'd. Mm-hmm. I love RAMs. Oh, I love it. I'm poor rammed. Mm-hmm. Love rams

But I'm loving the game battlefield earth. Is that right? No, you dingus Battlefield one it's set World War one It's all about big open field immersive Battling computer you love it. You love it, I love it you play your car. You love it I am such a fan Vince you love it. I love it. You play your computer man. I am such a fan. Vince, you love it. I love it. Think Prince of ProJer with Pro2.

What do you love about it, say? I love it. It's open world and you just You play a little computer man with his guns. Yes. He shoot other computer man. You use online or not online. It's so much fun. Like Mario Brothers. What do you like about a mark? I like how it is. I like the setting. I love the world

war. One, it's my favorite war. Yeah, it was the great war. As you say. So many, so many great people died in that war, a lot of great deaths. By the way, we're playing Guess Who. Now, one of these people out of the three has not played the game and doesn't know what the game is. See if you can deduct Sherlock at home. All right, so what I actually like about Battlefield 1 is it's published by DICE.

Interesting. That's quite deep, though. The Star Wars Battlefront. Very deep, isn't it? And it feels role. It's Star Wars Battlefront. Very deep in the game. And it feels like, you know, a more complete game than Battlefront did. Interesting. It's a lot, it can be quite hard, it can be a little hard at times, but once you get going, it's very fun. Lots of competitive game modes that I'm really enjoying. Vince, what do you like about it? I liked it when you're running, sometimes you're

moving through and you'll be and I'll be there and like if it's a up or if it's a down, there's all sorts of like different. Yeah and if you're just there, wait a second, see what happens. And that's what when you've got a game wanting it to be more or less about and if you're going to have that why not? I like how descriptive and how detailed that was. Can I just counter that? My favorite part of the computer game with the computer game of Battleframe is you you take what was a really horrific thing where like millions of people needlessly slaughtered each other for the archduke friends. No, Britannia! Yeah, for Britannia, for this false sense of nationalism that was already on its way out, and on its way back in.

And what you can do is you can make little computer men pretend to do that. The little computer men, they run around and they kill each other and you can imagine that the other little computer men had families back home. So you're taking an interesting angle with this. I like how many guns there are. Big guns, you like guns. Yeah, I love the guns. Vince, what are you like about the game? Well, you know, it's come when it comes down to the end of the day, suns go down, you know, there's the game. Yeah, okay, and I love sitting in my living room, just pretending to be one of the people, one of the millions of people that,

if they didn't die, then they got undiagnosed post-traumatic stress disorder. How cool was it to play as a character that was in World War One or two, but when you die, it's all good. You just sort of start again. You just come back. Well, I mean, I imagine. I mean, you survive, you don't get PTSD and go home

and have no mental health awareness. Well, I'm not sure about that. I've been seeing somebody, but I've played this game. That is a good idea for a game. I find it hard to talk about, but I know a lot of shit that's happened in this game. To me personally that I've seen, and to other people who are also playing with me online and because you come home and your wife who's been working, she's been working, she's been driving, she's learning how to drive, she's been working at the farm.

And that has its pluses, you know what? Edwardian sleeves, I'm not into that on the ladies. What are we, Anne of Green Gables? Absolutely. No, we, Anne of Green Gables? Absolutely. No, we're certainly not. I got Medal of Honor. Well, because I got, when I was like in high school, with two large pizzas from Pizza Hut.

So you got two large pizzas, you could chuck it on a computer, you could, you know, do the, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, could, you know, do the, uh, I'm a beach, the Bay of Peaks or, you know, just some, some massacre Germans. Yeah. We're only playing with fire there. Now, I'd have to use the pizza with the disc. I did that, actually, yeah. I put, I put a large cheesy crust pepperoni pizza in my RAM. Mm-hmm.

Was it wrong? Wrong. Mark, wrong. It's, I'm the computer guy. Mark's the computer guy. Mark's good with weapons gadgets. I'm a tech wizard. And wept.

Yep. It was a wizard. They said, you give me a computer. I can turn it into anything you want. Remember when I turned your old Macintosh into a robot? Yeah. I can do that because I'm a tech genius. I'm the muscle.

Brodyns the muscle. Brodyns the muscle. You're tech genius. I'm the muscle. Brodens the muscle. Brodens the muscle. You're a tech. I'm the tech. I'm intuitive. I have feelings because I'm sort of a... You mean that guy, you're not intelligent. It's like self-price.

Maybe you should have an episode that really just points out that maybe you're the most important of all. In some ways I am. Even though I'm the goofiest, I'm given it a red hot guy. You have supernatural powers, yeah. I have like mind powers. He's like a meat, he's like sort of like not a medium. What do you call it?

What is that Ozzy can't play in that fucked show? You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. It's a spiritualist. No, spiritualist. No, no, a mentalist. No, I'm thinking of the spiritualist. No, you're a mentalist.

They walk into a perimeter like... No, you're something has the spiritualist. No, you're a mentalist. They walk into a perimeter. No, you're something has gone wrong. Someone's been murdered and he goes, ah, well, maybe if we just all gargle some coconut water and just see what happens. The spiritualist. Zach has psycho powers, I get it. Yeah, psycho-censor.

And we go around solving crimes Yeah, like there's one episode that's set in a pool There's another episode It's a great show. It's a really good show and we're still waiting to hear back from an about from the ABC And Fox tell it was pitched to Fox tell Anyway, that's all real. That's something that I'm talking about in 2012. The next at a great computer game is a man coming home. A man coming home from World War One.

Well, what is his wife, Rhea Juss, from working in the factory to going back to being an underappreciated housewife. He adjusts to his post-traumatic stress disorder when everyone thinks it's a thing called shell shot. Well, be great. This children never understand the horrors he went through. It'd be great if that, that was the horrors he went through. Maybe the horrors he went through. There's a whole war game.

Spending time with those little shits. And coming back to that bitch of a wife who, he never loved anyway. That's it. It'd be great if there was a whole war game, right? And that war game would play out like the whole war, but if you get shot, then that becomes the game. You don't die.

You get shot in the movie. You don't die. You get shot and then someone comes and pulls you out and then you have to go back to your homeland and deal with your wife and your people. And maybe you can play basketball or something. Yeah, yeah. I did good.

It's got a recover. But if you don't get shot, you keep playing the war game. There's a level where you go. There's a level of the game, no matter what, where you hurt your hand. So you go back to, no, you just get leave. So you go back to London for a week and just do some shopping. You're gonna rea. You're gonna rea, catch up with with your fiance and then go back to war. And it's real time. I get it. I've not played Fallout, but I'm told that it goes for five years.

Oh, I can if you want. There's a narrative. There's a story that's like a couple hours of gameplay but to actually finish the game It's a bit like Skyrim is it a bit like Skyrim? It's made by the same people. It's made by the same Yes, it is This on it is made by the same people too. Oh my goodness. It's just on a two made by the same people to Yes, it is so far out is like a post-apocalyptic Version of Skyrim.

Skyrim is the medieval version. I bought the entire franchise of Skyrim. I don't have a, I don't have a, I don't have a, the CEO and everything. I spin those discs on my finger and I think about it, I talk about it. A friend burnt it for me and I played it for like an hour. Why would they do that?

Why would they do that? Hey, I played it for an hour. It's one of the longest I've played a game. I made a character and everything. You did six. Well done Zach. Thank you. My genuine only game I've played is NBA.

And you're like your general manager of a team. And I moved a team from Philadelphia to Seattle. And I lost a lot of money. And I rebranded the team. And I was the owner of the company. For the record, Broden isn't talking about a computer game. He's talking about the game of life.

This is actually what he did. That's board game 9 with Everblade. I've been saving up for that game for a long time. Waiting for that again. We on that game of life, we played Hangman six months ago. It's really good on Facebook Live. This is a legitimate question. If you have any ideas of games you'd like us to play on Facebook Live with you.

Sorry, I got confused. You're talking about the Facebook Live we did. I thought you were talking about the time when that was the guy in the town who was presumed that he killed that person. So we took him into the center of town and hung him. He turned out that he didn't kill the girl. But that's not the point. That's not the father of the girl. But the point has its own. That's right. That's right. And it's all trial and error.

Sure we made a mistake then, but we won't make that mistake. Every time? Yeah Not every time. I mean, it's just by numbers. And he was weird. He was real weird. And he didn't really like talk too good. He wore a vest. Yeah.

I mean, when he was, he screamed pretty loud when he was burning. Yeah. He screamed pretty loud. But when we played Hangman. Yeah. Yeah. And I just think that that's yeah sure we made a mistake But I didn't like his vibe anyway. Yeah, and we've got it

We've really got to fix that uh we've got to fix that noose because his neck didn't break no that first time Yeah, so that's why we have to take a look I still remember his his screams. I just remember the look from his child's face Oh, that's it was Devo. Really? No, no, no, the happy one. Oh, yeah. There was one Devo kid and one kid that was like... Devo and happy.

Yeah, Devo and happy. And we played, um, Devo. Devo, yeah. We played with it. You can dance. Everyone. Everyone was wearing those hats. That's, that's, that's, uh, men with hats.

Men with hats. Who was it? What's a... El Divo? El Divo? I'm thinking of that. But let's go leave those in need. You could dance if you want to.

You could leave your friends behind. Because there's a man who will dance. You ain't going to a friend of mine. You could dance. You could dance. That is one of the screens. Now the Simpsons does that wonderful thing where you're watching the Simpsons as a kid and then like 20 years later you'll get a reference like you'll hear something.

I didn't realize that Homer actually sings and that's a real song. You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at Japan. Homer's a real person. I thought Homer was just being a goof. Homer lives in Adelaide. I ain't think so. Yeah. Have you seen those? You also wrote the Odyssey.

Have you seen those fake articles? There's this sort of fake article thing, you know, like, because they go viral on YouTube, so people make fake articles. And one of my favorite... For cardacles. For cardacles. You know those, the types. I'm always eating a for card. They go viral in the echo chamber.

When a particular... There's a particular There's a particular fake article style which is the funniest thing to me, which is like a famous person has decided to move to this small town So like they'll do a fake article where Ben Affleck has decided to move to Adelaide That was the first one I saw and then people from Adelaide Share it because because Ben Affleck's like I just love Adelaide I went there for a media tour once I had to go to Adelaide and it's very funny and it's always old people and like there was one where I think Tilda Swinton was gonna move to Ballarat. I recommend it it's very funny. Tilda Swinton was my housemate in

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Yeah, that does sound like a, do you know what else sounds like a disease? Benathlic. Or, how you do human JLo doing those stupid movies together. Glee was awful. And I've heard he's gonna play Batman. Right. Once I got, once at uni, I got thrush. I didn't like Dead Devil.

No, I didn't care. He played Dead Devil Bad. Now he's gonna be Batman. Yeah. I tried, I couldn't piss for a week because it felt like I was pissing fire. He did right, he did right. What was it with Matt, yeah, with Matt Damon?

Goodwill hunting, yeah. I reckon Matt Damon did all of that. Even when I did that, a couple of times I was having sex and I did a comment and then I cry from the pain. I've been a flick and Matt Damon, sometimes they make appearances on things like South Park, things like that, but it might not be them. Yeah.

But they've been put together in that way. They're at the rough cream of my knob for like a month. Which is funny because, you know, there's the South Park guys. They don't like Matt Damon. They don't like it. No, no, no, no. No, I've gone long enough ignoring this. I can't abide this mark.

What's happened? You need to go to the campus doctor. No! Give it, give it, give it, let's have a look. You want to see? Let's have a look. I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll take a look at that man. Zip?

That was me unzipping my penis. Loppa, doop doop doop doop doop doop. Oh, and that's my penis falling out of my full skin Just wanting to drink this. What are you drinking? There you go. Thank you so much Gobble gobble gobble gobble and now drink this Okay, that came out of your oh my god. Just put that drink that no you just it's in your beard so why's it red? Oh my god drink it all right Please yeah me on me on me on me on me now. How do you feel?

As a thresh yeah, it's I don't know I feel I feel smarter. Yeah, I feel stronger. Mm-hmm. I feel like, I don't know, I feel like maybe I should start doing a dance. Okay. Hey. Boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Wow. I've got the music in me.

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And that happens but get Chimsy let in pencil that into your party plan just yeah, absolutely hey, man Let's just we're gonna do a little play now real quick. Me in this Well, we have to finish up, but all right, okay, all right, and I'm gonna be the doctor He's gonna come in. He's gonna fuck up dick. Yeah, he didn't get checked cool And we're just students at this performance. You've just come in with the nurse, you're the nurse broding. I know.

I brought Mark because Mark's thinking of parties near later. Yeah. So he's just like, I'm just his friend. He's just his pal. No, no, no. This is real cool. Make the right choices. We're pulling up on my Harley.

Wow. Wow. You got such a cool Harley. Thanks for asking me to come. Boom. There we go, my friend Mark. Let's get checked out. Let's get checked out.

Come on, thanks for being here. I love you, my best friend. I love you too, Muah. Here we are. This is the best. Maybe this is the best. Oh, next please. Hello, Nurse.

Oh, come on now. You know that I've got an appointment. Oh, of course. And please, come in now. First I need your medicare card. Ah, still the mums. Please that's the first thing. I'm number four on my mums. It's always bring your medicare card. I have a photo of my mums. Do you care card actually? Do you bulk bill? Absolutely. We're a campus. We are here to help and we of course we bulk bill. I don't know if you have bulk

bill in America. Thank you very much. My best nurse. I love you so much. Okay. The doctor is ready to see you now. Is my part over in the play now? No, no, you're here with me. Please come through together. Thank you. Hey, Max, is this your pal? We're just friends.

We're just friends. But yes, my pal is here too. We'd like to discuss my penis. It's crooked. Sick, whatever. I don't care. This is my job. I'm a professional, whatever.

All right, well then, can you look at mine? What's wrong with this? Sure. How about we all get our dicks out, whatever. Well, that's a bit unprofessional. Yeah, whatever. Well, you know what? I made a party plan. Yeah. And it involves the possibility of maybe my doctor wanting to get everyone's dicks out. So guys, make a party plan. Make a party plan. Yeah, mine wasn't cool with me coming to the doctor

to show him a pee, but my friend's mum is pretty cool. And she's down with it, she knows where I am, she knows you get dressed. Hey, do you mind if I just have a look at you dick? So I don't even care, I'm not gay or nothing, I'm just a doctor, I'm a cool dude, and it's my job to check out you dick, I see plenty of dicks, and I'm not judging.

Let me just lay it on the table. Yeah, great There you go Bam cool. Hey, man, you got you got chlamydia. That's cool. I got meds for that and Cuz you got a check. We're gonna be cool. What do I have? You're fucked. You're gonna die. Oh, no this health play was brought to you by the Australian Association forget your willy checked make sure you check it out never be too cool to not get it checked going to die. Oh no. This health play was brought to you by the Australian Association forget your willy checked. Make sure you check it out. Never be too cool to not get a check. Or you're that. Yes. Don't forget about Pulse. You can get your Pulse

checked. Sure got the Pulse. Thanks so much for being here with us today. Vinny Malay. We can check you out. We'll check you out online. What's your Facebook-y thing? Facebook has been smirzing. Why don't you just check out something else? All right, yeah, check out... What? Give something a thing. Hey, check out the clones. I like watching accidental Chinese hipsters.

That's still a good page. It was relevant about six years ago. Those guys, they're dressing on the trains. They're dressing on the trains. Okay. you know what, that's not about outfit. Check it out guys thanks so much. Thank you so much. Good, artist trail. Who do I love you? You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip so it brought to you by antidonaclub.com. See you next week!