Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 28 Feat. DEMI LARDNER

Episode Date: January 25, 2017

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A list-knife production. I said see what's happening, what's in the box? Guys, you guys ready to start this podcast with the three of us? Just three boys performing podcast comedy. Yeah, absolutely. They went a minute. What the heck, there's a little ferret in the box. A few balls, see me, I've lost my own patch and I think I've left it in this room. Could you help me find it if you don't bloody mind? Oh, hello.

We were just doing a podcast, but you'd like us to help. Are the, uh, uh, the, uh, uh, the strange in this pirate just turned into a terror day. I mean, I'm sure we could help you find your eye patch. Well, do you remember where you left it? Oh, last time I checked it was on me own and I had to quit nabbing the blue sprufus thing. Sorry, just the correction. It's still I like you, Brickle.

What? So, there's a pyridactyl on your shoulder? I'm actually just trying to do a bit, Mark, if that's all right. Hey, I'm trying to add to it. Oh, wow. You've been a Rudy Tuti. Wow. Wow. Oh, no. Oh, no. Shie. Wow. Wow. Oh, oh no.

Oh no. What's wrong? Oh. You're what's wrong? Oh no. Jesus Christ. Excuse me. Yes.

I don't really know what an eye patch looks like. I've never seen one before. Is this your eye patch? Oh, that's not me eye patch. Have you no or blood is seen in that patch? No, no, I've never seen an eye patch before That's a bloody pillow cares full of teeth, me lad The problem is that Zach's blind

One sorry, that's fine. I've been like having two eye patches on their walls. It is it is I've been in fact Zach, do you want to take off those two eye patches? Yeah. Oh, actually, this is probably your eye patches here. There you go. Oh, no, I'm blind. I can't see nothing. That's because that's right, because you've been drinking too much coca's a teenager. Sugary drinks are the way to blindness. Oh, true. But we can help you out though, with the use of sonar. Oh, it's a lot of learning some sonar today. Oh, my back, boy.

I'm a back boy with a tongue and a pulse. Like a submarine, Mr. Wayne. That's what I'm talking about. That boy. That's one of my favorite jokes on the dark night. It goes over a lot of people's heads apparently. Was it part in the dark night? Was it part in the dark night?

Where? I was in a very odd day, I just wasn't able to. I was there a day and a half and I was in a coma. Do you have a good time? I am a lon, I am a lon while I was wasn't in. Yeah? To my lon, I am a lon book. That's a lon lon. To my lon, I say lon lon. That's a lon while I was wasn't in. Yeah. To my lon, I'm a lon book. That's a long lon.

Oh, that's a long lon. That's a long moot. I did live with us. I did live with us. My favorite joke in the dark night is when Alfred goes around Turkey slapping members of Wayne Manor, which is not in the film. No, it's not. It's on the online component of the film.

Yeah, it was written by Kevin Spacey. Bloody Wilson. Yeah. Kevin Bloody Wilson. What upset me is that because of that online incident with him, Turkey's lapping, they canceled the rest of the season of Dark Knight. And it never even, they never even put it on Dark Knight

up late. They never even, it's just because of the online stream that I think 60 people will watch it all yellow. I love Grotel Colin. You know that was just the news limited beat up IMO. I will not bury another member of the Wayne family. We'll just get some of it. My name is Adele. Adele.

Adele just gets on higher a person. I can't do it. I've got too many feelings. I've lost a voice. What's your favourite song you've ever sung? Oh the picky man's. The picky man's kazoo. I love this. I love picky man's. That Picky Man's Kazoo. I love Picky. I love Picky. I love Picky.

That was co-written by CEO, wasn't it? Yes! So Picky Man! Oh, name CEO, I've got to wig on my face. Why doesn't she want to, do you think she's got bad acne? No, she just wanted to do a little bit of attention, man. She's a little attention, I love it. She's supposed to go shopping at K- lover. She wants to be able to

go to IGA and pick up a very expensive packet of pasta. But that's the thing. I've seen all you got to do is watch season any episode season of first season. Any episode in any episode season you want to watch. Any episode. Any of the places on the cover of the first three CDs which

are available on our online store. I thought I saw a face. I thought they had faced the wind blew out a week away all through her face. Showing extra Adam Hill's myth, Warhurst and Hamish Blake talking about the lyrics to songs on ABC's presents, if I can speak, you speak. So have you seen see a space? Yeah. Oh my God. I've seen Alan Bros too. No, not Alan Bro and Sea and Space.

You get to see, if you see Kyron Wheatley Space, you've got the whole trifecta. I've heard Wheatley. It's Mrs. Big Head from Rocker's Modern Life. Oh, that was a great show. It was a good show. I was going to pray. How? Rack out.

Oh, weird. That was that turtle in that, like, quite an antisemitic character? Was he? Oh, he would have been it. I know, I'm suspicious. I know, I know, I'm suspicious. I know, I know, I'm suspicious.

Is it a Jewish character? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Well, maybe, let's, I mean, we would have to investigate. Yeah. And this would be such a boring thing to do on a half-hour podcast. We would have to investigate the creators and even the writers room of rockers, modern life,

because it's only racist if the writers room doesn't have Jewish people. So that's what we're going to do now for the next 20 minutes. Oh, right. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, balanced on my nose to read this. I feel like that would add or not. What's the name of the... what's the name of the frog? Philbit Turtle. Yep. His voice is done by a person named Mr. Lawrence. Who is from New Jersey? Um... Oh my god. This is great. This is great.

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Yeah! Yeah, sopping with it. Sopping with guilt. Oh, I'm so touched, I'm a wall. Yeah, I'm so sorry about that diversion, everyone. I really thought you'd find it. I was really good. A fun punchline to that.

I liked it. I'll give you a punchline. Hey! diversion, everyone. I really thought you'd find it. I was really good. A fun punchline to that. I liked it. I'll give you a punchline. Hey! Hey, man, I've got a punchline for you. What is it? Yeah. Oh, no. Physical violence is not the way to go.

No, no, you know, it's not the way to go. Just an emotional life. Oh, oh, oh. We've got some toxic masculinity right here in this room, and it's a lot of fun. Hey, bro, to come over here. Oh That quick look up prophylactic go go They used to be made out of sheep intestines. We haven't done this in a while But I think it might be yeah, that's good time for facts with Zah

Yeah, I can't remember it fuck you can you what you can't remember it fuck you can't you what you can't hear what did they Steve gobs the third largest shopping center in Australia No, the high-pide shopping said in Maribonong, Victoria, Hey, I'm Steve Gobs, and can you look up what a prophylactic is? Oh, all right, not a shopping center. I know that's what you do, but I would really appreciate you. Oh, okay, sure. As the inventor of the eye gob.

Okay, sure, sure. All right, well that's Facts with Zach. Do you know you can still get lamb skin condoms? Have you heard about this? Yeah, Charlie Sheen loves to use them. Does he? Yeah, but they don't protect you from STDs. STIs.

So you can, so like it stops you calm. What it's something that you can still get. Stopsy calm, but you can still get, it's so funny. Is it literally the intestines of baby sheep? Where? Cut out the middle man. You got a sheep. We've got the middle man, got a sheep, fuck that wound. Well, I love the idea that something was dyed. Like, that's the only way I can get off. I use lamb skin kind of as well,

because I have to know that something was dyed and is on my dick so that I can fuck. Where? Whenever I'm... The fucking world. Yeah. China, Mongolia, Japan, America, did that fucking divergence come from?

What the versions? We're talking about shopping centers. Shopping centers. Talking about prophylactics. Whenever I wrap my flaps around a dong. Oh, right, so you came from the prophylactics. Do you know what a prophylactic is? No, that's why I asked him to go.

Oh, right, a prophylactic. No, actually, wow. I think I'm gonna just head on over to the kitchen and I might start baking that humble pie, bro. And so get your appetite ready. Yes, I'm hungry. I'm really hungry. I love a humble pie. A prophylactic is like a it's like a way of life. It's like a way of thinking. Yeah, okay. Yeah. It's sort of like it. It's I hear a lot of talking I don't hear a lot of cooking make me that humble pie All right, this is an unofficial facts with Zach because as we know the rules of facts with Zach is it's only about shopping sensors prophylactic adjective one Intended to prevent disease

Be to prevent disease. Beeeeeeet! T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom right on topic. Well, to be fair, to be fair, we were talking about shoppings. So, yeah, I was, I was a, I was a Westfield lamb skin thing. I was, I was a, right, yeah. And can I just apologize? I think I need to apologize now, because I misread the stats. The third largest is actually Westfield Bondi Junction.

Demi, what's the weirdest thing you've ever used as a condom? As a condom, but probably thing you've ever used as a condom? As a condom, but probably, um, you've used a glad wrap? I've never used it personally, but not even for a sandwich. But, but not even for a sandwich. No, I use condoms for sandwiches. No, but what, uh, what I mean is you don't take it out of the box. Right. It kind of just mash the end of the box into your mouth and open up one end.

I'll say it kind of works like the sponge, like a diaphragm. Yeeeeeeees! Yeah. Yeeeeeeeeee! You look like a spun in an arm! Is this another dance-off? Oh yeah! I've only seen this at home from home, everyone. What's my speed?

Do you know my preferred use of contraceptives is land. Just land. I'm just a roast lamb. Roast lamb. If I can get the potatoes involved as well. Yeah, I do. I like a nice cutter or so buco. But it has to be like slow cooked for about three hours, but that's after.

Because you need to tenderize it. Well, it's right, if I'm not feeling in the mood and I've been... When is that? Oh, that's so true. I'm like, oh! I love fucking. I love fucking but if I'm not in the mood and the husband's coming home from his nine to five salesman job I will cook him a big roast lamb because I know he's gonna eat that he's gonna be in bed in five minutes I'll wait on the best way to our man's balls. This through his dick hole. Yeah

Yeah, if you get like a really thin piece of wax and you kind of like, you roll it out and then you bend it and you put it through the urethra, right? That is the easiest way to poke a man in the testicles. Yeah. Tom's having a bit of a freak out here. Well, then if the wax goes to fire and blow up your tum-tum. It can blow up your tum-tum. Chuck Palaniak. And then, yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. We have similar references. Yes, I like stick and carrots in my asshole carrots in my asshole mom don't

find my carrot mom don't find my carrot Mum comes home and she forms your carrot and she takes it to the shops And she bars you a parrot and she wants to make you eat your veggies She goes to the shops give you a wedgie till your daddy doesn't want his tongue Till your daddy doesn't touch your tongue get out of my room dad Don't put your hands in my mouth. I can't do it. I cooked a trout swimming in the in the pool, swimming in the pool, swimming down to the bottom of the pool. Putting my bum on the filter, yeah. Putting my bum on the filter, yeah. Having a jack-off, jack-off, my penis, being in the air pool, and having my bum. So the point out my bum, five times, jacking off its bottom, my jacks are in the pool now, and my cum is in the pool now and I'm drowning.

And I'm drowning, and I'm drowning. Okay, swap it up. Go into a petrol station. Okay, I'm going to go buy some petrol. Oh look, there's a thing to fill up your tires. Hey, I'll go up to that. I'm putting it in my ass and kill myself and then go to the shops and get us lucky. Slurpee, Slurpee, how do you do a Slurpee. Slurpee Slurpee, how

do you do? Slurpee Slurpee, how do you do? Well, I'm a Slurpee, I love to wrap it up. I've been wrapping since Wrap Attack. It was a wrap and show in 92. Look at me. What do you know, Zach? How do you do something about a sex addict? I can't really remember the story. I'm just going with the Chuck Talon week thing. I think I love putting Kay and Pepper in my eyes. I love doing it to talk to scars and they tell me, Hey, you wake up to your pictures of them there in the face. He doesn't like my grace. I'll watch how the moon sits in the sky and the dark night shining with the light from the sun.

But the sun doesn't give light to the moon. Assuming the moon's going to oh, what one makes me think of how to act to me. You do favors that rapidly. You just turn around and start asking me about things that you want back to me. One day I came home from Sobel and my mum was sitting on the porch and ants were crawling in a face

And I sat her in the car and I sat on the lap and I drove her to the hospital I was watching the Trump inauguration before I came here this morning And there was a guy called Keith, Keith or something John Keith, like some music. Keith, a big famous country music guy who was like, you know, thank the vets, thank the thing. Thanks to army guys rock and roll. And I was like, I wonder what he's worth. And he was worth $500 million. What, that's how much they paid him. No, that's how much that man's worth. He just does really country music.

That nothing else does like, you know, it's huge in the States. Yeah, America, apple pie, $500 million. Man. 500. Remember when you remember in Brisbane, and we'll just watch in the country music channel. No, I've never been in Brisbane.

No, stop it. Stop that. It happens. I've never been in Brisbane. It happened you were there. You've performed there. You've been there like three, four times last year. No, no, no, no, I think you're thinking of Melbourne. I am thinking of Melbourne. Yeah, I am. Sorry. I got to confuse.

I just did an interview with Seenster magazine in Brisbane. I talked about the times we've been to Brisbane. In fact, we said it's one of our favorite cities. The audiences there are so warm. They're so lovely. Power one of our favorite cities the audiences there is so warm they're so lovely powerhouses. I think you guys have been having too many prophylactics. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry can I change the topic to condoms now? Is that okay? Yeah. I got nothing. Ribbed for her pleasure. I don't know. Um, ribs, ribs, ribbed for her pleasure. It ripped.

Who's ripping them? I'm just saying, I've ever heard that before. What's that? Oh my god. Oh my god, I forgot about the humble pie. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Get it, it's for you. It's for you. Oh my god. That's all right. You know what? You know what's all right. You've turned it into a crumble pie. It's a crumble, but you know what's all right It's turned it into a crumble pie

It's a crumble, but you know what's all right about it because it looks a bit ribbed for her pleasure Yeah, but that's fine for you. I'm not gonna have pie for teak. We just order pizza. Yeah All right, I'll ring the pizza hot shop now All right, but we have to calculate how many pieces we each have because I don't want to pay for a quarter of it Because I'm like actually quite small and I don't want to pay for a quarter of it because I'm like actually quite small And I don't actually eat as much as you guys like one piece of pizza and I am done I think we can just split it. I think we can just split it for ways come on stopping a spoil Oh my god, this is not this is actually not fair take it home, Demi take it home I don't want to take it home. I don't have anything to carry it

Take it home, Demi, take it home. I don't want to take it home. I don't have anything to carry it in. Put in my cat. Not... Demi, you are being very difficult. You are being very difficult. Look, I'm not trying to. I can't take your cat home.

I'm allergic. Demi, we're just going to get a slap. I'm allergic to going home. This is bullshit. We're just going to get a pizza slab from pizza boys. All right, we're going to get three different flavors. We're gonna split that slab four ways I'm gonna raise the pizza shop now. I'm gonna get this pizza. You're gonna pay for a quarter for it You're gonna shut your fucking mouth and we're gonna make a great night of

Humble we we stop humble pie now. I have this pizza is very authentic It's a very beautiful, delicious Italian pizza. You've heard of it. Even Demi Flem. Ah! Demi Flem is even a flam. You want attention seeking, cut it out. Oh, it's me.

Demi's flam is speaking to us. Oh, nice. It's me, the pizza cat. Pizza cat. It's me, the pizza cat, I'm full of pizza, Demi Elner. A piece of cat. Pizza cat. It's me, the piece of cat, I'm full of pizza, I'm here. A piece of cat or a piece of people of pisses. Pizzic, pizzic, pizzic, pizzic, pizzic, pizzic, You're a great character, but you lack clarity.

And I'd love to hear some diction in your voice, Flamie. Oh. Oh. Sorry, sorry, I'm here now. Oh, great. On the Pissacat. Pissacat. On the Pissacat, yes.

The Pissacat? Yes. The Pissacat performs at the comics lounge. Every second Friday, does jokes make you piss yourself well, that's our workshop. Lots of jobs on Mondays as well. Yeah, you want to get some advice from the Pissacat? I love jokes.

Oh yes, me too. Here's one for you. Please. How did the man come into the spot? How did the man come into the spot? Is this a riddle or a joke? He pulled on his deck until Simon came out and he opened up the sprite bottle and he pulled

the pool of Simon in the sprite bottle. I heard you do that joke on Hay Hay at Saturday. Oh yeah you've got me. You've got me. That was a really formative fire in its Harry Connick Jr. gave you a zero. Yeah I was blacked up. I love entertainment with love jokes. Sorry, just for context, so we don't have to cut that. For everyone overseas, all four of you.

And don't you dare give context. There's a lot of people overseas. All right, just Google Harry Connick Jr. Blacked up, hey, hey, it's Saturday. You're in for a world of joy. It's real fun. Yeah. We got a way to go, as a country.

Here's another joke. Huh?. Yes another joke. Give us another joke. Give us a joke. Cusek. Yeah. I play the girl cowboy. My name is dark Cusek. Good. I love joking Cusek. They're both both. She also play the judge from my sister's keeper, where the girl dies. She always plays the line. She wants to give her sister her organs, but she's not allowed. That one. Probably. She always plays like good scenes.

She does some good scenes. She's always does some good scenes in other people's of rock. Both Q-Sacks are great actors. Yeah, I love the Q-Sacks. High fidelity. Speaking of school of rock, there's a very embarrassing video of me on YouTube. I bought tickets to the Food Fighters once and I really hate the Food Fighters, but they were being supported by Tarnatius D and I'm a big bloody nerd. So there's a video of me singing along to Tarnatiuseev. It's very embarrassing to look at it as a huge.

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You don't like the pretender? Never surrender. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, the pretender you don't like the pretender Time may make a rehab I'm don't No, no, no! No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

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Connected by The The unripe! Ha ha! Oh my god, how are you doing this? Weeek, come in peace! Oh, oh my god, are you some sort of alien force that have taken over our friend's market, Demi? Wee-wee-wee-wee! some sort of alien force that have taken over our friend's market, Demi. We were like, exactly.

I'm trying really hard I Trying really hard. Yeah. Oh My god, that was um that was something else got I had an experience I think there's some people at home. They're sitting on their bus Listen to that podcast. I think that yeah, that's in the home I'm in their bus What are they millionaires or living in a bus graveyard? Oh, maybe it's kind of like a into the wild situation Where are they like no? I'm gonna give up all technology except for my guilty little pleasure the auntie Donna podcast

Oh, yes, I'm eating maggots out of the ground. Yeah, and eating the wrong beans, that one. Yeah. And they're sitting there having the beans. Yeah, the wrong beans. That one. And they're sitting there, they're having a listening, and I think they're thinking, I've just witnessed something really special. And it's not the shit in my pants.

No. And they're thinking, I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ. And I am the Lord and the Savior. But that's just a hallucination from the wrong beings. I think if you are someone who lives in the wilderness and you're in the connection to modern society, you are Jesus Christ and you should go about making yourself control the world. Are we going to get that pizza? Yeah, let's ring it. I'm going to get that pizza? Yeah, let's ring it. All right. I'm going to put

on my phone. All right. And I hope it's, I wonder if it's going to be some sort of Italian man on the island. I know. That might have been that might be a little request for Zeki. All right. I'm going to just do the thing. Zeki, I feel like you're setting something up here. Oh. Oh, you've got a rotary iPhone. I'm staring now. How come you were farting so weirdly? Yeah.

I want a cane. Wow. A little cane. Can. It's ringing. Can. And then kill. Oh, the poor one of those.

Can. Wow. Can. I'm like, why is this a bloody thing? Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people Oh, the girl one of those people

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hey come just hey look just can you check at the pizza at the back of the oven for me? Just put your head in the oven Trust me trust me I'm not part of this Not trust me trust me I put the oldie in slimmett the door I'm in the heat I'm in the heat

I'm in the heat I'm in the heat I'm in the heat I'm in the heat I'm not a dickhead! I'm a bitch, I'm a dickhead! I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bitch, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody wife, I'm a bloody it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!

I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!

I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it! I'd like a pizza. Okay, what kind of pizza, what? We got lots of flavor! Hello, is this La Poquetta Carlton? Yes, this is La Poquetta Carlton.

You'll come into my shop, we put the bullshit on the roof, and you can have a pizza pie or a virus, call a pin, what do you want? I would just like a couple of pizza pie. Okay, a couple of pizza pie. And do you want me to bring a like a vespire and put it on your roof? Yes, please.

Okay, and maybe a picture of a friend, a picture of me and a Ferrari that was out of the front once? Yes, please. Okay, great. And do you also want maybe a signed picture of me and Vince Colossimo? Yes, please. Okay, great. And do you also maybe want an Italian flag signed by a Reburt Connellini the inventor of the

Scholarpin. Yes, please. Okay, great. And do you also maybe want this VHS of is a battle of Rossellini singer the greatest hits of from a 1960 Italian pop? Yes, please. Okay, great. Maybe do you also want us to get the immutable for ten a dollar? I know just the pizza Okay, just the pizza Yes, those I'm fucking one the second hey Josie We have an order for the Isabella Rossellini via just a tape and you check out the back of the pizza

I think we only have a one left, they shine it for you Recording Okay, they're the Glennison Glennison He's the me that goes to the Glennison Can you travel back in the time and then make sure that when a physical loss of more was in the restaurant I got his signature Because I actually missed out I was too intimidated

Because it was the star of that film That I had that don't fuck all the ones who wanted to walk the world of the boys So walk them up Go back into the market in Santa for Mattelorium I got the idea to my spa hour in Mattelorium I couldn't have the pattern of future was recalled because they mechanically have the focus really skinny out the curve of the time I hope the people don't mind we've been screaming in your ear for about five minutes M'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, m'n gondi, so when the U.S. a blood, a beautiful thing, it's a brand and you would think it works on the eye pad, it works on the blood, the electric, the telephone, it works on the ear, Mac.

You have the ear, Mac. You have the ear, Mac. You have the, you have the Mac, on the ear. Yeah, I'm on it. And now it's Wednesday. Bro, what's happening with the pizza, mate? I'm just ordering the pizza now, Zach, don't worry. I'm really hungry.

It's in the oven and it's on its way. OK. I just want to order pizza guy from La Poquette of Carlton. Yes. Can I get one of those? Did you know that the La Poquette owner from a Victoria, anyway? Uh...

No, interesting. Let's start there, there's a car! I'm gonna get one of those! When you get one of those fucking ice cream gelati, things are coming a little plastic thing. Oh, you mean La Poquette, the forbidden... What's that baby? What the hell? What the hell? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know?

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What do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know what the chocolate with the straw bell is Moose on the top it I tell you the most beautiful it you know we get them imported all the way from a Frankston. Oh yeah one of them plays. Okay. This is not just alienating the majority of our audience, but in fact, the South Australian in this room. No, I don't know what's happening. Okay, so much of that.

And I forget that it's kind of like an olive garden or like a spruce a mousse. Like McDonald's. Like a McDonald's, but full of talent in the food. Oh, it's like a hungry jacks. Like a hungry jacks but full, like a pizza and pasta. It's only in Victoria. And many say that it went down hill after the death of its creator,

who I think Mark is impersonating, right? Yeah, definitely. Mr. Boquetta, do you know a lot more than they just mean? No, no, missed the pocket. Do you know a lot of them just me? No, no, he's not. He's doing the new owner of Cardinal. He's the new owner of Cardinal, not Rocky. Why not Rocky? So what we're going to do?

Let's cut that. Let's just cut the Rocky. Oh, because. So we can cut this whole bit. Tom next week. What happened is he used to shoot people with a shotgun under his desk and he died in a bike accident. I thought because he was a part of the Emma Fiosso.

He he he won't go I came and said stop sleeping my girlfriend or I'll kill you because I know you won't you go to show again. Showed him in the spine. I'm headed so he had a shotgun. I was the man saying that to him with his back turn? He ran away. You should talk to people with your face to them. Wow.

How much is the pizza? Yeah, you're not well for the pizza and the para finale. Well, you can at the bout, you just cost a one, but get the meat to board. Oh, that's so nice. Can I pay by car? Yeah, you can pay by car. Yeah, of course you can. Why not, you're not I pay by car. Yeah, you can pay by car, yeah, of course you can.

Why not, why not pay by car? Why not the fair link and try to get it? It's a 2004. That's so true. I can, oh, fuck it, this is bitch. What do you mean something else to eat other than broken dirty jabs, dick? What do you mean?

Ah, fuck, ah. Okay, boy. Ghost, ghost of my clansion. Bro, can you get a stick? What is this? Ah! Okay, boy. Ghost, ghost of the transition! Get out! Get out! Get out of here! I don't know where the fuck it is! I just... I just...

I just... I just... I just... I just want to say, I deeply offended I am. But what you're doing, Italian, I'm, but what are you doing, Italiano accent? It's how you... How long? Oh my god, no, I'm playing a year old Irish lady.

Oh yes. I was doing a Russian gentleman. Oh, very good, you make a fun of the Russian of fuck. Okay. Okay. Pizza gym. Yes. I'm a couple of hungry comedians here, and we'd love that.

How long is it till this fucking disease? Probably, uh, they've brought tentals, spaghetti and a meatball. Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect. Well, thank you so much and we'll see that. Okay, bye. Guys, I, uh, that was great and I think we should go have some dinner.

And to the Italian community's offended by my, uh, personations. I'm listening. I do just want to apologize. Sometimes I get caught up in the improvisation and I want you to know that I respect your people. I respect your language something that I've invented modern law Your work in inventing democracy is profound. You fucked up with Amanda Knox. Let's be fair I'm sorry, and in your language I'm a scoozy me scoozy and in your language I'm excusing me, excuse me. I'm sorry.

In your language I'm excusing me, excuse me. I'm sorry. In your language I'm excusing me, excuse me. Excuse me. I'm sorry. In your language I'm excusing me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. and goes, do you know it's actually not true? And it walked away. Oh, once at my part-time job, I used to open boxes with a Stanley knife and I was very bored, so I cut through my pants and my thighs so I could go home and bled all over the floor. That's real. Oh my god. I would just sometimes say, I've got a sick tummy.

Once at my pie, I used to work at... I used to work at Woolworths, and they brought out new magnums, and we hit a box of magnums in the store room where it wasn't cold, and then they'd all gone a bit melted, and then me and another guy on our break snuck to the back and ate half-frozen magnums over at dumpster. Oh! It really quickly sucked in the ginkgo.

And it's not enjoyable. Like smash it and chop it up into freezer. But I've been there a few times, and I was just, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Italy they brought the pizza and it's an evolution of the pita So the first pita didn't have any cheese Didn't have any bullshit Peter yeah, Peter the apostle the first the first do you know the first pizza the first pizza Didn't have like cheese or anything. It was just it was a It was a super meat lovers What yeah, they didn't have a, was that cheese? They had shredded ham, chorizo, bacon,

and little bits of like hamburger. There's a little cheese. But no cheese. No cheese, no just tomato base. It was there, super meat lovers. There's a place in, there's a place in, Newtown actually. I am sorry, but there is a place in Newtown actually that overnight

switched to only meat lovers. No cheese at evil, just only meat lovers. It's all the meat lovers people, they love to go there and it's just in all good conscience he couldn't put cheese on pizza. Yeah, he was like, I'm not doing that anymore, I've just got to go meat lovers. So it's just good pizza. There's different kinds of meat lovers. That's such a niche joke. No one's gonna understand. If anyone understands that joke, leave it in the comments. I hope someone does. Demi.

Broden. Yes. Lift up your head. Wipe off your mascara. Here, take my Kleenex. Wipe that lipstick away. Show me your face. Clear as the morning.

I know things were bad, but now they're okay. So far in my dick hole. I feel it with the air. Suddenly see more. Show me your dick I want to go away. Why are you guys fuck so much? Does it have to be human? Feed me! Does it have to be mine?

Feed me, see more! Just cut the podcast to what you're trying to do Feed me, oh no! Thanks for coming to me You can do it! Feed me, see more! Oh, thank you. Thank you. You're continuing. You're free to see us. Downtown. Don't miss me.

Downtown. Downtown, my friend. It's the new road. Downtown. Downtown, I'm here. Someone show me a way to get out of here. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-up episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week!

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