Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 274 - Party Quirks 2

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

Yes! That's right another cool Party Quirks Episode. This time Broden has to guess what funny quirks Mark and Zach have come up with. Space Jam Part 3 next week! auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com a...untydonnaclub.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we bring you another special party quirk episode with lots of quirks for Broden to guest. Next week, the epic space jam trilogy continue. The greatest fucking book I've seen the world Brody, I'm making takin' sometimes and yes We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Hello and welcome to the Antigona podcast We've got Brody in the corner cheering us on I'm joined by my guest
Starting point is 00:00:41 I'm joined by my guest Mark Ben Benner, Kauaii Mark. Mark you well. I'm fine, thank you. We've got a really boisterous crowd today. A Brody and Kelly. We're recording this podcast live in front of Brody. Yeah. And this.
Starting point is 00:01:04 I certainly haven't seen an audience like this before. This is really something. Yeah! Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. They've actually done that, which is good for an audio medium. What are we doing? We're doing an audience. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Sorry, I started with this yelling thing. I don't know where I had had, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:33 We're taking it somewhere. We're gonna come in. We're using this, we're working with this. Yeah! Okay, microphone. Can we get a microphone over to one of the folks in the audience please? I'll take it out there now.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Yeah. Hi, hi, out there now. Yeah. Hi, hi, how are you? Good. And what's your name? Broden, I'm from Melbourne, Australia. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Broden, my name's Zach. This is my name.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I know. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So you're a fan of the podcast, Broden. Oh, yeah, I listen to it weekly Okay, we're gonna need you to shut the fuck up cunt. Sorry, it's okay Sorry, that's okay. We're gonna need you to shut the fuck up or else we will get security to relieve you I'm sorry. Why would you get a live audience if you didn't want them to cheer and stuff? We want claps. We want laughter. We don't want this bullshit
Starting point is 00:02:24 We want claps, we want laughter, we don't want this bullshit. Also, we didn't want a live audience. We're recording this over Zoom and you just started hollering and hootin', so we've come in and we've tried to control that fire. That you started. It's like you're a bit of a firebug. Yeah, I feel like a firebug in the way that I like going out to the bush and lighting fires.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Lighting fires, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Brodyn, can I ask you what I like to do? Shop a bit later and help put it out. Help put it out. That's fucking dark. That's fucking dark man. That's what they do man.
Starting point is 00:02:57 I know, that's fucking dark. Brodyn, a lot of people I know has burned down and the very person that lit that fire helped, helped fight it. That's true. That's a true story of my life. I know, I know, I'm not, I'm just, I'm like, and Broden's bringing, Broden's bringing with his jokes in humor, he's bringing attention, he's bringing light to a dark topic and you are disbelieving, that's shocking. to a dark topic and you are disbelieving, and that's shocking.
Starting point is 00:03:25 I'm not disbelieving it, I'm saying it's, I'm trying to make this a discussion point. You know, through a comment. You know, to open up a discussion point through comedy. Like when you watch the office, you're like, you know, this is silly, but it has a lot to say about workplaces and the ways that we behave in them.
Starting point is 00:03:41 And that is what it's like. I used to work for someone that was like Michael Scott. And it was crazy. Did you really? Yeah, yeah, they'd come in every day and they'd be cracking jokes and everyone would be rolling their eyes out and behind their back.
Starting point is 00:03:56 But we loved him because he had a good heart. But God, he was annoying. He tried and he made this movie once and he showed us the... Either I work there or I've just watched the office. Sometimes I get confused because I have watched the office as well. Yeah, it sounds a lot like you've watched the office mark. Like just for me. Yeah. It sounds a lot like you've watched the office. I get special there. Like we've all watched the office. Yeah right. But
Starting point is 00:04:22 did you ever use the work for someone like Michael Scott? Because I did. Well, not like Michael Scott, but do you remember the guy in the later seasons who was the boss? Um, are the guy from, um, uh, law, the law, she a Boston legal? No, no, no, like the guy from, um,
Starting point is 00:04:41 the guy from hangover. Oh, um, Ed Helms. Oh, it homes. Yeah, I worked for a guy like him was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was that like? Yeah, he was good, he was a nice guy. Yeah, party quirks. Yeah, we're gonna play party quirks. Woo!
Starting point is 00:04:57 Woo! Who likes party quirks? Yeah, me, me! I don't know when you got live audience here tonight. And they are bo boy stress and wild Yeah, I turned one of the audience Yeah, you shut off throwing Let's talk to him
Starting point is 00:05:14 Hi, what's your name? Me? Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, yeah, in a good mood, yeah Yeah, oh my god, this is such a thrill to be a part of the audience Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha whole way through. Ha ha ha ha ha. All right, can you fuck off? I like Rodin. Fuck off.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Fuck off. Fuck off. Oh my god, bye bye. Can I finish my chips? Yeah, yeah, you can finish your chips. I'm not gonna leave that. Rodin's gonna leave the room or the zoom, which is funny. I'm also really happy to go with this audience bit.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Like this is working for me and we can do I mean, it's only been fun. I'm really this audience And I feel like it's it's almost out of steam already Okay It's the first time I've ever performed Ani Donner with two of the members of the 3 of the members. Let's go, Maiden.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Hi, what's your name? Me? Mmm. Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi. What are you doing for a job? I'm a... I'm a Riggas Gaffolder. Hi. Can you do for a job? I'm a Riggas scaffolder
Starting point is 00:06:47 Okay, you are a rigged casinos Okay, and then I built scaffold Okay, okay then Brody you got anything to say to this guy No, this is empty. This is done man. This is done. Hmm. Whoo This is dumb man, this is dumb. Wooo! Oh, we've got a wild audience member, but maybe we should get the mic out, Bill. See how they're doing.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Hi, what's your name? Hi, Broden. That's funny, Broden's one of the performing members of this group, obviously. But what's your name? My name is Zach Ruin.. Zach, where'd you come from today? Okay from Albuquerque, New York. Albu, well, quite an accent you've got there for considering you're from Albuquerque, New York. Small town in New York state. Yeah, yeah, I know. And in Asabel, I asked about your accent. You see, I'm the Tr-State Area? What?
Starting point is 00:07:45 Oh, do I? Yeah, it's a quirky accent from this small town. Come from the Tri-State Area. Did you vote for? Guys, we have a fucking legitimately good idea for this podcast and you're wasting it on this one. I just want to see who he voted for. But, Broda, can I just ask you?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Who brought in this new idea? Yeah. Me. We're rolling with it. We're rolling with it. We're we're being a couple of Fred Dürsts over here And you're and you're just getting in our your yuck and I am and I don't appreciate you've been you've been Never be I've never been accused of yucking ones yams before but this is the thing is that it was your young You're like you're like on Spider-Man in the Facebook movie. You know we started this together and now you're like oh You're like the vinkelvast twins
Starting point is 00:08:35 Where the heroes of the story that guy from American ultra? Do you understand what I'm saying here leave party boxes and you explain party quirks to you you don't have to play it to you know how to play party quirks Braden the audience you fucking nonsense whoa whoa Whoa all right go. I'll see you mate. We'll give you a wave. I'll mute you just wave. Yeah, we'll wave We'll give you a wave Yeah, you're I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, So if you are, just joining us. If you are, just joining us.
Starting point is 00:09:26 We are doing party quirks. We've got such a good reaction. We hope we've recorded this in bulk. We banked a couple of pods. So we hope we got such a good response from the last time we played party quirks. Party quirks is an improv game, much like Party Quirks from the Drew Carey show.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah, the one where they don't know their lines. No, no, the Drew Carey show, with that funny lady in his office. Oh, right, right, right. So, Party Quirks, they didn't know their lines to me either, just by the way, just so you know. Should we explain party quirks at length or just say, go back, if you haven't listened to the last party quirks, episode go back and listen to our explanation. I mean, yes, that's the better way to do this.
Starting point is 00:10:16 But also just very quickly, Zach and I will have some quirks, Broden has to guess what they are, and we're not allowed to say what they are with that act of amount. We've been playing this game for 10 years, we started doing it on the Patreon, they liked it so much, we brought it out to you. Because we've been playing it for 10 years, it stopped being fun and now it's shit. Don't wave to him. Don't wave to him.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I think they're ready for me. No, I just wanted to see how you were. No, we're not. I was just waving to you. I just wanted to see how you were. Are you fucking serious, come on. Yeah, we're not. We're not done.
Starting point is 00:10:46 We're not done. We're not done. We're not done. We're not done. Sorry, we left before we explained the game. Sorry, I was just checking. See if you're doing all right. How you doing, mate?
Starting point is 00:10:53 This is a party. No, I'm just asking. No, no, no, no. All right, I'm stepping off again. All right, all right. Sorry, I'm just wondering. Stop waving until now. I should have used man.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I just wanted to see what he's getting man. I really liked his offer of the audience thing. I was just like, fuck, we got something here. Let's roll with it. See how long it takes us. So that's what we're going to do. Mark, both of us, whatever our characters are, are insisting that we continue to play the game.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And our characters are to us insisting that we continue to play the game. And you say the game. And you mean the... Oh, sorry, the bit we were doing before the audience bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what we're doing is we're like coming out of it saying, look, we've talked about it, we think we can do party quirks next time, and now we just want to do this audience bit, we think there's legs to it.
Starting point is 00:11:45 And it's about us not so much doing it as trying to convince Broden that we'd rather do that. That's one layer for both of our characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, all right. And anytime he guesses is part of it. Anytime he guesses that we are playing party quirks that this isn't, we have to say no, no to say no no no like we have to insist otherwise that's part of
Starting point is 00:12:08 Backer actors. Yes, I love that All right, great Are there layers? Can you be What's the you know Peter Piper? Peter Piper picked the peak of peppers. Is that what it is? Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. Pickled peppers.
Starting point is 00:12:29 So you need to be Peter Piper, but you've moved on from pickled peppers. Now you're in the pickled eggs. Peter Piper, you've picked a pick. We've picked a pack of pickled peppers. Yeah, but now you've picked a pack of pickled eggs. I've picked them. I've picked all the pickled peppers.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You've picked all the pickled eggs. Now you've got to pick any more. Yeah, I got this. Yeah, you've got a peed of piper. I've moved on from pick, I've actually sold my controlling share just on the Facebook. I've sold my controlling share in pickled peppers
Starting point is 00:13:02 and now I'm launching my new... Let's scratch the whole first thing I said. This is so much better. Now I'm launching my new, I'm trying to get venture capital for my new concept, which is Pickled Eggs. I truly believe the lining will strike twice. And also, I'm insisting that we continue with the audience piece. I've got back on board with that. And also you have no butthole. It's just one smooth cheek. That I'm thinking. There's no vomit up my sheet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no? No, no, no, no. No, it comes out your belly button. Okay, correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Okay, sick. Ma. Yeah. You are from... You are from Russia. You're a spy. Yeah. You came here in 1985, but you haven't been, like it's seen the Americans. You came here in 1985 as part of the Cold War to Australia.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah. But you've never been like, they've never gone, we need you now. Right. You stopped sending them info when the Soviet Union fell. Yeah. Nothing, nothing. You don't have an accent. You are living your life.
Starting point is 00:14:31 The life you've always lived. Yeah. So I have no notification. I am Mark Bonanno. Mark Bonanno. Yeah, so not 85. You came here in 1995 with your family, your parents' despise, you were technically a spy as well.
Starting point is 00:14:50 And now you've just been living in deep covert, waiting for the call, not even knowing if the call will ever come, not knowing if you should go back to Russia, because they might not even have records of you anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've perfected the accent, you've developed the life, this is complete, and nothing about this moment is distinct from every other moment of the last 25 years.
Starting point is 00:15:14 This is brutal. This is brutal, I'm broken. This one, this is so unfair. I will be able to get that, I can give you a little prompt if I need. I'm over the audience thing, I think we just launch in with Party Quicks. Oh, look, I disagree. But I can't. So what do we do? Do we just come in and we start talking like we've decided to just keep doing it?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's one layer and then we just start doing the characters. Okay, great. That will figure it out. But first, but we're going to get a break. And when we come back, Bronwyn Kelly is gonna be with us for party works. All right, here we go. This is funny. Are you, are you, are you waving or are you ready? No, we're ready. I did just want to know how you were though Thank you. Oh great. We're back from the outbreak just so you know, so you don't have to cut to an ad or anything
Starting point is 00:16:17 Alright, sorry sorry Hi, hi, who are you, sir? Oh, my name's Mark. Hey, Mark, how are you? Good. He's an audience member. Woo! Woo! Is what part of it?
Starting point is 00:16:39 Woo! Oh, sorry, we've got an audience member in it. We are recording this. Remember the people we're doing? I do. It's this party, party quirks. I just decided not to play party quirks. Woo!
Starting point is 00:16:54 Oh, we've got an audience member. Um, hey, how are you? Yeah, good thing, sexy, so bad. Where are you from? Um, from Melbourne. Brotum on South Korea. Electro Valley. Brotum on South Korea. Good thing, six so far. Where are you from? From Melbourne. Brutum on South Korea. Electric Valley.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Brutum on South Korea. You're a question. Are you fucking serious? What? What? What did you do for that five minutes that I was sitting there quietly? We were tossing up whether to continue playing party quirk,
Starting point is 00:17:17 so I'll keep going with this bit. Yeah. Woo! Ooh, the audience is wild tonight. Let's see, let's go out there. Man, you can ask him a question, bro. I kind of did all bit by myself, man. Woo!
Starting point is 00:17:30 Do you not want to do the fucking series? Yeah, we just, we had a chat. We decided to keep playing this game. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 00:17:44 Woo! Would! Woo! Would you rather do party quirks? Yes! Yes I would! Alright, I reckon this bit's got legs but alright. Can we just do this bit for a bit more? I think we've done it for party quirks. 17 minutes. Yeah but we can do party quirks for the next one. We've found something we're vibing. Let's just keep vibing with this.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Or not. What? I mean, I've done a lot of things in my life, Brodan. I've done a lot of things in my life. I've been a very successful person. And I think when I say, hey, I think this idea has got legs. I think we should just consider keeping on with it. Oh, no, I'm getting a call.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Oh, this is part of it. This is a party quirks. What? No, it's not party quirks. We're not playing party quirks. We're keeping on with the beard. But you should trust me on this, bro. I've been successful.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Woo! Woo! Oh, okay. Who's successful with? I've said, we've got an audience. Remember, we're going to go talk to them. Woo! You know what, I've been successful with. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?
Starting point is 00:18:46 What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?
Starting point is 00:18:54 What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this?
Starting point is 00:19:02 What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Part of it, I'm on to you. Yeah, it's not, we decided rather than play Farty Crooks, we'd keep going with the beat, because it was funny. Woo! Woo! Oh, look at audience, remember, let's go talk to them. Hi, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:19:14 Hi, what's your name? What's your name? My name's Mark. Woo! Where are you from, Mark? I'm from, oh. Fuck, you've been done to me. Where am I from? Where am I from? Fuck, I'm from... Fuck you've done to me. Where am I from?
Starting point is 00:19:28 I'm not even sure. I'm from where I've been. I'm from where I've been in Australia. That's an odd thing to say, Mark. You've always been from where I've been. Yeah, sorry, sorry. This is party quicks. Woo!
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh, we have an audience member. Hey. Hi, who are you? What's not? I'm Zach. I love party quirks. Why aren't you playing final? What do you do?
Starting point is 00:19:54 I hate this shit. What do you do? What do you do for a living? What do I do? Yeah. Well, not much. I've just been traveling since the sale. I've just been traveling. But I just, you know, I realized that it wasn traveling since the sale. I just been traveling. It's a whole bunch of things.
Starting point is 00:20:06 But I just, you know, I realized that it wasn't about the money. I never did it for the money in the first place. So, you know, and I was off the coast of Hawaii. And, you know, I owned an island there. And I just had this idea. I was like, oh oh shit, you know, it worked once, it could work again. So, time meeting with the guys. No, I did talk to him last week though,
Starting point is 00:20:33 but he's not really, he's not really in the venture capital game, so he wasn't really interested. But you know, it's a good relationship to maintain. And he obviously owns part of the old company and it's been very successful for him. So who knows, who knows, I think just maybe once we start selling and have a more concrete value. I'm 95% sure this is party quags.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Can I wait on the bitz man, wait on the bitz. Can I ask unrelated, almost kind of unrelated off topic. What did you think about what happened with um, Russia and the Olympics this year? Um, just how they weren't part of it. I don't know, I just thought it was it's another thing to say Mark. I just why? So over the top of everything is the idea that your audience members as well, your audience members. Every time I say that, you say no, we're decided to do the bit. Despite the fact that you're clearly playing some sort of retired billionaire with a Hawaii in Ireland. Um, and what do you, how are you Mark? I'm good, I'm good, I'm good thank you, you know, I'm just,
Starting point is 00:21:51 you're kind of, you know, just covertly just hanging out. Yeah, sort of, you're not really sure that you're from where to be, whereas I know for sure that you are from where to be. No, I'm from where to be, I'm from where to be. I'm definitely, definitely, definitely from where I be whereas I know for sure that you are from where I'm from where I'm from where I'm from where I'm from where I'm definitely definitely definitely from where we've got an audience member do you not want to pay this burden to know what I do this bit we think it's going to be I just thought it was really good off but yeah but it's like I feel like the structure like party quirks is there if we don't find something we found something straight away I don't think I'm gonna get just ripping on it
Starting point is 00:22:32 I think just like let go on the insistence of the bit bit and Just focusing on the other stuff because we don't have any restrictions on saying yes to the other stuff. Yeah Is this party quacks? No, no. Can't say it's party quacks. Because we wanted to keep going with the bit. Yeah, we want to keep going with the bit. We think that's the best thing.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But you said, am I a billionaire? Yeah. I wouldn't say I'm retired. One phase of my life is, I've moved on from one phase of my life. Bill Gates. And, oh God, no, he is a hero of mine. Brought him Jeff Bezos. Did you arm no no no no before before this.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah. You want my view voice. What sort of exercises do you do for that? Do you do anything to like get your um constant right? Mama mama mama. Yeah. I like to do some tongue twisters. That's just me.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. Just to like get my ployce in sprite. Do your tongue twisters do you like to do, bro? Lenny, will you lay linoleum, lay linoleum, lay linoleum? Oh, that's so good. Yeah, it's like the L. Any old classics you like? The picket defense, the picket defense.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Oh, that's good. Is that what you do for your plosive peas? Yeah. You should probably focus on that. Is there anything else you do for that? This is unrelated, by the way. Yeah. Exam related. Oh, no. What?
Starting point is 00:23:57 Just, is there any other ones that you do to warm up? Woo! Out of your audience member. Sorry. Sorry, we've had no audience member. Is there any other ones that you do to warm up? Woo! Oh, you're an audience member. Sorry, sorry, we've gotten a lot of you to spend. You can have a think about close-up, pay, close-up, pay, pay, pay, uh, tongue twisters, well.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I love you guys. Brodyn seems grumpy. Yeah, he's the grumpy one. He's the grumpy straight man. He thinks, he thinks, Brodyn, the thing about Brodyn is he thinks he's the grumpy one. He's the grumpy straight man. He thinks, he thinks, he thinks, Brodyn, the thing about Brodyn is he thinks he's the rock, but actually he's the pebble. That's the thing about Brodyn's character.
Starting point is 00:24:31 What's another tongue twister that starts with P? I don't know. I don't really do tongue twisters. I'm not in the tongue twister game. I'm not a performer. Do I have to just Google Billionaires? I did do a TED talk once though. Um, but I'm not a performer. Do I have to just Google Billion S? I did do a TED talk once though. But I'm not in the software game. I'm not in the you know a lot of you are masking of. No no no no no I'm not. Mark's look a bit gone. No no no way off way off way off. There's more buffering. There is the This is not a part that is going to like marks giving you the path very clearly
Starting point is 00:25:08 Ellison No, no, I've given you on the wrong path. I've given you Larry Ellison called called the wrong Freezing and you've got your own code it may mean warm This layer is just normal the, you've already gotten the layer where we're saying no to you. This layer is normal. Yes, I am a billionaire. Yes, and I have that in liquid assets now, you know.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I think I've been a billionaire for a long time, but now I'm a billionaire. I'm focusing in on a part that was not really a part of Mark's original thing, but I just like it. Mark did give you something to Google though. What did he tell you to Google? Tongue Twisters? Specifically tongue twisters for all.
Starting point is 00:25:55 He sounds. Sure. Peter Piper. Peter Piper? Yes. Yeah. Peter Piper. Peter Piper. Yeah, I did did yeah, I picked a lot of it
Starting point is 00:26:09 But I didn't know there was anything I could bring to the table You know, I'm in the business. I'm in the business of starting businesses of ideas and innovation and more of buffer what the operations were there No, I know him. I know him. He invested out. You'll Peter Piper the billionaire. Yes, yes I am. You picked a pack of pickled peppers
Starting point is 00:26:32 and you made your fortune off it. I picked a lot of packs of pickled peppers, but not anymore. I'm in operations. I'm not an operations guy. You're Peter Piper, the billionaire. And you built an empire by picking a pick of pickled peppers.
Starting point is 00:26:48 But now you're more in the, you're more in the sort of, that you don't really are in the mechanics of the business anymore. Well, I'm not in it at all anymore. Well, I'm in the liquid peppers business. You've sold the pickled peppers business. Now you sort of just live your life.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Well, Peter, you're successfully sold a very, very successful peppers business, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big Giving you an opportunity to get in at the start. What's interesting about Peter Piper, I had my doubts about them being able to recreate the success for me, but time will tell, and things are already looking pretty, pickily good. Yeah, and a lot of people think it's like a lot of people. Well, the difference with me is people are like I can't say when I met Zach Rwain I found out he didn't like this ingredient. I said what if we pickle it
Starting point is 00:27:53 And he said all right. I'm willing to try that he tried it with eggs Now put it all together, bradam First level is audience members, you're telling me that you decided to keep doing the woo audience member bit. And every time I guess you say no. And then, and then you're you are Peter Piper, you picked a pack of pickled peppers and then you sold that business because it was so successful and you made a quite a fortune. Now you've moved your industry to the industry of picking pickled eggs
Starting point is 00:28:33 And what am I doing here today, brother? Trying to get people to buy into your new business of pickled eggs. That's fantastic. You'll never get mad and well He's already done it too obvious It's been too obvious and he needs to don't it back. I mean, I'm gonna give you some Yeah, that's why he'll never mark. Yeah Yes, I'm joking about this. Absolutely Absolutely, and I always have been You weren't you previously Mark. No, no, I've always been Mark.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Your Mark had witnessed relocation. Have you seen Superman Red Sun? They've not made that into a movie. They have. They've made it into a DC animated film. Yeah, that's not a movie, but I don't know. Well, it's a movie length. It's always going for a walk. I've never been for a fucking movie.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I'm just, no. I like to, I like to do 10,000 steps every day so I do a movie. It's a movie. It's a movie. Well walk is movie lengths. It's a movie though. It is a movie. Have you seen it?
Starting point is 00:29:39 I'm just asking if you've seen it. And do you know what the fuck it is? You've read it. I've read it. It's. I've read it as well. Took me an hour and a half, so I guess it's a movie. It is a movie, bro. They turn it into an animated feature like Phil. This has got nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:29:56 You've just hit a sore spot for my- Oh, I'm just saying. I just hate to hit. I love it. Yeah, you love red sun. So do you not like capitalism, huh? What do you mean? No, no, no, no, I love it. Yeah, you love red sun. So do you not like capitalism? What do you mean? Oh, no, no, no, I love capitalism. Are you communist Mark?
Starting point is 00:30:11 No, definitely not. I love you communist Mark. I love capitalism. Undercover communist spy mark. Little wink there, but you'll have to say no. Mark is a commie. I mean, I'm in the 1950s comm no. No, I'm a commie. I mean, I'm in the 1950s commie. Undercovered spy for the commies.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Ah. And now you're on your phone. One day. Sorry, what? One day you'll be a commie. No, no, no, no, no. I'll never be a commie. I'm not a commie.
Starting point is 00:30:38 My family's not a commie. You're a commie. I'm not a commie. I am a commie. You're a fine mo. I'm a commie. I am Sicilian. I am Sicilian. I am from where it be that is and always has been the truth. And
Starting point is 00:30:52 that's a lot of nano from Auntie Donna. I thought it'd be a fun idea for all three of us to head over to the state library and and pull up our birth records. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a Russian comedy cell. He came over here. He came over Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give its party quirks, then you say no. We're going a little more detail on the Russian communists. Think FX is the Americans. I've not seen that production.
Starting point is 00:31:34 You're not seeing that nor have I, but I've had a friend who was really into it, tell me about it at a trivia night. Legitimately, legitimately, none of this is right. He's denying it. He will deny it you oh you'll only deny it no I'm what I'm saying Mark okay Mark yeah all right all right here's a test for you it's said during the Cold War the American mark yeah no you're drunk about 2k gb spies spies. You KGB. Sure. Mark, you admit it. You're a question, Brodan. I'm going to give you a hint here. Mark, can I ask you a question, man? Yeah. Do you mind if me and Brodan go through all of your telephone records, all of
Starting point is 00:32:17 your mail, but after the fall of the Berlin Wall, are you comfortable with that? I mean, absolutely not. Okay, right. So he was brought over as a KGB spy, but then when the Cold War ended, he kinda just hung around. Yeah, well, I'm saying I wouldn't be comfortable just because in the way that anyone wouldn't be comfortable, but I guess if it was my friends, we wouldn't pull anything up because of the show.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what we're keeping on with this. Nothing. You would pull. Nothing up. What if we did it before the fall of the Berlin Wall? Why wasn't born then? Yeah, that's a fair point. Hey, Broden, you got it. Mark was a undercover Russian operative who after the fall of the Berlin Wall stopped getting communications from Russia, but now doesn't even know if there's any evidence of his existence on on file in Russia. So lives a life of tension in Australia, never quite knowing if he can return home or even if it is home anymore. Say what you said, bro. What you said.
Starting point is 00:33:26 This half hour is just different to any other half hour. It's the mark we've always known, but this is just a dark secret from his past. That was, I want you to know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I and do nothing to it at all. Do it with it to it at all. I couldn't do that to my friend. I couldn't do that to my friend. It was just that he'd never, he'd never not been like, nothing at all. Nothing at all.
Starting point is 00:33:57 So like, why would he start talking about Russia now? All right, put it all together. It's no. put it all together. I don't want to. Wait, did I just hit the end of the day? Not the start of the day, because I don't think Brodod's going to be very good at podcast now. We can do another one at ease now.
Starting point is 00:34:18 You are, I'm not putting it all together, just set it all up. I'll be happy to go out. We can do another one. And maybe this time all leave We got in this podcast. Oh, yeah, we're gonna end this podcast. What do I get out of ten? What you did you worked out that we were playing it that was pretty impressive Yeah, it's a 10 out of 10 now you held off any like tough conversations about the fact that we weren't playing the game till after the podcast Which was good how can you do a good stat? Yeah
Starting point is 00:34:51 We didn't I genuinely thought for a while there that you were just you would you literally just deciding The boys. Yeah, I was like fuck well I know that we made mark I know that we made mark have to do the the prologue for space jam to the other day for 30 minutes, but this is brutal That's a spoiler if this episode has come out after that That was Mark said that to me. He said well, let's teach a bro to the lesson because it's not fun Before sorry But this is like so who's who's left to guess Mark? I don't guess But this is like, so who's left to guess Mark? I don't know. He's left to guess.
Starting point is 00:35:26 This is gonna be fucked by the time Mark plays. Oh yeah, I'm gonna let us know. Let us know if you like this. If you enjoyed this, and maybe we'll do, we're banking them. They know we're banking them. Yeah, we're bank pretending that if they tell us on Twitter they enjoyed it. I'm losing my fucking mind. Mm. Banking him.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Yeah. It's rough. Yeah, yeah, it's rough. Yeah, we're just not smelzing this room By smell in your room. Yeah, there was a layer to Zack's character that you didn't get by the way But that wasn't brought up and I think that Zack forgot about and that's okay. I definitely forgot about it What was it? Um, but you want to try and do it now just chat it Just send it to me the chat and I'll get it real quick Chat We're on zoom if you're wondering we banked all these in lockdown number six because the virus is rampant
Starting point is 00:36:19 Well, not anymore come to our show you probably listening to this while we're touring. It's got really well We haven't it canceled a think. Oh, of course. Broden, what are you waiting for lunch today? Probably a roll. Oh, okay. Not spicy? No. I'll have some of that then. That's great. You hate spicy food. Well, not when I'm wearing a white T-shirt. Yeah, it was a white T-shirt. That could be a problem. You're wearing a brown T-shirt. But whenever you eat spicy food, you spit it all out and it gets all over.
Starting point is 00:36:57 You get sweaty. No, no, this is not the right way to do this. I'll excuse me, thanks for inviting me to your party. Can you please tell me where the toilet is? Yeah, over there. Oh, goodness. Oh, no, you've got a shower right next to the toilet, so I can't lay on my belly on it.
Starting point is 00:37:24 This is a toilet for you. Your assholes on your belly. Your assholes your belly button. Well yes yes and why do I have my diarrhea? What do I have? No the spice of it was just me trying to help and what do I have where my bottom is where my bottom holds. No. Belly button. No. Dick. No. No. Or do I, you know, not have, I suppose, this really. No asshole. Yeah, so what is it?
Starting point is 00:37:53 Just like just skin. Just a layer of skin. Hey, great, great job. Good job, man. That was great. That was great. That was great. That was so good.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I love party quirks. I feel like a regular colon mockery. I love that guy. Alright. Well, I'm making a colon mockery of the game. Am I right? We are. Play a song.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Play a song. Maybe a jungle theme. Or I'm horny. Oh, I think I'm horny's gone. He's taken off from I'm horny. It's a jeopardy song. How aboutny. It's a Japanese song. How about this? I like it.
Starting point is 00:38:30 It's a song! Yeah. You asked for a song. Yeah. I'm fucking asking for a song next time. You're a fucking like it. I'll work real fucking hard to bring you songs and then this is what I fucking get.
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