Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 27 Feat. Ben Russell

Episode Date: January 18, 2017

Get around Ben's radio play "The Tokyo Hotel"!https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-tokyo-hotel/id1185751132?mt=2http://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/tokyohotel/facebook.com/thetokyohotelJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A list-nuff production. Alright, well that was Blink 182 trying to recapture the magic of Adam's song with I miss you Not my favorite of theirs Anyway It's fine um Co-written by lead singer of the cure Robert Patterson. Robert's Robert Smith Yes, it was you should know being such a big cure fan No, I'm not a cure fan. I'm more a fan of cured meats You can be a fan of both

No, I feel like you have to pick or choose could you take down that fight? What did you just do? What's not it's a jammy thing a James a bit? It makes you can say like a microphone up loud enough in my headphones are philotism. If you're wearing I had funky headphones. Which one am I? Which one am I? The one at the bottom. You sound good to me. You've always sounded good to me. Really? Yeah. So this week's podcast is Ben Russell. Here is Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell, yeah.

His name is Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell Ben Russell It was working for me. You turned mine back to him. Oh my goodness. Turn your own spec down. So what's going on here is he's playing around here. That's two phones. How about this? That's right, that's what I'm saying. So, just if you want to experience a turn, turn the volume up and down. Ben was just playing around with four. Oh, that is, what is that? He was just playing around with the knobs.

Turn that down, that's one of the problems. And he's stuffing it up well, Ben maybe stick to playing with your knob and all of those. I just say, just Ben just to get you out of this. Oh, you're stick to playing with your knob and all those. Just Ben just to get you out of the bloody knob. Ben listen, yes. Do you guys believe in God? Snap question. Of course.

Listen to me, because this is real. Okay, well, can I answer? Please, sir. I believe there's a power. I think there's a spirit. I think there's an energy. Right, energy is important. I think I told you.

Wow, dick energy. Yeah. Now, can I answer? Yes, please. I'd love to answer. Spirit I think there's an energy right energy to my dick. Wow dick energy. Yeah Now can I answer? Yes, I'd love to answer I would love to answer I would love for you to answer Well, I would love to face to answer right now. I would like to give I with endset Bloody not wrong. That's bloody real service. I would love to as well And if there was a god and this is exactly to my point if there was a god there would still be Major competitor on the international airline. Well there is its version. Yeah it's a virgin.

Yeah but that's not really an Australian brand is it Richard billionaire Branson. Coming in here, taking our airlines. That's classic. It's that was grounded after September 11 and. Really? Yeah, do you remember that? That 9 11 no, I've never heard of that. What is that? Oh, it was real real full on oh? It's a chain of petrol stations with slupies. No, I think you're thinking of shall

No, I'm thinking of 9 11 September 11 shall does slupies. Oh no, they do frozen coke. Yeah, who does Slurpees? 9-11. Yeah, mom does Slurpees. Let me tell you that much. Excuse me. Hey, you, I've never to tell you what your bloody Slurpees are. What the hell is going on here? I'll top it at once. No, you can't. What? Do you have to do this? I was talking on the side because I like to look at you in the eye. Yeah, but I've gotten in trouble for that a lot of times and then I've listened to the podcast back and it's fine. Tom's just a pedantic piece of shit. He's just a big big old fixer. Oh, because he said, thank you, Tom. Tom, we really appreciate your work.

Yeah, so sometimes I think Tom gets a bit sad when we tease him on the podcast. And I just think we should just all go around in a circle real quick, say something nice about Tom. What I say to that is before that first I say gross and vaginal lids because I'm trying to not say gross and balls. I'm trying to be, because I want to represent. It's not that I want to represent. It's that people say gross and balls but balls are these soft little balls.

No, they grow in balls. What? no, but you know, yeah, yeah Yeah, gross and gross Gross Gross and balls Gross Gross Some balls That maxed out in my ear and I've been completely I've lost my ears boys

So I'm gonna sign out see later. I may see you mate. Good night. Good night Gross Like gross some balls on the side of the road. No, it was like gross and balls I'm gonna sign out, see you later. See you mate. See you mate. Good night. It's good to be here. Good night. Good night. Like gross, some balls on the side of the road. No, it was like gross and balls. So I'm gonna say, if you're getting a bit upset, Tom,

because we've been teasing you, gross and vaginal lids. Gross and old lids from jam tins. I used to say, my mother used to go down to the shop, she'd buy five jam. She'd say, Broden, what do you want to eat? She does sound like that, my mum. Broden, I'm Broden Killy.

Stop it at once. I won, I'll never stop. You will stop right now. Never will, you bloody, what a bloody hell's going on here. All right, it's not a bit of a psychology. Don't stop. Oh, but it's stop. Ah!

I feel like you came into the room with a great question, philosophical question about God the creator Jesus and you've asked us are beliefs in in such a Omnipient being yeah, that's not a good bird. I'm nipient. What is it? Did I say it wrong? I'm nipotent nipotent fuck or omniscient so it's like Omnipient is omniscient on nipotent I'm a little omniscient. He came and he asked a question about an omnicodant character.

Yes. And I was just wondering, how do you, how do you practice your faith? That's a great question, Mark. And if I could just answer that question with another question. I knew that was coming, Which is, how do you? Practice my faith. Yeah.

I practice it by being kind to my fellow man. I don't cheat on my girl. I trim my pubes like every couple of ways. You really have to regulate. You do. You got to regulate that shit. Because if it gets out of control, then you get out of control.

Ben, we've got a caller who's in for you who's got a couple of questions about God Jesus Christ, the Mother Mary and the Holy Spirit. We'll just come through now. Hello, you're on the air with Ben the preacher. Ah, hello there. Wait, what's wrong man? Not God. Oh, it's God. Oh God. It's good. Just realized how civil of an East frock man. I'd say it's 98% of the character from the Fog Man is more likely. So they just frog man. What was I? I'm sorry. I'm out. Hello. I just need a little bit more backstory on this bit that you guys are doing. All right. Well, Ben, you know, your preacher, you're a man of God, you're a man of the law, you're a man of the world And you've come in this is your radio show. Okay, and what's happened is there's just been it's a call-in show But it's actually Frogman. No, no, no, no, it's actually God

Does that have to know if it's Frogman or God because God and Frogman are the same thing? That's true. In a litigious sense Spiritually and in the fact that they both sound the same, because Zach only has a limited sort of case of character to go through. And we all understand that, and the answer to that is the fact that... He knows this, because he asked me on to his podcast to do it, or not me, Zach, to do a character, and I couldn't really do it.

You know, I've heard that podcast, and there's more to come about that later, then has an awesome podcast, I'll talk about that later. I'm sorry, Ben. Yes, we've got another caller coming through. This man is a little confused about his sexuality. Hello, this is one of Zach's characters. Which one? Oh, I'm sorry.

Whichever one you like. Hello, oh. Whichever one you like. Hello. Oh. What? Oh, one of Zack's characters. Oh, that's great Zack's character. So, what is your ring ring ring ring?

Oh, the preacher band we have a third call at you. I'll tell you what's this. Me out. Let's put him through. I was going to do one of Broden's myriad of characters, but unfortunately I'm not strong enough as an actor. To pull it off. To pull off any of them and I just couldn't pick.

I couldn't pick between the grumpy masculine death and the grumpy masculine broden. I just couldn't choose. Broden, you've I just couldn't choose. You've started giving me eye contact. You're actually a man. Broden, what are some top five tips to keep your masculinity safe? Top five please, we'll go bloody number five. Zach, that is an amazing impregnation.

I can't believe you pulled that out of the park. That is incredible. I've been going to a voice therapist, so I'm really able to get to those lower registers. Yeah, that's good. I haven't been able to do for a couple of years. What's your secret? I breathe through a straw. And I'm also a bit of a fuck here.

Well, don't say that. I'm just going to be right fuck well don't say that stop interrupting ah my name is Zach and I'll trample over anything to get what I want including jokes that's how we got to the top of the business world yeah and you should see him on boxing day whoo

he's after those sales he wants a rice cooker he wants a rice cooker give He wants a rice cooker. Give it to me. Just smack up a bitch to get it. Just give me that half price of noodle salad. I want that noodle salad. I want it now.

I want a noodle salad. I want to know I don't care who I'm going to step over. Step on getting me a noodle salad. I need a noodles and I need it in my mouth. I need to be a salad. Step on it. Just cool. Step on his own. The step on his own.

The step mom to get one. I got a question. Yes. How did you know I had a noodle salad for lunch today? I had a big feeling coming from my way. I'm not saying that there was a voice. It was just a word and someone said seven. And I was like seven.

Is there a seven around here? I'm not entirely sure. I'm about seven. And S. So both salad, a picture of a salad came out, but I went, there's more to this. So I kept digging. I dug and then the voice said, do what you, someone loves you, okay?

Someone loves you, okay? And then they said, I was like, okay, this is great. So someone out there loves you. I'm kidding, purple, but I'm not entirely sure where. Okay, but someone said to you, on a very important day, they said, just you're a little boy. He said exactly that.

Oh my God. So with a revelation here. I'm the salad whisperer. Is that, oh my God. So was that God that told you those things I wouldn't say that no, it's in sort of an outside On a nippetin to be it's a salad from beyond right? Okay, actually Annie made it for me Lovely any of those listeners who don't know is Zach's catch Zaps she's my life partner

who don't know is Zack's cat. Zack's. She's my life partner. We're in it together. Your boo. Where is my boo, my bow, my bay? Yep. Zack Fox a cat. Zack Fox a cat. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude? Oh, yeah, I don't remember exact. He, BuzzFeedLine, he is on a B line to get that kitty on his dick and make it spin or

ram real quick. Well, one of my name is Ben and I'm here to say, I've got it rapping in a most unusual way. I'd like to rap over here and then a rap over there. And then sometimes I'll rap it a square, rap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, get down and I know what's up. Sane. That's wow. Oh, good.

Wow. This is so funny. I'm a big wrap producer. Oh. And I couldn't help but hearing your wrapping, Ben Russell. All right, that wasn't me. We're more of an ensemble. Bro, and that's enough teasing Zach for the type of characters that he does.

All right, you got to stop doing that. Really? It's going somewhere. Going somewhere. Here's my card. Oh, thank you. Ooh, nice paper. Nice. Give me a call. And let me just say you got to drop those other losers. See you later.

Hey, what was that been? What was going on there? Oh, just there's just a guy need to stuff with me. I'll show you later. Hey, what was that been? What was going on there? There's just a guy and he just offered me, I think he's offered me a solo record album. Well, yeah, but we're a group. We're a record album. We're a solo record album. That's weird because I don't know, we've been together since we were a high school week. Since we were a little children, I just... For clarity, I wasn't there. But was he talking about an album based around

the lemon drink solo? Or was he talking about you doing an album by yourself? I hope it's the latter. I don't know, let me just double check. Hello, how are you, Trevor? Sorry, record man. Just, this is gonna sound silly. But was that a solo record album as in just me?

Or was that a solo record album? Is it just me? Or was that a solo record album? Is it a record album that is based around the lemon drink solo? I'm so sorry, I should have said a solo solo record album. Oh, so it's both. Both. So it's both. Yes. By myself and just around solo.

And you just got to drop those other losers. So you're later. OK, thanks, bye. We go. Yeah, listen, he said that it was actually both. Well, that doesn't make any sense. So it was a Solo, I've got a little sniff. I got a sneeze coming, but I don't know what it's coming.

But we'll, if we keep listening, we don't know what'll happen. Yeah, it's shooting. You never know it's going to happen in this podcast. So did he, are you 100% sure he said record album? He said solo record album. Right. When you say solo solo record. So is that mean it's about two cans of solo? Did you confirm? And did you confirm that he said record album and not record a league, which is like a type of cider? Record a league cider. Yeah. Did he say solos, solos, record a leg? Is he trying to bridge the gap,

but record a leg and the Coca-Cola company because we create sort of a new product? Like a lemon cider. Like a lemon cider record a leg. I just want to say as well, because you're the main singer and obviously that guy just saw you, but you know that we're very important in this group, you know, much in charge of it.

We're a heart and soul of the group. What do you do? Well, Broden does all the social media of Facebook stuff. Yeah, and you could like with that if I did drop me. He's got all the passwords. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I sort of do a lot of the day-to-day kind of groundwork like I'm in the scene.

You're in the scene. Yeah, I know I'm talking to the people. To the people. I'm getting babies, I'm stealing them and I'm selling them on the Still my babies Salam babies like market. How do you think this company runs me runs off the blood of stolen babies? Well, you don't bleed them you just so bleed them out of a salon, but not to good families. I'm make sure that they're me Families it can't normally that's why they're on the back black market. Yeah, that's right

It's a black market. They were That's why they're on the black market. Yeah, that's right. It's a black market baby. But they were good and they would be on the normal market. Alright, some of them might end up in good harm, some of them might end up in sandwiches. I don't know, man. You don't know. Okay, so one second, I'll go and check. Alright. Oh, hello.

Oh, excuse me. Hello. I was wondering. Yes. Did you mean solo, solo record, League album? Oh, hey, man, I just say sorry. Sorry. Hey, Harry. Maybe. Yeah. Man, I just say that you are real tasty. Oh, thank you so much. You're super tasty. Look at your beautiful legs. Oh, I didn't know that was showing.

Yeah, your big legs. Oh, I'm a big leg student. I want big legs with legs. Oh, look at that. Big ham legs. Oh, little flesh with me. I'm not. Now it looks like someone forget about double glazed things.

I am here by the way. I've just come along for the ride. No, I appreciate that. I know. Well, you are the man on the ground. That things. I am here by the way. I've just come along for the ride. No, I appreciate that. I know you. Well, you are the man on the ground. That's why I'm here. I'm the man on the ground. I'm gonna be everywhere.

I'm here checking out the babies. And that's why I've got the social media boy. Yeah, hello. Hey, do you have any babies in the house? I have many babies. I'm just gonna have plenty of babies. Okay, I'm just gonna go take a peek. Sure.

All right. A little peek. I'll go get my husband. I'll be my husband. Yeah, just let this man into your house. Yes, it's fine. All right. A little peak. I'll go get my husband. Thank you. Yeah, just let this man into your house. Yes, it's fine. Just upstairs. It's up at the stairs. Great. Okay, great. Uh, hello. Hey, how are you, mate? Hey, may I just say that your wife has big legs. You're talking about the ham legs? Yeah, that's the first thing I've ever learned. Hey, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to interrupt. I was just wondering on an unrelated note., does anyone have a big hashing bag I can borrow?

Preferably one that's good for transporting babies. Yeah, sure, here you go. Thank you so much. Why do you have a hashing bag? Oh, just, what, why do you ask? No, no reason, it just seems. Hey, I'm so sorry. The hashing bag, you gave me is full of wet turnups.

Can I get one? Can I get an empty one? You know what they say? The wetter, the better when it comes to turnups. You go, you boys like turnups? Yeah. Only on the weekend. And they have to be soaking wet.

Oh, you've got a lot of turn-ups. I can have as many as you want. Hi, Bruton. Do you know what? Do you have a toilet I need to do poo? No water. Just through there. Thank you. Thank you, no worries. You can have this bag at time. Thank you. But you've got to get rid of the other guys. Oh, okay. So anyway, before we go any further, I was wondering if that you were talking about two solo records, and if you meant by record albums, you meant record leg albums. So I'm so sorry.

You were bridging the gap between SIDER and SOLO to make some kind of lemony, SIDER-Y, sugary drink. I should have clarified, I should have said SOLO, SOLO, and recordally-record album. I'm so sorry about that. Okay, great, no, that's fantastic. I'm gonna get rid of the other. Okay, that's bad.

I'm just sorry guys, I was thinking that you offered to turn from the toilet and I had a poo. How big are we talking? Oh, reasonable, and fibery. And you're a fibery. Thank you so much You're welcome. He's been eating a lot of stone fruit. Oh stone fruit. What? Oh, I'm a kewie food. What

That was my pressure. We needed you in the last podcast Fuck where was I probably doing something you're in your office. No, yeah, I was in the office to open away You're probably riding the next best hit of the year. The Edinburgh Fringe. I'm not going to the Edinburgh Fringe. How is your, when you do the Edinburgh Fringe, did you like it? Do you, how is the Edinburgh Fringe?

Edinburgh Fringe was good. What, what do you, what do you keep in your Edinburgh Fringe? In my Edinburgh Fringe, I keep a little Scottish boy And is that is that can he breathe in there or no? No? No? No? No? No? He's been dead for quite some time He's oh yeah, he's cool. I imagine oh super cool He was the was he was he was he a attractive in his time He was middling so that's probably what they did in the first place.

If he was a little bit better looking then, he'd probably love Malcolm in the middle. All the middle. There's those, those movies are very relatable. The movies Malcolm in the middle movies. Yes. Yeah. The Malcolm in the middle films every, every wake of a new little film. I love those films.

That you know, you know what a TV show is? What Italy? every wake and was a new little film. I love those films. That's that. You know what a TV show is? What? Italy. Yeah. Shinn was list. Movie. Yes. A list. Listed in a movie.

A listed in a movie is good. Which came first, the list or the movie? Minority reward. The list, definitely. Definitely. The list is in the movie. Oh. OK.

I don't know if that's true. I think they may have came over the list after the movie was released. Yeah, it was like one of those things where they released the Force Awakens and they give this like novel fucking companion thing. Yeah, yeah. Am I right? Nerds? Hey, we're all nerds nowadays.

Hey, yeah! Nerds are cool! Look at my abs. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I know. I've got references. I don't know. I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd, I know, I've got references. I don't know, I'm just a, I'm a geek.

I'm a big geek. I'm a jock. Oh, you're a big jockey boy. I'm a jock, I don't get that nerd stuff. Yeah, it's weird, weird. I'm a jockey, I love equestrian events and horses and looking at a file app. I don't know, I can't ask me anything about file app.

I could tell you anything about far. I was hoisted. What is it true that far lap had two hearts? He had two hearts, one in his stomach, and the other one he had in his face. He had a face heart, and very few for horses. Have that far lap had three hearts. Three hearts?

Yes. Wow. Is it new? Is it true that his veins are now made of ropes? Farlap had three hearts. Three hearts? Yes. Wow, that's new. Is it true that his veins are now made of ropes? Or they made ropes out of his veins? Yeah, so what happened was Farlap entered into the Kentucky Derby. He rode a strong race. He killed a bunch of horses.

And then they turned his ropes into veins. Did he kill them by strangulation? He just yelled at them and he sort of just sort of neged them. He neged them. He was like, you got sick hooves. Yeah. They're a bit of a mess though.

Yeah, they're a bit of a mess. He neged all the horses until... You got nice hair, it's a bit dirty. And then he and then he That's why I'm just standing there. You're a is that a nice face fuck you Yeah, you got you're fucking dumb You just put sicko. Yeah, he's like is like a what kind of hey? What kind of hair should I eat today and then they're like oh?

I really like this thing is like plong and to get I want, because what you think doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, he was a mad nega. Yeah. The pilap was, he was a pretty morally corrupt. That's person. Being a player. He was being a player, though. You know, he'd be a player.

You guys been a player? Yeah. I'm a massive player in the game of love. Yeah. Yo. I play warm bowls. Oh. And I tell you what, you've got to get near that jack.

And if you get as many bowls near the tell you what you got to get near that jack and if you get as many bowls near the jack then you win and you get that raspberry cordial and an egg sandwich lunch and I've been playing lawn bowls for three years now. What do you get if you don't get the jack? You get bloody sail lemons. I feel like you get jackal. So guys if you win you get all the jacks and if you lose, you get jackal. Jackal. This is a great band about unfortunately.

Because it's like, I'm fortunate I've got to say, because if you're getting the, because the jackal is like a phrase for getting nothing. Listen, I kind of know that you don't want me to tell you this part. Unfortunately, it was two solos, a solo about two solos. No. No. No. Record album. was two solos, a solo about two solos, and a recorder leg. No. What? Record album and unfortunately you guys have got to go.

What the fuck am I gonna do with all this Hessian sack of 20 babies? I still don't know, baby. These are premium gold babies. So, you want him to sell them? Why don't you just sell them yourself, you jerk? Yeah. We got you here.

I never wanted the baby racket. I'm not talking about the baby baby racket. I'm not talking about the baby tennis racket. I'm talking about the bag of babies. Some dead, some not dead. Look, yes, we made a couple of tenor brackets tennis rackets out of the bones of dead babies. Tenor rackets. Tenor rackets. Tenor rackets. Tenor rackets. Tenor rackets. Tenor rackets. Tenig rabbits. Tenig rabbits. Hello, who's at the door? Tenig rabbits. Tenig rabbits. There's a man at the door just sitting there very politely. Hello. Hello. Hi, what's your name?

Listen, my name is Jeffrey. What's your last name? Dorma You're the very glad I asked that question. Where do I know that name? But if we didn't know that then we would have just let a psychopath and serial killer into our house That name sounds familiar. Well, how do I know your name? I'm just real killer into our house. That name sounds familiar. How do I know your name? I'm just a regular guy. He's a bad man, he's a kid. Jeffrey Donner.

Jeffrey Donner. Yeah, just a regular guy. I was just passing through. I was wondering if I could come in. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. Oh, why? Why? I'm a Mormon, so we love everyone.

Is that true, about the Mormons? I'm a Mormon, which is... I'm more than one man at any one time. Yeah Hello, hello, we're a Babishok what here. I was so is like you got more manhood anyway. Yeah, I do well You would think that Mr. Mask. I've got a long Yeah Jeffrey. Yeah, would you like hot chocolate? I'd love one. Thank you so much Just on a on a completely unrelated topic. I just got an email back from my casual job.

I officially no longer work there. Oh really? Congratulations! Congratulations! That's so great with that friend Jeffrey Dahmer. Because I kinda do this gig for a long time. Ben, as you would know, comment is a hard slog. Oh, sweet Jesus, please kill me now. I don't want to kill it.

I don't want to kill you. I don't want to kill it. I love you so much. You're a good friend and a companion to a wonderful woman. Yes. You two made a web series together. Why don't you tell us about that? It wasn't a web series, actually.

It was called podcast. It was a serial podcast. I don't know why I said web series. This was called the book. I'm shaking a bit because I actually officially don't have a job any more. You don't have a job this is exciting! That was just at the point that the Patreon people started dropping off. You've made a horrible choice!

So you and your incredibly talented partner Maggie made a amazing podcast that stars the wonderful Zachary Ruffie. He's wonderful. Sorry, I'm Jeffrey Dolma. Oh, okay. Jeffrey, why don't you tell us a little bit about it? Well, it's called the Tokyo Hotel. Oh.

And starring yours truly, Zachary Ruffie Wayne. And another guest that we've had on the podcast before very funny man his name is Xavier Michael Eadies. Xavier Michael Eadies. Daniel Walker has a bit in there. Daniel Walker. She's in it as well Yeah, she's been on our potty Broding and I weren't asked to do a hard on it which was interesting and upsetting Match from neighbors. Match from neighbors is on it. Yeah from neighbors. Matt from neighbors is on it. Yeah.

Um, where can we listen to a bit? You can listen to, uh, onto it. Listen onto it. I'll tune. Because I really love that. I've done a lot of research. It was, uh, completely self-funded. Wasn't it you and Maggie paid for it all yourself and it's, uh, independent.

No, no. They got commissioned by ABC. Oh, sorry. I don't know why I read that down. Yeah. I wrote that. Oh, sorry. And, uh, well, you, that's, I mean, you did just get fired. I, right. Sorry. I don't know why I read that down. Yeah. I wrote that. Oh, sorry. And well, you that's, I mean, you did just get fired. I did just get fired. Did you get fired? That's it. Just let go. Thank you very much. Did you force them to shoot the gun? Was it like death by suicide? Yeah, it was it was kind of like they went to me. I haven't

handed in my availability for three months. Okay. Yeah. And they went, um, hey, they wrote me an email and I was waiting for this email, seeing how long I could push it. And they went, hey, they wrote me an email and I was waiting for this email, seeing how long I could push it. And they went, hey, we haven't heard from you. We'd love to hear from you. Why haven't you been in contact for three months? And I was like, look, I don't know if I've got the time to come in for work. Maybe I should resign. What are you reckon? And then I just got the email then going, yeah, you're done. You're a result. Did they just say, yeah, you're done. You're you're just they just say you're done. The email says hey dog, you're out. Fuck you and yeah, and it says the Tokyo Hotel right there. Yeah, no, not Nicola.

It was another man Jordan, but he did write however, he did write however on an unrelated note, the Tokyo Hotel is an amazing web series. It's not a web series. So I do my research around a web series. It's not a web series. It's not a web series. It's not a web series. Surely the McDonald's were so unofficial with their emails.

I know. Ah! Oh, bro, that's Strux again. What? Oh! That's six. And what's wrong with working at McDonald's? It's for lessers.

It's for lessers. If you work at McDonald's, you live your life on your knees. Do you know the star? Do you know the star? Do you know the, do they probably earn more than you do? No, most definitely they earn more than they do. The star's at McDonald's in Wyndham Vale at the McAfee. My dad goes to the Wyndham Vale McDonald's McAfee

every morning, he gets a, a cheese and tomato toastie and he gets a coffee. He's got so many free fucking coffee. Dad, I just want to put him in a paper bag and take him to the shop. Isn't so many free fucking coffees. Dad, I just want to put him in a paper bag and take him to the shop. Isn't he the best? Tak him.

Say, what do you give me for this old man? He's a... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shops check a little box of chocolate. So I want to say if you're a staff member at the Wyndham Vale McDonalds, at the Manor Lakes McDonalds, I want to say, thank you very much. And give us a call if you're listening right now. Give us a call. Give us a call. Just a big shout out.

Well, we're chatting out. Big shout out to the KFC at Dog Swomp. Just want to say, you're really great. to the KFC at Dog Swamp. Just want to say, you're really great. You're always punctual. And you play a mean ball game. Can we just give another little cheeky shout out to the hungry jacks out in Torellgan? I'll tell you what, that hungry jacks, they do the best damn pated pots you've seen inside a chisel.

And I'm gonna say to be honest, a lot of people thought it was weird going across the road from the Harvey Norman out in that sort of developing area. Oh, but I think you really made a great chile, so I'll be grateful. Has anyone ever gotten onion rings from hungry jacks that have been hot?

No. If you have ever. This is an ongoing conversation. Anyone. If anyone in the world has ever ordered onion rings from hungry jacks and they've, and you've gone to grab one and gone, oh, that's a bit hot.

Can you please give us a call? Because I don't think they exist. That's very true. So, say, I've got to put these freshly cooked onion rings in the freezer for a bit. Cool them down. It's like they do a batch in the morning. Yeah, I've got to put these freshly cooked onion rings in the freezer for a bit, cool them down. It's like they do a batch in the morning. Yeah, and that's it.

And then they stick to it, you get lukewarm onion rings. I want to say a big thank you to the guys, especially Kayd at the Cameron Bay Red Rooster. I think you're so much for your, I think you're so much for your regular chips. I think you do the best chips in Cameron Bay. Well, since we're giving a shout out to my two, give a big shout out to the boys at Chicken Treat in Sweet Beach. Sweet Beach, that chicken treat.

Sweet Beach, chicken treat. Oh, you know what they say about a... Sweet Beach chicken treat? You know what they say. What do they say about the Sweet Beach? That's a sweet treat. Whee! treat. Yum. Yeah, some of them are best days in an 18 year old down the sweet beach with my

girl just having some chicken treat on the beach. Man, it's been a bit dense. I've always used to drive a Mustang wasn't it? Just a Jummer Mustang and I have the guitar on the back and have old Rusty the dog. Rusty and be. Rusty was still with us and he'd be in the back. It's a rest in peace Rusty. Rusty, we love Rusty. I telly was still with us and he'd be in the back And you know it's a rusted piece Rusty Rusty Rusty it's a we love Rusty I'd say what can we do a little old to Rusty? Yeah, all right here we go Oh My name is Zach. I've got a little friend his name is Mac. He's a little doggy Yeah, and his name is Mac. He's a little doggie and his name is Rusty.

Oh, right. What do you call that? Oh, give me a wristy. I did my dog. His name is Mac. I went on over and had a snack at the sweet treat. Was that my chicken? Was that my dog from the 60s Rusty?

Yeah, because it sounded like you were singing a song about your mate Mac and then you quickly changed the lyrics and reappropriated it to be just a ruckus. I'm not as good at rapping as you guys. Yeah, see, dog is a good idea. Your dog's name is Mac, but it's also Rusty. Yeah, it was a good thing. It was a confusing song.

Do you have two dogs? For Rusty and Mac. I just, I don't know, I'm not gonna know what names are gonna come up in the Impro, so I have to change quickly. Ben, where can we watch your new TV show? It's not a TV show, it's very much over radio play. It's a good thing. I've got in my notes here that it's an independently produced TV show.

It's a British by ABC. You can see it on, if you search the Tokyo Hotel on ITunes and your podcast and then check it out It's a story and you were noteworthy. I think at the moment It's genuinely an incredible series. It's super funny. Zack is super funny and it then is an absolutely fucking street Do you know one of my favorite podcasts? What? Hacksaw Ridge Okay, that's I mean, that's a TV show I think you'll find it to hit album I mean, that's a TV show. Right.

I think you'll find it to hit album. It's a really long episode of a TV show that didn't get a second season. Oh, it's very tragic. Imagine Paxel Rich was a pilot. And every episode he goes to a different war and doesn't fight in that. Yeah. And every episode they're like, you can not fight it by season three. You can't not shoot a laser in space. It space because he's got a gun and he's like I'm supposed to be flying a plane

Because he's a pilot pilot. I think there's something in I'm never seen or read just TV I've never seen it, but I don't watch television So you just listen to sick podcasts the Tokyo Hotel starring Bedruss and Zegaz Zevimidli isn't Zumbaru Run. You can listen to that on the ABC radio and iTunes. Ben, thanks so much for coming on board this crazy ride. You never know what you're gonna get and that's what I love about it, you know, you boys, you're just all over the shop and I love, I love how crazy I could never do what you guys do. You've got a Melbourne International Comedy Festival show at 715 in the main room at the town hall. Come along, check it out.

Six. Six o'clock. Six o'clock in the recess room. No, six o'clock in the lunch room at the town hall. And why not? It's a very different. So you've got to call it a club. Six o'clock lunch room.

Six o'clock lunch room. All throughout the comedy festival. Okay, let's list every every every Festival city you're doing Perth Perth fringe world doing my new show there great plus no show good and then The man when comedy festival. That's it. Oh, I'll do a Brisbane comedy festivals. Well, it's been coming You can check men out at Ben Russell dot com. No, that's that's up. No, that's not me. That's a guy that he does historical conspiracy theories. He's doing Christmas photos at Buckley Square next week, is that right?

Yes, that's correct. That is correct. That is one I'd mind not to do Christmas photos. We've really got to talk to a producer about this. And if you want to find out more about BenRussell, you can check him out on Wikipedia. You will come up with the 1970, the 19. All right, this is John on Login' Out. Thanks everyone.

Thank you. Bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week. See ya next week!