Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 30 Feat. DEMI LARDNER

Episode Date: February 8, 2017

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A list-naf production. I've started life as an orphan, child of the streets. Here I'm stuck in a broken tent. He took me in, gave me shelter, job, but to the brim. We have a starting point. I'm a Creole born-up prince, you. My name is Bernstein. I'm with NBC. I've come down here to convince you to do a weekly TV show for me See more cruel ones gardening tips as a first show ever did my lap

Now on Sundays and four you'll make a mill and Make a mill Pray I'll get out of here. There's somebody please say I'll get out of here. Not to this. Someone give me my shot or I'll ride here down town. I don't know. I don't know the lyrics. It was made as like a, one of the big movie studios. Yeah, I'm just explaining this.

When I was younger, just a bad little kid. So there was like a studio. My mom and no one was going to Like you are the story bandwagon. Jack and equals someone's name. That's your pop is with a BB gun. What is your pop is with a BB gun? Right, your old man. I boys and guffies and when I was young.

I learned a bit about it. He can't express his head. That's when my mama said, what did she say? She said my boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay She'll be a dentist You have a talent for causing things pain And so on

Wow, that was a great two weeks of singing That was my first two weeks of singing. That was my first show as well. But more pop than you play. I am an eaten. I was like, I would love to just be in the show. I'd love to get into the show. That was my big thing.

And then I looked at the cast list and I was burnt. And I got, oh, that's awesome. That was great. You know what, my school did. Well, we look back at it. I was just like, oh, wow, you'd not only had to do that. Because with musicals, you'res, there's very strict rules on like changing lines and changing songs.

You have to do it. Because it's a precious industry full of fuckheads. It really, it really, really is. And like they have like people that go and see high school shows to make sure people aren't fucking with them. Because you can get fined, you can get fined big money. Oh, three billion dollars. Yeah, you can get friend fine.

Oh, Mr. Schiffyles. Yeah. Anyone who's out there look up, there's like someone did like a parody pilot for the nanny, but it's about a male nanny nanny and it's set in L.A. That's real fucked. Anyway, try and find that. Anyway, so my school just, they put my teacher word to me, oh you wanna be in it?

Right, right, a scene for it, right? And so we went and watched the movie and you know the Bill Murray scene. We just wrote a scene based on that and then cast me in it, say in the middle of this show. There's a scene that some kids wrote based on a scene that sort of exists. That's not a loud to be in there

Well, that's great. We've got a gotten in a lot of trouble for that That was the part that I played good for them. Yeah, it was real fun. That's school. Me kill at Catholic region You know, it's not about sometimes schools. They get a little bit the directors They get a little bit caught up in the quality of the show. They forget that it's a learning experience Grease at a girl school once with Tom H. Lee. Nice. Anyone else? Boy did we have fun.

And here's the thing, here's the thing, almost 40 boys. They're in their chain rooms, just with other boys, you know, slap on each other's bumps. You get to be dancing, singing with beautiful girls. Who's the more gay one, really? Sorry, just to be clear. Oh my god. Just to be clear that that was... We should do T-shirts as a podcast.

It's like just to be clear or just for clarification. Just for clarification. I'm afraid of... Did you get caught gay a lot when you're in high school? No. Never. Oh, I did. Never.

No one in the literally belly thought, oh, that's wrong, I'm gonna call him gay. No one ever thought a question there. They just used to call you Lawrence Olivier. And he used to be like, that kid he's going places. So it's not Hollywood. We're doing Greece. And that was so stringent.

And on the right, they were like, let's do it to the right. So the original Greecease musical doesn't have you better shape up with that song. Oh, right. Do do do. It wasn't in the original show because the original song was a bit shit,

but we did it. And it was just like a more short up, a hum shoobie doa, a hum shoobie doa. And I just wanted to mention that, fuck you Ivan Hogue, girls grammar. You guys, everyone knows how our podcast work. You've ever seen, listen to all that podcast. We go through the news of the day. We open up the newspaper and we'll make a joke out of every article. That's the structure. It's been the structure since the start.

So we've got the daily mail. And we've got the daily Demi Ladna. Oh, yeah, so of course. So we've just been singing with Demi for the last week. The two weeks, yeah. Two weeks. We did stop to do another podcast, but otherwise it's just been... I didn't stop singing. No, she was singing. You can actually, if you listen very hard to last week's podcast, you can hear Demi singing

in the background. Yeah, all right, yeah. Let's begin. Page one, Daily Mail. We've got an article here about a Here we go. Yep. I Just read the words working through things in my head and then crossing them out No, not that no not that a government a government politician has

stood down And their name? Just read the paper. Okay, Johnny come face. Johnny come face is stand down from his role. Johnny come face instead of bloody standing down, what are you? Have a go at standing up. Well, I think that was the problem. I think that what was...

I thought... Oh! I know, I think that was the problem. I think that what was And I said Let me do understand Do you understand my share? Well, here's the thing for me is if he was standing up or erect Maybe that's why his Johnny come face is because he's so erect that every time he's doing it come It's landing on his face. It's pronounced Johnny cum fast. Oh This is last know how cum fassay All right, and I can't we can't we look at can't we look at cum fasses policies?

Rather than his name we don't resort to that sort of cheap humor. Yeah, go to the anti-donna podcast if you want to hear jokes like that. You're listening to the daily grind. A. My name is Broden Kelly. I like to stick gold bullion down to Yerifro. That's true. Yeah, he's a, it's gross. He doesn't under the table every time. That's why we don't film the podcast.

We were talking about filming the podcast for a little bit Oh wow, wow fuck you demilitario tension here at the daily grind Let's just move on to the just hang on. No, we should I'm broken. I'm really sorry. I get a word in fuck you go on Wow, I'm Well, you're a liver liver. I'm live Tyler Wow He's live Tyler's liver. From Arizona. Oh, fuck no.

Lived Tyler's liver. No, Lived Tyler's liver. No, Lived Tyler's liver. What is it? Steve Tyler. Steve Tyler. Is that, oh, you see the old, Steve Tyler is Lived Tyler's dad.

Lived Tyler from Lord of the Rings, Fallisher of the Ring, Lord of the Rings, Two Towers, and Lord of the Rings, Rich and the Pogadon. Well, she, well, it wouldn't, no, it wouldn, Lord of the Rings, two hours, and Lord of the Rings, and the rest of the team. Yes, she's in our together. No, not much. She was married to Hulk. In the whole.

The incredible Hulk. The incredible Hulk. Yes, she's in that. Yeah. Oh man, I'll watch the incredible Hulk not that long ago. The other Ed would noten. Oh boy. Shrek's dad.

Yeah, Shrek's dad. Oh boy, what a stinker. Shrek. That's a stinky film. The Hulk, Shrek's dad. Who's Shrek's dead? Incredible Hulk. Shrek. Is it Shrek's dead?

Is it me? Wow. Is it me? Shrek. Shrek. Shrek. Who did he fuck? Huh?

Who did Hulk fuck? Shrek's mom. Yeah, but who's that? Lift timer. Oh. Shrek. Lift timer. That's why he's great. Shrek's. That would Drake. I live time. That's why he's great.

Drake. That would make sense. Drake. Drake. Drake. Drake. Drake. Drake.

This isn't Drake. This isn't entertainment. Drake. I feel bad, because I feel like people like it when I'm on this podcast and I'm doing such a bad show. No, you're you're you haven't had the last couple of podcasts. We're losing our mind. Guys, I broke the table. Oh no, the table was. No, you didn't break the table. You just ripped the microphone stand off the table.

Oh shit. No, no, no. I promise you it was like that before. Shrek. No, no, no, no, I promise you it was like that before shrek What's your favorite shrek film out of one two three four? Check yourself before you shrek yourself number five the short there's a short film Check yourself before you shrek yourself, which is where what happens is people start People start shitting at shrecks and so it's just all about people shaking their hands before you shred yourself. That's what they refer to it as in film. This is Green Dog. I'm an angry dog and I'm here to say back, back, back, back, back, back, back, get off my lawn. And you did a podcast with Paul F. Tomkins from Dunham, but it was it like this.

It was very similar for my end. Whereas good is him here. Yeah. I think he's so good. All right, great. It was better. Trick. Can we get arek on a podcast?

Can we make that happen? I'm really self-conscious about that. I want to do it. No, you're just right. Hey guys, it's Shrek. Shrek, it's Shrek. Oh, I knew to. Oh, Shrek.

Oh, Jesus. It's me back, Maya Shrek. I'm Titsmeet Tonki. I am played by a Timofi. No, sir. You know, I'm Shrek! I'm Titsmeet Tonky. I am played by Eti Murphy. No sir, you know I'm Shrek. Manage me for your fuck-quart. I'm played by John Lysger and I'm very sure. Tonky, I want to go on an adventure with you and fuck this dragon.

I'm like an onion. FENCHO IS YOUR UNFUCKSY STRAGON I'M LAKENED IN YEEEEEEEN I'M ROADFUCK QUOTE AND I LOVE RIDING HOURSHERS Welcome to Inside the Actors Studio NO! Today we've got the cast of one of the my successful film series since... God Favourite was THREE! Godfather

Now students, writers, actors, you are going to be in the presence of the cast of Shrek. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Shrek. No! I am essentially an alien who's down on Earth, and I'm a teenager in the Northland border. Yes, okay, we'll get to that. You want fuck one? Enough doing Shrek because it gave me the opportunity to do mid-day vultures. And we'll get to that now, the time for my famous questionnaire. Someone called an assistant to send Kanoff its time.

Hey, nice people. Shrek? I bet be a greener. Shrek, my first question to you. What is your favorite curse word? It can't be my favorite curse word. It's called Get Out of My Swirmed. Where? Get out of my Swirp. I'm a group. It's Shrek. Donkey. Donkey is a cruel, a peaceful. Hmm Get an advanced word! I beg your pardon! Donkey, Donkey is a cruel bishop! Yes, I just asked a question, I would love to answer it!

What is your... What is your... What is your favourite? What sound or noise do you hate? Oh, I hate the sound when you get a... Pinted this single from pink! Do you remember this single from pink. Do you remember this single miss understood?

Yeah. She had this song hiccups on there. I had the sound of when you slipped the CD cover out of the plastic CD case. On James Liffton. That's the one. James Liffton. Liffton, Liffton, Liffton.

Oh, no, Liffton. Oh, Liffton. I almost got, even lift him. James, lift and lift. I was going, I had you do, I'm sure. Now my next question is for John Lithgow. Oh, no. John Lithgow, if hevening suits. I've been in Dexter.

Heven. If hevenor. I'm in Heven. I'm the husband. And if I've been stripped, you'll listen to the rap scarily. If heaven I'm in heaven You need to rap scary I did my friend threat please it's my question Hell exists what would you like to hit God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I love to think I was saying daddy daycare but I didn't come back to do daddy daycare because it wasn't enough of a franchise.

Oh, I dressed up as a big broccoli. I love to play the harmonica with my teeth. So what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pirligate? I like him to say John I love you in third rock from the sun. It's my favorite sitcom. Right, okay. Can I just, yes please ask you question, I'm sure. I'm a big, grumpy green, oh god, get off my screen. I wish I knew more about John Lissker, so I could make this funny. Well, I am clearly there a lot about Shrek and Mick Mayes, and I like this character, man.

All I know is that he was in Dexter and Therough from the end. And Therough, into performance that he's doing. He's an phenomenal actor. What profession? A professional. What profession? Are you really going to make fun of him when we are doing this bit? Is his voice the silly things that's happening?

Is that what you're doing? John Lysko. Go break a table, you stupid donkey. What? Get out of here, you filthy donkey! I'm a god, no, not swoop! I'm sorry, but you are, but a stupid quarter pet. What profession trick, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Eh, and tell you what! See, I wasn't levied up, beautiful princess, but she was in my swamp with a ducky. And then she did some matrix beauty for so family. And then, out of the distance, came John Kayle's voice, singing is a beautiful song, Alilouya. I asked her to join together in my swamp in a rendition of Alan Looeya by John Kay. But what other profession?

John Kay, I would be a songwriter from the Fairford Underground that reinvents, later reinvents, our song, Bay, Let It Cone, which is then covered by at least a bad the trunks. What a lot. That would be me. Chef Buckley. What a lot. John Kayle for me. What a lot about Shrrrrggg.

What does that girl friend have to be but ugly so that you could fuck her? It's about your debut. I'm from Scotland. Get it? Get into my swim anyway. Where is the world? I'm the secret kid. Where is the world? How lucky are we? But you're dead all like hair fairies and deer. Well, I want to...

After students listen, use your ear students. You are hearing a great performance. I feel that we get that to my swim! Majorly! Tom, I feel like we should make a new range of merch. Let's T-shirts. It says the Anti-Done and Podcast. And on the back, this is not entertainment.

I feel like that should be the new catchphrase. Donkey. I'm a podcast. Donkey. What turns you on? I feel like that should be the new catchphrase. Donkey. What turns you on? It turns me on. Donkey, what turns you on? But turns me on is when a pure, to full woman walks into the room and takes all of her curves with her. So she wants to move, then?

What could? Takes a semi-off walks into the room and brings the curves and afterwards in some sort of hashings. Yeah, so by dripping with zifesora. Very good donkey, you truly are an ass. I'm getting a bit swip. No one's in your swamp shred. I'm still donkey.

Now, John Lithgow. No one's in your swamps shreds. I'm still donkey. Now, John Lithgow. Oh, that's you! I thought I was trying to... You've got to answer the next question! I was trying to move on, but... Yeeeerrrr! What turns you off?

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Show your shoes what you're playing. I love to... I'd love if you could sing for us. She's a bit of smash mouth. Well it's me, the gingerbread boy. Well, just kidding, so that's... Don't kiss the little, the little rap scarlion. Hey, I'm a little homophobic rap scarlion. I'll give you a hint. The first words are somebody once told me.

Okay. Somebody once told me that I'm a believer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no Hallelujah Are you afraid to scare, or die, or die, or die, or die, or die, or die, or die, or die? Who let's sit talks out? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, characters and it was unsuccessful. Bring gingerbread men, man. Gingerbread men. Dendobeng, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You listen to Debbie's offer and you thought your challenge was to do a good impression of the character But what you have to understand is if I try to do a good impression of the character It'll be about on par with your

I've always known this when you guys guess who this is hey, oh, how you doing? Danny's who go yes, and actually was oh my god Welcome to Danny down the podcast where we go through all your Disney favorites So today we will be singing our rendition of Azerbaijania and which is at the start of the Yeah, yeah, alzebenia in the dance. Yeah, alzebenia is my favorite game. What is your subignia? I say alzebenia. It's your subignia. And remember the phrase we have on the Disney podcast.

If you don't like Disney, then you can fuck off and die. Let it go. Let it go. If you've got bowel problems, just let it go. Let it go. I always go to brown. We try, if you disney, that you are with Disney. That's what we like to say.

The auntie's on a Disney, you know, if you've got, if you've got gizz on your knee. Yes. Yeah. You're gonna have a little bloody. I refuse to go any further. You're fair enough, right? I respect you.

I respect you. I have your little knee, baby. It's free country free speed you can say that. It's free speed. Oh, I'm a ladset. I'm running around the town. These minor chasing me. They've got swords. Hey, come in the harrow. The women don't like me. Didn't understand that joke till now. Mulan, I'm a female author. I mean, warrior. I'm sure she's written a book.

I'm a woman. Why did I say author? Now I'm self-conscious, go pro, and so forgotten you off. No, I'm a prince of Egypt. I'm a prince of Egypt. The prince of the prince. The prince of Egypt. Prince see Prince of Egypt Hercules on a big strong boy and I love to and

Danny DeVito is a fucking he's got the legs of a horse He's got the legs of a horse, he's got the legs of a horse! What they draw him like Danny DeFito, he kinda looks like Danny DeFito, isn't that a bit weird? How to train your dragon. Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop! Stop the podcast! That is a Blue Sky Studios film. No, I'm pretty sure it's Disney. No, that is a Blue Sky Studios film. No, I'm pretty sure it's Disney. No, that is a Blue Sky Studios film.

I'll go again. Fine. Puss in, boots, salt, pussy in, boots. Stop, stop, stop the podcast. Have I, what have I done now? No. No. That's wrong.

That is a Sony Animations feature film. Edge, edge, entity, edge. Oh, no, the turkey. Feature Phil and Entity and She's doing the song from Finding Dory It's me The little collector reference to the little killer The reference turkey Liam? Liam was that your name? Yes, Liam!

Liam, Liam, you're just in time for me to read out my favorite Disney movies. Liam, Liam! Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, you're just in time for me to read out my favorite Disney movies. Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Pardon? I'm the... Debbie's Disney from the Turkey character. Because this is the thing, right? If you're going to be a guest on an anti-donna podcast, we want you to give everything. You've got to be a hinder in physical condition. You've got to be a hinder in physical condition. I've reached the furniture apart. Sweating through my nickers.

Girl sweating through our nickers, Debbie. Can we bring that turkey back right now? Can we have a little lift? Yeah, sure can we get it? Can we get dimly? Can we get a lift? This is too cute, too cute, too cute, too cute Sorry, I got a bottle of lift Sure, can we get it? Can we get them? Yeah, can we get a lift? To the end of the studio, the clinic. So we got a bottle of lift with them anyway. I took the turkey out. I took the reference turkey out last night.

That'd be great. And she went AWOL for a bit. And when I found her, she was in Brown alley getting her Brown wings. It's like blown door in and printed it white on the wall there they are. So now she's coming the last hole. Alright, so, uh, Turkey.

You lost! If anyone in Melbourne's gotten their brown wings and brown alleaks, just leave a comment. Oh, not sure. I don't know if Tim was coming. So brown alle is a little alley next to the colonial hotel. Oh, go ahead. Oh, it's a real place. Can I just... Oh, you're making in your window. No, we used to talk about getting here. Oh, it's a real place. Oh, you're making in your window. No, we used to talk about getting it. Oh, that's what I was too. Yeah, the world talking about it. No, when I was a horror, yeah, brown town. The sexual tension between you and Tom

is almost queerbaiting at this point. And if you don't fuck before the end of the podcast, as a queer woman, I'm going to feel very betrayed. Betrayal, angst, fighting, Shakespeare's greatest, who's a structure. Turkey, I'm gravy, gravy. I know I'm on a diet. Ships in a drink? No, chips on on a diet and just soda. True, soda, drink.

Because it's only like a $1. I just said I don't want the fucking sugar drink or the chips. You can switch it over for peas and water. Okay, great. Okay, the peas and water. The peas come, come and they come, come and in chips. No, see, she was the greatest. But I'm dating a semi-sadist.

So I got a black eye in my arms in a cat. What is your favourite Disney movie? What is Fem Dimmo? Fem? What is Fem Dimmo? My favourite. What I'm saying is... Wait, tell me if Fem Dimmo...

Oh, I see. This is some sort of... Just one name of one that I know. The joke I was making before is Brodom was saying DreamWorks films and I was saying other obscure animation studios. Yeah, that's what I was. That was the joke.

It's one of my back clear. Ah, sit back. The legend of the seven seas. Fuck you all. I was at the whole time trying to find. I couldn't remember the name for the film Delgo. Is anyone else set of Delgo? No. It would have been far too as you ever referenced.

It's a movie that a man started making on his home computer in 1999. He crowdfunded it. No plugs, thanks. No plugs. But he raised enough money to get an all-star cast in the early 2000s. So he got Freddie Prince Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Val Kilmer, and he got the biggest cast he could possibly get. And then it took another eight years to animate.

So he didn't release it until none of those people were that famous anymore. Oh! It was the biggest flop so all the biggest flops of all time. Can we just do one more plug if that's all right? And that's for Luke Crate, our sponsors. We want to, I'm going to keep trying not our sponsors. No, I'm just going to keep talking about Luke Crate until we get a sponsorship from Luke Crate whenever I remember.

Luke Crate is great. You can get Luke Crate. And if you say, Auntie Donna on the website, you can get 10 free Luke Crate for the rest of your life this week's Luke Crate is about what's what's some shit it's about what's some shit which is can I just should we play the testimonials for Lut Cruz yeah we are we're gonna the testimonials for all the people that love Lutkruz. Now, so this one is from Jeremy, he's 19.

No, no, you're in a red crane, and when it jamed my door, it was just fun as if my dad in a bone cow. Just for context as well, he's just playing this character on fire. Sorry. And now we're gonna go up. All right, Skins, coming off of my legs. So that's just one testimony. You'll just from one of a happy movie.

So be clear to everyone listening. Luke Wright doesn't give us money. Mark's just got into his head that if he plugs Luke Wright, they'll eventually start giving us money. It's time I remember I'm just gonna keep plugging it. This is why would I give us money if we're plugging him for free? Oh, Luke Wright's great.

Take this chance to say this podcast sponsored by the Melbourne Football Club. You go. Last time I got your delivery from Melbourne Football Club, it was just a walk of the soundtrack from a centuritude when they took all. And just for context, this character is on fire. Oh my legies, my leg is very hot. Oh my god. It's going to say I love Louvre. I have to have a lot of skin grafts after this. I just want to say thank you to our sponsors, the Aster Cinema, for all the free tickets

they give us. Thank you for the sponsorship. Aster Cinema. And the best place to go for Aster is fried and tasty on Ligon Straight the best fried chicken and Poutine the bread and likes to eat Man, I'm on a diet at the moment. Yeah, and I'm not eating shit at all I'm my birthday's next week and I'm going there last time I went to fried and tasty My sandwich was cold and one of the staff beat me around the head with a pillow.

Not through the lovely pillow. Just for reference. Just for reference, this character is eating two people who were on fire. So she's got a bit of a refus. A bit of an upwind. My tummy. We're also sponsored by Bellshot Chicken, which is weird that we've got two, it's weird that we've got two fried chicken sponsors, but that's my favourite. So, Bellshot Chicken also sponsors this.

He's also sponsored by McDonald's, my favourite place to go for lunch. Great, great burgers. Oh look guys, we want to thank Demi, Demi, Ladna so much. Or should I say Demi, Shardna? Because she loves that one. Shard. I want to thank Demi, Demi, Lardner so much. Or should I say Demi, Shadna? Because she loves Lardner. Shad. Actually, it's actually really, it's been a hard ride.

I can't go for my addiction, but it's good. You're addicted. You're addicted. You're addicted. You're addicted. Shadna. It's really, I'm at a place where I can laugh about you now. And I'm having a lot of joy about it.

Shadna. Yeah. It's really cool. where I can laugh about you now. And um, funny to laugh about you. I'm sad, I'm sad. Yeah! If you lose this book, I'll be friends with you. You're on Twitter after this and tell Demi how fucking funny she is, because she's worried she's not being funny. She's the funniest person in the world. Yeah, just let her know she's funny. Um, just give her good vibes on Twitter.

I don't know, thank you. Thank you. I said, are you in Twitter? Yeah. Last time you went on Twitter. You did get started sleeping out of my computer when I woke up. I was in Twitter when? That is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

You were on a computer and started to see stuff and then you woke up and you were in T1. That's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah, it's very good. It's very, very good. Just to everyone, it's all the stone fruit enthusiasts out there. I am hearing you. I'm working behind the scenes around the clock.

We are going to get the stone fruit podcast up. It just might take some time. There's politics involved. And breakfast go, people can fuck off. No, no, they can't. You keep... Sam's not here to represent him, sir. You keep quiet, the good fight.

I'll do a stone past code fruit pot with you. To kind of do that? Alright, let's do it. This is the dry, dry conversation. Yes. Yes. That's what I want to do. Great fantastic.

Thanks everybody. Good night Australia. Good night, Elf Bell. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna Podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip-episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!