Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL

Episode Date: June 9, 2016

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Like a kid in a bad marriage. I was just walking my tongue. Shut up, we're having interduse shit. Shut up, please. Shut the fuck up. Ben, you might know him as Lord, we go snatch from same time. From the same time, same time.

From the same time. Same time. We know him as, Come, Cunt cant it's Ben Russell Yes, that's my name now we're clapping Ben, we just wanted you to describe everything that we do when I say to you Yes, scrotum, what is that? To me it's not just something that protects you, Paul, it's a way of life. So is it not, but like physically, what would you say?

What did you say? It's a way of life. Yeah. It's not to some of the protects testes. I'm hearing you. That's weird. It's a way that you can reach out to those around you and love them and love them and keep them safe So is it the whole sack regulate their temperature? Is it the whole sack? Yeah, usually It's the the scrotum encompasses all can I talk about the scrotum a little bit more? Yeah, please There's a very there's a big talk about the scrotum a little bit more? Yeah, please. There's a very,

there's a big touch on the scrotum. Not too high. There's a television commercial. That is good. Tom scrotum. Can you be back, can you be back, please? So, can you just make sure you be back? Tell me. Maybe the whole thing is. So there's a television commercial just one of these awards in overseas and in a state about two testicles in baskets floating.

Yeah. I'm aware of the campaign. Yeah. Did you audition for it? No, I believe two people in this room may or may not have auditioned for those roles. I did, but Zach got very close to being fast in it. I was in the room with the two testicles. I had to go with one testicle. I had another go with the other testicle. And then they decided that Zach was real shit. But we knew from the start, we all knew that those were the two testicles I felt like I was one

it always felt like there was one testicle in the room and I was not that testicle you were the you were the bull out everyone's in that room they go and well you only have two testies you can't and they said that they said does that they went if we were casting three testicles You can't answer it. And they said that they said, does that they went, if we were casting three testers, you would be in it. But fortunately, we looked at across the board, across the board, even with women, there's only two testicles.

And we just can't, we can't, it would confuse people. We only got two pairs of those, and it's both with men and women, women have their own testicles. Women don't have testicles at all all they got clits and they got lips They've got canals to be fair over is to be fair They said that I would be playing the third testicle more because the that oh

I just had the microphone shoved in my face. I'm gonna have to take it Yeah, yeah, no, no, that's all good. So yeah, I've been it's been pushed into my face and it was uncomfortable for me. Sorry, speaking about things pushed into your face, testicles. I was going to be cast as the third testicle not because they couldn't decide but because I looked like a fucked third testicle. If you were, it's to be fair, even if one of my normal testicles looked like Zach, I'd have it A removed or B checked out by a doctor. Well because your testicle shouldn't look like a full grown man. No, that is very true. Because then your testicle has testicles and then

then after that we get a little bit of...icle has testicles and then then after that we'll get a tiny testicle, a tiny loop of just testicles. It's like an inception. Yeah. It's like the end of a first and second man-stack book. It's the smigger of people living in Will Smith's testicle. My first day of uni with I remember Zach was in my class and he walked in and I said, let's go back back Yeah, let's D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Wait, I'm gonna be New Zealand. Hi! I'm just changing. I'm just broding it in. I'm in this memory, too. Oh, who are you?

I'm Ben Russell. Hi! Hey guys, how you doing? It's me, Tim Major. I'm one of the actual testicles in the... I'm Brian Pytin. Hi. I'm Brian and Kimmy.

Hi, it's me, Kai Smythe. I'm the other testicle. Hi, Kai Smythe. Hey, do you want to get together and maybe do a comedy duo for a song? Yes, that's a great idea. Man, this is so niche this bit. That one's got that. That's fantastic. And this is the thing. Hey, we're still in 2007, or 2008.

You guys are two, two men that work to get testicles spent all their time together. You can't just chuck two comedic performers together and expect them to be guys. Two testicles. It's me, Adrian Dean. Oh yeah, because we went to you and he was with you too. I just wanted to say... Hey Adrian! I just wanted to say, um, hey, fucked a prostitute with a frozen shit.

Oh Adrian! It's hey Ben Russell. How did you get back into how you do a history? Um, I've been here all along. Is this like an inception thing? No, no, I've seen you boys grow up since you were little little little babies. Really? Yeah, I delivered you personally, Zach.

And then I would. Who knew? Yeah, I've not aged at all. Oh! And what about your third testicle? What? I just want to know about your third testicle? What? I just want to know about your third testicle.

Um, no, why don't you? Brodan, what are you talking about? Are you talking about your third testicle? That's really full on. Well, I'm just talking about the third, it's still me in 2008. I'm just talking about the third testicle from New Zealand as well still. What's that got to do with anything? I don't expect to talk about third testicles for another

eight years Oh, hey guys really weird that you'd say that yeah, you just bring up on here. What a stay at university Do us all the favorite fuck off and kill you say hey, I tell you what hey I'm a guy ever wants to start a comedy group. I'm not gonna be a part of it because he's brought up I wouldn't have you in it. I wouldn't have you in it. If I had my way, I would go back and change. Fast forward. Five years. Hey, Zach. Hey, I'm a cool guy now and I'm aware leather jackets and live in Melbourne. Do you want to do a comedy group and me a big packer, Cunt?

No, no interest. You brought up testicles on the first day I met you. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello. Hey guys, it's me, Cat Baron. I'm really interested in doing some comedy. I would do you. I'm another reference to literally, I didn't even remember from my university yesterday about eight seconds.

A girl who was in our class from Benella. Mac Baron. Mac Baron. Cat Mac Baron. I even fucked it up. I even fucked up the reference that no one would understand but me Yes, what do you want Katmik Baron? I'm just interested in in becoming a part of your comedy group. All right come on board

Hey, Ben, do you want to be in a comedy group too? I'm Ben Russell. Yes. I know. I know Yes, I will become but only for a little bit and then I've got to pop off to the shops. What for what? I've got to get some... Where are we, where are you transforming us? Well, back to the present day. That's the story of our Bruton let's ask Well, but guys I'm not here Don't you see the twisties I'm not here now. It's like um, oh, what was that time travel?

I'm one way wakes up and he's Hitler Yeah, wait up and he's like I'm Hitler. Are you Hitler? What's that? Oh, how are you Hitler? There's the every it's all of them. Sorry the guy wakes up. Why light zone? No, it's just all of them all the stories all of the stories You wake up at the end these Hitler. I'm nearly you mentioned it. Yeah I'm reading spot the other day and I checked under the rug and it was just spot waking up realizing it was Hitler Hitler's in the Hitler. Thanks for coming to our fucking dark series.

Yeah, yeah. Well, all stories are pretty dark. It's pretty full on. I love spot. You being Hitler. I'm not Hitler. You said you were Hitler. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're Hitler. Don't just call. Oh shit. I'm getting this luck. Don't you see?

It's still 2008. It was all a dream. Buh-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu- Not in your old bald kid. Well, this sucks. Do you go bald on your dick? That's a very good question. I'm just asking if you're not you. Does one just bother me? Just the collective you. Sorry, sorry. What?

What? I, okay, there's no need to get amped up here. I was just asking in general. Do you, to me? No, not to you it wasn't directed to any bald people in the room I wasn't even talking about bald people I'm not getting paid for this yes and some way this is good fucking PR for you man it's good be fucking happy I was just walking my dog you guys took me in you said don't

want to be a part of it then get out You can go fucking try and make it big on your own, OK? Yeah. I see how far you're getting this too bit down. I was just, I just wanted to walk my dog. That's literally how much do you want for the bot cow? I don't, I mean, what about a mill? I was thinking maybe like one or two clams. Hey, is your dog?

My dog is De-sexed so that's without sex. I don't think you can remove sex from someone. I'll tell that to my vet Great if you could beat okay if you could be I'm gonna Rufo That okay, he's on the phone. Hello. Yes, is this Ben Russell's vet? Oh, yes, it is. Oh hello Ben Russell's vet, okay. He's on the phone. Hello. Yes, is this Ben Russell's vet? Yes, it is. Oh hello Ben Russell's vet So let me just say that it's always great to have friends of Ben cool Gotting his dog. What are you doing right now at the vet right now?

I'm just doing a little bit of weaving What are you weaving? Spells. Oh wow. What are you conjuring the black art so? Oh no nothing so crazy we're just doing a little bit of incantations just some just basic spells you know just making things and making the the the lights turn off and on Ben Ben, where did you want all this goats come? Sorry my name's not Ben. I'm Ben's vet What's your name? Wow, okay? You I know your Ben's vet then what what is your name tags say Ben?

Because it says it's a flip. Oh, it's a flip. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry look. I'm just a delivery man I know I know you are a delivery man. What are you trying why are you looking at me like I just look? That's what I do. I just look around look but don't touch okay, no you can touch. I won't okay So I'm just gonna go sorry. I'm just He just you hear that the delivery man just hung himself. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm not the- No, I just broke my neck.

Oh, no. So you have a question? Yeah, I've got a couple of questions. These questions, three. Question number one. Yes. What's your favourite animal to have vetted? I've vetted a lot of animals and let me just tell you that

not a lot, make the cut. What do you mean? What do you put them? Well, we just say this one isn't good enough. And then do you send them to another vet or do you off them? Other people might go and take it to another vet but you just say we vet our pets very farively and if your pets are vetted then I'm afraid we can't really discuss this anymore. Zach's enjoying this interview like a good pizza pie. Tell me more

Ben's vet please. Do you ever get, I have two more questions, like a monkey's pour, I have two more. Option you do, yes. Benzvet a question. Yes, I'm open for all questions. It is either of you have a question for Benzvet. No, I'm happy just to listen. Is this on speaker phone? Yeah, you're on speaker phone.

Oh, that's why I can hear you all perfectly. Benzvet, you've been vetting for what? Yeah, that's why I can hear you all perfectly. Ben's vet. You've been vetting for what? 30, 40 years? I've vetted for 30 or 40 years. That's correct. In all your time vetting, who's the most famous person's pet you've vetted?

This is one question, by the way. This is not two. Yeah, because I knew that as I've done my research. So the 30, 40 years wasn't a... wasn't a quote it was rhetorical probably the most famous pet that I've ever had no no no way what a leasing of pill jam that's correct that's amazing as that he better's pet came why he's pet right I thought you said you've vetted Eddie Vetter himself. I've vetted Eddie Vetter's pet.

And did he ever write a song about it? He did. Can you, can you give me a little of it? Oh, I can't sing and forge. Mark, maybe. I had my vocal cords removed. And put into an animal. How are you speaking?

How are you speaking, Ben's Vetter? Through an intricate series of blinking my eyes. Oh, I know, you're blinking a lot. Yeah, just blink. And then I just talk through. Do you have locked-in syndrome? Yes. So it's like butterfly.

Diving bell in the butterfly. Well, that's such a powerful... How do you treat horses with that? We have a very complex Communication system setter. So powerful. Did you have a stroke? Yeah, right. Oh, that's I was just wondering if that's how you became locked in. No, no, no, no, what. Let the syndrome is when your brain has had a bit of a spill and you can't move any of your... Brain spill. You can't move.

You can't move. You can't move any of your body parts and you can't speak, but your mind is completely active like normal. So it's called locked in syndrome and what happened was Ben's vet was going for a drive with his son. He had a stroke and then became locked in for years and then learnt to communicate just by winking his eye And the first thing he winked to when they figured out this form of communication the first thing he winked to his nurse was Please kill me Yeah, right Oh, no, it's me. We can't Hello, it's me, but me Oh, no, you're doing back

I told you never come back here again I just heard a cabela of boys wanted an explanation as the author locked in syndrome world Yeah, we did. I was showing my best to explain it But I don't have all the answers Okay, here I go A medical condition. Use your lead lighting to offer a stroke

that damages patterns of rhinestam in which is your body and most of the facial muscles are paralyzed, but unconscious remains and the ability to be in a rammer. Wow. Okay, let's see our boys. So we even a idiot. Wow. Wow. OK, yeah, let's see our boys. So it's your valedict.

Bye, man. Thanks for my see ya. Bye. So is that what you ex, what you ex, he knows so much. And he's designed Magnum's. Yeah, he has. I know. What was his Magnum?

He did a range of Magnum. It was a chocolate. Yeah, it was a chocolate toffee. A little chocolate toffee. You have a chocolate toffee? He's a Ben's veteran, you Ben. I'm Ben right now. I've never had it before. I've never had the chocolate toffee. Chocolate toffee. You have a chocolate toffee? He's a Ben's vetter, you Ben. I'm Ben Ryan. I've never had it before.

I've never had the chocolate toffee man. We've hung up, we've hung up. He's just hung up on that. Can we feed him now? And that's how Broden met Zach. Hello. That was a fun thing. And can I just say, as Kat McBarran,

I'm so glad that he never joined that crew. I know, I know. I'm really glad that I've been cat- Oh! Oh no, we've got a- Ben, do you want to take this call? Sure, I guess so. Great.

You have to say hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. it you fucking idiot. Hello. Hello. Hello This is a catch Stuart The one of the founding members of red stitch theater company in Melbourne and star of season one of under Billy Oh really? I'm in offspring. Oh wow. What are you in offspring? What am I in offspring? Yeah, what are all offspring? Ring ring ring. Oh two phones. Hello. Hello. I just was I wanted to join in are all offspring? Ring ring ring.

Oh two phones. Hello. Hello, I just wanted to join in on the call. It's me, it's Tim Potter. Hello Tim. Who are you? I'm also part of the Red Stitch Theatre Ensemble. Ah, so you colleagues?

Yes, I'm a prolific actor. I've been in many a short film. Oh, what a couple of years ago. I won a Trump Fest with my film, Lemonade. Ring ring ring ring. Oh well, congratulations. It's nice to Fest with my film, Lemonade. Ring Ring Ring Ring. I was just walking my dog. What's the, hello? Who's this laughy boy?

Unfortunately guys, I'm not part of Red Stitch. It's me, it's a fantastic Australian actress Kate Blanche. Oh! Katy Blanche. Can I, Kat too, was all at once. So we've got cat, Tim and Kate. Tim Blanche is great at cat blanche. Can I say, I'm cats to it.

Yep. I liked fucking that movie you were in so much about you being having the hots for the young girl. Rooney man, that was fucking sick. Yeah, that was fucking sick Yeah, that was fucking sick Yeah, yeah Were there any was it hard to do some of those scenes and not get a boner? I got such a boner

I got such a boner and I was like Oh Rooney, you got a lot, I'm sorry But you're such a babe And you're married to one of the artistic director of Sydney Theatre Company And you're up to it Yeah and artistic director of Sydney Theatre Company, Andrew. Yeah, and he said, you know, he said to me, I was like, leaving and he was like, dude, Kate, if you get a boner when you're doing one of them fuck seeds with Rooney, that's so cool. Yeah.

Because I get a boner too and I'm like, yeah, probably will. Hey, you're in fucking the legend of Benjamin Button. Yeah, the tale. The tale of the tale of... Yes, why? I had a phone at the whole time. The tale. The tale of the tale of the... Yes, what? I had a phone at the whole time. The whole time? The red kid.

Yeah, because he's going... He's sexy even as an old... Fincher, I love telling. Kate. He's sexy even as a little baby. What, baby? As an actor, Tim Potter. As an actor, I'm Tim Potter.

And I'm tape playing tape, and I've currently got a bonus. And I won a top-fist. And I won a top-f a top best yeah I won a one-tropfest couple years ago my great short film lemonade yeah and I was just wondering as an actor any advice because I've found when I get a hard hard one a bone yeah quite often when I'm performing on the set when I'm walking the boards at Red Stitch it's a little stage great stage often old crack-a fat, which was part of the inspiration for my top-fest winning film Lemonade.

I'll crack a fat. How do, for me, it's quite distracting, because me, I just need to jack it. I want to jack it straight away. When I think of you. Because it's cold. So I need to put a jacket on. And then also I'll wake up.

I'm going to ring Tim, see how he's Give him a heads up. Yeah, we know him. He wouldn't listen to this. He's far too busy And if he's listening he's in the room right now, I'm Tim Potter And what I want should I just say I should probably ring Kate playing chair. Yeah, she does Give her a touch B Oh yeah, she does look like she's just touched B. Touch B. We're going to try and talk to catch Stuart about it. Unfortunately, every time around, she gets a boner, every time I'm around there,

and which is pretty distracting. Yeah, it is. Anyway, you had a question. I'm quite surprised about boners, Tim Potter. So you had a question. I just wanted to know Kate Blanchett. When you get a boner in the scene, do you use it or do you abuse it?

Now, here's a thing, Tim Potter. I've been acting for 43 years. Yeah, long time. Long time. You were on one of the hey haze on red faces. I was on red faces. You were on red faces. It's actually a true fact. I was on Pratt Press.

You were on Pratt Press. The number of years ago with the ill-whip plotter. Oh, right, Tim Potter. The ill-whip film, Lemonade. I was in Prisna. You were in the match. You were in the, Lemonade. I was in Prizna. Your own smash? Everything is... I had a boner the entire time.

I don't know, your own smash. Your own smash? I've got it... Yes, she was a character. The main character... You were my own smash. She called that. I was like the part of Ellen Alva.

He was my own smash. But remember the... You were my own smash. It's my own smash. It's all my smash. I won over. He was mashed. But remember the side of the game, you mashed. It's all mashed. Sorry, sorry. Go on. You were just cast as mashed. I'm trying to talk about my craft, Tia.

Sorry, sorry. We're just revisiting the days of mashed. And I'm mashed. I'm trying to have a conversation with you About my craft. Sorry. I've got a clip of you in mash here. Oh, okay We can play the clip but then I'd really like to focus on my humanitarian Roll the clip mash puller hands got us ruined but the nurses are got a boner God damn it match. We all know that I love mash, okay, this is great, but can I please talk about this is a very funny skit guys, but can I please talk about my humanitarian? Sorry, Dame Payton. Sorry Dame Payton.

Shit. Go. You a Dame. Yes. I'll tell you what, Dame's ever seen some guy and he's like, he's always like, he's like, you're very fair, it's probably because some Dame's got a pin. Yeah, bloody hell sorry Kate yeah sorry cat can I just say your work in offspring a lot of people don't know I watch offspring but your work in offspring it gave me such a boner thank you what were you an offspring what were you I was the sister I am the sister it's just got a sister of Ash're the sister of Ashoketty. Oh, Ashoketty, you saw you were Ashoketty?

Yeah, I am both people. I'm Ashoketty and Kat Stewart. It's phenomenal actress. I am, what would you call a person who is two people? A national treasure. Yeah, I'm a national treasure. I am the film, I'm also the film national treasure with Nicholas Cajun.

One and two? Yeah, I'm four things. I'm Kat Stewart. I'm Ashoketty. I'm a, a films one and two of the'm four things I'm cats to it I'm Ashoketti I'm films one and two of them of national treasure that's amazing yeah and what's your fourth thing no I think of it as part one and part two oh yeah sure yeah okay and fourth thing is a floppy dildo no hey can we beat out? Thanks. Yeah. What's your questions for me?

Your questions three to cross this merry bridge. I still haven't got another question, BTW. Sorry, the vet's here. The vet's still here. Hey, you called back. Yes, I was on the line. Who would you say? I think it's like a vampire. Who would you say? I'm like a Ben Foss. Who would you say your favorite actress?

Ben's bet. Blah. He's like Vincent Price. Oh, for the sun has said, and Ben's bet has turned into a vampire. A Buddha lamp still locked. It was lucky for us, really. A vampire who's got locked in, syndrome. That's a great movie.

What's some of the struggles of a vampire who's got locked in? Oh, you know, he left out in the sun. Man. That's your thoughts on the... You guys see, I want to be able to call out to let people know when they're just we got in about it. Yes, sometimes people try and feed me food. Yes.

I can't eat food, I need blood. Yes. You're just going to wink at them and let them know. No, and that's when I give them a little little Child You give them the Series Series child on baby. Yes, how do you give it to the

Good, I've got a small Monkey who's a trained just to give boxes. However, the monkey also has locked in syndrome. So the monkey has learnt to weak and communicate with a smaller monkey who gives it at the day days. Two monkey system. They're all two monkeys. Who gives out the day? Yes. Two monkey system. Oh, the old two monkey system.

The two monkey system. Why don't you put it up? It sounds like you're describing our bloody political system. Oh, you know what I'm saying? That's what it's all about. Political set, I can't imagine. It's political set, I, with Ben Russell time. There you go.

I'm really surprised that Tom hasn't given us a time yet. Yeah. Yeah. Soon. Anyway, I've come here to talk to you about a East West link, you know. Okay. It's going to build jobs. It's going to make problems.

Yes. Yes. Here's the thing. You guys don't know that Antidona could get political, but we can. We can. And we've got, uh, with us in the studio, uh, Mike Bed, who is the, uh, premieres Sydney, and, uh, all right, so Mike Bed, he's got one of the biggest stifies I've ever seen. Well, that's because I'm a big bear. Roar.

Is he a big bear? Or is that just wonderful starlet, K-Blanches? I hate the way he does. Don't you see? I'm the greatest actress of all time. Yeah, have an Oscar. Thank you. Have Oscar-Best stories is left-legged.

Thank you so much. I'm off to do a Woody Allen movie by, guys. OK, I just so you know, Woody Allen has been known from some of the things I've been reading lately to make spectacular films. I know, and I'm going to be in one of them. Good, good work, but I should warn you that apparently in his past past he loves long takes

Woody Allen has been known to take I'm at the interactriest traditionally so it's gonna be a okay there's one other thing that you should be a hero in cases of him oh using black and white that's right that's okay I have a striking beauty that surpasses color he yeah he's That's okay, I have a striking beauty that surpasses colour. He f***ing loves the tattoo colour. Oh no.

Yes? Sorry I missed the last part. Yeah great, that's all. See you by Thomas. Tom, if you could beep long takes there, just because I'm not sure how accurate that is, none of us have worked with with the other. We don't know for sure that he loves long takes and that was the phrasing and he uses them much like we know but we don't know that he loves long takes. Ben's vet slash Dracula. Yes Is it is it better to

Dance the dance of life or to stick to it and and Bruton now you're really speaking my language What language is that? Winks. Alright, thanks for coming Ben. Thanks for coming Ben. Are you pitch plug something? Yeah, pitch plug something. No.

Okay. Well you may be plug out a plug because I don't believe in it. Plug out, plug out to it. Over it. Seven people listen to this. Yeah, plug out to her. Guys, check out Aunty Donna. The boys are back in town.

Don't be a cop. Where are we playing? Tell them where we're playing. You're playing. You're playing Wolin Gatha. You're playing Sweet Beach. You're playing. That's right.

We need days. We need times. Sweet Beach, 21st of May. Wolin Gatha, 16. Wol we'll get the 16 sold out. We'll get a fuck off. I think you're adding an extra show so keep your eyes peeled. Put your feet on the pavement and let your voice be heard. And where can you get the tickets, Ben?

Get the tickets. Uh, my, I do a great deal. Uh, for any one of you guys coming down, you bring little chocolate, I'll see what I can do. Little chocolate, and of course, little chocolate. A little chocolate, yeah, what I can do. Chocolate and of course little chocolate. Little chocolate yeah it's a little chicken made out of chocolate. Yeah so you can crack the chocolate.

Good night Australia. I just want to thank our sponsors Hubba Bubba Soda, the pink soft drink manufactured from the Riggly Company. Thanks again. A Taliban. And the Taliban. soda, the pink soft drink manufactured from the Riggly Company. Thanks again, Alba. And the Taliban. Narcissus snake den from Manitoba, Interleks. If you're there, keep snakes. Keep snakes.

I ain't going to be a snake. And a quick happy birthday too. Roger Blum. Yeah, just want to do a shout out as well for anyone out there drinking chocky milk. Chockies. I just take a minute to do a big plug for Cadbury and their chockies. Can I do that? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Go for it. All right, yeah, go. Go. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yeah, yeah. Go for it. Yeah, go. Hey, yeah, your folks, if you love a chockie, are you doing it now? Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry. I've gone whenever you're ready. Are you saying it to us? Yeah. Or to the viewership. Can we beep Cadbury? Is that okay? Yeah, I think Cadbury is important. Also, if we've said like... beep that too. I can't remember if you can. Can you also beep in

imagine if you missed it? Yeah, imagine if you let us using the word the verb. Also, no one's Greek here, right? Now wait for the kind of yeah, okay cool. All right noise. What's fine? No nothing Can you beat the word Greek? Thanks Why did you say that what do you mean? Why did you want to know for a Greek? I just like to check in with my Greeks Why did you want to know for a great? I'd just like to check in with my greets. Good night Australia.

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