Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 265 - Olympic Sports Suggested By The Aunty Donna Club

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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Get a Legends and welcome to another episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week's episode takes us to the Tokyo Olympics to commentate on sports suggested by our patrons over at patreon.com slash anti-donna. Remember, tickets to Anti-Donna, the magical dead cat tour are on sale now at anti-donna.com slash shows. And welcome to the Olympic Games, when nations come together to compete and win medals. I am joined by my other two commentators, Michael Roland and Lisa Miller. Good morning, Lisa. Hello. Hello. Thank you so much. Sorry, the music's a bit loud. Hello.

Hello. Hello. I just realised this would have been a good opportunity to get Gazey on the panel, but no. No, Gazey. Couldn't possibly work. No, yeah. That wouldn't make any sense. And I am Tim Fentham. Hello Tim to know how I am. Good. Now, are you ready to enjoy a day of Olympic games? Yep. I like to. I'll just shook your head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because the thing that people don't know about my character whose name is Michael Rowland. Michael Rowland. Michael Rowland. Michael Rowland is that I love sports and games. And I find them very similar sports in games.

I think games, a sport can be a game and a game can be a sport. That's all absolutely true, but I don't think it means much, but it is true. No, no, it's actually quite philosophical when you think about it. The game of love is a sport. Ha, ha, ha. For some, okay. Put the music back on. And Lisa Miller, how are you?

Yeah, very well, thank you, Tim. Look, it's been a wonderful four days. I think Australia has really put their best foot forward. I think we're seeing an Olympics for the ages. I know we saw the swimming last night and and we saw that coach flipping about. I certainly broke a few COVID protocols. An excitement. Hugs and kisses with the four people I was watching it with. You really couldn't But hugs and kisses with the four people I was watching it with you really couldn't You couldn't you couldn't script that stuff. It was like a Hollywood movie seeing the girl swim fast

I'm I'm breaking covert protocols left for right and center in my quest for love I've come here to love love. What is this? I'm in the village. I'm going on dates because What are you doing in the village? I'm hanging out and trying to go to the village. It's not COVID. I'm trying to get a route Because that's a game and that's a sport. Does that make sense? What I'm saying? Can you imagine the roots? So many roots. I'm trying to, I can't seem to get one.

I'm, I'm imagining them every night and I'm trying to physicalize, I'm trying to manifest it. It's kind of like, play the music. Now, it's a big day of sport. Let's go all the way out. Okay. Now we'll go to Tokyo to the dog grooming. So we're seeing a lot of wonderful dog grooming. From Venezuela, we're, you know, a lot of the South American countries perform really well in dog grooming. I think that's a cultural thing, but also there was an investment from the president of

Venezuela. He saw that they won silver in Beijing. After that, there was a real push, a lot of investment in the country, a lot of innovation. They brought in Greg from Britain, the best grooming coach. Oh, here they are. And look at the contestant from Brazil. They've done a poodle cut on a jack Russell and it's absolutely wildly beautiful, don't you think?

You know, it is beautiful, absolutely. But as a former groomer myself, I have to say, a former one? A pet groomer. Oh, yes, good to go to yes, yes. Yes. I have to say, I have to say,

that's really not going to perform well. The point system around each dog is very specific. So even though they've done something creatively, quite beautiful, and that's going to get them three to four points, anything below a 14 at this level is not going to get you into the metal tally. And I just, I can't see how they're going to achieve that score with that choice, but I've been proven wrong before. Yeah, many, most times you are proven wrong. I can't think of a time when you've had an

opinion that hasn't been proven wrong by the jumping. Well, you know, I just want to jump into, we're going to jump back into the dog grooming here and we're going to cut over to because we're looking at a final for the artistic wanking. All right, so we've got the contender from Sweden here. Now they've done something very, very interesting. They have gotten a plastic freezer bag and they filled that with lubricant. They've then gotten two sponges. They've put that either side of the plastic bag. In order to form a makeshift kitchen vagina, kind of like a flesh

like here, they've gotten a pillow. They've asked for a kitchen table. Now what they've done is they've put their... so it's basically a system of layering. They've got sponge, freezer bag, the weenies in the freezer bag, they've got sponge, then the pillows on top of that. That's all on top of the kitchen table. They're pressing down on the, on the kitchen table. You say kitchen table. Are you saying a makeshift kitchen table? Well, this is an Olympic approved kitchen table, regulation height, a dining table. They're of course only using the front end sort of where the father, mother or the person at the top of the hierarchy of the family would sit. And of course we should say that child is a treat as sort of like, oh, I'm sitting here,

you know, that sort of position of the dining table.. And of course, we should say, as opposed to the European cup of artistic wanking, contestants can't supply their own tables. They do have to use regulation tables, which is going to be interesting for this player. The table he usually uses is normally about two-foot high-end, he's as chairs as well. If it doesn't do a slow-up back. He said they've been doing a lot of training with this. And he's done many comes on them, but I'm not confident he'll really be able

to deliver at the level he needs to get. They really do need to get 14 points or more to be on that. How have you gotten here? I wasn't even at the dog room. There's just a lot of us. Oh, right, that's me. So now he's a lot of, he's quietly smoking British people. He's pushing down, he's pushing down on the pillow, and he's starting to wow, so this is very interesting.

Where's his person? What country's this person from? Sweden, I mentioned. Now, he's just the men. He's my, yes, he's the men. Now, here's my, yes, these are the men. Now, here's my question. He's fucking this thing as if it were a person. Does this count as masturbation?

You know, absolutely. He's pushing the down on the top and using the pressure because of the table sponge, the bag full of lube. Just as a side note, Mark, did you want to go into detail about where you got this idea from or did you just want to move on? I'd love to move on if that's possible. Yes, it. Now, I'm sorry, do you trust?

I can't just say, I can't just interject before we go on. I've decided every time I'm going to be the X player. So if you ever need any expert advice, if you either of you are comment Yeah, just throw to me. Okay. We're just jumping back in here. We're going to go to a final of the convincing your parents to get the vaccine over at the stadium.

Let's go there now. Okay. All right. Okay. Alright, so we're seeing now a third attempt, there's only three attempts here at the convincing the parents. This is an interesting choice from Brazil. He started quite low. He had a very amiable, agreeable, well-read parents initially, obviously passed very quickly, but I don't think he ever I never thought that would get him into the medall telly. He's trying now with parents that up until recently were staunchly pro-vaccination but decided to shift their political opinion

based on their own comfort. Now, here's my, here's my, here's my worry. He started with the AstraZeneca, but I would have started with the Pfizer. Now, that has been a trend in people trying to convince their parents start with the Pfizer because that is the one that has less negative media. And I see for a layperson how that could make sense. If you can convince a parent of getting the AstraZeneca, even though it's proven to be a very little risk for people over six years, you're at least the balance, you know, the expert. They do watch channel

seven news more than them. So it's actually worth three points. So the Pfizer is worth one and a half points really. If you can get them on the AstraZeneca, it seems it is a difficult move, but if you pull it off, you're going to be in the top five and likely get a medal, I personally wouldn't risk it, but it's a worthy shot, you know, potentially. And he has done it. The contestant from New Zealand has convinced appearance to take the visor. We're cutting it here and we are going to jump over to the movie marathon. We're here at the movie marathon.

Interesting choice. This was, of course, selected by the International Committee for Movie Marathons. It's Scream 1, 2 and 4. The choice to skip 3 makes sense from an entertainment value. But I think it was really at 3 that we were going to see the real champions emerge. So an interesting choice, an easier race, and I think for us watching, probably slightly less entertaining. We're at the intermission here at the moment, people are... Let's cut over to the contestant from the United States of America and see what they're getting at the candy bar to push themselves through.

Dream 2. Dream 2. Hey, can I have some popcorn and suda? Okay, he's gone popcorn and soda. A very traditional choice. I wonder if that will fare well with the judges. Well, you know, of course, the choice of food is really only going to come into play if more than three people make it through scream for, make it through more three movies. That's when of course the point system comes

into play. And the soda is an interesting choice because my question, my query with that choice is soda one, isn't going to keep you that well hydrated but it's going to make you need to do a wee and if they have to leave halfway through screen 2 to do a wee, that's quite a good idea. That's quite a good idea. That's quite a good idea. That's quite a good idea.

That's quite a good idea. Well that's a disqualification according to Olympics are the International Committee of Movie Marathon. Oh, really? Yeah, I know it seems harsh. That's insane. You know, but this isn't the amateur games. Mark, these are professionals.

These are the best movie marathon goers. These are... Yeah, but that doesn't mean they're not of the Wii. Yeah, but I mean, you hold the Wii. You think Marathon Runners do a little Wii in the real Olympics, but... I don't do a little Wii. You got to hold the Wii.

It's part of the game. Oh, all right. But they wouldn't be qualified if they did have to go do a Wii. Oh, all right. But they wouldn't be qualified if they did have to go do a wee. Yeah, but they'd lose. On the net, not if they had a good head start. Of course, you've seen, we've seen people at movie marathons piss themselves at this level.

Perfectly allowed. Strategy, we saw in Beijing, 2008, the Canadian contestant at that year, pissed themselves and make sure not to drink any water before they pissed themselves. So it was viscous and stinky. And that's the idea. That's the out viscous beer.

There's nothing worse than a thick viscous peat and that got them all the way to silver. So that was very impressive. Oh, we're going to leave that. See now. Right now what did you want to do? No, it was about it. It was about the contestant from Australia, sneaking in a cup of Vlollies.

That's good shit. That's it. Yeah, but you know, I didn't get there. I didn't get there at all. That's what is sneaking KFC into the movies. I've done it. I've done it many times. I did a lot of movies. Well, that's what I'm saying, because I would win gold in that.

Couple of allies get you a few points, but like if you get a hot food in and a pizza, that's the Olympic record is someone getting a whole pizza in. And also not a good sketch. And maybe also not buying a ticket, but going up to the person who's at front who checks the tickets, shaking their hand and slipping them $10. That's how I used to get into the movies at Werribee 10, which was pretty cool, but was $5 at the time.

That could be an Olympic sport. So you're just getting like a discounted ticket, really? Yeah, but you're doing a real shady. You're doing a real shady. Who's doing it? We have... Who's do... Was it a friend?

It was like, yeah, it was like an older boy from high school who was like, how look at the movies. Have you seen me there? Shake my hands, let me find Bucks, I'll let you in and see. You can put credit for his entrepreneurial spirit. Yeah, yeah. What's he doing now?

I think he's dead. And do you know what else is dead? The exhibition industry and it's his fault. We're going to go to an ad break. We'll be right back with more sports at the Olympic Games. Welcome back to the Olympics and we're joining you at the Finals for Doxing. Here we are at the Doxing Women's Division. Of course it was only a men's event up until this year. This is the first Olympics with a women's division of doxing Absolutely right

Usually this is actually the second only second Olympics where doxing is brought in they've got rid of dress Arge replaced with finding out where people on the internet live and making that public You know, this is a really interesting event. Just a lot of pathetic nerds, really pathetic nerds, and they don't get to perform in front of audiences very often. Crowds, I think they would have been very excited to perform for crowds, except for of course, this Olympics, there are no crowds. So a lot of them are in their comfort zone just destroying people's lives in the stench of their own sweat. And of course, to secure the gold medal of doxing is of course getting someone swatted and we're cutting over a the way now to the...

What's that mean for the people who don't spend that? Oh that's where you find where... That's where you find where someone lives and then send a SWAT team there in the hope that they'll be murdered or that sort of thing. It's quite, I think the hope there is that the SWAT team will come in and you'll see someone get shot on the internet live.

I believe that's the intention there. I should just interject here and say, before we see if this SWAT is successful, I just want to explain basically how the point system works. The International Committee for Doxing has set up a point system. Basically, it's a negative point system. On the reason the person is being doxed. So, the more the looser the thread or the less of a reason to dox the person, the more negative point, the less negative points that is, you then get the points for the execution of the dox, the time of the dox, it's a very complicated system minus the term.

So what's really interesting about this is this is because someone did a video essay where they just gave their opinion on a film that actually is a bit soggy and they didn't say anything other than the fact that they personally didn't like it and gave some good examples. So, this, if this dox is successful, they're going to get a lot of points because they probably shouldn't have doxed that person at all, not that you should dox anyone. And of course, major negative points are given for doxing yourself, which happens quite often. I know I've been guilty of doing that myself.

And you've moved recently, haven't you, Zack? Yes, I've just recently moved to Valorat. Right, yeah, that's right. And just, it's just off Liddy Street, isn't it? Yeah, 27 Liddy Street. That's doxing, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, that's right and just just you have you you've been just it's just off Liddy in street, isn't it? Yeah, 27 Liddy's street. Oh, and I've got him and I've got him and that's and that's 20 points for me Thank you so much and we'll see I'm not a contestant here today, but a successful doxing does potentially count We're going to cross now to the The stadium down the road

Before the Just the just another stadium. We're going to go to the looking at the list here. I have most Monty Python quotes per minute. Well that was a lot of Monty Python quotes there from the contestant from Britain. The judges are still counting it. Obviously in the last few years they've started sort of doing things where they'll use the end of one quote to be the start of the next quote using the words at the end. So it does sometimes take a few minutes for the judges to get a count. Let's look at a highlight from the heats.

Let's look at what that Mark's gonna do, which is, he shakes his head. Let's look at the highlights from the Sevy Fire or the, who broke the word record for the most Monty Python quotes. Most, he's not a Messiah, he's a naughty boy. We are the nights who say, there's two. Ah, it is but a flesh wound.

Three. Um. It's not anything that we're doing. He's moving fast, he's moving fast. Um, uh, uh, the life of Brian. Which was just the name of the film, but I don't think it's said in so I'm still- No, but it's in the song, it's in the song at the film, but I don't think it's said in so that was the song. It's in the song at the start, the life of Brian.

Okay, so he gets it on, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that counts. Always look on the bright side of life. Right, exactly. It's not a parrot, it's a naughty boy. That's wrong. It's deducted a point for that. Um, and the marathon, the incontinence one, the one with the marathon. Quite, what do they say?

Oh, I guess they can't, they don't, they're just running and they're pissing their pants is very funny. Socrates, Socrates, Socrates, passes to, and he's done it about six-ish. Wow. Wow. That's incredible. And we'll see how he goes in the final. But first we're going to jump over to the fucking hundred-meter kiss.

Is a hundred-meter kiss. Two Australian contestants having the kids. I'm not entirely sure. A, this looks like B, how this works. Or three. We should've heard himself. Good, his lip is always got a chapped lip. He's asking for some chap.

He's asking for some coconut, what's it called? A papaya. A papaya. A paya bomb. Yeah. And he's back at it. I think there are 100 meters apart. And they've got really long lips.

I think that's what this is and maybe how long they kiss for. Well, I thought it was. I thought it was. You're going to explain what it is. I thought it was. There are 100 meters apart and they have to kiss, but it's the longest that it takes the two people to meet in the middle, but they have to be trying to kiss the whole time and then they're lips meet. So this event could go for months.

Wait, say that again so that's the longest. So there are 100 meters apart and they have to have their lips puckered and then whoever takes the longest to meet and kiss in the middle. Right. Yeah, okay. Alright, great, but we're cutting away now to the Fart Propelled Boat Race. Well, this is the stincuous event of the Olympics because, um, of course, to get enough arse power. Usually it's horse power in boats, but this, this, this event, of course, requires

a fast propel. Arse power. Yeah, what did you think it was? this event, of course, requires a fast propel. A fast propel. Yeah, what did you think it was? I thought it was fron to propel, and I was like, we just put the boats backwards. Yeah, and then you'd be fine. You put the boats backwards and race backwards. Zach is not an expert on fast propel boat racing.

Obviously. But it's very stinky. You, surprisingly, you get extra points if you shit your pants in this event and the wetter the shit the better. I really come from the history of the sport when I was first introduced in Russia, in the late 80s. People were shitting themselves a lot and people were thrown by that, but they've got

to understand it's not about how you're farting or shitting or any of that. It's really just about how fast your boat moves after a fart and if shit happens, I mean, that's really ideal. You know, the perfect fart for a boat propel is, I would say, about 20% shit. Now, obviously, it works as a cork and it makes the fart more explosive. Obviously these competitors are eating lots of beans last night and in back in the Olympic hotels or whatever they're called the village. Let's see we have the the competitor from Canada stepping up here, John Claude Mubu. And of course we have the...

And we also have the competitor of course from... I'm gonna say... Oh, this guy's gone early. He's gone early. The competitor from Cuba. We're just gonna go to this race without any commentary now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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We are now going to go to another spot. This spot is calling the 26th contact in your phone and asking for dating of a vice about without being called out for being on the podcast. If they don't answer close your eyes and pick the random contact until someone answers. Now we are going All right. One, two, three, four, five. Now we are going to cross now to the first competitor. This competitor from France, Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow.

This is amazing. This is my 27th. Okay, this is, here he goes, you know, a French accent. Hello. Oh, hello. How you doing? I'm good. You know,

it sounds like Italian, man. I'm doing a French accent. Wow, wow, that's a French accent. Michelle, I was wondering. I was from Schoeperizia. That's very convenient for him. When you want to get a woman through a give you a kiss, what is the best way for this?

Good dining advice. Good dining advice. Good dining advice. Good dining advice. He hasn't called me up, but I think she knows she's on the podcast. And then say, now I'm gonna have a little kiss. Oh, um, we, we, uh, um, these are... Ask her what she thinks is happening.

What, eh, eh, what do you think is happening right now, Mishin? I'm assuming this is some sort of podcast. Oh, I see. Damn, Mishin is good for me. Congratulations, Michelle. All right, bye, I love you. Unfortunately, I'm nominated there. Unfortunately, the representative is the character from,

I'm gonna help you out. I'm gonna say South Africa. Oh, no, I need to be doing that with someone else. All right, here we go. Okay, who went not sure who this is going to be. We gotta try and figure that out. The phone's ringing. This is a beautiful gold medal attempt. Oh, the no answer.

There's not going to be a no answer. We'll push him down to bronze. Hi, the person who has called going well. You can push him down to bronze. Hi, the person you have called is not available. Please leave a short, clear second message after the tone. And we'll finish it. You can still bring it back here in metal. Hello Marks, brother Scottabanano. Thank you so much for all of your help with our business.

I need some advice on going on dates that having little kisses. Give me a call back. Thank you, brother. Thank you, thank you brother well Well, well said there we say that was that was a fantastic games and then we have one well Don't we have one more we have one more attempt at this. I think we do I think we do I think we do have one more attempt at this the contestant from the South Pole, of course, Santa Claus has come to compete in this incredible event. And we're going to see what country is he from though?

The South Pole. What country is he representing? In South Pole. I thought you said Santa Claus. No, he's from the South Pole. It is Santa Claus competing. Oh, yes. There we go.

OK, here we go. Santa Claus, that's so exa- I would love to get some clarity on why Santa Claus is playing for the South Pole in like a northern country. It just seems odd to me. I'd look, he's not real Zack, so I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, but the Olympics are and the spirit of the Olympics are and you need to show respect. Oh. That phone, I, that, uh, neither, like, phone. Hey, Rishaki, please leave a message.

Thanks, mate. Hello, it's Santa Claus. Getting ready for Christmas at the North Pole, but I don't know how to date. I think that's gonna go to the French guy because that was the only one that had someone answer. But they did, but Michelle Brazier did know. Thank God Michelle Brazier was the 27th contact. In the May of Fudge.

I'm gonna be honest with you, may have faked mine a little bit. I'm gonna be honest with you, I faked mine a little bit because I haven't talked to Andy Davies in about 10 years. Well, what a great day at the Olympics. What a wonderful day. Thank you for all of your suggestions in the Patreon. I hang on, hang on, my sister and lost calling me back. Oh, he's still in for a chance.

Hello, it's Santa Claus. No! How do I get a date? A date? Like, just tweet tweet or like a lady to dinner. A lady to dinner! He just has to ask her nicely. Okay, what do you think's happening right now?

I don't know. Yes! I did it! What? Yes! From the South Pole as one girl! Oh my god. Congratulations Santa Claus, you did it!

I got a call back, my son's general. Santa looks a little bit confused. I know there's a challenge from the judges. No! There's a challenge from the judges here that they... We don't exactly know what's going on. Oh, it seems there's a potential that he lifted his elbow, he bent his elbow, while he picked up the phone, making it not a full snatch. That is a hard decision.

We can just get a way to see the result from the judges. Oh, well, what do you think? Two to one, said to still got it. Yay! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you