Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 26

Episode Date: January 11, 2017

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A list-snuff production. You listen to the only dog of podcasts The greatest fucking book I've seen a while Buried my Kentucky sometimes and guessed We hope you enjoy the part of a fucking podcast For me, sorry, if you're just joining us Me and Mark are talking about how we like our fruit. I like my fruit I like my stone fruit my summer fruits my peaches my nectarines my plums

Really hard wrong so hard that you can well don't say wrong. I'll bet you like your plums hard mark I bet you like them rock hard all brodans made a reference to Metesticles. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That's very funny and everything. Thank you very much. You're doing a great little very much No, no, no, no, no, no, no, thank you so much for your approval No, no, no, thanks so much. It's our first day back after our holidays Brodon's coming with so much energy. It's kind of it's knocked me back a little Well, oh no, no, no, no, I haven't come anywhere with a much energy at all Thank you so much for pointing that out to me. Thank you so much to some people

Want to talk about fruit here. Oh, I'm talking about fruit. I'm talking about fruit in a very big way Tom what podcast is this 26 lean in lean in 26 26. This is this? 26? Lanein? Lanein? 26? This is podcast number 26. And it's not that right for some of them to be funny, but I just think some of them should be about things like summer fruits. Do you know what that means?

What? It means we're officially halfway through a year's worth of podkin. We are. Although we didn't start releasing them weekly. That's true. So I just, I totally just fucked up your, uh, your little thing there. What's wrong with that? What? We weren't releasing them weekly when they first came out.

What's half a 52? Yeah, but we haven't been releasing them every single week. We got another half a year worth of podcasts to do. I don't think you're understanding the words that are coming out of my mouth. I'm saying we're halfway through a year's worth of podcasts. I'm saying that we haven't released the halfway through five weeks. We're halfway through 52 podcasts. Yeah, we're only halfway through 52.

We're not through, because we haven't been releasing one a week. In fact, we're over halfway through a year of podcasts. We haven't only been releasing. I'm just talking about iTunes. On iTunes, we're halfway through a year's worth of podcasts. Once again, if you listen to them once a week, because on iTunes, we release the first bunch in one week. We release the first six and one go.

I'm just saying 52 is the number of a year's worth. If you were to get a KFC, year's worth of KFC, that would be worth an amount. And I'm saying a year's worth of podcasts is worth 52 You stupid what's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what is a year's worth of KFC? Yeah, tell me a year's worth is that small a small a bowl of fruit today if we were small bowl of fruit a day from KFC If you said that Tom tapped me on the shoulder and then went to his phone So Tom's got something real special

So excited for what I know what it is Podcast is off the fucking wall with it's craziness Just we do so much cool gen-wise shit like we look at KFC we talk about fun things Bro so cool next time you come in with an agenda of energy I feel like you should discuss it with the group. Oh, you're anti me. This is so fun. We're just a naughty boy. Now I just want to get back to the Tom Armstrong thing.

All he's done is handed me a picture of two pieces of fried chicken, a bread roll, and a KFC gravy. Be specific, Mark. What do you mean be specific? It's hot and spicy because I just spent 10 days in cans. Oh, it's hot and spicy. Yeah, okay But I thought you were gonna be like this is a years worth a KFC Although you're gonna ask something I'll relate it directly to what we're talking about

You just show me hot and spicy for all the viewers out there who don't know. I love hot and spicy I love it so fucking much so that is actually very exciting how many how many days in are there in the year There's 365 on a leap year it's 348 okay so 365 are we having 3kFC meals a day or are we having two and having like a musely for a year's worth of kfc is maybe I feel like it's maybe once a week like every oh it's the it's the calculator it's the it's the it's maybe once a week like every Bop, beep, beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop Oh, it's the calculator, it's the KFC calculator I just, beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop Hello there, boys and girls, my name is Mr. Calculator

How do you do and how do you do? Let me touch Zack's balls Okay, see that I can get on board with But, yes What's this calculator man? I'm trying to talk about care, so you can give me any number. I can divide, I can add it, I can subtract it. Keep your mind that Broden dropped out of maths in your 9.

Here we go. 10, the answer to your sum is 10. Thank you. Who's got another sum? I don't know like 20 plus 10 20 plus 10 is that the question you want me to answer? Yes. Well, I have an answer for you the answer is 30 Oh, that's pretty good. It's pretty good I asked me a give me a number give me a favorite kind of stone fruit Give me my favorite I'm trying to ask here.

I come into this podcast. I'm trying to have a conversation about stone fruit. We agreed. Bop, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, bump the calculator. You can't stop the calculator, Zach. The calculator is just a train that's waiting for it. I'm meeting.

I'll call the whole test indeed. You turn me upside down, I'll say boobies. Yes, I am, I'm a calculator. Sin, tax. What's it? Well cost in ten We just we said we would talk about stone fruit. I've been trying to have a stone fruit podcast for Something like what for the last 20 weeks someone should do a stone fruit like he's had too many bongs Why why can't we talk about stone fruit? Why can't we do this? Oh? I'm a banana who's had too much chuff.

Ring ring ring. I thought I was going to ring ring. Hello. Ring ring. Hello. Oh, it's a stone to fruit. Oh, well, I was gone to do the battalion man actually, but... Oh, hello stone fruit.

Yes, hello. You're a stone fruit. Yes, hello. I'm a crazy stone fruit. I love to get the bonzi and put it up to my pipi. And then you know when you smoke a bong from your pipi, you know what a lot of people like to do to me. Can't you in the mouth?

Can't you in the mouth? Oh, good. But that's usually when I'm asleep. I just can't keep doing these podcasts if we're not talking about the things that matter. I called to talk about my old kid, my old kid, my old kid. Old kid, well you keep fruit. Yes, you have an old boy, we had him when I was maybe 16 or 17, you know, things were a very different back then. You meet the girl.

You ask her, her mom, if you can own her like some property. And she said, you know, you have a tie on. That's a fair enough there. That's all it took back then. Well, hello, Stonefrute. I'm the KFC math calculator. Oh, Bungion! Give me a summon, I'll add it up. Okay. If you take

it, keep it in mind that Broden dropped out of nine in, dropped out of nine in year math. So wait a second. Did the math calculator drop out in year nine? Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you. You can't. I'm not fully across what you thought. I don't understand the what the year was pretending to be a maths calculator. See? But then he admitted that he was Broden. Oh, he got you on the Gestapo. I got you, Khan, in the same way that I've attempted to bring energy to the podcast in the new year. I feel like you've brought a negative tone and have better ability to

crush any of my important characters. What's this? I was just, that was my bit. I think, you know, I think to call the calculator man an important character is a pretty big a leap. Well, you don't know this story is going. This story, you don't know, maybe later he'll be revealed to be the Prince of Cym. Well, I reckon it's Broden. That's that's the money I'm putting on the table is that this calculator Imposter is Broden Kelly. Well, you can see me. You know that it's me We're it's the idea that we're making an audio play. Okay, boys I think it may be in the spirit over the new year have been you year by the way I think we've already released a podcast this year, but we recorded fuck a month ago

So this is the technically we recorded this one yesterday. I just feel like I've had a coming here. I wanted to talk about Stonefrid. That was the thing I wanted to do. And then Broden comes in here. He tries to trick me that he's a calculator. I think you need to learn to let a go of a bullshit. I think sometimes you come into the room quite loaded with the things about I want to talk about the stone fruit, I want to talk about how I can put my balls inside of my asshole. Everybody can do this thing and everybody has done it in the privacy of their own home when

their girlfriend goes to the IGA to get the roast chicken. Could someone please give me a fucking sum? Okay, okay. If I have a fucking sum. Okay, I'll give you a sum. For the love of... No, I don't want a... I don't want a... You got burned a bowl of gas, eh?

Oh, a sum. I would say you're right, yes. Okay. Very clearly. I can give you a sum. And I would be more than happy to be a mother. And that's all I've ever wanted to do is to give you a son, Broden. Broden, I love you.

I think we're okay. So what's happening here is exactly in a level with two for many years. I have no idea. Of course you have no idea. You don't look out to sight in your own head. The music that I wanted to talk about Stonefruit is because I knew it was your favorite fruit, Broden. And I was gonna propose to you.

I was gonna add a whole thing. Like Zach, I don't know what to say. Well, you've already said it. I'm so m- I just- I would never want to fucking touch you, let alone have a baby with you. You're- you're hideous and gross and- and I don't like you. This is so- you'll see you two love birds talking like this and making me so happy. It's around the- remind me of my wife. Does your wife make you as well? Because I got the horn. No she's- she's- we got Meg- we you're back. I just got Meg to run back.

I don't like you. Oh, yeah. That's the bigger fan over the game. Well, I see this Brodner's turn because he's nagging me bad. I hate you. Oh, yeah, I love you too. I don't know, I really hate you. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Do you want to hear the last words of my wife has said to me before she had passed away? I reckon 50-50. I'm intrigued, but I'm horrified at what it might be. No, no, no, she said to me, she looked at me in the eye. She owned her death a bed. Sure. And she said to me, me a bellopastacua.

What does that mean? It means I am a beautiful pastor in the water. She had a dementia. She was a fallen apart. She didn't even know what she was saying. She was a bit of a fucked up. Can I just double cheer in the water? Can I just double cheer? Was your wife pasta in water? Look, some people like to say who you can and can't love. But me, I think if you want to put your asshole around a big boiler, salt, water, full of fat, the chin in here, you should be able to.

Okay. I'm yet 20 plus two. Thank you. 22. I'll get you one day, bro. And I'm on to it. Okay, 43 plus 3562. No, I said the sum. I just meant to give me a number. Okay, 4563 plus 527. 8672. Oh my God. I am at the best.

That was incredible. It was wrong, but you answered so quickly. I was so quick, you have no idea. Give me a E or some. Any sum, make it as hard as you want. One plus four. Okay, great, great question. Fantastic question, you've asked me there. One plus four, was that the question?

Yeah. And like this, I'll tell you five. Why did you... I did do a hesitate, because... Said it straight away, didn't even pause for a breath. Five times three. Five times three, that's such an easy question. I'm not even gonna stress about it.

Without a breath, I'm gonna tell you it's 15. Just say it, just say it straight away if you could go straight. I am, yeah, absolutely. Nine-ninths. Fantastic question, nine-ninths, that's such a good question. I'm so happy to, I'm so happy to- You're looking on your phone. No, no, no, it's all good.

I'm so happy to answer it straight up. That will help you. I'll be your phone out there. I just gotta, I don't know, I'm just checking my text and I'm happy to answer you straight up and that would be 81, whatever. I can't believe you were actually out there using the calculator for 900 thumbs and 9.

I forgot my 9s and it was hard to do it while I was talking. You just do 10 times 9 and then you take away 9. I was talking about this the other day because I'm fucked. Yeah, I like me. Yes, yeah, like getting Getting to like normal people just like just do that properly, but I have to do shit like that I have a douche at the lack of that the tool. I also just remembered you for the first Nine you can just do the seven two it always the two digits always equal nine So it's eight one seven two

It's very simple any sum is really simple to do. 20 L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L find the exercise that you're doing, take the answer, put it in your book. But then you're not learning, Broden, and that's going to come and bite you on the bum while I'm dancing. Why did I never do that? Huh? Why did I never do that? Because the cunts worked it out, and they make your show working out, but very easily, you just sit next to Matthew Cababi, and he'll have the answers and the working out there ready for you to do. In my year 12, in Maths of Class, I was separated and have to sit on my own because I was such a distraction. If the people sat next to me, they did a bad. It was like the butter Simpson did. The vortex. Yeah, I understand. I that is a true. I learned how to

break rulers in half like a karate man. I learned how to break rulers in half, like a karate man. I learned how to be aggressive with a 42 year old man, who was a third authoritative position. And he probably didn't get it. You know what I never learned there? What? I never learned to what laws there are. I never learned what laws there are. Let me repeat, I never learned what laws there are.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh man, you bring it down the system with your long hair. Let me repeat I never learned what loss in there Man you bring it down the system with your long hair I told mr. Taplin the shuffle pair of scissors up his ass and I felt bad about it ever. Oh my god You said that to a teacher. Yeah, you just made it. I mean, were you like real man? Yeah, yeah, why cuz he was trying to make you do maths Yeah, was it trying to educate you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was trying to make you do maths. Yeah, was it trying to educate you? All right, this is part of my complex. I never got over, but he was saying stuff to me like insta I'd be struggling to learn because I was a fucking piece of shit. And instead of helping me, he go, well, we're not on the stage now. Are we broding? Because I used to do all the musicals at school. So he'd make it a personal attack.

So I had to personally attack him and call him a fat old kind of thing. Did he have a thing about the scissors and there he was holding holding scissors and I say if you tap them on the table again I'm gonna shove them up your... It's not a nice thing to say to someone. No! But he was awful as well though. He was. He wasn't awful. He once said the same school. I mean I went to the same school. We were in the same class together. Are we gonna have a beast this guy's name? No I won't say his name but he... Well there was once a girl and I said to her he's like oh you've got a silver tongue. I wouldn't want to get head from you. Oh, he said to this girl. I think she retired at the end of that year. Remember when

Creepy teachers when you're in you like you're right, there'd be the creepy teachers that had perved on the girls and when you're in your Right, you're like, oh, what a creep. I mean, she is hot, but what a creep. And then you would like get to like 22, 27, whatever age. And you'd think back to that teacher and you'd realize just how fucked he was. And what it didn't dawn on you, you just thought he was a creep. And then you get to older and you're like, oh no, he was a bit their favorite songs

or radio heads creep. Yeah, it's like a song about their I'm a creep. Yeah. I'm a weird. Yeah, I'm a weird 43 plus 7 43 press 7 is such an easy question to give me and I'm gonna answer it for you right now It only will it only takes me a split second to get that sum in my head and only takes one moment And I've got that in a moating. Yeah, absolutely. And I've got the answer for you right now And I'll tell you what it is at the answer is 51 What oh

Oh No, I've gone into the math wrong question temple Don't welcome to the temple wrong question temple. Don't tell me. Welcome to the temple. My name is Math Man. I have done maths for how much pizza you can eat in a year, maths for how much cheese you can eat in a year,

you call yourself the KFC maths calculator. But I am not so sure, Broden Kelly. And I'm still Italian, man. What did you do bringing Italian man into our sacred sanctity? I can go whatever I like. You can make us a pasta broccoli. Could you do that? See I make it with a orcetti, which is Italian for ears. Okay there's a coals across the road and my voice just changed. There's a coals across the road.

Yes. And we've got a kitchen out the back. I'll talk to him 15 minutes. Can you do that? I can not do it. I can get the ingredients in a 15 minutes, but I need about a 20 minute of depth at time. Yeah, 35. Cool. You're going to get some great deals of coals.

Anyway, what I wanted to tell you is, Matt's man, I can change. Okay, great. Tell me. How? I'm going to get better at maths. You are. Are you? I'm a... Because I've got a letter here from Zachary Ruey. I'm going to get better at maths. You are. Are you? I'm a...

Because I've got a letter here from Zachary Ruey. I needed the cheer. And he says, I'm pretty sure that con call in himself KFC math calculator is actually sketch comedian and admin Broden Kelly. Ooh, subterrace pediment. Do you know? Admin. Is that a do administration?

Yes. And of course, I love that. I can't you hear that? He's just making some pasta for me. You may have missed that. How was your day? Peep. Peep.

He's just asking for a hug. He's just asking for a hug. He's just asking for a hug. I'm just making, I think maybe they left him a mic on. Peep. Peep. I like to, I can, I can appear with the pair wave. I just, I'll tap it that way on there. Ooh, I like to tap it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. If we could just get back to it, just sort of ignore that sound. What? I'll get the couple of maple-scented broccoli in there, okay. Yes, I'm a backer, I know, I've forgotten the broccoli in there. How come everything here sounds like he's a bit of a predator? Because I think that's the character.

What do you mean who I'm talking about? I'm talking to the self-checkout. I can't talk to the self-checkout if I... Where are you taking me? Where are you taking me away? Oh no, he's been taken by the people. Let him out. Let him out.

I think we need to use our maths powers to save our friend. Okay, stoned fruit. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Get off these horses, Mathmen. Okay. Look, I was just a talker to the funny little grey man with the the screen of Or I fell I'm dead

Just a for clarity. I was talking to the self a check out and then the men in the white the gods are taking me away Okay, all right. Hey broding. It's me That was a confusing. Hey, Zach. I got over playing that character so I killed him off Let's go safe. All right, let's get on these horses. All right, let's Ah, oh no Max-man Broden is dead All right, here I go. I'm just gonna troll up along over to hey, I'm Jimmy the horse rider. Oh, hey mate. How are you? Good mate? Let's hop on these horses.

Don't worry, they're quite safe. At, ah, ah, no. What do you mean after tech or all this the medication? Wanted to make them feel worse? Just want to quickly say to everyone listening, we're groundbreaking podcast makers. What we're doing now is a multi-linear narrative. What we have here is Mark in a mental institution.

As the Italian man, who is now named Stonefruits? Yes. Very lynch-yin. What's he's doing? He's in a mental institution in the vein of it one full over the cockers nest. What we have over the other side of the story is Zach who was playing the head of the Maths Temple and horse gym riding horses to save Mark, but every time they get on the horses, they fall off and die.

Okay, shall we rejoin the story or is there anything else anyone else? I feel like we just need to add like a third narrative. I need more, it does need more. It does need more. So maybe we could be three birds, like a like a like three. Well, I'm happy to fall off the horse.

Yeah, right. And then I can pick up that strand of the three separate birds. I'm happy. Okay. Maybe each of us have died. And we've been reencontained as birds. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

This is why we've been dropping on the charts. I don't know, I disagree. I disagree. I think it was the beeps at the start, they're really through people. The fact that we started doing a podcast a week and releasing them before we knew how to do a podcast, we're good now, we're great.

Let's jump back to the best kind of podcast. This is better than Mark Marrent. It's pretty good and it's not, it's not like we're not stretching ourselves or trying to come up with funny stuff that's not working. Absolutely not, shall we jump back into it? Absolutely. A ball. A ball.

Oh no, I fell off the horse again. Oh no, horsey Jim. I mean, oh no, horsey Jim, are you all right? Oh, no. No, what are you doing with the shock of therapy? Don't put the inner muttie goooooooon! Ah, no. Um, hey, hello. Meanwhile, in a bird's nest.

Well, I'm not dead yet. I'm gonna kill myself with. Hey, hop on the horse sack. Alright, who are you now? Brodin. Oh, you're back. Alright. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

Oh, wait, we'll get there. I've transitioned to the bed already That that that that that that that oh no I fell off. Oh it's actually dead. All right great I don't know if you guys noticed but I'm my next character. I just I committed to a voice I didn't think about it, but it's pretty good great. All. Here we go. Where's the big one? Oh no, little bird. Hello, hello there. Well, my name is Bertie Blue. What's your name? My name is Bertie Green. Bertie Green. The book, Richard Locker, Count and Draft. Oh, I love a bloody lot of Count and Draft mate. I love a bloody lot of carton draft mate. Ah, there you go. Cheers to that.

Cheers to that. Hello, I'm the third bird. A-da! It's a bird! And what are these birds are doing out the mo window? I'm linking it all together. I'm linking it all together. Coming together.

The Italian man is looking at his window in his mental institution. He sees the three birds their drink and beer he starts to masturbate Broden bursts through the door on his horse hey I'm Broden on a horse the birds burst through the windows the Italian men rips out the sink from his room and smashes the window. An Amy Man man's cover of one starts to play as all of the narratives converge. And I'll just bring up Amy Man's one on the phone. Okay. Bit of a magnolia reference.

This is good. This is good. This is really good. Sorry I've just gotten Amy Man's one up on my phone. Take your time, Zach. Yeah. No worries. It's going to be a very powerful moment when it happens.

It will just wait for you, shall we? Bit of a magnolia reference. Do recommend. Alright, here we go. Okay, Mr. Mix. Three, two, three, and. Shall we could have a magnolia reference to recommend all right here we go One is the lonely is number that you've ever do To Two, two can be as lonely as one. It's the lonely as number since the number two.

I love making noise. Joy back it with the maths. It has. It's all coming together. Man, seriously, if there's a better podcast than ours, go fuck yourself. Which the podcast awards command out of? Right now. Oh, okay, so we lost. So we're on the stage presenting the podcast award for best podcast because we didn't win it. Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Zach Rwein. Uh, I'm Mark and I'm Brod.

And we just like to say, fuck Donald Trump. Yeah. We said it. We said it. We said it. Oh no, what's he gonna do? We that is. Let's go on record now. I'm fucking sick of all these fucking motherfuckers. I'm a man tea Trump.

I'm your fuck. I'm your man tea Trump aren't you fuck I'm anti Trump I'm left wing I've got an agenda I'm a feminist I'm a feminist you know what so am I and here's the thing I like to watch my partner have sex with other men do you know what you call me a cock it doesn't hurt that's right I'm a cock I'm a cock hold got a cuck, and I'll put my cuck in another man's wife while that man watches. Can I, can I, yes please? You just do like a jazz... Let's take a walk to the context area.

We released a video last year called The Aussie Christmas Summer Thing, and we said some shit in it, and now all these cunts from America are calling us cucks. Yeah, we all get gankled Cucks. Cucks is a word about someone who's who's who's has been cheated on. And also it's been appropriated to meet someone who likes to watch their wife have sex with another man. But now it's been moved to people who to have left-leaning ideals, our narrow cucks. So we got called Cucks. I am, that was from the context corner. For me, I believe in lower taxes for business. I believe in, I'm very socially conservative.

I'm right-wing, very much so. But I do enjoy my partner having sex with other men. What are you? Well, I'm a cuck. Right, right. So it's a bit awkward because, I'm a cuck. Right, right. So it's a bit awkward because I get called a cuck sometimes, but not in the same context to you guys.

I believe it's very funny because I think we're slightly different there. Or maybe you agree with some of these ideals. But I believe in absolute equality. I believe in equal pay for equal worth. I believe in that 100%. That is one of the things that I am adamant about. And I believe in in my spare time, hiding in a wardrobe and where I can see out of and having my wife invite a strange man that she's met on Tinder or the internet come into our bedroom, into our marital bed, and I like to film him fucking her,

and then watch it later in my spare time. And then I'm a cuck, I'm a cuck voyeur, and there might be three. Isn't it interesting how we're so different in our views, we're so different in our views, but where we're the same is we both are cucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're are cucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're both cucks.

What do you call a left leading person who likes to watch their wife have sex with another man, in a bowl with like a warmed up a bit and good with Christmas pudding? Cucks, it? Cucks, it. Cucks, it. What do you call a man who has the power of

flight? Yeah. And loves to watch strange men fuck his wife. It's a cuckoo too. What do you call? What do you call a man who is left leaning expresses those views on social media, supports feminists, also enjoys sharing his wife with other men, but is also a bowl of cereal that is not dissimilar to a crunchy milkshake. Kakao pop. Kakao pops. These Kakao pops. Oh, you call a 1960s television series about a big, this is fucked, a big-headed thing. He hangs out with a witch called Witchy Pooh, but he also likes to watch his wife have sex with other

men. What? H.R. Cuck and stuff. That's good. What do you cook? Cook? What do you call? What do you call? What do you call? It's not good. What do you call? What do you call a popular video game?

That's about strong female protagonist who goes on quests into tombs, finds treasures. Guitar hero. You're close, but shut your fucking mouth. Great. Finds, it goes into tombs, finds treasures, right? Uncovers big sort of global conspiracies, right?

But one of her favorite pastimes is to get fucked by other men while her husband watches on. No, Donna. Carcorder. What do you call? Because she's raiding them cucks. Yeah. With the vagina.

What do you call a man who is an ally to various LGBT QIA causes? Supports the Greens party and likes to watch his wife have sex with other men, but is also a chain of stores selling camping goods and outdoor clothing. What? Is it, can I guess?, is it raised cuck city? No, no, I was gonna go cuck a dude Cuck man do cuck man do great cuck man do All right, what is cuck city's pretty good. What do you call a small Cuxid is pretty good. What do you call a small cylindrical flat black thing that

hockey players Hit around an ice feel. Can I just say this is a good one real good one But the little small disc likes to watch his wife have sex. Ladies and gentlemen, you would call that a hockey cock. What do you call a man who likes to share his wife with other men and watch the act? But is also left leaning and expresses his views online and is also, and I want you guys to guess this, is also a very important player in Australian rules football.

I was listening, so I can't know. What do you, that'd be the cuckman. Cuck'min. All right, I've got, all right, all right. What are you call? What are you call? I think, I think you'd refer to it as a type of mollusk. Am I wrong from the sea? That people...

people enjoy to eat. There's delicious with a little bit of Tabaschi sauce, maybe some lemon, sometimes El Natural. You can have it sometimes with a bit of Worcestershire sauce and bacon if you put it in the oven for a little bit. Right. And it's fresh. It's fresh out of the sea, except it also likes

to watch its partner have sexual intercourse. Yeah, what do you call that? You call it a freshly cucked oyster. Yeah, great call that you called a freshly cucked oyster? Yeah, great could you have a freshly cucked oyster with like a nice garden salad or Absolutely, you could you could have it with so it's delicious to have with some Prosecco Prosecco that'd be beautiful. Yeah, okay. What do you call? What do you call a sac at the go to Google for? Yeah, I did it to get the specific except who this guy was what do you call a sack at the go to Google for the sake of? Yeah, I did it to get the specifics of who this guy was.

What do you call a companion to Robin Hood? Oh. Who is a religious man, a man of faith, but likes to travel with him and help him in his questionable good deeds, but also occasionally goes online, does left-wing rants and watches his wife have sex with other men what's that what you'd call him Little Cuck Cry a cuck. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm right. Okay. We should stop this

All right, I had another good four or five Should I say Cuck boy, well that's what you call a cowboy who is left-leaf-leaf running agendas, wouldn't you? A cuckboy. A cuckboy. A little bird that sits in a pond and loves bread, but is also left-leaning and likes to have its wife have.

You call it bloody weirdo. Excuse me. Wow. What an exhilarating first podcast back after a long break. Thanks. I'm sure you didn't notice. I'd love to say thanks to Telstra for all their support. Oh, and also the loot crate. So with loot crate you can get loot crates with a dollar off if you use the code. Auntie Donna loot crate when they are sponsored by loot crate. What the fuck is that? We're sponsored by loot crate. I wanna get sponsored by loot crate

because they give people money. What's loot crate? Loot crate. Loot crate is a big thing for nerds where you get like a boxer shit every month. Thanks, they're gonna sponsor it. I think you get people of boxer shit. I'm telling you, I'm telling you,

we've got to get sponsored by loot crate. But you get like, I feel like- They know they're gonna get it for free. What, no, but I feel like, but they pay people to do it. And like a lot of podcasts get Luke Crate sponsorship. You guys are nerds. How do you spell it?

L-O-T-C-A-A-T-E, like a loot. What, what should you get, Luke? You get like, like, nerd, like, gamership, like you'll get like a little bubble head of the Joker. Like a bag of Cheetos. Yeah, and like a bag of Cheetos, but it's got like pizza rolls. Yeah, yeah. It's all that stuff.

And sometimes you get like, you'll get like a little figurine of grout. Bras is like three months. Three months, the bras is. Heaps of great shit. Lots of rip hot shooter t-shirts. It's next next to hell.

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A huge thank to all the people who actually have sponsored us through Patreon. You guys have been fucking awesome. Yeah. And a lot of you has been dropping off. Oh, have they? Have you listened to this and you've dropped off? Oh, we really needed that money. We, uh, yeah. I got nothing out there. I didn't know they were dropping off. We really needed that money. I didn't know they were dropping off. That's a sour and

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And don't forget with Lucrate, you can get a box of shit delivered to your door that you'll have nowhere to put and we'll collect dust. Oh, with every month. There's the way I try to get sponsorship by just starting to sponsor people. Yes. I think what holders have the best cars in Australia, I'll tell you that much, you've got a safe car for your family, it's going to drive you around Australia and see some of this great sights.

And there ain't no babes like hot babes. Babes are hot and they love being hot. Hot babes. Come and at your. Don't worry. We'll have a guest for the next podcast. Thanks for listening everyone. Bye. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!