Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 285 - A 3AW Christmas Special

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

Yes thats right its Christmas time at the Aunty Donna Podcast already and we have the 5th instalment of our 3AW special! auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com auntydonnaclub.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a Legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week gets our annual Christmas special featuring John, John and John. You can get access to the video for this podcast and hundreds of others plus all the episodes of the podcast over at Anti-DonnaClub.com. You listen to the only proper broadcast The greatest fucking broadcast in the world Bro, they're making taxes sometimes And yes, we hope you enjoy the mother fucking broadcast That's a very special time of year when families become closer and Maybe turn that down just a little bit in my ear

Yeah, that's all right there we go All right there we go That All right there we go. That's much better. Yeah. We're gonna play a little bit loud. Yes, but I'll tell you later about it. I'll talk about it after the break, but I just had some neighbors making some noise.

I didn't get much sleep last night. But let's talk about the Christmas. Yeah, I just had my, went to the ENOs and Throne Specialist earlier this year for my annual checkup and they said, my sound, my ears were decreasing in capabilities in capabilities. But it's that special time of year when we all gather around and community and we think we think we'll be thankful for that Christmas time. Good morning everyone. We are a join by me

John and also John. Thank you thank you so much for having me on John and also John as we... Yes, thank you, thank you so much for having me. I mean, listen, it's been a big year. I think Christmas is a time for reflecting on the year. I came out from behind the glass. I used to just be behind that. Producer, you know, I was a juicer, John. I was taking the calls and you know, when John passed away, it was a time...

Ah! We had the state funeral for John and wasn't it a beautiful state? Beautiful time and I thought to myself when you asked me to fill his shoes. Step forward and become a co-host I thought I don't think I can do this but I've had a certain one right of plumb with great a plumb you've taken the role and we wrapped a heavier John. These are young we call him young John, at the ripe old age of 87. And John, I have to say, I'm having such a wonderful time. I know that some people in the hallway, some of your bosses, my bosses now,

the fairfacum, are quarring media. They're a little worried, you know, my comedy in the 50s was a little ascurbic, it was a little rude. They thought I'd be bringing that. But I've sent down. But you've sent down in the surgery. Yes, absolutely. And the third wife has really settled me down. You've only got one lung.

Yes, I've only got one lung. I've had four wives, and I've got 27 children all across the country. I've talked about what it was a hard year with hardship as well, with the masks and the, you know, when you were in the... I have a grandchild that's older than my youngest child. Yeah. Do you understand? Oh.

Well, no, if you could go and, so, it doesn't work. So, my fourth wife is only five years older than my eldest daughter. She's had, she recently had, some children, she's got three grandchildren of her own, three boys. I just call for your grammar. Yes, they do, yes. And they just, they just want, they just want a girl. But anyway, they're trying for a girl at my youngest that I've had with my fourth one. The second

child I've had with my fourth one is younger. Yes. And that second wife's name is John Yes. Yes. Is younger than some of my, some of their aunties and uncles. Well, listen to that. Well, that's the magic of Christmas. Is that all the family come together and spend that time. And we talked about what a hard year it was when there were some real downs, but there was also some great ups. And I think my great up for this year would be the 50 year reunion of Hay Hay itself. Oh my goodness, wasn't it? Funny, good to settle, and John Blackman.

Good to see some people being funny for once. I see some of this new comedy, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the new series of that this and it's not funny. Yeah. Oh, you can't say anything anymore with Kensel culture. But that's why I thought it was a meant fantastic night and it spends time with Darryl and Wally.

I mean, we'll be wise and spend time together. But we've got a wonderful morning show today where we're going to take you through all the Christmas classics and you might want to put on a little paper hat crown as you and have a Christmas time. I remember when you said to me on the Monday afternoon meeting, we have a meeting after every show and John said to me, he said, I think I'd like to, you know, Christmas is about getting the family together. Before we take out a little break and go to Newse, I go to Newse, I like to go to Port Douglas.

You know, I take it three weeks off, of course, and we've got to, we've got to go to Port Douglas and we stay at the Mantra. Yes, luckily, we've got to place up at Newse, and we get the whole family around. Family around. And as I was saying,

John, he said to me, it was more white people. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little more overt than the usual dog we're sitting. But, John, over what I would happen, I was up there and we went out for a lunch and bought Douglas. But Douglas, because it's much warmer in the shorts and T-shirt.

And we were sitting at a table next to us with a family and we got to talking and she said I was born in Eaglemont in Melbourne. I said you're joking. I was born at the same hospital. We found out it was a week after I'd been born. The further you go away, the more people you connect with. I just had a funny thought. The idea of you in shorts and songs.

You're always wearing a suit at least. Yes. A tie. Yes. The idea of you wearing a nice Peter Jackson suit. You're always come to... I say to you, you know, there's no cameras. You're not on the television anymore. Why are you wearing a tie and you say you're in your dress? Well, you know, I say it's about certain, certain expectations.

Absolutely. You should be able to sit down and you know the first thing people think of you is what's the man wearing. And that's what I say is the idea of you in shorts where it's a thong. It's a very funny image indeed. Anyway on the Monday I should get to it. At the Monday afternoon meeting you said for the Christmas episode I think it'd be great. Christmas is all about family. We should get a smorgasbord of some of our favorite guests. Yes, yes.

Our favorite guests is here. And bring the men in, talk about what are they having for Christmas lunch or is it a turkey or are they going more of the seafood around around here? Absolutely. And I thought even they could talk to some of their ideas. You know, some of the things they usually talk about, we've got a science man, having all the big science fun. Maybe he could talk to Christmas science, something

Christmas. You know, every year when we do this and there's usually a few people to say, I don't get this and this podcast was wrong. I don't like that. Yes. And you're right, this is for me. This one's for me. Yes, absolutely. And it's also for remembering that it's a special time when Christ was born. You know, and I have to say, God is real and Christ is our savior.

I have to say I was sitting on the Zoom. Oh no, it was, it was, I think a Facebook, you know, they, anyway, my eldest daughter set it up for me. She set up, and basically I couldn't go to church because of COVID-19. And she set it up, and I thought to myself, you know, how wonderful that we live at an age that I could sit it in my little

How we buy big house? Yes, you buy living room at a Sunday morning Yes, and what's the good old church on Facebook live? It's just like I'm there Well, we what we do in our house we get it on the zoom in on the Facebook and we also get it on ABC And then we like to you know, there's a you can get it on a night tablet Yeah, so we have three Christmas carols shows going at once. But our next guest, you will know from our weekly program, he is our local cinema buff. Yes, yes, we've got a bit of a cinema.

He's our Hollywood man, he talks all things movies, all things Hollywood, he knows everyone, I think he knows Mel Gibson, he knows, I think he met Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he knows, he knows what's the lady from Bowling Stone? She's a sweetest in Seattle. Oh, Mr. Shae, I mean, Mike Bryan, he's met her on the red carpets and all the rig, all the star studded glitz and glamour. Absolutely. You might know him from his expert experience. A expert experience.

He's a track of the Hollywood gossip. We know him as the main with the sparkly shirt. He's a very flamboyant young man. He's confirmed a bachelor. It confirmed a bachelor and it doesn't matter what's in fashion. It works with a certain zinny, he walks with a certain flay. Doesn't matter what's in fashion, he's, he's, he's shirts are always colorful, buttoned down a few notches with a big collar.

It makes, makes Richard Wilkins look like John Wayne. Makes John Michael Howes and look like Richard Wilkins look like John Wayne. Oh, man. Makes John Michael Howeson look like Richard Wilkins. Yeah. As he says, he's a funny fellow. He's gonna talk to us about his top 48 Christmas films. Please welcome John. Oh, thank you so much for that. Wait, you got to wave a...

At the movies with John. I didn't know that was gonna... You got to wave a... I didn't know that was gonna be an intro. You're gonna let it play. All didn't know that was going to be an intro. You're going to let it play. All right. Oh, this is lovely music. Very loud.

Well, John, well, I'm Merry Christmas to you. Well, Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Can you even say Merry Christmas anymore? They come at you these days. You say that. I said that to someone at Coles. Yes, yes. Said that to Coles. Merry Christmas anymore. They come at you these days, you say that. I said that was someone at college.

Said that's Culls and then the young lady at Culls was like, I think happy holidays is more. Probably I would go, God, come say. I don't know if it's anything anymore, I'm just trying to buy my Patoki ham. It's a well-wim and Patoki ham. It was a great Christmas ham. A great Christmas ham.

And we're brought to you by Patoki ham. Did you have Patoki ham? This Christmas. They're young. They're young. They come in big, they come in small. Is he's done too? Yes, he's done too. Now John, you love going to the movies.

Oh, I love the whole experience. But ever since, Dictator Dan, I said, we've got a God. Dictator, flip and dance. I was reading, I saw the front page of the sun. Dictator, dance. I was at the chairman dance. I was at the Port Melbourne Gulf.

You call them, you call them dictator dance. We've got a name for them at my family. Dick head dance is what we call it. We're gonna dump that. You've ruined your track record job. What? You're using that language as filth. I'm sorry, but I feel quite strongly about

Dick head a dick head dance. Listen here. And you can beep that out if you need to beep that out We're on radio live radio We're on live radio Goes out to the town as at the trove valley It's gonna be 100,000,000 That's gonna be a hundred thousand dollar fine That's gonna be, we're gonna get the phone lines will be ablaze and there Yeah

But I want to talk to you a little bit about what you said before, is you yell at the young women at Coles. Yes, yes. And that's what I like to do as an old person, is go into any Coles and find a staff member and yell at them about something. What do you like to yell at the Coles staff about? Well, just like, it's just a great way

to get all that anger that I have. You know, it's boiling up at home. The other wife is there. And she's telling me, I can't do this. And I can't do have, you know, it's boiling up at home. You know, the wife is there and she's telling me, I can't do this and I can't do that, you know, I'm swat. Yes, my wife. Yes, my wife. I like to go. I like to find a section that I thought something was in

and then I'll yell at them that it's moved. Right, right. Oh, that's interesting. What I like to do is no repercussions for yelling at an 18-year-old. What I like to do is there's no repercussions for yelling it in an 18-year-old. No, what I like to do is, it's something very specific to me. I like to find things that are in sort of packages, maybe a six pack of drinks or a box of things. I like to open that box, take out a few individual items.

And when they explain to me that I can't purchase them, I just scream and shout. Carry on. Carry on until I speak to a manager and they're not much older. No. And I scream and I shout at them. And then they'll get it. I use often leave without the problem being solved and I will sit on a phone for days, weeks, and I've found if you send an email, I've gotten four managers fired.

Oh, and the last five. When you say that what is an email, John've gotten four managers far out in the last five years. When you say that what is an email, John? Oh, you're not not the email. No, no, what is an email? So, like a mile in the mail. I know, I believe it happens on the sort of the computers now and the phones, isn't there? But it's very, works very similar. The man brings it to your house and puts it on the computer.

My youngest of the first lot of children, the youngest of the first 43 years old. What does he say he works? He works as a blackburn. Yeah, he's working as a Lexus dealer. He's a Lexus dealer. He's saying there's going to be a time where you'll be ordering cars online, and not only that, he says you'll be watching videos, television short videos on the internet.

And I said, I don't believe in he said, it's already happening. You know, it's already happening. You've watched live streams of church. Yeah, this is 2021. It was funny. The Toronto is true, and he's not wrong. There's going to be people there's people at the moment.

You can get it someone's voice. They can be talking like the way we're talking now. And you can broadcast that across the state within about 500 kilometers. And he, what they're saying, at that very moment. Do you know what I said to him? He said something much like that. And I said, you know, how's that any different to radio? Come to me when you've got something new radios here to stay absolutely absolutely. And over what do you buy in the Lawrence and Lexus Blackburn and

the Bittocki ham but also the Crisco hamper. And it's coming out this year with some great little packages there. The kids can go through and have the minstarts and the pork grind and and this is the thing rightson absolutely John and a lot of people that I I ran into some of the other week you were running to some on the other week at the Melbourne Club another one for gentlemen at the Melbourne Club he was a high powered lawyer and he said to me he said oh surely you're not getting those Chris Gohampers. Oh that great value I read in the I read in the age that you were making a 1.7 million dollars a year And I said well, you know what I don't do it because it's affordable. I do it for the convenience

It comes right here husband and you can start taking off in September. It's all big guys That's the my favorite thing about cosya. All right, we have to take a break We're going to take a little break now and we'll be back in a moment now a message from sunraja fruit prunjus Director of sunraja natural beverages talking to his mom Ruby about sunraja's exciting cranberry creations trust sunraja to bring cranberry juice to Australia then the Americans have known the cranberry secrets for centuries now. American Indian use cranberry for lens drinks and sauces. And American sailors drank cranberry juice for their vitamin C.

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Oh God! That's so giant. John, they're out. John at the movie. Now I saw an apps. Oh my God. I saw an app for the movies. Now I saw an apps, oh my god. I saw an app for the volume. You've got to really work on those levels. I don't know of bringing the producer into the studio,

but then leaving where the producer would be, empty and not getting someone else's maybe the smartest choice for the show, as the levels have deffined me quite severely. Well that sounded like a good level to me. But well they are now, but I saw a fabulous movie the other night. Now I'd had a couple of sherrys so forgive me if I'm a little hazy on some of the details. But that man, the Tim the Tool Man Taylor, do you remember him?

Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Oh we're talking movie. Yes, yes, yes. but uh... that man the tim the tool man taylor remember him from the tim the tool man taylor are we talking movies yes yes we're talking movies so history beautiful christmas movie the other night i can't remember quite the name of it what about tim the tool man taylor played some a man who turned into something i think it turned into some sort of

classic christmas a man who turned into something, I think he turned into some sort of classic Christmas character. I can't, no, I don't believe it was that, I think maybe he turned into... You're talking about the Santa Claus. No, that doesn't ring about, it was Tim the Toolman. No, you're talking about Santa Claus. And he, something he would gree-grue a sort of beard and sort of became this mythical type character.

You're talking about the Santa Claus. No, I think he became... But it's a pun, so you see it's a pun. Did you notice that it's a pun? I said to my wife, I said, you know, John, that's John's. That's John's John. All four of them.

No, my wife's name is John. Well, I say you have to take on the name John, if you marry me. Yes. The feminine of John is obviously Joan. Joan and John. Joan and John. So I said to Joan Osborne. I said to Joan I said, I said, John Howlett. Why have they got a bit in there? Is that a John? Yes.

At least I'm talking about the Santa Claus. What do we do? Well, I don't think that's the reason you've gotten confused. You have to call the confused now. There's a Santa contract that if you murder Santa Claus and you become Santa Claus, then you would take on his weight and hair and deliver presents to the kids. Well, that sounds like a thriller. This was more of a comedy sort of a comedy of errors almost.

You don't know if I can tell you the kids when they open those presents on Christmas, they're like, is it? Oh, the grand kids are like, go, they don't get in there and they rip at all the threads and they, I've got my bike on my, my penny whistle or my, or my glue gun or whatever that. But he is my, I love glue guns. Tell me, what do you think he'd think of when they think Christmas? Who do you think they think of? Um, Santa Claus. Tony Bartoutio. No, that, you know, absolutely. Oh, you know, I wouldn't mind if they were thinking about Tony. He's a good man. Tony Bartoutio, you wanted the great choreographers of the stage in Melbourne, you know. He's a great man. He, he, he, he, he

choreographs the footies show Grand Finale in dance. So, spectacular every year. Have you ever seen that? Yes, of course. Like it's the footy player stiff in the rubber ball. Oh, yeah. It's the dancing like Jean Kelly. I saw Tony the other week at an event it was put on by Elizabeth Murdoch. And then Dame, Dame Elizabeth Murdoch.

There was an event raising money to buy some sculptures for the outside part of the engine I don't know much about art. It's more of Jones thing that we went along We had a few glasses of wine and I saw Tony there and I said tell me you're not gonna get those those football boys And to dress as a kid are you there but so funny And they will play some of the pop culture songs, but you remind me of the song. You know, they'll be... We lost Bert Newton this year. Oh, we did.

We did, we lost Bert. I knew Bert. Yeah, we all knew Bert. He was one of the great entertainers of the last century in Bert Newton with him and the King Graham Kennedy. I'm sure him and Graham are up there and all down there and there.

Oh, they're up there, they're up there. Graham, I'm not and there. Oh, they're up there. They're up there. Graham, I'm not so sure. Oh, they're up there. All right, all right. We lost, we lost birds. We lost the show. We lost the show. And the YouTube family.

Yeah, it's just one of the circle back of that. So I talk about the football grand final for now. The football show. Out of all if you saw I miss Sam The captain of the Colleggwood team dressing up as a Dressing up as a dog before the gray of light and I said what's he doing in a black dress? That's a man. He's in there to play and he's doing gray of Whatever in the And he's doing great of life! It was quite a sad, I've never had a quiet time. 2021 though, we're talking.

Yeah, well, look, I'm a little bit confused, maybe. Maybe that happened in the late 90s, but it was so funny. It was so funny. So, and that's the thing, you know, the next day, they're going to be battling and battling and fighting for the football. But, you know, it's pretty good for them to get together, put on those hilarious dresses. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, thank you for coming in, John. It's great to have you in. We are going to move on to the next guest on the Christmas road, road tisserie. Now, we know him as John, but you probably know him as John the science guy. John loves to take science and make it a little

bit more interesting and he's gonna come in now. He's gonna tell us about the perfect temperature to cook that Christmas turkey. He'll be with us right after this ad from our friends at SunRasia. up this program to bring you down, press a managing director of Sunraja Natural Beverage is talking to his mum Ruby about Sunraja's exciting cranberry creations. Trust Sunraja to bring cranberry juice to Australia then? The Americans have known the cranberry secrets for centuries, Ma. American Indian use cranberry for lens drinks and sauces. And American sailors drain cranberry juice for their vitamin C. And now Sunraja has revealed a secret of cranberry juice.

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Too late, Mars. Sunraiser cranberries are available at caring supermarkets and health food shops near you. Where's the cranny, cranny? He does like that. Now, we're back with John with what's... ...uh, how... ...why is it so? What? Oh, God.

Sorry. Sorry, I've been really... It's so really, this show really needs a producer. It really does. John used to be before John has to buy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,.7 to come out of you. Yes, to come out. And it's only half of what he makes. Yeah, right. A special time of years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, John, John's and you know, and John, you were in a warm winter coat, because even though it's summer down here, we're still cold and mulled. It's a chilly Christmas isn't it? Yeah, it almost feels like we're in the Northern hemisphere, maybe near Big Ben or someone thinks this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got dreams. I'm moving up north.

Let me tell you that much. You're a port Douglas. The port Douglas and the sunshine coast. Maybe Maruchid or get a little house up there. Yeah. Has this got anything to do with El Nino? No, no, no, El Nino. Is that what you're saying? That didn't really start. No, no, no, El Nino. That's called at the moment.

No, no, no, no. They released only a few albums in sort of the... He's talking. It's sort of the early 2000s. Yes, not El Nino. No, no, no. Not the new metal music. You're talking about the wrong weather event

even for this new album. It's called El Nino. But listen, love Nino. Love the... Sorry, I get a little bit confused these days. to even for this because look at me, but listen, look at me, yeah, look at me, yeah. Sorry, I get a little bit confused these days. With your own in you, with your own in you. Yeah, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own in you, with your own your little mind. I love the science facts that some people don't know, some people very little known facts things. And then you told me and now I know. Before we get on to the facts, I just want to say on a personal note, we don't talk about

this. Me and Joan and I, we've been watching your, your, um, we've been watching the whole show beyond 2000. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you just think, you're like, what's it going to be like in the future? Yeah. What's the world going to look like after the year 2000? Yeah. And I've got to say, some of your, I saw your thing about, um, what was it, the virtual reality of the idea? Yes, you get a big set. So the idea is that you take, imagine going right up to the TV. And just putting your eyeballs right on the TV. That's how you can see the TV. Or you can let me, I'm a fucking sorry, let me finish.

That's a billion dollar five. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're gonna be paying a billion dollar. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be paying a billion dollar. I know. I know. I know. I was back in school, the nuns would go whack, whack over the hand. I know wouldn't they? They don't even do that. They don't beat children anymore. Which is, I don't know, they're out there skateboarding on the rails and doing the monos. They all need to have the absolute how beat yeah I just to say to my children you go to close the television your eyes will go

square well that's not the case with what I think will happen in the future virtual reality yes and I've got to say I don't know if you've seen beyond 2000 yet now we taped it yeah it's a child channel seven. It says, what the world's gonna look like after the year 2000 and I've got to say, when you were wear at most virtual reality, what are you called them goggles, glasses, heads, head, face, and swimming do you? Yeah, no, no, no, very different kind of goggles.

It's twice the size of his head. Mm. It's more like a helmet. Now, when you put on that virtual glass, you were pretending to walk on a glass roof. You were wobbling at that. Was it, were you banging it on a little bit or were you really, was it really like you were there

in the sky? Oh, you put it on a little bit, just for your audience, just to get a bit of, so you're not gonna make it. I'll let you adjust a little bit, but I tell you, it did feel like I was walking on a plank Wow really did it really did that is Thank you so much for coming in John's I didn't get to my head

Not some science. Oh, we're gonna do science. Well, okay quickly Just one one you son raise your edge with it. I think the level of the music is pushing all of our volume up But I think we need to just come there Please what science facts of you God for us at this Christmas. Don't any Christmas science Let me know well this one could any facts we can link to Christmas No, I didn't that wasn't there. That's wasn't what I was asked I just you know, I did tell I did tell Stephanie that make sure that they all knew it was Christmas. Again, you know, the show

I'll just scream at that 23 year old girl. But I'm yours darling. I'm I'm yours darling. If you're gonna but anyway you help out this you tell us the fact and we'll tie it back to Johnny with this shop special. All right. We know what the prawns are on the same floor. How many bones do you think a baby has? No, I couldn't tell you. That could be one. It could be said, I don't really look or talk to my children. It could be one. Let me finish.

I don't talk to my, you know, you've come in here. Children should be seen and not heard. And I've got to say, John, you've come in here. You've come in here, but ligerent. You know, I've got to say, John, you've come in here, you've come in here, but ligerent. I try to put aside the fact that I know you're left-leaning and I try to put aside the politics because you're a good guess and you have a lot of fun. John, it's just us about a baby. No, he's coming here, he's having the ligerent of a baby.

He's been rude, he's talking about his opinions like that. John, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I just said, I'm a boy's and you would have them shut down because of a couple of odd choices of new people I know the papers they are good people They are good people and you come in here and you insult their reputation This was just about how many bones are in a baby just I think it's more than when they grow It was how to go up it was up as a six million bone So you said one and you said six Bring me into your things.

Oh, sure. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I didn't want this to go here. I didn't think that the fact I was better off

won't bring this up. It's confronting and confusing to me. Oh, sorry. Six million bones. Tied in the how many bones are in a baby to my opinion on Crown Cassee. Do you know how many people I got? She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's like, she's million- She's million- She's million-

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Well, you're closer then, John. Yeah, I'm not sure. We've got a bit of a headhike. Yeah, I was probably going to be yelling about the crown because you know... What did you hear? I didn't bring that baby. I mean, I wrote that in a, in a, in a think piece. A run in a think piece.

Oh, too bad for you. You're going to be wandering around the city looking for somewhere to eat. And I think you're going to go, oh, you're into think peace. Oh, too bad for you. You're gonna be wandering around the city, looking for somewhere to eat. And I think you're gonna go, oh, you're gonna think to yourself, God, goodness, I could go for a nice dinner. I could go for a nice dinner. Do you know what's gonna happen?

You're gonna go up to cram, and I think if, you know, if any of those security know you, it's the what, they're gonna go, no, thank you, you're not welcome here. You're gonna go, geez, where am I gonna eat dinner tonight? It's about a hundred more bones than that's in and that's in and a double well That's some great science facts. Yeah, John for coming in now

Our next guest is from the local IGA and he's going to tell us about some very special On special Seafood for this Christmas. I love sea food. What do you think? What has your opinion job? What has your opinion job? I love seafood.

Sea food? Sea food or an English hot for me? I know hot and I'd warm, but I love a good old fashioned English roast. I know a little bit of both. Perhaps a roast lamb. I've stated my opinion. And I know what you've said about the Krayon Casino in the packets. James is a good boy. I've noticed that he was this young and he's just trying his best.

You know how many people Krayon employees? Yeah, no, I enjoy Krayon Casino. It's one of the great restaurants and the nightlife and the fire bursting out on the yara. I remember when James said to me, he was a dinner with me, the premier of Jace. I said to the premier, I said, you have to hear this idea from Jace. It's a crowd, I'll say. It was sort of colluding and sort of organizing some back rooms. Oh, that sort of thing happened to South America, Africa, not here.

You've just become Alan Jones. I just prepared a toast to some meat pie dinner for my friend. Alright, now I next guest, he's from I.G.I. and he's going to tell us about our specials please welcome John. Get eye mate, are you? Wait, wait. Oh. Now one told me.

I need to tell this down All right morning job good morning good morning how we doing boys Mary at Christmas a happy holiday. Sorry. You can't bloody say Mary Christmas No, you can't because of the Lefty the lefty what can't say What's your opinion on what's my opinion? Yeah I'll do your opinion on it my opinion is you should be able to say what you're opinion on each to their own What's your opinion on the crayon tower growing a Lou? Well having listened to the last Well, having listened to the last 20 minutes of the show, 20 minutes of the show.

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20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes of the show. Johnny, and Johnny, you're having Paul House stakes on Christmas Day. What a house stakes on the barbecue Christmas Day, $33 a kilo. You're not going to get that price at your woolly's or your cars. No, you're smaller, more boutique supermarkets. Your IGA is beautiful beef. Yeah, you open them up and see the red at your core. You're a goddamn comedy at the end.

I'm not a comedy, I'm just in it. You just need a car, there you go. We're a goddamn comedy. I'm not a homie. John, you just need to count down. We're just talking about status. I know for a fact that you're a part of the labor union move. No, John, we're just talking about some of the specials that I enjoy these days. No, 286. They swear at John the Labor Movement. We attend to two computers,

Socialist party meetings? A park bill. All right, okay, great. Pamper's Puff Pastry Puzzle. Oh, what a remap. What are in my hampers? No, no, Pamper's Puff Pastry Puzzles. Oh, frozen little delights, you get them in the freezer section.

Oh, feel with men mince beef absolutely beautiful. Oh, sorry. I'll see you make your own puff pastry delicious Christmas drinks at home It's 4.35 a packet you get four of them in there. You're saving yourself 90 cents a packet You're not gonna get that at your Woolies on your cup You know I'm gonna get out of your Woolies John John has changed John has John has for something set John off I just I think that if you're a big employer in a city and you know you'll be gonna need to please stop talking about crown casino with the guy just like the way they've treated the packers his out and rages yeah I tell you you know that's right under the bat. Hey, I've got a question for you.

I don't think there's Jamie Oliver fellow. The Naked Chef. Well, I think it's some great Christmas. I'm gonna make a great Christmas turkey, or a little more. Yeah, some wonderful ideas for recipes using naked ingredients. Oh, no, I don't like him.

He's always talking too fast, he's throwing things in. Give me Huey Give me Jeff James, you know here or not. They're great to or a John. Have you got any other specials? Yeah, we got a hot price on Australian Christmas ham now. I know your sponsor by But actually we do need to maybe just checking on that isn't a but Turkey hammer. hammer? It's not. Should I not? Should we not talk about that? I think don't. There are other hams. Do not.

But there are other hams for cheaper. John, the quality is... Please don't mention any other hams apart from Batokki. Hammer best. I need to be clear here. I can come on here and I can say swear words, and I'll be fine. I can say dog whistling, races vitriol.

I can incite riots, and I'll be fined. I can say dog whistling, racist, vitriol, I can incite riots, and I'll be okay. If you mention a different hair brand, we're all out on the street. Do not go against the Tokies. We're all out on the street, John. We don't want to know about those specials, because it's not an oprenium ham. If it's not the Tokie, it's not a Christmas ham. I think I'm going to faint. Yeah, you're even screaming from the ham.

Have you done your sugar test? Have you done your blood sugar test? Yeah, I do. I don't probably need some sugar. You gotta check your diabetes. I got down here, you know, and I said to Joan, my current and second wife. I said to her, I think we've got,

I think that John Fellow's red. As red as they come. Coca-Cola, $1.50, $1.25, I believe. That's a great deal. You're not gonna get that at any of your woolly's or your coals. You just stop saying that though. You just start, you're not, but you're not. All right.

You're not. Should I not say it? No, you just can't say it. What are the specials on grapes say it? No, what does it say? What does it say? What does the specials on grapes? Grape, no, no, no, it's been on grape. Here's the thing about the tash, it's got to spray. Grape's a fucking through the way.

Is my opinion of the tash, it's got to spray. No, no, no. What, what, what, can we talk about the specials? Can you ask me about, where is the specials on the parlor? We're done into parlor, but, and it's the top of the hour, and we're gonna go to the news with Tony Tadio.

And John and John, thank you for a wonderful hour talking Christmas. And the char cancel, eh? I'm not gonna tell John, no one's trying to cancel you, John. Okay, you've done enough work, sir. Merry Christmas to you and the family. Merry Christmas, John.

And a happy break over this period. Maybe you're going down to Port Seed to the for a nice rest at the beach. And we wish you all a great Christmas, a Christian, Philly's Nevy Dad. I do just want to say. We are off from next week, but you're going to love our replacement host. One of them's 62, the youngest house we've ever had. The other is a more reasonable 93, John and John. They called it next year. The young colors. You're going to have a great time with Christmas, and we'll see you in the new year 2022 with some exciting things ahead. It's in 1159. I've got to fill the news is a lot for another minute. Oh, it was a Christmas miracle of Christmas time. Oh, Christmas is a magical time because of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

That's it. Good-bye. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!