Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 276 - Naughty Zach
Episode Date: October 12, 2021This week Zach has gone and got influenced by some rude TV and has been very naughty. auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com.../auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Alright, welcome to the Anti-Dunner Podcast
Where we...
God, we just talk such nonsense sometimes, don't we boys?
Zach's not here. I seem to come in a little bit late today
Because I've got some stuff I'd like to talk through with you, Mark
Oh really?
Well, this has really taken me for six. I didn't know this, I didn't know about this,
I had no idea. This wasn't a surprise. Take us with me.
I was talking about surprise. It's not massively taken me by surprise. This is a shock to the system,
a system shock and I'm not talking about the old PC game I'm talking about being bewildered, slightly amused, I'm full of anticipation,
I'm full of worry, I really can't wait to hear what Broden has in store.
Mark, Mark, Mark.
Yeah, you may notice that I've been sighing.
Yeah, I see, I'm seeing you sighing, you're rolling your eyes, not rolling your eyes,
although you can do that absolutely beautifully.
Oh, really?
There it is.
There's that wonderful ability that you have.
Do you want me to try to roll my eyes?
I can't, Dylan, Brian, I can't.
Anyway, you notice I've been sighing.
Perhaps.
Yes. Maybe I'm stressed, I'm upset. Can you tell? Yes, yes, I've been sighing. Perhaps. Yes.
Maybe I'm stressed, I'm upset.
Can you tell?
Yes, yes, I can.
I can tell.
I have some.
And it's different to your usual siphon.
You're sighing today.
Usually your siphon, which is you just get out, you big siphon cut down some wheat.
Which I much prefer the wheat cut in brodon.
The siphon wheat cut in brodon.
But that's not what we have.
We have a siphon brodon. We have a siphon. A siphon wheat, wheat cut and bread and but that's not what we have. We have a sying bread and we have a sying a sying bread not a siphon bread and so go ahead
Broden explain why is it that you're sying not siphon today. Roll your eyes if
you can because we all love to hear it. Well I wanted to talk to you today without Zach here because I am really worried about him.
Oh really?
How come?
Well, it's his attitude.
Yeah, he's been, he's had a bit of a tood lately, but I've just put that down to, you know,
being, being young and discovering your body, you know, like you're just still learning new
things and, you know, so yeah, he he's gonna spend more time in the bathroom now.
I know what he's doing in there.
You know what he's doing in there,
but we don't need to make him feel embarrassed about it.
Yeah, well, I know what he's doing.
He's cleaning his hands, he's washing his soaping.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, that's what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, maybe, maybe just don't, um, don't listen.
Maybe don't listen at the door like I do when he's in there.
Why, why, why, why, what, what do I hear? What I hear? I mean,
soping his, his body in.
Yeah, you'll hear some bodily stuff. Yeah, yeah, you'll hear some stuff to do with the body.
For sure. Yeah, yeah.
You're okay. Well, moving along from that, I'm worried because recently,
I think he started watching some South Park. Oh no. Really? Yeah. Are you familiar with South Park?
I haven't watched it myself. I know that it's one of the rudest tunes out there. And they
do. They do things. I saw one clip and the little fat one had an entire
satellite dish I guess it was come out of his bottom, out of his back end, and I saw that and I went this is
absolutely absurd. That couldn't possibly fit in there. I don't know how it got in there,
but for me, I switched off at that moment. So, yes. So, for anyone listening who hasn't
listened to our program before, South Park is an animated TV show, and it's a shock show.
Yes, yeah, and it's made out of paper and glue and little bits and pieces.
It's not, I wouldn't call it a cartoon, I call it more of sort of a collage.
It's like an art program.
Yeah, okay.
It's a collage program.
But even though it looks like it might be for children, like listen to me, it is not.
There's an episode talking about one of the characters' mums being
sexually promiscuous. There's one about this one boy keeps dying. What? And it's just awful.
And the swearing in the language is actually horrifying. So, we need to talk to Zach about this show,
because I think you'll find that the people
who watch it have become, it affects them.
Well, it happened with the Simpsons,
which is another show that I don't,
I can't engage with because...
If anyone wants to be young,
the Simpsons is an animated show about a family.
Yeah, on the surface.
On the surface.
There's something weird about it.
I can't put my finger on it, but there's something
I don't like about it.
So I don't...
At first, I started watching, I was like,
oh, this is like the Honeymooners.
Wonderful.
I can't, I'm very, oh, it's this is like the honeymoon is wonderful. I can't I'm very you know intrigued by that
and then that naughty little son of theirs the boy
Whatever whatever his name is without he has a slingshot. Yeah, yeah, which is contraband which is a weapon
When he carries a weapon. Yeah, he carries a weapon. So the
He carries a weapon. Yeah, he carries a weapon.
So the younger boy in the Simpsons has a weapon that he uses against other members of
his town.
Also, the father of the family, the patriarch of the family, allows us about.
He knows.
He knows potato chips.
He's an oath and he's awful, awful to his, to his patroeth.
Yeah.
What I can't remember her name is,
but she also has hair that is completely outrageous.
Conventional.
Conventional.
And so I don't know who the villain is then.
The lead is he, he, he louses about
and he just lays on his bottom all day
watching shows and eating potato chips.
And I tell you what, if he worked like that,
some, I've seen some kids say,
oh, I, home is my hero, he's very funny.
If you showed up to work like that every day,
you would be fired within a month of working there.
Before your probation area was over,
I would never hire someone like that.
And how he manages to keep his job and support his family is
Beyond me and that's why I don't engage with that show. Yeah, so listen
These shows obviously in my house. They're just not on
But somehow
Zack's got a VHS of South Park. Oh, he would have got that from Safeway. You can buy them in the, in aisle four, I think it is.
Next to the, next to the Ritz,
then you, those American biscuits,
those Ritz American biscuits, they're quite buttery.
I don't know, they're too much for me.
I've seen a lot of fun to do.
I've got no interest in Ritz biscuits.
No, no, no, not in this foreign crap.
No.
So you're saying that Sack is available on VHS next to biscuits.
In the supermarket, yes, I believe it's at the bottom.
That's the bottom shelf, which is still deplorable,
but it's in the biscuit aisle though, you think.
Well, there's the VH, yes, there's the, it's, well, look, maybe what happened was,
maybe what happened to the door.
What?
Open the door.
Can I just explain why?
Excuse us.
Can I just explain why the safe way, in the safe way,
the VHS and South Park was next to the wrists,
it may not have been the biscuit aisle.
As soon as I saw the South Park, I turned around, I clocked the Ritz biscuits. So chance there was a special on the Ritz biscuits,
and you know how often sometimes they will put a special in an aisle where usually that it's
completely foreign, that that item would be in that aisle. So maybe something like that happened,
but of course I can't be sure.
I would like to move on. I don't think I need to explain this any further.
I would just mindfully thought as if at the best,
a DVD of a show might appear in the news.
Oh.
Excuse us, Zach, why exact?
Yes, why exact, you wait.
You use manners.
Why is that you wait? You use manners.
A best maybe a South Park DVD could be available
in like the news, like the I- with party goods
and magazines.
The notion that a video is available
in the biscuit aisle of Safeway or Coles.
To me, means either someone's, you've
I don't know what that means. It's where I saw it. Again, I didn't walk through the
whole aisle. I know it was aisle four. I can't, I don't have a photograph memory. I can't
I don't think I don't have to. Okay, so that may be maybe you've misremembered.
No, I didn't misremember the Ritz.
And I did not misremember the Ritz.
Did you see, could you,
could you mistake in self-park on video
for maybe tiny teddies or?
I think there's an outside.
Because there's animated little teddy bears.
Yes, I know, I understand.
I see where you're going with this.
Maybe, maybe, but I know what I saw.
Let's get, we need to talk to Zach.
I'll show you what I'm talking about with Zach.
Is the way he hit the languages you're using.
I think he's been wearing different clothes.
Well, I'll tell you right now, it's not on, not for me,
no, not if he's gonna live under this roof.
And but, and but, I'm gonna give him the benefit
of the doubt here.
I'm gonna give him a chance to prove himself,
see where he's at, before I bring down my hammer of judgment. So let's
open up the door and let's hack in. We shouldn't, we should stop locking the door and leaving
him outside to winter. He's quite cold, I think.
Hmm, that's true, but this is what happens when you watch South Park.
That's true. Let's open the door.
Hey, hey guys. That's true. That's open the door.
Hey guys, wait a sec, I just need to open the door for you. Sorry, I was just taking a second.
E. Hello.
Hey guys, how are you?
Good, come in. Good.
Yeah, thanks. No worries.
Would you like a Ritz biscuit?
I'd love one, thank you.
I can put some margarine on there and veg in my it, or you could have them plain.
I'll just have them plain things.
Do you have any dip?
No, absolutely not in this household.
Oh, that's a shame.
I always love it when you have dip.
Not.
Oh.
Oh, alright.
Okay.
Alright.
This is what I'm talking about. I just want to just... Oh. Oh. Oh, right.
Okay.
All right.
This is what I'm talking about.
I just want to just make what is that made with him?
Just let me check with him.
Was that an attempt at humor there?
Zach?
Um, yeah.
Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, whatever.
I don't even care.
Such a lot.
You wouldn't get it.
Lethargic attitude.
Hey, Mark.
Yes.
Eat my shorts.
All right.
Well, I have a couple of questions about that.
First of all, I would have to cook them first and how would I be cooking them?
How would I be cooking them, Zach? That is an absurd notion to eat your shorts.
Mark, don't engage. The fact that you're going into the mechanics of how you would actually go
about eating them is, I think, a bit of a waste of time and it sort of makes him feel like
that kind of language is acceptable and I would say just don't do that.
Well, what I'm doing, Broden, what I'm doing is pointing out the sheer absurdity of eating one's shorts.
And maybe if you just like, realize that maybe if he realized and he thought
about someone else other than himself for a moment, well, if I'm asking someone to eat my shorts,
then how would they do that? And if he had the realization of...
Please. Well, that's actually impossible, well, that's actually impossible.
Well, that's actually impossible.
Yeah.
I know we have to be a team of burden.
Yeah.
I think that that way you're making a really good point
about eating shorts.
Not.
Not?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Don't engage. What does that mean? Not does that mean? Don't engage.
What does that mean?
Don't engage, don't engage,
because you would say to the operator.
Did you say to the operator?
Did you say to the operator?
Well, yeah, he would like to know that's why he asked.
Mark, Mark, Mark.
What is this, what is this,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I'm getting zasted.
Is that the language that you're learning on South Park?
Sure, I would say South Park in Simpsons. Um, sure.
Um, but you're just jealous,
because I'm cool and you're not...
Oh, that's old man.
Hey, hey, hey.
Now, you watch your fucking language, mate.
You've set him off now. Oh, fucking kick your little fucking ungrateful ass. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey fucking language, mate. You've set him off now.
I'll fucking kick your little fucking ungrateful ass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
The sun's coming up, the sun's coming up.
The sun's coming up, mate.
The sun's coming up, you're all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put your head in mind.
There you go.
There you go.
I can't work in a comedy group with this person
if he's going to act and snap at me like that. It's rude. Talk back to me. Talk back. I think we can all acknowledge that
Zach is being a bit of a rude dude and I think maybe Zach are you let's try and get to the core
of this. So you've been watching Simpson and you've been watching the South Park, right?
Yeah I've been watching Simpson's at my friend Michael's house.
Well, you've not gone over there any while.
Tell you that.
And I got South Park, I've got a VHS and the biscuit aisle of the soup market.
I thought, yeah, there you go.
That's interesting. That's where I thought I saw it.
That's interesting.
And I also watched Austin Powers the other day at Tim's it. That's it. And I also watched Austin Powers the other day. Oh, he He that is he's a slut and I don't want you seeing seeing men like that who sleep
around who root around not wearing protection. That's absolutely a hard
I think he's I think he's shagged. I don't even know what that means. I couldn't
I don't stop it. Zach, I want to talk to you about...
Ed break.
Ed's. I want to talk about Ed's. What did you think of that one?
Yeah, I thought it was good. What did I think of the Ed?
I hope he doesn't say that.
Yeah, I was here.
No, Dar, I was going to say that. Yeah, I was here. Yeah. No, duh, I was gonna say not, no duh.
What the hell does no duh mean?
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Oh, that's one they've been using since the 60s, bro.
And it means we would have said no shit, Sherlock,
that kind of thing.
I mean, I would have said that.
You guys, you guys think you're all that
in a bag of chips?
Well, I reckon you all need to take a chill pill.
I'm gonna kick his fucking ass, Mark.
I'm gonna fucking kick that ass. Well,- Are you drinking a Pepsi Max, Zach?
Yeah, I'm having a Pepsi Max.
We said no, no soft drinks after two o'clock, you'll be up all night.
We've said that so many times.
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, God, he's out of tune.
Whatever.
It's absolutely like that.
What's this, a CD?
A CD? A CD?
Discman?
Yeah, I've got a CD wallet
and I've got some of my favorite tunes on there.
I got some 31, I've got rap music.
Let's play Trump.
Just see what it is on this.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's really cool.
What is, that doesn't even sound like a guitar tone.
What is there distortion on that?
Oh my goodness gracious.
Turn that off at once once my ears are bleeding.
I can't even hear the music.
There's no, where's the instrumentation?
Turn it off.
Where's Pavarotti's beautiful voice?
Well, why would anyone listen to this?
Zach, I want to ask you.
FYI, me and some of my friends think it's pretty fly.
I think you're going to take you to a Leo Sayer constant,
show what real music is.
Yeah, maybe get you around to an Eagles concert.
You can actually hear some talented musicians
before auto-tuna and all of that.
Yeah.
You've changed that and we're gonna have a little meeting.
Mark.
Yeah.
I think we, I know someone who might be able to help him.
Who?
He's a man who reforms children,
who have lost their way from Christ.
Uh huh.
And I would like to take him to that man.
All right, all right.
What should we do that now?
And are you gonna play that?
I'm gonna take him there now. Are you gonna play that character? All right, no Are you going to play that character? I'm going to take him there now.
Are you going to play that character?
No, you're going to play that character.
No, I don't want to play that character.
I'm taking him there.
Well, let me take him and you play the character.
I'm taking him.
What kind of a take him and you play the character?
I don't want to.
Zach, come on.
Zach, Zach, Zach, get a weight here.
Excuse me. You say hello, Broden.
Thank you.
Talk to the hand.
Oh, what would I want to talk to your hand?
Zach, you're right there.
You're right there.
Mark, to hand.
Mark, hold down the house.
Zach, I'm taking...
Zach, I'm taking... Zach, I'm going to tell you what I want to talk to the hand. I'll tell you what you want to talk to the hand.
Why?
The ears ain't listening.
Also, what you have some sort of switch, what you're a robot now,
when you can just turn your ears off really nearly like a blender
and I have to speak to your hand. How was the hell will the hand get back to me?
Zach, what's going on at school?
Mark, I'm taking you to the Christian guy, alright?
Alright.
Zach, are you going to play the game?
I'm going to play the game.
You're going to play Christian reform guy.
Can you play him?
I think you do a great job. I think you do a great job.
I think you do a great job.
Are you OK?
All right, Mark.
Wait here.
If I need to bail out, can we ever save word and then we'll switch?
All right, fine.
What do you want it to be?
Like, I'll go.
I'll go.
Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble.
And like, I'll just keep them, wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble, noises, if I'm panicking
and it's not going good and then we'll just switch.
Yeah, all right, great.
Thank you.
All right, Zach, get in the car.
We're going to see someone who's going to fix the way you're talking to everyone.
And I hope they can get to the bottom of what's really happening because it's not like you to act out like this and it's not like
Anyone to act out like this and the bee it's just it's unbecoming of you
You guys are bugging I'm gonna bounce
Gonna bounce the Christian guy is gonna help Get in the car. You're going to bounce to the Christian guy who's going to help you.
Get in the car.
All right.
Okay.
Mark makes some driving just some engine noises for me.
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No, no, you got it.
I mean, some 41, the I've realized that kind of thing.
Oh, the first song is a preloaded and it turns it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Haha.
You just don't get it.
Loozer.
That's fucking disrespect for me.
Now, here we are.
This is the youth center
We're gonna meet a very special person is gonna set you straight
All right
Hello
I
Hey home skillet. I was just being hello. Hi
Hey home skillet. I was just being a fly and then Broden here started going postal
He said it. He said you lose him in
He said a door. Okay. Okay. So what was your name? My name is
Christian
Christian mouth Christian mouth. That's quite a. Mouth. Christian mouth.
Christian mouth.
Christian mouth.
That's quite a convenient name, Christian.
Listen, yes.
You've probably seen a fair bit of this, but our friend's,
it's white.
Our friend's sack.
No, it doesn't need to yell at him.
No need to yell at the child.
I'm sorry, I'm just sometimes when kids,
the kids hacked out or was that hacked out like this.
Yeah. I lose my way from Christ.
Oh snap, you're about to open up a can of all parts and Christian mouth, he has shut you down.
I feel the urge, fury in my fists and I want to wail on him, I want to wail on him, but I'm losing the strength. So I need you. He's been watching these SBS programs like South Park and the Simpsons.
South Park and the Simpsons.
Yeah, that's what are you feeling that your lot of kids coming through with that these days?
Lots of kids, lots of kids are watching these cartoons, these these programs that are focused
on rather than being focused on character and family values, they're focused on
poos and farts and if that's what these shows are. Yeah, willies and they're focused on I saw one,
I saw one I only called the end of it, I switched off immediately where I, I said,
the satellite dish came out of a fat child's rear bottle. Yeah. And I thought, that's just absurd.
One that wouldn't be.
You said you caught the end of it,
but then you watched the end of an episode.
You only switched it off straight away,
but you caught the end of it.
Yeah, I was flicking through the channels,
and then I saw South Park,
I saw, oh, a chance this is a program,
maybe about Colorado,
and maybe parks that are a little colder. I don't know. And
what I saw was an animated cartoon of a fat child. And just in America is a park that's
more south would be Walmart just for the record. Fuck did you say it to me?
Fuck did you say it to me?
Fuck a little piece of shit.
The fuck did you stop it?
Fuck did you say it to me?
Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian.
Not, uh, say it again, come.
Say it again.
Yeah.
Fuck and say it again.
All right, I'll say it again.
I've been watching South Park.
I've been watching, and I've been watching Simpsons.
And not only that,
the other day I went to the milk bar and I bought a copy of FHM magazine.
Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble, Wubble. No, you're doing great.
My boy, you need to find your way to being a good son and a good friend and a God-fearing
man.
Listen to that.
Listen to that.
But I'm going to have a little fun first.
How?
Listen to Christian mouth.
I know they just swore at you earlier, which was very strange.
Why did you do that?
I don't see that as canon.
I think you lost the character well before that. I don't see that as canon. I think you lost the character
well before that. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what characters you're
talking about. Where? To say it. Oh right. He was cycling us out. Ring ring ring ring.
Oh look, your phone's ringing. All right, well then I'll guess I'll pick it up. Not yours.
Excuse me Mark and Zachary, my phone is ringing. I'll be back to show you the way
to be a good Christian-fearing man. Hello. Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. Jars, first name, Hugh.
I'm not here. No, I think they're at your Christian center, maybe just call out.
No, I'm the only one here. Thank you.
Who's on the phone?
No, it's who was on the phone?
It was a man looking for a certain for someone.
Oh, anyway, looking for who were they looking for first name,
their last name.
I can't remember.
Ring ring ring ring ring.
I don't know whose phone is ringing now. Hello, hello. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, You've called Broden County. Not. Not. Okay, well I'm hanging up immediately.
Well Zach, you would have loved the person that was just on the phone.
They have a similar attitude to you.
Maybe you should be friends.
Was that you, that cool?
Listen, I may have a way Bro, of getting the illness out of him.
Really?
It's...
I'm glad the character now.
Can we go back?
No, I've just set up this whole thing, man.
Yeah, but I want to play it again.
Not that I think I did it any better or anything, I just...
All right, fine.
I don't have to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do? Well, I'm just googling a Latin, like a Latin prayer to say at him. Yeah. Well, I saw his Catholic. Well, I took this guy
to be pen to cost over. That's fine. That's good. Well, I don't know. Will you then
shut up you? Sorry, sorry my child
I'm just looking at the parental cost of prayer. I have a way to take to get the demons out of you
Zack my poor boy
I'm Penta Cossack. It's got real lame real quick. Hey, hey, I don't say that
We don't say the L word around here. Well, it is.
Unless you're saying Limer Beans.
You guys are dogs.
We don't say the D word around here.
And let's just saying, Gary milk chocolate, which we have something to fridge.
Yes.
I'm feeling the urge from deep within me from a dark place that I want to I want to wail on him and kill him
Because of his language. I can't I don't have that power in me to fight you need to do this in temptation now
You need to find I'm not doing anything in a can
What what did you say to me in
Centation
Not I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.
And if that's about getting into some sort of aluminium can, I'm not doing that.
In can, yes?
Can I just say what we go on about this in can?
No, no, this is tomorrow.
All right.
I just want to say really quickly, I'm really glad you took the roll back.
I think you're doing a really strong drawing. Thanks mate. All right. I just want to say really quickly, I'm really glad you took the role back. I think you're doing a really strong job.
Thanks mate, thank you.
Not.
Well, now I understand why you want to rip
the little guns throat out.
That sort of behavior is unlike anything we've encountered here.
We've had the South Park.
We've had the boys watch the South Park.
We've had the girls watch the South Park. We've had the girls watch the South Park.
We've had all types, the non-binary watch the South Park
and the Simpsons and they've been rude,
but nothing like this.
No, you're very progressive for a 1997 Christian.
Yeah, fuck yeah, yeah.
You think you'll have to.
Yeah, fuck yeah, yeah.
All right, let's do this cantation. Let's do this t You can't do it. It's the fuck I am. All right, let's do the fucking chant. Let's do this can, Tation.
Let's do this Tation out of the can.
Is that okay?
Let me just go, no, okay.
Let's tell it to you.
Let's tell it to see.
I'm gonna do the Tation.
I don't want to be it anywhere near a can.
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I'm a good boy now.
Really?
I don't care for Cartman.
He's so rude to his mum and his friends.
Yes, that's exactly what he's doing.
That's what he's doing.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
That's what he's doing.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor.
He's got that sense of humor. He's got that sense of humor. He's got that sense of humor. He's got that was so funny. He's known to be the patriarch and he's walking around like an O feeding potato chips.
I was wrong.
Perfect.
He's seen clearly now.
We got our backpack.
You got a couple of VHSs of Veggy tails like I'm watching instead.
It worked.
The tation worked and we didn't have to do it in a can and it still worked.
Move off the can thing.
You're going to move off the can thing.
Well it was just an odd thing for you to say.
That's all.
Yeah you're going to move off the can thing.
Psych.
What was that?
What was moving what was what?
That was all one big nut play play play um play
You naughty boy
Well, I guess I'm gonna take Zach home and beat him to death
I imagine the bullies at school are doing that too
Are the bullies at school beating you up?
Yeah, I see.
No.
No.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, but at school, a 30-year-old can go, just, maybe he's doing night school.
Are you going to night school, Zach?
No.
No, I thought about, I thought about doing like a post-grading economics.
Are you not?
A point?
But really?
Zach, really?
Yeah.
There's a lot more maths than I thought.
Actually, I just thought, you know,
big believe in, I just thought it would help.
It's worried, it's a good one.
You want to get very far with you watching South Park.
That's true, they don't let people in to universities
who have a sort of rude attitude.
And I didn't know that.
Well, then I renounce South Park and Thimson's
and...
Mythbusters.
Also on SBS.
Oh, that's all right.
You can watch Mythbusters. Oh, thank God. I love Mythbusters also on the SPS. Oh, that's alright, you can watch Mythbusters.
Oh, thank God, I love Mythbusters.
Alright.
Alright, there are...
Okay, Mark, great news.
What?
That's a better...
Zach's better?
Did you take him to Christian Moutha?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And on the way home, on the way home, we got pizza hut and we got like a
little Star Wars episode one Fentomenus toys. Not on the other side. How they get the cheese in the
crust. How they get that in there? They fold it over.
They fold the cheese over the grass.
They wrap it around and it's like a solid, like a...
On top of that, Rodin's promise is going to buy me a Game Boy color.
Hey!
Well, that was because he found the way again.
Yeah.
And they're hard to find now because they're 25 years old or whatever,
however, all they are there. Yeah.
50 years old. Yeah.
They're all fine one and buy it off gum tree or something. Did, um, just out of curiosity,
did you end up getting to change that attitude with the, um, with a tation?
I, it's about incantation. Oh, don't do it again.
That's what that's a thing.
That's so funny.
The other guy said exactly the same thing.
Really?
Yeah.
He said exactly the same thing.
Then Brodom was acting like that was an odd thing to say, but you're the second person
that said it today.
So.
All right. It's interesting. but you're the second person that said it today. I...
Alright, um... It's interesting.
What's the taste?
What's the taste?
It's like a chant, isn't it?
No, that's an incandation.
No!
Prussian!
And none of this is fairly done to do it again!
Hey guys.
You guys need to stop fighting about incantations and incantations.
We all need to sit down and play a game of knuckles.
So I think you can...
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