Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 288 - The Best Of 2021 Part 2

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

This week we recap the top 6th, 5th and 4th moments of 2021! auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. For the next two weeks and last week we are bringing you the best of the Anti-Donna podcast in 2021 as we count down your top nine podcast moments of the year. This week we have your top six, the fifth and fourth moments. If you're loving this spot remember to head over to anti-dunnelclub.com. And welcome to part two of the countdown of the best episodes of 2021. Oh, Zack's a chicken. Oh, we got a chicken now.

What are you doing here, chicken sack? Chicken sack. What's the problem, Zack? Helen, you've been a chicken form. All right, let's do the whole part two. Zack is a chicken. I love this idea. And we're just gonna have to interpret,

I guess what the chicken's clocking about. He's saying, what a big year it was. And he loves seed. Yeah. He's saying, what a big year it was and he loves seed. Yeah. You did what? No, no, no, don't say that. Mark, do you know what episode six is in the countdown? Mark?

Yeah, you forgot to fall. What countdown? Exactly. He's forgetful. Mark, it was. Play the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right, chicken's egg. Bap, bap, bap. Rooms in, Rooms in. No, he did. Bap, bap, bap.

Oh, and that's Zoom Rooms in, Rooms in. Bap, bap, bap. Rooms in. Bap, bap, bap. Rooms. Bap, bap. He's looking at me for help, I don't. You're talking like a chicken, I don't speak chicken, I eat chicken.

Bap, bap. Yes, he's saying, yeah, it is a classic episode. Zach, I don't know what to do here. Buk-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k- Bap, bap, bap. Oh. What was it? Oh. It is episode 256, The Chase. Oh, The Chase. Which you don't remember. Who? Yeah, good, yeah. Yeah, you don't remember either.

The Chase. What happens in a broom? It's not room, zoom, room. It's room, zoom. No, it's a room, zoom, zoom, room. It's not room, room. Room, room. Which is not right. Doesn't make any sense. Anyway, the chicken, I think the chicken

is also a forgetful Frank. Buck, it's in a room. No, I don't, I don't, I don't just that sort of thing. No, no, we did, oh my God. A talking chicken. It's in a room, I'll say. Yeah, but it's room, we went rooms in room. Is this, which number is this?

256. Is it, number is this two five six? Is it but we did it in the middle of this year It's number five is the first one of this podcast. There's number six This is the first one we're doing this Yeah, number six number six. Yeah, so this podcast is room room room who knows maybe then a zoom But the chase is in room the chase chase is in room. We're in room right now Yeah, right and we're introducing an in-room podcast Yeah, and then we'll come out of that in the room. Yeah, but no, but the

We shot we recorded this in the middle of zoom in and room and zoom. Oh, you've misunderstood the room zoom room is not reflective of the recording process But rather the podcast itself last week We did a room intro to a Zoom podcast with a room outro and then a Zoom podcast, then a room outro and then a Zoom podcast. That's not what we were doing. That's not what we were doing. That's not what we were doing.

I introduced the concept of the room Zoom room and I played the George Lucas. It's my work. Well. Well, the Mandalorian was great. Who's this guy? Well, the Mandalorian was great You forget for guys the chase classic episode where we do the chase self-explanatory enjoy Hello and welcome to the chase. My name is Larry Ebbner. I'm carrying covering for Andrew O'Keefe. Today on the chase we're going to find out.

What? No, it's all good. I don't want to talk about it. I'm covering. Oh, he's broke, isn't he? No, I don't want to talk about it. They gave me a call. They gave me a call. I'm covering for him. I'm doing the chase now for the time being. Chase Australia. We're gonna find out if you, if a regular person like you can, is smarter than a fuckner. I'm gonna look it up.

Our first regular person is a man by the name of Mark Bonanno. How are you Mark? I'm good, sorry, I'm just looking at what he's looking at. Don't look up, don't look up in. Oh he's crook, don't, that's fucked. I was just doing something subtle and I feel like this is moving into libelist territory, sorry.

Mark, how are you man? I'm good mate. And what do you do with yourself? I'm a Tobar Fitter. And what do you, what Tobars do you fit? What Tobars, what, Cosmate? How does that work? How's that job work?

You fit the Tobar on the car mate. Tell us a little bit. Turn off the music. Hey, listen here, can't. Why? Listen here, can't, what? I don't fucking host this show on the reg. I don't know what I'm meant to be fucking doing, all right?

I'm trying to do some fucking banter. That's the one thing I can do as an experienced host. And when you talk back to me like that, it is incredibly disrespectful. And then I want to fucking kill you, okay? So you need to chill the fuck out. All right, man. When you ask me what it is, I don't know what a fucking Tobar Fitter is. Clearly. So if I fucking ask you, you answer respectfully, okay? Okay. Oh my no worries. You would never know what a tow bar fitter is up in your lair d'art fucking prices right? I'll give you a quote, tell me if the price is right.

Mate, if you fucking talk back to me, can't. We're meant to do a show. Yeah, okay, it's disrespectful. All right, I'm sorry. I can get you removed from the building. Really? Yes. Well, then you're not gonna have a contestant. We have fucking people lining up at the door to be on the track.

Does this show? Yeah. Alright. We'll see. Do you want to fucking try me, man? I'll fucking knuckle sandwich your fucking chin out of this universe. Can't. If you don't fucking let up. I said, I'm sorry.

You don't fucking sound very sorry, can't yeah, well would speak louder than actions What the fuck is that supposed? I don't know I'm a Tobar Fitter. I'm not a computer scientist Where'd you go mate school? What are you reckon? On me what the fuck grew I'm growing up in Melton, can't. Are you saying you're so wasteful, mate? The point of having you on this fucking show

if you're a fucking idiot. You're a bargain, you're treating me like shit. I'm not the one who fucking laughed at the fucking host. Next time, you got something you need to tell. I am like 30 fucking your car. And you're like, I'm more gonna connect trailer. You're my fucking car. I're not gonna come. I am my 30 fucking New York car, and you're like, I'm more gonna come to that trailer, you're my fucking car, I'm not gonna help you mate.

In my 35 fucking years of hosting game shows, I have never, never been spoken to like this. Yeah, right, I'll be never at the toast, I'll be the toast, aren't I, because you get fucking pay some kind of duff. Yeah, I'll tell you what, I'm not fucking paying you, what your fucking company can't. What?

What your fucking company?'t what what your fucking company I bet I express to about fitter express yeah, we do all the cameras roll the cameras roll the cameras I'm here with mark rolling 15 minutes. What? This is all recorded mate. You can't see the red lights on the camera mate. I Sweater fucking God if you fuck this up for me, cunt. I've been, I, I fell, I fell to earth. Do you think this is- I fell to earth when they act prices right, and I have been climbing my way back up, and this is my chance.

Do you think Andrew will keep did what he's, what he's been accused of? No, what he's not saying. No, I made the calls to the police. Oh, I made the calls to the police. I made the calls to the murder press. I will bring down every motherfucker that takes away my opportunity to returning to the mid-afternoon slot.

All right, let's not, I don't wanna fuck with Larry. I am king of the mid-afternoon slot. This is my time. All right, mate. And also breakfast. Am I still doing that? Yeah, you do nine to midday. Yeah, but that was all climbing back up.

If your king of the morning shows. That was all me just climbing back up. Waiting. If you were fighting my time, I knew Andrew would fuck up eventually. If you are king of the slot, does that mean that you were a producer on the I wasn't involved in the

Fox-Tel comedy show the slot that got Adele Wuko and Christian Van Vuren I have a bunch of YouTubers I make contract with the network. I don't I can't do anything with Fox-Tel without their expression Yeah right Alright, what do you do? Serious? Yeah, what do you do? Are you serious? Yeah, what do you do? We've got to go back. Alright, I'm a tow boat.

Now we've got to go back again. You have to answer the fucking question so we can edit it in. You're hard to please. What? I said you're hard to please mate. You are this close to getting escorted out of this building. Are you Lebanese? Am I Lebanese?

Yeah. I don't know what Larry had in there is. He's probably just... Oh, just because of the beard. I swear to fucking God. Who, can I get a producer in here? Can I get you in the play too, people? No, you're gonna leave me hanging?

Let's just go. Let's start again. I'm good to go, mate. I don't want to work with you. Come on. We had on five episodes of fucking... I said I was a Tobar Fitter. You said what is that?

What are you doing? Possibly bitch. What else could it be? I know what a Tobar Fitter is. I am an air conditioner installationer. You got what is that? I'm an executive producer. I'm an executive producer on the morning show. Do you know what an executive producer does?

What? Do you know what it does? No. No, because it's not your fucking area of expertise. It's that all the more ambiguous. I don't know what a fucking bit of more ambiguous. You are. Fuck, I'm this close to getting you a scorted off this,

out of this fucking studio I swear to god I've never I said alright mate I swear I want to do the show Let's do the show we have the next guest lined up they can come we can feel That's where you're made they can come in till now and then they've got the whole day I'm a Love to me know me talking about this line. I can't even hear.

Took me 20 minutes to find the place. It's fucking empty, mate. It's you. There's not even camera men. I saw you go and turn it on before. That's the last time you were f***ing embarrassed me. All right, let's just go. I'm this close to getting you escorted out of the studio.

Yeah, yeah, you're all all talk mate. You are so rude You are so rude. I said I'm sorry mate. This is appropriate You're a guest on my television program. Well Andrews for now, but let's just see. I said I'm sorry Okay, are you happy to move on because I'm very happy to move on and I'm sorry for reacting the way I reacted Thank you for your apology, okay? I am sorry. I move on. And I'm sorry for reacting the way I reacted. Thank you for your apology. Okay, I am sorry. I am sorry. I understand that.

I am sorry. I got a little heated. Great. Now for the audience, I will have to ask what a Tobar Fitter is. Oh, that is insane to me, but all right. Okay, but you understand, don't you? I don't do I understand what a Tobar Fitter is.

But this is in a Tobar Fitting Exhibition thing, all right? There are people that don't know what it with a toba fitter is this isn't a toba fitting exhibition thing All right, there are people that don't know what it is all right mate. Wait. Do you know what a toba fitter is? Yeah, mate. Yeah, I'll do it ever that for my job. Okay Okay Fit to bus You put the fitting part Anyway, I'll ask you on here. Are you happy to answer?

Yep. All right. Like, I'm with you here, man. I'm trying to make you look good. I'm trying to make this work. I always just want to get the fucking nerd out here. So I'm going to ask him some, you can ask the question. Yes.

I can answer him. We get some money, mate. Come on! You're a fuck. You're a fuck. We get some money mate. Come on! Tax free! You're fuck. It's a tax free. No, they tax it.

Fuck. And tell me that when I signed up on Facebook. You signed up on Facebook? Yeah. Well, he used to do it in shopping centers back in the prices, right, those. Did you know that? No, mate. We used to do it in shopping centers.

I'm 22 mate! You're 22? Yeah! You look like SHIT! I know! Oh, like, all that fucking thump fit and thoba! Just when I ask you what a toba fitter is, I'm gonna answer it, okay?

Because I've got you back here. I'm trying to make you look good. All right. Are we good? Yeah, I'm good. Alright, start again. Hi! Welcome to the Chase Australia. I'm Larry Edna, filling in for Andrew O'Keefe, because he...

Today, we are going to be seeing if a regular Australian, like you, can outsmart a fuck to nerd. I'm joined today by, what was your name again? Mark. Mark. Yeah. Who is a Tob was your name again? Mark. Mark. Yeah. It was a Tobar Fitter. Hi, Mark. I'm a gardener. I thought that'd be easier.

Move it to that, right. Are you not a chicken anymore? Ha, ha, ha. So, well, I tried to be a chicken, but then you were like, Oh, it's not room, room, room. I like it. I like the chicken.

I thought, do you know where are we right now? Where are we right now? We're in a room. Am I being a little, am I being a little? Well, I don't believe you can create a room, Zoom room. That's my position. And I also think if you created it and then two people saw it very clearly one way,

that's a sign. That's an issue of communication, not of origin. Maybe. So I didn't create, I remember creating rooms in room. I don't remember who created it. Well maybe you created, maybe someone else created a room in room, unless you gasped like me. No, I think you said room, Zoom.

I think you were the first one to see. And what I was trying to evoke there The conversation came from we are insowing in a room to a podcast in a zoom See if you can see the difference. Yeah, right and What I'm saying is this podcast we're Insowing in a room to a podcast in a room and now we're back in a room this podcast so father patent has been room room room It's and the next one number five. Let's see if that is a room zoom room room room room. Well, it would be a room room room room room

Potentially or a room room room room number five play that music Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, went. It was a Zoom, so it's room, Zoom, room. No, room, room, room, Zoom. Okay. Ah! Room, room. Thank you for coming to the gym, bro. I'm not on the stable. Zoom, room, the big.

Most because I don't remember what's going on. So, yeah, you're figuring it for a room, room, room. Whatever you say, chicken. I can't, you are being disrespectful. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Olympic spot, because I love the Olympics this year. To be serious, I had a great time watching the Olympics. Mm, big serious, yeah. Like, the...

Oh, let me be serious. I loved the Olympics. I watched it all the way. I remember you. Thank you. You don't remember, do you? I just don't feel like... What's my name?

Crumb. Is it Crumb? Lucky yes. All Alright, here is the Olympic sports suggested by the Andi Donek Club. We're going to cross now to the stadium down the road before the just another stadium. We're going to go to the looking at the list here. I have most Monty Python quotes per minute. Well, that was a lot of Monty Python quotes there from the contestant from Britain. The judges are still counting it. Obviously, in the last few years, they've started sort of doing things where they'll use

the end of one quote to be the start of the next quote using the words at the end. So it does sometimes take a few minutes for the judges to get a count. Let's look at a highlight from the heats. Let's look at what that Mark's gonna do, which is, he shakes his head. Let's look at the highlights from the Sevy Fire or the, who broke the word record for the most Monty Python quotes. Most, he's not a Messiah, he's a naughty boy.

He's gone there. We he's a naughty boy. There's one there. We are the nights, we say. There's two. Ah, it is but a flesh wound. Three. Um, it's happening. I think it was a little bit of a... He's moving fast, he's moving fast.

Um, uh, uh, the life of Brian. Which was just the name of the film, but I don't think it's said in so long. Well, it's in the song, it's in the song at the start, the life of Brian. Okay, so he gets it on, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that counts. Always look on the bright side of life. Um, it's not a parrot, it's a naughty boy. That's wrong. It's deducted a point for that. Um, and the marathon, the incontinence one, the one with the marathon. What do they say?

I guess they come. Well, yeah, they don't, they're just running and they're pissing their pants. It's very funny. Socrates, Socrates, Socrates, Parsons to... And he's done it about sixish. Wow. Wow That's incredible and we'll see how he goes in the final but first we're going to jump over to the fucking 100 meter kiss

To the two Australian contestants having a kiss to the two Australian contestants having a kiss. I'm not entirely sure. A, this looks like B, how this works. Or three. We heard himself, good, his lipies. He's got a chapped lip. He's asking for some chap. He's asking for some coconut. Oh. He's asking for some coconut.

What's it called? A papaya. The papaya. Paya bomb. Yeah. Oh. And he's back at it. I think there are 100 meters apart.

And they've got really long lips. I think that's what this is and maybe how long they kiss for. Well, I thought it was. I thought it was. Oh, I know. You're going to explain what it is. I thought it was. It's there are 100 meters apart.

And they have to kiss, but it's the longest that it takes the two people to meet in the middle. But they have to be trying to kiss the whole time. And then they'll lips me. So this event could go for months. Wait, say that again, so that's the longest. So there are 100 meters apart, and they have to have their lips puked,

and then whoever takes the longest to meet and kiss in the middle. Right. Yeah, okay. All right, great, but we're cutting away now to the fart propelled boat race Well, this is the stinkiest event of the of the Olympics because Of course to get enough arse power Usually it's horse power in boats, but this this this event of course requires a fast propel

Asked yeah, what did you think it was? I thought it was front propel, and I was like, we just put the boats backwards. Yeah, and then you'd be fine. You put those backwards and race backwards. Zach is not an expert on fast propel boat racing. Obviously. But it's very stinky.

You, surprisingly, you get extra points if you shit your pants in this event and the weather, the shit, the better. I think that really comes from the history of the sport when I was first introduced in Russia in the late 80s. People were shitting themselves a lot and people were thrown by that, but they've got to understand it. It's not about how you're farting or shitting or any of that it's really just about how fast

your boat moves after a fart and shit happens I mean that's really ideal you know the perfect fart for a boat propel is I would say about 20% shit. Now obviously it works as a cork and it makes the fart more explosive. Obviously, these competitors are eating lots of beans last night, and in back in the Olympic hotels or whatever they're called, the village. Let's see, we have the competitor from Canada stepping up here. Jean Claude Mou-Bou and of course we have the... and we also have the competitor of course from...

I'm gonna say... Oh, I see this guy's gone early. He's gone early. The competitor from Cuba. And bless off! And Bimou-Li! Lili Lili Lee, and Fatte Fatte. We're just going to go to this race without any commentary now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shoveling beads into his mouth. I'm not confident that he'll be able to

master size and then turn that into a gas in time but who knows. What was that? Oh, it's a... Well that's a good sport. Now here's another sport. We are now going to go to another sport. This sport is calling the 26th contact in your phone and asking for dating of a voice about without being called out for being on the podcast. If they don't answer, close your eyes and pick the random contact until someone answers. Now we are going to cross now to the first competitor. Contacted till someone answers Now we are going to cross now to the first competitor this competitor from France

Jamie Lee Curtis Wow, this is amazing. This is my 27th Okay, this is and here he goes in a French accent Hello, how you doing? I'm good This is and here he goes in a friend Jackson. Hello. Oh, hello. How are you doing? I'm good. You know, it sounds like Italian man.

He said I'm doing a French accent. Wow, wow. That's what I'm doing. Michelle, I was a quandering. I'm sure, Brian Zia, that's very convenient for him. Very convenient. When you want to eh, you know get a woman to give you a kiss

what is the best way for this good dining advice good dining advice is to he hasn't called me up but I think she knows she's on the podcast and then say now gonna have a little kids We we I'm it this is what she thinks is happening what What do you think is happening here right now?

Big moment here big moment. I'm assuming this is some sort of podcast I'm assuming this is some sort of podcast. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. God, the me. Congratulations, Michelle. All right, bye. I love you. Unfortunately, I'm nominated there.

Unfortunately, the representative is the music character from I'm going to help you out. I'm going to say South Africa. I need to be doing that with someone else. All right, here we go. Okay, we're not sure who this is going to be. We're gonna try and figure that out. The phone's ringing. This is a beautiful gold medal attempt. Oh, the no answer. There's not going to be a no answer. We can push him down to bronze. Hi, the person you have called is incredible.

Please leave a short, clear second message after the tone and we'll finish it. You can still bring it back here in metal. Hello Marks, brother Scottabanano. Thank you so much for all of your help with our business. I need some advice on Ganglon Dates that having little kisses, give me a call back. Thank you brother. Thank you, Mr. King. It will be sent us an SMS.

Thanks for using tells us message to take service. Well, well, we said there we say that was, that was a fantastic games. And then we have one more, we have one more, we have one more attempt at this. I don't think we do. I think we do, I think we do have one more attempt at this. I think we do. I think we do. I think we do have more attempt at this. The contestant from the South Pole, of course, Santa Claus has come to compete in this incredible event. And we're going to see what country is he from though? The South Pole. What country is he

representing? In South Pole. I thought you said Santa Claus. No, he's from the South Pole. What country is he representing? South Pole. I thought you said Santa Claus. No, he's from the South Pole. It is Santa Claus competing. Oh, here we go. Okay, here we go. Santa Claus, that's so ex- I would love to get some clarity on why Santa Claus is playing for the South Pole in like a northern country. It just seems odd to me. I'd look, he's not real Zack, so I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, but the Olympics are and the spirit of the Olympics are and you need to show respect. Oh. That phone, uh, that, uh, neither, microphone.

Hey, Bruce, Jackie, please leave a message. Thanks, Mike. Hello, it's Santa Claus. Getting ready for Christmas at the North Pole. But I don't know how to date. I think that's gonna go to the French guy because that was the only one that had someone answer. But they did, but Michelle Brazier did know.

Thank God Michelle Brazier was the 27th contact. In the man-of-fudge. In the man-of-fudge have faked mine a little bit. I'm going to be honest with you, I faked mine a little bit because I haven't talked to Andy Davies in about 10 years. Well, what a great day at the Olympics. What a wonderful day. Thank you for all of your suggestions in the Patreon.

I hang on, hang on, my sister-in-law's calling me back. Oh, he's still in for a chance? Hello, it's Santa Claus. No! How do I get a date? A date? Like, this sweet treat or like a lady to dinner? A lady to dinner you lady to do not

he just have to ask her nicely okay what do you think is happening right now? I don't know I did it yeah from the South Pole is one girl oh my god. Congratulations Santa Claus, you did it!

I got a call back, my sister-in-law. Santa looks a little bit confused. I know there's a challenge from the judges. No! There's a challenge from the judges here that they... We don't exactly know what's going on Oh, it seems there's a potential that he lifted his elbow. He bent his elbow While he picked up the phone making it not a full snatch that is

The result from the judges. Oh well, what do you two to one said to still got it? Yeah Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, yeah, can I be silly? Yeah, can I be silly for a second? Yeah, I farted to the Olympics this year. That silly you probably did though if you watched enough I probably did too. Five to June. One's gonna slip out for sure. A little hello to Jackie Lumsden, my sister-in-law, who I believe I won the gold medal calling, a little hello to Jackie. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, that's where we are now. Yeah. By your calculation. Now this next one is number five. Four. Four.

You forgotten how to count? Now, is that what this is? No, I just forgot where we were up to. And now you're going to love this one because we're hopping back to Zoom. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. Yes. Right.

This is not going to the room room, zoom, but I don't reckon it's just not that good. Play the song. P-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Seven, eight. Right, let me guess. Was that the one where we all got in the tub? Was that the hot tub one? No, it was over Zoom. Oh, okay. We never released the hot tub one because we found it too distasteful.

Yeah, it was a little distasteful. And steamy. Well, I didn't think it was sexual. Slippery does not necessarily mean sexual. No, I wasn't sexual. Distaxable in many other ways. And because we were slippery. Yeah.

It was an oily tub. And thus we were slippery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not sexual. Just slippery boys. It wasn't, yeah, it wasn't sexual for everyone. It was three-slip levels. And that was the problem.

Episode 278 is letters and numbers featuring our friend Michael Hing. Specifically. It's specifically. Which bit? The bit where I threatened to see this as up my teacher's ass hole. Now, hopefully we can encompass the whole bit where I explain context of that and it's not okay to do that.

But it's a very funny episode. And Michael Hing is one of my favorite guests that come on air podcast. Yeah. You don't know who he is, do you? No. I've forgotten everything. Yeah, yeah.

Except how to talk. Yeah, how to talk, how to sit. How to make decent distance from the microphone. You are. Yes, please stop that. It's a very good episode. It was great episode. It was great episode.

I was in hotel quarantine and was over it. Let's enjoy episode 278. Poo-no-no. Poo-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-k-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-p-ch-k-k-p-ch-k-k-p-k-p-k-k-p-k-k-p-k- of letters and numbers in Australia. So we've made him come in and host the show on this podcast. Competing, I don't know. This is it. Let us know.

Yep. It's the art for Lily Serner, but we got Michael. Yeah, we got Michael, and that's fine. It's fine. The people usually talk over the intro music. How's that supposed to do's fine. That's fine. The people usually talk over the intro music. And sometimes they do. Yeah, hello everyone.

Mark Broden, Zach, hello. Hello to everyone listening. Welcome to Letters and Num, it's a welcome time. We can do it again. We can do it again where I'm not talking over the music. No, of course not. It's fine. I just want just to be a good time.

I want it to be an authentic experience because people hear that and then they watch the show and people and someone isn't talking over it. They might tune out. We just do it again then. Do it again then. I do it again just before we do it again though, Broden. Just sorry, just before we hit play on that again.

Just so you know, usually if someone does talk over the intro, it's like they give it a bit, you know? It's a bit more of an intro. I'm not gonna fucking do it. I'm not gonna do it. Rodin's not gonna do it. I just think if you- Michael, just wait and see what happens, eh? Because Rodin's not gonna do it, but just wait and see what happens.

Yeah, let's just see what happens. I'm walking the letters and numbers. It's about count down in England. We've got, I need Donner who's doing letters and numbers. We've got our friends on the line. Oh, if he's gonna talk, can I feel like I should talk as well. Zach, can I just... It's not a matter of...

It was a matter of May talk. Was it a matter of May talking over the opening? And now he's singing. Let it... Let it... No, man. Let it... Let it...

Yeah. Okay, that's not... First of all, that's not really the theme song, Mark. I don't know where you got those lyrics from. And, and Zach, again, if you're gonna do the intro, I just need you to give a bit more umph to it, you know? I said that wasn't, because I was giving a little more than bread.

I was here, I was watching that, and I didn't feel anything. I felt nothing. I had to come in with a bit of a sing song, because Zach talks like that, And you're calling me dead. That talks like that. And you're like, oh, yes. Wow.

I'm trying to come in here, advocate for your high energy narration bullshit. And then you come for me. I thought I did a stellar job. I thought I did the really good job. Given your limitations as a performer, of course you did well. But I think you know, you want to reach beyond that Zach

Hmm Yeah, why don't we give it rodon one more go. Okay. I'll stay quiet You know I don't care No me and Broden are gonna stay quiet. Let's see what happens. Hey. All right, let's see what happens, eh? Alright, let's see what happens. Okay. Oh. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, they're corn! They go corn the cabin! Ah! Car'm off! They go corn the carbon! Ah, cut them off! Cut off my fucking nuts!

They're stuck in the carbon fuck! I, so Michael, hands up, hands up. Now that I've seen that, I will say I understand what you were going for. Do you see how it was? Do you see how it was? Yeah, it was exactly, it was the world involved. Now we're like, oh, what's happening?

This is exciting things happening on TV. We want to, oh, we want to get involved. Oh my goodness. You know, great work, Mark. Did you get permission from your bosses that led us in numbers before you came on this podcast and pretended to do letters in numbers? I told them I was doing a comedy podcast.

It was very popular. I didn't tell them the we'd probably be reaching. Oh, Joe Rogan. Yeah, I told them I was doing Joe Rogan. I was like, I was like, give it that horse past. You're rigging about. This is my Joe Rogan impression, right? It's a two-part impression.

It's Joe Rogan and the guest. What are you rigging about? And then like a question about a thing that that guest is ill-equipped to answer. And then the guest, oh, you know, and that's my impression of Joe Rogan. Oh, um, oh, that's it, that's all I got. He's my impression of the Christopher Walken.

Hey, guy. Okay, could you do Joe Rogan being interviewed by Christopher Walken? Yeah. No, I refuse, fuckhead. Alright. Mark, do you have any impressions you want to share with the class? Um, no, not really. Maybe someone who's just puffed in the sink? Alright, how's that going?

Oh, yes, yes, yes! Yeah. Well, I don't know, you don't really say much after you do that. You just kind of... What if I add a little tension to the scene? Yeah. Knock, knock, knock. I'm coming into the bathroom right now. Don't come in here. I just spooked in the sink. Is that amazing that as soon as you add conflict?

Yeah, then there's more to say. That's when the drama comes in. There's a lot of conflict. Yeah, it's a good thing. Is this how you usually host letters and numbers? Because if it is, you're doing a bad job. Yeah. It's terrible.

Just on the spoofing and the sink. Yeah. It's that? The letters and numbers. Yeah, I know. But sorry, at the start of the show, usually we get to know everyone. So I might do something like, all right,

I'll throw a guess tonight. You might know them from the very popular sketch comedy troupe, aren't you, Don, or the heaven? Let's talk about the one. Do it. Have the confidence to do it, Michael. Yeah. Oh, I might do this, I might do this.

I don't usually do that yourself. So sometimes I do this, just jump in. All right, this is SBS, yes. So you wouldn't have anti-donna on you'd have the cast of Wilfred. Yeah. I don't know what Wilfred is, but is that some sort of show that we put on our network?

No, it's a dog show. A dog show. From the day's WSPS comedy. Sorry, I didn't show that at talking dog. Or Danger 5. Danger 5. I was going to say Danger 5, but that was from more recently. I was trying to reach back.

I wish I'd gone back to Fat Pizza. Fat Pizza was really the best. I think Fat Pizza was really the best. New toopia. What's pizza was really the best. I think fat pizza was really the best. New toopia. What's the one, the food one, the one where they try different countries food? It's got like, well look, anyway, that business tanking, this is tanking.

So if I could just, yeah, I'd expect us. I was about to make a Gerald Eden, the Grefford, so I think we've got to pull that back to our target. I was about to make it Gerald Eden do the reference. I think we're gonna pull that back to everyone. Take the Ryan thing. So, we are joined today by one of the most popular sketch comedy troops in the world.

You would know them from the Netflix series. You might know them from the popular stage shows. And you might know them for their viral YouTube hits like Succ-En-Off-A-Bucky and Spoof-It-In-The-Sync. It's Auntie Donna. We're joined by Mark, Zack and Broden. Let's get to know our guests. Mark, you were just talking to us interestingly about spoofing in the sink. Is that something you regularly do? I spoof exclusively in sinks. Good to know. So, yeah, I don't like it. In sync. Yeah, like, two n-sync.

In sync to the music and in syncs. I'm a very peculiar spuffer. It needs to be all the... Spuff, in sync to each of the n-sync. In sync. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And how do you think you do with the puzzles tonight, Mark?

Look, if you're... You know, if the puzzle is... It's a puzzle show. It's a puzzle show. I don't know. Why? What did you think this was? I thought it was Sink Spoofing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. That's on Saturday when you come over my house. No, this is a puzzle show. I'm not sure how I'll go. I think what's referred to as most people as a dumb cunt. Oh, I will say how we go with the, with the letters and the nut. I think I'll do better with the numbers than I will the letters, but I think I'm going to struggle greatly with both the numbers and the letters. So I'll see. All right. Brodo, and how are you feeling? Are you feeling confident today? How you go to Maths? We better at Maths or English at school.

Uh, uh, uh, in your nine, uh, this is true. I told my Maths teacher I was gonna shove a pair of scissors up his ass. Um, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I failed your nine maths, so I never did it again. Because he spreaded in your teacher with violence? No, I was just like, I was like, I was, you know, I didn't want it, so I never did it again. Because he threatened your teacher with violence? No, I was just like, I was like, I was, you know,

I didn't want it, I was bad at it, I didn't pay attention. And then like, I got to the point where I was like, you can go to the really bad maths, or you can just stop doing that math. I'm gonna have to really make it as a creative person now. Right, I've got real problems. Right, really say that to your maths teacher, because that's like delinquent ahead of you.

That's why you're like that. That's like that, that's. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I've been talking to you all, I've been talking to you in some ways, I've been talking to you all, framing, framing device, framing device. I don't think I should be ridiculed for being open.

I'm not the only trouble maker here. Oh, I thought you were already, you shouldn't be allowed on the streets but this is the way I said it that sentiment this is why he came out to me like he came out to me and he I was not doing my work he went you should be doing your and before this he used to use it can't you know but you you should be doing I said you you do that again I'll stick them where the sun don't shine or some shit like that Oh right right, right.

Right. And did he smack the scissors? Did he call the police? You should be doing that, you know, like that. What kind of scissors were they? Were they a pair of pinken she is? I think there were like textiles ones, because maybe we were like moved to the textiles room. Anyway.

They're shits. He's smacking the scissors. He said that's smacking the scissors. So like the beach and sea. He said to me, he'll pair a scissors. Where were the scissors in this? With scissors part of the action, because that's key. He said, it's smacking the people. He said to me, he'll pair of scissors. Where were the scissors in this? Scissors part of the action, because that's pay me. Thank you, Broden.

All right, our third guest, you might know most of these long-haired person in the group. It's Zachary Ruayne. Zachary, this is my bad person. No, I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. No, it's not one saying that. It's basically image.

I've always had a view in high school. He's of like an adult. A little high school is of like like an adult a little kind you pick to just a little kind of adult yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little kind and like the problem is is I fear to say anymore Because the repercussions maybe that I get a fucking grosses you mean I'll fucking kill you and shut up my ass That's what I'm saying is like on what you have described without context I've got my ass, but... That's what I'm saying is like, what you have described without context,

there's still, we're still half way to context, is like, delinquent behavior, like, oh my god, I'm sorry for this. If I came from a rough part of the world or if there weren't enough of a good community around me, yeah, I could be in jail right now. That's fair. The scissor related crimes. Yeah. Zach, have you ever threatened a human being safety

with a pair of scissors? To help with the audience, I'm kind of the Elijah Wood to Andy Donner's Wilfred. Does that make sense? This is who I... Or Adam Zwa. Or Adam's Law. Oh Adam's Law. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- is using threatening words. Which is, which job bad as well? Mm. And they were pinking, she is.

Where are we now? No. That you stuck up your teachers house? No, no. No. Where are we now? Where are we now? We're at the end of episode two.

No, we're all right now. In a room. So, my, tell me the pattern of this episode. Room. Room. Room. Room. Room. Room. Room. Room. Yes. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Room. Yes. Zoom. Zoom. Yes. Room. Yes.

Thank you for coming to the table. The room. Room. Room. Zoom. Room. Table. Sorry. We're going to say that a little smoother. The room. Room. Room. Zoom. Room. Great. And that's what this year has been. A lot of room in a lot of Zoom in. A little bit of room in. A hell of a lot of Zoom in.

A hell of a lot of Zoom in. A hell of a lot of Zoom in. We'll see you next week for the top three. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!