Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

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Get a legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Antidonna podcast. This week we've got a heap of new sponsors and fun ads, including this one right here for Antidonna, the magical dead cat tour. Tickets now on sale at antsidonna.com. You listen to the only proper podcast The greatest fucking podcast in the world Bro, I can't take it sometimes and yes We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast brought to you by

Andy Donner, a collective of comedy boys who went to active school and didn't work out for them as relactors so they went Oh, there seems to be money in comedy So then they made a career out of it. I'm here with my colleagues as always, Zach and Mark. And speak for yourself in terms of the real acting

not working out. I recently did a campaign for stegles. So that was some pretty serious acting I needed to do to get through that. Well, I stand corrected. We've got a chicken man here, chicken man, stegle man. Yeah, I'm a chicken man, I'm a stigel man. And, um, shut up.

And as always, to my left is Zach. Zach, the, the cookie's a heck. I broaden, thank you so much for having me. And, and can I say, listen, um, do something funny? Well, yes, uh, there's something funny. I mean, this is funny in its own way. You know, I think I'm, I'm trying to create a dry character. See, by doing this character mark, laughing at him,

I've created funny. We've collaborated on funny. I'm not doing funny, but I've contributed to funny. I'm gonna jump in here and stop this. We've got to pay the bills. Yeah, important to pay the bills. We're gonna be back right after this ad. So, you find yourself at home alone

and you have got these massive hairs on your balls. How do you get those hairs off your balls without cutting the scrot and the nuts falling out? Well, that's why we have been sponsored by Manscape. Manscape are real brand that specializes in... Who's they are real brand? They specialize in blades that don't cut your fucking nuts off because apparently that was a problem

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But there's ceramic, I don't know, some shit. So get man's scape today or don't. It's your call. That's good. Hi, this is Zach Rewane from Aunty Donor, and I want to tell you a little bit about my favorite new comedy series on Apple Plus TV, Apple TV Plus. Cuntman in America is a hilarious six-part comedy about Cuntman, a man who says Kant a lot and his name is Kantman, but he's from Australia

where that word is like rude but not offensive as he goes through trials and tribulations trying to get work, trying to make friends and even having an attempt at some heterosexual dating in a country where his favorite word is actually brutally offensive. That's Cuntman in America. I personally thought it was hilarious but also interesting and challenging. That's on Apple TV+. Have you ever noticed when you go to the shops that you're worried that someone's going to jump out at you and punch you in the mouth? That's why we've got Shopping Centre boxing gloves. For the man or woman who wants to fight at a shopping centre, sure, they just regularly

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I don't know a lot of you are thinking, oh, but Broden, what if there's a gunman? Well, hi, I'm a gunman. And sorry, I need to be clear, not the gunman that was referenced in the earlier ad. I'm a man with big guns. That's right, I'm Dwayne Nerok Johnson and I'm here to tell you about Fast and furious Hobbes and Shaw too in production right now We need you

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So it is possible where there's a will, there's a way. I'm putting down my guns and I'm picking up a man-skate razor blade set today Can't cut your balls off unless you really really fucking go out of your way to do it man's skate and guns When you go under the shop so you need some jam when why not come to the jam man, jam man, jam get sore your jam traits if you love them. Jam come see the jam man, jam man loves to bike your traits. Jam man doing, jam traits, jam man, jam man. Ooh I love my jam but I all need a man.

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You said boy's a bit. Theirma jams, they're gonna come from a dark past. But now I sell lots of jams, come to and buy my jams, so we're available at Coles, at Walle's, at an independent grocery store. Jelly got no lumps. Jelly got no lumps. Jelly got no lumps, but jam got the lumps. Jelly got no lumps Jelly got no lumps. Jelly got no lumps, but jam got the lumps. The jam man Cinema audiences are a captive audience that love to watch the previews

Be a part of the conversation with Val Morgan, cinema previews. We hope you enjoy this feature presentation, but first, here are some messages from local cafes, just pictures of local cafes and people talking. When was the last time you looked to yourself in the mirror and when and got a Stiffy? I know for me it was poor 20 30 maybe 50 years ago was the last time that happened for me and I'm sick of it. Every time I look in the mirror I want

to get a Stiffy I want my pants to be busting at the seams. Jeans or tracksuit, either or. Now when you get a stiffie and you're wearing tight jeans, it can hurt. But with a tracksuit, if you're not wearing undies and you hit a stiffie on the right angle, you can rub your stiffie in just a way that you want to come. But if the chances of you coming from that, maybe that's a medical issue. You need to talk to your doctor about here, but here we're here to talk about man's scape. Man's scape. Man's scape are raised, they do razor blades.

I think it's been mentioned on this podcast before. Can't cut your balls unless you really try it. I'm positive you'd be able to, if you really, really gave it to go. Anyway, have confidence in yourself. See your doctor, get diagnosed with whatever mental illness you definitely have. Get on some drugs for it. Sort yourself out. Buy man'scape, get a stiffy, look at in the mirror, and try not to jerk off in places that it's inappropriate. For up to 80 years, the Johnson family have been running the Centro-Warnable Community

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I just, I just don't think it was worth the ad spend. I would have just done this for you. I want to be guests on other people's podcasts. Yeah, okay. And this is the only way I could figure out how to, you know, I appreciate the money, but if you've just given it to me, cash in hand, we wouldn't have had to go through a cast.

I feel like I get drowned out by you two, it can't. Okay. And so people are never, you've been on, you've been on so many other episodes of Lake was Armama Rama and I'm jealous. I want to be a guest. I want to be a guest. Come on and do spawn. Yeah, but you've been on every episode. You were talking about spawn. I said, come on. And then I'll be on one episode. One. You've been on like 50s. That's silly. That's silly. That's just through the fucking head. Hi, I'm Zach Rwain from Aunty Donna, and I'm here to tell you about my favorite new podcast

guest, Mark Bonano. Mark is available to be guests on all kinds of podcasts from Funny to Sirius. I personally love listening to Mark as a guest on podcasts because he's funny, charming, and a little bit of a wild card. To the Italian stuff. Uh, and remember, he is Italian and is happy to talk about his heritage. Also happy to compromise his ethics and values around that heritage for a lot. Say it counts as diversity.

That was not in the hat. It was not safe. That was in the optional list. Say it. Say it. That was in the optional this say it read There was in the optional this and I choose not to say it Mark banana and those exciting thing is if you want markers of guests go to www.com I'm gonna slash mark banana slash guests put in the promo code Mark Bonanno for 10% off. Let's go. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Do you want to meet some monkeys? Well, I've got some monkeys. Come to my monkey shop and meet all the monkeys.

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The monkeys of taking control of the ad. I personally love the monkey shop. I think it's a fun shopping experience. And I bought 10 monkeys last time I was there. Didn't even have to. I didn't need a monkey. I walked into the monkey shop. I walked out with monkey number six,

who said I think he has a dick, so something like that. I don't know. But it was true. And now I'm a, now I've got a loyalty card. Every four monkeys you buy buy you get a free monkey Take control of the office help me do not come in the monkeys will attack you as soon as you come into the office The monkey shop the monkey shop

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I got this ad to A cast. You want to do it, Steve? No, no, because I'm the, if you want wood, come down the wood shop. They got redwoods. They got bluewood. I don't really care who you are. We're out of wood.

So I want you to do the ad read. We've already spent the money. I want you to get customers in. We got some nicknacks at the desk still. And made out of wood? There's some pencils for like marking out the wood where you're gonna cut it and stuff. I can't build a pegolla out of that. No, no, this is the problem. It's a big problem that we're out of wood. But if you can keep that ad going... I need to stop you because we need to go to an ad.

I thought we were just gonna slot the real ad in. What we are. But like, like, no, I need to stop the wood ad because I need to get onto another ad. It's not fair on the real ad, sir. It's not fair on the real ad. To not market is a real ad. I hope it's for men's gaped.

And we're back and we return on the real ad. To not market as a real ad. I hope it's for man-scaped. And we're back and we return to the wood ad. We're all out of wood, so just do the reels. Don't, no, do that reels. That feels cheap, it feels wrong. Well, I don't know what to do. It feels more wrong to tell them we've got wood when we don't. What's something that rhymes with timber? And we can just do an ad for something else.

We're still a wood shop. You can still say timber, but just sort of say timber for all of your wood working needs. We've got no tools. I've got it. We've got a couple of soles. I'm about to save your ad spends

because advertising for a wood shop that has no wood is stupid. So I'm gonna save it. A little box of yoyos at the front. As he cookies? No, the toy toy we just thought it would be cute There was a salesperson came past and I get the sweet yo-yo's in the new you're talking to me And then I'll be in there every day mate. Yeah big jar of yo-yo fucking do the ad can't well. I'm gonna change it now All right, go for it. All right ready

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We're gonna return to this sort of socially progressive but kind of strangely fiscally conservative podcast in a moment, but first, markets update with Gary and George and Matt Preston from MasterChef Season one to nine. Ooh, I love markets! Oh yeah, the ASX is looking pretty good. I'm gonna crevat! I'm doing that. You could do George.

Why? Why? Why would I do George? Why would I do George? Do I have to explain? No, you don't have to explain because your Dual racial stereotype is short and you're passionate and you're always proposing that we we underpay anyone that works with you guys Guys, guys, guys, guys. We have to interrupt this fight for an outbreak No worries. I'm sorry If you need an air conditioner, you need a quick come down to Johnny stick. He's got your air conditioners ducted

air conditioning or split system. He's got what you need. Johnny and his family have been in the industry for 10 years and come on down get an air conditioner from Johnny stick. Air conditioners might not be actual air conditioners but rather a hole in the wall that Johnny makes. Johnny will come to your house and put a hole in your wall with a big hammer and that might be not an air conditioner But if you try and say to him, hey, that's not an air conditioner He'll say now the air flows through it just fine And then if you say no, I'm not gonna pay you he'll come at you at night He'll like come with his cousins and try to kill you holes in the wall

But I'll be actual holes in the wall. Good old reliable Johnny stick. He's a man of his word. You go there conditioners, put him in your wall and give you a smack on the bomb to say, good old you bite. As you might get down to Johnny stick. Do you have a problem with constipation? Yes. Talk to your doctor today about

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That makes more poo more drippy. Can I get a subscription? I don't know what it is. Why? You're a doctor! Yeah, but I'm not up with them. I'm in an ad right now that told me to come to you. Hi, hi, doctor. Oh, my representative from Flesipan.

Here is a Flesipan hat. Well, now. Hey, you should have some Flesipan. Fuck yeah, I can't wait to- I'm gonna try you, I'm gonna do any special for the home brand though. Oh no name get the no name brand It's my cheaper, but it's got the same drugs in it. All right, great. I think that flesa bam. Yeah, that's fine Because he's the twist I'm not flesa pen. Oh

I am god's your uh oh My god, where's I am God's era. Oh no! Oh my God! Where's... Uh... Do you have a problem with God's Rilla getting in up in your shit, getting up in your ad space? Well then what you need is Mothra, I think. Mothra is a big, uh, fucking radioactive Moth. Three heads? No. No.

The dragon has three heads. Yeah, uh, Gidora. in radioactive moth? Three heads? No. No. The dragon has three heads? Yeah, a gidora. Gidora. Is it a dragon? Yeah, a dross dragon, three headed dragon, kind of like that. What is that evolved from? Nothing.

They're all just great monsters of Earth. And if you've got any more questions about Godzilla creatures, that's why you need Broden Calli in your life. No, no, no, no, no. Hi, I'm Broden. I'll answer all your questions about the Gojira world, whether it's about Mothra, Gidora. Which ones is Ken Waternabian? What's it, Nug? What's it? What's it? What's it? He's in all of them.

I mean, he dies in one spoiler alert. He's in the first two, I think. The one he has won with Gidora. I was really sad he wasn't a Godzilla versus Kong. Yeah. He's in a few of them. He's great. Any other questions?

Uh, is he... How come it's called Godzilla versus Kong and not Godzilla vs King Kong? What? Um, I don't know. I don't know. This is a fucking wasteful act. You had, I'm still gonna maybe buy that medicine though.

I, oh, you had. Oh, ever had a catch catch at in your box? That's what the song is called on the YouTube line. Catch at in your box. This song is called catch at in a box. It's just a catch at in a box. I've always been doing it. Ever had a catch at in a box.

You got a dog, it's got big nips and a busted up. Oh. It ran. Catch at in your box. Here's the next step. We're going to interrupt this program for market update again. No, this one's a fun one. We're going to tell you which companies to invest in.

Oh, I thought you meant like a fresh food market. No, no, no, no, no. This is like a, I listen to Freakonomics and then in the middle of most episodes there's this weird market update that they're like, buy ASX and I'm like, oh, here we go. Lehman Brothers, Lehman Brothers

are a financial institution. We think they're a good investment. Washington Mutual, General Motors, the CIT Group, Chrysler, Thornberg Mortage. I'm killing this, Andy. I'm just listing all the companies that cause the JNC. Do your kids set fires? Well, I am the man who will kill your kids. Hmm. There's no solving the problem of a kid setting fires. I'm offering for a fee to kill your kids. I'll kill him anyway, you want me to kill him. The main thing you need to know is I'm going to kill your kids.

Can you hat pin mine? I'll stick a hat pin in your kids here right now. 20 bucks, come near how's I'll do it. 20 bucks. I'm going to kill your house. I'll do it 20 bucks I'm gonna kill your kids. I'm talking to all of you out there now. I'm gonna kill your kids Kid killer Got a kid killer on your back Coming around offering 20 bucks to put a hat pin in your kids here when a hat pin only costs five bucks

Well then hire me kid killer killer. I will kill any kid killer in your area and then for no added fee kill your kids. Oh get rid I'm a kid killer. Oh well can I show can can I get you to lie down for a second? Absolutely. Have a little nap. Alright. I get out my hat pin. Put in his ear. Buh! But I'm dead.

Straight into his brain. And he's dead. Now, you see the kid killer killed. And for no extra fee, I'll kill your kid. Even though that's not what you wanted originally, but this is at no additional cost. Do you have an op? Do you have the choice? No. I can't get it. No, this is another. You're just another kid killer. Absolutely no, I'm a kid killer killer. And a kid killer. You're a kid killer killer killer. That comes in addition to this service. You're a kid killer. If

I was a gardener, who came in your home and then went, hey, I'll vacuum your floors as well. I'm not advertising myself as a vacuumer, as a cleaner. No, I'm a gardener. Who does something else as well? I'll just say you look at a maintenance guy. No, I'm a gardener. I specialize in gardening.

All right, you're a gardener. And I've got a Dyson. So why not vacuum as well, why I'm here? Hi, everybody. This is Zach Rewane from Auntie Donna. And I'm here to tell you about a new product that I absolutely love. It's called Coco Pops.

Coco Pops, look, they're a little bit like rice bubbles, but they're covered in a sweet chocolate coating. I personally love Coco Pops, look, they're a little bit like rice bubbles, but they're covered in a sweet chocolate coating. I personally love Coco Pops. I make myself a bowl for breakfast every day. In fact, I got sent some Coco Pops when I did this read and made myself a bowl they're sweet, they're crunchy. Coco Pops, they're just like a chocolate milkshake,

but they are crunchy. And the best thing is, if you head to cocoapops.com slash cocoa pops delivery deal and enter the promo code, anti cocoa pops, you'll get a box of cocoa pops first box free. And I will kill your kids. And I'll kill him before he kills your kids and then kill your kids So this is all part of the cocoa pop deal Kellogg's will kill your kids Jay with the man of sugar they put in their stuff they actually are Have you ever put your penis in a door frame? Yes? Well, yes, I have what you do that

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It's not very good. Have this fresh tiramisu. It got a bit scotty. It got a bit cream. It got a chocolate powder. It got a bit of mint. It got coffee. It got a bit of coffee.

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Oh What? I fucking spent all day making that fucking tiramisu Ciao, oh oh, I'm Italian How much to lose me? What? How much to lose me? Just a different ad Ciao, omo e paleando. Cuanto per tiramisu? What? Cuanto per just a different ad? No, I just, it took me the length of that ad

to translate how much for the tiramisu to Italian. Do you need a quicker translator? Mmm. They come to me. I'll translate anything real quick. Can you translate a supercala-frigilistic Ipsiola Dosis into Spanish? Supercalifragilic, it would just be the same. It's a word, not carry-over. It's like taxi or computer.

Hey, that was quick. Yeah. Why not get me? I don't speak any other language. Can you translate hello into French for me? Or Jua? Wow. That was like so instantaneous. Yeah. Can you translate goodbye into Italian for me?

Ciao. Wow. That's how low as well. So you've done me two good things there. Really good. Consider me for, nah. All right. All right, so let's start the podcast.

We've got the ads out of the way. Guys, what? Don't say it. Sorry, sorry to say this, but we are, as far as we know, only one minute in. So we have to do another 40 minutes in the internal logic. Oh, God.

So just so you know that, because what you think I would say is oh, we're all out of time because of the ads, but those ads are inserted later. So I don't know that. Yeah. How much do we make off all of those ads? 27 cents.

Great. We're in the reach. We're cents. Great. On the dollar and each ad gets us a million dollars. And how many ads were there? I threw them down. Through the math. We're millionaires boys. Wow. Bye. Bye. You've been listening to the Antid Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!