Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 259 - Ben Russell Does Impressions

Episode Date: June 15, 2021

This week on the Aunty Donna Podcast we are very lucky to have the wonderful Ben Russell join us to do heaps of good and funny impressions! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends of Mugant to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we have the wonderful Ben Russell-Droner for half an hour of his best impressions. If you're loving this body, head to anti-donnaclub.com for a piece. The greatest fucking book I've seen in the world Burnin' my Kentucky sometimes and yes We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast Just the small podcast, doing lots of funny jokes. They're gonna do them every week for you. We got a special guest. His name is Ben Russell. He's got Is it the same? Just white. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just We've got a special guest today. His name is Ben Russell. Ben Russell is here. And he's gonna have got... Ben Russell's is here I need to take a big ol' shit Yes, he's

Do an impression No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's great. And I want to be respected as an artist. We love it, the audience loves it. No one respects you. We're very interested in Mandarin. Oh, it's not Mandarin, it is. But it's going to the zoo. No, it's not. That's the thinking of the zoo. No, you fucking idiot, Mark.

Here's people at the zoo. Here's people. Oh, you like the zoo? That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's an impression. Yeah, let me hear you Melbourne. It's funny. That's funny. That's an impression. Yeah, let me hear you Melbourne

Yeah, the bloody footy who loves the footy that's pandering at the zoo. Yeah Oh, you want to see some pandas? Stop pandering it. No, we can't wait to see what impressions you've got in store for us, but we've also reached out, shut up. We've also reached out to our audience on Twitter to see who they want to hear you do, because we know you're a master impression. No, I'm not. And we should say before we launch in, congratulations. We don't know when this is coming up, but we recorded this about a week after the first episode of Hug the Sun. People are loving Hug the Sun, the project you did with Ben and with your Ben.

That's right. With Zave and Miguel and it is Hug the Sun on YouTube. Congratulations. That's right. Lots of love and we wanted to get you on to celebrate, get you on to do what you do best, which is impression. Impression. No, I don't want to do. So I've got on Twitter and I've asked, I've said.

It's like I'm not, can you guys hear me? Yeah, I can. I'm saying that I don't want to. And yet, and yet. Just wish you emailed us that. Can you turn my headphones up just because I can't hear me? Okay, we can. We like you can't.

We, when I say I don't want to do this, that's all. Oh, we can hear you like you can't wait when I said I want to do this. That's all. Oh, we can hear you. Is that better? Yeah, it could be louder. If you had those sorts of demands, I wish you'd sort of emailed that head. No, I walked in. You said, do you want to be on the podcast? We could do our impressions. And I said, no, I don't want to do impressions. You don't do impressions anymore. Oh, shut up for a second. We tweeted, give us impressions for Ben Russell to do on our podcast. So why you did that? Oh, this is going to be why.

You'd be letting him down if you've been doing a couple of questions. That's a fun one. Oh, there's so many great ones coming in, and you're going to do them all. Now, this one comes from, are you ready? No. Are you ready? Why don't you want to do impressions for him? It's now time for Ben to do a hundred thousand impressions

Number one Tom Armstrong playing Judas playing it up a little go Bloody give me some pieces of gold Okay, I'll give that two out of ten yeah cuz Judas is a character from the podcast no Judas is a character from the Bible bitch Yeah, I know you're you're being a little bitch right? I'm not being a little bitch in common. I'm being historically accurate because he fucking nine pieces of gold.

Here's an easy one. Here's an easy one. Jesus Christ, you ever heard of him? A bicycle with a flat tire. Yeah, that's good. I give it five out of ten. I was more of a fart, but yeah, I'm gonna give that a one. What is a fart but a flat tire in your bum? No, no, no, no. We've established that a one. What is a fart but a flat tire? In your bum? No, that's not work. No, we've established that a fart release.

Thank you, Zach. Thanks, thanks. I'm surrounded by very antagonistic because on this pub cast, in the past that a fart is a burp from the arsehole. Okay? Well, what is a flat tire? Yeah, but a flat tire is a burp from the tube.

No, all right, that's fair. Got you. Two out of ten. Shrek, but Joe is Shrek. Joe is Shrek. I'm Joe Korski, let me sing your song. Okay, pretty good. Now, it's him.

Now, now, now, now for me. Italian Austin Powers. Yo. Do I make you a horny baby? Tina, you said you didn't want to do this. Would you like to shag it now? Or a shag later? No, I'm out of ten.

I'm out of ten for me. I really like it. I had two things. And one of them is nuclear weapons. You pushed it a little far. Yeah, so I added it. The other one is carnival fog. I struck the seven.

OK, that's Michael. Cain's line, no. No, it's not. Yeah. Oh, no, you're right. I'll drop the seven. Okay, that's Michael. Kane's line though. No, it's not. Yeah. Oh no, you're right. I'm so sorry. You fucking idiot. I'm my mistake. Sneave Shanigan.

Who? Sneave Shanigan. Sneave Shanigan. Hello, it's me, Sneave Shanigan. I'm here to have a good time. I've got a deck of cards. I want you to pick which card. And I will guess which card that you pick right now.

Um, okay. I'm picking this card. Okay. I do you have a three of clubs. No. Fuck off. Okay, I don't know, Steve. He's a sneep-shattering and real person. No. Uh, for me,

I just, for your inventiveness and like your sense of fun, I give you four out of ten. Yeah, I'm gonna give that a two out of ten. That was great. I really like that. Red's like, red like a, hey. Jimmy Stewart. Oh, hey, I'm's like, red like a, hey. Now Jimmy's doing it. Oh, hey, I'm gonna kick off this crummy little town.

I'm gonna see the world. No, your money's not here. It's in Bell Sound. I love that. French house. That was so good. That was accurate. Three out of ten.

I love it. I love that. I love that. No, that was so funny. That was a good one. That was a good one Tip mention I'm a Tim Amintram I want to tell you about being a good person

Let me get on 10 out of 10 Elon Musk On SNL I'm a Wario Yeah, could you do a little Do a little more, push it a little more effort Push the character a little bit I'm a warrior Yeah, could you do a little come on a little more push it a little more effort push the character I'm I'm I'm a billionaire and you guys should like me because I'm a billionaire and even though That most of the world's population lives in poverty. I have too much money more money than I could ever think of

Alan Rickman Potter more money than I could ever think of. So, I'll be doing the need to bring politics into it. 9 out of 10. 8 out of 10. Yeah, it wasn't good. Alan Rickman, Potter. I'll be back. Don't molest anything. What? That's from the hit movie, January Man. Right.

With Kevin Klein and Mary Elizabeth Master Antonio. Look it up. Wait, is it? Wait, is it more of you? Wait, is it more of you? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down?

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Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way that down? Wait, is it way woman. We've got cow doys. So before we go on that's a six out of ten Ellen Rickman. Could have gotten up to it nine if you'd if you'd done it again. Yeah. Hello Potter. Yeah good. Cow doy. Cow doy. Oh what's that from? Okay that's a zero out of ten. Alright here we go now this is fun. Funny lady. Okay funny lady. I'm funny lady. I'm funny like day Let's use character you like choice he makes you like like a tall glass of water I like to wear you like high heels and walk around I have folded money you see I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 that's raccoon dollars actually you got to adjust for inflation Hi funny lady tell us a little bit about yourself. I'm a funny light.

What do you do? What do you do for? I'm retired now. I live in recluse. Right. One the crab. Is this from Spongebob? Is this from Alekty? Alekty, scatter around. I like this character. Hey guys, what's going on? You guys got any bits for me to nibble on? This is not a story out of ten. I don't know Spongebob. I don't know dude. It's there, you want to have a go? No, you go. I don't know.ought in if you get this if you get a higher skull than Ben you've become the master impression Yeah, that's true. It's the game that's how you talk like this doesn't he? Yeah, he's one more of a pirate thing Oh, Mr. Crab. Oh, that's really good. It's not great, but I have a rebuttal. Okay, you can have a rebuttal

I mr. Crab. Oh, that is better. Yeah, I've never seen flangebub. Oh, you now you do because I a bottle I mr. Crab oh that is better yeah I've never seen SpongeBob go you now you do because I'm not a mr. Crab oh he's sure mr. Crab oh mr. Crab and then mine is modeled after the voiceover in herthstone ah Gina versus grummer yeah yeah yeah I try one back in yeah it was on the list that we didn't get to hear because I think this one might be one We're broke and might win you on the okay, Caldoy Can you do Caldoy for me? No, no, I actually

You've got to be Stiggy map you dodgy Here with your crumpets. Oh, yes, stick them up you dodgers. Yeah, here with your crumpers Fuck that was good. I could not I closed my eyes and I didn't know who was doing well. I think Broden, on being the originator, edged you out by half a point to now. Broden is the master in press. Congratulations Broden. You are doing it now until Ben challenges you. Okay, I think too. Sting. Alright, broaden. Oh, left, left, left, good.

It's messaging up bottom. Okay, can I rebuttal? Yeah. I just love tantric sex. I can have sex for hours on end. Ben is back on top. Ben is down the monster impression. Sting has tantric sex. Tony Collette. Oh

Oh, that's a tough one fuck she grits her teeth a lot. I Don't even know pick a Tony Collette character. Mm-hmm. All you've got to do is be better than any of us at Tony Collette Yeah, even if you pick someone from the United States of Tara. I Don't know I can't even if it's do like if it's slightly better than any of us. Yeah, still are still the master Do buck from United States of Tara, which is just like a southern like like last whole guy a myriall Muriel I don't know Knives out knives. I read a tweet, uh, I read a tweet about that I read a tweet about that Oh, that is amazing

I don't know It's not great, it's like a free outfit I never read the name, I'm telling my one in out of town I've got two in a row now, it's the same thing I love Tony Conleto Janderbont, which is actually Janderbont by the way No, it's Janderbont, this is a character It's a character

It's like how my uh, uh, Don, my, me is different to Don May the May. Yeah. All right. Give us your gender bond. Hey, guys, it's me, gender bond. You know, when filming speed in 1994, okay, Keanu Reeves broke the glass on the bus door in the beginning of the movie. It was an accident. However, it was so great. I just kept it in the film. Isn't that crazy? That's a very good gender bond.

It's hard to say it's a bad gender bond because it's an original character. What are you doing now, gender bond? Oh, you know, I'm chilling out. I haven't really made anything for a while, but you've made your millions, right? Yeah, I'm pretty much, you know, like, retired, having time with my second wife.

You're the cinematographer on Die Hard as well. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You sort of move to directing. Speable as your directorial debut, is that correct? I don't know if it was my directorial debut. You don't know that? Oh, well, I'm just trying to think and go through my U-I-M-D-B page right now.

I just, what are you doing? Yeah, I think it was, you know. I also worked on the Matrix. Did you? What did you do? No, I didn't. I just what are you doing? Yeah, I think it was you know also worked on the matrix Did you what did you know I didn't I did all the bullet time? Yeah, all right mark pretending to be Zach pretending to be Broden Oh, okay, so here. Oh no. It's a fucky the fucky do you suck your suck my balls. That's mark on Why are you? Hello. Zach.

Oh no. Oh, I'm in trouble and they're picking on me. And then what's bloody new? You boys both, Mark and Zach, you got to stop it. I'm coming into the scene to break it up and then I'm going to heighten the sketch. Oh, he's slightly he's. So now you've got to do those layers to this. So you've got to do Zach doing Broden first. I think is the way to do this.

Oh, you guys don't do that. You don't do that and I'm Broden and you do. Maybe Mark doing that. So Mark is doing you? Mark is doing me doing, Mark. Mark! Hey, hey, hey. You'd be saying Groton things. Yeah. I'm not gonna get you to this. You're a bit disturbed doing this right now.

Okay, Mark, now you are going to do me doing Groton. Yeah. You don't have to do you, you just going to do me doing Broden. You don't have to do you, you just have to do me doing Broden, we'll see how accurate it was. After this ad break. Broden grabbed me on the wrist there to let me know that a break was coming. It was a gentle, it was very, it was, I know.

It was so beautiful, it was just, It was so gentle. It was so gentle, it was one of the most gentleest things. If you are just joining us, maybe you've just tuned in. Mark is about to do an impression of me doing Broden. You don't have to do much. It's an impression of a... Oh, grumpy old Broden,

but I'm Zach doing grumpy old Broden. I don't see a lot of Zach in there. I think that's what you're missing. I think Zach is very hard to do. I don't understand that. With Zack you just have to be like, yeah, you've got to talk. You've got to have done some damage

and you've wasted about five years ago. And then when he gets picked on, he goes, oh, what you are joking! You are a Broden Calle! Oh, grumpy bro! We got to do're, uh, Broden Kelly. Um, grumpy broden. We gotta do this, we gotta do this probably to really give you a chance. Broden, can you do Broden? Uh, yeah, Broden Kelly.

And then I do Broden. Broden Kelly. And then you do Broden Cur. That's exactly Broden. Yeah, Broden. Okay, so that's you doing Zach doing Broden?. No, I'll try and can you do it? I would put a layer of mark on top of the layer of my Brody, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mark yeah, he's doing too much too much there's a layer of Mark one mark what you just do me doing Broden

I was pretty pretty close yeah, you're pretty close all right, I'd give that a two out of 10 Great, thank you Freddie Mercury Freddie Mercury. Uh, Freddie Mercury. Hmm. I don't know. Huh. I'm Freddie Mercury. Oh, that's offensive. I'm Freddie Mercury. Let's die.

I like it. Hello. I'm Freddie Mercury. Freddie, can you sing us a little song? What's your favorite song by your band? I love to sing changes with my friend David Bowie. Okay, that's not one of your songs. Or Queen, David Bowie collaborations.

You want to live forever from the hit movie Highlander. Okay, yes, yes. You did do music for Highlander. Yeah, yeah, let's hear that. You want to live forever. You want to live forever. You want to live forever. You want to live forever.

You want to live forever. Okay, it's you want to live. Hello, I'm Fred Merk. I challenge, I challenge. Yes, yes. Fred Merk, Fred Merkurey. I challenge, I challenge, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Fred Merkurey. Fred Merkurey. So it's just David Bowie. Yeah, that's right.

Fred Merkurey. Fred Merkurey. Hey, say, I'm, let's do live-ade. Well, I'm Fred Merkurey. I don't know what that is. That's like an aristocratic, David Bowie. I'm Fred Merkurey. All right.

So does he win? Yeah, he wins. A man trying to conceal a cigar while plugging his new podcast. Go back. Hey, guys, how are you? Yeah, good. Sorry. That's all right.

We've brought you on to the aunty Donna podcast to talk about. What's, what are you doing? Just stay. Stay. Sorry, good. I don't know what to say. What, I asked what you're doing and you said good. Yeah, no, I know, I know.

Sorry, I've just got this fucking. What? Absolute camp. You're not trying too what to say. I asked what you're doing and you said good. Yeah, no, I know, I know. Sorry, I've just got this fucking. What? Absolute camp. You're not trying too hard to conceal. Yeah, it seems to be in the mood. Well, I'm supposed to meet you at your cell phone. No, I don't know why you said it's not a burden. All right, all right, all right.

Now your new podcast is out. Oh. What happened? It's, your new podcast is a bit. Sorry, I've got to put, I've got to go to the hospital It just it just took my nipple off. What just took your nipple off nothing I've got to go I'm bleeding. I think you've got a C-gull under your jumper Agnes Tim Allen. Thank you so much Tim. Well, well I'm defo trying to get his internet connected at a new fight

He just moved into and is getting exacerbated with how long it's taking and the confusion coming from the person on the other end of the line. This is outrageous. You can't just do Willem Defoe without working on Willem Defoe. Peter Parker.

Oh, that's very good. Peter, you think you're, I just, see I go for like, the life aquatic, which yeah, you think you I am pants you use you tough guy huh He's so he's transformative He's a fantastic actor have you seen the Florida project? No, but I've heard a phenomenal in that film He's with non-actors and you know that's a true testimony for great. I love that all like in nomad land Absolutely, I would compare it a comparable and you know, that's a true test of a great idea. I love that. Not like in Nomad land. Absolutely. I would compare it to comparable kind of.

Stunning, bit of stunning move. Context for the next person. This is a person who produces with Stupid Old Studios where we work in Direct for Sammy J. Bit of a film director, but he also hosts a video game web series called Gamey Gamey Game. Never heard of him. Evan Munro Smith.

Huh. It's great to meet the fans. That's Andy. Yeah, he is short in that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, no's great to meet the fans. That's 10 out of 10. Yeah, he is short in that. Oh, no, no, no, that's a little like that. Okay, no, I've got a real Evan, okay. Yeah. So, hey, welcome.

Welcome. Come here, game, game, and up. Shut up, Evan. Anyway, 10 out of 10. What do you think of this? The CEO of Australian Sport. Hey boys. Yeah, good. What's going on? Okay CEO of Australian Sport. Hey boys. Yeah, good.

What's going on? Not a lot. Okay, we got some sport coming up. Just make sure to keep it tight. What kind of sport? All of it. Buzz, I challenge Ben. Okay, go.

You know, listen, it's been hard for sport, but we believe that we can make some changes, both on the field and in the bottom line. And if I could just piggyback off that, I think we've really found a market here. And what we're gonna do is we're gonna continue to be diligent. You know, this is the thing.

Sometimes you get a bit lost in the numbers, you get a bit lost in the business, but it really is about what the what the men and women are doing It's about the players and it's about the fans and that's important to know that's something Yeah, that's a draw now you're gonna have to do you have to go off again on the We have to do all our impressions at the same time until Adam driver in marriage story when he screams at his wife. I'm not seeing that well here we go Well good luck Ben

Sometimes I wish you were dead Okay, I'll do that again. I'll do the same thing. Yeah Sometimes I wish you were dead. I think he bends it He had better somehow I believe the line is every morning I wake up and wish you were dead every morning I wake up and wish you were dead Every morning I I wake up and wish you a dead. Every morning I wish. I was good. Even he fucked it up. I fucked it up, but he beat me to it.

That's right, I'm the lie. I know I imagine Adam Driver may have messed up that one on the take. I'm gonna do Martha Kelly in marriage story. Sure. Sure, I'll have a glass of water. Nice. Nomec Donald.

Okay. Oh, hey, hey, uh, uh, no that, okay. Oh, norm. Norm, I just ended up doing Jeff Goldblum. Have you seen him in the real rub? Mm-hmm. Well, he's fantastic. Joe Biden. We're gonna put people together.

We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna join hands on both sides early on. Very old. He said he didn't wanna do impressions of the side. Both sides we have. And yeah, look at him. I'm gonna be the president for all Americans. He's getting a bit southern. Getting a bit Bill Gates.

Oh, hey, it's maybe Bill Glitt. That was on the list, I don't do that. I don't do that. Godzilla. Hello. I like this. This is interesting. This is actually great choice.

Hey guys, going. I'm Godzilla, you know, it's sometimes, I'm not on all the time and people don't understand that. It's like, hey Godzilla, yeah, he's taking down a city. Or he's like, the thing doing buzz buzz. This is the real Tigerwood TT. I challenge Ben. Yes.

And that is the last thing I thought TT challenge a challenge band. Yes Okay, well this is stereotyped frankly, and I think it's disgusting. Is that a New Zealand's playing I hear? Yeah, absolutely It's very funny. It's very interesting, but this is my challenge People say that people think I'm gonna go with Zach on this People think that I'm Japanese and I am but I I'm also my mother, she was from New Zealand. Well, that works because Godzilla is from the water and New Zealand is an island. He's French in the 97.

Technically, everything's an island. That's what people don't get. It's a great, it's very creative. You know what, but this is an impression challenge. Not a man. Oh, how do you know? No man is an island. Can I say something from you?

Can I say something from you? 97's Godzilla was French. Yeah, we. Can you just do Godzilla for a little bit? I'm Godzilla, fuck you. You think you're... Look at that big building. I crashed like a nothing.

What do you think about Henk's area and Matthew Broderick coming for you? I do not like Matthew Broderick because he actually killed two people. Yeah, yeah. And I, you know, I say I killed people too, but I do not try to cover it up, but I did, though. Are we getting Sean McCala for a lot? Oh, that's a... Sean McC... Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, you're on it. You're on the path and that is to say and That is to say who does it? I do it, but that's not me. That's who I am right now very good Very nice. Hello, and welcome to the show which you're watching that is not decided you're watching this show But the show is yeah, so you've gone with the writing great International as well you are under arrest. You're under arrest. I'm under arrest. I'm under arrest.

It's very late. I've got something to say. I'm not a policeman. I'm a policeman. Right. You are under arrest. And that's what I'm saying. Hello, I'm James Corden.

I'm... I'm... Jot and McCann. What does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? David McGann. David McGann's will. James Corden acting befuddled. Oh, oh, oh's a little bit more.

Someone who, like Broden, every morning, he comes to work, he does a come. Yeah. Yeah. And that's exactly what he sounds like. Two out of ten. Two out of ten. I live with Broden.

The Joker. Which one? And which Joker? This one. This one. This one. This one. This one.

This one. This one. This one. This one. Thisdon. The Joker. Which one? And here we go. This up to you. We know no. All of them. All of them.

All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them.

All of them. All of them. Starting with the can who painted his mustache. I'm the Joker baby. Oh, there we go. That's the classic. You know how I got these cards. Ledger. Ledger. We live in a society, let oh. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon?

Nicholson. And then Caesar Amaro? Terry Caesar. I'm Caesar Amaro. Yeah, that's good. Nice. You go. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I'm gonna get you, that man. Can you do all of their laughs? I will kill the Batman. Do all their laughs. He's like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well, I sell old delicious cane firder chap. Would you like to come and produce? Yes. My stock. Excuse me. How much for this chair? That chair is not for sale. How much for this table?

That chair is not for sale. He's still yass about the table. Your neighbors are chairs in Michael Cates. We've only got two minutes left. Jordan Peterson's lobster. Lobster. It's my lobster. I keep the lobster away. You're being hysterical. It's a lot. This is my friend. I'm gonna eat only meat and I only give him my meat.

This lobster is my best friend. Any Muppet. Oh, any Muppet. I can do a beaker. Yeah. Me, me, me. In McKellen is a horse. Oh, any map it I can do a beaker. Yeah In McKellen is a horse. Oh, Biku. It's me That's great. Yeah, that's great. That's good. What's another one? Give me give me another map it Hi, who everyone. Oh, it's very good. Miss Kim. Oh

Please Pepe the king prawn. I don't remember him enough, sorry. Right, and do you want to do a Pepe? The king prawn again. Yeah nice. For the Swedish chef. Burger, burger.

Oh that's very big. Or let's just do every mop it. Okay. Now do mok as a mop it. I'm mok! Look at the me! That sounded like Mario. I'm Mark! Look at me! That sounded like Mario. Yeah, it's me, Mario.

It's me, Mario. It's Super Mario time. Very good. What about the way you do Mark? Oh yeah, good Mark. What's the name? What? Do Mark.

Do Mark? Yeah, yeah. It's a Super Mario time. Oh wow. That's a Mario. It's me, Mario. Oh no. Well. Now do them again. It's me Mario. Oh, no. Well, now let's do them again.

It's Super Mario time! Uh oh! Oh he he! Who? Yeah who? Was that Mark or Mario? Both. Oh my god.

Mark. Yeah? I'm gonna tell you something. What? Something you may have known from a... ...have... ...woken dream. Oh, no!

From a time... ...before you were even born. Something that... ...deep down you may have already known. Uh-huh. Something you have only... ...have remembered. Like, okay.

You're mine. No. Yes. No, that's not true. Look inside yourself. That's impossible. George W. Bush. A mission accomplished.

Very good. Very good. Great time. Spade round. Spade round. Ben Russell doing Ben Russell. I'm Ben Russell and I hate doing impressions. But you're so, you're so good at them. Very very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very Yeah, it's got the blood pumping. It's good. Puppet with a slush,

Puppet with a plush puppy, Puppet with a plush puppy in a plan. That's a reference. The dude from, you know, watching Andy Donuts big old has fun. That's just your opinion, man. It's dude or the elder Dorino, if you're not in that whole brevity thing.

Now him watching Netflix show. These guys are cool. They're they're all right Peter Hitchner that's your that's a big old house of fun man. That's that's the vibe Yeah, it's good man. It's it's cool. So this is a newsreader and Melbourne where we're from Peter Hitchner Hello, I'm Peter Hitchner. And welcome to the news. Peter Hitchner on the Gravichron after eating two Dagwood dogs. Oh, I don't want to get up, up, up, up, this, right.

Beautiful. That was great. That was great. And that's about all of them. It's a shame that you don't love doing them. Yeah. And I just want to say to the audience, actually, sorry that I know this is a little bit different to what we normally do. Normally we may be do riffs and adventures,

but Ben did insist on- I did not want to do this. You insisted. No, this isn't just, this isn't me being cute and being like, no, please, I don't, I don't want to do impressions. You don't like trying to move away from me. So please, if you could just not put this out

That would be great. Okay, and but if we do put it out and tell us what you're promoting oh Hug the Sun on Grouse House Check it out. It's a new series by Myself and Xavier Michael Eadies and now now just to even the kill What's just a good book you've read recently? Doesn't have to be something you're promoting, but something I just bought a book. I bought some fuck I cannot remember.

It's that Murakami. The Kuku, the Kukku one. It's about the guy that just jerks off at the time. That's all I mean, at their point, he loves jerking off. All right. I think that's all Murakami books. We get into recap the app or Yeah, if you want to recap the episode sure before you do sorry We just we have a bit of a tradition at the answer on a podcast When we recap an episode we do it to the tune of

We install the fire Okay, so you have to go through the whole song. Uh, I don't know what it was. It's fine. It only goes for five and a half minutes. I don't know. We'll do the chorus. Just so you know, the first line of the chorus, we do twice.

That's just a bit of a tradition here. Okay. I'll do it on the hook. Can you, I don't want to do this? Well, you're going to do it. You're a guest. You got to do it. Ready? You're a recap.

What happened in the episode? 6, 7, 8. Ben Russell came along and he did a little song. Now we did a bunch of impressions and that. He doesn't want to do them, but we do them anyway. But we then go into little riffs now. No way. No way.

It's a four-way instrument break. It's our we always. It's our we always. All's a full-bladed break. All right, I need on a puff. 5, 6, 7, 9. First, we're going to do Mark doing Zach doing the Broughton. Now we're going to see Mark do it in the real. Now we're going to see a bunch of little stuff.

Ben wants to do, still hasn't done a shit. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's interning. We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning Now we're doing more stuff that Ben doesn't want to do He's asked very nicely but they still said no We're gonna... what else do we do? I don't even remember we list off a bunch of impressions now. It's time for Twitter

You give me the list now. I'll go through them anyway. What happened? JFK Going fire We didn't stop the fire Okay, it was always Okay, this is good. I don't remember this shit. You got fuck you guys The fire I'm sick seven days Shrek but Joe is Shrek it's Italian Austin powers a bicycle with a flat tire Tim Minchens knee shanneka Jimmy Stewart limestone Elon Musk on SNL tower doi love a good Alan Rickman red Simmons

The Dalai mask on SNL, Tao Doi. Lava Good, Alan Rickman, Red Simmons. It's been instrumental. 6, 7, 8. Freddie Mercury, Peter Hitchiner, And Gavitrona Man, Trying to conceal a sea gold. The dude watching Bohoff, Louis Thorough returns.

We didn't do that. Do it now. Hello, do you think that maybe this song's not the fire? It was always been since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire It was always been since the world's been Christopher Walker now for a job will him to for trying to get his internet connection at the new flat a Conversation between Mr. Sunday movies and we do that

A conversation between Mr. Sunday movies and with the media around the world. I don't want to do that. Adam Driver in Married Story, Werner Herzog reading tweets, Jordan Planner sends up her, Rebel Wilson stuck in traffic. We didn't stop the fire, we didn't get to roll. It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't stop the fire, it was always burning since the 5, 6, 7, 8 Evan Monroe Sith, any Muppet Ian McKellen as a horse through Thank God you're here, who do the whole show?

Michael Cain, Joe Biden, Tony Cullet, being called Russell Colin Hay, Mr. Crab's John Wick A B, Adrian, M, Persona 8, Zack Mr. Bull, Ben Russell, Ross Perot, 96-0, Nathie McConaughey, doing way to start in Columpower. CEO of Australian Sport. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

We didn't start the fire. You didn't read how it was. It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't read how it was always been there been adding his women going Fire It's a rolling list Harvey fire Do you want to do more now? Harvey fire Oh crap, I got a car my mother. That's really good any opinion state. Yeah What else we got here

You do burn a hurt sog in Grizzly man when he's telling the sister of the dead guy not to listen to the reward you must never listen to this You must take this tape and burn it. There is no need to listen to this this no one should listen to what I have heard I don't need to listen to this, no one should listen to what I have heard. Have you seen that? No, I have not. He seems to listen to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this.

I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this.

I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. I've never been listening to this. lose about leaving the last frame of his own film. A bit of a burner heard so I'm realizing that something's off in the fridge and telling you that you that you should need it. This spaghetti is old.

You should never eat this. Burn it. No one should ever open up this Tupperware container. It is moldy. It is unnatural. I hear a question for you before we wrap up. Is there anyone whose impression is more famous than themselves, more than Werner Herzog? I don't know.

I mean, I think Werner Herzog is pretty famous, but that's a close question. But I think his impression is more famous than he is. He thinks so. I think more people would know Werner Herzog impressions who does his impressions though pull left pull left Tomkins you you he also do you know what he does himself a lot now though he does like he did his his own in Rick and Morty was that him in Rick Man? I just assumed that. Mendelorean was him, not an impressionist. He was on camera. Yeah, he was very good in.

I want the child. I can't do it. In a bounty hunting is a very difficult profession. We got end, man. We got stopped. Do you know when on, you agree, on Mendelorean? They brought out a puppet. They should, I'll tell you after.

If you do this in CGI, you are a coward. Yes, yes, a great quote. Storyboards are the tool of the coward. Bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week.

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