Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 292 - A Chat With Maggie Looke

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

This week friend of the pod Maggie Looke joins us to tell us a VERY funny story. auntydonnaclub.com auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends, I'm welcome to another rip episode of the Aunty Donner Podcast. This week we have special guest Maggie Rook who's got something very special to share with Mark and Broden. If you're loving the Aunty Donner Podcast you can get the video to this podcast and plenty of bonus podcasts at Aunty DonnerClub. Hello and welcome to the Anti-Donna Podcast, a podcast where we sometimes have guests and today we have a guest and we will be with our guest which is going to be a lot of fun. Well, we're not paying, I guess, this evening, but... Say exact.

...as the... ...Zack is away, so to replace Zach, we have someone that we're very excited to talk to and do and maybe have a little bit of fun with. Maggie, how would you like to be? Do you want to maybe introduce yourself because I'm not sure exactly how to go about that, but can you also do it in a third person? Like they are This is Maggie Luke Comedy personality and Gal about town. I would end with your name. Okay. If that makes sense. Gal about town and beloved comedy personality Maggie Luke

It's so great to have you here, Maggie. Yeah, it's a pleasure to have you here, Maggie. My way, it's warm, isn't it? It is warm. I mean, it's the heat of summer. Yeah, well, this is recorded in the heat of summer. Sorry, I got a slack. And what's exciting about the heat of summer is it means it's getting to Christmas.

And this will come out in potentially June. But I think the spiritited Christmas is still there. Now, Mark. Yes. This is the, this is the, Zach's on holiday special. Zach's on holiday special. We have two exciting guests lined up for the Zach's on holiday special.

One is Maggie. One is Maggie. The other is, I can't remember. That's a surprise. And it's a surprise going to be a surprise for me. When you come in. I'll win you. It's a Jew pearl. That's right surprise, gonna be a surprise for me. When Jude comes in. Oh, when Jude comes in. It's a Jude Pearl, that's right. But now Matt, why?

I like Jude, just great. No, Jude is fantastic. That's why we're having them on the podcast. That's why she's a surprise. I guess that's why she's a surprise. Okay, so yes. It's next week, probably. Next week.

Jude Pearl. I asked Maggie to come on the podcast. Yeah, and you didn't tell me anything about it. I didn't tell you anything about it. Maggie bought to light some information that I thought was very funny, a very funny observation that Maggie had made. I was like, I'll bring that up on the podcast.

And I was like, no, better from Maggie because I don't wanna take, you know, I don't wanna, I'm a credit-were credit to Jew, right? Maggie brought this up to you. Now, my worry is want, I credit where credit's due, right? Maggie brought this up too. Now, my worry is... It's sensitive. It's sensitive, it is sensitive. My worry is that the...

I don't know anything about it. You don't know anything about it, except that Maggie has a secret. And Maggie's on the podcast. And Maggie's on the podcast. Imagine if I didn't want to talk about it anymore. Well, that would be upsetting for me, in particular, considering I've set this whole thing up. It's a big set up. It is a big set up. And I've let the grease-lightening karaoke keep running so I can bring that back in at any moment and just kept running. Would you

like to hear? Yeah. That was the end of it. But you can just refresh the, refresh the, uh, there we go. Um, I, uh, my worry, I was like, Maggie, you gotta come on, you gotta come on the podcast, you gotta talk about this observation you have made and that you have had. And then I went, what if that's over quite quick? Yeah, that was my worry too. Will that, uh, yeah, go, please. No, no, no, no, I wanna hear your worries. Well my worry was you bring in a thing and I go,

oh that's good, and then we're 27 minutes, we have to fill, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not talking about fill, Lloyd the creator of True, the review with Miles Barlow, the mid 2000s comedy series. Have you worked with Phil?

No, I haven't. That's a great little series though. Yeah, no, very good. It got so-called America. Wait, are you guys saying that I can't talk bullshit for 27 minutes? No, you absolutely can't. I can't.

I know. I'll we know. We just need a contingency. Yeah, it's about having a safety net. Because people come to this podcast for goofy characters. And the news. The news. OK. Takes on the news. Yeah, yep. goofy characters. And the news. The news. Hot takes on the news.

Perfect. Yeah, yep. Goofy characters, funny scenarios. So what I thought we'd just do just in case before we get to the observation is work with you to create maybe a goofy character, a funny situation or scenario. We don't do that.

It's there if the story starts to run out of steam. We can all look at each other, we can all agree. All right. This is dumb, we're done, we shift gears, and then we just go straight into a goofy character. You do any silly scenario. Do you do funny voices? Usually, they're usually impersonations when I'm drunk. Yeah, right.

Looking with someone who is a very good impressionist. Okay, well, a full context. Who is that? Do you live with Billy Crystal? Yeah, Zach Ruayne. No. Ben Russell, what are your cronies? How do you know him?

It's all right, you can say. It's just a safe space. He's my boyfriend. Right. Well. Well. he's my boyfriend. Right. Well. Well. No. Boyfriend.

Boyfriend. I thought you were about to tell me other news. I thought you were about to tell me something's gone wrong. He's in the hospital. Obviously. Because how I find out. That's a little more than boyfriend. We're getting married.

But by the time this comes out, you may be wed. Hopefully. You may be wed. You know, it's the Omicron May. Yeah. Unless you're planning to, I thought on the day. Let's bring this up again. The macaron.

Again, at the very end. I feel like I'm very perched on this. I'm very perched. Your per for viewers at home. Maggie is quite perched. Perched. So you want to drink? You're perched and I've got to drink. How so you want to drink you pitch and I'll go drink How would you if you're purged to have a drink of water? Oh no no no

Nice Who needs Zach who does needs that is that what he does? Yeah, does he? He's right now Jack was here. He'd be doing like a It would have somehow turned into a blob of some reference from the 90s. So I feel like reference from the 90s. Okay. No, you don't do that. Okay.

Yeah, no, we don't need that. What we want to do with you is create a goofy character and scenario that we can fall back on. Something that we're comfortable, we're all comfortable with so that when this story, this observation, maybe doesn't get to where it could go to or needs to go to if it runs out of steam, we can all look at each other and go, all right. Let's do it.

Let's do it. So maybe I was thinking maybe some sort of British character, maybe a shopper. I like. Yeah, great. Well, that'll do it. That's good. Fish and chips.

Great. Go away. Go away. Don't waste it. Yo, yo. Is that, is there anything else we need to add to that? I love that it's in a fish and chip shop. Well, that's a goofy character, who's British.

Maybe we're coming into the fish and chip shop to look for a gun. Yeah, and were they there and sell guns? No. Then what happens? Then we just order some fish and chips. Yeah. What do you reckon?

Do you have tissues around? No, but that's good. That's interesting. I could remove my shirt and you could use that. Tom, do you have a shirt? I don't want to do that. I would make me uncomfortable. Oh, it's good.

We're getting you. You've got a dribble. Okay. Maybe Tom, you could get some toilet paper from the toilet or Sam. We've got my fault. I forgot that's. Maggie. We've got multiple people on this now. There's two people. There's two people. In fact, the station, which probably should be manned by Tom to make sure everything is working, has been unmanned to make sure that the imagine you're on a plane. And you got a runny nose. You said to the fighter attendant, do you have any tissues?

That fighter attendant went to the pilot and the pilot's gone, I'll go find some tissues. Yeah, and it's just sitting there unmanned. Yeah, but it's on the equivalent of autopilot. But if an issue goes down... So Tom's got an autopilot. Essentially. Well, it's running.

I mean, a monkey could do that job. Let's be on. Oh! Oh! Tom. Yes. We've got tissues for Maggie, then they're coming in. Thank you so much. These are tissues. This is toilet paper.

Why don't believe this tissue's here? But what's good enough for your bum? It's good enough for your nose, as I've always said. We ran out the other day. We've had to go through the tea towels. Oh really? The tea towel is the tissue of the Irish potato famine. No, no, let's unpack this. I don't know, I don't know what I meant. I just you know how when kids, when you're a baby, like nappies, like a, you know, nappies came in later.

It used to be just tails. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, that's the where I was going. Started with the tea towels. I was thinking of Angela's ashes. Are you Irish? Is Kelly Irish? Yeah, a monster region.

Sorry? The monsters, you're related to the monsters? Yes. Hermons your dad. No, Wayne Kelly's my dad. But the monster region is the south of Ireland. Ah! Yeah, I may.

The monster region, you know, is that fair anyone else Irish here? No. Fuck. Well, the people at home know, and our Irish listeners would know. My grandma, she doesn't look Irish. And but she claims she's very Irish.

So we got one of those ancestry things done. And she came back at 99% Irish. Yeah. That's how Irish she is. Oh. Still, I've got some doubts. That's brutal. She's got more of a mark look.

That's why we thought she might be Mediterranean. When you say mark look, you mean like a deceptive deceiver. Like a... Someone who's probably... That's grablin'. ...rig be Mediterranean. When you say mark, look, you mean like a deceptive deceiver. Like a... Someone who's probably... Someone's gonna wriggle into your house somehow and take your bacon bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a scrubber. A scrubber.

Yeah. Alright, do you... Okay, so we've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady.

We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've got the fish and chip lady. We've have a gun that's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, let's one at a time. One at a time. One at a time. Maybe actually we're looking for some fish and chips and they don't have any. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, maybe what do they have? Sprouts. Okay. And do we just improv from there? What about babies? Babies? Babies. Okay, so they're giving away babies.

I am known as the improv queen. Have you ever improvised before? I went to one class and the 15 minutes in, the man told me I did it wrong, so I walked out. And never did it again. And I already... Are you doing wrong? I don't know. Apparently, I think I was too serious because he's like,

no, it's wrong and I went well. You left. You weren't willing to learn. I already bought the six pack as well. Yeah, right, right. Like, $300 for 15 minutes of improv. And your, well, Ben is a, he's a very good improviser. So I imagine your life is full of improv.

It's full of improv. I didn't, we got together before I'd seen him perform. Oh, dangeringly. Very dangerous. Knowing him perform. Oh, very dangerously. Very dangerously. Knowingly start going out with an improv comic. No, I didn't like go, I want, look on stage and be like, I want that one. Oh. Did you say things like, yes and let's go to dinner and, or like...

Well, I think, I can't really remember. But we got together and he moved back to Australia before I'd seen him perform. So we'd already done a massive commitment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so the stress was just like both of us were freaking out all the time, because if he was bad, I committed quite a terrible image.

He's a terrible image. A terrible image. But it was making you laugh, right? Surely you were laughing together. But it would have been years of sitting through shows. I go on, I don't know. Yeah, I know. Here we come to you. He's on space again. He's in space again.

What? Yeah, he stopped. Do you think as an improper median, you need to learn how to act like you're in space? Like that's day one almost. That's all you, that's my favorite kind of improv. Just 60 minutes of people in space. Often what it is isn't it, because it's often the location suggests that...

And then an angry mother comes in, Oh, what are you kids doing? Get off your space, please. That is improv, isn't it? And see. They're the two-impro- Should the fish and chip shop that sells babies be in space? Yes, absolutely.

Oh, yeah, that's great. Great, all right. British space. I feel very comfortable with improvising around that. Okay, great. So you've told me I feel very comfortable with improvising around that. Okay, great. So you've told me that you want to have Maggie on the show because Maggie has some news that you wanted to, but I couldn't know anything about it.

I just wanted to see and hear your reaction, IRL. And please put it on a bit for the show. Oh no, hey, I'm one of the greats. Come on, like. Can you imagine if this was a pregnancy announcement? So you'd orchestrate it. Oh great. It's not.

It's not. It's not. I'm sad. But. Did you say recently that you and Ben as a couple look like a salt and pepper shaker? Yes, we do. I've always thought that. I think that's true.

We just had some photos taken for the comedy festival. Can we get some of those photos up? Yep. Up on here. Yeah. And we were wearing white robes and we the same size and same width. Yeah. It's just he kept trying to have to move us to get dips because if we stood right next to each other, it was just a square. Yeah, yeah. It was not... So you're like old-school salt and pepper shakers, not fancy ones, those little...

The ones you get at are like a country cafe. Can someone knock you over? No, neither of us. They're very sturdy. Really? Yeah, we try and push each other over, and of course he wins because he's got the of like the Tommy but

Well, maybe that's a podcast in the future is the three of us just running at Ben and Maggie and trying to knock him down knock him down I'm surprisingly strong. I'm one of those people that you're in the kitchen You can't open a jar Where do you want? in the kitchen, you can't open a jar, and I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. Where do you want to put it? Oh my god. No, that beautiful face.

Oh well. Anything but. No, hit that deceptive face. I'm going to hit people. You're in the kitchen. This is a horrible place of maybe racism, I think. No, nothing racial about it. His greasy deceptive face.

It's never seen greasy deceptive face. No, it just feels like that's where it's kind of trickling into. You know, 200, almost 300 podcasts into this show. Mark says, Wog, at some point, and then goes, oh, I can't say, make sure you beep that Tom. At that point, he said Wog, like 40,000 times of podcasts.

Is it like a day you became? Woke? No, I don't know, I just, for some reason, I was like, it was incredible. For some reason, I was like, is it like a day you became? Whoa. No, I don't know. I just, for some reason, I'm like, It was incredible. For some reason, I was like, I've never said that on here, have I? Here's like, the wags, oh, you're like, not now.

Not now. It was the most incredible thing ever. But no, not in a timeout. I mean, ad. Ad. Mark, not in a Italian way, you just have to look of a deceptive, you know, liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you did it to me out the front. You know, he just like, dying eyes. I didn't do what I opened the door and I was like, Yeah, well, you do that. I don't think I've ever been like, somewhere that you haven't been there first, where you either jump out or lure. Yeah, you're spoken. He does lure, doesn't he?

I'm a lure. Come in. You're like, Fagin. One day I'm gonna come to your house and I'm just being hundreds of little children. Oh my God. But useful one, working in a hobby. Yeah, working and they're all being paid.

Is that what twitch? Is that twitch? Essentially. Yeah. Now, it's that meets Cam Girling. Oh, great. Yeah, that's cool. And video games?

Well, that's the thing, is rather than selling my body, I'm playing video games. You know, both very appropriate things to do, you know. I'm just saying. Is this not another work wave? Mark work wave? What do you mean?

We get a wave of work with the web comment. I'm a work, I'm a work while ago. It's not been, I guess. Work while. All right. All right, I guess. Woke while. All right. All right, let's get to the observation. Is it an observation or is it an enuse flash? I think it's...

It's just something Maggie discovered. Sent me some voice mails. All right. Some voice messages about it. I was gonna like music sting. I typed in music sting. And the music of sting came up. Yeah, put it on every breath you take.

All right. As the intro. Not appropriate, maybe not appropriate. Or actually maybe very appropriate. Look, this is it. Okay, I'm gonna frame this correctly. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna frame this. Do I turn the music show to the music off?

Just let it, I just like this, this is a jam. So maybe you just let it play for a bit and turn it off. Definitely not appropriate for a, Are you still record someone who was Sting's nanny? Really? Yeah. How old is this person? He's like 26.

Oh, didn't wasn't a nanny for Sting's children. Sting's children, right? I think that. Sting's original nanny. I thought that's it. Hi. Oh, there. There she is. Sting!

I was genuinely confused. It must be the oldest woman in the world. All right, so Maggie, please. Oh, so I was watching the other day because one of the awards, the film Nistra. Nistra. Nistra, Martin Bryant. Martin. It's the story of Port Arthur Massacre.

It's not funny. No, no, but the fact that it's been brought up here, it's quite surprising to me as an idea for a podcast. Go on. I mean, this story is this, this, this, this story is directly about production, not about the scenario event themselves. No, no, no, there was strut in Jolong.

It wasn't actually shot in Tasmania. Yes, so let's just separate. Great film, by the way. It was deeply upset by it. Right, so you've seen it. Yeah, so it on Stan. It, oh, interesting. Hmm, interesting, very interesting.

I was assuming that he made it. Yeah. No one is sick fucking. He would have watched it day fucking one. Why so I watched it before? How many times have I watched it day? I watched it before it was released. So I know someone. Can't tell you how many times I've seen snow town. Fucking goes on a bed. I don't like you wouldn't believe.

I do love fuck shit I got the I got a a what's it called an act a link so like for voting on it all right clang yeah Of which mect and Mark and I were both nominated all right playing clang and lost and lost all right Back in the draw All right, playing clay and lost and lost. Are you kidding funny? Yeah, so let's see obviously. No, no. Back in the draw. I was robbed. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I was expecting you to win.

I saw Mark that, because Zach wasn't nominated, and we were like, what the fuck is this? Mm. I wasn't. But I said to him, I'm not talking to you until I win. So we're back on speaker. We're back on speaker terms. How many weeks was that? Just months.

Yeah, yeah, it was a while. It was a while. But it was strange when, and Sam put it pretty concisely in terms of what probably happened there, which was that it's all in alphabetical order. Oh, yeah, definitely. And so when you vote, I don't know. What I think people don't realize is that who you select first gets like three points.

You see a second gets two and who you select, there gets one. So people will probably like, oh, Auntie Donna, I'll vote for them. And they did Mark Brodons, eh? Well, is he changing his name to Aaron next time? He probably should. Yeah, that's a good idea. And that'll prove the theory. Yeah. Well, is he changing his name to Aaron next time? He probably should. That's a good idea. And that'll prove the theory.

Yeah. So if you didn't talk to him until Brodon won, could I do the same with Ben? Yes. Yes, and you should. It'll be a lovely holiday. Are you both nominated for something? Spunker's trio.

Oh, trio. Trio. All right. My secret. Chili flakes in the salt and pepper. Now, OK, so you saw. Trio. All right. My secret. My secret. Chilly flakes in the salt and pepper. Now, okay, so you saw a knee trim. Oh, yes, knee trim.

What did I call it? Tristan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm a big fan of looking up actors. I'm fantasy caster. Yeah. So you watch fantasy football. I watch the film and I go, are I gonna do better? Who would you cast in, Auntie Donna? Great question. God, like for a fool.

No, no, no, fantasy who's playing Marley? Right TV show. Who's playing better? For a performer. Billy Crystal. But who's that? That Billy Crystal. But his act? No, who was that before? Mark, is it Doc's first?

I thought Billy Connolly for Zach just then. Billy Connolly, the Scottish. You don't need to explain who Billy Connolly is. Everyone knows who Billy Connolly is. And he can do an accent. You think he can't do an accent. I'm talking to you, Billy Crystal. Billy Connolly, surely there's a third Billy out there.

Billy Piper, maybe. Yeah, perfect. Honey to the bean, there it is. Sting. You think that's better casting? For Auntie Donna, I watch that. But that's not what we said. It was a better casting.

Is it better casting? I don't know. I reckon it just depends. You guys should try it. All right, so back to Port Arthur. No, we're separating. No, it's just the film. Okay, the film.

When? Martin's in the shop. Fine, all the guns. Yeah. There's like a seven minute scene. It's possibly the best scene in the film. Interesting. Right. Interesting. Why? Interesting. Because I said that man's a wonderful actor

who played the salesman. I thought he did a really good job. Yeah, it's a, because in the film, it's a better man who gets guns. And it's a very realistic scene where, and it sort of shows how easy it was to buy guns. Yes, it was almost like improv like that man already knew a lot about guns. Yeah.

Did you feel that? I guess so. So I looked him up. He's only had one acting role prior to that. Yeah. And that was playing a dad in the anti-torn album, standing next to you. For the day. So what must have happened? Was his man had no show real?

And it's gone to a producer saying, I'd like to be in nightroom. What is your experience? Here it is. I don't have a show real, but I'm here. Here's the film with the dad song from Auntie Donnelly Album. Sold. You've got the spot, a seven minute talking spot about

semi-automatic rifles. In a harrowing Australian film. If you look at his IMTV, it's literally Auntie Donnelly's dad and then gun salesmen. That's all it is You have fucked up Don't you see? Why I wanted to bring back him and fuck us

To tell you this specifically Yeah An amazing connection Like how did that go to that? You guys launched a career Or you had someone on set that new shit load about semi-automatic rocker. Ha ha ha ha ha.

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Really? Yeah. Because how do you get that gig? How do you, if you haven't been an actor? And I know the guy likes the cast non-actors, right? The director kind of likes the cast non-actors. So does so does Max our director is that what happened well he well he's

what Max would have done well yeah he's what Max would have done because he would have gone on a website called stun now yeah and said looking for dads and this gentleman would have said I could play a dad yeah but he also said I could play a gun salesman on Star Now as well. This is what makes me think maybe he is a gun salesman. Yeah. Or something along those lines, because he's not an actor. He knew a lot, like he's been. He's one of the most upsetting films we've ever seen.

Yeah. Better powerful film. But you guys kind of launched a career or enabled a and this film, the possible side of that. Talking about where the actor loses. That movie swept the actor awards. Sweeped him.

He was nominated, but that is a very powerful scene. I thought, I thought he, I thought like in fairness, I'm not laughing at this man. I thought he, I looked him up because I was like, that was incredibly naturalist. Why else would you, yeah, why else would you look at him? That was a really good bit of acting. And you work in the TV industry,

you work on one of the highest rating comedy shows in Australia. If not the? The, yeah. And so you're in the industry. Yeah, I was like, this is a great actor. I don't know how to take this. I've a vid I said. this. I've a little upset.

Really? I thought you'd have a laugh. No, I'm not really upset. I'm going, yeah. Yes, okay, great. Well, do you want to jump to, I mean, what do we do with this information? I don't know. Then you can't do anything with it.

It's just an incredible thing. We never would have known this. Yeah. I just think it's so interesting and dark and funny, but if you take the, what the movie is about, out of the picture, which you can't, but if you, if you don't talk about the tragedy and you just look at the fact that that man playing that part's only other credit,

is it dad? Is it dad? Are only of it credit. It's dad. It's a dad. Are you looking up? It's directly dad. Type in gun salesman to, I know you'll get a few. So type that in. I'm just bought 14 guns. I'm just bought 14 guns.

I'm just bought 14 guns. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. That's fun. Well, should we watch the chuffed video clip? I mean, on the podcast? Yeah. It's a great song.

Let's pick him. I actually have a lot of fun. All right, let's try and pick him. Maybe we can cut this for the listeners. Look at him. He's got a good paper can. Okay. We'll bring it up on that man.

No, that's my dad chuffed with the Nana. Okay, so that's my ch. Okay, no, no. Okay, no, no. Okay, no, no. I don't know, I just want to say this. That's Aaron. I don't know who it is. I don't know who it is.

I've not seen the movie and I did not look this up. But I had a guess in my head to who a wood or could be. Yeah. I think it stopped. I'll go back. I think it's the one directly next to you. Well, that's what I would, that would be my guess. I, no, no, no, go forward a little bit.

That one in the black show. That one looks like him. That's not him? No, it's not Albert. Is that his name? Yeah, no, it's not Albert. It's not Albert. Albert's one of the hardest working actors in Australia.

That's who my guess was. No. There's a lot of dads that day. I can, if I can speak candidly, it was a pretty full on day. A lot of... Can I make it at that one with the ball? That's Albert again. That's Albert again.

So here's what's interesting. He hasn't come up yet and we've seen the shot. Is this man lying? Oh! Well, if he is, I don't want to fuck with him. So that's all good. Is the man has, have they, where is he? We don't even know.

There was like 30 dads there that day. But they're all in that wide shot, right? Yeah. And there's some guys there who are like 22 who just said, yeah, I can be a dad. Dad's come in all sizes and varieties. Let's not pin an age on a dad. If you're, you know a 22 year old dad?

I do. Yeah. Do you know, I used to work with someone who're, you know a 22 year old dad? I do. Yeah. Do you know, I used to work with someone who was 40 and he had 22 year old twins. Whoa. Checked out. He would have had a- I called him dad boss because he talked about being a dad

all the time. So we get it. Well, that's been his entire life. I know, since he was 12. Yeah. Okay, well, it's a mystery. No, okay. We don't know where this one is, too, right? No, 18. 18. No, okay. Well, it's a mystery. Okay. We don't know where this one II wrote. No 18 18.

No, he was young. So there must have been 26 or something. Yeah, right. Because he had them when he was 12. He had the money was 12. When he was 12. We held. Oh, I don't want to get into this. Was he's because he just his 40 and he went to. He had a he had two grandchildren at 40 how old Was the Mark my right. Yeah, we shouldn't go that we shouldn't go there dark quickly, isn't it mark His about four minutes left

Um, and it was great. There was a great idea to bring on Maggie to discuss that what the the gun salesman in the knee tram film however to discuss the gun salesman in the knee-trem film. However, and how he's two film credits, the film knee-trem about one of the greatest atrocities in Australia and the chuffed video clip. One of the greatest atrocities in Australia. LAUGHTER Potentially second, too, but...

Comedicallyically sure. But do we have three more minutes or is it time to jump over to... I feel like if we don't at least give the space fishing ship baby selling scenario a go, it'll be at the detriment to our entire podcast in the career. I'll drive home crying. Alright, bring up some stings. Some stings. Or some muse, I was like,

you okay? Yeah, I just choked them on spit. Maybe with the dribbles here with the, oh, it's almost like we have a dribbly nose and a cleat of a cough. Yeah, oh. What are you doing? What is this?

Omni-cron. Omni-cron. Oh, cool. My phone keeps like auto correcting it to macaron, the French president. Oh, really? Yeah, that's like, I'm worried about macaron.

He fucked his teacher. Yes, but they're very happy. They're fine. She actually looks like me in 30 years' time. Check it out. Yeah. It's weird. All right, hit it. Do the character.

All right, yeah. Close us out. Here's a scenario that turns out we didn't need to fall back on, but that we just loved so much we're going to do it anyway. Did you want to start us off, Maggie? What about someone coming into the shop? All right, yeah. Okay. maybe we'll walk into the shop. Alright, ring.

I thought it was a, alright, so here's was a creaky door. I went to do a ring ding ding. What do you think it's, is it a creaky door? Does it have a ring ding ding? I just said, a ring of some reason. I did, yeah, a ring. I think it's a bell, because it's a fish, but it's a slow bell bell because there's no gravity.

So, couldn't it be both though? Because we can do stereo, like there is a rig and there is a ding. Yes. So, it's a raky door, but mine is a... Raky door. Raky door. A raky door would smell. But it is space.

So, no smell in space. No smell in space. In space they can't use fart. Or smell. Or smell. I'll do a flow out, because there's no gravity. Okay. But wouldn't we be, isn't there not some sort of gravity

machine? No, because you're coming from the outside in. The machine, the gravity machine would be, you'd be floating into the door, and then you come into like, ssh. So, all right, so there is, once we get in there, yeah, there's like a gravity regulator.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. We should just be figuring this out in the scene, or I reckon. Okay. We're over thinking it. Riiiiiing, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, In Estella. Hello! And we'll see you next week on the Anti-Donna Podcast. Thank you so much for coming in Maggie! Thanks for having me.

I'm so sweaty. Pleasure! That was great. That's so fucked. You've been listening to the Anti-Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!