Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 289 - The Best Of 2021 Part 3

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

On this weeks podcast we have the top 3 moments of last year and next week we return to regular weekly pods! auntydonna.com/shows auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antique Donner Podcast. For the last three weeks we've been counting down the top nine podcast moments of 2021 and today we have the top three. It's a really funny top three and we hope you enjoy. If you're after more Antidona Podcast you should head to AntidonaClub.com for heaps more. and welcome to the grand finale of the 2021 Best of Brought to you by Mazda. This is a bandsky. Mazda's a bandsky. Can I just say we had a conversation. We had a conversation.

We're banking him right now. We're banking him right now. Mazda's a bandsky. Mazda's a bandsky. And we're banking him right now. And I just want to say we will like should we do another podcast or should we just intro the Zoom podcast here in the room? And I said, I think I'm feeling another one. And by golly, I was right.

But I'm glad we did this because for the first time the intros, because they're in the room, we're in our few states. I have a feeling the intros are going to be better than what we're introducing. You know what I'm saying? What happens then? At Sive? Well, people go, you know what, what a shitty year 2021 was.

I've actually listened to three people riffing, saying funny things about Mazda Zabanski. Oh, room zoom room, funny, funny, funny. Oh, now I'm listening to three depressed cuts on Zoom. The best of the worst. And where are we at the moment for the count on this episode? Zoom. Number three.

Oh, opposite of that. Room. We're in the room. Proding, they don't know. They do. Because I'll tell you the difference. If you're trying to work out, is it a pass recorded in a room or a Zoom? Sorry, because you're talking about that.

You go, you go. Yeah, you go. Sorry. You go. Sorry, you go. I've been go sorry you go sorry you go you go. Yeah, I've been I've been drafting No, you go. Oh sorry you go. No, that's fine. You got dropped out. That's all right. Okay, you go That's very true because I wanted to say all right Can we just both talk at the same time for a little bit? So number three what's number three? Oh, that's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

What's that's very true because I went there and I was just, and then what you do is you keep talking, you go, all right, I can't just go where you go. So I'm gonna keep talking. And then by the time the other person stops talking, you have forgotten why you're talking. You've been self-sacred sticking to it. Zoom is bad for podcasts.

And Broden said, he said, I don't think we should do a best of Because I think it will illustrate how terrible a year it has been and then I think we said that I forget Broden, he did some awesome stuff here. They grow it in a million years What a journey we're on he's he's had an upward journey. I've had it down with I was cynical But now on this this Christmas miracle in January I've found that There was some magic this year Wow with number four three three three Episode play the song

Episode two six four all that. Oh, that is. Two, six, the little run there. Little run there was the magical time of the year. Space jam. No. No, it's the two, no. Sixty-nine episode. Are you, are you just so stupid?

You can't even fix, right? I'm forgetful. Just put two and two together. For this episode, we have to ring a very special friend. Oh, we're calling him. I hope he answers. I told him we were going to ring. Did you?

Yeah. He's old, but Broden's on it. I'm so excited to see who this is. Just contacting him. I hope he answers. Maybe we could try calling on something other than Facebook message. I just think it's the best one. I don't know what this is. It is, I'm so sorry. I think it's the best one.

If you're being fair, it should be meta messenger. No, no. So meta is the parent company. Facebook is under the meta umbrella. So it's not like Instagram. You don't turn, that would mean that Instagram, Facebook and WhatsApp what about all met and all the matter what an idiot you are that's fucking ignorant guys I've been really rude to the both of you called you idiots and whatnot I just want to say I've called you both idiots in the last few minutes and I want to apologize to Broden for that You you apologize to Broden for calling him an idiot. They're not answering. But do you see what I've done here? What?

I haven't apologized to him. You haven't really apologized to me. Because I'm the rude dude with the attitude. That's the reveal. That's the twist. That's the twist. We had to ring a very special friend. Is it, they're not answering.

Are you calling the Joker? Because this is a joke. The Joker doesn't joke. He's actually quite serious. Have you seen Joker? Not. It's brilliant. I've never seen anything like it because I haven't watched any films from the 70s.

Yeah. Oh God, dammit, Jokowski. Answer the fucking... Do you want me to just pretend to be Jo? What we'll do is we'll just jump ahead and then we'll call him back and we'll do it out of order if that's okay. That's a good idea. But can we leave this in? And then...

Sure. Can we just like... Leave it in order? I mean, at the end of a pretend-to-call Jo? No, that's terrible. That's a terrible way to do it. Hey boys, are you ready for episode two? The second one. The second breast episode of the year.

Yeah. Zabansky. So episode two. The second breast episode. I'm not gonna do the breast thing. That's fine. You said breast instead of best, that's fine. Oh, Joe's calling back.

All right, we're going to get very... Wait, what's happening now? It's our answer, answer, answer. It's episode three, we've got a special person. Hello, who's speaking? Hello? Hello? Yes, hi. Joe, it's Broden Kelly

Mark's here too Yes, Joe we are recapping the best podcasts of 2021 and guess what came in at number three Phil I'm gonna find like a hint for him. His name's Joe. Phil. Not a hint of Phil. Joe, guess what came in at number three, this wonderful year.

I don't know, one of the ones where you fucking pranked me. No, gotta keep feeling incorrect, Joe. An audio hint, does that make sense? Yeah, hurry up. I'm gonna play him some audio Yeah, but you should have done earlier. Yeah, well, I didn't know we were gonna call Joe you said a special guest I didn't know it was gonna be Joe's one second Joe, but you got a field just getting a hint keep him talk Joe we're getting a hint for you Joe Joe

We're getting a hint for you Joe. Joe. Are you doing? Have you got Jersey boys on tonight Joe? Are you in Joe. Joe, are you doing, have you got Jersey Boys on tonight, Joe? Are you in Jersey Boys, Joe? I got the hint, ready, but I'm loving the Jersey Boys. Joe, here's the hint. Do you wanna hear a hint, Joe? Yes, please. Joe, Joe, mate. It's the hint, Joe.

I just wanna make sure you're listening, Joe. If I play it through here, will that be okay, Tom? Yeah, okay, so I'm just gonna... I'm just organizing the audio, Joe. Or should I play it through the laptop will that be okay Tom? Yeah, okay, so I'm just gonna just all organizing the audio Joe Or should I play it through the laptop he won't hear mine here any okay? I'll play it through the phone Joe you ready Joe? You're listening Joe yes Joe it's the I

Cocles of your heart now. I like my cockles room temperature. Thank you very much. Joe You know that would help Princess I get what I want We have that is the original voice in the track by Chris filing before he died So would it all together? Well, can't does his research Can't does his research Can't does his research Can't you've done your research put it all together. What's number three? Can't can't you do your research? I reckon you research this was number three. Joe

Joe now Joe Joe now I'm going to research this. What's number three, Joe? Is it Joe? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Joe, Joe, now. When Joe Koskey joined us in the office for a room. I don't know. Joe, Joe, do you know what that means? This is number two of episode three. No, three.

But this is number three. So this is the first one. Number one of episode three, which is number three. But it's number two, so it's episode three. It's episode two, three. It's episode three. It's episode two, which is number three. But it's number, so it's episode two, it's episode three. It's episode three. It's episode two, six, four. On the episode three of the best ofs,

and this is number three, the first of episode three. Sure. Joe, do you know what that means? Joe, that means it's another room room. No. Joe, it's another room room, Joe. No. Do you know it's funny?

Don't get mad. Hey, Joe. It's a room room, Joe. Do you know what's funny, though, is we started this? I thought room zoom would be the norm. No, Joe, it's a room room. Do you know what I'm saying, Joe? Joe, he joined us and we clarified for the fan base. That Joe is now Joe and no longer Joe Shrek now Shrek Not Joe. Yeah, we don't need to do that again. Joe. No Shrek. We don't but anyway, please enjoy this episode any last words Joe No, no, no Joe. I wasn't going to now, say something and I'll hang up on you.

What are your thoughts on Room Room, Joe? I'm on you. Oh, we lost him there. We lost him there. I'm on you. I lost him there. Now, setting this up for that. I would love for you to include in this Tom.

Joe, with his beautiful pipes, takes us out with a song from the musical Shrek, which is no longer in, is now in Go him and come from away if you're in Sydney Somebody's in where ever they're coming from. Yeah 9-11. Oh wow that's sad. He went from happy to sad But no happy to uplifting Well in the way that Joe when he was Shrek When when Joe was when Joe was He was Shrek. When Joe was... When Joe was Shrek.

Well, who was he before Shrek? He was... No. Who's that man? Do we? Do we have Jack Black? When Joe was Jack Black, the first time he was Jack Black, when Joe was Jack Black the first time, because he was Jack Black at the record shop, yes?

Oh, yeah. So he's an independent production in Sydney where he played. My fidelity. Yeah, where he played Jack Black at the record shop and someone else played John Qsack. When he was Jack Black at the record shop, it was fun. It wasn't uplifting or it was just fun from truth. And then we talked when he was Joe,

when Joe was Jack Black School of Rock, he faced the tyranny. The tyranny, he faced the tyranny of uptight lady principles, and he changed everything with rock and roll. Then when he was shrek, he faced the tyranny of the silly king, Lord Farquad, and he fought it off with finding love and true inner beauty. And now he's in a musical where he faces the tyranny of a terrorist network.

The Taliban. The Taliban. And he and he uplifts from, with spirit. No, I just thought it was funny to put far-cord next to the world, to one of the most sophisticated terrorist networks of the last 30 years. Well, enjoy it. On that note, enjoy Shrek.

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But I was. And you went to see Shrek. What do you think of Shrek? It was good. Yeah. It was good. Who is Shrek now? Who is Shrek now?

I signed an NDA. Oh, is it is it Shrek? Yeah. Oh, it's Shrek. They got Shrek. They got Shrek. Shrek, then if Shrek can be Shrek. If Shrek can be Sh Santa, why they're more Santa? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zach's all over it. Yeah, I know it's up because here's what's happened to Mark It's been a bit of a confusion You thought we were doing a bit the whole time. Yeah, but no, it's Joe didn't play Shrek. Joe was Shrek But Joe Shrek like not real Shrek. This is the big thing for me. You were Joe Shrek. Yeah Joe's eyes Excuse me. Yeah, Joe eyes Yeah, Joe's eyes. Excuse me, Frank. Yeah, Joe eyes. Excuse me.

Green skin. Green skin. Joe eyes, you're a Joe Shrek. Joe eyes, green skin. You were Joe Shrek. Joe Shrek. He's got green skin. Like, green eyes, Joe skin.

You were Shrek, Joe. Joe Shrek. He's got green skin, like, Shrek. And he's got Joe eyes were shrek Joe. Joe shrek, he's got green, like shrek, and he's got Joe, eyes like Joe. It's Joe shrek. Was there the pussy in boots? No. Oh.

Not as exciting now. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. So, I need clarity. You were Shrek? Yeah. Yeah, I was Shrek. Yes. Great. You were Shrek. How long were you Shrek for?

I played Shrek for the musically Queensland. Mark. Blah, it's a Brodom. It's Zach Joan now. Zach Joan now. Joe was Shrek. Zach Shrek now? No, I Joe now. I was in your intown for third year.

Did you play Officer Crombski? Yes, I did. No, I'm Joe now. Joe and I will wait. Oh my god. Jo, Jo, real Jo, real Jo. Real Jo. Real Jo. Are you sure? No. Oh, Jo, where can they follow you on Instagram?

What? Just my name. It's at Jo's, right now. Jo, right now. No. At Jo Koski. Now. Jo Koski. Jo Koski, Shrek now? No. At Joe Koski? Now. Joe Koski? Joe Koski? At Joe Koski? Um, Jens, we have five more minutes with him. Yeah. Yeah. Did you want to get those questions then?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just helping him promote his Instagram. I have one. You got a TikTok show? No. If you did, what would it be? Zach, we have questions. My name, probably just my name.

Joe Koski. I got a question for you. I might. Yeah. Yeah. Are you Shrek? If you did what would it back we have questions my name probably just my name I'm alright Are you Shrek? Come on are you Shrek? That's my first question. Okay. We got neither yeah, yeah Shrek how Joe Shrek yeah how how that's the man that's the big one and I and you keep dodging it with it Oh, I was I was playing you keep dodging it was like I was playing Shrek Oh, they dressed me up as Shrek. I was paid to be Shrek, but how and why were you Shrek and were you Shrek?

And now I saw a post on stop dodging. I saw a post on your Instagram where you think two ladies for every night turning you into Shrek. Did they do the curse on you every night that you became Shrek? Yeah. And why does it take two ladies to turn you into Shrek? It takes one mark to make me banana. Banana easy. Shrek high.

Mark, I need you to lease sales him and don't let him dodge a question. You are dodging every question I throw at you. I say, where's Shrek and you say he's gone. I say, how Shrek you say to ladies. I want to know why Shrek, Worshrek, don't say Queensland Theatre production. Don't say for fun. Don't say I played Shrek in a music game. I want to know, I can't, are you Shrek? Can't, can't, because I'm looking at Joe. But with Joe's skin.

Yeah. I think you're full Joe now. Yeah. You're like, stop it! Game mug. Maa. You are dodging. Answers ask questions. Okay. You're full Joe now. Yeah. You're like, stop it! Get him, mug. Maa.

You are dodging answers, ask questions. Okay. You're full Joe now. Because here's the thing. Joe Shrek has green skin like Shrek. A funny head like Shrek, but Joe eyes. Joe eyes. Joe Joe.

Green skin. It's Joe Shrek. It's Joe Shrek it's Joe Shrek Joe eyes and pink skin Jo N. Eyes Green skin Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Shrek Joe Eyes and Pink Skin It's Joe Koskey

Rockstar Oh, Jaymon Go, Platte, you've done it again You've managed to avoid all the questions Yeah, well, yeah, very impressive It's a remarkable feat and Shrek has big fate. What kind of shoes did Shrek? This is your last question.

Did we anchor? The last question, songs or briefs. Did they paint your dick green? Did they paint your dick green? Excellent question. Did I paint your dick green? Did they? Yeah.

And there it is. There is our interview with Joe. We're joined by Joe today to talk about our interview with Joe. Well, they did interview with Joe. Pretty good. Yeah. I thought we, Joe is a slippery snake. He loves to avoid the tough questions,

but we broke him down at the end and we got... I feel like we got the answers at the end and we got... I feel like we got the answers. We needed that we deserved. And I feel like that is going to be so satisfying for our audiences. Thank you, Joe, for coming in. We really appreciate it getting those answers answered. And to close us out this week, we'll be Joe singing, morning person, from the musical

Shrek. Take it away, Joe. I don't. This isn't a Shrek take it away Joe That isn't a Shrek song do you want to sing this one? You don't know this song. This is sung by Fiona. Okay. What's a song? What's a song that you sing? Lacey? Probably who I'd be No, not Fiona Lacey Fiona is the Shrek's love and truth Fiona Lacey, Fiona is the strength-loving truth. Oh, that's... Fiona Lacey is a woman. We went to you in the morning.

I don't know! I don't know where Uni begins and Joe Shrek now ends. Okay, closing us out is Joe actually singing, who I'd be. Is that all right? From Shrek the musical. Now. Wow. Is it in the right key and everything? No, do it in the accent. I guess I'd be a hero

Clutching oh Sammy Dushin I understand I'm like a Love Viking and love a life of Denning way Viking or shrimp like a Henning my hair in the Viking or shrimp I say the world I see the world I reach the far the streets I feel the wind I taste

the salt and sea and maybe storm some beaches like Shrek. Got you, I believe. I see that. I see that. I see that. I see that. I truly bring the story.

One that tells a glory. And why should we, the lies? Oh, wow. To the skies, I throw it. The stars would do the telling beautiful The moon would help us spilling them, and night would duck the eyes I'd light a verse, recite a joke with wit and perfect I swear my heart could best the things I earn and do

And we'll all write in the name of King Shabbat We all learn, King. Shut up, my God. We all learn. Oh, but we all learn. He is strong. He is high. This is tender. An ogre is fatés, no is fearful. An ogre always stays in the dark.

And all alone. So yes, I'd be a hero. And if my wish were cried to you, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'd save a hot house flower I'd carry her away But standing guard I'd be a beast, I'd somehow overwhelm it I'd get the girl, I'd take a breath And I'd remove my helmet We'd stand and stare, we'd speak of love We'd feel the stars ascending We'd share a case, might find my destiny

I'd have a great Rosendang I feel like I'm in front of Shrek A perfect happy and day Wow That's how it would be What's that this is? A big, bright, beautiful world

Well But not for me. Oh, because you're shrek. Oh, shrek. She's in this swamp. Shrek. Well, that was beautiful. As I said in the song, your skin may be pink like Joe,

but your heart will always be green like Shrek. Thank you so much. Thank you for singing to us, Joe. And now we all understand. You Shrek, no more. Is there anything else you'd like to say, Joe? Say no. We lost him now, unfortunately.

Unfortunately, his mic was unplugged. Unfortunately, I have a great week. We'll see you. And Joe is Joe now. And I'm feeling okay about me. Boon-no-no, boon-no-no, boon-no-no, boon-no-no, boon-no-no, boon-no-no, boon-no, boon-no-no, boon-no, boon-no-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no, boon-no We are in this with you. We are sitting through every single thing we're playing. We're not just recording this in five minutes and then fucking off. Oost and now number two. And now we're getting very close to the end.

And you know what? This is, I'm glad this is number two. Why? Because we tried something this year. We first brought it to the Antidona Club as we like to do. They enjoyed it so much that we shared it out. I'm going to explain it one more time to everyone if you've not listened before. For 10 years that we've been working together, we like to start most of our warm-ups with a game

that we know from, like, who's lion and improv, called Party Quicks. It's a pretty simple fun game, it's a way to engage with a game, but kind of keep the energy up. And when we first started working together, we'd do things like one of us would host a party and the other people have to come as heightened characters, maybe a tiger or you know, might come as Bert Newton.

Or the tiger king. Or the, no, you weren't, not 10 years ago, you wouldn't have done that. No, but if you were to do what we were doing 10 years ago, and also the tiger king was around, perhaps you're a fool, maybe someone knew about it. Maybe you're a young Floridian, in Prov Comedian. And you'd know about the Tiger King.

Okay, in that particular circumstance, yes. And maybe they're made of jelly. Yes, great. And we got very quickly bored with doing it simply, and over time it became more and more hard. So now what we've done is we've brought that warm-up game to the podcast where we are You will you know go and listen to some of them there completely complicated impossible to get Number two is episode two seven four play the music

Party quirks two the second time we did it for the general, the Gen pub, the scum we call them. When Broden doesn't know if they're actually playing party quirks on. So I left the room. That's funny, yeah. I left the zoom. Yeah. Same zoom. I'm not aware.

This is a room room room. This sounds like a good room room room zoom. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I said room room zoom. I meant room room room zoom. Yep. Should'm so sorry. I said room room room room. I meant room room room room. Yep. Should we do one of the intros on Zoom?

Just the fuck with everyone? Go home, set up out to feud as an elbow microbiome? No. This is party quirks too, where you guys said the first layer would be that you continued a bit that you were doing before I left and that you would come back and say we never thought characters were just going to keep doing this. And I was murdered.

Big grumpy Broden. But also, I think you'll notice we're like slightly out of step with each other and occasionally talking at the same time. And why? Because it's a room room room Zoom. Enjoy! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b But also just very quickly, Zach and I will have some quirks. Broden has to guess what they are and we're not allowed to say what they are with that act of amount. We've been playing this game for 10 years. We started doing it on the Patreon. They liked it so much. We brought it out to you. Because we've been playing it for 10 years, it stopped being fun. And now it's shit. Don't wave to him. Don't wave to him.

I think they're ready for me. No, I just want to see how not bird and I was just waving to you I just wanted to see how you were Are you fucking serious come here? Yeah, we're not no explain the game Sorry left before the game the game. I just just check in see if you're doing all right They're doing right. You don't want to have no no, no, no, no, no, no, all right. I'm stepping off again All right, all right stop. All right, I'm stepping off again. All right. All right, sorry. I've been in tune now. I should have released man.

I just wanted to get in tune. He's getting mad. I really liked his offer of the audience thing. I was just like, fuck, we got something here. Let's roll with it. See how long it takes us. Yeah. So that's what we're going to do.

Mark, both of us, whatever our characters are, are insisting that we continue to play the game. And our characters are to us insisting that we continue to play the game. And you mean the, the, the, the bit we were doing with the audience bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what we're doing is we're like coming out of it saying, look, we've talked about it, we think we can do party quirks next time and now we just want to do this audience bit, we think there's legs to it. And it's about us not so much doing it as trying to convince Broden that we'd rather do that.

That's one layer for both of our characters. Yeah, yeah, sick, sick. All right. And anytime he guesses is part of it. Anytime he guesses that we are playing party quirks that this isn't, we have to say no, no, no, no, like we have to insist otherwise. That's part of backeracty. Yes, sick.

I love that. Alright, great. Um, are there layers? Can you be, uh, What's the, you know, Peter Piper, Peter Piper picked the peak of peppers. Is that what it is? Peter Piper picked a pack of

pickled peppers. So you need to be Peter Piper but you've moved on from pickled peppers. Now you're in the pickled eggs. Peter Piper, you've picked a a pick. I've picked a piper, you've picked a... a... pick... pick the pack... I'm picked a pack of pickled peppers.

Yeah, but now you've picked a pack of pickled eggs. I've picked them. I've picked all the pickled peppers. Yeah, you've picked all the pickled eggs. I don't need to pick anymore. Yeah, I got this. I've actually sold my controlling share just on the Facebook. I've sold my controlling share in Pickled Peppers and now I'm launching my new...

Let's scratch the whole first thing I said. This is so much better. Now I'm launching my new, I'm trying to get venture capital for my new concept, which is Pickled Eggs. Yeah, yeah. And I truly believe the lining will strike twice. Yeah. And also, And also, I'm insisting that we continue

with the audience piece. Yes. I've got back on board with that. And also, you have no butthole. It's just one smooth cheek. The underneath. How do I shoot? Do I vomit up my not my sheet. I didn't know no you

No comes out your belly button. Okay, yeah, yeah Okay, sick Ma yeah you are from You are from Russia mm-, you're a spy. You came here in 1985, but you haven't been, like, it's seen the Americans. You came here in 1985 as part of the Cold War to Australia.

But you've never been like, they've never gone, we need you now. Right. You stopped sending them info when the Soviet Union fell. Yeah. Nothing, nothing. You don't have an accent. You are living your life. The life you've always lived.

Yeah. So I have no notification. I am Mark Bonanno. I am Mark Benano. Mark Benano. Yeah, so not 85. You came here in 1995 with your family, your parents aspires, you were technically aspires a while. And now you've just been living in deep covert waiting for the call, not even knowing if

the call will ever come, not knowing if you should go back to Russia, you know, because like they might not even have records of you anymore. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You've perfected the accent, you've developed the life, this is complete, and nothing about this moment is distinct from every other moment of the last 25 years. This is brutal. This is brutal, I'm broken.

This one, this is so unfair. I will be able to get that, I can give, this one, this is so unfair. I will be able to get that, I can give you a little prompt if I need. I'm over the audience thing, I think we just launch in with party quirks. Oh, look, I disagree, but I don't know. So what do we do?

Do we just come in and we start talking, like we've decided to just keep doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's one layer and then we just start doing the characters on top of that. Okay, great, that will figure it out, but first, but we're gonna go to a break and when we come back Broad and Kelly is gonna be with us for party works. All right, here we go This is funny Are you are you are you waving or is it you ready? No we're ready. I did just want to know how you were though. Thank you. Oh great. We're back from the outbreak just so you know so you don't have to cut to an ad or anything. Woo! Woo! Alright, we'll... Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, um, uh, hi, who are you, sir? Oh, my name's Mark. Hey, Mark, how are you? Good. He's an audience member. Woo! Woo! Is what part of it?

Woo! Oh, sorry, we've got an audience part of it. Oh, sorry, we've got an audience member. We are recording this. Remember the people we're doing? I do. It's this part of party quirks. We've decided not to play party quirks. We've got an audience member. Hey, how are you?

Yeah, good thing. Thanks so hey, how are you? Yeah, good day, sexy mate. Where are you from? Um, from Melbourne. Brought him on Sarsie. Brought him on Sarsie, your question. Are you fucking serious? What? What did you do for that five minutes that I was sitting there quietly?

We were tossing up whether to continue playing party quirk, so I'll keep going with this bit. Yeah. Woo! Woo! Ooh, the audience is wild tonight! Let's see, let's go out there. Man, you can ask him a question bro, I can't do it all bit for myself man. Woo! Do you not want to do the fucking series?

Yeah, we just, we had a chat chat we decided to keep playing this game Would you rather do party quicks Yes, yes, I would All right, I reckon this bits got legs, but all right Can we just do this bit for a bit more? I think we've done it for party quirks. 17 minutes. 17 minutes. Yeah, but we could do party quirks for the next one.

We've found something where it vibed and let's just keep vibing with this. Or not. Whatever. I mean, I've done a lot of things in my life, Brodan. I've done a lot of things in my life. I've been a very successful person. And I think when I say, hey, I think this idea has got legs. I think we should just consider keeping on with it.

Oh, then I'm getting a call. Oh, this is part of it. This is a party quirks. What? No, it's not party quirks. We're not playing party quirks, we're keeping on with the beard. But you should trust me on this, Brodan. I've been successful. Woo! Woo! What kind of successful width? But you should trust me on this, bro. I've been successful. Woo! Oh, okay.

Who's successful with? I'm sorry, we got an audience. Remember, we're going to go talk to the audience. You know what I've been successful with? I'm quite well known in my successes. This is a party quirk. We decided not to play party quirk. Yeah, we're not doing party quirk.

That's what you say. That's part of it. This is part of it I want to you Yeah, it's that we decided rather than play party quirks we keep going with the bit because it was funny Look at audience member, let's go talk to them B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- is a room or a zoom. I just know if number one was a room to room. If it was, yeah, if it was a room, yeah. What would this episode be, Zach? I've seen the list. If it was a room, what would it be?

I know what it is. It's one of the room ones. Let's say it was a zoom. Do I, do you want me to guess? Let's say, let's say it was, no, I'm not. I'm just asking for both. I'm just asking for both. That's one of the good things.

We room, room, room. Oh, you is good there? We room, room, room. Oh, you're talking about room, room, room, room. Let's say this one, it could be a, was in a room. What, how does this play out? So this is the last part. So you're saying, have we got in front of us? Are you asking the question, are we about to have, at the end of the whole thing, a room, room, room,

a room, room, room, room, room. Or, but maybe. A room, room. A room room room room room. Or, but maybe. A room room room room room room. That's right, yes. Yeah. So room room room room room. But maybe number one was done in a Zoom. And that would be.

Well, no, it isn't. But let's say we've got a room room room room room room. Or we've got a room room room room room room room. Hmm. And you're talking about a room room room room room room room room room. Hmm. And you're talking about a room room room room. A room room room room room. I'm just posing the question. Right, that's what you're talking about.

I'm posing the question. It's impossible. We know that we've got a room room room room room room. Any guesses for number one? I know the answer. Do you want me to guess? No. That's I can guess.

No, you'll know the answer. I'll know the answer. I can guess. Mark, who doesn't have memory? No, no. I like it when we mean to each other, when we make each other feel like dirt, feel like little pieces of dirt.

So what's one where you guys made, or maybe one of us made someone feel like dirt? It was a sad day. It was a sad day. Sad day, but Joy came from it. Joy came from a sad day. We it is episode 253. The episode is titled Goofy Town a Pistory. When I when I dropped my phone clean toilet when is that I now this I remember because

How could I forget because you're a bully how could I come in the hero on the image I'm destroyed a man Bringing in just the biggest puddle of piss. No, there was no piss in his hand on the Pony's phone not a not a dripper piss dragging it through our office I went to the room like I'm in the end of our room room room room room room and you just show this disrespect to me. You'll hear how I thought about being a rude dude about the piss being in the room.

There was no piss in the room. It was clean. Let's go to the room and find out. No, what you're gonna find is as a clean bowl, I came to my friends because I was worried that my data was lost. I was worried that the software that was not uploaded to the cloud, the data, the software that was in the hardware still was lost. And what do you do, you love?

You love? Yeah, you thought I'd run in with the piss. And you made some fair arguments, handwashing, dirty bowl, all that. But at the core, what I saw is when I needed you the most, you abandoned it. Well, one thing I didn't bring up, one thing I didn't bring up is I think is if you tested that water. This is the episode. What you're doing now is the episode. All I'm saying is if a CSI type person came in to check this out, in the water. And I didn't bring this up, and I did not bring this up on the day No. But in the water there would be elements of piss. But what I didn't say on the day,

what I didn't say on the day, is that there'd be elements of shit. So I just, I have been able to say that this whole time. That's absolutely fair and I do want to apologise and I do believe I say this in the podcast, you know, I wonder what they would use as like a reference thing, you know, like, this is just the podcast again. Do you know how they measure it? Like, do you know how they measure how much piss is in something that hasn't, they go, it's not based on a zero-piss scale, which is a really big, it's a bit more like Celsius Fahrenheit.

It's not based on a zero-piss scale. It's based on how much more or less piss is in this sample than the sample of the marks, the trunk or the boot of Mark's car. There it is and we brought it back together. Beautiful. Here's number one. I think all three of the top are interchangeable, as is always the way. Except for the zoom. The zoom. We've got the best of the zoom is second to the best of the room. And that makes sense to me. Yeah, that makes sense.

Cause we've got a room room zoom room zoom. No, the room room zoom room room. We've got a guest. We've got a zoom and we've got a room. Hey, that's a good sign that we should keep our options open in future for zooms. A lot of zooms made it this year, which I think is it yet. That's a good part of Zooms.

That's I think that's good to say. This is the first step to you becoming an anti-vaxer when you're looking at, when you're saying shit like that. Roomsome. No, Roomsome. What's this about? Roomsome, zoom, zoom, zoom. Oh.

This is about the fact that you were saying, oh, look at all the zoom, zoom. Oh, you're joking. Yeah, it was a joke. Mark, have you been joking all three apps? Who are you? I came at him so hard and he was doing a bit. Yeah, I want to apologize to at this idiot. No! Alright! And there it is! Okay, hello everyone and welcome to the Anti-Donna podcast. Important things to get clarified before we record this one. This is a bit of a sad one. Yeah, we will get funny. Well, the theme that we wanted to do for today's podcast, the idea, usually I don't know a lot of people know this, but before every podcast we sit down, we go, what do we go for coffee?

We go for a coffee, we talk, we know what are breakfast. Some people charge a little more to the dinner card than I think is acceptable, all right? But that's fine, and that's a discussion for another time. I think just our coffee each is enough. Other people, like a full breakfast and stuff. Basic pastry. But we sit down and we go, well, what do we want to talk about? We're a muffin or a toasty.

You've got to drop the breakfast stuff. You've got to drop the breakfast stuff. You've got to drop it. We don't, we don't get it. If I drop it, it'll be all over the wall. We imagined the crumbs boy. Well, we just get, we just, we clean it up ourselves. Now's not the time.

Now is not the time to talk about the bread. Sorry. Zach is just a, he's in a bad mood, let's just, let's just go. That's not in a great mood and he's, and he's getting some sanitizers on his, right, he's practicing good, COVID hygiene, which I appreciate. But we sit down and we go,

what do we want this podcast to be about? What do we want to say? What's going on in the world? That kind of thing. This week we decided on, oh, let's, let's go to Goofy Town. Yeah, Goofy Town. Yeah, we wanted to set the podcast in Goofy Town in and around Goofy Town,

meet all the characters from Goofy Town. But then something... Something we got in this morning. Happened when we got in this morning. Um, so this is true, this is all true. This is very true. We're not paying this up. So Zack, before we went into the podcast, you basically seconds before Zack said, I need to go to a wee. And Zack, what happened? So I had asked the members of the Antidonna Club, powered by Patreon, what they wanted our podcast to be about this week. This is all true. And as I was weighing, I thought before we do the podcast, I'll just check what they've said. I was holding the phone with one hand. As you were weighing. No, no, no, I need to be

clear. Before I had my dick out. Beautiful. But I hadn't started weighing it. And then it takes a little while. For those of you who don't know, maybe you don't have a dick. Maybe you don't have a dick. It takes a little while to work its way through the pipes. So that's where it was. It was not, it had left the bladder.

It had left the station, but it had not reached its destination at the end of the Urethra. That you were on your phone. That was on my phone checking and it slipped out of my hands. The phone slipped out of my hands, landed, plonk into the toilet. Now, this is not conducive to fun. No. No. So I got it out really quickly.

It seemed to still be working. I remember a few months ago, Broden's laptop got water spilled onto it, and I remember through all of that. Not dropped in the toilet. I would never use my laptop or phone while urinating. Wouldn't you? No, absolutely not.

Because you know why? Because you know why? You might drop it in the toilet. Yeah. I keep it very, there's no chance I'll ever drop my laptop in the toilet, but I'm a big take a poo and watch a video on my laptop coming to go. So, Broden, a few months ago, spilt some water on his laptop, and in the course of our research, because he came to work, it was a similar situation, he came to work, we were

trying to make some fun sketch comedy, but we got to save this laptop. And in the course of my research, I remember seeing, you should turn it off and get it in rice straight away. So I got it out, turned it off. A lot of people said salt as well. Some people in the room were saying, put it in salt.

Well, we had the benefit of time. And in this moment, I was like, I don't have, I don't have, you know, what I need to do is I need to act fast, because it seemed to be working. Yeah. The instinct is to check if it's working, but that is exactly the point where things go wrong. So you ran to the IGA, you put it in a bag of rice.

I turned it off, I turned it off, I came, I came into the rehearsal room and I said, guys, what do I do? Yeah. And I'd just like to go back just a little bit to what I saw. Now, I wasn't privy to the information that Zach had not done his Wii in the toilet. Right. So I'm sitting down and talking to the bread and bread and I talking about right We're talking discussing the latest sports team. Yeah, you know like um, you know

Go on move movies we're talking about movies and Zach comes in and he goes all right. I've dropped my phone in the toilet and I see It's not see water. Well, it wouldn't be appropriate to go to Goofy Town now. That's why we're, no, we can't, we can't go there. This makes some sense for context, because I was hurt, but I need you to come. Because you were like, I stood up out of my chair

and I moved to the corner of the room and I put my hands over my mouth because what I saw as that was what I thought was mountains of piss, streaming off your phone and your hand. And there's still puddles of water in the bathroom. So can I be really, really clear what happened? What happened here is it was a clean toilet bowl. I hadn't started pissing, yes.

As clean as a toilet bowl can you see? And as clean as a toilet bowl, then you see clean as a no wing then I took a Rific shit in there this morning Mark I'm gonna come you if I gently touching your head. It's okay me no I I It was a clean toilet bowl and I will say Despite the rush I did wash my hands

So I got it out of the bowl. After I got it out of the bowl, I got it out of the bowl. I washed my hands. Yes, I was holding it, post washing my hands. But the dripping wet hands was from a wash. So I didn't have time to spray the hands. I want to drill down on that. You dropped your telephone into the toilet bowl.

Is it a clean flushed toilet? A clean toilet, but a toilet nonetheless. As clean as a toilet can be, I think you said that perfectly. As clean as a toilet. Yeah. And then you've taken the phone out. You've washed your hands. Where is the phone at that point?

Is my question. In my hands. While you're washing your hands. Oh, I've put it in the toilet bowl. I've put it, I've put it, uh, maybe on the sink. Okay. And then you've picked up the phone again. Yeah. I see what you say. I've done the best I can. Yeah. In the circumstances. Okay. I will say, I will say, I will say two things say two things two things to this to this attitude one I was very kind to when you spilled water on your laptop I was

very kind at this snickering you may not have said put it in salt which is the worst to about because lots of people I don't know I was I was just trying to help I wasn't snickering like a bitch. Okay. The second thing I wanna say is, I wanna say his, I said yes, I said, can you put an insult, right? Some people their advice was to rinse my phone. May I understand the piece of my life? May I understand the piece the piece element, but I'm going to say their advice was,

you should rinse your phone, not pop it in rice and then disinfect it at a later point. You should run your phone, you should put your phone under running all. Because, because at this time, what I, who I thought I was speaking to was a man whose hand and phone was drenched in piss. Right. Now, when you come into my workspace, when you come into my place of my work, my abode, my escape from reality, my, you know, Ireland. Yeah. Right.

With your hands and phone-covid-in-beans. Okay. I just want to be really cool. I don't think, I just want to be a terrible thing. I don't want to be an asshole here. I think we are really good. I think if you guys as much as brothers, as a brother and friends, I just want to say one thing.

Sure. When Broden spilt water on his laptop, I was very kind. Sure. And I'm not the one that pissed in the boot of a car. Well, I've declared it for clarity. I did just for clarity once again, a water bottle leaked in my bag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very different scenario. Absolutely. I didn't drop my laptop or any electrical device

into the bowl of a toilet. Granted, you hadn't pissed in it yet, but I went and did a poo in there earlier today. Yeah, okay, look, I understand, as did I. I understand what you're saying, and my, now very full on. Now, I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying, and understand what you're saying. I understand why there was shock.

I understand why you were upset. What I'm talking about is I don't care for this snickering talk. I just want to say Mark, maybe let's go with the scenario that I did pull it out of a pissy toilet and I had piss on my hands, right? Let's say that's the fact, all right? That's very easy for me to imagine in my mind. Because that's what you thought. That's what I experienced. There was a really long time in my life.

Mark's was sitting, looked up and saw it, stood up and moved to the corner of the room. So I just ended up covered his mouth in show. There was a moment where I saw what would happen to this man in any moment of conflict. He froze. But I just want to say, that must have been hard for you for what moments to think that a man had come into your office with a hand covered in piss. I have for years worked with a man who pissed in the boot. And I would love to

talk about this because, and I would like it to be done. I've never thrown shade at you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you bring this snickering time. But I will not show you yet, by the way, if we no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of puddles of piss from the toilet into the office that made me stand up a gas station. And you weren't talking like a man who had gone over the edge like earlier. So you seemed in school shooter energy to you. School shooter, that's a lot.

Yeah, but you were like, my phone has gone into the toilet like you were like, yeah, yeah. I was trying to remain calm in the face of snickering bullies. While hand cascading with a waterfall of what I thought at the time was your face. No, and I want to be really clear Mark, you don't need to explain yourself at this point. I think you're being really, really clear. When I say, you know, when you're saying, oh no, no, you misunderstand.

My first thought wasn't my friends in trouble. It was my own self-interest. That's what I'm saying. Yes, yes. And I'm guilty as charged. Yeah. Fact two, now it is known famously. I'm all of your kind.

It is known famously. I've got a phone in a bag of rice right now. Well, I have a question. I don't even know if it's good. Don't go into that yet, because I have questions. Now, it is known that I, at one point, when I was very ill, pissed into the boot of my girlfriend's car.

Or trunk, or trunk of my girlfriend's car. But I think the difference between that and this is, I then did not reverse that car into your lounge room. No, no, sorry, I'm so sorry, Mark, no, you, I'm so sorry, I misunderstood. Because you continued to drive that car We've guessed it. Well, there was piss in the boot And there it was and what a year well

What's your favorite way to masturbate? Wow. What's your favorite way to masturbate? What? Well, we'll save that for 2020, to Zach has just become horrified by his microphone. And he's a chicken. And the chicken's back. And thank you Mark for being such a great person

with memory loss. Zach, so welcome. Zach, thank you for coming on and being a chicken and another stuff. That's so welcome. Zach, thank you for coming on and being a chicken and another stuff. That's okay. I don't have to thank you, right? Broden. Don't thank yourself.

Don't thank me. I'm a bit embarrassed. I'm a bit embarrassed. It would be really embarrassing. Don't thank yourself, Broden. We'll thank you. Yeah, we'll just say, like, you can talk to whatever you want to do. But don't thank yourself.

That would be embarrassing. That's weird. That would be really weird. Otherwise, anyone says anything else? Yeah, we'll thank you. Oh, we're going to thank him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because it would be embarrassing for you to think you said.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. Yeah. Do you want to wrap it up? You're wrapping it up. Well, I guess that's another year and have a great one. See you. See you all next week. Why? No reason, but just to keep the energy. I feel like a thank you is something that's given when someone has earned it, done something that's worthy of a thank you. And in this case, burden has done nothing. You need to swallow it all the way. Have a great week.

Sorry, Broden. You need to swallow your pride and just thank him even though he doesn't deserve it. Okay. Okay. Broden, we want to thank you for being good at the podcast. Yeah. I appreciate it. You've the way you've done the podcast with your mouth. Has been just so you it's been so you.

Thank you. That means a lot. I think the editing is feeling, give him a real compliment. A real compliment. Yeah. Look at those muscles. And there it is. There it is.

Have a great year. It's their start of the year. Yeah, so we hope you have a great is. Have a great year. It's their start of the year. Yeah, so we hope you have a great year. And we'll be there with you every week, popping into your little folder. That's right. The Antidona podcast is going weekly. We've been loving the success of the Fortnitely podcast

and we've decided to step it up. Is that right? No, we've been weekly for a while, I think. Six years. Jesus. All right, bye. You've been listening to the Antidona Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you

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