Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 280 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu Part 2 feat. Demi Lardner

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

This week we have the long awaited sequel to the fan favourite episode "ABC Arvo's with Zippy Zu" featuring fan favourite Demi Lardner! You should listen to Demi's podcast bigsofttitty.png! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get A legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antidonna podcast. This week we have the long awaited sequel ABC Arvos with Zippy Zoo Part 2. We are joined by Fair and Favorite Demi Ladna and if you enjoyed today's episode make sure you check out Demi's podcast BigSoftity.png. If you love the Antidonna podcast and want more head over to AntidonaClub.com for bonus podcast videos and the weekly podcast. You listen to the Antidona podcast, the greatest fucking podcast in the world. Burden, my Kentucky, sometimes, and yes, we hope you enjoy the part of the fucking podcast. Is it the space that I am hard on? Wow. So that was Space Jam theme tune.

We'd play that because we've got a guest coming on tomorrow. Very special part of the Space Jam family bugs bunny. They'll be coming in tomorrow. That's the space jam theme. Hi, my name is Zippy Zippy Zoo. This is afternoon with Zippy Zippy Zoo on ABC radio. I've been talking very heavy stuff this week. You know, we've had politicians on. we've been talking about corruption, and we've been talking about vaccine rollouts, and we've been talking about some pretty heavy things. And I thought I'd just mix it up a little bit, talk about something a little more fun. So I was thinking the other day about at the movies with Margaret and David, that great

ABC staple. What a fun, that great ABC staple. What a fun show that was the way, I think sometimes we had as much fun when they disagreed as when they agreed. And I thought to myself, well, we don't have any shows like that. And I had a bit of a question in my mind, I thought if we would have bring back at the movies,

who would we get to host it? Now, if it wasn't Margaret and David. So that's what I thought. I just thought, who would you like to hear the film opinions of, or arts generally, or anything? Who's someone you like? So give me a call and we'll talk about that. This is ABC Radio with Zippy Zippy Zoo and we've got a caller in from one Thaggy. Hi, what's your name? Oh, IAZP, how you doing, love? Hi, hi. IAZP, thank you. And how are you? I was looking in, I was went into me, got the door jammed on me, a laundry cupboard, I was all in there before the door jammed on me, laundry cupboard, so big problem, because I got 15 strike t-shirts in the washing machine, I don't know how I'm gonna get them out.

And it's a manual washing machine. You got to press the stop button or it's gonna keep going zippy. So I don't know if I could get in there. The doors shut, the doors shut, the doors shut zippy. And I can't get the door to the room open. Am I gonna stop me washing machine? Will you get me straight T-shirts out there slimming?

And I don't have anything else to wear, Zippie. If I don't have my straight to my 15 straight T-shirts. Well, that's really interesting. I think I'd have, I'd think I'd, I'd, and I think I'd, and I'd think, go on then. No, no, the question was, who would you get to host at the movies? Now that Margaret and David have moved on,

thank you so much though, about your thoughts and abstracts, please. I've been malat. Okay, sure, so we're gonna move on from that caller. Thank you so much, and we've got another caller here. Oh, all the way from Sydney, I hope the lockdowns treating you okay. Oh, there's a bit,

it's there, you're doing there, there's a bit, is there talking that they took on down millions of days, a bit and this is trapped, he's shits, they're going in the washing machine, they can't open the dryer,

it's washing, there's a bit, so I've been going down to laundry in the dog, it's stuck down there couldn't get in, so I've been wondering if there's any way you can get the strap t-shirts out of the laundry and they don't know Zippee. Right so another Scottish person with an issue around striped t-shirts in their laundry. Really an interesting predicament there for you. Who would you get to host at the movies

do you think? Well, it's a more a Christian if it was available at the time firstly. Then also we're looking at people who might be better placed to make these decisions of employment. I think at the end of the day for I'm simply a my Scottish man living in Sydney, but at the end of the day my man trying to get me strappy t-shirts all to the dry. If it can't get you strappy t-shirts Right, so I was thinking maybe I'm done. I'm so pretty good. I'm happy to be good. I love him on a business.

He's very liked by people. Mm. Very liked. He had him on the show last week. He was a lot of fun week. We certainly laughed more than we have on other, so we've got another caller now. From, oh, all the way from where it be hi how are you?

You're on good how you might and very well. Thank you You see that I see that kitchen night miss our show No look I'm not familiar with it my my oldest though. He is a bit of a fan of those sort of reality TV shows, your bachelorism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just looks like that Gordon Ramsay, right? I watch all the kitchen nightmares when I'm thinking, when I'm caught up in my head thinking about the arc shit, thinking about how I'm thinking about who it myself, that kind of stuff.

I put that on and kind of sorts me out. What I love about Gordon, where's these T-shirts? Have you seen them? They got stripes across them. They struck sort of all the way over the way here. He's saying, no, yeah, yeah. So what I find interesting about that is,

how does he get them out of the dryer? If the dryer is locked up at doors jammed, and sometimes the door jams in his laundry. How do you think he's getting them, anything he's getting them? Anything he's getting a matter of laundry? So I don't really know. I tend to just because I'm working in the laundry. My laundry might, I can't get them out and make my straws shirts. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just that wasn't really the thing. Gordon Ramsay would host a good movie show. That's why I am calling

But also you wear struts shirts have us he get a man of a laundry one attract in the laundry mate I don't know. I do a wash dry Wash dry fold service every Sunday. Just so busy with the radio We've got another caller coming in This this one's from this one's from Perth I'm 10 I'm 10 I'm 10 oh your 10 years old Yeah, you probably you probably wouldn't even remember my dad's always sleep all day. My dad always sleep all day.

I can't do nothing getting up out and sleep when he's asleep. But I have to get a little bit lonely if I'm at home. And dad is going to eat in bed. I can't tell him anything about school. So I'm playing my game on my own. It's called Kangaroo. I put jelly bean in my belly button and hop around like, I'm the nummy kangaroo. I'm thinking. Sick, yeah. That's fucking sick, okay. So you like all the other callers have not fucking

mentioned. There was that Gordon Ramsay. I said Gordon Ramsay. I can say, you haven't taken me off the line, should I go? I can't leave the city alone. What's this sorry little ten-year-old? I don't know, my dad looks so skinny when he's lying in his bed. But don't you mean? Yeah, I imagine he does look skinny lying in his bed. That's really fun.

You probably don't even know the movie, at the movies, do you? You're probably too young for that show, aren't you? I was, I watched Wiggle time. I watched like camera action. I watched Lono's SVU. I watched love, I loved Mimiska Hargote. She looks so good.

She's nearly in her shoes and under like 50. She's in her like 50. She looks so nice. She looks so good. Can I ask a question of you? You're 10 years old. You don't know at the movies. So why the fuck are you calling into my afternoon program? Why the fuck would you do that? Because I have a problem in my laundry. I can't get my dad to wake up and open the door and I've got some particular pieces of clothes that are stuck in it on me.

And what are they? So I don't know if you're producing this job and that's supposed to get me off the line of what it is but I have been on this whole time. I saw, did you ever see if you were visiting your mom when she did, you know, she's a little bit naughty a while ago, so you guys visit her and you look through the bars at your mommy's face. Right.

You can sideways. Yeah. He's the person that the bathmate on the... Striped. Striped. Striped. Striped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Striped t-shirt.

Yeah, yeah. Gordon Ramsay wears those sometimes. That's why I think he'd be a great host. He would be a good host. For like a movie show. For movies. You know what? I think we should cut to the news.

I don't know why I'm feeling that. I'm just, yeah. Good call because Zach's the tech director. Is that his director? He's a tech director. He said, he said to just throw to the news in this improv when the detector came.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I act like we did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So act like we did that. Yeah. And I know I said phones were wrong. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, I just, I just, I just realized in that moment, I didn't need to call in the news because this person was still on the line.

So that's fine. Um, I quit. I quit. No, I quit. I quit. No, I quit. I just want to be really clear yet. No, no.

Whether it's my producer's fault for leaving you on the line. I can't get off. Is the pro like a pro? Oh, whether it's your fault for being... So you're the director about it? Yeah, I can do the smoke. Yeah, I need to be really clear. I think we need to just break the illusion here. This isn't a base a

This isn't the a base a Yeah, I'm still here by the way is will I never Yeah, I'm still here by the way as well. I never left. What the fuck, how come what? Who's producing this show? I hung up the phone and everything. You're just in my laundry now and I'm looking around and there's a strap, eh? Should I come get out?

Zepi, I didn't want to say anything, but I'm on the line as well. I didn't want to say. I just prefer him in the gilded bling. Who made? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I got a show. I'm it's on it It's 4.30 a.m. in the morning. It's sort of a mix of um cabaret nudity and circus arts and you come in with only except people who are fucking loaded You have to be air your mind drunk

To attend show and to get through it as well. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be safe. It's called factory Yeah, it's really good. It's 28 pounds You made a bunch of people I went to um How do I get off the phone? I just want to be really clear. You know, we had a little discussion pre-podcast, sort of like our over Zoom with four people that can be challenging to give a podcast order. Yeah. So it was agreed that I would play like an AVC type person that would throw to people

that give it a sense. So why did you do sure that the Guilded Balloon a couple of years ago and it was more of a concept show where what I would do is I would have 50 pairs of reading spectacles on the stage and I'd put them on one by one and think about what would happen in that person's life. They're all the same. I got them at the bag in store on George Street. Hello! Hello! Hello! My name is Mr Blob and this is my best friend Mr Blob. and this is my best friend Mr. Bloop. Mr. Bloop, have you called him to the show?

I am... No, I just walked into the A.P.C studio and the person had left. Oh, the host is in the room. Yes, so any sets of keeping this together? Any set? set you know you decided to leave the phone line on and now you've got me mr. Blue I mean you could have just Zippy's are gonna just have an up on us That's all that

I resist I still got this trapeze. Yeah, like I was just trying to say. I think it's because you tried to hang up and then you just to stay. No, I don't know. You can't miss the boop. You can try hard enough in my opinion. You're too bad to miss the boop. Hey, Lita, 10 year old boy. My baby needs to be the boop.

I fell off of my bunk bed. I fell off of my bunk bed. And I got this shell straight on today with a chair. Next to my bunk bed when I fell off of my bunk bed and I got to feel straight on today was a chair Next to my bunk bed when I fell off and I hit my E-A On my chair, falling off of the bunk bed The bottom part and the side of my E-O are falling off the bunk bed No, no, no, dad. And I've been eating this. And I've been eating this.

He's a bird on my ear a lot. And when I eat you, when I'm full, down, I'm going to eat and be so brave. Yeah, bravery. Bravery, personified. Can you throw to an ad? Oh, okay, sure. can you throw it on the head? oh okay sure and but then we get to meet whoever this person is he is an ad wow if you are just joining us I am the straight guy

keeping it together Mr. Boop and this is the new man on the corner he listen to the 10 euro boy what's your name? You brought the new character you were just doing. My name is Gecko. No, Tersili! I am Gecko.

And now, T Cili for me! I live in sheds all across Australia. Now you should not rule over. Oh no, you should be Cili-er or less Cili-gecko to Cili. I am a gecko. And I love a good boot. That's why I suggest an RM Williams boot. I'm a gecko. I zippy zippy zoo back here. I'm back. Thank God. Well now you know what happens. Can you hang out, please? Can you get me off the line if you're back? No one is hung up, we'll tell me what to do.

Okay, so when I move on to another person, usually what happens in radio is they just hang up. So that's what happened there. Yeah, but I need you to physically press the button, say, your release now. I've got shit to do. I've got my days packed up. Booop! Your release now. Thank you so much. This way to release is our Emuelium's boot.

Get over some more things to say. I get a... Com bank. I got a lot of dishes. I got a word. You did dishes. They are on standard. No, this is... What am I meant to do with this?

Um... Am I still on? What's your name? I need to know your name if you're going to just stay here. No, I want to go. I want to go. I get that.

I get that. If you're going to stay here, I just need to know your name so I can riff with you Structurally other co-host so Demi can have some fun stuff to do Otherwise, we're just never gonna get to Demi and don't forget the gecko Gecko, you know, that's a thing. And also, it's me, Mr. Holiday.

I've been waiting for more chance to talk. Or Mr. Holiday. Or I'd go to the information center, take a brochure, take it home, put it in a drawer, maybe a plastic bag full of sea shells. Mr. Holiday. Put that in a box in the shed. Mr Holliday.

I like to ask loud questions of Delhi owners about the best place to take a walk with my wife. Mr Holliday. I've got expensive sandals, expensive sandals. Mr Holliday. I'm about to have a mental breakdown. I was wondering, I'm just gonna head off. I'm just gonna go for a quick brisk walk

where I could kind of talk to myself on the street. I was wondering, while I do that, would you be able to host the show for me? I can certainly do that, Zippy. So, here's the phone line, I don't think you can hang up, but you just introduce characters, get to meet them, and then ideally they leave, but if they would have stayed they can. Thank you so much, Mr Holiday. Bye, everyone. Goodbye, Zippy. Hello everybody. Goodbye, Zippy. Hello everybody. This is Mr Holidaya ABCD, E.F. Radio.

We're talking about who do you want to be Margaret anymore? And we've got a call online, go on, this is the call that we've got for Bellman. Hello. Hello, what's your name? I'm Timbuck3. Oh Timbuck3 Oh Timbuck3 Timbuck3 Hello Timbuck3

You know, as your day going, I am doing well in lockdown. Yeah, I'm going good. I'm my brother Timbuck2 My brother Timbuck2 Timbuck3 My brother's Tim Buc, Tim Buc 3! Oregon, Oregon, and Monoist for the movie show. Oh, would be Gordon Ramsay. You think Gordon Ramsay would be a new good host for the movie show, Tim Buc 3.

Brothers, Tim Buc 2, if I am to believe. Yeah. Yeah. And what? It's not Buktu if I am to believe. Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh, what? Eh! Can I ask you a question? Tim Buktu, what do you think that is?

Um, because he knows when something is raw, he knows he shouldn't put raw meat next to cook meat in the fridge. That's through that Easter and then tomorrow I say, Will I say something to you, Tim Bucksry? Some people who aren't Gordon Ramsay also know about that rule. I don't fucking know about that. All right, well, let us close. I feel like there's something to gecko. All right, gecko, Dan.

Do you say there's something to contribute that isn't about RM Williams Boots? Well, I know that if you don't have an RM's Williams boots, then you're not in good neck on this on the foot department. Get yourself a pair of RM Williams boots made out in beautiful Elizabeth and Adelaide. Is he the previous one before? The show? Do you just go out on them?

We're having a little bit of trouble with the... See, this is the thing I've called in remotely, so I don't even have the power to hang up. Now I'm anybody who calls in. So interestingly, it's gonna be up to them whether they stay or not. Oh, is that funny? Our radio works.

It is funny. I don't actually know whether it's radio working, precisely. But there you go. That's how it... I do believe we have a...'s cut to a song this song is called Sunshine Under My Hat by Billy Willie Sunshine under my hat you've got a hat and there's Sunshine under it but that doesn't work because then you get sound bird you get it's out in bird Sunshine under my hat

That was sunshine I'm my head. I do well with me My name is ten years old and welcome back to ABCD radios We're talking about who should be Gordon Ramsay when this cooking show comes back on on my ear We go to Ramsay when the cooking show comes back on my ear. My dad is still asleep but I can be so much as loud as I want if he's not going to wake up. We have a caller on the line. Hello caller, you're here from Carral's Carral. Baskin's back dad. Hi, how you doing?

My name is Gordon Ramsay. Now, I want to tell you today about an exciting dish that you want to make. You want to see who cook it in, that's fucking raw! Okay, now, I want to talk to you about that. That's what I want to talk to you about. Today, you Pillik. I'm not going to let my poor kids know what I'm going to do with the fish. My name is Gordon Ramsay.

Okay? Go into your house, find out where you live, make a saucy dish. Okay? That's what I want to talk about today. Okay? Gone are those drab curtains replaced with a spaghetti restaurant. Bar! People walk up, you've got a mate of D. Line's a communication to clear. Okay? Go on a runes, you can Do you remember when your porn star double who was three-foot tall, little person was found dead under a bush?

No, is that a real story? Is that real? What you're saying? No, I don't remember that. That's exciting though. Something... Gorn is the man, replaced with a spaghetti restaurant. Open area, people come in. Gorn is the drab curtains, replaced with spaghetti restaurant. I'm gonna go now, this is giving me severe anxiety, blame the scouter, without... My Gordon Ramsay.

Margaret, Margaret, who do you think can be Margaret? Oh, probably Margaret, Pomeran's probably, please think it can be Margaret. Oh, probably Margaret, Pomeran's probably at the end of the day. Gone! This is a trap. This is a trap. Movie show, replaced with Margaret Pomeran's. And a spaghetti restaurant. Thank you so much, Gordon Ramsay.

We have an inquiry coming from all, it tacky, but the one in Sydney. Can I, there, I'm Little Johnny Howard. Oh, Little Johnny Howard. Whoa! My dad used to talk about how, what a bloody drunker you look like in your tract suits. Oh, well, I like to go, Little Walks, Little Walks at the border, got Little Johnny Howard. You're a good, you're a buddy good Nick for our fellow John Howard I'm not John Howard

I'm a political comedian from the 90s that was my John Howard impression Oh my goodness thank you political comedian from the 90s Yeah Do you have an opinion on my angry? Or did you just want to talk about John? I hate Johnny Howard. I hate him so much. I want to get back to the days of hawk and Keating,

and that's my position. OK, bye. Bye-bye. Who's that kind that floated away into the sea? Harold Holt. Okay, bye. Bye-bye. Who's that can't that floated away into the sea? Harold Holt. Harold Holt. This is going as exactly as I expected. Me too. What he's done is I'm held hold your horses and gone for bloody swim and stone. That's a very good point and I want to put that out to our audience. What should Harold hold?

What should he have done? Who are you? Good question. Good question. Good question. Yeah, I've heard. What should Harold hold have done? I personally believe swim back into the beach.

Yeah. That's a good way to swim. Swim back into the beach, don't keep swimming away. Yeah, you gotta swim sideways. So the currents go and forward, right? What Herald Holt should have done to avoid any sort of tragedy? Herald Holt should have done, please. And you know what?

Fucking people don't want, people won't want you to fucking talk about you. No, they don't want me to fucking say people don't want people won't want you to fucking talk about I know they don't want me to fucking say it right? You don't need a fucking talk about it But I want I want to fucking hear it. I tell you what one life-saving class one fucking swim and listen would have changed I would what? For Harold's a sort of backing you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Harold all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Harold right I was sort of backing you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Harold, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one Harold, right? Harold, one lesson. Would have changed the outcome of what happened to him.

I'm a tough shopper or something. What Harold do? Harold was, you're thinking, Harold, I believe, went around to primary schools and told them about like health advice. That kind of thing. Healthy Harold Bishop, help. Healthy Harold Bishop, help. Oh, I'm a fucking giraffe. Oh, I go, no Harold Bishop, Hulk. Healthy Harold Bishop, Hulk.

Oh, I'm a fucking giraffe. Oh, I go, oh, I'm a prime minister. I go, but for a different reason, the second one was drowning. I was on a floating device and it didn't fucking work. My name's Gordon Ramsay. I love to fix restaurants. I come into your kitchen and make a spaghetti restaurant.

I can't get off the phone. I can't get off the phone. Everyone's still fucking here. What's going on with the phone? My name is my dad. We're with the father. I was, I had been falling off of my bunk bed. My mommy is away so she can't help me get stinks.

My ears are sore and I love Laura and all that. My name is Zippy Zoo. I had a breakdown, trying to keep it all together, but I'm back now, back on the show, ready to go with our next caller. So who is our next caller? I want to do a famous one. I want to be a famous person. I want to do an impression of a famous person. Yeah sure. Well, we've got a famous person on the line. A little bit exciting. Do you have someone ready? I don't want to interrupt. I'm really done. I'm actually I actually said to the workshop. I'm sorry, I don't want to interrupt. I'm really dying.

I'm sorry, I'm actually... I actually said to the producer, I said, I'll come back in so long as you've hung up on that count. And they said, they assured me that they'd hung up on you. It's been not a week ago. But I have to say... I'm going to be in the producer. No, no, I'm so sorry.

That's really fun that you're still on the line. But I just don't think I have the emotional capacity to kind of be juggling that many people. So I, I am gonna have to check out again. No, don't go. I'm just going to go silent. I do have a replacement. It's not talk, I'm just not talk.

And it's a big fancy British gentleman. And I'm sorry, they're not gonna try and hold it together if anyone else wants to step up. I, I think it should be you, because you're all mine. I feel bad. No, no, no, it's fine. No, no, it's fine. It's fine, it's fine.

No, it's fine. It might be a tough thing. I was gonna retire at the end of the year anyway. I'm just gonna move that forward. Let me, I'm gonna do the, you know, the instant chat on the Telstra website. You know, you can get the chat thing up. I'm gonna talk to them.

I'm gonna say a whole day busy. They won't hang up on me. I can't hang up on them. I've got something to do. Another you called has been disconnected. Oh, thank god. Hey, sorry, that's just my catchphrase. I'm famous Telstra woman. Just my catchphrase, I'm famous Telstra woman. Seven, four, seven, four. The number you have dialed has been disconnected. Oh. You're really good at that.

Is that the impression of the famous person? That's my impression of the famous person. I just can't remember what she says. That's pretty good. I think that's what she, what else would she say? She wrote this famous telly lady. Hello, fancy British gentleman. Oh yes, I'm very fancy indeed.

I've got a bowler hat though before I'm off to the croquet. Oh, that's wonderful, fancy British gentleman. For more help with your service, press one. This is upsetting. This is giving me even more anxiety than playing Zippy Zoo. When I used to have a Telstra branded phone, and I would try and ring one of my friends, but wouldn't be able to get through,

for some reason, the Telstra woman would, at the start of the call, say this. And L, And L. They do do that. The number you have called has been disconnected. Five, four, seven, eight. Yeah, why do they do that? Well, there's a couple of things I want to get through now.

I want to be certain that the man is off the phone. We're just calling him the man, sort of like a Mr. Big. Even a name, I think, be certain that the man is off the phone. We're just calling him the man, sort of like a Mr. Big. Even a name I think would have helped Zippy Zook because then he could have rift with the man more, but the man's good. The man, I want to hear Demi's famous person character. I want to get to the conclusion of what should Harold Holt have done.

And then we can get out of here and go get some Ninja Turtle Pizza Hut. There's Ninja Turtle Pizza Hut, Demi. Did you know Ninja Turtle? And there's five or twelve Pizza Hut and Ninja Turtle. No, no, no, no, no. Did you know that the Ninja Turtles were a parody of Daredevil? Really? Ah, that makes sense.

That makes a lot of sense. The New York setting, yeah. Makes sense. Stopping a fact. Yeah, that's great. So what did you need, Bro? I don't think the man's gonna hang out. So I think we just get to Demi's fun character

and then wrap it up. Are you still here by the way, man? Doesn't seem to be here. Oh, right. That's that's wrapped up then. Demi famous character. Let's hear it. I tear it Why would he leave? still on. I hung up, I swear to God, I hung up. It's not my fault. It's you, you hung up. It's you, you hung up. It's you, you hung up. It's you, you hung up. It's you, you hung up. It's you, you hung up.

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Hello, Jeremy. Jeremy's a school teacher We're 13 years of experience and to be beautiful younger daughters And our third guest for today is... Younger daughters. The man. His daughter's younger than him. Yeah. Yeah. So, can we hear a little bit about Jocelyn

and then we'll divvy up who plays her? Jocelyn. Jocelyn. Jocelyn is an accountant from the Eastern suburbs of wherever the fuck I said she was from her favorite color is Purple and she's got a secret belly button. I'll take Jocelyn bro if you want to do Jeremy obviously marks the man All right over you whatever you're doing Demi All right first round of where is your mouth the man?

Four fifteen hundred points where is your mouth below the nose Where is my mouth away to I think a person's mouth is The man that is not where is your mouth and now Jocelyn moving on Jocelyn, I've got a question for you. Oh, yeah, yeah Your shirt so right So so I had a bit of a situation a few years ago where I had 15 striped t-shirts called in my dryer and I didn't know what to do. I was trying to figure it out and I realized that if I was coming back together it's working.

It's working. So what I did is I killed a man and then I ran... Johnson! Where for 20,000 points is your mouth? On your face? On your face, Johnson is sent on your face. Now, let's check the board. For 20,000, Jocelyn. We will find it, whether your man fears on your face,

right after this break. There's come to the fucking carpet shop, where we fucking front of you on the carpet that you're about to buy. It gets really wet Wow, this is a podcast. Oh, you're still here Come on another ad we have to do another ad before we get back to where's your mouth? Have you ever seen Lisa Simpson in pens? Well, I have and so what's up with that? Have you ever seen Lisa Simpson in pens? I haven't, and I wanna know why.

I got another ad. I imagine that's just someone who got ad space and wanted to know the question. Yeah, I think so. Everybody loves cups, but cups are so expensive. Well now you can make your own cup. We send you the parts for cup, with our subscription, sending the handles, sending the parts your own cup. We send you the parts for cup with our subscription, send in the handles, send in the parts of the cup.

You make your own cup over four months. How is this gonna end? We're seven minutes over. Do you want eye surgery? Where will you give you the knife and you fix your head? Do you want eye surgery in campar down? I like that. And you fix your head, DIY surgery in camparterm.

I like that. I really don't know. I mean, Zippy Zoo could come back. I just don't think that that's gonna work because I think the man will interrupt and then maybe this is maybe the end of the episode. I think so. I think he's the only man I think.

I think we're right. I reckon what will happen is you bring baggy bizu Mm-hmm. Everyone's fucking mad at me. Everyone's furious at me. I can hear it Why I'm fucking I just I'm so mad at you. I know I can hear it This is the first and last time you'll be on the podcast This is not the first time not the first but it's not the first time you can make it the first if you want We'll see we'll see whether this is the first or not Not the first, but it's not the first time. You can make it the first if you want. We'll see. We'll see whether this is the first or not.

Is you call me woozy? No, I said woozy. We'll see. No, I said we'll see. We'll see. No, maybe there's an ending in this. We'll see. Yeah, I'm feeling it.

I'm feeling it. Okay, let's pursue the woozy referendum. Jeremy, for 25,000 points. Where is your mouth? Oh, this is good. Jeremy, we've got some money. You asked me if I was going to find out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Jeremy. Take chair with two young daughters. Oh, well, I'll be here the day. I think your mouth is on your face. It's coming. Yeah. And then do something about the ABC. And that's why I've gone ramsy.

And now running the ABC. And there's a host of the movie. I've come in to fix the ABC. And wrong. The new, at the movie show. You're fucking pillic. At the end of the day. At the end of the day, you're pillic.

What? Right. So gone are those drab at the movies. And Zippy's new radio shows replaced the OBC with spaghetti restaurant. Okay, and then I'll come in and see. I didn't actually put the shirts in the washing machine of real life. Oh, yeah. Good.

This is fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what was that about the struct T-shirts? I've not turned, I've not turned the washing machine on. Oh no! The shits are not in there. Feels like a new problem, but can kinda work as a conclusion.

No, it's good, I've got them to put, I've got them to wear, it'll be a little bit smelly for him yesterday, but now I'll put his hand on the look slim. Wait a minute, where is the man? Is he gone? Is the man gone? The man's gone.

So that means if he's looking come back, if he's looking come back. If he's looking come back and tell us what Harrod Holt should have done. Okay, well, that was it. So, by the way, I think we call this episode Demi Fever Dream. No, I wrecked it.

No, no, you didn't. Absolutely. You didn't, Demi. This podcast, this podcast was firing on all cylinders. You were, it was, Demi came along. I was right on board. This was working and then Demi came along and brought energy and humorous characters. I'm gonna go buy a big axe. You're gonna buy a fucking axe. Big max. Big max. Gonna buy a big max.

I'll get a big macro. I know, you're gonna be a big max. Is that a big max? So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna bring in Zippy Zoo. Big max, well, so I feel. And Mark, can I just tell you something real quick? It would actually be okay if the man came in. I don't know.

I don't know, it seemed pretty upset about it. No, no, I'm not actually, because what would happen now is I'd bring back Zippy-Zoo. Uh-huh. The man would come in and then Zippy-Zoo would get mad and do something like, oh, I quit. And then we can end it. Okay. Right. So I know you feel like I'm mad about the man. I'm actually not Zippy Zoo is.

So I just want you to know you have full permission to break back the man. In fact, that's what we need to end this. Awesome. Okay. Here comes Zippy Zoo. Well, oh, hi, I'm back. This is Zippy Zoo here to wrap up the days afternoon thing. I think

all the phone lines are off. So I can wrap it up now. I just wrap it up. You wrap up. What's this? Oh I'm fucking dead, Lord! I'm trying to get up one lane! I'm trying to get up one lane, I'm like this! I'm fucking dead, I'm bullshit! You were spending the night, you were getting a sister! I was going to love voice, girl! I am your sister! I could get up in the voice as well! I am love as well!

I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead! And I'm not going to kill you, do you know what I'm doing? I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead! And I'm fucking dead! And I'm fucking dead! And I'm fucking dead! And I'm fucking dead! The neighbors are gonna call me, do not be optimistic, and second done, and second done. Well then, go then! Go on your men's, you've been signing on a gun for the f***ing years! You know what the bull in the f***ing go then! Right, I'm f***ing caught, why to see how Kelsey turns out as well with him with you?

You all are not fucking cowl, and you're in a motion or a f***ing cowl, and I come to you, f*** you, for a life! Oh, it's the red button. I had to press the red button. And now, peace. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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