Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 262 - High Pressure Enviroment

Episode Date: July 6, 2021

This week on the Aunty Donna podcast we're all fired up about a high pressure hose. Also please come and see us on tour. auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com auntydonnaclub.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast Hello and welcome to the Undiedonham podcast brought to you by a high pressure hose across the fucking road My name is Broden and I'm feeling a little bit hungry today Me too Broden No you're feeling a little bit hungry today. Me too Broden. No you're not a kid. Shut up. Did you not listen to the setup?

No. I never do. Oh my lord. Shut up. My name's Broden. I'm sitting here by myself listening to a... Why himself? Is that clear?

Yeah, but my concern is can they hear the high pressure hose across the road? For fuck's sake Mark, like a fucking professional, Broden mentioned the high pressure hose. If we don't get it out of the sound mix, we've acknowledged it. I came in the work today to have a delicious cup of freshly roasted coffee, not to get roasted myself. Zach, can you go to the window open and say, hey, we're podcasting? But can they hear the hose? Can you hear the hose?

So should I? Can you hear the hose? My worry is that we're talking about something. Tom has gone to the window. We're recording a touchdown. Oh no. So don't worry, everyone. Tom has told the aggressive panel beat

and the host stopped. I know it's back, thank God. Thank God. So Tom went to the window and yelled at the aggressive panel beaters that were recording a podcast, which they would respect. They're a bit... And who are undoubtedly tied in some sort of...

Hey, we don't say that. No, no, no. We don't say that. No, we don't. What I want to say is, what gives us the right No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no last time. No, listen, when was the last time you had a dinner conversation about a goony? Listen to me, listen to me. I'm not talking about competing with radio and with television. I'm talking about panel beaters.

Now panels will be around for a while. They'll need to be beaten. If I went on YouTube right now and I looked up how to replace a panel on the car, I would find the answers Do you think? The only thing I want to beat is my meat. Yeah, I've admitted that I was wrong Thank you, and I know that you were about to just do some sort of masturbatory joke It was just about beaten. I mean panels got to be beaten but my mates got to get beaten too. Absolutely, and that's a fantastic joke, but I've acknowledged that I'm wrong.

I've heard you, I've listened, and I've apologized. Are we doing this restaurant thing? Yes, are you shush? You're not here. You shush? It's just me. I'm trying to help. Shut up.

I'm trying to help. No, don't you come for me. Oh god, here we go. I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help. I'm to like put this spot fire out before it becomes a full blown wildfire Through rolling through the hills of California, and then you come for me. Yeah, I do kind of partly here you The wealthy Hollywood producer in their limsy modernist house Shut up. I'm putting out the spot. I think it'd be good to shut up. You can fuck right off the Hollywood producer in their flimsy modernist house. Shut up.

I'm putting out the spot. I think it'd be good to shut up. You can fuck right off. This is all my pressure hose energy, and I need you guys to take, can you do this with me? Yeah, yeah, I think I can. I know, I just wanna say, I think the high pressure hose has created

a high pressure environment for this podcast. So what I want you guys to shut up. So what I want you guys to do?. So what I want you guys to do. Do you want me to help or not? Can't. Oh, oh, shut up. Now, what I want you both to do is to first shut up. Mm-hmm.

Done. And if he starts talking, another word. And if he starts talking, another word. I'm zipping the word. I didn't get a hand from me. You're not gonna hear anything from Zay. You're not gonna hear anything from me. but if he starts talking that's on him Not all right

Shut up don't worry. I'll shut up, but you got no support Cuz you've he starts talking and you need him to shut up no one's supporting yeah, and visa visa visa vice versa vice versa These are vice versa all right, so we're all all agreed we're gonna shut up for a little bit. Yes, absolutely. I've been quiet for the last minute Kant. Kant. Go on Kant, say your little bit. Well first I want to know if you both can actually shut up.

I haven't said a word. Since you said shut up, except in response. Oh I've been spoken of fucking words. See your questions, Kant. Since you said shout out except in the spot. I'm gonna fucking work in the question. Your questions can't practice what you preach. This can't though. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip. As in shout out the whole fucking podcast. What a fucking barely said woohoo, it can't.

There was a time for this conversation before we hit record when I at length twice laid out the concept of this podcast. He did do it twice. So why did I do it twice, Brody Kelly? He was tweeting about Malcolm in the middle and I was admiring the tweet. So we were a little distracted. Sorry, we were a little distracted. And you're absolutely a little distracted. Okay. Shut up. And you're absolutely right. And I apologize. And I apologize for that. I apologize.

Thank you. Thank you for backing me. I'd love to see if both of you can be quiet for five seconds. And we have been quiet. Multiple times. Sure, sure. Occasionally, I've piped up. Maybe put out a spotlight.

Let's do it. Let's do it for five seconds, right? One, two, three, four, five. We're gonna say one fucking word right now. Pipe up maybe put out a spot. Let's do it for five seconds. Right ready one two three four five We say one fucking win right now the fuck off Fuck wow Come on Start the podcast dick I Start the podcast, dick!

I'd love to see if who can out of you both be quiet the longest. Me, easily means. 100% me, I'd win in a fucking second. God, I dare you to try. You want me to try? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, no worries, I'll be quiet. Not talking, not talking, not talking, not talking, not talking. He's the easy, easy.

He's the easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. He's been talking the whole time. And if you've noticed, he hasn't shut the fuck up once. What have I been talking about? Tell me what have I been talking about? Why you've been talking about ironically, is not talking. That's why you look biggest dingbat

out of both of us. Dingbat? It was like self-defense. What I was doing, it was like the talking equivalent of self-defense what I was doing. It was like the talking equivalent of self-defense I'm sorry if I had to use my words to defend myself Because you have not respected the silence truth truth Trus

The silence truth and the truth of silence. I'll shut up when he shuts up Okay favorite song sounds of silence easy done. I'll shut up. Heh, favorite song? Sansa Silence. Easy, done. I'll shut up. I'm happy to shut up. I'm ready. I'm at the table ready to shut up when he shuts up. Zip on the lips? Shut.

Easy. No more speaking. Can't talk because the zip is on the lips. What is the air gonna pass through? Dumb cunt? I'm the only one here that's made a commitment to shutting up. There's another motherfucker at this table that keeps fucking talking. Just say his fucking name, then.

Don't be a dog fucking talking round the bouts like your fucking can, bro. Mr. politics over here. Fucking say their name, Kant. You want me to say their name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, it's someone. What are the people here? What are they, this motherfucker?

Hey, listen to me. Listen to me, Kant to me, can't. When I walked through that door, when I walked through the door of that office, right? If on the way, I stepped in some dog shit because some inconsiderate can't didn't pick up their dog shit in the city. Now, let me tell you, if I was at that door,

I would wipe the dog shit off before I stepped into this office. Yeah, yeah. I wanna tell you right now, what? That me not saying your name is the equivalent. I don't bring dog shit into this office. I don't bring dog shit into this fucking podcast. That's what I think. Now you just bring piss into the office.

Don't you, mate. Fuck off. A little call back. At that time, you brought a fucking mountain of piss into the fucking office. Don't fucking bring that back. Go back, listen to some fucking portraits. You want to know about fucking piss it.

That's great, yeah. Yeah, cool. Fucking officers. Go, brodans. That's fine. No, that's fine. That's fine. Why haven't you started?

We haven't spoken once in a while. I just thought, you know, this. I just thought, you know, this was a professional disagreement. Totally. And then you had to bring my, my piss into it. You had to bring something that you know hurts me. And I don't think I, for me, what was a professional disagreement? What was something that was professional that I was happy to put in.

You brought my personal life into the public's feet. And of course, you're talking about the professional disagreement where you compared me to dog shit on the bottom of your name mark that's the professional Disagreement. Yeah, here's what I'm saying where you said mark. Okay. Yeah, no is a piece of dog shit I said your name of my shirt, but here's what I'm saying right very professional that was a professional Disagreement very professional that was for the microphone very Oh, very professional. Okay. That was for the microphone.

Oh, very professional. That was for the microphone. Oh, yeah. But you brought my personal life into this. Oh, yes. I'm serious right now. Oh, and so am I. I'm fucking done.

I'm fucking done with him. I'm fucking with him. I'm fucking with him. I'm fucking done with him. And I'm sitting here waiting for you to stop the first time. I was really excited to do this idea of yours. I was really excited.

The idea is we play, you both play different restaurants. Yeah, and that's a great idea, Broden. And that would have made a fantastic podcast, okay? And I was excited, I'm sorry. Oh, he's crying. No, I'm sorry, because you're like, Oh, all right Niagara Falls. Have a little Miss the water works over here. Oh

God over a professional disagreement You just well, I don't you didn't have to bring my personal life into it. Well, you didn't have to bring all that piss in the That's fair you can fucking do the podcast. I feel like the energy is good. I don't I don't honestly I'm ready to play Arby's Really has to be Australian I got upset about that. I'll just throw everything out that I've been fucking working on for the last 10 You can play Arby's in 10 minutes. I don't want to play Arby's now. He's going to be Australian. Oh, you're Paka-yay! Whatever the fuck that means.

What's this? What's this? What do we do? I was just seeing you, you both be silent for, because despite the fact you, you know, espousing that you have been quiet, neither of you have been quiet. I'll admit there has been some talking at my end. I'm happy to admit that. But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is two things.

One, I'm the only one here that's made an offer for silence. Kind of a just big one thing, it was a big two thing. And two? Two? Oh, what was the second one? I did not start this. I discussed with you the concept. You were doing it who spoke first.

Tell me who spoke first. I don't remember. Mark. You. Mark spoke first. You. Well there's two sides to this story now and for you. Yeah, there's two sides to every story.

Anyway, all right. I need both of you to put this in your pocket. Yeah, I'm having a professional. It's been in my pocket for the last five minutes. To be professionals, because we're going to start the podcast that everyone wants. I don't think I should be chastised in the same way that Zac has been talking,

who is guilty of bringing piss into the office, who has done stuff in the past that clearly shows that he can't shut up for even a second. I haven't said a word in what? Fucking 20 minutes. Oh man, I'm so hungry. I can't wait to go out for lunch. So I'm going to go out for lunch.

And well, actually, I'm not sure what I want for lunch. I'm going to have to pick you guys You're both giving me death to his oh No, I'm just being quiet mate. Just like you need us to see what what's happening? Are you gonna remember my really the enemy here? Shut up. Am I really the end? Yes. You're telling me to shut up You're telling me to shut up. You both to shut up. That's fine. That's fine You're telling me to shut up. You're telling me to shut up. I'm telling you both to shut up. That's fine, that's fine.

You're telling me to shut up. See isn't it funny. The one that you get told to shut up. Even when you're brown nose and... I'm not brown noseing. I just weird grade to a concept. We grade to a concept. It would be Broden with do a shit little restaurant thing.

And I'd come in and pretend to be a McDonald's. I don't know what the fuck he was meant. But I was gonna get... Still gonna happen. Do you need a straw? What, ah, okay, what's this about? So you can suck up a little easier. You sucking up to Broden. Am I?

Yeah, you're trying to get on side. You're trying to get on side. You're trying to get on side. If you're going to a little curveball. You're the triumphant. A little curveball. To try and mask the fact what you're really, I see through you. You, you are nothing but

salafayn to me. You're pathetic. Here's the thing man. I'm happy to have you see through salafayn. Look, here's the thing. I'm not an asshole. I'm staying class. I'm not an asshole. I'm not racist. This has got nothing to do with the fact that you're Italian. I see. And I'm not an asshole. Okay. Yeah. This is what this has got to do with is I am defensive and I don't let people talk shit about me on a fucking podcast. Okay, yeah, yeah. We had a professional disagreement

and I could have worked it out. Sure, was I a little harsh? Absolutely, but you fucking shut up, come on. Everyone shut up. You fucking shut up. How would you feel if I brought your fucking shit into this fucking podcast? I'm doing it.

Oh man, I'm hungry for lunch. But what am I going to have for lunch? You know, I'll be... Oh my God, I was ready, I was ready. I was like, hello there, I'm McDonald's. Yo, do it. Hello there, I'm McDonald's. How are you today? I thought I had to be Australian.

I'm like, I should have done KFC. I'm thinking the kernel as I do this. I'm kernel sandals of McDonald's. Fuck. Wait, are we playing characters? Are we playing people who started fast food or fast food? No, no. The son of a fine girl.

No, I had a thing. I had a character, but you know what, God, some of the things. But why are you taking all members of being your concept that you're trying to get? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean what I was listening Zach. No you weren't. I was reading a funny tweet from Broder. Hey I just want everyone to know, we're just playing. I'm good with Mark. Like it was, it is a little annoying in the last one, but I'm just playing. Well we'll address that right after the ad.

Ah, I'm so hungry for lunch. But I don't know what I'm gonna have. Let's just go for a walk down a classic strip And see what fast food chains and other restaurants are there. Oh, hello Hi, what are you just a person on the street? All right? Why are you talking to me? Oh my god? We did we went to the ad we went to the ad You know what I'd be funny mark. I gave him a look with my eyes. I said let's just do brodons I was doing it. I was doing it. I was doing it. I would be a fun. Oh yeah, um hi what restaurant are you? I'm just a person we didn't say I was a restaurant. He didn't say the the restaurant I was just gonna be like I thought it would be a funny joke to be like

I'm just a person on your way to a restaurant why are you talking to me and then he talks to a restaurant You cannot subvert expectations if the expectations have not been laid. I disagree. I disagree with that concept Okay, shall we start again start again? Do you go to go to Zappers? No, no, don't worry about the present thing I'm the reason I was passing it off because I'm not confident in what the idea is yet Oh, yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I want to see the master shut up shut up I'm so hungry. I'm talking some sense shot up Shut up, shut up. I'm so hungry for lunch.

I'm talking some sense. Shut up. Shut up. We all fuck, we're all fucking thinking. I'm so hungry for lunch. Hi. Hi. I wonder what I have for lunch.

Welcome to McDonald's. I'm an employee of McDonald's. I'm going to walk down the street. Hi. I'm going to walk down the street and see what food is on offer. Hi. Hi. Welcome to McDonald's. I'm an employee down the street and see what food is on offer. Hi. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. I'm an employee of McDonald's.

What would you like for your lunch? Where are they at? I'm McDonald's. Wait, Mark, wait. Let me do it. Well, you weren't doing it. No, I feel like you've both come in with blocked minds. No, I did a little joke.

I did a little joke. I did a little joke. Yeah, and I'm now doing a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part.

I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part.

I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. I'm in a part. bro, don't cry. I am a McDonald's employee. I'm not entirely confident I want you for lunch yet. Can you convince me?

Well, I would hope you don't eat me. I'm an employee, but we serve chips, burgers, various reconstituted chicken products, thick shakes, ice creams. What takes your fancy? None of that. What, what takes your fancy? Hmm, none of that. We have very specials.

You know, our classic menu is caught up out in cheeseburgers. Duggets! But also, you know, specials. The crispy chicken for kasha is a delicious option. No, that too with my fancy. I might go look around some more. No worries at all. I'm not paid on tips or commissions So happy for you to carry on and I'll continue with my hourly rate. Well, maybe I can help. Hi, who are you? I'm just a guy from Texas. Do you know where the bathroom is young man?

Well, maybe looking at McDonald's. Oh right, then. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. I'm gonna play. Am I able to use your bathroom? Are you purchasing anything today? I wasn't planning on it, but if I have to, I suppose I will. Yeah, unfortunately to use our restroom facilities, you will have to purchase something, but it doesn't have to be anything. Well, what's on the menu and McDonald's? Oh, we got a burgers chips reconstituted chicken products what takes your fancy? I'll have a small

chips Pardon I I'm gonna jump back in yeah, I'm gonna continue on my journey looking for a restaurant. No. Hi. Hi. Hi, how are you? Welcome to, welcome to.

Oh God. Voodamond. Hi, Voodamond. What are your personality traits? I'm so sorry. I'm not Voodamond. I'm an employee. So what is the cause of the make-true thing?

I'm sorry. Can we stop for a second? No, we're not stopping anymore. Brodans getting some Shut up What what I what other we were Signifying the restaurant. Yeah, I subverted you may have noticed I subverted expectations again by pretending to be you haven't played a restaurant yet You haven't played a restaurant, but yeah, because it's a way it's a style of jokes. Yeah, you can't. I'm so hungry. I need a restaurant to convince me.

Okay. And you play concept characters. Yeah, okay. Not employees. Can you just give me a random people on the street? Can you just give me a restaurant? Stop walking into restaurants then. I'm not.

I feel like you're the core walking in. I'm getting off-fuddled. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. What do I want for lunch? All right, now do it. Walk into another restaurant. Walk into another restaurant.

Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm Don Meige, the CEO of Dominoes Australia. Hi, Don Meige. I'm not an employee, but rather an owner and CEO of a company. You an owner. Yeah, a part owner of this company.

Yeah, I own a lot of shares. That's those massive paydays you've heard about. That's not actually my payment, but me choosing to sell the shares that I've worked out worked hard to acquire. Hi, I've done me, meesh. Okay, this is on the path to something good. Yeah.

Great, well I don't feel like pizza for lunch today, but good to see you, Don. Well that's fine. We also have oven baked sandwiches and chips. Yeah, maybe I'll come back to you later. No worries. Bye. The other week I had a stuffed crust pizza and I spewed afterwards. Yeah, no that makes sense. True story. Yeah. And Tom's putting his hand on the thing. It's getting harder and harder to eat. There's sorts of things in our, as we get older true. But thank you, Don. Hi.

What are you? I'm sorry, who are you? I'm Broden and I'm hungry for lunch. Who are you? Me? My people call me Jacks. Oh, that's good. But I'm a little hungry as well.

I spoke a little too soon. This is brilliant. You heard people shut up for a second, and I'll tell you who I am. I'm sorry little hungry as well. I spoke a little too soon. This is brilliant. You shut up for a second and I'll tell you who I am. I'm sorry man. I'm sorry. This is good. Thank you. Me, people call me Jack's, but I'm a little hungry. Why? Because I'm Burger King. Okay, yeah, I'll take that. You still playing to it. You're not subverting to it. Aka, hungry Jack's. Hi. What do you like to be called? Just jacks hi jacks or hungry jacks hi hungry jacks or just hungry hello to you. I'm burger wait a second

I'm doing a three way scene here white. I will bring you in. I Will bring you in hi hungry jacks. No, the step-the-line in. Hi, hungry jacks. No, the stepped on them. Hi, hungry jacks. Hello. I'm hungry for lunch. Can you convince me to have lunch at your restaurant? Me? I prefer KFC. Oh, look, who's this? Hello? Oh, he left. There's enough on the left. You left the burger king left. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Yeah, absolutely. It's just fine. He just left both in physics. You're rude to the burger king the first true personification of a restaurant that was your opportunity there. Oh, I'm really good. He just doesn't like hungry jacks. Yeah, but it okay

So you did do a personification of the restaurant, but it was shit. So what I was doing was something brutal reviews Hi, who are you? Hi, oh, sorry? What's this? He just got me you just got me you fucking I think I found two subways across the road from one another no no Maybe you're too McDonald's on the side of a freeway no, I was gonna be that but I'm too afraid you'll yell at me No McDonald's on the side of a freeway. No, I was gonna be that, but I'm too afraid you'll yell at me. No. Who are you? Me, I'm just, I'm someone who is strong, independent, believes in myself, and doesn't care if you yell at me. I'm Taco Bells.

Taco Bells. Taco Bells, yeah. Yeah, not Taco Bell. Taco Bell Taco bills the Melbourne restaurant chain Okay, yeah look at me ask me ask me ask me wait I'm breaking down this character Look at my face Oh, cuz I need to see I'm more fun to talk to he sounds pretty fine. All right. Hello. Who are you? Well look at my face. What's it made out of?

What's your face made out of? Look at my face. Look at my face. I'm looking, you are my face. I'm looking at my face. I'm looking at the car. Are you Mr. Skin? No, look at my face.

What is this? I don't understand. Look at my face. Look at my face. I'm trying to think of it. Look at my face. Yeah, she was. Hey, what could I be?

No, not fucking Wendy's. It has to be Australian. Try not, King. You're not in the pod cars. Subway. Don't not, King. No. Look at my face.

It's a happy place. Hi, I can't. Hey there. Look at my face. I just want you to know that Taco Bells is left. OK, so, well, there's a mystery of what. I'm about to leave. No, my voice.

Look at it, your face. What's it made out of? Marshmallow. No. Are you edible? Is it an edible face? Cookie, a biscuit. No.

Look at my face. What is your face? Muffin break. No. Muffin break. No, it has an edible face. Pie face. Look at my face. What is your phone muffin break? No! Nothing break. No! We have an edible face. Pi face!

Look at my face! It's a pie! Look at my face! Oh, it's another pie face! Look at my face! Look at my face! Look at my face! Hi, Pi faces.

Why should I have you for lunch? I don't know. No reason. But the investor said, we believe that there's reason to make more of us look at my face. What's my face? You like past? Yeah. Me, I don't mind them.

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And that's why I think it's a top-up. Tom, to play a restaurant Broder set then the podcast Well, we don't like this up Tom. I'm just I've got a think of a restaurant Tom So Tom if you are just joining us Tom is a does the sound is a musician And an actor an an actor he studied acting for three years though. He didn't Pass because of things because of things he didn't pass because of things, because of things he didn't complete in first year, they just kept him around.

And in critical sense. Because he was a fantastic musician. Tom was more interested in the creative actor than the one. And also a great actor than the one. No, no criticism, just. Well, you know, like you need to do a lot of the critical studies assignments, which was essays and stuff. Yeah. assignments, which was essays and stuff. Me, I got a 30 out of 30 for my essay on the

Seagull. Even though there were some spelling errors which upset my girlfriend at the time. She was like, well, that's not really a 30. How did you get 30 if you made spelling mistakes? There was a few spelling errors. Hey, time out, time out. No one gives a shit about your bullshit story, Mark. I got a 30 out of 30 for my assay on a seagull. Why? It was passionate. It was articulated clearly.

Because they were nicer to us because we were actors. Angela Campbell. Angela Campbell said... You went to Melbourne University. Angela Campbell said... I loved your off-the-cuff style. OK. you reckon the professors at Melbourne University have a love off the cuff style. I think I think she was

reading your drabby bullshit. She was reading what she was reading in comps. She wasn't reading right. She was reading your no, when saw her play today. It was a good play. And then she read mine filled with verb and excitement. And she went, well, this is a 30 out of 30. Despite the fact that he's spelled and wrong. Was the essay like they like Chippie's sometimes they stand on one leg? No, you ignorant fuckhead. The Seagull is a play by Anton Chekhov. One of the fathers of nature is a- Oh, I can't believe this guy! Alright, saving the podcast. All these restaurants today have been a real bust.

Hightened characters, but nothing in them that I want to eat. I guess I'll have to not eat lunch. Are we gonna play, Tom? I'm just gonna have a meal. Wait, I just wanna have a meal. I'm gonna have a meal. Quick time out for a coaching. I was gonna do like subway and be like, really.

I don't really sleepwalk the mic. I was gonna to do like subway and be like really sleepwalk the mic. I was going to be like subway and like be really fresh and like fit but it's not really that or I could be like an outback bogeon and I think subway is great. That's a great choice. It's a little obvious so just make sure you bring something different. We've got 45 seconds. Give us a couple of offers. Okay.

I guess there's nothing for lunch. Wait a minute. Who are you? Hello. I love going to the gym and keeping fits and fresh. Oh, you're a subway. Yes. I don't like subway. Yeah, fair. It's not actually good for you. No. And also you paid a pedophile. How much was it? A lot. Millions of dollars into, you know, you, you know, you pretty much fueled and finance the pedophile. Someone like a child, sex, pornography ring. Did you see someone on our Twitter the other week tagged us? The CEO, part owner of Subway, you stood here on French, I see his wife. I didn't read the whole article, I had to pay a dollar, so I just...

That's incredible. That's right, the title. Subway, shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on you. You should be ashamed. How do you defend yourself? Well have you yet Mayonnaise pickles mayonnaise and jalapenos carrot spinach you get chicken herbs and cheese You do you want you for your chicken fillets? I like the chicken fillets. Oh, but they're processed track with old English I don't like you. Shame on you.

Shame on you. But I do love your cookies. Hey Broden, I had such a fun time. This is great. Meeting different personifications of restaurants. And can you hear the high pressure hose has stopped. The high pressure hose has stopped. And the high pressure environment.

Well, situation, I was going to say situation. But that's kind of environment. Situation environment, it doesn't really matter and that's what's important. What's important is that it was a high pressure environment or situation, which doesn't really make sense. Well, no, no, the host, sorry, actually so Broden's coming in with the host, we get that there was a high pressure host, we were talking about the high pressure situation or environment.

All environment. That came out of it. So that's now done. We're good, we're friends again and we're making a commitment to listen to the concept before we do the next podcast. I think you are and that's great for you. Okay, that's a good compromise. This podcast course, brought to you by my dick. No, it's not just played out there. Yeah, why are you playing the YouTube, our YouTube trailer? I thought it could be a good outro. If we, at the end of the episode, played the trailer for a YouTube channel.

There is a petition to bring back, we didn't start the fire. Yeah, let's do it. God. All right. How long is it?on's start the fire. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, God. All right. How long is it? It's like five minutes. Because just to break the illusion, we're recording this three, four weeks ago,

we've got to announce a tour in 20 minutes. Yeah, I think we got time. We have a time for one Whedon's start the fire. Well, the fans are hungry for it. A lot of people said they're switching off. They're hungry, aren't we? Go and do it. Sam, I'm just going gonna forward you a message and you can deal with that Why don't we to celebrate it to return? Why don't we all do it at the same time? Yeah, absolutely

And we're just describing the concept of the podcast. We just do not know how it happens Yeah, what's up? We just think about what happened on the podcast. Sorry. I'm not listening But this is what they want. But yeah, no, let's jump in all ready. Here we go There was a high pressure hose and bro I Started off The jerky tried to describe the thing but we were Listen yeah, I can't wait to do that on mark

I tried to describe the thing but we were a member of the game I can't wait to do that on mark I'm sorry I'm just being mark not knowing Rosembourg takes back the race Pumminon and the KING and I and the KETU P5 Had I a lesson to the consort of the Poclast Massaciano liver Raju sent him Yana goodbye

We didn't start the fire That was fair. It was always burning since the world's been turning. I was wrong. We didn't start the fire. And for that, no, we didn't. It was always burning since the world's been turning. I apologize.

Jesus, don't let me call. Massacrum, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. I'm talking about CalStar about restaurants. That cop is on a phone, but I'm gonna turn it It's spectacular, this is an important thing It's all truck roads This is what the fans wanted, exactly Cheeping them, what they want to steal

L.A. Don't like it, they can sell themselves They are fucking pricks, I love the chill And just prays And in place trouble, I'm not sure about We didn't start the fight It's not that time we did ten minutes of Italian It was. It was always burning, it's the world's been turning. But it's definitely on the top 10. It's definitely on the fire.

No, we did it, it's lying, but we tried to find it. The most un-listenable moment. It's almost a point, making it to the cracky ink each other and trying to make it work. Because he's just going to go up to the different saltways, darks, breaking off, where can I have the capital? Caledon on the Salamide. An apology from me.

My name is Helen Beckham, I'm a smucky mafigite. All we try to put so is an ode, but it was a wrecking our seven out of ten. Let's check the sign code on red. Go, go. We didn't start the fire Oh yeah To the audience

To the audience About this un-listenable mess We didn't start the fire It was in his body So we tried and found him Here we go M.E.A.I.C.E. We got Tom to play Sam Play

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