Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 284 - Writing a Parody Song Part 3

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

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Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antidonna podcast. This week Broden Mark and Zach include their really funny and epic parody song. Remember, if you're loving this pod, you can get access to the video of the podcast and of course the weekly podcast at antidonna.com. calm. Welcome, I'm not even gonna fuck around. Go back to the episode one of this shit. Yeah. We're at the second verse. I ain't got a car in the world but got plenty of beer. I ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here. It's like every one second.

Now, what has happened in the story? We need to know where the character is been and where they've come from. So in my opinion, they've gone, they've gotten, so now they're back from the shops. Yep, how the back from the shops? Is that what's happened? I was in shock. I thought the bulk of the song was going to happen at the shops Okay, that might be just me. No, no, no, that's fine. No, no, no, it's fine It's maybe they're at the shop then maybe they're at the shop now and they're checking the market on their phone

Yeah, yeah So so ain't got to care in the world because I'm planning a beer ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here I ain't got to care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here. So, they're at the shops. Yeah. You should have moved on to a new shop. Maybe we should have moved on to another one. Yeah, just like, no, I feel, I'm already out of ideas. I'm pretty out of ideas here. I mean mean I guess what do they do with the stock?

Well they're at the shops. I'm very passionate about doing holy grail But I want to do holy grail No people want to hear the end of this. Let's see. I want to hear the end of it. We're gonna get like right It's pushed in without a push through you know, we're end-gaining right now I really want to do Holy Grail. And we will. And we will, Broden. If you want to see Holy Grail.

If you want to hear Holy Grail, let us know on Twitter. We won't remember the idea, because by the time we record, we banked a lot. And by the time, one of us will probably be dead by then. But reminders of the Holy Grail hand right I got something all right Now I'm at the shops, but the stock ain't here are Very good

Yeah, not and then maybe like a have you got an idea for the next line? No, no, no, please not to mention that That my like like not to mention that my like not to mention that my stock and what's it just going down although I fear or something like that like just like I'm afraid of judgment from my peers peers Oh for the sauce. Now I'm at the shop at the stock out here and I need that

depth of flavor to impress my pears. That's a very long line. I need that tip of flavor. Not about to impress my pears. So now I'm at the shop, but the stock ain't here. And I need that depth of flavor to impress my peers. Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so the next line goes initially in the in the Keshe version of the song.

Yeah. And now the dudes are lining up because they hear we got swagger, but we kick him to the curb and they look like Mick Jagger. Now, I think this song came out before moves like Jagger. Oh, did it. I don't. I think it did. This was kind of a bit of the era where it was like, no, it was out before Mick Jagger.

And I remember there's a kind of, this is a similar time to like listening to Sweet Home, Alabama all night long where I was just like songs with references to other artists and so it was a very weird time. I'd love if we could keep Mick Jagger. Yeah, let's try and keep Mick Jagger. Yeah, and I think I'd love to keep and now like so and then and make it like and now and then about the stocks. So we're keeping most of the stocks. Now the stocks are lining up,

because they hear we got swagger. Or like, and now the stocks are starting to crash. They ain't, maybe they don't have swagger. Maybe the stocks don't have swagger. Oh, we show what stocks are lacking. Yeah, brag. Oh, brag is good. Oh, I got it. I got it. And now the stocks, now the stock price is dropping faster than a Jaguar. No, Jaguar, Jaguar. What how does a Jaguar drop from the trees? Yeah,

Jaguar drop from the trees. Yeah, fast, fast, bigger, bigger, swagger, stagger, dagger, dagger is good. Now, me, now my portfolio is looking sharper than a dagger. Sandbagger. Sharper than a dagger's not lighting anyone on fire? Well, I do that, I do that. I love it, but I worry that we need some drama in the stocks like, well, the drama is all going really well. Okay, the drama can come because there's the stocks not here,

so it could be and now I definitely don't pass my fears of my peers but my poor folio is looking sharper than a dagger. Dagger Isn't a sharpener than a dagger Don't I fear it might drop like the face of the balls the balls of the balls of Mick Jagger? Yes, though I fear it May drop like the balls of Mick Jagger beautiful. Could I could I think one offer? Yeah, okay, well, I just want I make one offer? Yeah. Okay.

Well, I just want to make one offer on this line, but you go, bro. Yeah. No, mine's about the next line. Okay, so I just thought maybe one thing, just because this is a bit of anticipatory, and maybe it would be better just to get into the action. Something more along the lines, but my portfolio, which was once sharper than a dagger, is starting to drop like the balls of Mick Jagger. That's great. Just because then we get a move and then we're in the...

So my option. Though my portfolio, which was once... Which was once sharper than a dagger. Sharp as a dagger. Which was once as sharp as a dagger. And would you keep it though, if you were in May drop, like the balls of Mick Jagger now that doesn't work at all?

No, so what I would do is I would change that. That was so much. Yeah, what you have was great. What you have was great. Is starting to drop like the balls of Mick Jagger. That my poor folly here, which was once as sharp as the dagger, is now starting to drop like the balls of That's my, that's my poor folly here, which was once a sharp as a dagger is now starting to drop like the balls of Mick Jagger. I'm now, here's, this is controversial, right? Yeah.

I think the next few lines could stay the same. So I'm talking about getting wrong. I'm not far. Crunk. Boys try to touch my junk junk. Get a smack him if you get too drunk drunk. And then you go back into it. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about getting, I'm talking about everybody getting a crunk, boys try to touch my junk. Gonna smack him if you get into drunk. And then what if we just change the middle,

can I just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, right in? Keep what you're talking about, but just change the middle? Can I just like, yeah, yeah, I'll put it right in. Keep what you're talking about, but just change boys try to touch my junk to like a, um, start and I think my stocks are junk or something like that. So like, I'm talking about everybody getting cranked worried my stocks are junk. I wish that if he,

I would say maybe we do keep it the same. It's different offer, but we just change one word in the line. So rather than I'm talking about everybody getting crunk-crunk, maybe it's about I'm talking about my source getting crunk. And maybe, yeah, like what's someone who's a villainous character in the stock market, something like something made off. What? Mardi Mardi.

Just like Schlecky. What was his name Martin Schlecky? Yeah, they're talking about sex. Goldman Sachs. Who? But I just want to say I'm very passionate about boys try to touch my junk. All right, well we can, are you, well I mean it works in the context if you're talking about the stocks.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about, I'm talking about my source getting crunk, crunk boys trying to touch my junk junk. You can make a boy try to touch, try to touch my stock junk. My can make a voice try to touch my stock junk. My stock junk. Yeah, I like that a lot. All right. Boy's trying to touch my stock junk.

And then gonna smack him if he's getting to drunk, drunk. Works. That works. Yeah. I worry that we're losing sight of what this whole song was about. That's better. We were a young, independent woman. We were saying something.

Explain to him, Mark. Explain to him what he was saying. It's better young, independent woman who was trying to make a ballinay sauce that has an incredible depth of flavor to it, but also keep on top of her business portfolio and stock market. So it's two meanings of the word stock. I worry that there's been cattle in this as well. Stock? Yeah, I think that's absolutely cool.

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, maybe in a third one. Let's not forget stock, cattle stock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the breach. Maybe she grew up on a cow farm. Yeah, I just have a worry though, because I think there's been a fundamental misunderstanding from the very beginning, because you said this is a song

about someone trying to make a bolognese with a great depth of flavour. I see this as someone trying to save a bolognese that doesn't have a depth of flavour. Does that make sense as a difference? They're just trying to give it up to level, you know what I mean? That's what I mean. I think that is there. I think that is there in the lyrics to be fair. I think that is there in the lyrics.

If we can make this work, that's great. I worry that this crack is going to become a much larger problem. But let's push through. Yeah, all right. Talk about my sauce getting from. I love the chaos stuff. Boys try to touch my stock junk. Gonna smack him if you get too drunk

I Think that works Yeah, cuz him could mean many things Hmm I just want to say if we don't mention arrival at some point between now and the end of the song 2016's arrival I'm gonna leave anti-donner I don't just put my foot down there. There's a have to be in regard What if the strong independent woman has just seen arrival? Yeah, I've got an idea at the end mark

I've got an idea at the end. Okay, great. Don't worry about that. I've got us covered there. Right, I'm just gonna cover Okay, all right, so now now we go until they kick us out, out, or the police shut us down, down. Police shut us down, down. Popo shut us down. Um, I don't like Popo. No, I don't like Popo. Unless you're talking about Popo. I'm like, can we?

Yeah. Then I'm on board. So that's I think where we should go with this. Okay, I think we need to just move away from the stock thing, we've done that, we've covered it. Now we need to start, like maybe I get home and my whole house smells like beef sauce. I don't know the lyrics yet, I'm just trying

to paint a picture of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the story. My whole house smells of beef sauce. Well, yeah, yeah. It's the story. My whole house smells of beef sauce. Well, I've got to get rid of this house before the smell, before the guests arrive with some popery. Something like that.

Oh, well, I love the popery. Guess what I love about that. I love the popery. Oh. Popery, yeah. Popery. Well, I would have guessed it right with Poperie. No, no, I got to get some Poperie.

Right. But it starts with Poper. So the rhyme is down. I've got, now my house it smells like beef beef. I thought maybe we could do some beef rhymes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really starting to reek, reek. Yeah, that's not the chief, reef, thief.

Thief. Bay leaf, you know, you put a bit of bay leaf in a ball of nave. Oh, now my house, it smells like beef, beef. Gotta add some bay leaf. Or a hint and a hint of bay leaf. And a hint of bay leaf, yes, yes. Yeah.

I still have belief that I can make this bolognese delicious for my friends, and guess it's tonight. We've moved on from the delicious bolognese. The issue now is the smelly house. We need to be very good at this. Oh, that's the issue now. What is this about then?

The only way to make popery work. Why, your, why not supposed to popery. So I can't. But I don't think you need to. What are you talking about? I think we absolutely need to. All right, but popery is not the, oh, I mean, it could be the right.

So look, now it, now my house, it smells like beef, beef, and a hint of bay leaf, but I still have burr leaf that I and then needs to be something about that I can maybe you can be that I can save the sauce with I can save the sauce I can trade in I can save all like I can make the house smell nice with Pope Parie. And, but I haven't forgotten about the stock. Like the ASX. What about the,

but also is there a core thing of like, you're actually like you need to be across your stocks constantly. No, it's more like one-to-day thing. Yeah, the issue is that the market is shaking. If this isn't clear, then we've got a big problem. Motif. The issue is the market is shaky.

Even so, you would just keep an eye to it. It wouldn't be something you need to be engaging with like every moment. You know, you could go and make dinner and come back and check it. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, and that's why you're just and check it. Yeah, hold on. Yeah What are you writing mark with this? I've got yeah, I know I know I know I'm just I'm just on a thought. I'm on a so this is what I've got at the moment

Right, um so now my house it smells like beef beef and a hint of bay leaf But I still have but leaf that the smell will go with popoury, the sauce will be yummy, and then something about the salt and the onion. Popo shut us down. No, I don't know about the popo shutting us down. All right. I don't like it on care for the Pope. So the smell goporee. Right. The smell goporee.

The sauce will be yummy. And my stocks will be something, something that rhymes with, um, uh, and maybe end, and, and, and that that I know stock market dummy. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Read it out loud.

Do the song. Do the song. Can I say really quickly, isn't it amazing? Yeah, sometimes you labor over something because it's so complex. And then there are other times where it just works. Yep. All right, read it. Sing it, works. Yep. All right, sing it Mark. Hull thing.

Why is that? Yep. With the music? Yep. All right, okay, all right. I don't know if this is, oh yeah, because that down, down bit just goes down, down, I don't know how that goes,

but we'll figure it out, all right? Do you bet? All right. Wish me luck, everyone. Oh, good luck. Thanks, guys. Good luck. Wake up in the morning feeling like Piededi.

If Piededi was in the mood for Paula, they speak Getty. Before I cook, check Macbook, check the ASX because Big Getty and my stocks are my two projects. I'm talking two tins of tomatoes. Toast, beautiful. Making spaghetti for all my bro's, bro's. Taste, test, oh no, zone, no's.

Yeah great. Trading like a boss, boss the Ling in profit, and boss now check that ball and nay's sales. Yeah good. Need stock, check the clock, need to go to the shops and get stock Don't I'm afraid that I still need to trade trading stock while buying stock cuz the market doesn't stop no Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa need stock check the clock go need to go to the shop and get stock though I'm afraid that I still need to trade trade and stock or buy

and stock because the market doesn't stop no sorry I stopped up oh well now I'm at the shop but the stock ain't here and I need that depth of flavor to impress my peers though my portfolio which once was a shop is a dagger is now starting to drop like the balls of Mick Jagger I'm talking about get my source crunk crunk crunk boys. I'm touch my stock junk and a smack him if he gets too drunk drunk That still works. Now my house it smells like beef beef and a hint of bay leaf leaf but I still have belief leaf I don't know what I don't know. I don't know what happened there. Fuck. We're good at this. I don't know what happened there. Fuck. We're good at this.

I don't know what happened there. Fuck. We're good at this. I don't know what happened there. Fuck. If we're confident that we've changed the lyrics like well, then we can go back and listen. We can tidy this up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can figure that out. For when. For in time for recording and then shooting the video, which I have a very clear vision of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then like a bridge to do so we're pretty close Right, okay Did that help at all a little bit I need to hear it again Absolutely It's here at one more time We're trying to touch my junk Absolutely. It's your Wump with time. I was trying to touch my junk.

Are you spanking me? No, no, we've got a way off. We've accidentally added an extra, like an extra. Yeah, we've added a line. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. That's okay. No, no, no, no, no. Fuck, you just get rid of, but I still have belief.

You get rid of, you get rid of, still have belief. And you change that to butt. And you go, so, so you go like, fuck, just calm down. It's all right, I've still got it. Fuck. It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. All right. Now, my house that smells like beef, beef,

and a hint of bay leaf leaf, but the smell will go with popoury, the sauce will be yummy and I'm not, and I'm no stocked down me, it'll be alright. That'll be alright. If you're alright, let's go, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cut down me. So it'll be like, no, I have some smells like beef, beef and a hint of bay leaf, but the spell will go with Pope a reed.

The sauce will be yummy and ain't no stop Mark, cut down me. I think you go. And I ain't no stop Mark, cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this entertainment still? No. I mean, this is not entertainment.

And we've always been clear about that. Podcasts, M.O. is not entertainment. Same course again? No. I don't know. Yeah, I think it has to be. I think it has to be. That's what I like.

It's the anthem, you know? I'm a boy of Ominokoka and my best name is Chokka or whatever it is. And they still haven't gotten stock. This independent young woman still hasn't actually gotten a stock, so the chorus still resonates. Oh, God. Can I just maybe offer that because there's been

an escalation that we just change, like just to like need stock, just the shop reference and just now make it about the smelly house reference. Yes. Needs stock, you know, smelly house, maybe that's too complicated, but just adding some smelly house references. I'm just trying to think because maybe other than because the market doesn't stop.

I can't, because the market doesn't stop. Change that to like, because the house is smelly. What about like putting a new stock? What about just need stock smelly house? Need to go to the shops again, stock. Though I'm afraid that I still need to trade smelly house. What, yeah? Because it smells like slop. Because the house it smells like slop.

Yeah, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because the house smells like slop. Yeah. It's all right if you think no, I want you to be honest. What about needs, needs, needs, needs, need, need, need. And it, no, no, no. Make the smell stop. We need to make the smell stop. Oh, we need, oh, it's no no no make the smell stop we need to make the smell stop oh we need oh that's perfect

need trading stock or to make the smell stop yeah popery will make the smell stop that's too many layers smelly stock what about like smelly stock the popery to make the I don't know I think I think my notes are dry. It's not. Take the clovey, go to the shop and get stock. No, I'm afraid that it's still need to trade. Trading stock will bind stock,

cause the smell, and now, and now, and now the smell won't stop. Yeah. And now the smell won't stop. On top of all that, what she's saying is, yeah, on top of all that. Yeah, I love that. I love that. I'm thank you. Oh, yeah.

That's absolutely fine. This is gonna be good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, great. Then. DJ, you break me up. You break me down my house. This is a bridge.

This is a bridge. This is what we call a bridge. It's the last bit. It's just the bridge that we have to do now. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. Let me get Kesher up again. She brushes her teeth for the bottle of jack. Not there. Sorry everyone. I might for the bridge. I think it's here.

So we'd be doing the start, you know, smelly house. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he's got me with my hands. Right. And then it comes back in and does that. I can't believe my hands are half. Right. And then it comes back in and does that again, two builds. This is like the climax. So this is where you are resolving everything I think. The stock is going up, the stock is going up, just an idea.

Back in. And then maybe that line, maybe that line is about when she goes. So everything resolves here, the stock goes up. Maybe she finds a thing like a stock in a bridge. Well, yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, well, no, where of is that? I don't mind, I'm just trying to find the stock. Well, I just, I know that I'm the stock.

You use dried, dried portabello mushrooms. That's an alternative way to add depth of flavor. Oh, great, yeah, so maybe she finds a bag of dried portabello mushrooms in a tea cabinet. Someone mistakenly put it there as tea ones because they weren't sure what it was, right? And then at the end, in that now the party don't start till I walk in. Maybe that's a line about, you know, like everything's great now.

Now the source is very tasty and the stock market is, I don't know, and I've won something there of that ilk. And then the last chorus we slightly changed to got stock now. Now it's about got stock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, source is great. Is my brain off of it? Can I make an offer? Yeah.

So exactly what you're saying, but go, because I just really loved this initial idea. And I'm not going to pitch a rival, actually. But so we're resolving the stock issue, the markets going up, we're dealing with the smelly house. Oh, and did I mention I own some cows? Yeah, that's great. And did I mention I own some cows and then we do all the elements. And I have another line. I have another line that I'm very happy with, which is in the chorus, source is great and I did and trade too late. So just as a way to show that it's all worked out

for her. Yeah. This young independent woman. I just needed to get that out. They came in the... All right, so maybe the first DJ, you build me up, you break me down. Maybe this is about stocks,

you build me up, you break me down. You could just say stocks break me up, stocks break me down. Yeah. Or like stocks are going up, I like to what you say. Well, I was thinking, at the start, I think we can build to that, but here it's saying stocks,

you build me up, you break these down. And then you go on talking about, and then after that, rather than hard at pounds, then you break down what stocks she's referring to. So stocks, you build me up, you break me down. I'm talking like a chicken stock and the trademark. You'd like that. Yeah, great. Do you know what I'm taught like like a like chicken stock and the trademark. Like you'd like great. Do that right now. Well, he's doing that. Where do you think we put the do we sell this with a label? Do we try and make this go viral on TikTok? Well, all I know is that I have a very clear vision of a high level music video with Mark at the center like in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Like it's the aesthetic of like he wakes up in the kitchen,

feeling like spaghetti and then it's like, you know, like a sort of up-angle fish islands of him stirring a spaghetti sauce, really wacky faces. And I'm thinking Facebook, I'm thinking Facebook. You think that's your own Facebook? You think Facebook is the new platform where the kids are going. I'm thinking like,

Needsstock, Dash, All-Capped, parody, or like Needsstock, Dash, Keshe's, Tiktok, All-Capped, parody, and then like, and then that's for the YouTube, and then on Facebook, I'm thinking something like, like just like something like, and then, and that's for the YouTube and then on Facebook I'm thinking something like, um, like just like, like something like, um, don't you hate when this happens to you dot dot dot? Okay, I like that. I think it's gonna work.

I don't, I personally don't want to be in the video. I would, I think Mark, because Mark's doing such a good job. But isn't this written from the perspective of a young woman? Broden, have you heard of Wigs? Silly Wigs? Silly Wigs and no, no, no, no. You're my focusing now. It's not really listening to us.

So this is great. Well, do we want to do a fun? weeks and no, no, my focusing now. It's not really listening to us. So this is great. You're having to have a nice time. Do you want to do a new dependent young woman? In a week, Mark loves, for those who don't know, Mark loves week comedy. I also think he should record it slow, like we should record it.

He should do the box and then we should play it slow and then speed up the visuals. So it's a wacky mark in a wig, like a little bit in fast forward. Go into the shots like him with a trolley go to the shops. I think it's very literal. I have an awful. I'm reading out. I'm seeing very happy to hear notes.

I'm seeing you. Don't spill me. Stox, you build me up. You break me down talking chicken, stock, and the trademark at, and one more stock. I'm talking cows. My family owns the cattle farm. And then, where, now we're eating Spur,

getty, and we're trade and stock. And then back into the final chorus. Well, no, because then then then then then then then and then then then then then then then then then and then then then then then then then then then and then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then up. I've got an idea for a twist. Yeah. What the stocks she's invested in is the cattle farm. Yes. Come on, Zach. I just don't think. And the beef and the beef and the bologna sauce is from her family farm. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sex. six I look I might be wrong, but I I don't think farms trade on the a six maybe a company

It's artistic license sack We don't have to look maybe the twist is too much right mark just fucking right Wrong, please probably wrong. I'm sure there are companies that own fans on the ASX. I'm sure of it. I think people wear it like it's like dairy companies as well. The company that the beef sells to would be on the stock market potentially. Yeah, no, absolutely.

I'm sure there is. I just think we need to be very careful with the wording that we're not implying that we think, you know, you can buy cows on the ASX. No one's saying that. No one's saying that, Zach. No one's saying that. I don't want anyone thinking that we think

you can buy cows on the ASX. Ah ha ha. No one's saying that. Oh, that's about headphone. Oh, no. That's all my headphones. It's all right. This is ending now.

You hear me? And then I've got an idea that you're going to like Zach at the end of this bridge in the bit where she goes. And when I leave for the night, or whatever it is, that into the core, we go, we just say the movie arrival. Yeah, great. Yeah, I'm really happy with that. That's exactly what I want. 2016's arrival. The 2016 film arrival.

Yeah. I like it. But Dennis Villanove. Yeah. That's good. Yeah, that's good. This is good stuff. Gotta stop banking podcasts, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm alright, it's okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Who knows how fucked to the world will be when this is coming out. So I'll probably find this to do. That line there, Mark. Yeah. Just write the 2016 film Arrival. Yeah great. Okay great folks, you are gonna love this. Can you fit in?

Can you fit in? But we need to change the last chorus burden. But before you do, can you fit in in that line? Like I give 2016's arrival? Five stars Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I know I get I really want to make a video of this song so bad.

Maybe no need to go to the shop. No need to go to the shop to get stock. To get stock, the sauce is great and I didn't trade too late. Yeah All right fill This is great, and I didn't try to late Look what's trading stock while buying stock it'll work out It'll work out in the end. Yeah, or tip top Okay, yeah It all worked out in the end. Yeah, or the tip top. It's a pooch. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, and then it repeats. Same thing again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that last chorus really came together quickly. And I think it's the best one. Can I just say, because you've not included stock, could you just say yummy sauce? Is it important that it's a stock?

What? I've got the sauce is great. We've got the whole fucking song here. Let's see how it sounds. All right. Oh, it's just yummy stock. Yeah, they got the stock. They are.

You did dry and pochini mushrooms. Which adds as a stock. So just say no stock. Like, or an alternative a stock. So just say no stock. Like, or an alternate. What we'll help out, we go stock. We'll not stock, no need, but still no need to go to the shop. Yes, thank you.

Oh my god. We're really gonna throw the towel in this close to the finish line. Come on, let's fucking make this sound good. That's the difference between, you know, one and a half to cut the, for syllable, so it's gonna have to, but still no need to go to shop.

If that's all right. Yeah, of course. At least it makes sense. Yeah. Hey Mark, it doesn't matter. Oh, I'm with anything. No. All right, let's see if it's all right.

I'm just trying to stride my fingers to Puccini Pata. Just Puccini Powder. That's all I ask. Oh fuck, all right, let me have a look. On the next draftsack. On the next one, which is pretty true. So I'm going through it. I know in my heart that when this is done, this is done.

So I've got to get my Puccini Powder reference in there. Fine. The last thing through the gate is Puccini Powder. And that's all in. All right. Oh, oh, oh, look what's that Puccini Powder. Oh wait, I'll fuck this bit up. Say, look, I'm saving this. Can you play the bridge again?

Look at this. Here goes, I'll sing it for you. You build me up, you break me down. Something, something something something something something some's la dum dum da dum dum dum la do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I think I'm gonna be proud of my sources. Yeah, you got it. That's all right. I think I'm all right. It's like a duh, you know? Yeah.

You know, just think duh. You ready? I'm so excited Mark. Good luck. Oh my god. All right. And if you want to just do like, instead of, hey, what up girl, just say 2016's, nah, I'm playing.

I'm playing. All right. All right. I'm gonna give it a go. It's gonna be rough. Should I put auto tune on? Yes. All right. If that's a thing. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Daddy if P. Diddy was in the mood for ball and they spaghetti

Before I cook check MacBook check the ASX because BeGETTY and my stocks are my two. Pro, check, I'm talking two tens of tomatoes. Toes make a spaghetti for all my bros. Bros taste test, oh no, no, no. Yeah, good. Yeah, I'm trading like a boss, stealing in profit and loss. Now check that Bolognese sauce. Yes. Now check that bull and nay's sells Yes Need stock, check the clock

Need to go to the shops and get stock They're all afraid that are still need to trade Trading stock, we're buying stock Cause the market doesn't stop No, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Need stock, check the clock Need to go to the shop and get stock

They're all afraid that I still need to trade Trade and stock, we'll buy and stock cause the market doesn't stop no Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Now I'm at the shop but the stock ain't here And I need that depth of flavor to impress my peers, though my portfolio, which once was a shoppers a dagger is now starting to drop like the balls of Mick. I'm talking about getting my sauce getting crunk, crunk, boys run, touch my stock, junk, and smashing me if he's getting too drunk, drunk.

Now my house it smells like beef, beef in a hint of bay leaf But the smell will go with Popeur e, the sauce will be yummy And I ain't no stock market dummy Need to go to the shops and get stocked I'm afraid that I still need to trade Trade and stock will buy and stock Now the smell won't stop now Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Need stock, check the clock, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I breached stocks you build me up you break me down Talking chicken stock in the trade market

And one more stock. I'm talking chaos my family owns the cattle farm Oh look what's that? Puchini pal to my source is Pal to my source is Haved and my stocks up. Yes, my stocks up. Yes, my stocks up. I give the 2016 film a rival five stars We got stock will not stock but still no need to go to shop to get stock the sources great And I didn't trade too late Trade and stock will buy and stock It all worked out tip top yeah Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

We got stock yummy stock No need to go to the shop To get stock the sources great And I didn't need to trade Trade and stock will buy and stock It all worked out tip you I'm talking oh Wow all right, we got I got pretty close for one go That was good. So that was we've worked really hard yeah

We the the the origin layer was another layer of just fucking horror Terrific The Orichin layer was another layer of just fucking horror. Oh, horrific. Horror, just horror. Which I kinda like though. But here's my thought. I think we've done a really, really bad job. Yeah. I think it's bad. Yeah.

You know what I think that it's terrible. There's a little, the two stocks were still confusing. It's Too much detail It's confused This I mean the stories clear, but is it a story anyone wants to hear the story is the big question for me It's a bad story is clear, but the story is also bad Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well guys, I just wanna say,

we've now banked a bunch of podcasts. For you, for us, this is the end of bank in a bunch. Yeah. But to those listening is now December, it's the end of the year. And what a great year it's been. All the things that have happened over the last few months Presumably quite terrible, but we have had fun

Stobbs acts just stop. I'm just trying to do something big that'll work. What a year it's been! Thank you everyone. We'll see you next week! Bye! Bye! You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week! you