Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 291 - Party Quirks 5

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

This week we play party quirks and everyone is, as usual, upset by it. auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com auntydonna.com/showsJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week Party Quicks is back and we've got an extra long, extra funny episode just for you. Remember, if you're loving the Anti-Donna podcast you can copy the video and heaps of bonus episodes at anti-donnaclub.com. You listen to the only dog I podcast The greatest fucking bugger in the world Brother, my Kentucky sometimes and guess We hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast One, two, I want to do party quirks

Party quirks, no one wants to play party quirks Party quirks, party quirks Hell, when shall we do the first party party quirks Party quirks, party quarks, how much shall we do before we start? Party quarks, party quarks, party quarks, maybe the Beatles would have stayed together and stayed playing party quarks. Welcome to the Andi Dona podcast, a podcast. And we, this is the first episode that we're recording in, like, we're in a film, we're like, in with a $3 million budget. So, it's a very nice location. Too nice for what we do. Obviously, you can't see this if you're listening to this on your Spotify or your Apple music head over to Patreon, head over to Google Podcasts.

Yeah, that's a big pod bean. I don't listen to podcasts. I think podcasts are bad and I think ours is one of the worst. But how do you know? Well, that's a good point. If you want to listen. If you want to see. Listen, they're listening now. Yeah, can't. If you're to listen, if you want to see. Listen, they're listening now.

Yeah, can't. If you're helping, can't. If you want to, it's not that early. There's no excuse for me not being able to say the things I need to say. I think you constantly interrupting is a good excuse. So if you want to watch, if you want to watch, explain why you would want to watch, if you want to watch, explain why you would want to watch.

Well, because we've got a $3 million budget wearing someone's house. Yeah. And someone's house. I've never seen a room this big in just a house before. No, I guess it's not a house. I think it's just a space where clients live. But it's not a house.

It's not this, it's not a house, It's not, this isn't a house, right? It's what is a house. What is a home? What is a home? I guess the home is where you make it. And where you keep in the, you know, where you're, where you do most of your cums.

That's where the home is. Yeah, I, would you say that's true? 95%. No, 99% of what comes. That's where the home is. Yeah, I would. Would you say that's true? 95%. No, 99% of my comes. I'd done in the home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Home comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In the city. 99? Home coming. Yeah, home coming. Can I ask what you're like? Oh God, that gives Spider-Man a whole new context. Now. Spider-Man home coming.

Uh, home coming. I'm coming. He comes at his wrists as well, outside of the house. Well, that makes us on spoof. That's what's the name of the new one. Come, come in my home. Yeah, coming away from home. The multi-come.

The multi-come. Into the multi-come. And come from away, the great musical about 9-11. Yeah, yeah. Which is about, they were, like like a 9-11 happened and so that the land planes in Newfoundland in Canada and they all we get they were expecting to come at home. Okay, but they come okay from away. Yeah, okay. Zach, don't look at the cameras. I'm not looking at the camera. If you want to watch this

Zach, don't look at the cameras. I'm not looking at the camera. If you wanna watch this, head over to patreon.com slash anti-donna c. What way? It's the anti-donna club powered by Patreon. But yeah, but it's Patreon. We don't wanna be slaves to the Patreon.com slash anti-donna. What happened? We bought the URL.

Oh, the URL. Yeah, we actually did buy it. Don't ask me. The last time I had a URL, I was like pissing blood and stuff. It was awful. Oh really? I mean, I vomited the last time I had URL. And it was as colorful as the DL.

That's the DL? That's a DL? Yeah, yeah. UTI. Right, right. They're all, it's all very silly. They're all in the same family. So it's interesting that you get them mixed up.

It's easy to get mixed up. Everyone in your family likes spaghetti. If they're logs, I should also say this is the first podcast we've done in a long time in a room rather than in a Zoom. So we've gone from Zoom to Room. We've gone from Zoom to Room and we all have what happens when you do Zoom podcast. I mean, I'm sort of, I'm pulling back the curtain here. But what happens when you do a Zoom podcast is because of the micro-second delay,

you develop this habit of like just coming in hard with every time you speak. Just in case there's a delay and you speak at the same time. Yeah. So we've still got that energy. I think it's going to be a couple of minutes. Yeah, it's true. Also, we're banking them. Which is good for everyone to know. We're Bankingham. And not for any reason.

Well we are Bankingham because we're preparing for a live show that I'm a cron dependent. I'm a cron dependent. We will be performing in a few months. So we're Bankingham so we can focus on the live show. So just know that over the next three months you're going to be hearing us lose our minds over three days. Or not. Or not.

And if you want to get tickets to that live show, you can enter it on www.invano.com and check it out. We don't have to plug everything. It's good to. It's good practice. Is it though? Because I think that might make it a little bit like a lot. People might be like, oh, I'm here to not think about the, you know, the overbearing weight

of capitalism. And then suddenly, oh, I'm being sold. There's something sold. Yeah. But we got to make that fucking yeah sweet yeah we got a GTA sponsorship did you see that I did see we got a GTA sponsorship I don't know if that's happened on this podcast or if it's happened a little while but it's very exciting yeah so not only are we banking them we're banking them months before you're listening to this yeah so we're gonna be talking about the

we're gonna be like you know if we're going to be like, you know, if we're talking about, you know, I'm so excited for the new, I'm so excited for James Cameron's avatar. You know, that's because we recorded this like a few months ago when Avatar was coming out and changing the face of cinematic releases. I do just want to say I love you boys. Thank you. I just wanted to put that out there.

I'll see you. I'm just holding their hands I love you boys. Thank you. I just wanted to put that out there. I'll see you. I'm just holding their hands for those just listening. I'm holding my two best friends hands. And I'm just giving them little kisses on their hands. One kiss there. One kiss there. Just most people are listening to this. We haven't banked them in a while.

And not in person either. And we'll do like, we're going to actually in the next three days do something like 30. 30 podcasts, really. No. Yeah, 12. No. like we're gonna actually in the next three days do something like 30 30 podcasts really no yeah 12 No Because there's we're doing podcast on Sunday. Yeah, which is 16 That's gonna be 16 podcasts and as you know

So excited to announce that about a month ago. We started podcasts season two. Oh, yes, we did Anyway, we're gonna start start with an old classic called party works. Party works. Now, if you don't, which we should do on the Patreon. I love the old Poodcast. Yeah, Poodcast. Oh, that's a great idea. That's a great idea.

The last episode. Everyone's like Pood. Everyone called the last episode of the Poodcast should be a Poodie Quicks. A putty quirks where we give each other one of the poods. The quirk is it's one of the poods that we ate and that person has the gum in. And act out that put. Yeah. Yeah. Or like just a type of put.

Yeah. There's a warm put. Maybe two of us aren't in it. Yeah, that'd be real fun. You want to see putty quirks? Hit us up on Twitter. Yeah, let us aren't in it. Yeah, that'd be real fun. Wanna see putty quirks? Hit us up on Twitter. Yeah, let us know in the chat. And we'll have already recorded the podcast because you're hearing this a month later

than we recorded at Minimum. So we won't listen to your engagement. But, you know, who's it? I'm gonna go out because... Explain explain party quirks in three seconds go It's a game where you'll get a great fuck fuck great Great place Great Zack Zack is a guy. It's a one person. You put me on the spot here one So you gotta explain it in two parts in two parts

There's one there this person someone it's their party party They have to go out the other two have quirks and then it's an improvisation game It's so it's an improv game one person is a party quote one no two people have party two people have to work They're at a start with the location before you bring in the so it's an improvised game We're at a party one person whose party it is leaves the room, the other two give each other quirks, you know, like, oh, I'm a dragon, you're a dragon, but you've hurt your toe. And the other, and then another one is like, you're a mistress of the night and you're covered in cranberries, something like just crazy stuff like that. But we make it harder. We make it unpleasant.

Because we've been doing it for a very long time. Oh yeah, does that layer in the description? Yeah, all right. I thought when you said it, it just for me, it was like, I thought you play the improvised game at a party, it's a game for parties. I didn't understand that it's a performative game. Of course you do though

You've played you've done this. No, I'm just saying I'm worried that for a first-time listener They're gonna go oh you play it at a party So I just think next time if you do an intro again like this you should explain that you you are performing a party Well if you're a first-time listener fuck off. Yeah, we don't want you. This isn't for you. All right Well, this is for the people you make me sick. Okay, we don't want you. This isn't for you. All right. Well, this is for people you make me sick Okay, no one wants you here. This is for people who have been here from the start and what about people who are watching Well, they're fucking paying so so we look after them we look after them because they they make all this happen all what happened You can't point for this but that's but you're trying to do something you're trying to guilt the listeners into becoming but then that's the thing isn't like oh they

make what happened are they nude I made will I get to see the nude behind the paywall maybe I mean that's that's probably a extra we should do an only fans I really think they just got rid of porn no no no it's all back it's back they were naked on that they were were naked on that. Yeah, I was following. I got a little Google alert on that story. We did a couple of days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they don't worry.

We'll work across it. We'll work right on top of it. It's, it's, it's, it was good. Now, I made a mess in, this is someone's house. I was talking about a leafy. This is someone's house. This is someone's house. This is someone's house. This is someone's house.

Yeah. I wasn't aware. I went and I made a pot of coffee. And I made a mess because I didn't know someone else. He thought it was a kitchenette. I thought it was a kitchenette. It was a kitchenette in a rented space rather than the kitchen of the adjacent rental property to the space we are renting.

I need to go clean that hump. Yeah. Because I'm just going to go to your coffee. No, no, no, no, no. This is like, he stole a piece of it. I'm essentially going into someone's home. And I've stolen their coffee. And I made a big mess doing it.

Because the way you better go clean it. So I'm going to go clean that up while I'm out. I can tell you how you know to come back in. Pardon? How will you know to come back in. Pardon? How will you know to come back in? Someone can come and inform me, but Pachan's a Tom Ahringman. Oh, a ring me? Yeah, ring me.

Yeah, I'll bring my phone and ring me. What's your number again, just so I can... Zero, four, five, nine, four. No, don't. All right. It's work for Tom. But you're going to have to beep out something earlier. I said, and beep it out now.

I said wags. Beep that out earlier. Beep it out then. I can't say. Just pick it, because UK audience. But that, you just explained it. And we've said wag on this podcast, like, Mark, it's a different word.

I've been in Australia. I know it's a different word in Australia, but I just, it came into my head. So for the UK listeners, and if you're new, new and you know a Wog is a word for it's a slur against European people in Australia God and Saviour Nick Gia not the list took it back for us. He reclaimed it I know it means something very different in the UK So I apologize for any offense there, but it's a different word here. It's my word Apologize for any offense there, but it's a different word here. It's my word

Beep out broding saying it because You can't you don't get a pass I can't say what you don't get a pass. I can say it. I give out the process We can say it well yeah Yeah, I'm like that Yeah, yeah, I'm like him and him I grew up in a very there's that thing that he did that one time I'm like him and him you know what're okay. I'm like Eminem. I grew up in a very... There's that thing that he did that one time. It gives you peace. I'm like Eminem, you know what I mean? I respect the culture. Yeah.

You know, I'm like Eminem. I know so many marinos. What if I'm going to see Superwalk? What? I mean, I guess that's fine. Yeah. If I were you, I'd go, I'm going to see Super. Mm.

Mm. Yeah, just to, you know, be safe. Can you go clean the kitchen? Yeah, I'll go. I'm fucking, I can't stop thinking about it. And then just give me a call. Yeah, I to, you know, be safe. Do you go clean the kitchen? Yeah, I'll go. I can't stop thinking about it. Um, and then just give me a call. Yeah, I'll call you on your phone number. 445.

So, Braden, you are a cheater. Braden? You're a cheater? No, wait till the leaves. I'm still here, man. Oh, sorry. I thought he took off his headphones, so we could start. No, that's Zoom.

You're still, we've transitioned from Zoom to the room. We're in the room, so there's different rules for the room, is the room? Because I'm in a room when I zoom. Think of your life to now. I'm in a room when I zoom, so how is it all that different? Well, he's not in the room, you zoom. Yeah, right. He's in the room, he's in the room. So, he's in a room, and he's in Zoom.

And we're both in Zoom, but we're all in a room, but in a different room. and he's in Zoom. And we're both in Zoom, but we're all in a room, but in a different room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 10 years now every day you bring this man To how comedy joy how funny is it that 10 years into doing Woggea he goes I better beat that like the 10 years He becomes aware of he's allowed to say it's he's worth to recline All right Yeah, here's your party quirk you can you okay? Zach, here's your party quirk. You're gonna, okay.

I don't enjoy this game, I don't really. Yeah, no one likes this game. Yeah. What's your favourite chemical? What's your favourite on the wall of chemicals? It's got to be methamphetamines. On the wall of chemicals? Yeah, the pH.

Yeah, the, oh. Are we talking elements here, the element table? Yeah, the table of elements. I love gold. I love silver. I love platinum. Is gold an element? Yeah, surely.

It's, yeah, it's it. Well, if that's okay, Ariana Titmuss has bought a, she's, she'd want a lot of gold. Okay, yeah, okay. All right, so you are gold. Whatever that is as well on the element table. Yeah, so do you want me to do something a little more fun? Like a little more periodic table.

Oh yeah, more periodic table, yeah. You know, a little bit more, we don't know it as a we don't know it as a You know, yeah, something where the methane, you know, yeah, something like I'm not gonna do methane. I refuse You want to do methane a good called table so you could lip this? That's not it That's only Australian Periodic Table That's only Australian. You could... Peary-oddic table. I'm going to go with T-A... No, H-F, please.

Which is... Number 72, H-F. Which is Hafnium. Okay, yep. So you're going to play... You need to say atomic number 72. Yeah. Half neum.

All right. Neum. And the only, and he needs to also say that you're in the middle of group four. Okay. I don't know what any of that means. Nor do I. No, I'm going to remember it. And I'm going to give you your next element right after this break.

Oh, that was good. Well, back. Can I just say Max and Tanya have decided they want to hold cameras while we podcast for the next three days. I said that Max called me and he was like, now I know you wanted to do a bunch of webcams, but I think it'll be better if I sit and hold a camera. I don't like changing color, so I was a bit of a prick for 15 minutes and then in the end I'm like, if you wanna do that cut. But now here he is. Max just, I was like, the creator,

director's guild award winning director, Max Miller sitting over there with a camera, watching me Google Haffnium. All right, you're Haffnium and it needs to say Max Miller sitting over there with a camera, what you mean, what you mean, Google Half-N-M. All right, you're half-N-M, and it needs to say that you are from, you know, group four of metals and you're atomic number 72, right? But also, you're one of the founding... Google Half-N-M and Carbide,

and that's a, that's... No, completely. Different, you should know that. But also, Zach, you are one of the founding members of La Paul Ketter, who got bored out in the 70s. Oh, should know that. But also, Zach, you are one of the founding members of La Poor Ketter who got bored out in the 70s. Oh, I love that. So I started the one in Caltanore. Yeah. You're with Rocky or Rocco. Yeah. And I, I, I, okay, I love that. Do, do I have any other character traits? I just always liked it as one, that kind of thing

or why did I get bored out? That's all right. We don't know. You can use flavor. That's color. You can find that. And also, you're not sure if Mark cleaned the kitchen or, you know, like yours. So I'm Hathnium. Hathnium. Hathnium, which is the symbol HF, atomic number 72.

For anyone listening, it's illust lustrous, silvery gray, tetravalent trend. Everyone knows what Haffney M is. Haffney and chemically resembles Zyconium. I'm allowed to say Zyconium, aren't I? Yeah, that way. My give it away. Am I give it away?

I think I'd like to be able to say Zyconium. OK, great. I'm worried I'm going to give it away. So I'm Haffney M. I'm going to be able to say Zyconium. Okay, great. That's hilarious. I'm gonna give it away. So I'm Haffnium. I'm gonna have the WikiUp. I'm Haffnium. And I'm also one of the founding creators of La Poquetta, which is a restaurant in Carlton North.

It was eventually a big chain in Victoria, Australia. And Australia, generally, and New Zealand. Is it big? I feel like it's a bit like village, like they have a couple in the other states. There's a list at the original shows where they all are. They're all through Australia. Yeah.

So I am, you know, here's the thing, right? It's just gonna go for four hours. People think, people think that it's expensive there, right? Valpoketta. Yeah, Valpoketta. But you go to McDonald's, you gotta buy every single one of the students a meal. What are you doing? You're making a teacher.

But you got Lappelketer, you get some pizzas, you get some jugs of coke, some garlic bread, some chips, it seems, but actually it works out cheaper for the- Are you saying you're like a teacher, like a end of year function? In year nine I did a video promoting my high school, where I talked about the library, which is actually an information services center. And my payment was a trip to La Poquette with the other-

That's cheaper than Mac is. And I remember that conversation. It stayed with me. I don't remember what I did last week. Broden, you- I was at- When he finally gets all of that, Yeah.

You have, you go to hit, you just give him two, like five times seven, or like two times 40, and he has to get that right. That cracks open. That cracks open the puzzle. So I'm half-n-it, this is too many. I'm half-n-it, the man complaining about my slight diversion. Is the one telling me a thing that will take four hours.

Half-neum, I'm half-neum. I'm a founding member of the Carlton store. I got bought out before the expansion of La Poquetta. What was the third thing? Mass. Is that it? No, that was the fourth thing. There was a third.

Well, we'll never know. We'll never know. Oh. And then, I think that's enough. I think that's enough. But you need to say about the group for Metal Atomic Number 72. Yeah, you have to know all the details of Half-N-E-M. And it also, you just winking them occasionally. Yeah, okay.

So that's the fourth thing. Yeah, little nugget for it. It's enough, but trust me, it's funny. Oh. You're enough. You're enough. Alright. Alright. Cranberry sauce.

Oh, he said a whole one didn't he? We should just do. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L- Cranberry, I'm just gonna make sounds and see what a level of fine meaning from that sound. So you're correct, Cray, Crayzie. John's Crayzie. John's Crayzie. The phones. Crayzie, you are a staff member at Hoiets. Yeah.

And Crayzie John's the movie, which tells the story of the rise of the entrepreneur, the man John. He was a cheap phone company in the 2000s. Yeah, and he died. So not the mascot, not the man. The man. The man. But in this world, his name was Crazy, John, and he never understood why everyone thought that the brand was crazy.

So this is a my work at Hoix and that movie's on. You're working at Hoix, that movie is in cinema four, which is the smallest cinema that's down the end of the hole, okay? It's a really small cinema, it's a weak one of it coming out, right? And the director and his family have come to watch the film. The director of the crazy shod's documentary.

Okay. Documentary. Yeah, it's a documentary about Crazy John. It's re-apraising him. It's like it's not dissimilar to, it's a lot of found footage. It's not dissimilar to... Like the RGB. Yeah, a little bit of that. RPG. Yeah, yeah, but it's all found footage. There's no interviews on a ration, so it's just telling the story of Crazy John. The director has come, because he's so proud he's worked years on this documentary, he thought it was in cinema 7, and he thought he had some tickets put aside, but that was

not the case. So you have to break it to him that A he has to pay and B it's in cinema four. Who? The director of Crazy John's The Documentary. But here's the twist, Broden. You can't say C's, A's or J's. You cannot say the C, the C on the K, C on the R, C on, or the J, C on G or J. You can't make those sounds. All right. So I'm a hoax worker, I'm a hoax worker. Yeah, Melbourne Central.

It's Melbourne Central. Cinema 4 is playing crazy. I'm not confident that that's their smallest cinema if anyone has any other information that would be great, but let's assume it is. It was both of the villages I worked at. And there's a documentary about crazy John's. The man not the mascot. The mascot.

And that's what it's called. The man not the mascot. And he has to work that out. But I can't. Yeah, right. You can't tell him. And then the director of that film's come, assuming he has to work that out. But I can't, yeah, right? You can't tell him. And then the director of that film's come, assuming he has free tickets for him and his family.

For cinema seven, the big cinema. For cinema. And he assumed that he had free tickets. That is not the case. Yeah. There are no tickets put aside for him. So I've got to work that out. And also I can't say any cuss sound.

So C or K K R or J Yeah, those are the sound Jurker you cannot say those sounds. Yep Yeah, that's it. That's it. And you're just gonna break it to him gently, you know, it's gonna be upset Yeah, it's embarrassing and I can yeah because he's parents, you know, I'm gonna ring mark Okay, well I can't remember mine This is terrible. This is the work. This is the worst one yet, isn't it Tom? Hey, Mark, it's Broden Good we're ready for your party

For what? Is he being a cunt? I'm so sorry man. I have to go. I've just got I'm just right in the middle of something Is that all right? I call you back in like 15? No, you got to come up stairs and do party work This is outrageous I'm putting more in the middle of like making a mark mark Yeah, what are you in the middle of making firstly? Like some more And okay mate, that's really funny listen here

Right in the middle mark listen to me, it's Zach. Brody's given me the phone so you can't fuck around anymore, alright? I know you think you can push Brody around. If you do not come back into this room in the next 45 minutes I am going to murder you. Do you understand? 15, I saw Yeah, that's fine. You I'm not gonna tell you I'm not gonna micro-match, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but if you were not in this room in the next 45 minutes, you're dead.

I think he's coming upstairs. Don't worry about it, mate. I'm just gonna come upstairs, because I want to die. All right, well, Mark is returning to the room. The quirks are set. My party.

Just a heads up, man. This might be a heads up, man. This might be a two-part episode. LAUGHTER And there's no joke here. How far in a week? How far in a week? To this episode? Oh, this is a two-part episode.

That's all right. Or maybe this is just a one-hour episode and there's nothing wrong with it. No, it's two episodes. No, it's two-one-hour episodes. All right, here we go. OK, are we going to play some music? I would love you to play some music but not copyrighted Really? Yeah, cuz they could pull the sound if we when we upload it to YouTube

Trying to just do some Fibites or something it can be I don't know anything about that. That's not based on any oh really but you know I look I don't know what to do royalty free. Yeah, I got royalty free low five beats Just get something to do. Just study too. What's Max saying? I think Max is saying hey, he's just giving me this hand signal.

Can you get Max? He's just quietly giving me a hand signal going. Zach, just so you know, thank you for bringing up the copyright thing. Worry about it. Okay. I don't want to do it again for the camera. No, no, he said don't worry about it.

No, I'm pretty sure he's saying, Zach, you got to worry about that coffee, right? He's saying don't worry about the coffee, right? Does Max know this? Is this knowledge that you have? Max, Max. There's a funny that a director's guild award-winning director is sitting in the corner of the room.

With a couple of bean bags on his fucking lap, filming us through this shit. Yeah, it is funny. It is funny. It's also, it also breaks my heart. Yeah, what is funny? Yeah, it's funny. It's both funny and the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Because it's a real, it really sets up where are industry and Australia is. Where we are. We should be directing, he should be directing Oddball 3. Yeah, yeah. And here he is. Did you know Oddball died by the way, Max?

I did, yeah. They'd Oddball died. Wow. The real one or the actor? The actor that played Oddball or the real Oddball? The actor, the dog. Was he a good actor? Max?

No. Let's, let's. We're gonna get Max on his list. All right. Let's play some more. So sorry, everyone. Sorry, we're bankin him So this is we're a little crazy at this point. Yeah, the first one with Dunzei nuts

Is the first now? I know lose our mind because we've been banking on and I The first podcast recording maybe three or four months of loser by buying it's a bag. It up. I'm begging up All right, let's hit it Yeah, no, man. That's a good vibe. let's hit it. Yeah, good man. That's a good vibe. It's free too. Here I am. Max was banging on about needing to be copyright free.

I didn't know what the fuck happened there. And Max isn't being, he's not being honest or vocal about what was said there. Can I just apologize? I want to get into this vocal about what was said there. And that's fine. Can I just apologize? I wanna get into this. I just wanna apologize. I don't like parting words. Yeah. So I've been deliberately obtuse.

Yeah. And I've been putting it off. And I realize by doing that, I'm dragging our parting words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I wanna apologize. That's all right. And I want you to know I'm in.

Okay. We should talk sometimes at our maybe editing the podcast. No. All right. Tom can do it. You talk to Tom, are you okay? Hello? Yeah, you're part.

Oh, sorry. Here I am at my party. I'm having a... Yeah. I'm so sorry. Guess it's not supposed to arrive for another five minutes. Don't worry. I haven't set up yet.

No, no, I'm not gonna do this. Don't worry about it, it's okay. I close the door so I can't hear you. Hello, welcome to my party. Hi, how are you? I'm good, thank you. Yeah, good to see you, man. Good to see you too, Zach.

Nope. Sure, maybe, I don't know. You don't know who you are. Yeah, well, I did. I just don't know. You know who you are, but you're not sure whether you're Zach or not. No, I wouldn't be Zach. My name would not be are. Yeah, well I did. I just don't. You know who you are, but you're not sure whether you're Zach or not. No, I wouldn't be Zach.

My name would not be Zach. No, right. But you would know what your name is. Yeah. Did you, did you do any catering for the event? Yes, we have canapes. We have tiny little, you know, pigs in blankets. Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're in the backyard warm enough. Yeah, no worries. In the mud, and then we also have little kishas. I know that I'm not a part of it anymore, but I can still get a discount. I still know, go and stuff. If you want that, I can do it.

This isn't a JB high-fi. No, no, I'm talking for the catering. If you want to go to any of them, I can call that office. I can get your discount. Any of what? Any of them. I know that I was out before then, but I'm still on good terms. Any of the. I know that I was out before then,

but I'm still on good terms. Any of the catering companies that would cater for a party. But, yeah, well, no, not a catering company. Just if the catering isn't enough, if you want to just get some feed, get some feed, yeah. I don't want to say the food, because I feel like that'll make it.

No, no, what kind of stuff? Well, you know. Well, fried chicken. No, no, it's your, you love it. Oh, wag stuff. Yeah, Italian food. Yeah, it's back on Ha, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, we do that. We do that. Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's been 30, 40 years and I still I still feel like I'm there You know, this is this is gonna be so niche No, and he's what I'm gonna say what he's all I'm gonna say is a lot of people ask me they say He's what I'm gonna say. What, he's all I'm gonna say is a lot of people ask me.

They say, do you regret leaving when it was just that? And I say to them, you know, when it was just that, when it was just what it was. And I say to them, I don't wanna work in an office. I don't wanna be that kind of guy. I wanna be on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was just me and Rocco. And we would just do out there.

Rocco. And that's right, isn't it? Yeah, and we would just do out there, serving that food and we would just have a really good time. And besides, I mean, I think for a family local place, it makes sense, but but oh, because you are one of the other people that started Laplacada. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think if I, because Rockhoe, of course, yeah, and some dodgy business going on there. You're so close to getting it. Well, you, I mean, I-

One bit, it's down already. So you are the co-creator of like, wait, wait, come in, wait over there in the corner. You won't believe the day I've had. Why? Oh no. This is not pleasant, but listen, I'm made it to hard. Well, here at were it's been a big day. So you can only speak nine syllables in each sentence.

Nine words in each sentence. I and Tor as Ma. Oh, so you can't use a suffixes, right? Or is it a suffixes? No. Ma. Oh, so you can't use some. It's not a suffixes, right? Or is it a suffixes? No. Ma. Or the bit at the end words. Ma.

Case, you're not saying case. What? A day. Ma. Movies. Movies. Movies. Yeah.

But. Guess what? Well, I guess that you're someone. Are you a special K or are you so interspecial K that you were saying? I know. All right. What's this? How did you join a dress? You were so close with like... Yeah, all right, so you are are so thank you for coming to the party No, it's okay. You are offering me. Oh, just just get the one part that we don't have to all right You were so close with the part that you had and there's other parts. You're the co-creator of La Poquetta. Yeah, yeah, who's

Comes to my party and is and is a who's been out of Hospitality for a very long time. And specifically, I mean, look. Specifically, I could be a millionaire. Yeah, absolutely. But I didn't want to work in that. I don't want to work in an office. I want to be on the floor, you know. So that's why I left.

But I could be a millionaire? I'm not. You've chosen not to. But obviously... Why am I not a millionaire? Why? When did I leave? Yeah. Fucking... What year? What year did you leave? Yeah. Fuck you. What year?

What year did you leave? Sure. 2002. Way off. 1995. That's specifically. All right, okay. Early 2000s.

Late 90s. And you wink at me every time I get close. So. So what is your favorite racist group in America that wear sheets? What? I get where he's trying to go with this. Oh, no.

All right. I aren't. Say that. Right. Oh, no. All right. I aren't. Say that. Right. It is K's, right? Some, yes. Yeah. Hey.

Oh, what a day of work. Of work. Sit, cinnamon. So you work at a village cinemas? No. Maybe at the palace coma? No. But you work at a cinema? Yes. No. Maybe at the palace coma? No. But you work at a cinema?

Yes. And you can't say the litoké. I feel warm. I feel really warm for the next podcast now. You can't, you... You? Not those. Not...

A hoit? Yes. You work at a hoit. Yeah. And you can't say the litoké. And you've had a big day at work. Yeah. Um... Why? Well... You can't say the little K and you've had a big day at Wurr. Yeah. Um.

Why? Well, the new dough then. No, he is. You've been, you've been some sort of... Oh. Oh. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Why are you here? Well, I'm here to see what it's my party, but let's say... Well... So, I'm... we're at the cinemas. We're at a cinema birthday party. You have... T... T...

Tets? Yeah. Tets. Yeah. Do you take it? Do I have tickets? Yeah. To the movies? Yeah. No, Tietts. Yeah, do you take it to wipe tickets? Yeah to the movies? Yeah, no, I don't Oh, no Are you going to ill made it I directed yes? Venom let me know I directed James. Oh, I think you might get directed

No, no, no. If you keep kissing, I think you might learn. No. No. Is it the movie where the woman fucks a car? No. No. No. No.

Stop guessing. Stop guessing. Please. This is an issue with my movie. Yeah, you know, stop guessing. Alright. Ma. Yeah.

Your picture. Yes. Is what? Cinema you think it in? Eight. Nine. Ten. One.

Two. Three. Four. I'm so sorry. Yes. You're not saying that's sorry. Oh, because four? No, it says.

Is this... What's the other one? So, it's two letters. Broden doesn't know his quirk very well and you can... No, no, I'm just being a cunt. Right. I'm just making a harder one. Okay.

But this isn't part of the quirk. This is that you... It could be, but it isn't. But you're lapple... Right, okay. Yes, four. Ah, and four is quite a small shitty cinema. Yeah.

At where it be 10 cinemas? No. At the, at Hoiets, at Hoiets, which, at Northland Hoiets, No. No, at the, at the Victoria Gardens. No, no, no, no, it's not there. It's Westfield, at the Westfield Hoiets in,

No, no, no, no, no, Think more central. Think more central at the Melbourne Central. Yeah, I gave you a Melbourne Central. When I gave you Rocco and now he's saying think more central. But you're not Rocco, you said you haven't spoken to Rocco. I haven't spoken to Rocco. He wanted to go down a path and I didn't want to do that.

Yeah, because you split. Yeah, because I just wanted an neighborhood place. Yeah, and he wanted to go franchise. And you're the guy that split from Rocco in the mid 90s. Oh, whenever that happens. You don't know? I can't really remember. Yeah, alright, see.

I don't have a brain, you see. A brain is made up of so many different chemicals. Do you not say that a brain is memory? That's right, I'm so many different. So you're the part of Rocco. You're not a real person. You're a part of Rocco. No, I'm not a person. No. You're a part of Rocco's consciousness. No, consciousness, that's a concept. And really what that is is it's electrical sparks

between things in a brain and that's made up of spirit. Are you some sort of spirit? Are you with thought? No, I'm real. I'm real. You're real, you're tangible. Yeah, I can point to it. But you don't have a name. Me. Yeah. Yes, he does. Why are you talking like that

when there's clearly no case in the sentence? Take is that a theme? Take my time. All right, okay. So you're, but you're the part of Rocco. No. I was a partner with Rocco. You had that, absolutely.

Right, so you are a person. No. No. I mean, you're absolutely correct. Me and Rocco. I was a partner with Rocco, you had that absolutely right. So you are a person. No. I mean you're absolutely correct me and Rocco we went because here's the thing Mark. If I may be so familiar. Yeah. When you're on the floor. Yeah. Being you know being just a sex. Alright you do your research. Your movie. Beautiful. I know I directed it, didn't I? Beautiful.

I directed it. This, this. I directed it. Yes. The story of him and how he behave him. Wait, so no seas or caves? No, just the close of sound, cur. So you can't say the plosive sound, K.

And you work at Poets Melbourne Central. I've come in. I'm not Mark or I am Mark and I've directed, I've directed a movie that exists. No. No, it doesn't exist. Great. Um. It's a fictional movie about how someone became something.

Is it a comic book character? It's a real life person, so it's a biopic of Rocco from La Volcetta. Can I say, I watched your film and I loved it. And knowing Rocco, Rocco was someone who had that mind. How did you know Rocco? I knew him well. We've established this. How?

We've established this. You said it. You said it. We used to be partners. Yeah, but you're not a real person. Well, I'm real. You're not a real person. You're just a person who's made up of many.

And I don't think there's any of me. So you're, you're, well, he's a thing. You're a thought, you're a... No. No, here's a hit. You're a ghost. How can I give you a hit? Unlustrous, silvery, and transient. And, and...

And bright? Here's a thing, all right? We're, I remember Rocco, he sat me down. Are you a sprite? No, no. I was drinking a sprite though, when Rocco sat me down. He sat me down, Mark, and he said, listen. Are you an eternal?

No. I am eternal. I've been around for a long time though. So Rocco, he sat me down and he said, listen. He's not a ghost. And can you do you want to listen to the spirit? You're so far that I think maybe we get a bit more detail. So I'm sitting at the table and Rocco, he says to me, he says, you have an option. We go down this path together, we take over Australia, or, you know, I give

you more than you need right now, you walk away. And really it came down to, I went home to my wife and I said, look, I'm a blustreous, I'm silver, I'm transient. And it really, for me, for me, I think if I'm really gonna go down this path, if we're gonna have a head office, if we're gonna go down the franchise option, I mean, I would have to find some carbide to create a compound with.

Just because that's gonna be... Are you an element? You're an element. Yes, that's absolutely. So I close now. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm one of them. You're an element. Yes, right. It's absolutely. So I close now. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm one of them.

You're an element from the periodic table. Yeah, absolutely. Right. And I just thought, I don't want to be a compound. I don't want to go down that path. No, do we allow phones? Fuck you. Yeah, he needs a phone.

Do we allow him to see the periodic table? Shit, fuck all of you. Ma, The film! But I love the film. What I say for you, for not, okay, he's doing his own thing now. Yeah. Now you, where you at? Yeah, good.

Thank you. How's the pizza at the candy bar? Because I don't know if you know this thing. You know he was no good. Oh, okay. But the film he made about... Yeah, I watched it. Are you hydrogen? Hydrogen. Oh, we. But the film he made about... Yeah, I watched it. Are you hydrogen?

Hydrogen. Oh, we're just gonna do this. Yes, are you hydrogen? Yeah, hydrogen is, is transient silver. Are you lithium? Oh. No, I don't know if that's close or not. So you're not a specific element?

No, I am. I just don't know anything about it. Good. Good. You're talking, I mean, really, you're talking about elements that were identified quite early on, and I'm a little more. I mean, Mark, the fact that I'm Tetravalent. So you're just telling me now, or Tetravalent

is that a quality of the element that you are? I'm Tetra Valent. Yeah. So you're not gonna out dare you. You're not gonna see me to... The film? So I've made a film. So wonderful.

It's a biopic. No, no biopic, but... We all the kids say it was a biopic. No, he said no. But if, no, I think you think it's a biopic. No, no biopic, but it... Although you could say it was a biopic. No, he said no. But I think you could... It's a documentary on Franco Cozzo? No. All right.

But the way I never thought he would be interesting. What? Selling... Furniture? No. would be interesting. What? Selling... Furniture? No. Sort of interesting track and pelling. Because interesting doesn't... I'm pelling. I'm pelling. It was on pelling.

It was on pelling that they sold. Yeah. You know, mattresses, wet ones. Go through things. Crumple product. Ever. Chips. In Australia, it was a funny thing.

It was a funny thing. Yeah, ads and stuff. Ads. He had a cartoon character, that Frank walked out. Ad. For national tiles. No, that represented him, but he was a real... Taka bag?

Perth. No, not Taka bag. Not Taba. Gah. Ah, he's in our net flea show. Reference to him. We didn't, so not we, there's a reference to... Not Aquila shoes, phones, crazy John.

Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. I made. So you put it all together. You work at fuck. And you're about 40% there. He started it.

He gave me my one. I had the money. You. I just did that for myself. Shut up. If he's got, I think he's going for it. He gave me my one. I had to I had the boy You are You were I just did an uppermost Shut up, if he's I think he's got

I think he's got everything You work At Hoi Tsmelvin Central You can't say the plosive KER sound Or I never said the other one Seas or Kays

And you've been saying the other Seas or Kays I forgot it Alright well then that doesn't care What is it? There's two other ones Let me get through this Yeah there's this

Yeah there you go. I directed a documentary about the person Crazy John and it's playing at Hoetz, but it's in the small number four cinema, which isn't very big and the sound isn't great. And I've turned up and you're apologizing for the fact that it's in that cinema. And also you have no, have the fact that it's in that cinema and also you Have no have the smallest dick in the world

Yeah, but we're playing that game Oh, sorry. Sorry. No I have I have no tickets. I have no tickets to see my own movie because you're expecting what Why why don't you have your own tickets because I was expecting to be led in for free because I directed it Yeah, he is a you know, let him yeah, and he's not gonna in for free because I directed it. Yeah. Are you gonna let him? Yeah. And he's not gonna let me in because I don't have tickets and it's sold out.

No. No, but it's not sold out. So I'm very sad. I'm very sad. I'm very sad. Can I have any more you want to say? Because there's a few more layers there. You don't have yet.

We're gonna go for an ad. Or is it all to part two? No, we're halfway through part two. Part two started a lot of time ago. Oh yeah, we've been all well. We've been part two deep for a while. Really? How far into this are we?

45 minutes? You know, it's amazing as I'm having so much fun. Good. I'm having so much fun at the time slipped by. I love this. We'll have more fun after this break. After this ad break. We look at 10 every time.

So if you're just joining us for a part of... No, you. Of party quirks. It's a comedy one. It's a comedy one. We're halfway through part two. We're halfway through part two. You just maybe heard an ad, maybe you didn't,

but if you didn't hear an ad, you know that, you know, we're having water pie, you know what I mean? It's hard times at Auntie Donnery's. You didn't hear an ad. you know, that, you know, we're having water pie, you know what I mean? It's hard times that aren't you don't, as you didn't hear an ad. You know that it's hard to- Water pie. It's a thing from the depression era they made pie out of water.

It looks foul. So, so Mark. Water pie, I've never heard that. Mark got pretty close. There was a couple of issues. There was another reason why you're embarrassed. There's two more sounds. Which hasn't, but that has not been...

No, yeah, it's a surprise. No, no, no, it's okay. We're just enjoying the journey. I'm just giving you both some layers. Everyone is going to see that movie Uno instead of your movie. Juno, because you can't say just sounds either. Great, here we go.

Yeah, and this is... Why is that in the cinemas now? Re-issuing. Right, that's not a re-issuing. Oh, the other sound. It's an e-issuing. Re-. So you can't say the R sound either,

even though that's been liberal with that. Yeah, that's what I've tried to in, but I realized quite early. Is this part of it that you don't know? No, I'm just trying to help. I just threw in the air sound too late. Yeah. Mark, there's one other thing there.

He's pretty close. There's two other things. I don't remember the other two things. Why is there a reason you're embarrassed? I should have been a part of it. Because you would just walk away. I shouldn't have to guess elements of the quirk that the person who is performing

cannot be guessed right. And not remember, has not not remembered and has not performed, especially when this has been going on for a half hour. That is cruel, it's unfair, and it's gaslighting. It makes me feel crazed, you're making me feel like I've got the craze. I'm also giving him information. That's a form of emotional abuse. Mark, I'm giving him information right now, okay? I'm giving him information. Which has already been given. Do you know what your issue here is? You want to end it right now. You want to have Broden in the bag

all done because I've given it out. No, you haven't. Because he hasn't even given you all the clues yet. There's two more things you have to get, okay? And Broden can give you more hints. One of those things is there's a reason you're embarrassed. Don't remember. Well, you can have to figure it out! I'm playing bodyguards now. The other thing is the name of the documentary.

What was it? What was it called? I could help you with both of those things, Broden. Do you want me to leave again so you can...-stable Facebook messages? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah at. Have you been off-based? Yeah, I'm on-face with it. It's a little like my space, but it's cleaner, it's more professional. It's more professional. It's a good reason it's fun. But they're the only two things, yeah?

As far as I can remember, yes. What cinema did you think it was gonna be in? Those are the three. Yeah, what did you think? I thought it was gonna be in 12? No. 10. No. 11. No. We're 12, 10, 11, no.

We're not at jam factory mate. Eight, I thought it was gonna be in one. No, no. I thought it was gonna be in two. No. I didn't clear on out, no. I thought it was gonna be in three. No.

I thought it was gonna be in five. No. I thought it was gonna be in six. No. I thought it was gonna be in locks. No. I didn't think it was gonna be in locks. No. With men who buy my nose. No. I thought it was gonna be in Lux. I don't think it was gonna be in Lux.

No. With men who buy my new. No. I loved that. You went down from fucking 12 to 8. I thought I'd have been 9. And then you changed course and started going up. And then when you got to 6, you started going different brands of cinema.

I thought I was gonna be in 7. Yes. And then when you got to six you started going different brands of Seema yes All right, I've just got a Facebook message What do you think the movie is called so I just got a swipe pass WhatsApp it's to grow message The story of Crazy John. What do I lose like? You look like someone who works at a cinema. When you thin of me, what do I define like a disillusioned lie?

When I think of Crazy John, I think of of this you said to this a text message. Yeah It wasn't actually gonna use the Facebook person. Yeah, what do I look like look like me four years ago You look like a mental patient You're not facing on a white with cystic on me. You look like a mental patient. No, what are you looking at? What is that good to do with anything? I did know that crazy, you said what does crazy John look like. What do you think, am I real?

No, you're a cartoon. Yeah. You're an illustration. What's another name for that? An illustration, an animation. If I was at a live sporting event. What? Yeah. A logo, a mascot, a low, a mascot sporting event. What? A logo, a mascot, a mascot.

Right. So, but he wasn't really a mascot. A mascot. No, he wasn't really a mascot. He was a person. He was another name for a person, you know. A human being. A celebrity.

A businessman. A guy with a title. A businessman. A businessman. A good thing a title. Business. A man. So he was a man. Masked man. Yeah, crazy John. Masked man. The documentary. Was he in front of the mascot? Or behind the mascot? He was the mascot. Can I tell you that? So there's a man.

Can I give you a hint? I'm just trying to help. Can I give you a hand? Can I give you a hand? I'm just trying to help. Can I give you a hand? So I just sent me a Facebook message. I can send him the text. Oh, I'll read him. He sent me a text with all the information about the character and then he went on a diet tribe about how he never uses Facebook Messenger and then proceeded to send me a Facebook message saying, hey, send this as a text, but in case you didn't get it and then repeated the guess. All right. Um, can I tell you, when I went to see your film,

I should have looked at the title because I thought it was going to be about, you know, the mascot. I really thought it was going to be about that crazy mascot. Yeah. I didn't realize that it was named after us really. Crazy John mascot or man. No, that's wrong. You've arranged the words wrong. Crazy John man or mascot.

No. Crazy John was a man, not a mascot. You're in the right realm. That's pretty much right. Crazy John the man, not the mascot. Isn't that right? No. He sent it to you! Oh yeah, you are right, yeah.

Crazy John the Man, not the mascot. He doesn't like that. That's not correct. I've just missed a remember. Is it man? Yeah, you've got it. You've got it. Crazy John the Man behind the mascot.

Oh, that's great. That's so much better than what I remembered it as. He sent it to me as a text and the Facebook message. Now, why are you embarrassed? Yeah. If you were alone, would you be embarrassed? We can bear. I don't have a date. Well, who are these people then? My entourage. Well, you call, you then? My entourage. Wow, you call you all them your entourage? It's like... Entourage? Entourage.

Entourage? Entourage? I'm embarrassed because my family is with me. But it all again! I'm embarrassed because my brought my family. I'm embarrassed because I brought my family to Hoyt's Melbourne Central. I don't have tickets to see the movie, the documentary that I made about Crazy John called Crazy John, the man behind the mascot.

Now, I thought it was going to be playing in Cinema 7, which is the biggest cinema. It wasn't. It's playing in Cinema 4. The man at the ticket box won't let me in because I don't have tickets. Also, he can't make plosive K sounds, E sounds, or J sounds. No, no. J and K, yes. Or R sounds. He can make J, K Jay Kay or our sounds right and you just like one little We're at the home run I can't even remember where we went to my one issue with that guess right? Yeah, is that in in actually what your hint was was that you were the subject and he was the object and in his

He changed that you changed the and the the... He may change the... you changed the... The point of focus. You changed the protagonist of my... You were the subject and he was the object in your guess. And that... like, I know that's your lived experience, but that wasn't the cause. It was about me. You made it about you.

So, yeah. Start again. No, that's okay. That's okay. It was that, you know, you... I was he... He was the one happening to you. Right, right. I'm happy to do it again. No, no's okay. That's okay. It was that, you know, you was hating me. I was the one happening to get in. Right, right.

I'm happy to do it again. No, all right. Thank God. You're gonna keep this entertaining. So you're so close to the end here. You, Zach, you, you, Zach. You, Zach. I'll help him in the front.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you are, so you're an element. Mm-hmm. You're an element. You're elemental. Yeah. So you're an element. You're an element, you're elemental. You were a round Rocco or you were a part of Rocco, right? Who started La Poquetta.

I wasn't just around, I was there. You were there, you were there for it. Are you a gas? Are you a liquid? So you're trying to guess so many things at once? I would do it in parts But let's do it this way. I'm trying to figure out Am I a gas no I'm not no I'm not a guy. Are you a liquid? No, I'm not are you a solid well here's a thing put me

No, no, no, well mark. I might be wrong here. Yeah, but my understanding is as as I exist I really can't really exist on my own. But put me with carbon, yes, I'm a solid. Right, so you're a blended, so you're a, okay, okay. But maybe I can exist on my own and apologies to any physicist listening. Is it physicists? Are you a mix of two solids? Or like, no, no, no.

But if I was with carbon, I would be a compound, I'm not a compound if I was with carbon, I would be a compound. I'm not a compound. I don't know. Just think of some carbon compounds. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.

Just listen carbon. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants.

Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. Pants. No, it's not on there because he's a mix. Those are just all the fucking things, right? Those are just the elements. So I've got to think. Are you on the table of elements? I've got to think. He's on the table of elements. Mark, I'm lustrous. Let me tell you. I'm lustrous. I'm silvery gray. I'm tetravalent and I'm a transition. What are the elements? I'm like a solid. Well, everything is a transition. What are the almonds? So I make a solid. You know, well, everything is a silver.

Are you silver? No. But I am lustrous like silver. He's on there. And I am the same family as silver as well. I'm just, I don't want to be like, I don't want to be, I need tin.

I don't want it, sorry. Is tin on the table available? I don't know. And I also need to make a correction because everything can be a gas of solid and a liquid. It's just about temperatures. Oh, okay. So, and you know, I think if you start to look at nitrogen, no, neon, sodium, magnesium, can I give you a hint mark?

Magnesium. I have to be very, very hot to become a liquid. Mercury? No. Mercury is liquid at room temperature. Solfer? I have to be very, very hot to be a liquid. Mark.

Boiling water. No. No. That's when it becomes steam. Iron. No. Are we just listing all of them? No, I mean, nickel.

You're in the right space with these ones. Copper? Do you understand what I'm saying? See? So stick with the titanium. No. Keep growing, keep scrolling, keep scrolling. Scandium? No. This is really, this is, this is entertainment.

This sucks. This is fucking sucks. I want to fucking die. We used to be bad at hot plastic. There's no way through this. He has to go and find the information. Keep going. Struck. There's other ways. Is he boiled it down to what type? I'm lustrous smart. Come on. Just wait, why are you giving me? What are you again?

What's this? I'm lustrous. Silvery gray, you can't. Lustrous, silvery gray. Are you scugling now? Yeah, tetravalent transition. And I don't want to say what I am, you know what I mean? Like copper is, I'm in the same family as copper, nickel. It's just tin. Placent tin keeps coming up. It's just tin, tin, tin, tin, tin,'t give you a hint here. Sorry. I didn't even think of this I'm not I'm using physics stuff real well things. I'm used in filaments and electrodes

No, don't leave Mark No, I can't do this All right, here's a hint. Here's a hint. All right. If you were making a semiconductor fabrication You're a fucking can't you're a can you need an oxide? Ha for a num Sorry, can you a con. And you need an oxide. Half. Half a random. Oh. Sorry, can you say that?

Oh, you've grabbed it. Fucking. Half. NAM. Yes. Is that half niam? Yes. You're half niam.

Yes. Half niam carbide. It all makes sense. Seven times six. Oh, and I got to do that. What? He's got one more layer before I do that. You keep winking at me.

Alright, now put it all together. Mark, we're good to wrap this up. Obviously we'll need to also say the atomic number and what was the other thing. Yeah, yeah, obviously, we're talking periodic table. I've never heard the word happening in my entire... Well, you have an easy shit life. That explains why it took a while.

We took three words. Are you serious? You've never heard of happening? No, we were like, I kept being like, it's happening to obvious, because of half anium carbide. That's what I said to Broder, I said, he's half anium to obvious, I worry. And then he said, well, he'll probably keep thinking half anium, carbide.

It's what may have broken me. Yeah, absolutely. I'd never heard of half anium either. You are. I didn't do this. He was. He did this. I tried. I tried. I tried. You get mad at me for his one.

He made me, oh no, I chose half anium. You are. Yeah, that does not surprise me. I chose H. He was gonna let me do silver and then I was like, no, let's make it fun. You are. You are.

You're gonna be me, aren't you? You are Haffney- Oh, right, yeah. You are Haffney- I thought you were gonna be like, you are a car- You are not. You are Haffney-

Car-bind. Yeah. No. No, you are Haffney- Not the company. All right. You said you were a compound before. No, I said I wasn't prepared to be a compound,

which is what I would have to do if I was gonna be able to be in an office. My mistake, I apologize. You are half-neum. You were around, you were just an element that was around. No, no, no. No, you are half-neum that went into business at the start of when La Pouquetta was just a small business. It was ours. We shared it. It was yours. You were part part owner.

Fitt equal part owner in La Pouquetta. Rock to me, you know, in Shadap. Shut up. You know, rock to rock. Shut up. Yeah, go on. You are equal part owner in La Pocateta with Rocco. Rocco wanted to go franchise. You didn't. So you split off.

Yeah, how? How? How do we split? What did he do to me? What did he do to you? What did he do to you? Did I become a silent partner? Or did he maybe... No, he bought you out.

He bought you out. That's the regret. But bought you out. He bought you out. That's the regret. But that's not. He bought you out because you were like, I don't want to work in an office. I don't want to do that. Sure, that's data. Yeah, so he bought you out.

You can't stop winking at me. No, I can't. That's good, yeah. Keep going. That's just another lie. Is that everything? Is that everything? Oh, yeah, yeah. And did you explain that he's half-niem and- You Is that everything? Oh yeah, yeah.

And did you explain that he's Haffney M and? You got that. Oh yeah, and he's, sorry. The atomic number is, and he's Haffney M, your atomic number is 72. And what's my, say, HF? Yeah, great. Two times two.

Four. Right. Well, and I have to answer a multiple, a multiplication. Yeah, to get it right. To get it right, I just had to... That opened up. That opened up the final code.

There's no one you're playing, like, uncharted. And you're like, cool. Did he have to know that? Or did he just have to do it? I guess he... Did he just have to now know that that was the final step? What does he just have to do, the final step? Well, either way, we're done.

I would like to have a nap. No, we have four things for podcast. You're feeling warm? I'm feeling warm, ready to go into the next one. So you're gonna hear this next week, but because we're banking him, that's why we do that. That is a little warm up, Mark, you're feeling warm? That's soft. I say we just jump straight into the next.

Half-n-yum fucking sucked. Yeah. I wouldn't have gotten out. I would have found that very unpleasant. But the crazy John's on with me made nice and easy for you. Yeah. I just feel it now. I had a lot of fun.

I've at least I had all that information in my brain. Yeah. The crazy John's stuff. That's all stuff I could put together. Yeah, you've seen documentary films. You know, you've been to Heutzmobes. I'm aware of Crazy John. I was worried it would throw you

because the cinnamon numbers were based on Village Cinema's Jam Factory. Yeah. And I thought you'd be like, wait a second, it's not Cinema 7, but you got there. I got there. I was really proud of you. Thank you so much.

Do you feelin' warm? Yeah, it was a warm up game. Yeah. And I just want to know that you're feeling warm. Yeah, I'm good. Brodon, do we have a message from our sponsor? No, but I would like to, for the fans out there who want to learn a little bit about the periodic tables

and Haffney and Mim in particular, it's a chemical element with the symbol HF and the atomic number 72, which Mark knew like that. Alustra Silvery Gray Tetravellant Transition Metal, Haffney and Mim chemically resembles Zirconium. Oh, I forgot the Zirconium here. And it's found in many different ways. You would have gone in if I said Zirconium.

And obviously, it's radius empirically as if one, one, five, nine, p.m. Yeah. Do you think if I'd said, my worry with Zirconium was that if I'd said that, you would have gone in there? Yeah. It's commonly known, obviously,

which you didn't use, which I was surprised by, it's commonly used in the phrase Half-N-E-M attacks which are largely automated attacks that seek unpatched exchange servers based on the current information We have right now. I should have definitely leaned into that sort of hardware kind of component of half-N-E-M And it's uses yeah, you maybe would have gotten it then yeah, maybe all right Well, we'll see you next week on the anti-Donted Podcast when we will play another game. The party for Mark. My back hurts.

Yeah, my back hurts. That's from all the guests. We guest from our backs. Did you know that? We guest from our backs? If we must. You know that, that's it. Because I have lower back pain now.

I feel like it's connected to all the guests. You should try to engage your call. Fuck it. You'll see some of the great guesses. We'll often have great posture. Because if you don't, if you guess from your, you know, here's the thing, the more you guess, the stronger the other parts of you are gonna get,

and your backs are not gonna, you're not gonna need to rely on your back as much, but you are still guessing from the back. Good night Australia. Because the thing about guessing is, you know this Mark, I can't believe you didn't get a half million. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com.

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