Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 271 - Party Quirks Ep 1

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

Hello! This week on the Aunty Donna Podcast we play a quick, simple and straight forward Theatre Game called "Party Quirks". auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey folks, it's Broden. I wanted to very quickly tell you that we have created a second weekly podcast that's going to come out every week in the Antidonic Club called Poodcast. In August while we were in lockdown we decided that we were going to eat 15 puddings in a day and review them one by one. We shot it over eight hours. It was fucking misery. And we very slowly lose our mind. I had so much fun doing it. If you'd like to check it out, they're coming out weekly on the Antidona Club,

Antidonaclub.com, go there. Enjoy this week's episode. These are gonna keep coming out weekly, but that's another thing if you want some more Donna content. Thanks everyone. You listen to the only Donna podcast. The greatest fucking podcast in the world. Bro, I'm like attacking sometimes and yes.

We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast. Hello, good morning. Good afternoon. Good night. Good evening. Wherever you are in the world. Hello and welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. My name is Mark Saniel Bananaanno. I am on the podcast

as are my two very funny cohorts, Broden Galley. Do you know what happens is Tom does this intro? I've when I've listened back to the podcast because I'm a fan by the way, I love you, I love you, your work. Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Mike's spirit. I mean, I love that you so much that Tom intros it very well And then it's usually me who just comes in and says the exact same shit again and Zachary why so much Thank you Well, here's my question, Broden Kelly, because Tom does the intro after we've done our

intros. Yeah, so it's on you. So, it is on you. Did he introduce it really well, or did he give information that knowingly was about to come back seconds later? The information's usually not repeated. It's more so the stuff like, hello and welcome to the podcast. We're going to have lots of fun today.

We say that. Yeah, 14. It's quite, you know, and for some, we don't need to say that. We don't need to say that. We don't need to the podcast. We're gonna have lots of fun today. We say it right. We say 14. It's quite, you know, and for some, we don't need to say not that good, you know. It's a lot of pressure, you know. Some of these are stinkers. That's your opinion. Because that's the idea, isn't it?

The idea of the Tom intro is, it's like you're being dropped into the anti-donut jungle. You're paratrooping down into the anti-donut jungle. Tom is the sort of general leesimo, he's in that chopper and he's saying, hello, welcome to the only Donut podcast. When you get down there, there will be no this, there will be no that. You are straight into music. I mean, I can try and download some now. No, right now, right now. I can't just put on whatever Tom whatever you could Tom put some general music later. Okay great. Hey yeah that's great.

Now I'm the I'm the generalissimo Tom Armstrong of this chopper you paratroopers get down there when you land. It's just nice to feel. There will be no introduction. Yeah, it's nice to feel horny. Yeah. There will be no introduction. Sorry. How come when I say play some jungle music? Yeah.

You can't play that. When I vaguely say horny, he can immediately play the horny song. Because that's the sacred part. Can I test this? Do you mind if I test out what he's doing? Sure. Mark, can you play, I need like intense, like, chopper, like, action music? Can you do that for me? It's close. I'm thinking more like I've only got four buttons on this thing.

Well, he's the other test. Mark, I'm looking for a song about someone who's feeling a very I've only got four buttons on this thing that translate the test mark I'm looking for a song about someone who's feeling a very visceral physical emotion What you're thinking about that it's interesting what do you think about that mark? How come you were ready to how come you were you can be horny at any moment? That's the track you can become horny. That's the trick bro. I'm always horny like the Hulk Is that the Hulk? I thought he was angry. He's not the Hulk's always angry, but the Hulk would fuck

Especially Professor Hulk Professor Hulk would fuck. I don't think I don't think Hulk Hulk fucks But I think Professor Hulk fucks a lot. Like a lot. Like a lot. Oh yeah, yeah, Professor Hulk would fucking, he would, it'd be so many people just up for the challenge. Like a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, do you know what I'm saying? Do you reckon? Do you reckon Hulk you reckon Hulk? Is cut because I reckon I reckon Banner's cut I reckon the Banner's cut like is in Circus eyes no circumcise. Oh, I reckon Bruce banners circumcise But part of me thinks that when he turns into the Hulk his four skin grows back No to protect it like a she like, because that doesn't make sense.

It does make sense. That's not, that's not, hair. Well, that doesn't make sense. But turning into a big green fucking monster, that makes sense, huh? What are you talking about? I'm saying if he can turn into a big green monster in this world because of gamma radiation,

his foreskin can grow back. He can grow back and then disappear. Mark back and yes. Mark, you said before we started recording that you were going to take the helm and introduce the podcast. And I have a track. And I have.

And four minutes in. It's about. And I have. Now he has. Take a drink. We what do you mean? So I just wanted to express how honey now we hear an answer Donna We are on to Donna. Can I just before you introduce at Mark?

I've got one point I want to make because I don't want to leave it unseid and I feel like if it was left unsaid I would be misrepresented and I just wanna be really clear. Now, assuming that the Eric Banner film from 2003 Hulk is canon, which I believe it is, I believe it's the definitive one. It absolutely is. Yeah, it absolutely is. Now, assuming that, Nick Nalti, his father,

was partly responsible for the DNA makeup of Bruce Banner that leads to the eventual Hulk, you know, is the responsibility of the father. Okay. Now assuming that's the case, would not the father that made the choice of whether to circumcise his son also build into the Hulk Gamma radiation, a circumcision value. Like those are the values of the father. That's all I want to say. I believe that the man who circumcised his son would also make a circumcised Hulk. That's all I want to say on the matter. Now we can disagree. I just want to be on the record that my position is that Hulk, if

Bruce Banner is circumcised, then Hulk is circumcised. What I'm saying is, if you nerd, what I'm saying is, is that he becomes the Hulk to protect himself. He can't kill himself. Every time he goes to kill himself, turns into the Hulk Hulk, it's too strong, right? So that's happening to his skin. If that's happening to his body, why would it not also happen to the chip of his penis? Mark, totally respect that, brother. Bro, I respect that. I'm happy to move on to our game, our little game.

Uh huh. You've got your position. I just didn't want to go on the record. I didn't want it to be left on the record without me saying my piece. Said my piece, I'm happy to move on. Right. Now, at Aunty Donna, we, we, I mean, we often,

we need to warm up, right? We've got shit on. Sure. We're athletes. We're athletes. We need to warm up. We've got stuff we've got to do. And we play a game that some of you may be familiar with

if you've ever watched, whose line is it anyway? I grew up watching that show, boys. Did you grew up watching that show? I came from a very religious family. We didn't have TVs. You had Fox-Telkunt. That's not true. You had Fox-Telkunt.

You had Fox-Telkunt. You had Fox-Telkunt, I've ever met. You had Fox-Telkunt. You had Fox-Telkunt, I've ever met you want to have the tail on I've ever met Well, this thing folks, okay if you're not Australian a Fox till Fox tell his cable and in Australia in the 90s and early 2000s You know Fox tell was a you know cable wasn't had by everyone Hmm, but um, I can tell you should we continue this discussion in the jungle? Fifth.

You turn that up a little mark. No, it's just a slow start. Hold on. You know what? Cut this bit, Tom. Sorry, bro. I think keep going. I think keep it now. Keep it. We're going to keep it. I was a fox tell. This is all bullshit. please continue Mark. Um, maybe we should continue this in a jungle Now Mark what are you doing? What? You can't hear that. Okay, man. No, is it like I can't?

And maybe it's going through but I cannot hear it. Well that's on you man. I cannot hear it in my headphones. Oh yeah! That's great. Woo! That's really good. I worked. It's a little late.

It's like 10 minutes too late. It's so hard on getting this up and trying to keep the podcast on track. I'll play for you again. Alright. Thank you. That made me wish I could have knew this in the jungle. Party quarks. What is party at?

Party quarks mark. Party quarks is a game. With a jungle. Where, what? Oh, no, leopard. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Party quirks is a game where two people leave a room. One person is the party host, right? Oh well one person, you know, whatever. One person leaves the room. Okay. And the other people, usually you play this with four people. I deal, you've got three people

who have quirks. One person who is unaware of what theirks are. The three people who know each other's Quirks, they say to each other, they give each other Quirks, like maybe one of them is made out of jelly and maybe one of them is Saddam Hussein and maybe another one of them is a prickly pair that's made out of jelly or something like that, right? And then the party host comes in and has to guess what the other three actors, performers quirks are without those people outwardly saying it, they just have to act it out. Right.

And they also have to kind of maintain the illusion that the party's going on. So they have to kind of keep it all in. So it's like, well, jelly men come through here. You made entirely of jelly, so I imagine you'll want to sit down. That's kind of an element of it, I would say. Now, it's also worth mentioning that we, we for some reason, have been doing this as a warm up before every day of writing that Aunty Donna has been around. So we've been doing this

now for like eight, nine fucking years, a stupid game. And it's gotten to the point now where it's so up its own ass that we make the most fucked characters for everyone to play that it's almost impossible to get. I've been doing this on the Patreon and people have been liking it there. So we thought why not bring it to you the People who aren't willing to give us a fucking dollar You know what the worthy as I like to call them It's only a few letters difference, but it makes all the difference the worthy have deemed this You know fun enough for the worms. They've said, you know what, give the worms their chum.

Because now, you know, we are full. The worthy have said we are full. You may give the worms their chum. Try this enough, Zach, that's enough, that is enough. And we've got, I think people need to know that they are worms. Is that what you're talking about? I think they got it, I think. Are there worms in the are worms. I think they got it.

Are there worms in the jungle, do you think? Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think I was just asking. How I'll sort all that foliage. Grat. Shut up.

Everyone shut the fuck up. Let's start, OK? All right, let's go. Who's going to host the party? I'm hosting the party. I did just want to say, I have no memory of us starting doing party quirks normally. Normally, each person would have sort of one quirk.

And I just wanted to say, you'll see, it's, we've been doing this for 10 years now. We've been playing party quirks for 10 years, and it has gotten to the point where so bored with the game. It's kind of like a sex life in a long-term relationship. And it starts bison things up a little. It starts experimenting, trying new things. A lot of our stuff in this stuff.

I would bring in the bum and like, yeah. We're in solutions and toys and that sort of thing. and that's where we've got into with party quirk so It's it's the most in joky thing we've done We bought it to the patreon the patreon. I hate this is this is worthy for the worms give them some chum Also worth everyone this thing just so you know. I'm drinking a nest cafe Well, that is very good to know. I wasn't sure what you were drinking nescafe 23 or 37 or whatever it is

Yeah, I just thought be it's funny nescafe yum Yum, you know they Holy responsible for removing the oil from orangutans palms And they do it a lot. Those Oreos. Is it pomegranate? Is it pomegranate? Oh, is this a Nestle?

Yeah. Oh, they also have so much child slavery in the supply chain. Nestcafe? Chockeys are yummy chockeys. Give me a crunch by any day. So does most corporations. It's a real bad thing.

Google it. Google it. Google it. I'm going to endorse it. I'm just drinking it. All right. It's not neat. No, it's not Nest Cafe. That's what I'm sorry.

I was trying to just be like, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism as the TikTok children would say as an excuse for all the fucking Zara they're buying. All right. So shall we? I'm happy to head off. That's gonna leave the room. Brody and I are gonna give each other quirks and then Zach will come in

and we'll try to guess our quirks. Zach, just take your headphones out and we'll wave when we're ready. Yeah. Yes, this is party quirks. And we'll get to the game right after this ad if there's one. And that was either an ad to show how well the podcast is doing or if there was no ad obviously we're not doing too great now

Broden Zach is Zach is he hear us no he can't hear us Zach you're a fucking loser no response no response from Zach that's great that says that's a great time that's a great says that's a great time. That's a great time Zach, I'll give you a million dollars if you wave right now. What if I wave will you give it to me? No, no, no Because you can hear oh Zach you have a tiny asshole. I'm surprised you can poop out of it. Yeah, he does. He's so small He's just sitting there. He's not even responding. It doesn't even know So I feel like the we're in a good position there to create the quirks for one another. Okay, I've got one for you, bro.

Fantastic, maybe. That's just something to riff on because obviously we can workshop these together. Can you be comedian David Quirk? That's an Australian comedian. An Australian comedian. Works in the Melbourne scene, not universally known. No, not universally known, but his last name is... Most podcasts listeners might not know who he is unless they're really into the Melbourne comedy scene.

To niche? Have I gone to niche? No, that's fine. That's fine. I was going to say your David Quirk. You're feeling quirky Yeah, and is there is there some sort of There's there's some sort of um

What's a what's a you know, it's kind of like cork, but I think it sounds more like quirk. Is there is there a thing? What quirk is there is that like a mineral? I don't know. Quarts as in quarts? Maybe it's quarts. All right. What the fuck is quarts? Quarts is like a stone. It's like a rock, right? Do you want it to be that? Do you want it to be quarts? Yeah, it's a hard crystalline mineral composed of silica. All right, so I'm David Quirk.

You're feeling Quirk. You're feeling Quirky and you're mining for quartz. It doesn't quite work. I hope there was something else that maybe sounded more like Quirk. Okay, great. I can do that. Alright, sweet. I'll be that character.

Now, you are, yeah. You are the process of oxygen and carbon dioxide becoming water. Is that right? It's hydrogen. Hydrogen. Hydrogen and oxygen. Yeah. Becoming water. Yeah. But you can only do, you can only express this through as you're expressing this, you have to change between German no don't do that to me the German accent a Swedish accent no you're a prick that's me not weed you an accent i can't do that and an English accent i every time every time he asks he's he guesses a thing that you ask. So he's like, oh, you're the process.

You change to another accent, okay? I can't do, I don't know what Norwegian is. I can barely do Sweden. I'll do German. And then every time he guesses, every time he guesses the wrong country, You say yes. Yes, that's correct. Okay?

All right, well, I've got some more things for you. But just to clarify what you are, you are the process of oxygen and hydrogen becoming water, which I don't really fully understand. And you're doing a German, a Swedish, a Norwegian, and an English accent changing over every time that guesses. And when he guesses a country like he goes, oh Indonesian, you go, yes. Well, I can tell you right now, I am sorry, I can't do Norwegian. It's not in me. I know that. I know that. I don't even know what it sounds like you can't.

Here's another layer for you. Right. Your arms are pickaxes. Right. Because you're a minor. And so you've, you've, you're David Quirk, you feel more quirky. You're minor in quads.

Your arms are pickaxes. Right. And you have lost your dick. Great. You've, hey, David Quirks, a great comedian. You should see his show. It's an incredible comedian. Amazing comedian. The only reason I thought of it. Great presence of calmness on stage.

Very, very funny. Very, very funny man. You've lost your dick and you're okay about it. You're kind of ambivalent about it. It doesn't stress out about that. It's gone. It'll probably turn up. It's fine. All right. I'm gonna do an impersonation of Dave Quirk

that Zach will maybe get. Just so everyone knows, it's an outstanding impersonation. Oh, God. All right. I just need a tiny bit of clarity here. I'm hydrogen meeting two parts of oxygen and becoming right? I'm hydrogen, meeting two parts of oxygen and becoming water. I'm that process.

I switch between German, Swedish, a fucking Norwegian, which I don't know what it is in English. And every time he guesses a country that my accent is from, I say yes, even if it's... What if he gets it bright? You could say yes as well. Oh, you know, that's fine. He's never gonna get this.

Yeah, never gonna be... And also, it's worth noting, we're recording this over Zoom. Yeah. It's an extra layer of difficulty. This could go for a while. All right, we should have gotten to this quicker. Yeah. All right, do we wave at Zach? Yeah, I think, or maybe just message him. I'm just gonna... Oh, he's got it. He's got it. Yeah. All right. Do we wave at Zach? Yeah.

I think, or maybe just message him. I'm just going to, oh, he's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He source waving. Zach, are you there? Oh, hello, hello.

All right. It's me, Chris and Murray. Can I play some music at my party? I'm in sure. Dory, the music I want to play, Mark, because I know you're in charge of like the tech, sure. You're like the tech whiz of us? Sure.

The music I wanted to play was, I wanted my party to be a horny jungle theme. Oh. So just alternating between sort of jungle sounds. Yeah, is that doable? That's so doable. Oh, right. Well, here I am at my morning jungle themed party. I've got a table of snacks to the left of the room,

a small bar, and there's staff, like I got a friend, even to work the bar making jungle themed cocktails. This is gonna be the best party there I sure hope that that group of people with like really fucked quirks don't arrive Knock knock knock Ah and knock at the door. Whoever could it be? Hi, is that weird? Is that weird? Then I was at the door like that. Is that weird? You David, knows? Oh

Fuck him good. That's a really impressive. That's a really good David. He does that he's very like I'm feeling a bit weird. I'm feeling a bit. Well. Well, is that weird that I'm feeling this weird? Is that weird? Is that a weird? David Quirk asking if something is weird? It is. I feel weird. This is so niche for our international podcast listeners, but please know, Bronan is doing the most outstanding David Quirk

in the media. This is the best impression Bronan's ever done. It's a huge out-of-the-on. David Quirk. I did that. We did this, we did this. We've done this. Well, you were not listening.

I was wondering why you were fucking banging on for so long. Is that weird? Is that weird that I'm, oh, I'm feeling like a certain way, sort of like a normal. Is that weird? You're asking if things are weird. Not weird, but something else. You know, another word for weird, maybe.

I'm feeling a soon. Another one? Strange. Another one. Another one. Knock, Another one? Another one? Something strange. Knock, knock, knock. Off-kilter. I'm not quite right. I'm not quite right. I'm feeling a s'm way. I'm quirky, you're feeling quirky.

Right. All right. Now it's time to get to work. Clunk, clunk, clunk. Well, I can't wait to find out what your work is, but I think there's another guest here. Oh my goodness, you're gonna have to up the mic there. It's blushing. Yeah, I can't.

Sploshy. I should say to our listeners that I never feel warm after we do this warm up, but in fact, quite the opposite. I would say, I am, I would say, I am splosy. Oh God. I would say I'm a bit German, but I have no idea what you're actually going for. Is it German?

Yes, yes. I would say I would say a one, two, and come together a sprox. Are you the tides meeting in the ocean? Are you the two oceans meeting anything about oceans? I'll stand in open. I'll stand in open, but that's not what I'm looking for.

Is that weird? Is that weird? Not looking for an O-Paw, not looking for a crystal. I guess it's a kind of crystal. Ah, quartz. Yeah. No, I can. Oh good, no, I like these ones. But it's perfect that I can,

I perfect I can use my arms for this. Perfect. Quite, not quite Rebleijic. Oh, I'm not going there. No, I would know we would never, no, no, no, we're not doing that. Perfect Quite not quite Rebleijic No, we would never no no no no we're not doing that no no we would never do no good I just you know I'm checking I'm asking no there's anything wrong with that. I just think you know It's not no just got the perfect utensils here got the perfect utensils for finding the course I'm looking instead of us. Yes. Yes I'm looking instead of arms. Yes, yes.

Yes. Yes. Quirk, quirk. No, not a quirthing, just a completely, we've done the quirks, we've done the quirk. Yeah. Maybe something about work or... Oh no, so fucking close.

Well, maybe I can come in and help you here. Um, so once again, I am, so once again, I go, ah, a little bit of this, one of, one of these, and then two of these, oh, they come together and they go splushy. Wouldn't you say, oh, Chum? Oh, Chappy boy. Yeah, very pretty. You're an old...

Say, oh, British German, would you like some Doritos from the snack table? Well, I would love some Doritos. I'm not necessarily... Doritos, you fucking... Alright, alright. Alright. Alright.

You don't know what I am. It's very difficult for me to eat. Very difficult for me to understand. Alright, alright. Alright. You don't know what I am. It's very difficult for me to eat, very difficult for me to understand. I am less of a being and more of sort of a... Being. No, no, I just said I'm not a being. I'm one of these. I'm one of these.

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I'm the name A. It's good with the H2O. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, Nazis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Brodon said, make sure we drag out the intro because with only two things to guess, we might not eat the half hour. So noted for if we ever do this again, that we don't need to drag out the intro. Brodon. So David Quirk, let me take a look at those arms of yours. Tell me a little bit about what you're doing with them.

Well, they're perfect funny quartz. I'll tell you that much in the rock beds. They pick, and they like, yeah, they pick, they are picks. Yes, I think you got, put it all together. Okay, so your Steven Spielberg in the jungle. No. So your David Quirk, feelin quirky, findin' quads with your picks for arms. I think is that right? There's one other thing. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh yeah. Yeah.

There's one other thing oh There's always one oh yeah, yeah Well, I'm actually David Quirk. That's good to know. Yeah, I might just go to the bathroom. I don't know how but doesn't bother me y'all Yo, we're at All right, no, no, I got to our key. Oh You're sweet No, I got to act here. Oh, you're Swedish. You're... You're...

You're... You're... Swedish. That's not like this. It's not much more... This Swedish. Yeah. It's Swedish.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Swedish. Yeah. Ab. Okay. Put it all together. UB. Okay. Yeah. Put it all together. So, are you the separate elements of water? Is there an action in that element? So, you're the separate elements of water becoming water?

Yeah, and what is that? That's a hydrogen bomb, isn't it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a water bomb. No, that's two hydrogens coming together. No, it's, but what is that? When those things come together and make water, what would you call that? Metamorphoses? No, old chum. No, no, not metamorphoses. It's more of a general sort of thing.

I keep forgetting to do that. It's just that it's a more of a general thing. Oh, chum. C'mon, good sport. C'mon boy. C'mon, you fucking dog. Pretty obvious, yeah. It's a what is it?

Transformation? What? Transformation? No, no, it's just a, it's just a, I'm sorry, let me just pull up. No, you don't need to, you don't need to research. You don't need to Google this. It's not something that I'm going for., I'm going for you to go with.

So I just got to pull back. Come on, you fucking cramp it. You're so close. Just put it all together. So I'll be in a press room. Come on, it's just a... Okay, so you are the elements of hydrogen and oxygen coming together to create water. Yeah, but every time I guess, you've got to do the other element if this is a thing. Every time I

get you've got so close. You change accents between a German person, a British person and a Swedish person. There's one more. I would say this one more. I would say there's one more. Okay, David Quirks back from the bar. Hello, David. How are you? It was different, but it didn't bother me.

Is it something to do with your genitals? Yeah, it's weird, isn't that weird? But it doesn't bother me. Something to do with your... It's just not there anymore. Which is weird. Just me and your penis has gone away. Yeah, but...

You can't urinate? Yeah, it's right, but... What if... What if Aethra has gone away? Yeah, but... And then... But you're not too fast about the fact. Yes, put it all together!

David Quirk, feelin' quirky. Mining quartz with his peaks for hands, his earthus gone away, but he's not too fast about the fact. Your earthrope penis. Yes, your earthrope penis. Yeah, yeah. Your first guessing. Your first guess in the dark.

Yeah. No, I don't care about you. Well, I don't care what you are. No. I'm over it. No. So there's one more thing. Is it another thing or is it a specific thing that I haven't landed on out of the things I've said?

Does that make sense as a question? I mean, I know I'm meant to keep the part. Oh, hey, would you like some sprite? I want to get into a way. Not this fun. You said would you like some Doritos? And then Mark said, no, I'm good for, I don't want burritos.

That was weird. That was really weird. I I don't want burritos. That was weird. That was really weird. I was really just like- Why would I have burritos at a snack table? You fucking idiot. Where are we? I'm not sure. But there's one, there's one extent.

You need to get. Oh, okay, so that there was two accents around that Swedish space. Yeah okay so is it two different accents is this one thing or have you flipped from Swedish to another accent and I haven't picked up on that. You've basically got it there's onehand I'm trying to do right now. Oh my goodness. Have a guess. Have a guess. Someone who lives on the border of Sweden and Germany. Yes. Have a guess. Have a guess. Mmm. Never guess. Mmm.

It's only, is it a, keep talking. Can you give me some more details about your life, your food, your favourite food? I can't. Oh, hey, I'm running down to the shops to replenish the snack table. It has to be snacks, can't be fucking burritos. But, which, like, me to grab anything for you, perhaps a favourite food of yours from one of the countries you're from. I think you like to try onion shallots on his hot dog. Yes.

This is so hot for me. Dried onion shallots. That's the East Asian, isn't it? Yep. Yep. What? Yep. Dried onion shallots.

Dried onion shallots. Dried shallots. No, just try. Yep. Yep. Just try him, guess. Oh, okay. Are you Jamaican? Him, guess. You have guests. You have a guest.

You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest.

You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest.

You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a guest. You have a party. I can't be it is a party quick. Maybe it is. Um, we're doing this as a apartment. This is a part of it. There's a big technical issue. All right, then I'm back. Okay, so it's back. Now Broden has to get in on it. No, that was a real technical issue. That's a real thing. I guess. And once I guess tie it becomes yeah, then Mark pretends as a technical No, Zach no get all the technical issue that is not a party quick Every time I guess you say yes, it's a vague accent and every time I guess you say yes You go half of it right you've got you've got a half of it right Okay,, no. You've got half of it right?

Okay, can I guess a few more? Yes. Is it British? Yes. Is it Jamaican? Yes. Is it Australian? Yes.

Is it South Australian? Satellite different accent for those overseas? Yes. Okay, so I got a comment. I am doing the best I can. So, think this. So what do you got so far? So, right, so I have to actually guess the correct one to which you'll say no.

You'll say yes to everything except the correct one. No. No. No. No. Are you attempting to do a real accent here? Yes. Okay. Just talk to me a little more.

It's like, you can just quickly Google the, the continent's else. I can just chuck that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google.

I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. I'm just chucking that accidentally Google. whole character. You've got every other element you just need this one country. So put it all together first. Okay so firstly your hydrogen oxygen coming together forming water. You every time I guess that you change from German to British to Swedish. German to British to Swedish. To Vann. And now to Vattels.

To Vattels. To Vattels. Surely you know that region. Say a few from that region. It's a Nordic. Is it a Nordic sort of Danish? Yes. Dames, Sweden, Greenland, Iceland.

Yes. Oh my gosh. Denmark. Yes, uh, Dains, Sweden, Greenland, Iceland. Yes, yes, oh my god Denmark, yes Yes, yes, oh my god Sweden, yes, oh I've had such a mental flank think northern Think northern old chum, northern Norwick, you know what I know. Northern. Northern. Yes.

Northern, Northern. Yes. So like Greenland, Iceland, and not like, I'm looking at a map. Oh. Nordic countries. Nordic. Nordic. Nordic. Nordic Nordic Nordic Nordic Nordic Nordic Nordic here. Nordic ways to go. Gonna wise a wise. Oh, are you fucking cat?

He's looking at a man. Finland. No, Finland. Yes. Yes. Yes. Sweden, Norway, Denmark. Ah! Oh, yes, yes.

Yes. Oh my god. Forkland Island. No, no, yes, yes, yes. You said it. Yes. Denmark. No.

Norway. Yes. So I'm going to get every country I guess you say yes, but it's actually Norwegian. Yes! Yes! Put it all together. No, I'd rather not. No, no, here we go.

So your hydrogen oxygen covered together creating water. Yes. Your accents are... I said Norwegian. Oh, but that's the point. Maybe I didn't. Your accents are... I think I saw.

Nice and thin land. No. Your accents are... But every time I guess you change your accent. Your three, your accents were... German, British, Swedish, and Norwegian. But for the fourth Norwegian accent, no matter what I say, you would say yes to it. Close enough, yes.

Can I hear well the name of the? Well, I don't know if the OJ was. What's that? Pardon? What was, can I ask what, I think there's a delay, but you just tell me, you can close it out once you tell me, what the, what the original was. Can both of you tell me, sorry, and just to be very clear, whoever's guessing is never happy at the end

No, they never have a good time. No, the person guessing never ever has a good time Never really become a warm up and more of a game of torture Yeah, I feel terrible whatever we're about to go and do I'm gonna be very bad at it But Mark Broden, can you tell me what you I think Broden did I get to a tea or was there any Data? Yeah, no you nail like what what was the original what just so I know I mean you nailed it man The only thing you got wrong. So it was hydrogen. It was the process. I was trying to get you to say process earlier The process of process the process of hydrogen and oxygen coming together. That's what was said The process of hydrogen and oxygen coming together. That's what was said.

Okay. Yes. It's not a what was the exact wording? I was saying more. I was saying what is it? What is it? What is that is the process of hydrogen and an oxygen coming together to create water? I had to just rotate between four accents, right? Being German, Norwegian, Swedish, and British, and no matter what country you guessed, I had to say yes. Right. So that applied to all of them, but I got all of the other ones. Yes, because I am very good at certain acts. Oh, yeah.

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