Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 295 - The Moving Car Podcast Part 2

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

The epic conclusion to our world first, moving car podcast! auntydonna.com/shows auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com.../listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends among to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we have the epic inclusion to the Moving Car podcast world first. If you're loving the Anti-Donna podcast you can head to Anti-Donna Club.com for heaps of bonus episodes and sometimes, yes. We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. All right. Hello, and welcome to part two of the moving podcast. If you are trying to drop in and listen to this podcast,
Starting point is 00:00:40 podcast for the first time, it's a car bus. It's a car bus. Don't, don't listen to this. Go back and listen to the hot, like the still car podcast and work into this. Now, so you've gone back, you're listening, you've listened not to part one, but you've got to go all the way back to understand the rules,
Starting point is 00:00:57 you've got to go all the way back to the, the car past. This is to like a funny episode first. The car past. The car the car passed pre-loot Now in order to so you'll understand the next step I now call the election of the Prime Minister of the moving car
Starting point is 00:01:24 It is at the start of every podcast. We've started the podcast. We've got a rule. Yeah, it is Prime Minister has decided The Prime Minister has decided their term is the length of a podcast. No, I think so actually actually the rule is The Prime Minister has decided by a vote at every podcast in a moving car But Mark's not here. Well, unfortunately for him he has given up his democratic rights and responsibilities Who puts themself forward as prime minister of the moving car? Again the president put themselves forward. No the president that's too much centralization of power. I put myself forward. Anyone else? I can't. I'm busy driving. Well then does anyone
Starting point is 00:02:01 else challenge for the five minister of the half? Mark is in the post office picking up a packet. We will now vote. You have to vote for only those. You just pass by, you know, you just know this. I vote for Zach, Brodard, who do you vote for? I sustain my vote. You're staying from voting. Yeah, as do I. As do you.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Well, that means Zachary wins with one to one vote. Well, all right, you're Prime Minister. Yeah. Look at this gelato shop on the left here. That's a jury and flavor. So we are on to the left. Yeah, you've said everything. It's got a biscope and a tanned-eye flavor.
Starting point is 00:02:38 There's some really efficient exposition, Tom. Well, I'm just looking at it. Look at all the crazy flavors. Milky Lachee. I am Prime Minister. The gelato shop. Yeah, it's fantastic looking at it. I look at all the crazy flavors. Milky latching. I am Prime Minister Look at the gelato shop. Yeah, fantastic. Is it gelati or gelato? Well, it says gelato on the sign. Tom, can I just have a look at that? Yeah, no, no, no, you're not allowed to look at it. This is my sound equipment. I am the one who knows how to use it It's actually Max's but you know, I bought the microphone
Starting point is 00:03:07 It's interesting. It's actually Max's like he's the mandate from God. Yeah, I put the Max with the Donna card though So yeah, well, that's good. I suppose I a microphone is a sound equipment. Is it not? No Freden listen to me man. No, no, it's actually a battery If you call the cussed if you do the customary three questions to me man. No, no, it's actually a battery. If you call the custom, if you do the customary three questions to me right now and decree me the the president of the moving car, I'll give you $10. I'll get you $30. That's a big win today. So I've got to think about it. Okay. But here's what I'm thinking. I'm planning out episode two right now. Yeah. I think we go to the second location, Tom's location, McDonald's. Yeah. I'm gonna get a frappe. Great. Oh, good idea. And then we are going to go to the car wash
Starting point is 00:03:55 and we can eat our McDonald's in the car wash. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. And that may be the beautiful ending to the episode. I think what are you reckon? You want to fucking take this car? No, I don't want to involve myself in this coup. Tom? Yes. Just be happy with Prime Minister. If you give me the sound equipment and ask me the three questions, I'll give you $10.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No. Oh, you're fucking cute. I take great pride in being anti-dollarsners sound guy and president and president of the moving car But technically be the sound guy But you would hold the power in your hands. Yeah, I would be the president. I would be an empty Throne sack That's fair Why is talk wise mark taking so long? Are you going to get back and he's going to be
Starting point is 00:04:45 upset about it something? Something's happened. Let's take bets on that. Here's my bet. I'm going to go into detail. Are you going to be upset and once we dig it's going to be evident that he just got a little flustered and it was not their fault. Right. That's okay. I think it's going to be all fine but the line was ridiculous and someone in front of him was doing this stupid thing. Do you want to just do loops? I feel bad about these hats. No, we're in a car park.
Starting point is 00:05:09 No, we're in a car park. We're in a car park. Oh, okay. Tom, what's your bet? I bet that Mark will get into the car. And... Ready to riff, like all good? Yeah, and apologize and being good spirits.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Why don't you apologize? I think you'll apologize. I you're a apologize. This is a bit of fucking wrong, yeah It's been like 10 minutes. I know good fucking if he doesn't apologize. Hey Hey, hey I would like to create an amendment To the rule book coming in about everyone here, can you? No, there's no rules in the rule book about that. Just a majority vote. True.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I'd like to make an amendment. If someone does not apologize, when they get in the car, they lose their right as a democratic member of the moving car. Moved. You agree? I agree. If he doesn't apologize, he loses his rights to vote. He loses his rights to challenge anyone. This man is an autocrat. It has been moved. Amendment number four. That My exact is an order. Rule number 24.
Starting point is 00:06:26 If someone does not immediately, immediately Tom. Yes, sir. Immediately apologize. When they get into a car, it doesn't have to be for anything. You just have, we all know this. When you get in the car, you say, I'm sorry. It's a customer. I think it's a window of a minute.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Oh, sorry, guys, that took ages. That's, you know, you can like that. They just have to first think that that's how it has to be in a window of it. But, sorry guys, that took ages. That's, you know, you can like that. They just have to first think that's how it has to be in a minute. Within a minute, okay. Within a minute, that's an amendment. Do you want to call for the amendment? No, the original amendment hasn't been passed.
Starting point is 00:06:53 It hasn't been passed. Within a minute, within a minute. That is the amendment. You want to call that amendment Tom? Do you agree to that amendment? I agree. I'm not kidding. That's the fifth amendment.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I abstain. That's right. Oh, you abstain? I abstain as well. So he has to be the first thing he says. What? No, no, that was part of the amendment. No, brody. I don't know what I'm saying. Can't stay in a while though. Could I have a real... They're almost ready for that break in a couple minutes. Yeah, my god. Well, we don't have to use any of this. No, I like this one. Yeah, this is good stuff. So if he doesn't immediately apologize,
Starting point is 00:07:27 or within a minute, now, immediately, if he doesn't immediately apologize, he loses all voting rights. Have we got a mark? I can't see a mark. Does he know we cross the road? No, but I've been watching the door come out.
Starting point is 00:07:42 OK, because I can call him if needed. Let's ring him. Let's ring him on the interior. Can't speak. We're going to ring Mark now, folks, to see what's taking so long in the post office. You don't hold them, I know. I see it. We're not in a moving car. It's lost the whole point. All right. We're in an idling car.
Starting point is 00:08:02 This is you left me. Mark, we're here. Oh, he's across the road. Oh, I knew it. Mark, we're here. Oh, he's across the road. Oh, I knew it. Mark, we did a U-turn and got across the road. We've just seen folks that Mark is standing across the road with a gigantic box. He's now running across the road. He's running back to the car.
Starting point is 00:08:18 All right, let's see what he says. All right. All right, here he is. Mark, getting into the car has he's got a big box. No, you can't tell him. What Mark? What? What do you say? What say you? What say you?
Starting point is 00:08:33 Jesus, you're a wild. What? What say you, Mark? What say I? What say you? What say you? Jesus, you took a wild. What's? What say you? Say something. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. You must say something. What? He says what? He says what? The first thing Mark said was not an apology for his lateness. It was an inquiry as to what we were saying.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Mark, as per what the fuck you were saying. As per amendment number four, rule number what Tom? It was amendment six amendment six rule number what? 27 must be 27 if the first thing a person says when they get in the car is not sorry They lose all of their democratic rights mark banana. You said what not sorry. I bought you all a gift To apologize for it. Thank you so much so much that's very kind you have lost your Democratic rights no I was not aware of this rule or I mean that's a fair that you can take that I was not aware I will take you to the Supreme Court do you want your gift I would love my gift I don't know if I want to give it to you now Mark unfortunately if you've deserved it unfortunately for you Mark I knew I was taking a bit long.
Starting point is 00:09:46 They couldn't find the package. There was a little bit of a... Oh no, I don't think you need to apologize. So I went, you know what? I'm gonna get these three delicious boys. A delicious treat. Wow. To say thank you.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I don't think you need to apologize. It is just the rules. Well, I contest this rule and I would like to take it to the Supreme Court. Well, well, well, well. Let's go to a break. And when we come back from the break, I will be giving some of the boys.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, great. Potentially, they're present. Yeah, great. Well played. So well played. This is magical. This is beautiful. This is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:10:20 And we're going to really test the democracy of the moving car. Plus, there's a few twists in store for Mark. And we're back. We're back. Now just over our nose we're going to McDonald's. We're going to McDonald's and then we're going to the drive through car wash. Yeah. Mark.
Starting point is 00:10:38 And then hopefully this nightmare will end. You challenged me. Now I believe that you don't have the democratic right to challenge me in the supreme i was not here for the creation of the rule there's nothing how could i possibly have been expected to know i'll accept it what the rules were mark i'll accept it well what happens what has to happen for someone to challenge through this you've challenged it no i don't care whether you accepted or not i want to know whether what has to happen for someone to
Starting point is 00:11:03 set up this supreme Court now. I think, Zack, that you may have been a little bit hasty, mate. I may have been Tom. Tom, please Tom, please, I would like for you now to name the three members of your Supreme Court. The Supreme Court shall be Broden, Mark, and Tom. Tom, I do not sign off on that supreme court i don't think you need to uh... as prime minister your prime minister i don't know or did we start recording well you're at the post office i've given up my maybe my democratic rights have been taken away from me but in the way there's that make you the prime minister. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. Well here's the second twist, Mark. tire one so we should do another one because this is the third podcast what? this is the second podcast because the first one was a prelude well we set up the rule like a prelude but before the civil war
Starting point is 00:12:13 it was like the war of independence no I know that's fair so Mark I'm the prime minister can we start this out before McDonald's says this? yeah and what I'm saying is I reject your supreme court so we'll go back and forth I know I didn't want to say that the Prime Minister can reject a Supreme Court? That's not a rule.
Starting point is 00:12:27 The rule book. The fucking president. Does it say at any point, what is it, Tom? I don't think. What is the Prime Minister? It absolutely does not. We said a rule. The Prime Minister, the rule 15, I believe.
Starting point is 00:12:38 The President is he who holds the sound equipment and knows how to use it. That's rule 15. What? What's 16? The Prime Minister is decided by a vote at every podcast in a moving car. What's 17?
Starting point is 00:12:48 Anything the President decides needs to be signed off by the democratically elected Prime Minister. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER I don't think any of you to have your gift. I don't want any of you to have your gift.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I want not me. Because you voted for Zayim. I am staying. That was bad. As digging that's, as you were a witness to the word. Oh wow. I couldn't join anything about it. I couldn't do anything about it.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Oh, I'm not. I'm not. I don't know what you know that I'm President so I wasn't allowed to vote. He's not yeah, you see well here's what's interesting. Yeah, what's rule number 21? Yes, yes What's rule number 21 Tom rules are meant to be broken? I break the rule of needing to vote for a new prime minister at the start of every fucking podcast and And the rule is now that that never happened and we will do another vote Okay, we are a McDonald's we are McDonald's, so let's do that and you know what?
Starting point is 00:13:57 Before you make your choices at McDonald's, I feel like you should get your gift because I feel like it may influence Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely You all I feel like you should get your gift, because I feel like it may influence your choice. Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I've got a gift for you all. Do I get a gift? Yes, you get a gift for you. Of course, you do. I love you. It's a good, it's a good gift. I've got you all a Kirk's creaming soda.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Oh, well. There you are. Hey, so just one set of fruit. I don't want to share one each. All right. Yes, you should go to serve them. You should come back to us. Skinner and frappas., alright, what do we want?
Starting point is 00:14:26 I don't know if I want a frappe. There you go everyone. Can I get a frappe, coffee frappe? Yeah, yeah. And a small chips. Okay. And what do, okay, everyone knows what they want, yeah? Uh, nothing for me, thank you.
Starting point is 00:14:37 You sure? You're a giant Tom. I know, I just wanted the fun in it. Actually, cut the small chips, just the small frappe. Just a coffee frappe. And Mark? Um, can I get a, uh, uh, The funny actually cut the small chips just just a small for just a coffee for a and mark Can I get a One of the little
Starting point is 00:14:51 What's that little chickeny deal? I'll get can I get a mcspicy with a slice of cheese and a hash brown? This is the man you would have as pro minister Yeah, the man who knows how to get KFC when you're not at KFC. I'm getting a towel. You, they are playing you, Mark. You think you're playing McDonald's, they are playing. And ask for a receipt too, Braden,
Starting point is 00:15:16 so Sam doesn't get angry. OK. Yeah, great. Oh, that's my responsibility. No, it's not. Yes, because I didn't run on that. I didn't run on that. Oh, yeah, the rules have been broken. And I didn't run on that.
Starting point is 00:15:26 No, but that was the last podcast. That was the last. If you're just joining us now, this is a live driving podcast. The recording live from a podcast. I'm the president. I'm the prime minister. No, that rule was broken. And now I am the prime minister. What's talking about? I just channeled you. Rule number 21. Well, then's do an overrevert. Okay, so no, we are not revoting. We're not revoting.
Starting point is 00:15:50 We are revoting. We are revoting. Rules are meant to be broken. Mark, this rule has been broken. I, we are doing a re-vote. No, right now. Listen to me, you're breaking a rule. Which has been to happen.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Before you were allowed to break that rule I would like to challenge you to take you to the Supreme Court. Is that fair? No, because that's that's that's that's that's one of the rules. And it's being broken. This is Anaki. This is Unlistenable Anaki. You signed off on rule 21. I thought the checks and balances of the Supreme Court are meant to be broken. I am the prime minister. Hello. No, we've been sitting at the window for a while. I think because I, she said, hi, can I help you? I said, we just need a minute. Thank you. I think that we've been put behind this person in the line and they've got a big meal. Yeah, they're going strong.
Starting point is 00:16:44 They're going, they've got a big order. They've been ordering behind this person the line and they've got a big meal Yeah, they're going strong. They're going they've got a big order. Yeah, they've been ordering for a long time Well, they must be hungry. Hmm. It's right in yes Yes, Zach. Oh, I'm the prime star. Okay, okay Okay, guys, they have onion rings in yeah, I've seen them up them up there. You want to get a passion? We try some. Get them with sweet mustard. Here's the orders by the way. We're gonna run some again. Sack would like a coffee frappe.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Mm-hmm. Tom will not have anything. Maybe have an onion ring. Mark is gonna have some fucked thing. What are you getting Mark? I'm getting a mix by C with a slice of cheese and a hash brown. Boom. Remember we got the hash brown in there?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah. Because I'm going to get a thing with the hash brown in it, but I'm going to do it myself. Why? They'll do it for you, mate. That's okay. Here you go. That's a great, so we got a, can we get a, what size?
Starting point is 00:17:42 On the order. What size frappes do they have? Can we get a medium coffee frappe, please? That was a nice food. And can we please get a serve of onion rings? And we're going with sweet mustard sauce. With sweet mustard sauce. Thank you. I think I killed it.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And then we're going to get a mackspicy with a hash brown and a piece of cheese. And then we'll get a large chicken and cheese meal with a hash brown in that boy. And then Mr. Hash that missed the hash brown. That's bicep. Oh, she seems to be a man. Thank you so much for that, that'll do us. I don't know if you can hear. Hey, we're gonna take a break because we're not rude boys.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I don't want to be recording a podcast. No, but I don't know if you can hear the McDonald's maybe not, but they seemed mad about the hash browns. Would you say that's fair? I think she's just generally is under the pump at the moment. But I think what will happen is when we go through the process, Zach and I will stop recording, but Mark's gonna cover. Because of what I worry, I think.
Starting point is 00:18:56 From a distance. Because sometimes there's like pranksters and they love to do rude things to people and drive throughs on TikTok. I think she's thinking, he's a couple of pranksters. How would she know? Babe, is there a camera at the speaker? There's cameras up here, but I don't his on TikTok. I think she's thinking, here's a couple of pranks to this. How would she know? Babe, is there a camera at the speaker? There's cameras up here, but I don't know how much,
Starting point is 00:19:09 like can you say that we're recording a high charting comedy podcast? Yeah, because usually, I think- The number one in New Zealand for a while in fact. There's been times when you've, in my past, where I've gone up to the speaker box. And the love below. On a cast.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Oh, yeah. On a bike or by foot, and they're like, gotta be in a car. So I think they can see you. They can see, but the detail is what I'm challenging. Can I just say this drive-through has like a two-lane ordering part that then converges into one lane. And it's giving me mad end end of the water based thrill ride waiting to get off the like a roller coaster like think like a spinning donut kind of thing
Starting point is 00:19:55 like a big roller coaster right and then you're at the end of it and there's a bit of a backlog before you can get off the roller coaster. Does this make sense what I'm trying to explain here? That's what the what this this feeling is about King for me. Great. No No, do you know what I'm saying and you disagree? No, I don't understand. Okay, Mike's down. Mike's down. See you guys I blanked out. I just fully blanked out for like a minute there. It's because Zach was talking about But for roller coasters for a while. Is that what happened? Yeah, I think that's what happened. Yeah. 2670 in total for the order. Broden is paying. Oh Broden. Five stars for Broden. Oh, Broden. Five stars for Broden.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I like it in the receipt, everything. Potent, he is showing prime minister potential. Yeah, but he's the driver, so he's not allowed to. There's a problem with the receipt. Oh, gosh. You gotta explain that, because they can hear me. There's a receipt paypal. Okay, we need to run out of receipt.
Starting point is 00:21:01 No, it's fine. We can do, okay, thank you. They've run out of receipt paper, which is devastating. I wonder how. Maybe ask any accountant listeners what we should do since McDonald's didn't have any receipt paper. What should we do in this situation? Accountant listeners of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:18 And if you're listening from the TFO. Okay, I'm back now so there was huge issues huge She the young lady working there she I said can I get a receipt she said yeah, yeah, no worries and then She went oh no Broding I've this I feel like this is a good opportunity to explain what I'm trying to say So you've just been on the water ride you've been down the rock man. I think you've just been down the rock right and here we are at this corner and Imagine see here all these little Imagine I understand this thing. I understand I understand
Starting point is 00:21:56 Right. It's like thank you for coming to Jurassic far Yeah, you understand does that make sense? She said she said Can you just not get a receipt? Because I've got to fill the paper. And what did you say? You were an alpha about it. You looked at her and you said, No, I turned to you guys and I said,
Starting point is 00:22:12 What do I do? And then I said, I was an alpha about it. What did I say? I said, No, Tom said, don't worry about it. Yes, it's not worry about it. But it might be an issue.
Starting point is 00:22:20 But the account of this is the Puckett's difference, Tom. It will not be an issue. Mark, can you fill? It will not be an issue, but the account of this is a part of the difference, Tom. It will not be an issue. Mark, can you feel? It will not be an issue, and this is why. You think this is the first fucking time something like this has happened to Antidona, proprietary limited? Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Since none of us had our fucking guards working between four of us? It's true. Well, I just don't have it. It's not what it's not working. Here's what'll happen. We'll get an email from a man called Peter He'd a Peter will say hey Sam
Starting point is 00:22:49 There's a charge here for McDonald's on the Antidona card for $26.70 or whoever much it was We like was that a business thing or did somebody make a mistake? When Sam will email them back and be like hey, that's just a business thing And then it'll be fine. Oh my god, is there an update? I've been feeling we're getting so much of the McDonald's bag which I'm gonna leave in to the recording Yeah, there's the you of you are doing the McDonald's bag right on top of the microphone, so You can just cut this microphone off. We're not using it Okay, there's some crazy stuff going on here. I don't even know
Starting point is 00:23:30 Thanks so much. These cheeky notes. Oh, no, these are onion rings What happened So some people are about to look just one second bro, dude I'm gonna knock over you coke Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, we'll finish it. We'll finish it now. We'll finish it now With some people are out to look very fucking silly mark are you serving yourself before me? What are you serving yourself before me? No, we got it? What are you serving yourself before me? No.
Starting point is 00:24:03 We got to give it out. Brodon just got beat because he slammed the brakes on. It's a good bit brodon but I just don't kill it. I just don't kill it. Fucking onion ring. Yeah I'm just going ring. I ordered the onion rings. I decided it gets the onion ring.
Starting point is 00:24:18 It was a democratic onion ring order. I'm the prime minister. I'll do it the fuck I want. I'm the prime minister. I'm the prime minister. I best you are the prime minister that can't I'll do it the fuck I'll do it another prime minister prime minister I best you are the prime minister in exile. I didn't serve anyone anything. I had an onion ring. Okay folks Mark guess what happened with the hash browns? No they've run out of hash brown. No. What did you say about the hash brown? Usually they pop it in there. Yeah. She put in both in said can you put them in yourself?
Starting point is 00:24:44 That is probably because they're under the pump. And they were under the pump. Should we? Okay what do we do? Should we just go straight? No we should eat the McDonald's in the car wash. Yeah but maybe next next episode we're gonna eat the McDonald's and then do the car wash. No we've got to finish it now surely. But we're gonna do the car wash. Yeah we eat the McDonald's in the car wash. We're here. We're at the car wash. Okay we're gonna do the car wash. Yeah, we're eating McDonald's in the car wash. We're here. We're at the car wash. Okay We're gonna eat the McDonald's in the car wash unless Mark eats all the onion. I had one One onion fucking
Starting point is 00:25:13 Chastise because of it. Yeah, it can't it was rude. It's just the community thing It's a real thing. It's like a force of habit. It's just a reflex. Yeah, well, you know, maybe maybe learn some new skills right? It's yummy. All right Here we go. We're moving to the car wash guys Let us know in the chat If this is good can we do a live stream removing calent time Tom? Yeah, we can do that All right, we're a car wash. I don't think it's an automatic. It has to be automatic. I think what's that over there?
Starting point is 00:25:45 Oh, that's automatic. There's an order. You always prestige. Let's go prestige. No, it has to be automatic. That was my request. Yeah. Laser wash menu.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Yeah, great. OK, so who's got the card now? You had it. Oh my God. You like it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Guys, I just dropped the card.
Starting point is 00:26:02 I need the help. I can't. You need that. I'm holding two microphones in a frappe. What are we getting? The Deluxe wash. Deluxe or prestige? I don't know. The prestige.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I just assumed Deluxe was the best. Tom's league. No, that Tom's probably I think needs to do maybe a piss and or a shit. Yeah, cool. All right, so it's just us three now. It seems that way. Got dammit. Okay it worked. Let's get in this moving machine. Thanks Mark. Can you pass me that seal and equipment too? No. Ah, damn it.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Okay, so I go through now. Please, just wait, because I can't, there's no way I can stop those onion rings from falling all over the floor. That's a chicken burger. Okay, great, thank you so much Mark. We have the onion rings here. We have the sweet mustard sauce. The rules that we set for these microphones and keeping them near our face. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:27:04 They seem to fall in a part. There's the large, rodents large fries. You can have spicy. Is for everyone. Thank you. Broden. Yeah. Your hash brown.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Oh, thank you so much. You're so welcome. Broden, can I use? Thomas back. Tom's getting back in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. What?
Starting point is 00:27:24 You get back in? No, no, I've got some Fabias. I don't want to get into the, Tom's back. Tom's getting back in the car. Get in the car. You get in? What? You get in back in? No, no, I've got some Fabias. I don't want to get into the, locked in the car in the car wash. Okay, great. I'm just going to hang out.
Starting point is 00:27:31 All right, cool. Okay. Do you want an onion ring? We're not going to dig too deep. Do you want an onion ring? Just take it. Save him one. Save me one onion ring.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Oh, God. All right. Okay. Tom, Broden, can you, can you move your kicks? We're ahead of Mark feel about that. I'll just move it. It's your gift to do with as you please. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Now folks, I am putting my hash brown on my chicken burger. That's good idea. I think this is my favorite thing to do there. And Mark, you talk about your favorite thing to do. Yeah, I've done the same. I've got added a slice of cheese and a hash brown to my mcspicy, which is kind of just like a little do-it-yourself-tower burger, which is seasonal at KFC. My preferred fast food restaurant. This is the course of the microphone and the eating is creating quite a strange haphazard,
Starting point is 00:28:29 costrophobic energy for me, there's chords going everywhere with them. I'm trying to hold to microphones, drink my frappe. I thought, I can't wait to park this car, get the wash hand-brought in his microphone. Just relax. I think it's going to be a really great finale for this podcast. There's a two part podcast, three parts if you include the still car prelude. What have we learnt? That's one at the end of it, won't it? Yeah, but we'll talk while we're doing the live. Broden, could you pass a sweet mustard? I reckon I can do this. So just so you know, Bro, can you pass a sweet mustard? I reckon I can do this.
Starting point is 00:29:06 So just so you know, Bro, don't pass me the sweet mustard, I'm gonna try and I'm holding two microphones with one hand. One hardly like, let me see on the pot on Patreon. Yeah, if you're watching at the Antidona Club held by Patreon and maybe YouTube membership's depending on, okay, so I've opened up the sweet mustard. Oh, it's precariously balanced on my knee. I'm just having a great little McDonald's variance down in the onion ring, Broden. Sure, I'll try it on your ring. With the
Starting point is 00:29:38 sweet mustard. Yep. Sweet mustard, the most underrated of the McDonald's. Dipping. How was the problem? It was okay. How was it, Zach? Yeah, it's pretty good. Two very different reviews from two very hungry boys. And that's not normally the way it goes. Who's it? McDonald's was Tom's choice, wasn't it? Yeah. I didn't get anything.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Alright, folks, we are being pulled into the car wash. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm fully being pulled in, you're not driving. No, I'm driving in. I'm being pulled up to my position. It's selling me to Ford, Ford, Ford, Ford. Stop. Alright, Broden, take your microphone. One second. Okay. I should have waited.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I'm almost done We are off now the car is beginning to be washed the car is beginning to be washed folks What have we learned guys I learned that um? Mark well, what have you learnt? I'm like, doubt. I, well, podcast can be done in the cart. You need to put that on Tom's spot, the onion rings? I have my doubt. I have my doubts.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Oh my goodness. You got so much mayonnaise on your hand, Mark. Yeah, it's a very, it was a very saucy boy. I didn't learn anything, I'm not, I'm not, I'm even going to fucking fuck around here. I learnt nothing. This trip was not eye opening, it wasn't, it got, I hate this. I learnt that whilst I might be able to cook the rules of a, of a cook the rules of the rule book without the will of the people behind me for at least some of the way it's very hard to dismantle democracy.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You've got to, I should have done a little more work to bringing you guys on board. I also learned that you can come into something thinking you want to be Prime Minister and realize that you get more satisfaction by losing that place and seeing someone else give up $40. For... Mark, you're giving us... You're giving me $20.
Starting point is 00:32:12 That's funny. That's really funny. The mark is going to give them $20. Oh, God, that's loud. That's the car being washed folks. Broden, have you ever had your car washed in this way? Tom's out there, he's watching us. Just so everyone knows, we can see Tom watching us.
Starting point is 00:32:34 He's got his hands on his hips, he's walking away. I fucking love car washers. Mark, to answer your question, I had my car washed yesterday. In one of these bad boys? It's really fun. In this one? No. I'd love to pretend we're just based on that ride moment from before. Can we just pretend we're all to ride? Yeah. Whoa! What did you learn, Broden? Whoa! Oh! What did you learn, Broden? Whoa! I learned that this is really fun.
Starting point is 00:33:08 There's a fun way to spend your job. This is our job showing up and doing this. It's really fun. Whoa! It's tiring and ridiculous. There's a certain emotional exhaustion. But you know, you get free macers. You get a creamy soda.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I paid for the curks out of my own pocket. Yeah, you paid for the curks? That's. Car being washed. I will chase up, we're not gonna record podcasts for a little bit, but I'm going to chase up with you. Doing 16 tomorrow? Yeah, but it's back in time.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I guess I could check, go back to episode one of podcast season two to find out. So go if you're a Patreon member, go back to episode one of podcast season two to find out if Mark made good on his promise to give Brody the top $20. Of course I will. What if I did learn one thing is that sometimes podcasts can be very expensive. Just doing them. The act of doing a part of a podcast can be very expensive. Just doing them. The act of doing a part of a podcast can be very... Ask Hamish and Andy.
Starting point is 00:34:10 How much do they spend on their podcasts? That probably a lot. Probably nothing. You're gonna spend nothing? I'm gonna have you. No, that would have to spend money to make you some things. Because what's the number one rule of making money? You've got to be born rich.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Second rule is you've got to spend money on you gotta be born rich. Yeah. Second rule is you gotta spend money on the money. Oh, we're done. How, really was that all? Now I'm not saying that Haymish and Andy were born rich. I'm casting no such as version. What, Jesus. The little bit. Oh, I feel sick.
Starting point is 00:34:39 This sucks. Yeah, that was a mistake, it's hot. I'm down 40 bucks, I'm down another 750 for the gift Mark mark. I just want to say yeah, I know how important it is for you to be Prime Minister and to be recognized as such And I just want to say that I can see why because it has been a great honor for me to serve as the moving cars prime minister for the film. Can I tell you the twist? Right.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I was the mole. I'm gonna have to elaborate there mate. I was the mole. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Hey, I never wanted to be that. Broden just gave me back his microphone. So unless what you're about to say is just really good,
Starting point is 00:35:29 I'm gonna wrap this up. I'm joking. Do you know that? No, it's done. I was the mole. Tom, thank you, Tom. Thank you, Tom, for all of your work. Thank you for having me, guys.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Can't wait for the next car moving podcast. Thank you to Zach. Zach you to thank you to Zach. Zach Ryan thank you so much and again if you want to find out if Mark made good on his $20 promise. No no no I'll just go back to the mall. Go back to episode 1 none of the promises the mall makes. No he can't do that. Go back to episode 1 of the podcast season two, and that's where you'll have the answer because we recorded this out of order. And thank you, Mark.
Starting point is 00:36:11 AKA. The mole. The mole. Thank you. And Broden, thank you. That's absolutely pleasure. And hey folks, drive safe. And we'll see, there's the end of this
Starting point is 00:36:23 experience, social experiment. Let us know if you liked it. Did it like it? I don't know. I was gonna say didn't like it. Let us know if you liked it. All right, bye. Bye.
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