Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 299 - Casting Hot Department Part 2

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

This week we continue casting Hot Department! Episode 1 of Hot Department: Dark Web will be coming out on the Grouse House YouTube channel this Thursday at 9am AEDT, so if you haven't already, head on over to Grouse House on YouTube and subscribe! auntydonna.com/shows haventyoudonewell.com auntydonnaclub.comJoin The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get a legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week we are casting Hot Department Part 2. Do you love Hot Department? I know I do. Well, they have a brand new web series coming out this week. Episode 1 of Hot Department Dark Web will be coming out on the Grass House YouTube channel. This Thursday at 9am AEDT So if you haven't already head on over to the Grass House YouTube channel and subscribe

Okay, and we're back in the audition room. Oh, yes. How was the last round of auditions for you, Zach? Well, okay, so this is, sorry, I sit in on a lot of auditions. Is this the one for the remake of the Freddie Mercury by Hewman Rhapsody? By Hewman Rhapsody, right?

We're using the same script. We're just gonna do it again. Last week we cast Miranda Kerr in the head of Freddie Mercury. And we didn't even need to see her read in the headlines. She just came in. She just came in. Like Megan Gale in that one bit in... Megan Gale was gonna play Wonder Woman?

Yeah, I do, yeah. In the just George Miller. I just love Megan Gale. Yeah, I think Arnie, was Arnie hammer gonna be? Mm-hmm, but then he got kicked off the project because he eats people. He eats people. Jerks off on the eats people.

Yeah. So. So. So we thought there was it to be left. Oh, yeah, I reckon that's the only dream. So now they're auditioning for this by the way. At some point. Hammer? Oh, I don't want to see him.

He's crying. There was other issues. Other than the gated people. I just did not the gum, but I don't know. Now Timothy Shalma Lake. We are thinking of clustering Timothy Shalma as every other role in this movie. I was thinking he was by me.

Just like every shot, it's every part is played by Timothy Shalamay and Zendaya, and every shot just alternates. Yeah, yeah, I love that. I love that. So then it's, yeah, I think it could be, I could be a little confusing for an audience, because it would be like Timothy Zendaya's in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it would work. I think it would be good. Yeah. I think Dune would have been better if they were the sand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop. Never stop. I can't wait till we tire of them in the new year. I'm tired of things. Forget we ever cared. Now, you should take some time off. Bring me a new one. Let's let's bring in our first person. Now this we are auditioning for the other members of the band. Of course. And I want all of, and we've just, I don't know if you heard from the producers, but they've told me they need to consolidate those parts. Why are they telling you?

It's my movie, you're just here for, oh my God. I just took off my mask and it's emerged that I'm Joel Silver, super producer of the Matrix and the lethal weapon film. Joel Silver, thank you for being on the cover here and keeping an eye on this audition process. Obviously it's been going well. We're going to bring in our first auditioning for the role of the band that has been condensed into one part. We just felt it was important to condense, you know, we felt like the characters were very similar.

Yeah, there's too many of them. I mean, there's what? Three? Three of them, yeah. It's far too many for a band. So we've just merged them, and they were kind of the same kind of characters, so we just merged them into one. Yeah. And I think that rewrite, we got Joss Whedon in to do that rewrite.

You just read it. And then we were thinking in a couple of ways. That's why it's so funny It's so funny Funny boys. I love honey where they where the met boy falls over and he lands on the ladies boobs. Oh god It's great. So run it's so good. And we're gonna get um Childish Gambino in for a week to punch it up get a couple of gags in there. Yeah, do they write? Yes, all right started as a writer. Oh, he is truly a we're in a self-suffering. Oh, we're in a self-suffering. Let's bring in the first person to play the part of Queen Well, hello

Hello, hello I'm Nadles Nadles Nados. Nados. Nados. Yeah. Nados. How do you spell that? How do you spell that? N-A-D-L-E-S. Oh, like Nados. Like I'm putting a Nado in my arm. Yeah, Nados. Nados. Nados. Like, uh, uh, hit me, get me that needle. I need to shoot some heroin into my veins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that. Nados. Like I've got pins and needles. Yeah, like that. Yeah. Wait a second. Boy. Are you heroin addicts? No, I get to see what my voice, because of my shaky demeanor and track marks, but I'm

not as right. Okay, great. I just love, I love roll. Roll. That's why you're leatherclad. Yeah, that's why I'm wearing a full leather Gimp suit. Yep, and it would be great to see your face for the audition if that's a No, thank you. All right. That's it. I've got big teeth and I'm ashamed. Well, you know who had a big teeth

Jennifer Anderson. Yes Yeah, Keith Urban. No, you got it right. You got creamy milk water. Stop guessing. You know creamy milk water? Yeah, I've met her. Wow. She's cool.

You like milk? Yeah. So last week we didn't have any milk. Yeah, but we made sure to stock up on milk this time because we were getting a ridiculous request. Every, just so much milk was being written. Every second person that came in asked for milk. But I just want to reiterate,

I don't do heroin though. We know needle. I just call it needle. I just call it needle. I'll call it classic. Yeah, go for it. Needles, do you have a surname? Needles, McGee.

Needles McGee. Needles McGee, it's so good to have you here. Audition for the role of flame. Thank you. Now, you realize that we've taken all the members of Queen with turned into one role. One superhuman, yeah. Yeah, yeah, one world, yeah.

Not, they don't have any powers or except for the power to create. Music. Rock, classic. Rock, classic. Rock and roll, and the music and the change. They hit each other. And like an incredible, greatest hit record,

a pretty good, greatest hits to to record and then a third one That's not very good. It's fine. It's yeah, yeah, forgettable. Can I fight prime? No more like they're in the studio Well the music changes, people's minds hypnotizes them. No, well, I'm just thinking of Jocelyn the Pussycat. Maybe a little bit. No, I'm thinking of needles. They don't have rock and roll and the Beatles and the Queen. Uh-uh. Okay.

Yeah. What's this? That's a show. The movie are making. What do they do? The music, the music man. They use the music to change the world. Yeah, you haven't killed anyone Have no I can't read three dogs. Okay, all right. Well, that's all right

That's a black accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no you don't ask you a question Have you seen The moon million dollar baby. Yeah, yeah, um Hillary swank very very close to me and my family She's She's cool. She she love milk She shot a dog in front of me. Wow That's Dogs and that was so that was you you hadn't killed any dogs by that. No, I hadn't killed any dogs,

but then I turned down a dog. Do you kill them too? No, just because they're just, when they run away. Well look, yeah, I've had enough of this. If we could kick you to audition, and can you do the scene where Brian May kills that dog? But Brian May now is queen, the amalgamated character. So there's that scene where Queen kills that dog.

Now I want you to draw on your experiences of killing dogs. Hillary Swank. And seeing Hillary Swank shoot that dog. Now obviously with the dog killing in a later scene, I don't know if you got sent this script but in a later scene, that dog killing was the inspiration for somebody to love. Oh, yeah. So, just I feel like that's an important piece

of information for the scene. When you're at work, it's worth it then. It is worth it. Yeah. We're in the camera. Tell us your name, your age, height, and just a funny little, maybe your favorite type of dance. Hi, I'm Needles. I'm a geek. I live in a three-story flat in South London. My accent is

mix of stuff. I love milk. Hillary Swank was my mother. She taught me how to kill a dog. From there, I acquired a taste of it, but it was was just a way to so I could get closer to my mother Because she did leave me to fill a million dollar baby and They killed her in that movie and I haven't seen a since all right and Action action at all collection Well, well, well, it's me, good. I'm killing a dog. What are my corgis? Where's my corgis?

Oh, no. I've got a sword, and I've stabbed it repeatedly. And now my dog is dead. Mm. Why do I do this? Mm. Why do I kill so much? Mm. Why can I be there for my people and reconcile with the atrocities my throne has done?

I'm going to kill another dog and think about it. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh That was no direction for me. That was incredible. No, I don't have any I think maybe it was good Yeah, I think I've been there for me. Yeah, I just got to say that rewrite from Peter Morgan Last week I've just we didn't really come in there and make it too much Just the you the way you battle battle with the crown and the weight of doing nothing So powerful I told him like this has got nothing to do with the crown and the weight of doing nothing. So powerful. I told him, this has got nothing to do with the Queen of England. It's a different Queen.

He was like, I'll chuck it in. Yeah, but you're demanded. I know what I liked it. Yeah, that was great. I thought I need to see it. Yeah, I really thought it was like, I guess the one thing was that it was, yeah, I liked it. Yeah, it was good.

Thank you. If you're worried right now that we're not asking to see more because we're not going to cast you, is that like a worry that you're worried about? Yeah. Yeah, because like often we do do that. Yeah, that is often when we, that's the case. Off to people and they'll do one take and we'll go that was right. That was right. And we don't even see a very clear. Yeah, we don't like good work, but actually the reason we're saying that is because we don't think they're very good. And that's usually the case. Yeah, I'm worried about that. Well, that would be the case here.

Yeah, it's the case here. It's a dog killing and the Hillary swank thing. No, that was all good. No, that's why I got you to do that. No, I feel like she's gonna know. It was a really traumatic part of my child. No, I thought that would be really powerful. Yeah, because I thought if I maybe opened up with you guys.

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. I just wish she'd opened up. I just wish she'd opened up a little more in Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no kill both of you and I'm going to get Hillary's Swenk and we're going to box your ears and pass my guns. Yeah, okay. Well, I've got two guns too and I need a shield. I've got shields. I've got a volcano that I can shoot on the top of your roof.

Well, I have a submarine that's volcano proof with the guns attached to it. I can't help it. That goes into volcanoes. I've got zombie dogs that can drink your milk so you'd suck your dry. Well, I got cows. Okay, well, I would love to see your cows.

All right, do you want to come over after this? Yeah. Great, just wait out there for me. All right, great, thank you. Thank you. I've got you. Thanks for your time. Thanks, Daniels. Thanks, Daniels. Fuck off now. All right. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks for your time. Thanks, Adoles. Thanks, Adoles.

Thanks, Adoles. Alright, bye. Alright, see you later. She was good. I really liked Adoles. I think she's, I, I, I put her in the top three. I'm even thinking of getting, getting Adoles getting Miranda Kuh together.

Maybe seeing who's better for Freddie Mercury. Yeah. I mean, I'm really, really prepared to see that. I think, I think we're're gonna have to fight with the studio Just we fight me because we fight first if that's all right you and me. Yeah, just get into a Restful. Yeah, is that the little rest of it? Hello rest. Yeah before we get in that by just a warm up. Yeah Little bit of a fox catcher. Yeah

Yeah, little fox catcher. It'll fake noses put them on each other Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the next audition. In. Woohoo! I'm so sorry. I left the bag of bread just outside the... The lovely woman behind told me, I just didn't have a place to put my bread. I just... I was just saying, and I said, okay, you're energy.

Yeah, that's so far. Yeah, you have a great, you've come in here, you've made me feel... Or like very... I don't feel safe, but I kind of like that. I don't know. So, it is quite a fresh love of bread. So for bread so I just need like if I can store it there because I know the smell quite strong because it just came straight out of

and so my sister is just check for it. Do you want to bring the bread are you going to be more comfortable if you bring the bread? Maybe. I just want at least know that like there's no one touching my bread. Just give me a bit. You have to bring it in here. I want you to get the bread bringing in. I can't wait to get the bread. I just want at least not that like there's no one touching my bread. Just give me a minute. No, you get the bread. Bring it in here. I want you to get the bread.

Bring in here. I can't wait to see this bread. Oh, we've got very different. Very different. But I like that. I like that. That's the, you know, the spice of a shut up. That's the spice.

We're talking about you. It is the spice of life. And I'm interested to see if it's the spice of bread. OK. Let's get them in. Sorry for yelling shut up, but you, that was really rude. I'm in a power position in Hollywood, I can do what I want. And there's no one to complain to. Where is?

What are you gonna do? I'll tell Hollywood reporter I yelled at you. I don't know what that means. They won't believe it. That's right. So you'll shut up. There's nothing I can do about it. Nothing you can do.

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Oh, yeah. And I'd usually do a lot smaller. See, in a school show, if you step from one end of the stage to the other end of the stage, that amount of movement, you can do with the lifting of your eyebrow and of close up. They're very different mediums film and stage of you done much film filming. Well maybe I can tell you all about a very film. I can't wait to see or just now. Well I don't know I like the mystery. know. What do you tell us after this short ad break? Oh boy. Well, so we're back from the ad break.

Or maybe there wasn't an ad. And then you know, which happens sometimes. Which happens sometimes. And when there's not an ad, that's bad for Donna. Yeah, that means we need your help. It's a bad way. You get on the page. You don't hear an ad.

You better get on the Patreon. Please get on the Patreon. Or else we're going to fucking quit. Are you on the Patreon? Oh, I don't know what that means. OK, my son has a We just let them wrap up and sometimes he puts on music and when I'm sitting by myself just watching TV and eating some chocolates And you know he's out. I'm so proud of my mohacus

But he just makes me so happy. Yeah I'm like a middle-aged New York woman here. Is this what you want to tell me? Tell me a little bit about yourself. I would like to give you that. Yeah, that's on the practice. Nice of you. I don't usually have that you know. No, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know, you know. My name is Sarah Goldfarm. And Goldfarm? Goldfarm, yeah. Goldfarm. Gold. Goldfarm. Goldfarm.

Yeah. Sarah Goldfarm. And I just need to say you'll look just like my husband. Oh really? Yeah. Your husband? My husband. Oh yeah. Of course, but he died. Oh, he's dead. Oh, wow. Well, he was cleaning the window. Yeah. And then he got shot. Shot. Wow. Yeah. You're a mousy woman with with a bit of a brown hair. Well, yes, I'd like to think so.

I've got nice curly hair and a bread. I got breads and all my friends. It smells like bread in here. Do you know what I would love to do? Can I just spit ball hair? I would love to make a film of your life, but I'd love to cast Marissa Tomei. It's like a hot version of Marissa Tomei. Oh, what do we to cast Marissa Tomey as like a hot version of Marissa Tomey. What do we think?

Marissa Tomey. I've always wanted to be on TV and so this is my chance and if I can get this movie. This is for the movies is a little different. Beans, screen. Okay. So I'm willing to give it, usually we audition actors and not just women with bread but we're very happy to give this a go. And some of them have bread. I think I want to break them all. Junior Garland I believe had bread at

time. I don't know how that is. Oh really, right. Yes I'm thinking of cocaine. Super pills. Super pills. I was thinking of super pills. Would you be open to super pills? That's an option. Well, I do dabble in some pills, you know. Oh, I want to look good. It's caramels, I black sips roasts,

I can't jump brick. Jabric. Make a washstick. Yeah, and drink. Have you seen the matrix I produced? I don't know what that means. I don't know. You know what?

You know what? I'll go home and I'll plug on my FICTV, huge FICTV. It's about this big. I'll press the seven buttons. And I'll put it on on a VHS tape. And maybe, just maybe, I'll watch it or without sleeping or going into a coma or convulsing. Oh, and there's some problems, like it.

No, and let me tell you, I also have a radio. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, of course, it's broken. Okay. It's broken. But you know what? Sometimes I think the best radio is the radio you make yourself. Oh, it's a radio you make it on. Sometimes I I think the best radio is the radio you make yourself Oh

Radio you make it on I do I sit at home and I just say oh Sarah you're a big star You're gonna make it and who else is here? It's just sister and she's lust She's lust everything, but you're better than her. Well, let's get you like how it's done Yeah on the radio I you know what? Yeah. When I was young. Yeah. I used to walk around with how it's turned all around the streets, making Tom full of me and, and we, and let me tell you this, Elwood, we would definitely get up to no good, if you know what I mean. And so I know a thing it's so about how and storm.

I've had enough of this. Why don't you look into the camera? And why don't you give us your name? Way from. I can't see it so far. Well, that's right. You can't see? No, I can't see.

I just can't see a camera. I mean, like, you know, is it? Do you know what a camera is? Yeah, it's that huge, thick, big clunky. Oh, there's so much more than you did. I guess you don't say. The big ones were for film. These ones, they just do it all on it,

like a little computer. OK, well, I'm going to give it a go, because I'm getting lost to say, so let's do it. I'm going to give it a go because I'm getting loose today. So let's do it. Oh With who your management is That's what you just say. I don't know. Okay, and maybe you're hot and maybe just um You're favorite thing about bread and then just and then do the same and then do the same you've got the you had the sides The little scripts the little so tiny little scripts. Yeah. And the bread is so fresh. Okay.

So, okay. Hello, my name is Eric Golfam, and I live in 23 East Village all the way down in Central Bay with Jamie McQuass. So of us have a new apartment, but we're going to lease it out for some new little kids. I got some new ideas. They're going to be artists or something. I don't know, but something about it makes me feel so excited and special.

Well, my height, I don't wanna sing nothing so crazy, but I'm pretty short. I haven't measured myself since my husband fell off that building and got shot. Well, my management, I don't have management, but let's just say if I'm gonna be a big star, management surely would help me. Anyway, a little story about me and my bread rolls.

Well, sometimes when I put them in the oven, I just let them stay there all day until they burn up because I like the smell of smoking. Everything is smoking like my smoky eyes and my smoking singing voice. But I won't sing today because I didn't prepare anything. All right, sing scene one and action. Hey little boy, you want to make sure you want to play the guitar?

You have to scream it nice and tight. Here, let me show you. Oh that's right, string a linga ding, ding, ding, string a linga ding, all day, ding a linga ding, string a ling String a dong dong dong Well, I'm gonna go over here and try out the drums Bokka roka roka talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk that's some good drums Hey, maybe we should add some trumpets Palka talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk a talk Who's the talker to kuche chae? Chawa hushapacha. Oh, these kids are sure gonna like this new sounds I made, but maybe we can ask something different.

How about a tambourine? All right. Chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik- Jim class, Yulga's gonna be quite good if you know what I mean. I got nervous but I just pushed through when it's just good. Yeah I didn't even notice you were nervous. That was so fun. I can say. Oh it was so fucking good. Yeah you liked that? I was there when Neil auditioned for the Matrix.

Oh, Kimi Kiana Ritwa. No. Oh because he was so good when he came in, it was like this. Well, no, Kiana was so good, he got the part over Neo. Even though it was really fun. Oh, okay, yeah, right, right. That's very nice.

That's what I'm feeling right now. Right, you know what, it's just like Hollywood and such a crazy bestness. Yeah. It really is. It really is. It's so crazy. Oh, it's time. I just think to myself, are you okay? Bestness it really is so it really is I just think to myself are you okay?

Magazine studio yeah, yeah, I cut up the coupons. I put it in a while. I say one day Sarah one day Yeah, yeah, yeah, my favorite Hollywood star. Who would you love to marry? Jeanine Hollow? Yeah Sammy Cope okay Janine Hollow Sammy Culp okay Matroule Stoweck okay Lena Janks yeah, I shut pal Kobi yes Yes, all the stars baby you know the stars Stars listen, I don't want my bread to get stout it was really so nice. It was so lovely to meet you You are a super star, but I don't I mean you can superstar, but you know, I mean, you can say that, but you know, I'm just, I know, I know, I know,

I know what I say it. He has an eye for talent. He is in back in Australia, he's a judge on X-Factor. Let me tell you a couple of the stars that I've discovered. Piper Paribo, Alicia Cuffbet, Elizadou Shkou. Wow, those. They were all names because of me. Because they auditioned for X-Factor and he saw them in the evening.

They sound really attractive and like someone you would see when you're quite young and then you know have dreams over for years and many years and just push them in the mold and make them into a little, you know, a doll. A little doll, yeah. I don't entirely know what, well that was about, but yeah. Sorry, I fell asleep for a second. Yeah. I need asleep for a sec I need to leave

You're like just like my son and I tell you what he's gonna be a big star your big star is your son still alive I don't know I haven't seen him it's 10 years. Oh, okay Wow I Love them. Wow, beautiful. I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I love them. Wow, beautiful. I'm not sure if I love them or if they're not right. There's not a single part that I would give her that I wouldn't give to Marisa Tomei. That's true.

Marisa Tomei, she plays very similar. They have very similar energy. We have a notice that Marisa Tomei plays that part now. That part now goes to Marisa Tomei. It's just Marisa Tomei going, oh,isa Tome going, oh, I'm so stressed. Oh, I'm so stressed. Oh, I'm so stressed. My hair's a little frizzy.

You know what? It's gone. It's like, I'm just a mom. It's gone to that point. It's gone to that point. I'm a woman I've ever seen, Marisa Tome. Oh, gee, gee, my son, Pete Davidson. A man I could very, very easily date is my son.

And I'm so stressed about it. I thought for a moment Pete Davidson was Marisa to my son and I freaked out. Now, she plays his mother in a film. All right, and they could date. And she said of it that she said she's not gonna play Mums anymore. She regretted saying yes to so many Mums

because that's all they give her now. Yeah. Ridiculous. Justice for Marisa, though. She's stunning, stunning woman. We have time for two more very quick auditions. Oh, did again, we've reached that point of the day. You know, we auditioned two people,

and then it starts to get to the end of the day, and then there's just enough time to do two more quickly. You know what I'm going to say right now is, I'm tired, and I'm not going to give them as much of myself. And they're probably not. I think that's good, I think that's good. I think that's good. I think it doesn't even matter how good they are

because we're tired. That's gonna affect them. Yeah, I like that. Come on in next guest. Hello. Hi. Oh, actually, I like this one. I think this character doesn't like their voice already.

No. Hi, what's your name? Mrs Twinkle. Oh, no! Mrs Twinkle! Oh, do you want to do for me? Why not coming in? Okay.

Wow, she was good. That was very quick. Hi! Hey guys. Hello! Hi! I just say something. Hi. I. Hi.

I'm Joel Silverer. I was a super juicer on the matrix. And I'm going to say I have discovered a lot of stars and you have it. Thanks. Thanks mate. What was your name? Jim Gots. Jim Gots.

Jim Gots. Yeah. Jim Gots. Separate two separate words. Jim Gots. And one word. Jim Gots. That's your first name. Jim Gots. separate two separate words. Jim Gotts. And one word. Jim Gotts, that's your first one.

Jim Gotts, what's your last name? Uh, uh, uh, plate. Jim Gotts, plate. Sounds a lot like a person named Jim, who has a plate. Got to play. Yeah, yeah. Is that the etymology of the name? Yeah, it's just a name that my, uh, my mom and dad gave me,

so on, that's it. Jim Gotts, what was that? You remind me of, you know, the guy from Avatar? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name from avatar Simon Phillips? No, no, that's the theater. Oh, yeah, yeah Sam Worthington you got Sam Worthington vibes Mm-hmm in that you are You're a build on an axe. I just and was it do you want to be here? Oh? Okay, okay now okay, okay.

Now I'm interested. Now I'm interested. Because what's better? What's better? Someone who's hungry and wants to do the work that needs the opportunity? Or some kind of the street. Yeah, man.

Who doesn't give a shit? Yeah, that's who I wanna cast. All right, I don't want someone who can play masculine. I want someone that is so masculine, they're not very good. Yes. Yes! And that's what you've got. You've got this.

You've got it. You have blocks that you won't even be able to remove for a multi-billion dollar move. That was a little harsh on Sam Werick, didn't cut that. What if he's listening? Why would you cut it? I'm saying Werick just listening. Sam, where did you just listen? Sam's a fan. Is he?

And he could pay. I want to hurt his feelings. I really liked him and loved my life. Hi, it's great. Come again. We can give him a chance. I think we can give him a chance. That was a little harsh.

I loved him and loved my wife. I reckon you've made up for it. I don't think we need to cut it. I think you said enough good about Sam and enough bad. Sam, let it out. He's fine. I don't know him, but I'm just like it's on it now and I'm just saying, yeah, it sounds a good guy. I think he knows that you appreciate him. I think he listens to Aunt Udonna and learns a lot. And I think, yeah, we can all really appreciate Sam and the contribution you've done to Australia and to the film industry Yeah, personally, I love Sam

I'm not ever bad words to say about him. I think he's fantastic I'm so excited for Avatar 2. Do you know the movie? No, yeah There's a whole thing that you have about Sam's will listen to him right now and he's like oh shit, they don't like me I think Sam's playing each other. We do like him because we I just don't like me. Do you know where I go? I think Sam's pretty sure that we do like him, because we just said it. Yeah, me and we honor and I both love him. You said something weird about Sam,

and now I feel like it's right. So maybe Sam's, you put Sam off you, but Sam's gonna be fine with honor and I. I totally respect that. And I just wanna say I'm so excited for Avatar 2, since they released that photo of the actors on Paul Noodles. Do you remember that? Avatar 2, coming in three years, and his little sneak peek.

And they just released the photo of all the actors in Bokap suits in a pool on Paul Noodles. I was like, fuck, I'm excited for this. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be really good. They're gonna be riding like seahorse type creatures. I imagine. But I don't know, the fact that I know that they just have to line out a swim.

No, no for Paul productions in my poll noodles. Poon noodles. I also have poll noodles. Yeah, production. So Jim's got plate. Yeah. I think we've said enough All right, get out

Nice. I would love you to just give us uh, just give us your best Just your best fucking give us you give us your tight five Yeah, just give us your just give us your best just give us your tight five Because we're overseeing people audition and then we just want to laugh So if you can make us laugh with some stand up Yeah, I will see you know, maybe there's something in this for you Maybe there's a big I want to do the monologue unless you have a Whichever

For the monologue What if I can do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah I love some jokes Make me love I said yeah, as a Australian man, I feel like I'm pretty pretty funny Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm pretty funny. Pretty funny. Yeah, I remember that time.

I'm so sorry. No, I got it. Yeah. Did you remember that time when we did that gig at the, we did a gig, it was a university gig where we're headlining, we got paid, and everyone else would just students at the university. And then there was this one guy that was like clearly like

the cool guy, who's like a sporty cool guy. And then he's, he's joke. He's joke. He was like kind of the guy that was clearly funny to the people he put into joke where he was like Recently went to Bali and I don't want to say just in case it was like I recently went to Bali We walked past the hooters and the boys were like you should go to that hooters and he was like No, no, I don't want to go to hooters. I'm classy than that. And then he very slowly took off his hoodie and to reveal he was wearing a Hooters T-shirt.

That was T-shirt. The hoodie came off too slowly. And that was like that. That was the kicker at the end. The kicker was that he had been to Hooters. Ah, yeah. And he was just talking to me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No one laughed. Uh, come on, fella. If you'll listen, keep at it, mate. Keep at it. Yeah, yeah, no one laughed For fella if you're listening keep at it, but you know, you know, he better. There's a crap that it like that Sam feel listening keep at it you're gonna be Give us your best Type 5 action as a as a dude and I love sport

Love sport really to ball. Yeah, I love sport. Love sport. Really? Yeah. Love playing sport. I don't like it when my missus is watching me play sport. She drinks a lot. And as much as I respect her and her choices, I just worry about her. Yeah.

And all I want to say to her is, can you just, I'm just trying to speak. I'm a super producer. I can do whatever fuck I want. You know what, there's a lot of a toxic male energy in here. I'm going to leave. Sometimes things have been said about my mate, Sam Worthington. And you friends were saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just didn't want to say that because they didn't want to that to you know

Give me the role because of that so I'm just the big player who said the things that were It was super producer Jal silver. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Super producer Jal silver said it. No, I don't Because I know Zach Ryan he's a big fan of Sam. Big, big fan. I'm so sorry about Sam. Nah. And I'm so sorry that this hasn't been the experience you wanted it to be.

You know, I'm just gonna go back, I'm just gonna go back to being a tradie. Wait, you don't want the part? I'm saying I don't want the part. You don't want the part. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got the part. Nah. Fuck you. Oh, now I don't know you don't want the you don't want the past you got it you got it you got it you got it you got it You got the part nah Fuck you oh oh now I don't know what to do no I'll take it

Yeah, right congratulations. We do have one more addition No, no, no, I'm so sorry. I didn't see the hand. I didn't see the hand coming. I love you Merissa. I love you so much babe Merissi to 19'm coming home to you. Marissa time, I. Yeah. Oh my God. I love Marissa time, I. Yeah.

There's that old mom character in this film. Maybe we could get Marissa time. Maybe we could get Marissa in for that. But old mom. We have one more audition. Get a play at old mom. Should we, we should do it. Oh, fuck Hollywood.

There's lots of old mum actors we have a margo mandale you take your parts of margo anyway we'll bring you in we have one more edition we have already cast the part though I don't have to tell in that all right make sure to call them all of them will know that so don't worry about that hi hi we're not humoring you don't worry about that. Hi. Hi. We're not humoring you. Don't worry about it. I'm the neither. Oh British Now this part is this part is American. Can you do an American accent? Absolutely. I've been doing it for 10 years Okay, great. Well, what is your name first? Karen Knightley. Oh

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

What's all the checkables about? Just, we didn't know it was you, Kira. I didn't have my glasses on. Oh, it's cool. The one that I like, can I just say? I loved you in that film with that Irish guy. It was like, I know what it's like to be Indian because I'm Irish.

Oh, thank you. He was so good in that. Now, Kira, I don't want to be honest with you. Well, please do. I mean, that's a business. We all have to do something honest. Like, that's the best. So profound.

You are profound. You're an English rose. You're a profound English rose. I'm really not. And we just love you. And you're in the pirate. You did the pirate movie. you're in the pirate you did the pirates Pirates you're in the pirate movie. Yes, three with them. I didn't see I didn't see any of them

I'm not a my family didn't either. Sorry anti pirate. Oh really really because they're posh No, silly. I think so, British people. They are. And you're smart. And I'm liking this. I'm liking your energy, Kira. We have already cast the part. But who played Rain Star Wars? Sam, Sam, Sam.

This wasn't Rain. What's the name, Rain? I know I should know this, but as I stepped in for Natalie Portman. Oh, yes, yes. But if it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, going to cast the young one. Oh God. Oh, I've been playing 12 for almost 20 years now. Oh, okay. It's quite actually working to my finger. I loved you in a tonement by the way. Thank you. That took two days to film. Two days? Yes. I work quite fast. People don't know that about me. But of course, that's the business. Wow. Alright.

You're a... We have on the cash this week. But you are such a well-known name. We people know you people love you. I mean, I hope you're naming you. But honestly, I'm quite humble. I just be working all the time. That's it.

Yes. So, why don't we get you to audition anyway? And if you knock it out of the park, if you're right for the role, we'll give it to you anyway I mean, we'll just tell we'll have that awkward conversation with the other with Do you know why Jim's got played? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We once worked in a feature film really cool two men's one tradie two men's one tradie Well, that was shot in one and a half days. Yes Wow, you work very fast. That's so fast

Well, as a woman who's been playing 12 for so many years, you have to work really fast in order to play every single row if ever seen it. You look tired in the jaw, Kira. I don't know what that means. Maybe I should warm up. Yes. Yeah, just give us one of those. Just get it if you're together. Absolutely. And just go, I give this one a hug. So you're so tight in the drawer. It's not doing nothing. I feel warm and rigorous. Yes, great. That brings back the time for a nice and warm

and I can do anything at all. Once you look into the camera, wouldn't you give this to the American part, by the way? Yes, so we want to hear your American accent. I've played many roles. I've played many. We want to hear American accent. And we want you to be auditioning.

You're auditioning for the role of Clean the Band. Yes, of course. All it's one character. And it for the role of Queen the Band. Yes, of course. All its one character. And it's the same way for the American Queen the American band. I do say in order for the part, these are things that I would happily do. I'd happily cover myself in milk. Oh, well. I'd happily run in a forest full of bees.

I would happily jump off a building. Things I won't do is wear a costume. Okay. What would you be able to wear? Yeah, what costume? Because the time everything is a costume. Yeah, in a way, everything is a costume. Of course, I should be more specific. And so things like shoes, dresses and shorts and tiny socks and ribbon for the hair. Smoky-ray jacket and maybe it's top, a top from H&M, anything we've heard tag on it, something red, perhaps something peculiar. What will you wear? I wouldn't tell you.

I feel my own drug. It gets tired, it just talks into it. I feel like it infects you. It doesn't create cringing quite a lot. Yeah, it looks like a little tension in your body. It's pretty dense, you're a very tense person. All right, so no costumes, no clothes, bees, four-in-a-towers, that kind of thing, that's fine. Do you wear clothes? No, of course. Absolutely. Not.

Oh, right, yeah. So, yeah. What are you wearing now? It's just spray paint. Right. Oh, I was wearing a spell poster. Yeah, okay, well it's like a foul poster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six E.A.F.L. poster, it was you.

Suck. All right, one in your audition for the role, American accent, for the role of the British being queen and the British being queen. The British being queen. The British being queen. We don't need to introduce yourself, everyone knows who you are we see you would love you an english rose let's go and

action oh i can play all of these instruments don't worry about it i've been training for ten years i went to julia of course oh my brother he's broken his leg and i pick up that guitar and I play loud and clit. I played loud and clit. It's okay, it's all right, you lost the accent there a

little bit. I just slipped back. I had some flamin' my throat. It was a peculiarly strange thing. I never have drank milk in my life. So you drank milk before this? I've never drank milk before. You've never drank milk before. But you said you would for the role. Absolutely. Okay. I think I've seen enough. I've definitely seen enough. Kira, do you hear that buzzing?

Do you hear it? I did. Yeah, just outside. It was on bees. We don't have a bee problem here. That's Oscar buzz. That's Oscar buzz. Turn it with that means.

You're doing something different to what you're known for. Mm. Even if you do it poorly, that's at least a nomination. Mm. Ah! Mm. That's at least a nomination. Mm. Kira, I think we can't give you this part.

No, because we did already cast this. But maybe George W. Bush by O. Pick? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could put you in, yeah. George W, how could you do, would you do, could you do, I think you could. Absolutely, and I love Wigs.

Wigs are okay. Wigs are all right, but not costume. Okay. Because you'll probably have to wear a suit. Is that okay? Is that okay? And we will consult my agent, but perhaps It seemed quite distressed about the thought of wearing a suit

Yeah, I can do it, of course. I have a joint suit Alright George W. Bush, absolutely, loved it. He was one of my father's heroes Of course, something I would pick you up, like, to do So, absolutely, we're a saint. Kira, thank you so much for coming to the event. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

It's an honor meeting me. I was a huge fan of a love, actually. What was Orlando like to work with? Well, he's actually this small. Wow. Well, he didn't really... I would have imagined him to be bigger than that. Like a person, like a person.

Yeah, he like a person. And sometimes he drinks soup on set without telling any of the other people. And everyone says, well, Lend it. Why do you have soup and a set? And I'm laughing so funny. Yeah. Doesn't sound that funny, but yeah. It's a little Hollywood itself.

Yeah, it's crazy. It's like a true Hollywood story. It's a very northern. I really think he gets it out of him. Well, let's get Kira out of my side. Kira, get out of here. Thank you, thank you. It's quite upsetting to look at you, Matt Jor.

Paul Kira. At Jor, that Jor. I really turned on you, didn't I, Kira? That's a good thing. It's for the love of us. We love you, Kira. Always a kind of a Kira, not me. Oh, get out of here.

We love you, Kira. Get out of here't kind of a Kira not. Oh, get out of here. We love you, Kira. Get out of here. I'd rather bring back in and have a way. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. Take!