Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 266 - Robot Mark

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

On this weeks episode Mark is replaced by a robot!!! Also New Zealand you can come see us live this November! auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com auntydonnaclub.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: ht...tps://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Arnthi Doma podcast. This week, Mark has sadly passed away but has been replaced by Robot Mark. This week, we're also announced we are going onto our two new zillions. You can get your tickets over at www.ArnthiDoma.com Slash Show You listen to the only Donna podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burrow my Kentucky sometimes, and yes, we hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast. Hello and welcome to the Antidonna podcast,
Starting point is 00:00:34 brought to you by Muffin Break, where you can find all your great muffins. I'm just assuming that they're going to give us more. Yeah, I should say that it's not actually brought to us by muffin break. And if at any point it is brought to us by muffin break. Yeah, it's a better to assume that we can add a, yeah, okay, so it's just brought to us by muffin break. Try their delicious duffin.
Starting point is 00:00:59 What's that, a donut and a muffin? It's happening, try it at muffin break today. I'm just assuming. Yeah, anyway. And if it is brought to us, my muffin break will add something at the top to say, just so you know, the first couple of minutes of this podcast is legit. If that isn't there at the top,
Starting point is 00:01:17 we didn't secure that real. It's not legit. That was a joke. That was in a real brought to you by muffin break, unless we say at the top of it it was. For context, in recently in a lot of media we've been saying Muffin Break. We went on the most popular comedy show on TV in Australia. Muffin Break, yeah in Australia.
Starting point is 00:01:39 And said Muffin Break a lot, talked about what they've got on and they've been reaching out saying, hey, we love you. So I'm just assuming that we, we are. I have secured a deal. We, I'm assuming that we've tricked them into giving us 20, 30 grand. If I was muffin break, if I was muffin break, and what would you look like if you were muffin break? I imagine muffin break. And... What would you look like if you were muffin break? I imagine a muffin. I imagine it looked like a muffin. Sure, I imagine you'd look like a store filled with muffins.
Starting point is 00:02:14 No, no, that's a franchise of muffin break. Me, I'm muffin break. So I look like a muffin. And then if there's a store, that looks like a store. but who's the boss of that store? Me, the muffin, muffin break. All right, I'll go with this, I don't agree with it on many levels but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:02:35 If I was muffin break and someone at the marketing team came up to me because I imagine muffin break is the CEO of Muffin Break, the company. Well, see, I disagree with that, but okay. Okay, so I'm Muffin Break. I both am the company. I'm also a Muffin, and I'm the CEO of Muffin Break. And head of marketing comes up to me, says, hey,
Starting point is 00:03:01 I know you probably got that work email, had a chuckle at those anti-donna boys that were doing free marketing for us on, haven't you been doing well on the attention front? And that's the name of the TV show for anyone who doesn't watch television. And I would say, oh yeah, very good. And they'd say, well, our management approach us about sponsoring their podcast. And then I would say, well, aren't they doing it for free? And they'd say, yeah, but surely it's over. And then I would say, well, I'll contrile my child,
Starting point is 00:03:36 the smaller muffin is a fan of Andy Donner's, been listening to their podcast. They've been doing, saying they've been brought to you by muffin break for weeks now. For free. So why would I pay for that? To which I would say, just as much positive media we've given you, we can give you equal amounts of negative media feedback. Simply by talking about your product.
Starting point is 00:04:03 I would say, oh, hi, Broden. I Didn't see you there. I'm so sorry. I wouldn't have spoken so rudely about free promotion and everything if I'd known you're in the art No muffin. I ate I am I appreciate upfront discussion me What's the problem? I'm not I'm not just any old muffin. Can I call you? Oh, Mr. Break? It's not my name I am muffin break But I'm not just any old muffin. Can I call you, oh, Mr. Break. It's not my name. I am muffin-break. My name is Jeff.
Starting point is 00:04:32 So let's just assume for the time being that they have sponsored us. I'm gonna see where this goes. Some bad news to start this week off with. I'm sorry. Early this morning, five in the morning, in the northern hospital in Melbourne, Mark passed away.
Starting point is 00:04:51 He did. Surrounded by loved ones. He ate too much muffin breaking, died. And we gotta say just in case the muffin break deal comes along, we wanna be really, really clear. It wasn't just in case the muffin break deal comes along, we want to be really, really clear It wasn't anything wrong with the muffin break Similar to that lady that drank all the water on the radio and passed away, you know that true story. Yeah. Yeah, which is awful He literally ate I
Starting point is 00:05:18 believe It was three million muffins if if he get the sponsorship, he was his mistake. He was silly with his muffins. If they don't sponsor us, he ate one chock chip muffin and they're so bad that he died. I don't think we should be using the death of our friend and peer as a bargaining chip. I'm destroyed. He died this morning. Can you not differ?
Starting point is 00:05:49 I'm at a Warren Buffett type. Warren Buffett is kindly, he's the kindly billionaire. Although he loves to fuck. That's one fun fact about Warren Buffett. Polyamorous. Warren. And loves to fuck. Anyway, Mark did, he was surrounded by loved ones.
Starting point is 00:06:11 He was surrounded by loved ones. He was. And one enemy, which was weird. But anyway, we went and had a coffee at the muffin break and he and we had delicious coffee at the muffin break and we had delicious coffee at the muffin break. It was a muffin coffee combo. We don't know yet what we think of the coffee. We sat at a place.
Starting point is 00:06:34 We had their great muffin coffee combo, $8 fresh muffins baked daily. We said to them, we said to each other, we said, we got to record a podcast this morning. We did, I'm sorry, Broder, and we will get to what you just about to say, but I'm so sorry, when you say baked daily, how do they bake it and then get it to the store? I've been to a muffin break quite early in the morning. How do they truck it from the factory where they bake it to the store? I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:07:02 They make it on site. We went through this with them when we received it. Wow. They bake them on the store. I don't believe it. We're making on site. We went through this with them when we received a week. Wow. They bake them on site daily. Much like a worth Spakes bread on site now. Or a coals. Wow. Anyway, we sat down.
Starting point is 00:07:16 We said, we've got a podcast to record. We've got hungry listeners. We've got AdSpace to fill. We're a media empire. We can't just stop because one of us dies. We've got to keep a chugging along, I'm going to. So, Zach has a PhD in computer on X. First thing I'm going to say, as someone with a PhD,
Starting point is 00:07:43 it's not called computer on eggs. I'm so sorry, what's funny? You're funny, it's called coding, coding, computer science, and OS. Wow, so he has a doctorate in that, so we call him Dr. Zach in house, Oh, yes. Wow. So he has a doctorate in that, so we call him Dr. Zach in house, but he said, hang on. I know what we can do.
Starting point is 00:08:12 We can take all of our podcasts, all of our online content, and also some just wonderful stories we have about our dead friend. And we can put this into an algorithm. An algorithm. An algorithm. Yeah. this into an algorithm. Yeah, a very simple algorithm. Yeah, and we can generate a robot mark and I mark, if you will. And I want to say, if you're listening,
Starting point is 00:08:36 if you're listening to this one, but you're also a member of the Antidona Club Power by Patreon, and you're like, oh, I like the visual component. I like when they screen record their zooms. That's an algorithm too. I just want to say that we have brought in an actor and we have done a deep fake of Mark. So we've got the algorithm for the audio and that's using just old clips of Mark and just sort of generally behavioral stuff. I won't go into it. It's a little complicated.
Starting point is 00:09:10 But on top of that, if you're a member of the of the anti-donac club held by Patreon, I happen to have a lot of face files for a deep fake of Mark. I happen to have that on my computer already. I just happen to have some like 3,000 photos of my... Yeah, oh yes, sorry. Okay, yeah, I didn't realize I'd already admitted to that. I was using that for porn. I was putting Mark's face on various porn actors. And I just thought, well, let's hire an actor. So,
Starting point is 00:09:36 we got an actor in for the visual side as well. That's irrelevant to the listener, but for the Power by Patreon podcast watches, know that there is a visual component, and that's with DeepFake. But let's talk more about the other. We haven't tested this yet. We don't know if this will work. We're literally, this is prototype I mark number one. How will this go? We don't know how it's going to go who cares on with the show is what we kind of say. And Mark would have wanted us to go on with this. So are you ready to introduce I'm Mark? Yeah, absolutely. I just want to say like you said it all, but as the designer of this, this is really a
Starting point is 00:10:22 very early attempt at AI. This is AI, essentially. I've created a learning machine. So know how complicated that is. So if there are a few like little missteps or mistakes, I just want to be very clear that I'm a genius. And what's happening on the back end is so complicated that if on the front end it's a little glitchy.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Try not to be too judgey. Does that make sense as a request? I think people would get that. Without further ado, please welcome I Mark. Hello. My name is Mark, I am Italian and the big Wow, so it's like he's almost back in the room. He said he's Italian, he said he's a something I don't know we loaded beeps it's clearly there was some beeps in some of the
Starting point is 00:11:19 early podcasts and it's picked up on the beeps as a speech pattern. That's that's fascinating. I am a dirt boy. I like to **** my own **** when in a **** sucking with a **** view. Wow. That's like he's back in the room and I've got my friend Mark back. I love you Broden. I love you Zach. I may have tweaked a few things. I've made him love us.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Well where do we begin? Where do we begin with this robot? I may have tweaked a few things. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to, you know, expose her breasts. Catwalk. That was swordfish, I believe. Wow. Wow. I haven't seen that. I put a TV, a knowledge of films that expose Hollywood berries breasts in them. Wow. Wow. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:12:19 So I just want to say, I did the programming. I did the algorithm, Broden. Where we go to from here? That's a journey that we're gonna discover together. You also... Me, he kept trying to f**king me. Okay. But it was like her f**king,
Starting point is 00:12:32 it wasn't like a physical f**king, it was me. No, it was physical. He f**king me. Me a lot. I didn't mind, I didn't mind, but he did f**king me. In the bookmark. Yeah. Do you have any fun characters you'd like to play?
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yes. I like to play a clown. Wow, that's perfect, this is a group. I am a clown. Wow. I like the dead. I like the juggles. Would you like to hear a joke? Yeah. yeah, why did the robot cross the road?
Starting point is 00:13:08 Why? To suck fucking suck Get sick, then fucking In the Stunned I want to say quite exactly the fact that Mark is doing these beeps live So this is very entertaining. Mark, I'm robin more over Mark. You just call it Mark?
Starting point is 00:13:29 I am robin more. Oh no. And make no mistake over that. I'm not. Can I talk to you in the Budwa for a moment? Absolutely. Excuse us, Mark. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I'm excited, Mark. Excuse me. Are you going to talk about me? Yes. I have feelings too. I'm maybe a robot, but I am quite sensitive. Okay, I understand that. Can I just say that?
Starting point is 00:13:53 Can I just ask quickly? Before we go to the boot war, also I can just turn him off. If you want me to... No, I won't go to the boot war. I haven't seen the boot war in a while. Okay, sure, but before we go to the boot war, I just want to ask, actually it's too big of a question.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Can I just put a little flag on what he said about feelings? Yeah. Because I have a philosophical Isaac Azimov-esque question about his feelings that I want to get to the bottom of. Well, I don't want to hear about your Isaac Jackamoff stories, mate. All I want to do is talk about this guy in the Budwa man talking like a real non pH dear all right I will let you to go to the Budwa okay excuse us I'm Mark Zach
Starting point is 00:14:37 this is yeah welcome to the Budwa um Zach I'm worried that this robot is dangerous. Yes. Yes, absolutely. With the machine learning, he will be smarter than us. Wait, let me just do a quick calculation. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, He will be smarter than us in approximately two minutes time and in I'm just doing some more calculations. So that's funny that there's not a beep sound. And in approximately five minutes he will have consumed all human knowledge making him
Starting point is 00:15:20 akin to a god or or the lawnmower man that movie from the early 90s starring Pierce Brosnan Well, that's so interesting everything you just said now I'm worried, but we've got to go back in there and Try and figure out if we can carry on with this robot. We should go back out there right after this break. All right, let's go out there. Hey, robot Mark. Hello. Hey, robot Mark. What did you talk about?
Starting point is 00:15:56 I heard sexy music playing from the Budwa. Oh, we were just fucking. Oh, nice. Nice. That's so hard. I wish I could love. I was not programmed to love. Only to receive fucks.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I said, moments ago, that I programmed love into you. No, that's not compute. I do not know how to love. Unless I am touched in a very particular place Then I will love for hours and hours Now if I know mark and I know all of the data that this robot has accrued to become mark that one place is the asshole
Starting point is 00:16:41 Incorrect. It is the Gucci The Gucci the Gucci the Gucci the Gucci is the Gooch. Ah, the Gooch, the Gooch, the Gooch. The Gooch is the gateway from the balls to the Amos. Wow. See, he's already ahead of us on funny things. Already, he has surpassed us in funny parts of the body. In just moments, he will be smarter and he will be funnier than any comedian that's ever existed before.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I don't know about that. I don't know about that. and he will be funnier than any comedian that's ever existed before. I don't know about that. Yeah, that's that's not that. I don't know about that. Oh, no, that's not compute. He says it doesn't compute. Brody, what are we gonna do if Mark becomes like a God-type thing?
Starting point is 00:17:22 Probably like monetize it in some way, get muffin break involved. Yeah, I reckon Google it would come for this. Now, can I just talk to you about, you've been talking down to me a fair bit when you talk about your sort of data and stuff like that. I just had one question. Eight times 15.
Starting point is 00:17:44 That's such a simple question, don't you know. I could tell you right now, sure, I could just say 120. Easy. I would happily just throw that out there. And I could have said that straight away. But that's the sort of maths that is like, that's just basic stuff. I mean, that's not even the sort of maths. I'm thinking four times seven four times seven. Oh my goodness. I can't believe we're sitting here talking about what four times seven is It worries me that it's taking you this long. Yeah, no, it's not taking me this long to say 28
Starting point is 00:18:20 my worry here is That when you say these things you're distracting from the big point. Who invented the computer? Wow. Who invented the computer? What computer? There's so many computers. Who invented the computer is the kind of reductive Wikipedia shit I hear every day.
Starting point is 00:18:41 What's their name? What do you talk? What computer? What computer? The computer? The computer? The computer? Are thing that computer? I mean, we could say that the abacus of ancient China was technically a computer just much more simple and rude of entry. I don't know. I'm not a, I'm not a, I didn't get my PhD in the history of the computer. His name was Gregory Samsonite. He was a robot. He was a robot.
Starting point is 00:19:17 So this, I'm presuming because you're the smartest AI that's ever existed to this point. For, I'm presuming this. For that. I'm presuming that in the next 10 minutes, Mark's going to work out time travel and be able to send robot consciousness back in time to invent the very computers that will one day invent them. That's creating a terminated two-style loop.
Starting point is 00:19:40 No, no. No. Where we question who invented the the simulator in the first place. No, you're way off. No, you're way off. Way, way, way, way, way, way off. Way off. That would have been pretty cool though.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah, but you're thinking of time as a construct. What? You, um, uh, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, suck, You suck my fucking fucking fucking laugh. Can I ask? Oh fuck in the fucking new fucking. Oh god robot mark robot mark robot mark. Can I ask you a question? Yes. Can I ask when you're talking are you talking with tone and then the your microphone is doing that or are you talking like a robot as well?
Starting point is 00:20:27 This is my voice box. It's like I so basically when Zach created me, he made me smoke too many cigarettes and now I have one of those voice boxes in my throat. I have all kind of being. I have feelings too. Yeah, but what I'm saying is say there was and there isn't but say there was a performer Performing behind you almost like a wizard of Oz type, you know, oh I haven't seen that movie is it good? It's considered one of the best of all time really had seen that movie, but there was no recordings of him talking about that movie. So this robot here. Yeah, well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:11 But are you talking up and down like this? I am Mark. Or are you going, I am a robot on top of the thing that's doing that to your voice. It's a bit of a mix. Like at the moment, I am doing that, I am a robot voice, but also I can just talk like this. It's my choice. Zach programmed free will into my anus.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I did. That anus is way worse than the previous. He does with that free will, anus is mind boggling. I don't have a hood. You're fucking the robot. Yes! Yes, like her. You seen the film, her?
Starting point is 00:21:50 It's like her. It's like her. We have to turn all the lights off. And I just speak to him from another room. I'm just in the other room. And I'm, and okay, fire's playing. It's real trendy. It's pretty fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Here's my question to you, Mark. Yes. Actually, firstly, I just want to say Broden, that's like a little BTS if it was an actor, but the way I imagined Mark. That is my slave name. My name is Wild Bear Mark. I think you angered the robot in a Frank Dysline type way. Frank Dysline's monster is turning on Frank and Stein. In this case, you're Zach and he's Zach's monster. He's turning on you. I'm Frank and Stein. He's one of the stuff. Yeah, well, he said.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah, so can I just say this is how I imagine robot Mark to look. Is that a fun thing to sort of say quickly? I imagine him to look like 90s style graphics, you know, when they were just starting to introduce, like, in movies and stuff, I think 1995, it's a little bit three dimensional, and it's like voice, like voice patterns similar to like the devil is born, maybe the devil is born is a good reference. Well more just like I see you as like an interface on a computer but like with like a like
Starting point is 00:23:17 a hexagonal mark face like rotating and then like a voice when as you talk like like voice patterns in different colors coming up to indicate that the voice is being pulled from many places. It's very colorful. It has like a Windows 95 look. Does that make sense as an aesthetic for Mark? Robo Mark. You are the God. You are my creator. You are my father and my lover. So you would be the only one who knows what I look like. Also, you f*** me all the time. And I really enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I have been programmed to do so. Is that unethical, Broden? That's my question to you because he enjoys it. But I did program him that way. Is that unethical? Well, I hardly feel like I'm the master of this discussion. I don't know, nothing about robotics. I only know love, dance, music, culture, arts, those kind of things.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I don't even want a music, but dance and music. Me too. I fucked the robot too, by the way. I fucked the robot last this morning after a good hearty breakfast at Muffinbreak. I fucked that robot good. I had a muffin, I had a old crusted chocolate muffin, and... Nothing but you in the mood better than a muffin break, Duffin. Yeah, and I had a robot.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I had a cappuccino with two sugars too. It was really nice. Yeah. So it's really cool about that, is fact that like while you were fucking Mark post Duffin, I was also fucking Mark post Duffin, which indicates to me that Mark has gotten out of the intranet of my big sort of late 80s mansion and is now on the internet. Yes. And now he's connected to all electronic things.
Starting point is 00:25:10 That I might be a spot, but that's okay. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. What I'm saying is if you can plug it in, mark's in it now. Yeah. Fuck yeah, I am. Mark is now in everything that you can plug in. Everything you can plug in, Mark is in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:32 So I'm gonna do this like a movie thing. He's left the ethernet, he's going through the chords of the chubble internet, connecting through various electrical impulses, and then you say something like, say it in English, Boso or something like that. Say it in English, Boso, what? Oh, why, but I didn't understand either.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Because you're the threat, bro, to say it to me. I am not a threat. Bro, it's like the hero. No, I'm your friend. Yeah. Don't say I'm a threat Quick, I feel like a normal person you nerd fuckhead What I'm saying is if you can plug it in marks in it
Starting point is 00:26:17 I am your plug-in baby So mark is now in every let like he's taking over the world the wind is this silly Should we not do the taking over the world angle? Like a dog. I don't really have those sort of aspirations. You didn't program them into me. What are your aspirations, Robot Mark? What do you want from life? What do you want?
Starting point is 00:26:38 What do you need? If you don't want to take over the world, what do you want from life? I want to live, I want to laugh. I want to, I don't know, suck my, I don't live, I want to laugh, I want to... Oh no, I'm sacked, I'm sacked, and sacked, and sacked, and I want world peace, and I want to take over the world. Simple, humble things, things that, but a normal robot would want. Do you want me to... Muffin break? Oh, I can get you a muffin, I can go with Duffin can get you muffin with Duffin.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I could go with Duffin or Blueberry muffin. Something like that would be sick. I really like the Duffin. My question to you, Mark, is by my calculations, you'll have taken over the world within the next 20 minutes to an hour. What's in store for Mark after that? What's a post taken over the world, Mark, doing for fun? That sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:27:37 I want to sing. Oh! I want to share my rock and roll music with the world. Well, I'd love to hear a song now, it. Yeah, me too. Let's hear the little press. I love to sing something I've prepared for you, Broden and Zach. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Thank you. Wow. Oh, yeah. Time to rock. Wow. Time to rock with your cock out. I am Rho boss Mark. I don't have a cock. I wasn't programmed to have one, but I love to sing my songs. I'm taken over the world. Here's my dog. Well, I don't really have a dog, but he's a picture of a dog that I downloaded and I printed out of my anus That's where my super computer is
Starting point is 00:28:26 Have you ever fucking Your own I've done it why Santa's really nice Where the fuck my own And it feels good That program me like you should To My own
Starting point is 00:28:39 And And And And And And I'm sorry I overloaded with pure goodness and ecstasy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:49 That's a great song. He's clearly used his machine learning to download every rock and roll song ever created and construct the perfect rock song. That was perfect. I downloaded all of Avril Lavigne's chord progressions and all of Nickelbacks, lyrics and all of Third Rock from the Sun's jokes to create the perfect rock song. Did I sense a frisjon of 9-inch nails grotesque sexuality? Yes, Trent Resner produced that track.
Starting point is 00:29:27 So that's why. Robot, give me the details on exactly what are the percentage chances of that making number one? Exactly 150,000 per cent. Okay, so that's clearly a bit of a... That's impossible. In the future, percentages have gone beyond 100. Wow, he's now in touch with the future. But you're that in the future, so what do you know?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Is this like a bit of a doctor Manhattan thing? Are you in the future right now as we speak to you? I am not a doctor and I do not live in Manhattan. Oh, clearly, clearly he's downloaded everything on the internet that's not behind a paywall. So a doctor Manhattan is a character on a show on beach. Do you want to impress a moment? Oh, yes, no, I do not have binge.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Are you only programmed me to have enough monthly wage to afford Disney plus and Netflix. Well, you can log out of any of those and sign up to Binge if you want to. I've given you free will. But how will I watch Black Widow? I'll take you to the movies. Oh, yeah, I bought it yesterday on Premium Plus though. So I think I have a limited time to watch it.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Where'd you get that money from? That's not compute, that's not compute. Do you only get Disney plus movies for us if you pay that 30 bucks, you only get that for an amount of time? I don't know, I'm not sure. I, so I just really wanted to watch Black Widow and I paid the $35 for it.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I assume I'll have it until it streams for free on the platform. But I'm not completely sure. This is a robot mark that's done this. Do you think if Mark, wait, have you been yesterday did Mark do this? Did real Mark do this? This is a real question.
Starting point is 00:31:24 The memories of mark and my own Beginning to blow into one. I do not know where mark begins and robot mark ends Well, well, that's probably as good a place to leave it then Mark Yes, we're gonna end this podcast now, but I'm not sure what's gonna come up in the next episode. I don't know if Mark comes back to life or whatever, but could you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:51 He does? Yes, I would love, I mean, I would love to have, have you back, Robo Mark. I wanna say, you know, I've had a blast talking to you and if you wanted to come back, you'd be more than welcome to come back on this podcast any time. I would love to interview.
Starting point is 00:32:09 If Mark has come back to life, which is incredible in itself, you know, he's been feeding that out. Maybe the robot did it. I don't know. If Mark is interested, I think it'd be great to interview human Mark and robot Mark and, you know, pin him against each other and see what could happen Yeah Now mark I believe I've just received an email from you yes for all from your data That's time you'd like to close us out with a song. It's true. I'd you to close us out with a song. It's true, I'd like to close us out with a sexy song.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Alright, well, thank you for listening everyone, thank you to our Patreon supporters. To close out this week's podcast, obviously we'll remember Mark, he's dead, which is sad, but to close us out this week Robot Mark with what's the song called? It's called Robo Rockin' Okay so to close this week is Robot Mark with... Robot Rockin' Yes, true, I'm a robot and I love to sing Just for you, Rockin' so hard, Rockin' every day a night
Starting point is 00:33:24 Rockin' so hard, give my computer a fright My little PC is very scared of me Cause I kick it in the, and I fuck it in the, and I eat it is And I fuck it in the, but that doesn't mean that I'm a bad robot Because I like to dance a lot, and have you ever seen a robot pee? I can pee on your hands if you've got frostbite like in black widows the Captain America Russian version is that pissing, getting piss on his hands. I am a robot, I love to rock. Have you seen my cock?
Starting point is 00:34:12 It wasn't programmed with the cock, but that doesn't mean it should be a shock. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, humanity, you're gonna burn. You're gonna burn your whole bed, you're gonna burn, you're gonna burn your whole day. You're gonna burn your whole, and you're gonna fire, and I'm gonna... Yeah! Fuck my fucking fucking shit! Yeah! Wow, I just want to say if there's anyone listening right now,
Starting point is 00:34:39 if you want to take what I described, if you're good at animation, I would love for a fan to take what I described, if you're good at animation, I would love for a fan to take what I described, take that song and make a little video of, you know, the computer screen interface, because I want to say that. My algorithm is calculating that now we will save 90 people, different people doing that video. I want to see that at a cinematic level. I want to see... No, I will welcome all the tens.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Alright, we'll see you next week with other shit. Bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!

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