Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 283 - Writing a Parody Song Part 2

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

On this weeks episode we continue writing an absolutely ripper parody song! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antidonna podcast. This week Broden Mark and Zach keep working away at their parody of TikTok by Kesha. Remember, if you're loving this pod, you can get access to the video of the podcast and of course the weekly podcast at antidonna.com. to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. We have not taken a break. Boys I have the lyrics here to TikTok. I'm downloading the TikTok karaoke track right now by Kesha. Yep.

That's coming our way. You guys feel while I'm doing this. Zach, are you ready to write the first few lines of this song, please? We should just explain if you haven't listened in a week. So we all agreed we're doing a parody song. Tom's probably told you a little bit, but we all agreed. The parody song we're going to write is it's a parody version of Keshe's TikTok, about they're changing the lyrics to be both about chicken stock or beef stock or vegetable

stock and also the stock market. With, you know, we've all agreed with some layers of, you know, the plot of arrival of the themes of arrival. We just want to get some stuff in there. Well, more than anything, we're happy for certain members of the group to just keep pushing for that. Whether we do it or not,

I don't think it's been agreed upon, but we are happy to constantly have that thrown at us. I think that's correct. Can I just say, can I just say, I'm really happy that we've all come to something together. I think this is very clear, which is good. Yep, okay. So the first two lines are wake up in the morning,

feeling like P. Diddy, grab my glasses, I'm out the door. I'm gonna hit this city Okay So P did okay, well, I think last week wrote and you said something about feeling like spaghetti And I think that's interesting. You do use a beef stock in spaghetti or a bowl of nice yeah, yeah And and something I'm really big on is the idea of like, what this song is pushing the message of is instead of just adding water for more depth of flavor, we add stock. So like, we talk about ramen or soup.

Or just things in general. I'm happy for all of that, like if that's something you're passionate about, man. Well, because what I've found with ramen is, even when you're using like a ramen spice mix or something like that to make the broth, it does recommend doing it with stock, rather than water. And it really does add a depth of flavor

that's quite incredible. So maybe they're waking up in the morning, feeling like some ramen Okay, yeah, absolutely. It's just a PDD spaghetti. Oh spaghetti is good feeling like spaghetti I'll tell you what I've written here. Can I read you what I've written yeah, yeah sure sure sure sure Wake up in the morning. I'm a hungry bitty. I'm gonna get to work cook and bolognese spaghetti I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I don't know bitty. I don't know about bitty

Yeah, but I spaghetti needs to be the end of the second line I reckon look at this I reckon you could just keep the start line because p. Diddy would like spaghetti So I think that's like I'm in the morning feeling like P Diddy. And then we start changing the lyrics. If, if P Diddy was in the mood for spaghetti. Yeah. So wake up in the morning, feeling like P Diddy, if P Diddy was in fact in the mood for spaghetti, it was in the mood for spaghetti. That's great. Because what that does is is that people will hear the first line and they'll go, oh, this is just, this is just Kesha's song.

I just think it's really when we've got them. Then we've got them. I just think it's really important that you say Bolognese Spaghetti because. Absolutely. You use the stock in the Bolognese. Yeah, yeah. Can I ask a question, Brayden? In the lyrics I'm looking at, it's got like a, hey, what up, girl, and let's go.

Yeah, I was disregarding that, but if you want to add that on. Well, could that be an opportunity to talk about this Bolognese obsession you have? Okay. Okay, go on. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Hey, what up, girl? Grab my, like, and just if P. Diddy was in the mood for spaghetti, ball and aase. Okay. Okay. But it does fit like if, can I just read you at the lyrics? Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy if P. Diddy was in the mood for Bolinase

Buggitty it kind of works. Oh, absolutely I bet you want me to just say Bolinase again. Bolinase that is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like or even like Well even do you know what now that I go? Okay Bolognaise, that's not huge in some countries. So maybe just like, Ragu. Ragu spaghetti. Instead of, let's go, they say, Ragu. Like, just to be clear, if you don't know what Bolognaise is.

Yeah, all right, good. Or that Ragu is that is. Just like that is a Ragu. All right, good. Let's all, Ragu is good. Just all right, good. Or Ragu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake's all regu is good. Just all regu. All regu. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, if P Diddy was in the mood for ball and they spaghetti. Regu. All regu. All regu. All regu. You just said regu a hundred times. You just said regu. But I was wrong, I wasn't listening and I'm opening myself up to change.

I think all regu is too many syllables, but I'm open to that. Can I ask as well, you guys are okay with spaghetti, like moving the, you know, it's from spaghetti to spaghetti, piece of spaghetti. I would probably, people would move P-D-D to P-D-D. All right. Do you want to do that?

Yeah. Wake up in the morning, feel, feelin' like P-D-D. Yeah. If P-D-D, keep it as P-D-D. Yeah, then keep it as yeah, yeah. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. D. D. Yeah, if P. D. D. D. will P, and then keep it as P. D. D. Yeah, then keep it as P. D. D. If P. D. D. Was in the, was in the mood for ball and ace, BG. D. All right, happy with that one. Okay. Can I just quickly start?

Just because like we're moving on, so it doesn't really matter. You know, like it's just detail with the hay what up girl. Could we, I don't know if it's all right with you and I think it's like it's an aside, I wouldn't stress too much about it. You say, 2006 Thed's arrival. No, I don't know, we'll see. Actually, we'll see.

Have you seen it keep pushing for that? Can you just put it in and see how it feels? I did it. Okay, did it. Not great. Now, I'm just the way we're going with this, right? Is I feel like maybe it's the story of someone, a young woman, who is wanting to make spaghetti and wanting to make bolognese, wanting to make something with stock, but he's also torn with needing to check her stocks and wanting to do both.

So now I would say these next two lines should be having anxiety attack like can this legit come in later man you freaking me out a bit where I'm just feeling like you're already pushing the stock market. No, no, I'm saying we've got no we've started with the stock we've got she's feeling like spaghetti and now it's like before I leave, check my PC and then something about the market, something, you know. Okay, so the next two lines are before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack because when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back. Yeah, yeah, so like, but now, so she's like I feel like spaghetti, but also I got to check my

My mind. Yeah, she's going anywhere. What no, she's just woken up though. She's waking up in the morning She's feeling like he daddy before I cook Before I cook log on and check log on before I cook Before I cook, check Macbook. Yes, yes, that's good. Before I cook, check Macbook for the stock market, not a tag. Crash? Crash? For a stock market crash. See if there's been a stock market crash. Yeah, for I leave, check Macbook.

Before I cook, check MacBook, before I cook, check MacBook, yeah. Avoid a stock market crash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go for now. Go for now. And now that's fine. Before I leave, brush my teeth with the balls. Jack. Like, what about like, just check the AS ASX, like what is the stock market? Before I look, check Macbook at the ASX. Yeah. What's the what's the US stock market? Like which one do we want to do? Probably Australian. Yeah, the ASX I think is good. Yeah, checking the ASX is good. Which what does that stand for? Zach. I'm just checking now. What does that stand for, Zach? I'm just checking now. The Australian stock exchange.

Oh no, Australian securities exchange. Yeah, beautiful. Now we need a word that rhymes with X. Okay, so what we have, because when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back. So before I cook, check Macbook, check the AESX. Flex. before I cook, check Macbook, check the A.S.X. Because then this is about sex. Because I wanna make the pasta, but I also need to.

Well, because you could even save that, this could be all about stock. So like then the next line is about the tension. I got it. Yeah. Because spaghetti and the stocks are my two projects. Nice. I like that. That's really good.

I was going to do something. I think that's right. I was going to do something like because making passive income is better than sex. But I think yours is a little less weird and weak. I think it's a statement of intention this. It's like this is what we're about. So far, wake up in the morning feeling like P. Detty, hey what up girl, if P. Detty was in the mood for Bologna's spaghetti or a goo, before I cook, check cook check MacBook check the ASX because spaghetti and my stocks are my two prior jacks Yeah, that's great. That's really good. That's really good. That's really good

That's really good. And then what are the next what's the next? I'm talking pedicure on my toes toes trying on all our clothes clothes Yeah, and then it's a bit of a run isn't it? Yeah,, so it's sort of, oh, it's quite a run of like the O's, O's, O's. Yeah, so I think you could, I think here you could be back and forthing between a line about the sauce and stocking sauce and a line about. So something like, you know, like adding depth of flavor

to the sauce, sauce, making sure you're warm. Well, yeah, when maybe we're not even at that, like so like, you know, like preparing, prepping, prepping those tomatoes, toes. Yeah, what about prepping the sauce, making trades just like a boss. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, just like a boss. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah. Prepping flavor of the sauce, sauce, trading like a boss, boss. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking prepping all the sauce. All prepping up the sauce. Yeah, trading like a boss. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah trading like a boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, cool boss boss. So I'm talking prepping up the source source trading like a boss boss

Yeah, yeah, the next two lines are blowing boys blowing up our phones phones Drop top and play in our favorite CDs How does all my goodness? How does that work? Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. I kept I kept him blowing up our phones phone sorry so the next two lines are drop top and clean our favorite CDs pulling up to the parties. Oh and then actually trying to get a little tipsy it's like a tricycle. It's a three, it goes toes, toes, and I close, close, but no, no, no, but phones, phones, dun, dun, dun, and then it's three, seedings.

So the phones, phones is, is it? Yeah, there's a little, there's a little beat break in between those. Yes, so Broden, you weren't wrong, the phones, phones was the next line, but it's a three, so yeah, so we need another boss, boss. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, so. Okay. Not selling at a loss, a loss. No, because loss is more. What if we do, could I throw something out? If it's in sections of three, this will mean working backwards a little bit.

If it is in sections of three, why don mean working backwards a little bit. If it is in sections of three, why don't we do a section of three on the sauce and establish that it's lacking in flavor? Then a section of three in the stocks and the tension going on there. I like it. That's good, that's good. I'm talking prepping up the sauce, sauce,

chop and onion, or something like, of course, cut or something, and one of those making trades just like a bowl. You want to know, I think we'll keep that. I think we will keep that. I want to move it to down. Can I suggest trying to keep the original rhyme and ending the first line with tomato's toes? Yeah, I 100%.

So I'm prepping the tomato's toes. I'm like, I'm prepping the tomato's toes. I'm talking. Oh, God. I'm talking, maybe even like I'm talking two tins, like I'm talking two tins of tomatoes. Two tins of tomatoes. I'm talking two tins of tomatoes. I'm talking two tins of tomatoes. Toes, yeah.

Make it spaghetti for all my bros. Yeah, yeah, yeah, love that. That's really strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a really strong. Yeah, and um, thank you. Should we establish at this point that it's a lacking, lacking at that the flavor or is that that's coming? Oh, but you need to talk chorus. I do think it's good.

What about this? Okay, you know, I'm talking two tins of tomatoes, toes, making spaghetti for all my bros, bros, have a little taste, oh no, no, no, taste. Oh no, no, no, taste. Oh no, no, no, no. Yeah, like, have a taste, oh no, oh no, oh no. Yeah, like have a taste, oh no, oh no, oh yeah. Oh no, oh no, works, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's all right. Try that, try it, oh no, I know.

I'm talking to teams of tomatoes, making spaghetti for all my bros, taste, test, oh no, oh no. And then we kind of leave that for a moment and then kind of be like a Like a Google alert or something to say that the market is crashing Yeah I can I just say just I you know you guys were really understanding of my of my whole arrival Thing it hasn't featured all that much. It will.

Yeah, okay. I worry that the stock thing has while seemingly more related because it's the word is stock. I worry that it also complicates this song. I just love to hear what exactly the tension of the stock is or how the stock incorporate the buying of stock, the ASX, how exactly that incorporates with the tomato sauce lacking in flavor. I'm okay to keep it.

I just want to interrogate that now before we launch in. So I reckon the next section, I've got something, I've got something for the next section. All right. So trading like a boss boss. Yeah, okay. Dealing in profit and loss, loss. That's really strong. That's really strong.

Go back and check that tomato sauce, sauce. That's really strong. So then you bring your back. Really sorry, I'm really sorry. You bring it back to the sauce. Yeah, I's really good. So then you bring your back. You bring it back to the sauce. Yeah, I'm really sorry for the adding. Of course, it's a powerful woman. She's juggling.

She's juggling the juggling tomato sauce and, yeah, I'm really sorry about that. We could do bolognese there, but ending on sauce sauce, sauce, sauce. I think we're at the chorus. I think we're at the chorus. All right, what have we got so far? Should we? I've sent you a link in, south, south. I think we're at the chorus. I think we're at the chorus. I mean, what have we got so far?

Should we? I've sent you a link in the doc, Mark, that you can read along. If you want to sing to the song, I think it's time for a first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a profit and loss. All right, all right.

Um, okay, let's just add a little go. All right. Tour in, have you got a profit and loss? Go back and check the tomato sauce? Wait, I'll be in the morning feeling like P-Deadie. If P-Deadie was in the mood for Bolle and Ace Bigetty, before I cook check MacBook, check the ASX because Bigetty and my stocks are my two pro checks. I'm talking two tens of tomatoes. Make it forget all my

pros. Hey, test oh no, no. Trading like a boss boss, the league in profit and must go back and check that tomato sells sells. Needs stock, you know, yeah, yeah, great, great, great. Yeah, it's working good. It's working. Needs stock. Check the clock. Need to go to the shops to get stock, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the, what is the chorus? Like what are the lyrics? Just how, what are we changing? So instead of stop, it's stocks, right? Instead of tick tock, it's need stock. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because like, so it's like right instead of teak tock it's need talk yeah yeah because like so it's like don't stop what other lyrics don't stop make it pop DJ below my speakers are oh well it's quite a

long long chunk yeah yeah yeah are we blowing the little bit there with the needs stock? No, no, you need to, this is your statement of intention. The first one was just said, they've just said they're testing the sauce. Yeah, okay, because I was going to say it's like needs to pop and then like we realize that the TikTok section, so it's like needs to pop, you know, like needs to pop, like it's a little flavorless, and then, and then like a, no, look, you're absolutely right. I'm so sorry.

I'm just, I just needed to talk that through. I'm so sorry. I'm just a little mad. I'm a little mad, but. I need, need stock. Check the clock, need to go to the shop and get stock. That's strong, I'm so sorry guys, I'm so sorry. It's so much stronger than what I was saying.

Needs stock. Say that again, bro, then need stock. Needs stock, check the clock, go to the shop and get stock. And then maybe, and then it's gonna a change to the rhyme changes. I just want to, I like it because it would go, it's like don't stop it. And then it's like, I'm a fight till I see the sunlight.

So it needs to change to a, I might fight it kind of. What about like using an app to check the stocks because you're on the way to the shops, can't use your PC anymore? Would that be work or is that a little too complicated? Nothing that could work. So like, need, so it's like the idea of like,

you know, need stocks, check the clock, need to go to the shop and get stock. But now the PC isn't work, so I'm gonna have to use my app for trading on my way to the shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but can it rhyme with fights and sunlight?

So like tonight, tonight I'm a, or like, maybe trade, like, cause it would go, cause this is how it goes. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah. It would go. Need stock, check the clock, need to go to the shop and get stock. I'm a fight till I see the sunlight. Like, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you've taken, you've taken the out of the tonight. Yeah. Need to go to the shopping, get stock, check my Mac and the markets at a crash or something like that. Yeah, maybe, you know, yeah.

I'm a trade, maybe I'm a trade, like I'm a trade. Yeah, if you can end on trade, you know, like, so like, you know, it's a need stock. I'm afraid that I really need to trade. Oh yeah, that's what I'm afraid. So maybe like that's the tension. So I'm afraid that I'm still neat, that I still, that I'm a need to trade. Though I'm afraid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid need to keep an eye on trades. Yeah, I'm a need to trade because it's like there's a crash happening so you need to trade while you're buying stock. Yeah. So then it's like, I'm lost. So what it is, it's like, I'm afraid though I'm afraid.

So it's like, so need stock, just for meaning, need meaning need stock check the clock need to go to the shop and get stock I'm a fr- though I'm afraid That I'm a need to trade then buying stock at the same time like so changing tick to I still need to trade yeah, that I still need to trade that's great Buying stock and then the point of the song and I think this is really strong is you're buying stock While you're buying stock because you could do because the mind don't stop Because you could keep stop. Yeah, no, I'm afraid there still Oh, cuz wait no wait check the clock need to go to the

But on that line, I think what Zach said, so it's like, but I still need to trade. And then that line is like, getting stock wall, I trade stock, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trading stock, buying stock, because the market doesn't stop. You know that, trading stock and buying stock,

because the market's lost. You write that in, Zach, I Zaka, I'm fucking lost guys. All right, all right, come down, we've got this, we've got this. No, we've got this. Check the clock. Though I'm not going to stop. So it goes at the moment.

Let me just read through the chorus, okay? Just let me find my bearings, okay? The one I'm afraid. Needs stock, check the clock. Need to go to the shop and get stock. I'm afraid that I still need to trade TikTok on the clock, but the party don't stop. It needs to like, it needs a lot of money. So because I think it could be though, I'm afraid I need to trade because the market

don't stop or something like that. Well, no, but that's like how it goes. That's another line. So you go, so this is what you go trading stock. There's a tick-tock line just just just let me let me give you this one trading stock While buying you wrote trending stock so I'll correct him. I'll correct yours. You go buying stock Yes, right it doesn't stock. Yeah, thank you And you and do we keep whoa whoa whoa?

What about the ASX doesn't stop? Just to keep you. I like the market, I like the market. Okay, I just worry that maybe they'll be confusioned like because you sometimes buy tomato, or like stop. If you don't get this song or a fucking idiot and fuck you, we don't want you to- But that's what I like about it,

Zach is that there's a double meaning with market there. Because the market doesn't stop. The market doesn time stop. The market's don't stop. Don't or doesn't. I think don't is a bit cooler. Because the market don't stop. No, oh well. That's not correct, grammar.

Is my issue with that? I think it's fine. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's okay. You're right. It's proper grammar, proper grammar is good. It's just a bit of paper, right? Okay.

So sing it for me, Zach. And then I just, just for clarity mark as well, we're just going to repeat that all again. Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the chorus will repeat. I mean, we can't add. I mean, that's the cow's way out, but um, yeah.

Like, just because they repeated. I think we need to. Yeah, anyway. I'll just read. So Nate need stock, check the clock, need to go to the shop and get stock. Oh, I'm afraid that I'll still need to trade, trading stock or buying stock, because the market doesn't stop. No, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I believe so. Maybe you should check it Mark, against the music. You seem through the whole line missing.

I'm like, of course, please. All right, I'm gonna try. It'll be amazing. Just a little note on the way you were doing the lines on the last performed through Mark. Yeah, yeah. I'm ever at home was pulling the hair out there. Yeah, please.

You were doing it wrong. So it's, whistling. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's gotta be like, I'm talking two tins of tomatoes, making spaghetti for all my bros, bros. Taste test, oh no, oh no. I'm talking two tins of tomatoes.

Like that. Beautiful, beautiful. I always think of my toast, toast, my toast. What was the spaghetti for all my bros, bros? Cause I like the o's, o's. I'm talking two tins of tomatoes. Yeah, so you gotta finish a little earlier than you instinct is, you know what I mean talking to him. So you've got to finish a little earlier than instinct is.

He was putting the toes in the, I thought that was a choice. Yeah, it was a choice. I don't like that. Because we're trying to cover a song that already exists. All right, all right, let's see. I've got a need stock, check the clock, need to go to the shop and get stock.

I'm afraid that I still need to trade trading stock Well buying stock because the market don't stop. Is that how it goes beautiful beautiful? Go luck Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Deadie If P-Daddy was in the mood for baller, they speak Eddie. Before I cook, check Macbook, check that ASX because spaghetti am socks on my two projects. I'm talking two things at my toes. Oh, dude, I'm making spaghetti for all my bros. Bros tastes, tastes, oh no, no. Yeah, beautiful.

Traded like a boss, bust the Ling inin profanon lost lost now check that ball in a soul Sous Need stock check the clock need to go to the shops and get stuck that I'm afraid that I still need the trading Trading stock while buying stock cuz the market don't stop now. No, no, whoa. Oh, yeah. Oh Need stock check the clock needs to go to the shop and get stock that I'm afraid that I still need to train and Trading stock what buying stock because the market doesn't stop. No. Oh Whoa Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is good. I would, I love it. I would love to like maybe put some sort of like progress in the variation in the second bit. You know, just in the set, like even though that's not the original, like just something like, like just just a, like a little extension of the story, like, yeah, even like a, like like, like, does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we stop now.

I think we've had, I think this is, I think this is a nice little demo, all right? All right, all right, all right. Should we come back to this? 100%. I think we can start another song. Like we can do holy grail, hand rail out there. I love rock and roll.

I love kicking goals. Yeah, do you think, but what, what, what, what, this is a really long song. So really long song. But how we get it like, how do we know how it works out? I want to hit it. Yeah, we haven't even started talking about arrival yet.

2016's arrival. Which is really... Why not even doing a full performance either? I was just... Okay. The motion. Well, let's keep going. Next verse.

We have to keep going now. We can like come back next week and keep going if you want. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking. You want to make this into like a 48-part. No, I think there's one more half hour to this. I think there's one more half hour of work. All right, great.

In my opinion, you know, and in my opinion, I'm happy to just keep recording and really smash this out if you guys are. Get this back and make it happen. You'll join us next week when we will complete the greatest parody song of all time. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you

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