Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 293 - The Moving Car Prelude - The Still Car

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna Podcast. This week we have a very special episode and I don't want to spoil anything but it may be a world first. If you're loving the Anti-Donna Podcast you can get the video to this podcast and plenty of bonus podcasts at Anti-Donna Club. You listen to the only gonna podcast the greatest fucking book I've seen the world Bro, I can't take it sometimes and guess we hope you enjoy the mother fucking podcast Hello, hi and welcome to a world first I'm gonna I don't do want to check. I do want to check if it is a world first I just say what the world first is and then you can challenge him

Yeah, but I know what it is a world first. I know what it is so I'm just going to try and get a step ahead. I haven't been whispering anything ever since you said this he's been whispering and rumor and he's been behind the back he's gone he's behind my back because this is what I want to tell our listeners right now is we are doing a world first that no one has ever done before. We are broadcasting live. We are going to be the New York. It's Saturday night. We are doing, we will be doing shortly the first ever podcast from a car, a moving car that I am driving. Now go Mark, shit on me. No, so there's so people walking past. Here's what people have asked. I Google Searched has a podcast ever been recorded in a car. Moving car. In a, well, I mean, right, in a moving car. Oh, well, I'll have a look, but I'll

search that next, but we've got questions that come up that say, can you record a podcast in your car? And the answers are, yeah. We're doing it. Yes, that's right, the Chucker. Woo! I'm Tom and I'm here too. Yes, so that's also important. Tom is going to join us.

Tom is doing the technical requirements. We will go through the technical requirements a little bit later. I mean, look, there is a video on YouTube how to record, how to podcast in the car. Should I watch it? Mark? Mark? Mark? I want you to say like how to fight with a lightsaber, right? Because I reckon there would be answers there just because there's a how to video. It doesn't mean it's been done. Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, is this showing you how to about it and that, technically, they're doing it. But we value our listeners,

and we're always breaking boundaries. We are Elon Musk. I want you to know, I am on your, I want you to be right. You think I don't want this to be a world first? You think I don't want this to be an exclusive? If that's your attitude towards me, you're a fucking cunt. Can I just say it?

Have I said one thing against you? No, I'm just saying that makes you a fucking cunt. Cunt. I want nothing. Oh my god. But for this to be the first ever, I want to break ground. I want people to be like, this is amazing. But there's this, there's this man.

Put my window down. There's this man on YouTube. Put my window down. There's this man on YouTube. He's podcasting. He's podcasting. But the car hasn't started moving. Well turn it off then, turn it off. Can we set some ground rules? Being that this is the first time.

Do you want your window down in the podcast? It's gonna be noisy. Yeah, just for now. We're not moving yet. We're not moving yet. If you're wondering why it sounds so good, it's because we're not moving yet. Yet. It's so great.

All right, so Mark, yeah, what is amazing as I got to the end of this video, car has not moved. So, okay, so there you go. So we're the first thing. What's the video called, Mark? The video is called How to Podcast in the Car. So here's what's happened, Mark.

You have been so blinded by your own desire to bring down this world breaking attempt. There's a car, listen. Which is, and again, I don't think we've ever said it. This is the first part, I know we have. This is the first ever car. This is the first ever car. This is the first ever car. There's a couple of it.

There's a couple of it. In your desire, Mark, listen to me, man. In your desire to bring down this goal. Absolutely not. Not my desire. We said multiple times to you, moving car, moving car. And then you've gone and wasted our time talking about some man in a still car.

Of course, there's been podcasts in still cars. Well, I mean, another question that comes up is why would you listen to a podcast? Well, no, just in general. Is that when you search it, that's what comes up? When you search has a podcast ever been recorded in a car, another question that comes up is why would you? Why would you listen to a podcast?

It's a way to like try out your ideas catch up with your friends and break you know something to talk about and I'll wait sorry listen to podcast I thought it was make podcast I've never listened to a podcast in my life I make about four a week but I've ever listened to a podcast yeah Broden Mark yeah I've I think before we move this car and change the history of podcasting forever, I think we should set some ground rules. Yeah, and then we set the ground rules and then I want to have our first ever guest on. First ever guest on the podcast. No, on the moving car version of the podcast.

So once the car is moved. No, no, no, sorry. Before we move, we'll get our guest on the podcast. No, on the moving car version of the podcast. Oh, right. So once the car is moved. No, no, no, sorry. Before we move, we'll get our guest on. Yes, so right now we're in a still car. But at some point, this car will be moving. And when that car starts moving, the history of podcasting, or what can I just say very quickly? This episode is not groundbreaking.

Obviously, it's going to be in a car. the cliffhanger of this episode is we are gonna move So this is not the ground-based breaking podcast. This is the end of an era. Yeah, by being in a still car What you're listening to now is the end of podcasts solely being a stationery of podcasts solely being a stationary touching thing. I've found something on YouTube, I don't want to talk about it. I think what's really great is that regardless of weather, we're doing a world first or not, it's a fucking cool, funny, great, original, original. Matt, probably pretty original as well, but. The issue is, the podcast will be unlistened because there'll be the drone of a moving car underneath it.

The only value it has is in its ground breaking nature. But can you set, speaking of ground, can you set the ground rules? Well, I'm not so much setting them. I've got a couple of ideas. I think this is a conversation. Tom, can you write down the ground rules? Yeah. I've got to take you for the technical rules. Yeah, no'm not so much setting them. I've got a couple of ideas. I think this is a conversation. Tom, can you write down the ground rules? Yeah, I've got to take you for the technical rules. Yeah, no, there we go. Yeah, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Tom's our first guest. And spoilers are on cars. Yeah, perfect. Perfect.

Perfect to link back to wearing a car. I am going to my goal, my mission. Is this a ground rule? Yeah, yeah. If it's not a ground rule, I'd like you to table it. Let's make it a ground rule. Let's make it a ground rule. We can table it to the end of the meeting, but I... I'm setting up a ground rule. Should we bring in our guest? No, I'd like you to table that too. I'd table we bring in a guest. Yeah, we'll table that. I feel like it's a ground rule. I feel like it's a ground rule that we can bring guests in. Yep. Whenever we want.

Alright, so that's a first guest. It's a ground rule. Okay. Oh, like over and above. So we can't table guest introductions. Yes. Because you want to introduce Tom. Yeah. Who's here? Yeah. Like again, I feel like you're already introduced Tom. Yeah, but I want to ask a guest. Like as a guest. Yeah. So he can then interject the time. And he can explain the technical comments and I like he's going to have places that he wants us to go. Yeah. We set up the concept that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We're in a car. We're going to move right now. It'sery. It's a room on wheels our first guest You know him from other podcasts. He is a regular on the put cast available on the anti-donac club He is the composer. He's an actor nominated composer and he's in the backseat and

He is the producer of this podcast. Please welcome Tom. Hello everybody Tom the technical Issues that you've had to face to move a stationary podcast to a I love this. What's this got like a you know like a stung to a magic. Yeah like a TV special thing You know, that's like it's only going to be one minute so we've got to fill the out. Tom you've hit some technical going to be one minute, so we've got to fill the out. Tom, you've hit some technical issues from making a stationary bit of entertainment. Why would you say, like, move, what's an a better word for moving?

The moving car, that's the good idea. Have we set that up though? A transportable car. A moving piece of entertainment. What are the technical issues you've come across? So I had to buy some new microphones. Yep. And I borrowed a Zoom recording device off max.

And then I went to a music store and bought the cheapest microphones I could, which has actually worked out well, guys, because it's not going to record anything more than like... Foot away, so there's no sound coming out of the microphone. So I think the car noise is going to be quite nice to be honest and if I can talk on that when we start moving for road rules I will be having two hands on the where I'm the driver sorry if you're only listening I'm driving Zach is in the the front passenger seat the front passenger seat Mark Bonanno is in the Madison in the middle seat in the back.

Broden is the Shaily and Tom is the producer. Tom's hiding up the back left. Now, but I'm saying, so when we're driving round we're all number two, Broden. What? You're about to say, round two, hands on the wheel. Two hands on the wheel. We don't want you listening and thinking,

oh well, I'm going gonna do my dumb shit podcast And now one listens to in a moving car and I Well if the only Donna boys do it maybe I'll take my stupid fucking podcast We're just me talking the Don't don't do this thing and you go, oh, maybe I'll do it in a moving car And then you're gonna crash you're gonna die and then And then who's gonna come, who's gonna try and sue us, your parents? Well, no, ground rule number two.

Two hands on the wheel. Which means that you will have to hold my microphone to my face while I drive. You making me feel like a little bitch. I see you more as a cuck. Nice. Yeah, nice. So ground rule number three as a cuck. Nice. Yeah, nice.

So ground rule number three, no cucks. No, no, cuck and... No, I think we have to cuck. This is a... This is a poly. If there's no cucks, Broden, we're not going to be able to hear you talk. Can I just say? And I...

And that... I refuse to have a podcast where you're driving in your car, which by the way, you can tell Broden does very well for himself. It's a hit for those playing at home. It's a Hyundai in Lundtra. It is nice. This is a 24, 15, 15. It is a police zone.

Hyundai in Lundtra. I see, e, nice. When people get in your car, do they go, all right. No. Okay. Netflix. What?

That's okay. I forgot to write the rules. Tom? Tom, that's okay. Memorize them. Because there's only two so far. The two rules are number one. Number one.

Number one. A guest can be introduced at any time. Hmm. Number two. Two hands on any time. Number two. Two hands on the wheel. Number three. Number three, I'm about to say right now, there's going to be a lot of visual stimulation.

For all of the people hosting this podcast, we're going to see things, we're going to see posters for Hardquist Live. We're going to see dogs, we're going to see. Other cars. Other cars, we're going to see posters for hard quiz live. We're going to see dogs. We're going to see other cars. Other cars. We're going to see maybe some hot dudes or doodats. You know, we're going to want to comment on them. Remember, the podcast is first and foremost an audio medium. So if we see something, we describe it for the listener. That's a great ground roll. Early on in this podcast, where I started to worry, I started to worry that not only

with the drone of the motor be unlistenable and unpleasant, it would also just be a series of three men going, oh look at this, oh look at that, oh were there funny? No, we describe what we've seen. Describe what you see. Rule number one. And also, just on your motor thing, that's the joy of the Hyundai Elantra. Beautiful smooth ride.

Quiet engine. Does it have a bit of a, is it a hybrid? I was gonna list all of them, but before we do, before we do, before we list. I was not doing as well as I thought. Before we do, I'm gonna just throw out rule number four. Rule number four is, do not get in the way of Broden when he's trying to get a Hyundai sponsorship.

Oh yeah, see we wanna get Broden, I do, I do, I do. If I can interrupt, here's an example. A lovely older couple has walked past with three dogs and what are the dogs, what are the color of the dogs? There's a Labrador, there are two Labrrador's maybe and I didn't see the other one But that's okay. You've given enough information rather than just going oh Anyway, carry on yeah, look at that. Yeah, you can't do things like that. You can't be like oh that's funny

No, because they're not gonna know who's not gonna know your Already what's great about this? A lot of people listen to podcasts in cars moving cars? We're matching them. That's all not the same level. You are not to listen to next week's podcast in a moving car. That's too much moving car. Too much moving for you.

You have to listen to next week's podcast in a podcast studio. Or in a stationary car as I think a stationary car would be fine yeah all right now I'm on board then we're not going to get mad at you if you listen in a moving car either like you can do that I am I'm gonna come for you well there it is that's only one out of three which brings me my next rule. No vailed threads. No vailed threads.

That's why I'm all over. That thread, wasn't it? I've vert. That was an overt. Threat. Things like, someone's gonna hurt you. Not allowed. You might regret that decision,

but if you're going to threaten the listener, you have to say it as clearly as I did. If you listen to the next week's podcast in a moving car, I will... No, I'd speak that. Yeah, we need to be that. Just for everyone listening at home, we have not started moving yet. No.

We're still in the car. What are we doing, Mark? We're setting started moving yet. No. We're still in the car. What are we doing Mark? We're setting the ground rules. We're setting the ground rules. We're in park. The handbrake is on. That's safety. Um, burden.

Yeah. Put the hazards on. Not sure if you can hear them. Hazards are working. The hazards are when both blinkers are beeping and you're letting someone know, hey, something's going on. I need to take care of this and I may not be mobile in a moment. Tom?

Yes. Can I hear the ground rule so far? We'll do that, we'll do that right after a word from our sponsors. Welcome Tom. All right, ground rule number one. A guest can be introduced at any time. Ground Rule number two. Two hands on the wheel. All Tom's. I'm gonna stop you mate. Yeah, because I'd like to introduce our second guest for the podcast. It's Mark banana. Was up everybody hey Mark all right back to tell them all right number three just Subscribe watch you see describe what you see or could I um Zach I would love for you to give us an example of that right now give us something that you see don't just fluff over it

Okay do a description of something that is out there that you want the audience to know about in the detail in which we should be doing when the car starts moving, which it's not currently. So perhaps I want to talk about the fact that maybe I, here's an example. Yeah, just one example. Just one thing at one thing at one thing at one. One thing at one. One thing at one. Come on. Maybe we should buy some ice cream from over there. No.

From where? From where? What? Do it. Do it just pick some, pick the car in front of us. Over there. Is it closed or not? I don't know.

Pick the car in front of us. The ice cream from there. Just do the car. Okay, the car in front of us. For example, that's a nice one. Yeah, what is the color of the car? Okay, Mark, I see what you're asking me to do. I need to tell you that I'm looking at a nice, beautiful Chrysler.

Nice. It's black and it's sharp. Whilst it is modern, it evokes some of the more angular design features of an older mid-20th century car. And what's the license, red-zone number? I don't know if I could say it. Just grab what you say over there. Not at them. It's them.

Describe the woman and the baby. What's going on over there? Oh well, the woman and the prey. Well, you say the woman and the prey, but we've got Max and Daniel Walker and past Max, of course. Max rigged the GoPro into the car and is now leaving for the day for us to record said podcast. Said podcast is being recorded in a car. Is it moving?

No. Will it be one day? Yes. When is that day? Next week. Next week. Next week. Next week.

We are recording this in one go, but next week. Yeah. Yes, week. Sorry, and I should say when I was saying it was a joke, I don't want to break the rule. When I was talking about buying ice cream over there, I was referring to a milk bar on the corner of the street, a closed milk bar advertising streets ice cream. This milk bar could have been closed for a long time because it has the logo, the streets logo

that was removed in the mid 2000s for the hard logo, a uni level logo used on over 50 brands. It's too much in here. The original streets logo, not the hard logo that you know of 50 uni lever brands. Any more rules we wanna add? How, what are the rules? Oh yeah, we a 50-unilever hands. Any more rules we want to add? How, what are the rules? Oh yeah, we didn't get through all of them.

We didn't get through them all. I'd go for it, go for it. Okay, but unfortunately we've got guest number three, Brodo Kelly. Thank you so much for having me. That is an excellent use of rule number one, Zach. Thank you so much. Oh, can I add a rule?

Yeah. Seat belts. Seat belts, of course. See writing that down? That should be 1a. No, that's number seven. All right, OK. No, OK.

Number four. Do not get in the way of Broden trying to get a high ender. I want to introduce a guest. I want to introduce a guest. I want to introduce a guest. Our next guest is Max Miller, our director, in the car next to us. Hello, Max.

Hello. You won't be able to hear him. Can you hear that? Yeah. Hi. Can you hear that? Yeah? Yeah, louder Max. Yeah, I'm gonna hear me. Okay great. That was Max. So Max Miller our director, we just recorded some podcasts with us. He was filming. He's driving past the car. He's not sure what the hell we got. He is in a moving car, but we are not yet. I want to make that very clear. Next rule, next rule.

Okay, I need the microphone, thanks Mark. You are not to listen to next week's podcast in a car. You must rent a podcast studio to listen to next week's podcast. Okay, I'm on board with that now. Okay, that's good, that's all I needed was to get to on board. That is, because that is rule, that is rule. That's all I needed was to get to on board that is because that is rule that is rule number Eight five rule number eight is if you want to introduce a rule You must get one co-signer on that rule

You must have two people out of the four in the car must agree to that rule Right and the number six is no-villth threats Vailed vailed. Sorry. Do we number six is no-veiled threats. Vailed. Vailed. Sorry. Do we have two behind-vailed threats? Yep. Yeah.

Yeah, I agree with it as well. And then, three. Number seven is seat belts at all times. Ah, good one. And rule number eight, if you want to introduce a rule, you must get two counts on board. Yep. Yep. There we go, two.

Can I ask a quick question about rule number seven? What if we're just in the driveway still and we're just finishing our breakfast? Well, what's interesting about rule seven is it says seat belts at all times. So you're gonna put that seat belt on before you have described is at times. And so it must be put on. That was a

trick question. Of course you were your seatbelt then. At all times. Now, okay, Tom, how far into the podcast are we? 21 minutes. Well, we've got a little bit more time because I want to make a list. I want this to be rule number nine. Yeah. Everything that we suggest we ever we must make a list of places we go and we must do them all And you have someone co-signing on that rule well There we Tom cosine, but he was off microphone another rule change another rule rule 10 Talk into the microphone. That is on me. That is on me. I've got to make sure I'm on Tom Judy here, making sure I'm picking up Tom. Whenever his sweet little mouth is spitting something out.

I have one question, and we can keep bringing in more rules as we go, but we should start on this list, this little list of broadens. I have one question to the boys and the girls in this car. My question is this question, are you ready to change the world of podcasts? Yes, I am. And my second question is, have we explained to the audience how we're going to be doing that?

Yes, we have. We are. We are. We are. And I'm happy to talk about it again, because there's nine minutes left, and we, I really think it's important to make the list. Bowdoin's got a, oh, we should make the list. We should make the list.

I really think that's, I'm sorry. It's where we're going in the next week's podcast. Yes. No, we're going to go there. You're going to go there. What's the rule? The rule is, no, it's not a rule. It is, it's rule number nine.

Rule number nine is we must make this a rule. But that's not a brand-new rule. That's just more of a list. No, it's a rule. We must make a list of places to visit and visit the more. Well, that's the rule. Yes, that's the rule. More just something we, it's like, because we only have to do it once.

Once it's done, it's done. Mark, just because you don't agree with it, doesn't mean it wasn't a rule. It was added to the rules list and had a cosigner. I didn't cosign it, because I agree with you, but it's a rule. All right, I don't make the rules, and one of the rules is every rule

must have a cosigner and then it's a rule, so it's a rule. I have a sub rule. Oh, a sub rule? No, it's rule number 10. Can I go? It's not rule number 10, because a sub rule. Oh, a sub rule? No, it's rule number 10. Can I go? It's not rule number 10, because rule number 10 is there's no sub rules, only rules.

I'll go sign that, okay. That's rule 11. No, that's rule number 10. Now yours is rule number 11. 10 is talking to the microphone. Okay, so that's rule number 11. Yours is rule number 12. Yeah, rule number 12.

No sub rules. Everyone may get one place we visit, and that place must be visited. Hmm. That's rule number nine. No. Rule number nine is ton amendment. Rule number nine. Must talk in a microphone.

Rule number nine is we must make a list of places to visit and visit them all. What did you just say? The rule is, everyone may get one place to visit. That's more of a sub rule. Oh, is it? No, I rule 11. I don't think it's a sub rule. You got me there.

Can rule number 11 is no sub rules. So how could this possibly be a sub rule? It is and it's rule 12. Rule 13 rule 13. Rule 12 again. Everyone gets one person gets one visit. Okay. If it doesn't get one place to go.

Yeah. But you also had that thing about it and we must go there but that's rule number 9. Rule. So just everyone gets one place to visit. Yeah. And then also probably like see rule number 9. Rule number 13. Or whether we visit that place.

Rule number 13. So does that make sense Tom? Just before we get to 13, rule number 12 is everyone gets to choose one place and then revisiting whether we visit that place or not, see rule number nine. Yep. Yep. This is going to be good. But I feel like we're building a democracy that will hold this new world of moving podcasts. Yeah, because I'm thinking of a rule number 14 after marks rule number 13. I'll get to it. Yeah, what's rules marks? What's rules marks number 13? No, I want you to do your rule and then my rule will come in later. Is it really? Yeah. So his mind now rule number 13? Lucky 13, go for it, Zach. If the rules are broken

and the rule break up yes, feel challenges the accusation of a rule breaking they have the right to take that claim to the moving car Supreme Court, which must be made up of at least three members of the moving car. Would you say the other three members? Because could the person challenging it be to then technically be on the Supreme High Court? I hear what you're saying. I want a future proof this rule though. So if there's more people in future moving cars, it will remain at three. Does this make sense?

No. So we might have people in the boot for the next moving car podcast. I'm trying to create a robust democracy here. I'm trying to create and balances checks and balances and I'm trying to create, you know, I don't want to centralize power here. Do you understand? So I'm setting up a supreme court, made up of at least three members of the moving car. I think regardless of whether there are more people in the car or not, my query stands, which is if I were to challenge a rule, it's about challenging rules. No, so it's about if I break the rule and you accuse me of breaking the rule and it

is my belief that I have not broken the rule. So first protocol, you accuse me of breaking the rule and we'll get into the later rules will determine the punishment. If I agree, I say yes, I broke that rule, we move forward. If I do not agree, that is when rule number 13 comes into play, which is carry on. Well, my, well, which is that's at least three members. It's get take, it gets taken to the cast high Supreme Court. The moving cast Supreme Court. The moving court made up of at least three members of the moving car. My query is, in the scenario that you set,

can you be on the Supreme Court? Absolutely yes, rule number 14. The Supreme Court, the Supreme Court's make up will be decided by the president of the car, who is, who is rule number 15. He who holds the driver's microphone. That doesn't, I don't support that. Yeah, I, I, I'm not, I'm not. I'm saying no.

I'm saying no. No one's, no one's moving to support you. No, you didn't get a support. No, what about 13, 14? I think the Supreme Court's kind of the fun. Yeah, no, I think I agree with that. I'm happy to be the Supreme Court. 13, so this is not a communist.

I'm getting co-signing on 13, 14, and we can discuss 15. How do we decide the president? Oh, I think the president of the car should be drawn at random. I choose a man of truth. Someone who represents all of our communities and who better than old Tom. Alright.

Okay, I'm happy for that. Rule number 15. He's seen more than any of us. His family has lived through much of the quarrels of our world. Can we future prove it though? Can we, what else do they say about that rule? Future proof it to the tech, Game of Thrones. Oh, I don't know.

Where future proof it? Who more experienced than Bran of Tom? Oh, right. Can we future proof 15? What? To be, he who holds the sound equipment. Yes. Yeah.

So he who holds the sound equipment? Oh, no, see, there's a loophole there that Jack is creating. No. That I don't, that I don't trust or agree with. Challenge it in future or add more rules. Well, then I'm just not a gram, I'm not co-signing. I'm not co-signing.

He with the curly hair. No, I think we need to future proof of what about this. You could go get a perm. What about this? He who both holds the sound equipment and knows how to use it. Why not just Tom? Because what if Tom leaves?

What if he turns like a tenerious? Yeah, what if he turns and what if you learn? What if I learn? Absolutely then I might then try to step up and and we set up other rules to protect there is a democracy Yeah scenario here Where's that breaks a rule? It's a accused mark breaking the rule mark mark. He's on the Supreme Court Because it's decided by the president who is also said now mark is not a scenario I wish and myself in either in the next podcast or future car I just explain to you why there's a few more here say I become the president I'm

talking about a situation where all four of us are no longer in the moving car. It's a completely different park car. No, let me just set the rules. It's a completely different group of people. How do you determine the president if none of them are named Tom? Okay, now to some of your other concerns, okay, just quickly and then we'll move the car. We'll get to the prime minister. We need to pick places we're going to go for. And also we'll get to the prime minister in places we're going to go. And also we'll get to the prime minister is and then we'll move the car. But I just want to say, Mark, say I am the president somehow. I learn how to use this piece of sound equipment. I then have the piece of sound equipment. That makes me the president. I break the rule, which I'm not going to do. You challenge me and I determined the Supreme Court and I put myself on the Supreme Court.

I'm only one vote. That's still two votes. This is how checks and balances work. Democracy is not perfect. So Winston Churchill said it is just the most perfect thing that we can think of at this time. I think that's a fair point. Will Yekoign with me

I will co-sign with you Zach you already told me already said that before you went on before you did that and Prime Minister is decided by a vote that's president no the president is that he is different rule number six they prime minister is president by a vote I'm the president of the firm. At the start of every podcast. Any podcasted a movie car? The first... Oh, cold water?

Is it was the Prime Minister of the car? What power is the Prime Minister whole? Well, do we agree on that? And then we can take to the Prime Minister's home. I need to know. I need to know. well it's already in, it's in. Okay, there we go. We've got it second away. All right, now you're...

Rule number 17, rule number 17, the Prime Minister is the only person... The Prime Minister... Can I interrupt? These two people just parked in a loading zone. Oh, we should call the cops. We should call the cops. I'm just going to keep an eye on that. Keep going. Rule number 17, Tom. Yep. The prime minister

That anything's decided by the president need to be signed off on by the democratically elected prime minister. I think that's fair. That's a check in balance. Yeah, okay, great rule number 18 Jesus is the last rule This is the last rule. This is the last rule I promise I Have a rule only the primary only rules can only be thrown out or Changed or re-read by the prime minister. Oh, that's something there. I don't know There's LuPie's creating loopholes upon loopholes to give himself all the power. Well enough to vote for me How many votes do they have?

Majority. This is my last rule. So you would have to then vote for me, if you don't trust me. Do they need majority? No, I don't pass that rule. Yeah, that's fine. I don't pass it. Tom?

No, we got to try things and we fail. We can have amendments to the bill of rights. Rule? Yeah, actually, yeah, cool. Rule number 18. I've got a new one coming in. Isn't this 17 because we we didn't pass you all. No, we're on 18. I'm looking at the list. And then I've got 19. Rule 18. Yeah. In regards to rule 12, I think it is. Which is. Which is every person gets to choose

one place to visit. Yeah. That place must be within a five kilometer radius of where we currently are. I don't pass that. I need one other person to pass it. Doesn't matter if you don't pass it. I'll pass that. Thank you. Didn't talk into the mic though, so it doesn't count. I'll pass that. Rule number 19. Rules, and this is I've heard you, I'm listening. Yeah. I'm growing. Rules can only, amendments to rules can only be put through with a majority vote of all members of the car. Unanimous vote then. No, three, three to four. Majority. Majority. Agreed. Oh, what's that? That's not majority. That's, um, that's not a majority. Agreed. Agreed. So three members. Any rule can be overturned any point rule number 20 rule

I was gonna do a rule can be raised at any time. Yeah rule number 21. Yeah second that I'm a chat So number 20 All right, we don't wait I've got one more All just one more Wait, I've got one more roll. He's no more just one more. Oh my god rule number 21 Packer rule rule number twenty one. They're fucking legislating shit. Oh bloody packer over here. All right going rule number 21 rules I'm meant to be broken. I Don't second that second it second it. It's in rules. I'm meant to be broken

I read Tom rules in place to protect us from rules We're talking about rules Okay, okay, read all 20 rules Smash them out Go! I guess can be introduced at any time Love it! Two hands on the wheel at all times Love it! Describe what you see Yes! Do not get in the way of bread and trying to get a Hyundai sponsorship

You are not to listen to next week's podcast in a car You must rent a podcast studio to listen to next week's podcast in a car. You must rent a podcast studio to listen to next week's podcast. No veiled threats. Seed belts at all times. If you want to introduce a rule you must get two cuts on board. We must make a list of places to visit and visit them all. Yes. Talk into the microphone. Yes. No sub rules. Every person gets to choose one place to visit whether we go to that place is C rule number nine If you break a rule someone may accuse you of breaking a rule and then if you disagree you must appear before the moving car Go made up of at least three members of the moving car podcast.

There is a president of the moving car podcast. The president is here who holds the sound equipment and knows how to use it. The prime minister is decided by a vote at every podcast in a moving car. The only thing the president decides is to be signed off by the Democratic elected prime minister. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha moving car podcast. Our rule can be challenged at any time. Rules are meant to be broken. Yes. Okay, great. Now, we've done that. They're the rules. Sign that in blood.

Yes. Sign in blood. Sign in blood. Now, what's our four places? All right. I have an errand. Okay, so. So I need to run if we go to the Brunswick East post office.

All right. For Basel and the big up. That can't be challenged. That can't be challenged. That can't be challenged and that is the first stop. It is 4 kilometers away. Are we going to create some sort of like, are we going to do like a Google maps, make sure the path is the most efficient? Well, you guys, you can do that. I don't have time. When this place, it is rule number 22.

Whoever picks, it's sign and blot. Sign and blot. This is an amendment. Whoever picks. This's sign in blood. Sign in blood, but this is an amendment. Whoever picks. This is an amendment now, you understand? It's an amendment. No, don't open amendments. You see, he's got plans for amendments. All right, well, I don't remember.

So if he wants to introduce a rule, he has to get three on my car. Well, maybe this is just a gentleman's agreement. OK, yeah, hand shake. Who ever picks an amendment, whoever picks the place must direct the car. Ah, great, I love and I. Or it's an amendment, whoever picks the place must direct the car. Ah, great, I love that, I love that. So.

But also, but putting that in brackets, but Broden's real good with direction, so it doesn't probably matter, lol. Oh, yeah, because Broden's quite good with knowing where things are. So that rule, so amendment to the rule, to the rule is signed in blood. So I have to say, this is custom.

Amendment to the rule is signed in blood so I have to say this is custom amendments of the rule list signed in blood Has been brought to the table with rule number 22 Does the majority agree say aye aye Amendment one may I pass I may I may the may the driver challenge one vote was not passed into a microphone was not passed into a microphone. I know it was. It was a shared microphone. Oh, well, so you do challenge that rule. I don't challenge the ruling.

Do you accept that challenge? I. Amendment number two, rule number 23. I'd like to bring forward. Rule number 23. if he who challenged, if he who challenged the rule-breaking agrees to the retort of the rule-breaker, it does not need to go before the Supreme Court. So what we just saw then, it would have had to have gone before the Supreme Court if we don't have this amendment. So I think we should pass it with haste. For fear of a Supreme Court situation.

I agree. Do we agree? I. Amendment number two and rule number 23 has been added to the rule book signed in blood. All right. Now, Tom, where would you like to go? McDonald's. McDonald's.

McDonald's. We are adding McDonald's to the list. I believe there is one within a 5 kilometer radius. Also remembering that rules are meant to be broken. You want to go ahead and try the fact that I'm broken? I'm rather not. That rule is broken. That broken rule can be challenged.

That's true. And that person can be taken to the Supreme Court of the moving car. So yes, they can be broken, but we have other rules in place to make sure that they are not. Zach, where would you like to go? I was gonna say McDonald's, I want a frappuccino. You can go to a different McDonald's.

I like it. You want to go to a different McDonald's? Yeah, I will go to a different McDonald's. No, no, I could change my mind. I would like to go, no, because it's been so long. Too late, it's been so long. And I think you're gonna like this, it's good with different McDonalds. No, no, I could change my mind. I would like to go, no, because I would like to go. It's been fun to me. It's been fun to me. And I think you're going to like this.

It's going to cost us money, but hopefully someone has a donut card. I would like to go to an automatic car wash. Oh, great, great. That's wonderful. Awesome. I don't have a card. I don't have a card.

I don't have a card. I have a Monday's away. Amendment number three. amendment number three. Okay, excuse me, amendment number three. He who chooses any activity or location that requires financial... Can I add my one? Because this might fix this. Why? And remember you said McDonald's here before Well, I'll pay for my own mac is great But he's not in a microphone

That requires financial contribution Must pay for it Themselves Yeah, okay very well And they will probably be reimbursed Later just send Sam a receipt Okay, great.

Here's my place. That's an element, is that I... I don't agree to that. But listen, he's said, I, but I didn't mean I. No, but he said I. Here's, can I play my fourth, can I go, can I do my fourth place? Yes. I want to go to Sam's house and get a Donna card.

And I move that we go there first. I don't, no, I don't agree with that. I, it doesn't matter. That's where he wants to go. Yeah. I don't know. I don't agree with that. I doesn't matter. That's it where he wants to go Yeah, man. I don't get to argue with you. You've mistaken the rules Yeah, I get I chose that place. All right, he can choose the place and rule number what Tom that is what rule number Everyone gets to choose one place each. Yeah, that's rule number nine and what what's the other rule relevant Rule 12 as well rules 12 and nine mark read up on your constitution all right well then there needs to be another amendment okay yeah

bring bring bring table that it's three a bring it to the no no sub amendments rule whatever that is no no there's no sub rules no that there's never been a rule about no sub amendments okay okay sure you can bring it forward we'll see if it gets the majority vote it requires. Three, A, if there is a Donna card present, the person will not have to pay for the thing myself. I vote I. I vote I. I don't know.

An update everyone, the people in the loading zone have moved away without getting a ticket. She's here, they're looking at us, looking at them. Because we're recording a podcast and talking. And we're looking at what's there and out of here. And we're not. And we're chosen a location with that requires financial contribution. Shall not have to pay for it themselves.

Okay. I think we're making a man-man. No. Oh, just offer an amendment. Yeah. The right to bear us. You want a gun gun. I want to have the right. If it's such a situation, there is that I need to uprise against the government. I want to have a gun in my moving car.

Hi, hi. I've heard that. Yeah, that one's a very reasonable. Yeah, it's a reasonable event. All right. Okay, I think we've got all our rules. We do. Let's go next week. We'll go to Sam's. Oh, yeah. So next week, so we, this we've got all our rules. We do. Let's go next week. We'll go to Sam's. Oh, yeah, so next week, so this is the end of this podcast. Yes. Do you know what it's also the end of? An era. I hope you enjoyed the last time ever listening to a podcast

where it was the expected norm that that podcast be recorded in a stationary space. Okay, and do you know what I'm gonna, how I'm gonna end this episode? Starting the engine. I love you. Beautiful. You ready?

Yep. We'll see you next week when the world changes. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com. See you next week!