Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 263 - Aunty Donna Trying To Buy A Franchise In Australia Part 3

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

On this weeks episode we continue on our quest to buy a Hungry Jacks in Australia. See us on tour!!! auntydonna.com/shows auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. On this episode we continue our journey from podcast 78 to find a franchise in Australia that's willing to take us on. Remember the magical dead cat tour has tickets on sale now all around Australia and you can get your tickets at Aunty Donna dot com. Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Top Yeah. Come on man, you got this bro. Alright, thank you. What is it? Yeah, this is good go. Can you stop the music with it?

Personally, I like the better when Brodom was doing it. The intro? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We've got a guest, the guest is Sam. Bro, don't we'll intro him. Sam. Sam's the best kind of guest because usually when you have a guest on you want to be nice and like when Ed was on the very nervous and didn't want to say the wrong thing to Ed Helms. But Sam, you can just treat like a dog shit. It's really interesting. I feel like literally the opposite. I feel very comfortable being rude to Hollywood celebs. But Sam, you know, I walk all over Sam. Because it's not about how they treat the Hollywood celebs

is about how you treat your head rider. That's what they say. I'll give head to my rider. Very good. So I just wanted to... It's the amount you don't have on a podcast, brought to you by Broden Kelly. Did my pre-

Oh, sorry. You just, you did tangent a bit, hurry up, let's go. No, well, you said that. It's not, I'm not gonna make, I'm not gonna do it like last time. All right, here's what I gotta say. I don't have headphones, I don't have headphones,

cause I gave them the same. So because of that. I'll give you a key to your phones. Have you seen kickass? I'm trying not to tangent and I've just been given a, I've been doing it so far. No, this is not a tangent.

This is if you could hear what I was hearing, it is incredibly on point. Okay, sure. Have you seen kickass? But I couldn't hear what I was hearing it is incredibly on point. Okay sure I have some kick us but I couldn't hear what you were hearing some of the music from Kira don't answer him you stay on track so I'm just being played as the intro so just before we do the intro All I got to do is say I can't hear the music Occasionally people will have to explain the music occasionally. I'll mystery the room But it's okay because I see myself as a Trevor Marmalade figure carry on

I've now explained everything. We need to describe who Trevor Marmalade is It's the on a podcast You brought it Kelly we've got it some exciting guests for this week starting with the Sicilian Sex of Starting with the Sicilian sex offent. Oh, that's a bad intro for Mark. I mean, scratch that. No, I'm not stopping.

He's the Sicilian sexy boy. He's much better. Please welcome Mark Bun. No, no, no, no, no, no. What's up everybody? I'm fresh out of jail and I'm feeling fine. You know him. He stands at a whopping six foot two.

He's got a dog You know him, he stands at a whopping 6'2", he's got a dog, it's ZAC, ZOO, boy Rewain. ZOO, boy. He have a dog, and... I love the zoo. His name is Sam, he's from the country, he lays from the wheat belt of Australia, weighing yet at a whopping 110 kilos. He likes to write plays. Welcome Sam Lingam.

Thanks for having me, everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a hundred and ten kilos. No, I was gonna say, that's where you hiding it all, in that junk, in that trunk. Sam's our head rider, he's been a part of the team since the beginning. And he's always been a fucking dirty dog and we hate him

Is it music in the background right now? No, okay, I just I just don't want to be missing the time No, you're not missing anything. Let me know there's any music. There's no music Always that music now Because I just want to be able to match the tone. Zach doesn't have oh we have not explained that Zach does not have And he's playing more of a Trevor Marmalade figure. So I'm more of a Trevor Marmalade figure. We just want to make that clear for you. Saying that you've yet to make a joke.

And or stop talking. 10 years. What I'd like to say to our listeners is you've joined us, if this is the first time you've listened to this podcast, or if it's the 380th, you're joining on a very spam mug like that. You're joining on a very special week. Sam, what episode did we last email Hungry Jacks?

I don't, no, but I can look it up for you. Look it up for me while I talk. I can tell you the date. No, find out the date and the time. I got the date of it. So December 7th, 2017 at 5.28 pm. We emailed Hungry Jacks to get a for rancher. Sorry, I just wanted to do a quick Trevor Mom later.

It's quick. Geez, Brodan, you need a date. Geez, bro, and you need a date. You need a date. I wouldn't think you would need a date with guns like that. Fuck off Trevor Marmalade. Fuck off. I'm so sorry. It's all right.

She's not to match the tone when I can't give a music. There's no music, there's no music playing. We emailed hungry jacks and we said give us a franchise We drafted the email for the whole episode and we sent it Sam have you got that email up? I do let's read out we wrote a beautifully Worded email to convince hungry jacks to give us a hungry jacks. Sam, please read out the email. Subject. Three ample-bodied hungry boys, open brackets.

Their names are jack, closed brackets, hungry for the adventure of a lifetime, open brackets. Their names aren't really jack. And we sent this to the head of franchises for hungry jacks. We found an email and they said, if you want to franchise an email this person this was four years ago Yes, 2017 so more for probably four years ago Because it's seven put is one

Four and four months. Yeah, so more than four years ago less than four years Oh, what was on December was the end of just yeah, I was in my 20s. Anyway, I missed that time in my life. Go back and listen to that, but here's the email that we send to the man who runs franchise for Hunger Jax. Dear Mr. Hunger Jax, I'll write to you today with an inquiry. That's not his name. A hungry inquiry.

Just to be clear, a hungry Jackson query. We're three supple boys who love burgers and jazz and chippies and Coke that's been sitting on the counter for two hours so that's gone a bit flat. And we want to bring that all to all the ladies and men hungry of a rural destination. We love microwaving burgers, melt that shit with a microwave set to two minutes.

They do do that. They do melt their cheese in a microwave. Well, I wonder who wrote that part. You probably did four years ago in your 20s. See, that's my quip and then I'm out. That's how I'm rolling with this one. Alright, I don't like it, but alright. Sam, we are currently trying to raise $1.3 million to open our own Hungary jacks that we can call our own. We are so dedicated.

Very sad that it's again for me. Yes. We are currently trying to raise $1.3 million to open our own Hungary jacks that we can call our own. You guys like grammar? Yeah. I think we went back and we, we, we went to keep the double-own. We are so dedicated to making this Hungry Jacks that we're happy to live in the Hungry Jacks,

not above it, but in it. I want to sleep in the booths. We're going to attach all three of our CVs. There are no attachments to this email. Oh, great. Here are some hungry ideas that we have to help improve the Hungry Jacks experience, open brackets, which by the way, doesn't need improvement. Nice. Here are some hungry ideas that we have to help improve the hunger jacks experience open brackets Which by the way doesn't need improvement nice?

Dacaries with Zachary Ample parking. There's way there's no explanation of what Dacaries with Zachary is Zacharies with Zachary. I'll give you a Dacary. Ample parking. I love that you have cornedos now That sounds like a Broden, a Brodenum. I love storms, the ship McFlurry. We will upgrade your storms to McFlurry. Nice.

Full disclosure, we are also in talks with Dominoes. We don't want to get this relationship off on the wrong foot. Foot, rather the right burger. If Dominoes come back to us with a better offer, we will turn our backs on you so quickly. Don't you dare disrespect us. We would rather open a subway than work with people who disrespect us.

Brackets, lol jokes. They're brackets, lol jokes. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry By the way, our comedy show is opening next year. We love to offer Mr. Hungry Jack some tickets to the show. Can't... Can't brush those only. Well, this is worked out beautifully because we have a new show. Yeah, and we can...

That's it, that was the quip. It's a... I just... I come in. I come in, I do a quick quip. I got one about Hungry Jacks. I'm just waiting for the right window. What do you need? What kind of window do you need? I just say hungry jacks and then mention that it's the fast food chain. Okay, well what's interesting about this email is that we were touring then we're touring now so we can

revamp the offer of free tickets to hungry jackax, which is a fast food restaurant. Are you talking about hungry jacks and fast food restaurant? Oh, you must be talking about Jack Lukosus. He must be pretty hungry. Trying to feed that 195 centimeter defender body. Jack Lukosus, that's the hungry Jack. I thought you were talking about the A.S. is done a Trevor Marmalade, AFL player.

Nice. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look Who Trevor Marmalade wants to the international... I said to do that at the top. I said don't do Trevor Marmalade. You said don't do Trevor Marmalade. I did Trevor Marmalade. And I was hoping one of you would explain who Trevor Marmalade wants to take. That's not my job. That's doing your emotional labor, which I would do.

Do you think Trevor Marmalade's too busy doing quick little quips to be explaining to the international listener who he is? That's I had Trevor Marmalade. I had to clear behind a bar. He's a Trevor Marble, I'd sit behind the bar, go, oh, I'm worried about the international listener

and whether they'll pick up on this reference or all of our audience under the age of 30. God, no one knows who Trevor Marble is. It's listening right now, do they? No. All right, so... Sam. Sam.

Did? It's sorry, Sam. No, I do wanna add that there is actually a follow-up email Already no no from us again, so the we did was already response No, but I just want to mention four years later a response already on January 29th 2021 So this year at 8.45 pm someone from the anti-donor account has replied, just following this up, cheers. When was that, sorry?

This year. That sounds like me. That was probably me. Was that you? No, it definitely wasn't me. That sounds like something I'd do. God, it's been a tough year. That's really made me chuckle that has.

So thank you for doing that. No, no, it's a pleasure, Sam. Sam, now the big question, since the follow-up email earlier this year has anyone responded? No, no one's responded. My argument would be it's because they, much like, you know, secret undercover, you know, thing, you know, industries, they are waiting for us to send another email. Yeah, and I think it's important to note that we didn't have a Netflix series out

four years ago. We should open with that. Yeah, so it would make sense. All right, let's start the reply. And the title of the email should be Netflix Boys. They would. Yeah, Netflix Boys come good, please reply, this is a follow up, how are you?

So can I jump in, I'm dropping the Trevor Mamla big because I do just wanna jump in. I worry that there's an assumption there that they know who we are in that title, that they know who Auntie Donna is, they know about the Netflix show. Can we possibly just add in that title, just sort of a bit of a, nothing big, just like a bit of a, just a little bit of a bio

who we are, what we do, just in case they don't know us, and then like finish up on that. So Sam, go to our management, go to Century and get the bio. I'll go to our website. In 2018, in 2012, Antidona exploded on the scene that one. I'll get the bio off our website. Okay, great. Yep. And copy paste the whole thing for the title.

Thanks, man. Do we want the stats and reviews as well? Space, yes, please, yes. Yes, please. Yes, please. If you think that's gonna help, yes. Also, I would add, in the way where it goes, Netflix boys come good in brackets real

good wink face. Mmm. Come real good, I mean. And then maybe have money now. Let's talk biz. Other biz. Beers. Which means no, biz.

They professional people. Yeah. Refer to business as the Bizz. What? A sex worker, sure. They go, I've got to go do the Bizz. And what does that mean? No, it's not gonna go fuck a sucker.

Fucking. Yeah. So I just wanted to say, what did you want me to add? Sorry. So the bio, and then Netflix boys come good. They come real good babies. good real like come real good baby Breakfast come real good baby wing face in brackets come They get rid of the baby babies too much. Yeah

And then I can't remember what I said at the moment So the first thing is we are applying to our own email so there isn't a title So what I've done is I've taken a liberty of writing title Colin great, and then we have Netflix boys come good come real good wink face This is a follow-up. Please reply stop and then I have the bio No, then no No, you got a whistle man. Is it a little long? No, he's in a little long no We know I had to say no

Everyone's ideas must be heard yeah We know we had to say no. Everyone's ideas must be heard. Yeah. Absolutely. And I'm saying, I was on the brough that idea, and I just wonder if we could just cut every second word. All right. That's the effort.

The space and time. Yeah. So we're cutting every second word of the bio? Yes. Okay. And the title. And the title. Yeah.

Okay, that is coming the word Netflix Okay fine. That's fine boys make Is it gonna make sense mark to be really good? Good Is the title in my mind? Well thought there's there's for me? Yeah, it's supposed to go the bio So they get a sense of who we are then Netflix boys come good, come real good, winky face and then have money now. Want to talk about the beers, but you cut every second word from the bio and that. Oh yeah, fantastic, fantastic, yeah. I got

a hope this CEO of Hungary Jax does a better job of this offer than Andrew Davitrio has been doing with the AFL. So what we want to do next is the the body of the email. This is going to take a while. No, we don't have time, Sam. What? You tell me just to stop here. Yeah, let's do whatever you've done. Okay.

Right. Move. Now, let's move to the other. Come back to it. Up until that point. Up until that point up until that point Okay, and then my opening sentence of the follow-up email should be Hey Dot dot dot dot dot and then a few question marks at the end of the ellipses three

I Just for me just for me. I don't want a micro man. I reckon four or five, just for me. Just for me. I don't want a micro-many. I reckon four, four stops, and then five or six question marks. Five or six? Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes, that's what I said. I'm so sorry to interrupt here.

I saw at least some of those dots between the almond and the hay. It seems like an arm hay, dot, dot, dot. All right. Well, we'll figure this out right after a word from these sponsors of this podcast. How do we're back? Sam, yeah, read out the email so far. Title, boys come, come good, is follow, please,

aren't you exploded the comedy in with unique of in great a then body of the email um hey great yeah and how many and how many questions marks is this four full stops and and this five question marks can we just add a couple of six we got a couple of M's to the arm just um hey Do you understand what I meant when I said five or six? Yeah, but you could tell me how I can't add five I'll see no do five then write or and then do the six Then do this the six is in the number of the six question mark. Okay. Yeah Yeah, so Tom's chiming in now

Tom Tom is the he makes all the music so he made this song Yeah, good good track guys Good track. He's not playing any music. Don't worry. You're not missing anything. I feel like a fool Just before we get onto that email, don't we have a video package of 7 human sayings of rotten shit to people on the street? No. No.

Can we cut to that? You're not Trevor Marmalade. There's a difference between doing an artrepper Marmalade and just doing Trevor Marmalade. I'm worried that 90% of our audience doesn't know Trevor Marmalade. So then just do what he does, but your version of it in relation to what's happening in the podcast. I'm gonna funny your way. Absolutely not.

Offside, you're running the show, it's similar to like a band leader or like an announcer or like someone on a tonight show and an offside and then occasionally I'll chime in with funny quips about late 90s, early 2000s AFL for all. That's where you go wrong. That last bit, that's where the speed bumps are happening. I can't show. Sure, sure, sure. So I'm just broader than AFL.

Yeah, now, read it, read it to me because I still don't think you've got it right. The whole thing? Yeah. No, just the body of the email we're up to, so far. The bot, okay. Hey, or, hey, we got money now, we want to talk to you. But what's going on with the dots of the email we're up to. The bot, okay. Hey, or, hey, we got money now, we wanna talk to you. What's going on with the dots and the,

I can't say them. I can't say them. I can't say them. If you wanna know about punctuation, you have to ask me specifically. Well, then tell me with the body and the punctuation, just where are we at? Like, in what, like,

I can't see it. I need you to describe it. So it says you M M M space. H E Y dot dot dot dot question mark question mark question mark question mark. Oh, question mark. Alright, that's close enough. I'm happy he wanted. He did want. He wanted question mark question mark question mark question mark or question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark question mark. Yeah. Okay. I can do that that if you're just clear yeah you are I felt I was then why didn't

it come in through through an email I don't fucking know that's a great question all right so next thing Tom you said wait a sec where's it I don't know I'm giving you the book. I don't know about you guys, but I definitely think Britney Spears has had sex with Justin Timberlake. So Tom had the idea of saying what? This was Mark's idea that I had to go... No, no, this is your idea. Don't you go pass in the buck? You said, how we got mounting now, we want to talk biz. What are you the Brooklyn, that's passing the bucks?

Mate, Sam, I think that's actually a really good offer. Just before, just to anticipate, I think that's a great offer to anticipate them like trying to pass us off to like the marketing team or whatever, before the title, before anything. Don't you go pass it Don't you go pass in the buck is that what you said? Yeah, that's what we open with like don't you go passing with the buck before We had he put that before the title was that how do you put that before the title in the body? It's not like the title of the email right, so he's just written title

Yeah, because it's not possible because we're replying Yeah, it is possible not possible because we're replying. Yeah. It is possible. You could just change the reply. And it's no, you can't change the subject of reply. Yeah, absolutely, Ken. No, you can't. You can? No, you can't.

Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. I think Sam might be right here. But what we could do is start a new email that starts with the old email and says, hey, above is the email we sent, we weren't able to change the reply title. Okay.

In a reply thread. Go into the, go into the email, you're using Gmail, yeah? Yeah. Go into the reply little arrow, right? Press the down section. Yeah. Go to edit subject. Wow.

Broden has become a real tech wizard. He's become the tech man. Like become the tech wizard. What a very impressive Broden. Actually, no, it doesn't say that. Absolutely would say that. I can see it on Broden's screen right now and it does say it, Sam.

Is this funny? No. Arguably not. I'm so sorry, everyone. Trevor, come on Trevor. Oh, oh Sure, sure, so just see Britney Spears and Madonna Kissed at the MTV awards G. Whiz. Why didn't anyone tell me it was a show I would enjoy Okay, that's good. Let's get closer to something. Yeah. All right. So the subject is now title. Boys come, come good. Is follow. Please aren't to exploded the comedy in with unique of. Sorry. Keep the re in. Keep, yep. Oh, no, I've gone. Yep. No, we're good. Great. Now back to, yeah, sorry. I do want to all the title. Before we started, he's currently read, I'm just looking there, don't you go pass in

the buck. That was more of a starting point. In my mind, I said, I was thinking something along the lines of, now listen here, Bucko, don't even think about it. Don't you go pass in the buck, Bucko, because we'll know we want to go straight to the top. And I think because we've got money now, we can afford to be a little more aggressive. So I would like if you just start with fuck you and an exclamation mark. That's actually rude.

I don't think it is. Someone's going to open that and they're going to go, ah. Not if you've got money and it's in a reply to a trade. Maybe before it in brackets, the next bit is a bit rude, I'm sorry. That's great. It's a nice bracket, fuck you. Yeah, absolutely. I love that, I love that.

I do have some thoughts on the, like, the fuck you part. Well, what about after the fuck you as well, we have, ha ha, just joking again, as we did in our previous email, and then copy and paste the bit from the previous email where we do the just joking. Could we do all of that, but instead of fuck you, so with the precursor, the apology afterwards,

and the copy pace, can we do something like far out? I like that. Yeah, that's good, that's good. I think that does the same thing. Wait, so just be clear. It's open brackets. The next bit is a bit rude, and it says far out. And then it's open brackets,

and this is what, sorry for being rude. Yeah, sorry for being rude. We were just joking as we were in our previous email, and then copy and paste a bit from the previous email, where we were just joking. Not the joke, just the bit where we say just joking. Okay. Just sort of like I.E. when we said, and then we said. Where we said, and then said in quotation marks and then

Ha ha just to lighten the mood a little bit. I don't want them to think we're big serious. And maybe put a question mark at the end of Ha ha just to just owe it a little non-committal to the hunter and then right off that right fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've always said low jokes. Yeah, in talking words. Ah, and then... Can you work quicker? Yeah, it's my... I'm trying.

Like, I've got so many ideas. I'm having a whole back. I'm having a real... I just think my minute here. I'm so sorry. You do feel clearly for the first time in a very long time. I don't want to edit while you've got a flow on. Just have a quick change before you do it. That second fuck you, can we just change that to fire out?

Yeah. All right. Let's go Sam. I need your fingers to be snapping off as quickly as the synapses in my brain. I did it. All right. OK.

OK. I've got riders block. I've got nothing. That's all right, I've got it. I've got riders block. I've got nothing. I've got riders block. I've got nothing. Yeah, maybe include that just so. Where's that going? That explains. That's actually still the lobby I'm having.

That helps explain the title. Because my worry about the titles, it sounds like we've just gotten out of some sort of car accident. So I want to make sure that it is spying. I've got writer's block. I think it was, I've got writer's block. I've got writer's block or something. I have that for work.

I've got no ideas. I've got no ideas. And then underneath that, don't worry, I've got you covered. And then that sets the stage perfectly for us to launch into the next phase of the email, which is I think it starts with, fuck off. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

Zach's on board with that. Yeah, absolutely. Do have one note though. Yeah, what? Instead of fuck off, can we go with something just a little softer, maybe like a far out? Can we see how it sounds with the fuck off? Absolutely.

Happy to hear it. I just do want to make sure we check it before we send it. Yeah, absolutely. I might veto the fuck off. I think it's a little rude. Well, we don't have the power to veto in these sorts of conversations. I have suggestions are welcome though What's with Uno? You're doing Uno question mark. Oh, that's great. That relates that we don't understand the business They're doing Uno now Like Mickey D's like the monopoly, but they're doing Uno and just say yeah, and say

them a noppily but they do an uno. And just say, yeah, and say, I hope someone doesn't say, I saw that HBO show. Hope you can't don't get ripped off. It's awesome. They're mac as constant. Sorry, Mark, can I just stop you for a second? Yeah. What was, what's with Uno? You doing Uno?

Yeah. I saw that HBO show in brackets. I saw that HBO show in brackets. I saw that HBO stuff. I've got a little interjection before that, but write it out. Before you do that, can you also then do Mark's explanation? So what's with Uno?

You doing Uno? Yeah, they're doing Uno. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing Uno. Like the Mac is thing. Should we? Should we?

Should we format that like pros in a novel? Absolutely not. All right. Oh, pros in a novel. Yes. So like it says like Mark says, and then it's got in quotation marks. I thought you meant like just like running pros with notes.

Oh, right. Quotation mark, but that's nice. No, we can do it that way. No, I like that. So that says. be just for one line Everything we've got so far putting quotation marks and then do said mark Exclaimed mark That's great

Yeah, and then I think we need to we need to check in with where we're at Well, this is a two-parter, obviously. Absolutely. A two-parter. Or it could be eight-parter, if we're being honest. All right, so we go. We got, so the subject is re-title. Boys come good.

Is follow, please, aren't it exploded? The comedy with unique of in. And then, I have a note. Wait till the end, right? Yeah, I'm gonna wait till the end. Right, right, right, right. No, it's when we do them in the next podcast. Yeah, okay, and this is, don't you go passing the buck?

Now listen here, bucko, don't even think about it. Don't go passing the buck, bucko, open bracket. The next bit is a bit rude, far out, brackets. Sorry for being rude, we were joking as we were in our previous email, IE when we said, Loll jokes, ha ha, close brackets, far out. I've got riders block, I've got no ideas, don't worry, I've got you covered, fuck off.

What's with Uno, you doing Uno? Yeah, they're doing Uno like Mac is monopoly I saw the HBO show hope you can't still get ripped off like those Mac is can't still exclaimed mark Hey, or Hey, we got no money now. We want to talk biz Beaus beautiful. This is such a good Starting point for a very long email. Join us next week where we will give our notes so far and then continue on. I've got a couple of notes

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