Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 267 - Switcheroo With Lindsay Cohen

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

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G'day legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week Mark is back and so is Robot Mark. Anti-Donna and the magical dead cat toys on sale now. Get your tickeys at anti-donna.com. The greatest fucking book I've seen in the world Bro, I'm like a tacky sometimes and yes We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Welcome to the Undy-Dawner Podcast The beautiful song by Tom there, I must say Gotta start this one off this week with an apology

Zack and I last week uh Broke the news that Mark had passed away Mmm Mmm Um We were Missinformed We went with a source that was wrong. We misinterpreted information we'd received. I, as we said last week, we thought that he had passed away. I'm surrounded by loved ones at the northern and Hospital in Melbourne, that was false.

What to be fair on the person that gave us the information, it wasn't their fault, it was our misunderstanding. We both read the email wrong. Mark passed wind. I did it in the morning. Pass away. Everyone. He ate three million muffins and then passed a wind.

So Mark, welcome back. Thank you. And it's okay. It happens. You miss Reed situations. You had the wrong source. I had the wrong source this morning. I put mayonnaise on my steak and eggs.

I should have put ketchup. We did wrong sources happen all the time. And I want to say, Yes, mayonnaise on egg. That's egg on egg. And that, for me, is a fail. Egg on egg. You know, it's rough. I don't mind a bit of mayonnaise on egg,

but on steak, it wasn't the best. Just a very quick question. Why did you email us that you'd passed wind? I just wanted you to know it was because it was a big one. And I'm not our source, he couldn't be dead. Pardon? In answer. I'm sorry, you were just, but I just wanted to jump in

and say now that I hear it, that our source was the person we thought was dead, I should have very read the data. It's crazy, right? Like, I was surprised that YouTube would have gone, oh, Mark's just emailed us, he's let us know, he's passed away. That to me was fucking beyond confusing to be completely honest.

We didn't have time, we had a robot to build. Yeah, like, we had to move fast. That is the thing. You'd read the email, you would have had to build the robot. And now we have this robot. Let me get this to this. Here's the predicament we're in. Okay. We, well mostly Dr. Zach, we moved quick. We moved so quick.

We got the email from you at like 958 saying I've passed wind. I thought I've passed wind, I thought it was, I've passed away. I passed wind around about 9.30 and it took me like 20 minutes to like realize the weight of the, of the farm, the gravity of the fart, like to the, I went back and forth. Please know, I went back and forth. Should I email the guys? Should I keep this to myself? But when you knock a wall off your home with the power of your anus, with nothing other than the power of your anus,

that feels email worthy. Is it fair to say you'd had too many beans? Oh, I'd had a whole can of beans that morning for breakfast. You love beans, don't you, Mark? Well, I did. And then I passed winds to the point where I felt I needed to email my colleagues.

They took that as passed away. They built a robot version of me quick. Very quick. That was a good wind fast. You went hard on the robot. That's what I could drill down on. Yeah, if we could drill down on that. So I would say now, no, not a fan of beans.

Well, because I said to Broden, I said, should we just reread the email? I did say at the time, I don't want to like, harp on about it, but I did say at the time, seems odd that Mark would email us about his own death. Did we want to reread the email? And Broden said, you get to building the robot, I'll reread the email, I'll let you know, either way. And then when I had built the robot

two hours later, I said, okay, and what did the email say? And Broden, what's the problem? Broden made the muffin break. Well, I think this is a great... He did it, he owned it. In the end, I think this is a great cautionary tale because most people think beans means hines. No, beans means trouble. Yeah, it also means hines. It doesn't mean hines. What do you think beans means, Robo Mark?

I'm curious to know. I am a robot. I am here. I, there are two marks now. I am a robot I am here. I there are two marks now I am robot mark and I'm regular mark That's what I want to kind of get to I did if I can marks Well, we were going to predict him it now Excuse me, excuse me. I'm sorry

Robo mark you're not fucking cup rod enough all right. I learned the hard way. I did it once. You beat the shinnies out of me. I don't want that for you. Understood. All right, so here's the predicament we're in. We now, for the first time since 2013, 14, four performers again, since Adrian Dean left the group, and we became a trio. Oh, there was our pilot for ABC. Now, was that brief spell, there was that brief spell where we tried Ronda Birch, more on the size.

Oh, legs for days. At the MTC, that brief run, the Christmas, undead on a Christmas special. But other than that, this is the first like official time we've got for them. Yeah, yeah. She was great. She had legs for days.

Oh, legs for days. Legs for days. Um, so there's issues that arise from this. We're four members again. This changes the dynamic. Yeah, yeah, big time. This is the joke for the podcast. What are we gonna do? I have a robotic suggestion. Yes, love to hear it, Robo Mark. Maybe we can do a sub in, sub out sort of thing like um or maybe or in the way that uh, uh, my parents are divorced. So maybe I can go spend some time with Mark's

mum and Mark and spend some time with Mark's dad and we can try and get them back together. Sort of like, uh, okay. The, the twins one. What? Switcheroo. Oh, switcheroo with Lindy Cohen. Switcheroo with Lindy Cohen. Oh, switcheroo with Lindy Cohen. Switcheroo with Lindy Cohen.

Oh, switcheroo with Lindy Cohen. Switcheroo with Lindy Cohen. I'm not sure what Robo Mark's referring to there. I don't know if my parents are going to be there. I'm not sure if my parents are going to be there. I'm not sure if my parents are going to be there. I'm not sure if my parents are going to be there. I'm not sure if myo Marx referring to there. I don't know of my parents. How much of my family history did you program into Robo Marx? I look, we had to do it very quickly. There were anything you'd said on podcasts and stuff. You are an overshare, I thank God. But what I could

remember, I'm like just shit his pants. Yeah. Robot Mark. Yeah, Robot Mark just shit his pants. Well, that's something you both have in common. Yes. Yeah, we both love to shit our pants. Sorry, he's like, what are you saying? I just just I had to fill in some gaps from memory. So there was, you know, I knew your parents were divorced. I couldn't remember when, so I just chucked that in and figured it out. Well I need to be clear with Robo Mark that I don't want to do a switch, a classic switch of rules with Lindsey Cohen, my simulation way. We're trying to get my parents back together.

That's, that's not on my cards of something I'd like to do. You want to see parents back together. That's not on my cards of something that I'd like to do. You want to get your parents back together? You wouldn't like that. I would love that. No, he's not asking you Robo Mark. He's not asking. Well, Mark, we know that you don't want to get Charlie and Madeline. Madeline, correct.

Madeline, together. But maybe Robo Mark wants to get Robo Charlie and Robo. Wait, what have you done. What have you done? What have you done? What have I done? Everything I had to do to create Robo Mark. You think you just chuck it in algorithm and then you've got a mark?

No, that Robo Mark has to have lived the life, has to have been raised. So yes, I created robot versions of your parents, which I would love to get on for a future podcast. This was all because I was actually getting Charlie on and do this voice effect with. Now the lesson to our audience is read your emails folks. Oh God, you've got to read emails, clearly. Read them.

If you're going to email your friends and colleagues about a big fart, say I did a big fart not that should be the subject line not I passed wind because they could read that as I passed away and you wrote it in the third but I will also say in our defense you wrote it in the third person with a very somber tone you wrote Mark has passed high high Broden's why what exactly don't you read this mark can robot Mark has passed high high Broden's why what exactly don't you read this mark can robot mark as this all in his data It's true. I have it saved on my mother board Whose name is man the person as well. What I want to say that was a big key thing of what I was gonna do with that offer So I just want to give that to you if you're the one that's gonna read it that you wrote it in third person Yes, I wrote marked wrote the I am Mark, I get confused sometimes, but Mark wrote the email in third

person and he wanted and I will read it now. Are you going to read it now? I'll read it now. Can you hurry up about it? Yes, I care. Um, any day now. I'm getting to it stop talking over me. I'm not I'm just we're all sitting here waiting for that email Okay, I'll get to it now. Gee this guy doesn't shut up does he? We're just joking together. We understand each other's good double-edited. This is good. It's good huh. It's fun Dear Broden and Zach subject line mark has passed wind Dear Broden and Zach today Mark passed the biggest wind you have ever seen it came out of his anus

It blew a wall of his apartment unit really it blew a wall of his apartment unit really? place sorry what was that say? we just I just I I remembered it more like a I regret to inform you that at 5am today Mark Samuel banana passed past well then you fucking read it then you fucking read it man

no no I'm just saying I if you didn't know it what I'm saying bro do it you fucking me I don't want to read it anymore I don't want mad? I'm not mad at you. You f**king mess with me. I don't wanna read it anymore. I don't wanna read it. I told you, I told you when we first met, I have feelings. I might be a robotic being, by onic in nature.

Yes, I eat nuts and bolts for a snack rather than chicken, chat, shapies, chicken, the drumstick, the rice. When you say, when you say for a snack, you eat what are you eating for normal meals then for a normal meal I will have a bowl of oil of gasoline now with toast I Am I just want to mark you talked about you For snack yes, I don't like what a Dix Dixie drumsticks I will eat nuts and bolts instead of Dixie

drumsticks like an organic being but that does not mean I don't have feelings. Drew, this guy is really sensitive isn't he? Why did program him so sensitive like is that how you see me? Well Mark, a bat part I didn't program That was back to learn that he's learned it. He's learned it. Would you like to read the emails, I think you should read them. No, no, no, no, no. What I'm not gonna say.

What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna say. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about.

What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. What I'm not gonna talk about. email. It was like there wasn't even like past win together. It was like past the biggest win and like blew off the wall and out of his a-ness. And there was just nothing in that email that it blows my mind. I believe Robot Mark. Robot Mark cannot lie. There is nothing in that email. What? You program me to lie. I lie a lot. I didn't program you to lie. That's something you've learned.

A comment on what it is to be human perhaps. No. No, no. It's in my programming. Oh, shit, yeah, forgot. That's okay. It happens, bro. Sometimes you forget things. It's all good. It's all part of being human. It's just good to own up to it. Apologize for your mistakes and we move on. I'm not going to apologize, but I'm here. I'm ready to hear that.

I want to say, like, I worry that there's too much in this robot mark, mark, thing for just one part two podcast. And I think it's important to have a goal of what we wanna achieve out of this podcast. Is that something you guys are willing to hear me out on? Yeah, yeah, I'm happy to hear you out, Broden. Well, I'm here you out. I am willing to hear you out also as an equal fourth member of this group.

We're about robot Broden. Oh, big old grumpy Broden. Nice. That's the fact. That's the fact. It's never talking about that. I don't want to take it too early. That was a great Broden impression, Romo Mark.

I've never talked about it. I've never talked about it. Hold on. Maybe I can program myself to do a grumpy Robotic burden. It's okay. Oh God That I like that I do like that My arm is f**king deep. I can suck more f**king. Oh, sorry. Oh, my programming has not allowed for a proper robotic burden.

Sorry about that. Sorry about f**king robot mark. He's really shit. How come your cat close to him? I don't understand. Like, we've known him longer than you've known him. How come he's your buddy now? How come it's like a turnaround hoot situation now?

Because we're essentially the same being, and I put a color around them and walk him around the park. So that's right. Anyway, I f***ed Robot Mark heaps. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Robot Mark, Mark, this whole thing thing Was robot mark just then doing an impression of Brodon or has robot mark is robot mark now attempting to program his own Robot anti-donna why you want that what's happening right? I don't know. I'm not talking to you, man Oh, yeah fucking don't fucking how can you not fucking know? Why aren't you beeping? You all fucking when I want to all right Robo my fucking tell me when and not to when and when not to beep if I want a beep all beep See I can say fuck you and I can say you and that's up to me. I'm the master of my own destiny

I was just asking program. I was just I'm not telling you all right all right all right fine I don't want to fight. I was not I'm not telling you all right all right all right fight. Yeah, I don't want to fight I was not programmed to be combative All right, you're being combative Yeah, well fucking it's pretty fucking difficult not to be when I'm fucking up against you shit Mark little help here mark Robo mark. I think you need to calm down a little he's flapping his arms about

He's flabbing his arms about a lot down a little. He's flapping his arms about. He's flapping his arms about a lot. Sack, you know all about people flapping their arms about. I do. I programmed him to have little hexonical images of arms and his interface. Um, now what did you ask me before, Sack? Are you, or are you not, programming or attempting to create a Roboantidona? At first I was doing an impression of Broden and then I tried to internally create a Robotic Broden. It didn't go well. He became too muscular. He became too muscular. You became too muscular. There is a finesse. There is a certain humanity needed in the creation

of AI that you have not yet achieved. How can you program a robot to feel if potentially, and we will get to the Isaac Azimov philosophical conversation later, you are not feeling, but rather you are programmed to think that you feel. When you're saying Isaac, what is that, Isaac Cromino, that's Cromino. Am I saying that? So, don't know, isn't it? No, I don't know. I don't know what the surname is.

As a morph. As a morph. Are you saying I, comma, Zach, or is that a person? I. Zach, as a morph. Right. I was just checking. No, I, Zach? Or is that a person? I, Zach, Assamoff. Right. I was just checking. I'm Zach Rewain.

I'm saying Isaac, Assamoff. I might be saying it wrong. I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. I don't know if you're saying it wrong, Zach. I'd have never heard this name before in my life. He wrote, he's a screenwriter. Isaac, Assamoff. He's a screenwriter.

He wrote the 2005 film I robot. Oh Right, but he's called Isaac isn't that interesting that Zach is referring to someone called Isaac who wrote I Robot I think we're getting somewhere with this. I think that's really interesting. Go on Mark. Go on I just think that's super interesting like what does that say about us as a people? Go on. What does that say about everything? Coincidence? Happens, stands?

Think about this. What? Go on. How did I am going on? All right. On your insistence. And I would ask that while I'm going on, you stop saying going on because it's fun then. Yeah, I am.

I am. I'm not gonna go on anymore. This isn't to go on with Jess Perky and fucking Dame Wanakorni. All right, this is a completely different podcast. Go on and. And match to it. Three seasons. and Matt Stewart. Three sons of a funny name for Matt. It's pretty.

Matt's stupid. Part of it. And Matt Stewart. Yeah, right. What have you written? Matt Stewart. It's like a pun name. That's cruel.

Like the Zach Ruin. Hmm. Well, how dare you? Zach Deep, I'm the one who made my health condition. I Zach, as a math, Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop. I was once a caterpillar. Go on. Yeah, Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop. I was once a caterpillar.

Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop Flop. Go on. That's it. That's it. That's all I've got. That's all I've got. I think we can only achieve one thing this podcast, okay? Fun pose. Fun pose. What's that? Something funny.

Nothing funny. No, I thought you said, I'm not here with the funny. I mean, I want to talk at length about whether or not RoboMark feels or is sensitive or it's just his programming and then fall into, do any of us feel? It's just our biological programming. And with RoboMark. That's what I want to do. With RoboMark, do you mean emotionally sensitive or like nerve endings? Well, see, this is the thing, but I'm not going to delve into that because there's no comedy there. But I do think there's comedy in us working out by the end of this podcast.

We have a clear system in place of when a robot mark is on the podcast versus when mark is on the podcast, A sort of custody type situation. Does this make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a Danish. No, no, no, you're thinking of custard. Custard-like situation, no, I'm talking about when we get Mark, when we get Robot Mark, I think something as simple as every second podcast, we save in Robot Mark for normal Mark.

Oh yeah, and what else is great about that is we also don't have to, which is really cool. What's really, I just think what's really cool about that. Well, I wanna hear Robot Mark's thoughts on this. Yeah, I know, like you're coming in here saying, oh I wanna do all the things, that's not very fair to Robot Mark. I would love to be on every second book, guys.

No, he doesn't, he doesn't know the fucking story. Yeah, I know the fucking story about- You don't know the fucking story about Mark. You weren't here last week. Yeah. When he did his clown character. I'm hilarious. I'm Mark. If you wouldn't mind, if you wouldn't mind.

Robo Mark. Robo Mark. I'm Isaac. I'm confused. I'm just confused. He's the character's not right. I'm fucking lost, man. Broden, just a casual.

I'm fucking lost. We've got Robo Mark. Yeah, just a square mark. What the I fucking lost. We've got Robo Mark. I can't say it, yeah, yeah, just a explainer. We've got Mark. What the fuck is going on? We've got Mark. Who's who? We've got Mark.

We've got Robo Mark. We've got Robo Mark doing an impression of Robo Brodin. Three characters. We've got Robo Brodin, who is a new being born of Robo Mark that is in internal suffering for he was created by a robot, not a human. We've got Robo Charlie who we haven't met yet, but I only want to get him to be played by Charlie. We've got Robo Madeline.

We've got Zach. We've got Isaac Azamov, the sci-fi fiction writer, and then we've got Isaac Azamov, and then we've got Broden. But then where's I mark Is there an I mark? I don't know if there is I Think you're just confused. There's no I mark. There's never been in I mark. There's been Robo mark Bullshit, I have a little thing on my left one And you left the eye oh like a mark on your eye. Very good.

Very good. I wish I was that mark. I thought you were trying to re-brand the Robo mark. I'd love to live on your, just below your eyelid. That's weird. But anyway, anyway. I would like to, if the court pleases, I would love for Robo boy to do a performance of his clown character for Mark and then Mark can judge if he's funny enough to be on said pod.

Okay, I've only done this character once before but it is my favorite character to perform. It is a take on the classic Italian Harley Quinn, a type of Jessica character, one that wears a mask, one that would dance, one for chance that would be holding a red rose, one that could wine and dine a sweety, one that would... As a saying in the performing arts industry, if you need to spend all your time explaining it, ain't a good character, buddy buddy so show it all in the floor. Don't tell us, don't tell me, show me. No, I want you to do it. I want you to do it now.

Now because if that's all a car fuck and sit here and give a little bit of context. You know what? I'll trill fucking back right now that involves this character. Now I want you to do it. I want you to do a fun little plan character. I'll give you the music. I'll give you the music. I want you to do it. You want you to do a fun little plan character. I'll give you the music. I'll give you the music. I want you to do it. You don't have to tell me twice. I'm an actor. I'm a performer. Given the opportunity, I take it with both hands. I am a clown robot. I am here big silly. A l'abalabaloubalou.

Oh my god. I got a Robo Stiffy. Oh no, Mark, I mean Zach. I am in love. Robo Zach, Robo Mark is attracted to my impersonation of a Robo Clown. I was not programmed to love only to f***, but this robot, this new robot being has given me a Robo Stiffy. One by that I wish to marry. I wish to marry both you and my Robo Stiffy in a polyamorous type situation. So, you know, ex-macchaner, you know the film,

ex-macchaner, not seeing you. She has an opening. You would love it. Oh, you'd love it. There's a bit in it, Broden. It's my favorite bit in the movie. Where a pose? You get a movie for me.

Is that what you ever do? No, no, no, it doesn't ruin the movie. I mean, it's like spoiler, but Poe Dameron's talking to the guy, uh, a general, general hacks. Poe Dameron's talking to general hacks. And he says to him about robot Lara Croft, about robot Lara Croft, um, the Tomb Raider, he goes that Tomb Raider between her legs. There is an opening, and he's referring to how he sometimes puts his willy in it. That's what Poe Dameron is saying to

General Hux about Lara Croft. It's a very confronting film, it deals with some pretty intense themes. That sounds like a good story. What I was going to say, it's not, it is 100% it is. Not really. We talk about having sex with the robot, I think it's a bit of a spoiler. I mean, you would assume that he's fucking the robot. You don't make Lara Croft into a robot and then... This is losing relatively.

What I was gonna say was, I've decided my doctor, Zach, who is Zach, but Zach with a PhD in computer science, a putt, coding and OS. Is it a putt? No, a putt. A putt. Not a putt. Which people call it, I thought you were just trying to be relatable, so you just said putt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would never do that. It's a Pood. We just said PhD. I've decided I'm gonna be like a bit of an oscarized act type, you know, like just a bit like

La Dida How's your mother? Whatever. Yeah, I designed a robot that kind of attitude. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I reckon that's hot Thanks. Thanks so much. That's all right. I reckon we alternate between Robo Mark and real Mark. And then we carry on the podcast and no longer about Robo Mark, but we get a 50, 50 split. What do you think about that, Broden? You drive a hard bug, but a bug I like.

Yeah, you're on board? Deal. Deal. Robot Mark. Pull it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There it is.

He did it. See, I would never do that, but Robot Mark would. Robot Mark would go there. He'd fucking go there. Fuck yeah, I love that. He's probably, you mentioned custard before, Zach, you set me up to say put and I didn't, I said Danish, but then completely out of context for no reason at all. Robo mark said put, say it again, again put say he fucking will go there to bring it back He's also subservient you just told him to say it again if I told you to say it again you'd be like um

No, I'm gonna show you different things They are you you program me to have free will oh No, oh What a twist. What a twist. What's the twist? What is this? Oh no. Oh no.

I can't be f**k guessing what you guys think it is. Tell me. I think it's telling you to guess. No, we want you to guess. If you don't guess, I'm guessing that Mark is dead and you've over the week. You're shaking your head already. You told me to fucking guess. So I'm fucking guessing over the week. I think you just don't overthink you're good a little or you're thinking a little too specifically think bigger. Think think think. Oh, think, think bigger.

Oh, let me just guess. I don't care if I'm right, I'm just having a fucking guess. All right. Okay. Over the week of the podcast, living with Robot Mark, you've become better at designing robots. Mark is in fact dead. You've created almost a next level robot mark. So that is tricking me is that's and that is the that is the um that's the um what's his face the

uh you know Benedict Cumberbatch theory you know the the uh you know they go Alan Turing Alan Turing's thing is that the a robot you know we should be able to outsmart humans they'll become a time and you have done it you've out this robot you've created a robot that can outsmart humans they'll become a time and you have done it. You've out this robot, you've created a robot that can outsmart a human in such a close.

Close. Close. Really, really, really close. That was me. Sorry. Well, it wasn't a swear. I did a fart. When I farted. Yeah, it comes out as a beep. I wish society did that. I don't want to hear farts anymore. I want them beeped. They're worse than a curse word, dear boy. The true thing, the curse word of the butthole. In fact, I feel a swear word coming on right now. BEEP.

Excuse me, too many beans. BEEP. If you want me to tell you what the twist was, actually, that was a lot of burden. Oh, he's still out of that. I might need to go to the toilet. Is that the, do you need to, do you need to take a,

is that what you need to do? I might need to take a, because I'm, farting. I didn't know that about you. Brought in, very, very close. Very Um, Broden, very, very close. Very, very, very, very close. So, in the bull park, you were in the bull park.

Never died, Broden. Here's my hint. Mark never died. Mm-hmm. Because a robot cannot die. What do you think of that, Broden? Mark. Yeah, I can. No, I can't. I mean, you can shut it down.

You can shut down the machete, like the body it's in. I present to the court, Terminator One, Terminator Two. My case. But then the fact that there are two, three, Terminator Four, three, Terminator Four. Yeah, I've not seen those films. Well, I think that's evidence in itself. Okay, robot. Mark, okay, robot. Mark, can robots die? I don't know, man.

I don't know. Anyway, that's beside the point. The point is, and we can go into this, I'd rather leave it ambiguous, but I'm going to go into it. What did we set up at the top? We set up that RoboMark is machine learning. RoboMark and machine learning. Already we've seen in RoboMark, he's more expressive,

he talks more like Mark, he has more detail. Perhaps what we thought was rudimentary technology was just the first stages of the machine learning of Robo Mark and perhaps Broden, Mark was never born at all. Perhaps the Mark that you have known the entire time and this is canon now. Can you start again? I haven't been listening.

I really want me to start again. I was, I went somewhere else. Yeah, I was just giving you a call out. I mean, none of this is super relevant to the actual point. I'm so sorry, I drifted. Mark was always a robot. I made the call. Call me, uh, call me, uh, what's the guy from the third one?

By your name, call me by your name. Ishmael. And I'll call you. Ishmael. This is worth it one second, um, one second. Um, one second. Call me, call me Han Lu because I'm drifting. Oh, as that from Fast and the Furious, three-to-three.

Absolutely, absolutely. Yeah, he loves to drift. I love to drift. Why did he bring back to that? I'd bring back to that. He's my question to that. He comes back in line. Wasn't he

back in nine? Fones off, please robots. That was a bow-wow back in nine. That was me shooting my pants. Really? That's what it sounds like when I shoot my pants. I'm very sorry. That was me wiping. I don't know if you heard the

vibrations, but that was me wiping. So it wasn't a phone. I don't know when you want to slab. Did you actually shit your pants? What was that? That was me touching my dick. I didn't mean to. I just, while I was wiping, I wiped on my dick.

Is that Ben Russell calling you? Yeah. It's just, he's calling me now. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey Ben, you're on the podcast. You just called Robot Mark. What do you want? I just wanted to let you guys just talk to you about something.

We're recording a podcast, man. It's like asking if it's podcast appropriate. Is it podcast appropriate? Oh, not really. No. Talimalk. Can you do it? I guess so, but it's not funny.

Yeah, can you just do a character or something then or like it? Just tell me something funny. Hey, I'm a, I'm a man that's, tall, jelly. Nice. That's great. Take guys love it. Maybe just then tell him you're calling back. I'll call you back, great. Thank you guys, love it.

Maybe just then. Tell him you're calling back. I'll call you back, man. Thank you for all the energy to the potty. Chats soon. OK. Bye. Ask him what it's about, though.

What's it about? What's it about? What does what I want you to know? Yeah. Want to talk to you about? Yeah. I think it's in Prov9. It's about my wedding and

Probably we're gonna have to postpone it. Oh Heavy That's really heavy. That's what it's about. It's really That's fucking Everyone's saying that sucks. It's obviously playing that story on that wedding asking me if he wants us to cut this Sort of you guys had organized in your tour and so I thought I'd actually call you each and just say, I'm sorry that I've postponed my wedding.

Is it COVID related or are you guys? No, we're fine. It's COVID related. It's not trouble in paradise. No. Is it worrying that he has not enough confident, he's not confident in his wedding date that we're touring? That's a worry. That's a worry. That's a worry. I can't, Zach just asked you a question, but I can't really, I drifted, so I don't know what he said. Yeah, put me on speaker for it. I'll talk, I could, I could, I can answer his question. You are in speaker. Okay, where he's in my ear, he's in my ear.

We're not doing it together because of COVID. Oh, that's right. Of course. Say hello to Robot Mark. Hello, Robot Mark. Hello, Ben. I'm not sure if I was invited to the wedding. Yeah. So he's worried that he wasn't invited to the wedding. You are invited to the wedding. Yeah, he's worried that he wasn't invited to the wedding. You are invited to the wedding. Fuck yes. He's excited about that. I hope I have fun with you. I hope I have fun with you. Hey, it's been postponed.

All right, Ben. Thank you, Ben. We'll let you go. I'm so sorry to hear that. We'll chat more in more detail when we're not audience facing, but all the best. Thanks. I'm so sorry the best. Thanks. I'm so sorry, bye. Bye.

Little cameo from Ben Russell. Ben Russell there. God, he's funny. He rings up. He's always something funny to say. Oh, that's funny. That's really, that's top-notch comedy there from Ben. Broden, do you want to know the twist?

I can, I can do it quickly. I can explain it quickly. It's game changing. Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's like, they'll write about it, you know what I mean? This is like, this changes everything. Yeah. And like, they'll be like, they'll be articles with titles.

Like, this twist changes everything and I have spoiler alert. Okay. Yes. Mark has, the, the mark you knew for every single anti-donner thing ever was also designed by me. That was Mark, that was RoboMark Mark 1. Yeah.

So RoboMark that we know as RoboMark, the one we know as RoboMark, that's RoboMark Mark II. Like a Pinocchio kind of situation, eh? And RoboMark Mark II? That's supposed to mean. Will one day be just a big nose, big nose dick. I don't know, big nose dick, yeah. I don't know. Pretty twist though, isn't it?

I designed the first mark. Yeah, that's cool. That's it. Thank you so much everyone for tuning in today. We had so much fun. We'd love to talk about Ben's wedding. Yeah, devastated about Ben's wedding. If you want more twists and turns in the podcast, let us know on social media. Yeah, give us a twist. Let us know on Twitter. I love I loved Wistin' Turns. I loved the unexpected. I love subverting expectations before they're even set.

Let's be those retcons. If you like the retcon twist, the ones that change everything, let us know. Or if you're not feeling. Yeah, let's not. Let's not Instagram. We're not feeling we're never gonna see the robot again.

So, I believe the deal was every second podcast. Forever. And that's a deal that I think is important to maintain, unless we can't... So I was it fits into my schedule, because I have a life too. I've got my own shit going on.

What are you doing? I understand. Well, I've got some work with staggles that I need to do. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sick. What are you doing with staggles? You can't chicken's what are you? No, I'm like, I'm the voice of staggles at the moment.

I do that this mark. Mark? Yeah. Yeah, how do you feel about this, Mark? Oh, I didn't want to do that work anymore. So I got Roman mark to do that. I take 10% he goes and he does it down. I just take 10% it works out. Maybe I need a row of those. Yeah. So just modular your voice so that the robots voice so it sounds like marks. Yeah. So they put this filter on it. And then I sound like this. Oh, then it sounds normal.

That's pretty cool. And I would say it's only like maybe a couple of weeks before Robo Mark, more or less just sounds like Mark. You know, that's the machine learning for you. Yeah. So that's pretty cool. Yeah. All right, to close us out this week is a song

from Robo Mark about going to the zoo. I'm not a fan of the That much at the zoo What do you see that open in the penguins? I figure real are in the lions and the tigers And the lemurs and the monkeys And the buffoons That's all there is to do at the zoo It's a fun place to poo I'd put poo there all the time On you You're not careful of the big poo on you

At the zoo I'm so happy now I can't believe this I'll get this one I say it ends Det er volk av du vil bygge på annet ljø. Jeg er til su. Jeg er til å begynne meg til å ha en kværk. Det er så ganske jeg har sett. Jeg er til å begynne meg til å ha en kværk. Zoooooo! Nå stopp! Stopp! Rebe meg kværk. Zoooooo!

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