Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 287 - The Best Of 2021 Part 1

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

This week we recap the top 9 moments of 2021! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. On this week's episode we're lucky enough to be joined by Zach playing a brand new character Mrs. Claus. Thanks for listening to the Anti-Donna podcast this year and have a happy holiday season. Remember, you can head to anti-Donnaclub.com for podcast videos and access to the club exclusive footcaps. The year has passed again. It has. What a year it was.

Oh God, all the things we got up to and the things we did. What year was it? 2021. Oh, it was, wasn't it? Oh, what a year. A year, a year that was the length of a whole year and everything I loved it. So it was, you say what you want about 2021, but it was the year, it was as long as a year.

It was the year that was, and God, there were a lot of days, man. How do you think this year that's just been Compared to 2021 That is it was 2021. Yeah, it wasn't so many ways When you think about it. Yeah, that's a really good To put it that's a great point of view. You should tweet that all right, you should tweet it It was the year that was 20 I can't remember what you said, but whatever it was.

I'm sorry, Broden. I should clarify. Yeah. Mark, Zach, that's not our name today. Our name today is forgetful Frank. Oh, yeah. You both are forgetful, which is characters that you're playing. Me and true.

And kind of true. I just thought, you know, it's going to be true that we're going to say, this is the best of episode know, it's gonna be true that we're gonna. This is a best-out episode It's gonna be true that we're gonna struggle to remember details. Yep. So Well, I brought to the table. I just said well, why don't we lean in? Yeah lean in Lean in like the CFO of meta. Mm-hmm. She likes to lean in doesn't she isn't that? I don't know I don't know if I've met a meta, you know meta. She likes to lean in, doesn't she? I don't know. I don't know what that is. You see if I have meta? You know meta? Yeah.

The meta of a... Chief financial officer. Chief financial officer. She's the one that came up with ads. Does she like sweet baby rays? What? What? Well, Zooka like sweet baby rays.

Oh yes. Yes. Zooka Berg. He's the CEO, yes. Yes, Zooka Berg. He's the CEO. CEO. Folks, forgetful Franks. Can I call you Franks? Can I be Frank? Just call me Mark. Mark. Yeah. I would prefer to go. I'm like, this is a character I'm playing. Yeah, he's from Sweden. You're going to be a forgetful Frank from Sweden. Hello. Okay, great. So you're Frank and you're Mark, but you're both forgetful Frank. Hello.

Yes. My name is Frig. This is Mark. And do we have a couple of forgetful Franks? Great. Hey, boys. Yeah. I like the Frankfort.

Do you know what happened? What? Well, you don't, because you forget. What happened? Oh, the hell's I'm in for? It's more a light fun forgetting. Did the hot dogs happen? It's sort of comparable to my own brain.

Okay, so yeah, just fun. Did Hottogs have something? Did Hottogs have something? No, so what happened was we did a year of podcasts, right? And we have this beautiful audience of people who listen weekly and they download and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they do, they, is download.

And some will listen. They, all right. But it doesn't matter if they listen. No, it doesn't. They download, we can, we get that, we get that. We get that, we get that Yeah, you're not streaming a podcast Here's what you should do if you're a friend. Yeah, here's what you do friend you go on a friend's phone and you press Download on you don't a podcast on theirs. No, never listen to it

But we get that sweet data. Yeah, we got that sweet data. But the numbers, you know, yeah Anyway, how how sorry? I'm confused and I think I'm about to be contrary in a way that's not funny, but I'll give it a crack. I'm sorry, how is a fan of ours downloading our podcast on another person's phone going to get us any closer to the sort of character that took the place of Spock in the next generation. Data. Yeah, the robot in next generation. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's good. It's pretty funny.

General, this bit is so good. I have a feeling that this bit might make the top nine list of best bits of 2021. It won't and it doesn't. Well, I can't. Well, I'll tell you why. Because it's eligible for 2022. Yeah. Is it? If you want to vote for part one of the best of us for 2021 in the best of us for 2022, you'll forget. Now, please do. Boys, did you

know that last year our fan base picked their favourite bits on our Reddit and on the anti-donna club pal by Patreon and have put and the top nine are sitting right in front of me. We did nine podcasts last year. Yeah. Wow. No, we did so many, man. We did like... I think it's... No, you're right.

I don't think there's any way to like know what number that was. Yeah, they're eye-growing. I'm trying to do the mass in my head now. Like, I would say 52, but sometimes we add more and then plus the poor to casts and other things. 50, did you just pull that out of your 52? Are you serious Mark? He's forgetful.

Yeah, but you don't forget that. That's a fundamental. Tell me, weeks are in a year, 52. All right. 52 weeks in a year, 327 days in a year. These are the fundamentals that you must know. Fact check's gonna love that. All right, number nine, we're gonna start.

Oh, we're gonna introduce, can I just apologize? Yeah, I've been wanting for this for years. Okay, so for Mark, I'm sorry, sometimes I misremember things, I get a little grumpy. For Broden, I've said I'm a forgetful friend and I've gone with that. Really what happens is around five minutes into most podcasts I go into a few stages.

You transcend, yeah. And it's not that I don't remember, it's that I don't, I'm not really, the brain isn't really on during the podcast. That's why many are unlistenable. Yep. So I just, I'm not these, not these, not these, not these.

What I would say is the energy that you both have where as soon as we finish recording and All of the the last 30 to 60 minutes of your life leaves you that That energy itself is what makes them so great Those are the best one, but here's what I would say brodon right? You said the 30 minutes leaves me, the 30 minutes was never in me. Does this make sense? It was never there, I was never there. I was never really there. It's not healthy, the place I go to for Mugi and for South African Sam.

Brodan's on, he's working South African Sam, and I'm just, I come out of, I go, oh, yeah, rolling around. I go, oh, are you in the fugue state now? Yes! I'm in the fugue state now and that's why you can't get to the next bit. Everyone's looking at me and I'm like, they're mad at me about something. Probably the fact that we've got a record three of these.

Mm. Here's number nine. Oh, I can't wait to hear it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no some yeah, put some effort in you don't have to lead all of that and just have a bro to go No, no production. No, so can you kind of have it go? Can we play both?

Every time we get a number can you play the original the OJ and then Mark's souped up version so it's like Put that in P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- I'm not on Twitter. You were going to love number nine. Oh. And you know why? Why? Because it is episode 269. I was about to make a 69, I don't know, that's very funny. That's great. Well, what did we do on that podcast?

The 269 Special, where we celebrated the episode 269, where we remembered that we'd hit 269 and we celebrated. And a lot of that episode, we had a 15-minute argument about what was a more difficult place, 269. My position was Mount Everest. Your position was in a volcano. And you won't remember this, but I won. Really? The volcano.

I remember that. That's an volcano when you was funny. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I don't remember it. It was number 9th funniest episode this year. Do you know what I remember from that podcast? I'd been sitting for most of the Zoom podcast and I thought I'd mix it up by putting the microphone on my bedside table and I was kneeling. I remember kneeling for that podcast and feeling a little uncomfortable in my thighs.

Well, I can't wait to hear it because I'm interested to see how you won the argument of a 69 on top of Mount Emberus being more dangerous than inside a volcano. That doesn't quite make sense to me. Well, I did. And you don't remember, so. No, I don't. Because that doesn't really make a lot of sense. But I did think it would be much more dangerous inside of volcano, but I don't know, let's listen to it and let you see that argument. You'll see that, or we've got to act very conclusive. Yeah, no'm not ever so I did. I remember this feeling All right here it is enjoy Where do you think is the worst place to 69 I have an answer

The bath. Bath one one of you is going to drown for sure if you man Everest. Because there's a very lie like very low mortality rate to people who go to man Everest. So like because weather can fuck you oxygen fucks you if you're not fit enough to it can fuck you. There are so many things about man Everest and getting to the top of that mountain that make it one of the hardest climbs. And it's not something you can just do. You need sugar support. You need experience. You need a history in climbing, like it's 10 out of 10 physical capability rate. Add to that. Yeah. 69ing. Like the whole time. Like you know, I can I'm at any point, even if you just 69 at one point, I think you can 69 at base camp.

I was like, I can even so even so. I mean, that'd be great for warmth. If anything that would help, it would help morale, it'd help. But energy got it. But that's the end. That's kind of high. I think base camp you can 69.

We're talking like a little higher up the mountain. And I think what's good at, though, I mean, like, yeah, energy, but you're just using mouth energy. Can I? No, the passion requires kilojoules, mate. Yeah, but you don't need to. I'm saying if you just focus on the mouth, which isn't that, which is really good. Mark, Mark, one of you is doing something of a squad.

One of you is doing something like a bridge. I want to move on. I want to move on. This is a children's podcast. Yeah, I'm not going to go into the detail, because this is a really good thing. I still have the top 469 movies to read out. Absolutely, but it's about the journey,

not the destination with the comedy podcast. And what I want to say to you, Broden Kelly, is I want to open up what you've just said in your answer. I want to open it up just a frisjon and say, really, it's any environment on Earth or outside of Earth, obviously. open up what you've just said in your answer, I want to open it up just a frision and say really it's any environment on Earth or outside of Earth obviously, but any environment where protective clothing is necessary

under the ocean, in particularly warm climates, in particularly cool climates, Antarctica, high altitude, where the air pressure, the temperature, the humidity leads to a need for protective clothing because 69's by their very nature are about exposed faces and exposed genitals. And I think that's really where you're going to find your answer. So that's why I'm saying, that's why I'm saying with you, I'm agreeing with you. That Everest would be the worst place to 69.

Well, I would say deep under the ocean. And I would say inside an active volcano. You're gonna burn your dick off. They're all good, I guess. Like I guess they're all fair, but Mount Everest would be the worst one in my opinion. Sorry. No, because Mount Everest you could still survive, I think.

You might get frostbite. Yeah, you might lose your dick. You guys have no idea about mountain climbing and mountaineering. Sorry, I have no idea. You're showing your ignorance. You're showing your ignorance. You would both mount. You would both mount.

And then you would both mount. And then you would both mount. And then you would both mount. You're showing your ignorance. That's very well and good. You can make that argument. What I'm saying is you have non-understanding of what it takes to be a class A mountaineerer and person who gets to the peak of these mountains, whether that's Kilimanjaro, the K2 or Everest,

or even Kuziosco. It's irrelevant. That's absolutely irrelevant to what we're talking about. Are you? I got to say something, Mark. I've got to just come in to defend you here, brother. I said the bottom of the deep blue sea. I said, you know, like hundreds of leagues under the sea.

I don't want to talk about your things. I'm just telling you. No, no, because I was thinking one, you would probably drown. Two, the pressure would be so great. And three, if you were in some sort of submarine device, the maneuvering to do it would make it very difficult. But even I'm going to get into it that is not as hard as an active volcano. Wait a second, Zach, are they in separate submarines?

Are the submarines need to align? And then there's holes in the submarines at the bottom of the submarines. And then the two submarines are sort of going on top of each other because if they're just in the same submarine and the bottom of the deep blue sea is a fine place to do six. Mark, for the pressure, most submarines at that level are really only fitting one person in there. Would say they'd have to be tiny people as well.

To be a navy person who works on submarines is usually the smaller members of the army. And I'm not talking about your thinking like a dust boot. You're thinking like a dust boot style submarine. I'm talking about the deep dive submarines that can fit one person lying on their tummy. Because when you first said the bottom of the deep blue, say, I thought you meant in those full, you know, almost like space suits. I know what you thought, right, which would be completely impossible to do a 69 in because to gain access to the to the genitals,

you'd have to remove the sort of. And the pressure alone would, would, would, would pressure that, but still still. That is in no way worse or more dangerous than doing it inside an active, okay. No, that's not Everest. We're talking in lava. I'm happy to keep you in that one. I'm talking like even in that one. You got that one.

You won that one. Yeah, that's fine, Braden. Just give him that one. Man Everest. Just give him the whole thing. I'm not. No, I, it's not. It's not that.

You guys are showing immense ignorance about Mount Everest. And it shows immense ignorance about the challenges of. No one is saying it's not a clam mount Everest. We've all tried. Right. And we failed. Yeah. All right. I said, Bath. Just because the audience was 40% full. I don't see that as a fail When we played Mount Everest. I don't see that as a fail It built an audience there which we can come back to

The whole the Sherpas though is is the issue like deserved it. I thought Yeah, they got to give him a good show to celebrate. You know, they lost a lot of people. Broden, I gave you, I said bathtub, and when you said Mount Everest, I was like, yeah, well, absolutely. I would rather try 69 in a bathtub over the peaks of Mount Everest. But then when we dug a little deeper,

Mark offered a volcano. And I said, I think you'd be okay at base camp with his shops. I think at that point, and you just like kept going I was like all right this guy is no shops at base camp of Mount Everest Zach They're a little shop. No Zach. No, no, no, you are actually wrong on this you are actually run shops like the trek from Civilization to base camp is like a fucking three day thing man. Yeah, so there's no

shops easy. I'm saying with a degree of ease, if you were a Sherpa or if you were like a great climber, if you weren't leaving the next day, I think you could 69 a base camp. Yeah, but there's no shops. You can't, there are no shops in base camp. There are tiny little shops. There are tiny little shops. There are no shops in base camp. No, because you can't see them, they're so small.

Are you talking at microscopic shops? Yes, yes, there are. Why can't speak to that? Because I don't believe that to be true. I can't speak to that? Because I don't believe that to be true. I can't speak to that though. All I know is it's the episode 269. I have four more films to say, which are the top 69 films of ever all time.

If at any point I find evidence of shops, can I interject? I'm gonna keep playing, but I'll also just be doing my research. Yeah, do your research about the tiny little shops. Good luck, you're wasting your time though. I don't wanna go on.

I don't wanna go on. I don want to even know what the next four, 16 or 16 or 14 are. I do. I do. Until you can see it. Until you can see it. The good, the bad, the ugly midnight cowboy to Kellermock and Bird Psycho. There you go. See, I won! I didn't listen to it. Yeah, I see. There's something really jarring, I'm sure, to the listener, hearing us on Zoom to us in a room.

You know, like the Zoom to room. You've gone from Zoom to room. So these intros are being done in a room, but we're introducing mostly podcasts down in a Zoom. And I wonder, can you spot the differences? Can you feel the energy shift? We'd love to know, call in 1-800, Zoom to Room. Yeah, we've gone Zoom to Room.

We're going, we're going, Room, Zoom, Room. Well, yeah, we went, I mean, really, we went Room, Zoom, Room. Well, this podcast is a Room, Zoom, Room. Well, Zoom, Room, Zoom. Well, Room. So, well, we went. Room, Zoom, room, Zoom, room.

It's, it brought in, it's room, Zoom room. Zoom room. Say that again. Room, Zoom room, Zoom room. ROOM. Room. Yeah. It is a bit, zoom room. Room. Yeah. It is evident. Here's my thing.

This is a very good bit, and I wouldn't be surprised if number eight was room zoom room. Can't. Can't. What? Do I need to challenge you on this? No, no, no, because I need more about to find out. How are they going to vote for it? Yeah, this is pre-recorded. Yeah, but we've done this in 2021.

Ah. So the chances of it turning out, let's find out. I'm excited to see what number eight is. Mark. My guess is it's gonna be Rooms in Rooms. That's a number eight. Thumb, Cunk, guess. Number eight, play the theme song.

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Tell us what we're going to about to listen to. That's okay, you don't have to. An alcoholic drink comes to you. You do that. How you do things? It's your mom. You're the mom. Yeah, right.

Wow, okay. X, not as just. Ah, this is a great one. When we watch Jack's Noid is Musted League. Yeah. We watch the classic Jack's Noid is Musted League. And we, I love Jack's Noid is Musted League. I wish the first master league when Josh, Josh we, we didn't, he came on, Josh we did came along, he ruined it, he made it more about the ketchup.

That's right, that's right, we reviewed it because we also watched it on the Undyne on a club, we did a live stream watching chapter one of... I never did any of the other chapters. No, because too much effort. No, I think that was because we were in a room and then we went to a Zoom. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to hear a fun fact?

After I hadn't watched it when we did that one chapter, so then I went home and I watched... I watched all of chapter one because you were talking over it and then I watched half of chapter two. And that's where I got two. Well, you didn't give me a chance to answer because, no, I don't want to hear a fun fact. It's rude.

It's rude. Oh, I'm just, you've posed the question. Mark, you're a... I just wanted to make sure I gave my answer. Mark, you're a rude dude and you got an attitude. And on that note, enjoy the best bit of episode 248 Land Parties 6. Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Hi, and welcome to Zack Snyder's Justice League hashtag, restored the Snyderverse podcast.

This is a podcast. Yeah, back to that again. If you're gonna, if we're gonna podcast, I think you just edited it out. Yeah, but what I think we're gonna do in no time podcast where anything fucking goes. So what I'd say is I want you to like, try it again from the top.

Yeah, but I just don't think that that should actually include like, just like little stuff, ups like that, because even like the most professional podcasts that I know like do go on and like, I think you'll find stuff. I think you'll find, they actually, I've, I've, I've, I've, I think you'll find that it's not going right on the chain and you go to ones like, you know, the cooler ones,

you'll find that they start with by going, we've got this, we've got this under control. Yeah. And I think just when you make stupid fuck ups like that, it actually undermines it. Yeah, but even like pro's like Joe Rogan and I subscribe to his page, to his page and stuff. He and it's not even that much,

not for me, I'm not for my family anyway. But like, he actually, you know, will sometimes He and it's not even that much not for me. I'm not for my family anyway, but like he actually You know will sometimes There's a screw up a word and then he'll he'll just go Sorry just one second and then you'll do it again and then like like thank you fine He'll actually just edit that out. Um, I think you're fine. You're me. I do I don't actually think I am But I am all about both of the wall

Anything goes because just start again Welcome to Zack's night is justice league the posth You get one more chance I'm so sorry. I want to actually doing on purpose. And do you actually wanna make? I know you're a 15 year old, but like if you're gonna get out of high school and make anything of yourself,

you've got to start treating this kind of seriously. 15 and two months, but yeah. Actually in my 16th year of life, but yeah. It's funny, I'm forward saying still, but like the world experiences that I've had, like making love, drinking beer, tasting the finest whiskeys, have made me kind of feel older, which is why I can explain to you that like, just like getting through that opening is really important.

Yeah. I have made love, but I have had Johnny Walker Blue label, so I do know what you say. That's a pretty good one. It's not in my top five, but I like it's a good run of the mil kind of beverage That I'll have alongside like some Doritos and like a classic Arthouse film like Edward Zach's here Oh mum, um which one oh sorry. I'm not interrupting the podcast No, no, no, we haven't even started yet, mum

It's just your friend who's here. All right, mum. Just bring them in mum Do you want me to get him his mum is here as well? All right, that'll be great. Thanks mum. Okay, okay. Oh, you don't what his mum is here. No, no, no, no, mum We're okay. Oh actually No, we don't drink alcohol here until we're eight two mum. Do you have some interesting actually? My house mom parents are really cool with it like we'll have nights where it's just like fish and chip and beer night. And you know, like, you know, I'll just have like a beer and that's pretty chill because it's like you've got to learn how to like broaden your palate.

I've got some prosciutto. Yeah, mom, if you could. Yeah, I've got some bread from the bakery. I work at it. And some prosciutto. Yeah, mom, if you could, no stress book. Mom, if you could, if you could get the prosciutto and maybe some of the supresse salami.

And also the Woolworth snapper, cracker snaps, the ones that kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got the, yeah, we should dad should have brought some um, the Woolworth brand. I know they're Woolworth brand, but they're actually like, uh, they're much more like Ritz crackers. Um, and so they're like softer and they're um, actually really quite good, even though they're the Woolworth brand. But, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, from the Italian bakery. Did you get a pasta doora? Did you get a pasta doora? Yeah. Sorry, that's just like an Italian kind of bread.

I understand what it is. Oh, what is it? What shape is it in? The best kind. Bro, I don't have any stress book, but I do have more to thanla. I think you'll love it. Oh, do you have the one with the black peppercorns or the olives in it?

Or both? The olive more to thanla. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, I actually love that. I do love the olive mutadam. Do you have champagne ham? I know. That's my favorite ham because it kind of pairs

that rich ham taste. Yeah, no, we eat honey league in this house, but yeah, because that's a bit more expensive. I think you find champagne at its best is actually like the preel premiumEl Prima-Omo ham. I don't think it is. Honey like ham soaked in natural raw honey from bees. So it's rather than champagne, which is sort of like

run of the mill kind of on a moment. Yes, no but what about leach? Do you understand what champagne is? Do you know champagne? Yeah, I know champagne comes from the actual region of champagne in France and we don't actually drink champagne here. Yeah, so you know what champagne is, right? So imagine that paired with ham

and maybe it's because you're still... I do imagine that every day. Maybe because it's like you still enjoy like little prima juice drinks and stuff that your palate is not up to the champagne ham. Yeah, with whiskey. What? What? What?

Oh, mum, just go. We're gonna talk about this later, mum. Oh, oh mom just get the suppressor on the prosciutto on the snap of crack I'll go get your friend Yeah, he's just in the boot room before I go to room. Would you like anything to drink? I'll tell you what would you like to know what we've got yeah, yeah, we've got Aaron Chotaro sir We've got sandpull a green though. Yeah. We've got Aaron Chotaroza. We've got San Peregrino. I can just do tap water.

We've got a viscous peir juice, thick peir juice and a little glass bottle. Yeah. Little glass bottles. It's like a neck, that's more of a neck that's a consistency. Yeah. What if you got in a little bit of a higher shelf

if you catch my drift? No, I don't understand. Let me put it this way. What's in Daddy's cabinet? Mark, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, but I've got to do my podcast mum, so just quickly. We're doing a Justice League snider cut dedicated podcast. Oh, okay, I don't know that he's seen life as beautiful.

Yeah, we're hoping that this run's like clever. Yeah, it's the beautiful that film It's in mind. Yeah, it's not my top 10, but we're hoping for 50,000 downloads in our first week on this one Yeah, so if you're like skews us Drink and I get free boys What have you got in that special the special cabinet? I'm not giving you an alcoholic drink. I'm sorry, I don't know how you do things at your home. Fine, I guess I'll have a fan-ter. Okay, it is an Italian fan-ter though.

It's a little more tart, it tastes more of orange. It's got a bit of a bite to it, it's an ansciatorasa. It's a bit more like an orange. The more challenging the rosa. Yeah, it is slightly more challenging. The more challenging the more I enjoy it actually. Can you just get Zach in here mum so we can start the podcast please? Would you like to drink darling?

I'll have the pear nectar please mum. The pear nectar and I'll get a couple of... Get some prosciutto and some crackers. I'll get some sparkling drinks and some suppressor as well. Yeah, if you wanted to bring some frizzante, I would really appreciate that mum. I don't have any frizzante. No, that's just, same paladino mum, it's just sparkling water. I'm sorry, mum. I don't have any present. No, that's just Saint-Peligrino, mum.

It's just sparkling water. I'm sorry, mum. I'm so sorry. It's okay, mum. I'm sorry, boy. Do you guys have Saint-Destream at the O'House? No, we don't have Saint-Peligrino. No, we just buy Saint-Peligrino.

We get Saint-Peligrino. So, it's dreams actually really, really good. I think you do. Yeah, we can afford to buy our soft drinks. We don't need to make them from fussing. It's not a matter of whether you can afford to buy soft drinks. It's more about like eco and like, you know Being a bit more mature about the whole well We recycle everything and we only buy glass bottles which is actually better for the environment

So yeah, anyways, how are you going? Hi dad. Hi. How are you? Yeah, good. Good. We're just trying to record our podcast dad Yeah, great. I was just working on a site with your dad We're just trying to record our podcast dad. Yeah great, I was just working on a site with your dad. F**k! F**k! Oh yeah. I was just working on a site with your dad. How are you doing with school?

You're doing well with me. Really well, actually, I've been worried that I'm doing too well. Oh, I can't get you. So they're thinking about putting me into the gold league, which is this, it's like a special stream of high achievers. So they've actually never seen anything like it. They said, my work on the creative writing assignment was, I think I'm option for a movie deal,

potentially with it. Okay. And what they're saying is that this is one of a mind that comes along once in a century kind of stuff, which is really exciting for me. Okay. Listen, I'm going down to Lappel Keter. Get a couple of pizzas.

Would you boys like some pizza? Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, that'd be awesome, Dad, thank you. What pizza do you want? Hawaiian, please. Hawaiian? Hawaiian extra pineapple. Hawaiian extra pineapple, you don't want pineapple on your pizza.

Hawaiian extra pineapple, please, Dad. Marco, you don't want pineapple on your pizza. Dad, it's fine. I like it Oh, I love a fishy pizza you want that You see your mom say that you bring Zachian please No, you're fine mum, I love you. I love you too mum, mum, mum. Alright boys, see you later mum. Mum, mum, mum.

See you dad. Love it as see you sir. Oh see you later, he's very polite boy that bro. And I like him, he stood up when I came in the room very polite. Alright. Alright boys, he's done. Thanks mum. Hey.

Hey guys, sorry about my bitch of a mum. Alright boys, he's done! Thanks mom. Hi guys. Hi. Sorry about my bitch of a mom. No, that's okay. She was really nice. She gave me a pair of juice. It was really viscous and thick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thick pair of juice. Is that a Italian thing?

We're going to start doing the podcast now. Do you need me to join the Zoom for the video? Yeah, join the Zoom please. I'll just set up my laptop. Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm late. What happened? Oh, dad just got mad. Yeah.

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So like it was on his website, LamParty6. And then I was, you were, you laughed over your, so what you'll you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, France, by the song by Adversire. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretending this is like a hottest 100 You know, I live in France. I could have French for do you speak English? Oh my god I don't know it would be number one. What could possibly be number? 42 yeah, that's the same question of a hottest one. Yeah, yeah, yeah All right, well, should we go to number seven? Yeah, yeah, where else is there to go? I can't.

Where else is there to go? It doesn't care. Do you? I can't greatly. All right, well, it is. Any guesses? Wouldn't be a room zone. Ah.

Room zone, room zone, room zone. It wouldn't be, in a bit at the start of this podcast that we did. Is it the one where we record live in Sydney with Sam Campbell? I reckon I know what it is. Leave we recorded that maybe five years ago. Oh okay, so not in 2021. I reckon I know what it is.

Yeah, you know what it is. Do you remember when we got the episode 269, and we did the whole 69 bit? My, my, I knew you were for big, forgetful, but you've taken it to another forgetful level. Another forgetful level. Because we've already done that in this episode. Right.

You absolute goose. Your cow. I hope that he called you a cow. You're a farm animal. Well all I'm going to say is that I hope that that bit makes it in the best of 2022. Right. Excuse me, can you not speak for me? I imagined it to be a wild cow.

A wild cow with the juggles of Africa. Number seven is... Are they wild cows? Yeah. Well, if a cow gets out, what is it then? Number seven is Are they wild cows? Yeah Well, if a cow gets out, what is it then? Hmm If a cow gets out, is that a wild cow?

Holy shit, I think I know what seven is. A feral cow? I think it's a wild cow. Do you know? Do you know? It's number seven, the wild cow. The next one comes in three episodes before the previous entry. Oh, cool.

Which makes it episode 243-5. Five. I'll go question for you. Before you announce this, you're walking along the streets of Vancouver. Okay, you're just walking the streets of Vancouver. Regular walking or Christopher walking. Am I right? Yeah. Walking. God dammit, you're just walking the streets of Vancouver. Regular walking or Christopher walking. Am I right? Yeah. Walking.

God damn it, you're an idiot. Can you do the sound of a gun going off? Like I've shot myself in the head, great. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm just embarrassed about my bit. Mark's in a fugue state. Yeah, I don't.

You can't intro a fugue state podcast with fugue state boys. So you're walking the streets of Vancouver. All you've got on your person is a pallet gun, a handmade bow and arrow and the arrow is just a stick that's sharpened to a sharp point and you encounter a feral cow. Walking the streets of Vancouver. A cow that was once in a pen, but now it is roaming the wild. Yeah.

What do you do to protect yourself? Well, a cow has been bred to the point where they're not aggressive. Oh. So I would call animal protection. Yeah. What about a pool? A pool. A pool,able, that's another story.

But it's not a bullet, it's a wild, it's a feral camel, a female. It's a camel. Hey, my, I know you think you're helping me right now. Mm. I know you think you're helping me right now. Mm. But you're being a rude dude with an attitude.

I'm a rude dude with a too. That's the cue. Play the music, Tom. But you're being a rude dude with an attitude. I'm a rude dude with a dude. That's the cue. Play the music, Tom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom than I know where I'll be at church on Sunday. That's a funny line. Yeah. Can I say I just had a thought which I'll tell you all about at the end of this episode after we listen to this. Hey, very good guys. It's me, Zach the Devil.

Hey, Mem. You're welcome. I'm fine. You can now live in hell. I? You get to live here. Had a revelation. Sorry, yeah.

Well, you get to live here in hell. Sorry, you go. I'm about to. Sorry, I'm sorry, you go. I'm trying to go. Sorry, I'm so Sorry, you go. I'm about to. Sorry, I'm sorry, you go. I'm trying to go. Sorry, I'm so sorry, you go. I'm trying. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I have had a revelation. Good job, everybody. Sorry. I just said I just set up that I've had a revelation. Sorry, I thought we're having a conversation. I didn't realize there's a monologue. Sorry, I forgot.

I've had a revelation. What is it? You get to be kings of this time. See what Broden just did there? Yeah. I said I've had a revelation. He said what is it? And then I will continue.

You just said I've had a revelation. You said you can be kings of this land. Of how? I feel like you're stamping on my final. I am going. I am going right now. I won't say anything. I haven't stopped going.

What's the last word of your monologue? So then I know to come in. Sunday. Okay, cool. I've had a revelation. What is it? Well on Sunday. I was sorry no I forgot that it's at the start as well. I forgot that Sunday's at the start as well. No they're totally understanding. I'm sorry you guys I'm sorry.'m so sorry. I've had a revelation. What is it?

What is it? Well-brodden. Do you remember on Sunday when we were at church? Yes. And we looked at each other. We were kissing and then we stopped them. We looked at each other. And we said, dude, what

hell wouldn't it be better than going to hell every week? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! To come to church with our families, be rebirth in the light of God every day. Confess our sins, have them wiped clean from our slate, rather than go to hell. But then we went to hell, and now we're at the final layer of hell, and what I'm realizing, unless you want to realize this. Do you want to realize this?

Yes. All right, you go. I know we're all beyond, I know we're all beyond church on Sunday. No, don't do this, don't do this. This whole kingdom could be yours. No, thank you. I want to live, I just want to drink iced tea, no alcohol, not a long island iced tea, just like like weak water down I stay, no sugar either. I wanna drink of that. On a Sunday with my fiance who I haven't fucked, except in the bum, which is cool, that's chill.

Which is cool, that's chill. Growing on our farm, corn. Do you want to go to church? I think it's really important for Broder Broder. Do you really want it this episode to end with that moral, didn't you? No, that was your whole thing. That was entirely your thing. Really because I'm, no, because I'm an atheist. Yeah, me too.

Did you see how you wrestled this from you being the straight guy to now me being the straight guy? You see how you did that? I said, I'm an atheist. So I was doing that. God, you're the straight guy in this. I was saying, you know, I'm trying to get this show back on the road and I go,

we got to the end for you. But if you don't want a Christian story and Mark, you don't want a Christian story and I definitely don't want a Christian story, why did we just spend the last half hour? And Broden says he doesn't want a Christian story but he's the one, if you remember, at the end, came to the conclusion.

He had a revelation that we should be going to church on Sunday, which is a real. I know we're all beyond... I love my sentence. If I could just, you know, breath for it. I know we're all beyond church on Sunday. I love the sentence. And there it is. Pushing the Christian agenda once again,

Broding Kelly. Not something Zachariah agreed to, but something that... Yeah, a little weird that you pushed for that, but that's fine. Hey, whatever. Look, whatever. I want to thank you guys both so much for joining us on the Antidonna podcast. We...

Moralistic play. Hopefully, what you learned via listening to this is that you, yeah sure, Hal seems like a cool place in all your picture story books and the Fables told you by maybe your drug dealer or whoever it is that you associate with. But actually when you get down to the nook and crannies of how it's actually not a cool place to be, it's full of Hollywood phones, it's full of sloths,

it's full of some of the other characters that played on our journey there that all terrified us, made Britain ice-cream, poo, pier pants, it's full of syphilis spread, these that has high fructose corn syrup in it. These are all so done with this, I'm so bored with this. With the corn language or with just- Just no, just the whole thing, I did this under the impression one of you guys wanted to do it. I just was really solely mistaken.

I just thought one of you guys wanted to do it. That's why I was pushing for this. Since it's emerged that none of you wanted to do it and I don't wanna do it, I don't know why we're doing this. You wanted to do it. I wanted to do it because I thought you wanted to do it. How about we just none of us do it from now on? From here on, no more. I know where I'll be at church on Sunday.

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pellet gun sound came from. No, it's going to move its ears that way. What's going to be in front of me? It's I. I take the arrow. I shoot it through the eye into the brain. The feral cow is dead and the lady is safe. And then that night, you feast. Well, that's the first three entries

into the top nine of 2021. We'll see you next week for episodes. We're doing more? Five. Six to five. No, six to four. Episode they were they were in like 20. So that's 14, five and four. The voted the six, six highest, highest, four highest. See you next week. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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