Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Future City and The Wannabes: A Jukebox Musical - Get ready to Zigazig Ah Away From Freedom! see Michelle on tour michellebrasier.com/tour auntydonna.com/shows auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com...Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get a legends and welcome to another RIP episode of the Anti-Donna podcast. This week Michelle Brazier is back on the pod for a very special Duke box musical episode. If you love Michelle as much as we do you should see her new show reform in Melbourne, Perth Sydney, Brisbane or Newcastle and probably lots of other places. Go to MichelleBrazier.com slash tour for tickets.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Welcome to the S Club, a night of the Baudenturea Waitue. For this is the craziest club in all of future city. Wow. Tonight you will party. You will have fun. Wow. With an S Club party. Is that Jay-Z?
Starting point is 00:00:56 Yes. This is the coolest bar I've ever been in my life. S Club. I'm gonna show you all. Well, the music amazing. Finally Friday night. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so glad we got out of that bunker. That was a terrible decision. The world is amazing. Did everybody bring their light cannons just in case the future police come? Of course I did.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Oh, like right. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Oh, they're here. They're here. They're here. Oh, he has in the hands.
Starting point is 00:01:56 He has in the hands. He has in the hands. What is the body of the hand? He's the future police here. Yeah. Oh, they're gone. It's all right. Lucky. gone, it's all right. Lucky.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Okay, my two beautiful brothers. How are we gonna get out of this one? This is crazy. We're in a crazy situation. I know. We need to finally use that bottle and call out the genie that we needed. Oh, we need to get that genie out of the bottle.
Starting point is 00:02:24 That's how we're gonna get away from the future police. The future S Club city in future, no, S Club in the future city. So we're in future city, S Club is a club that all the young people go to. Everyone's partying has been bad. But I know this. Why are you telling me? Come on, let's go to the bathroom, Jinjo and Donkey. Come on. Let's bring the bottle and rub it and then...
Starting point is 00:02:50 And then we'll get the wishes! But we have to do it in secret. Come to the bathroom! Where we can't hear the music! Oh yeah, come on, come on, come to the bathroom. Oh my god, the polaiser outside at the S club in future city where partying has been banned. I know. It's so sad. I love to party in the before times. And I'm just having such a good time being here at the S Club.
Starting point is 00:03:12 So we rub the bottle, because I think this song is from the perspective of the JD. Yeah. So let's rub the bottle. Let's rub the bottle. Oh! Come on, come on, now! Yeah! Oh my god! Come on, come on! Wow, but Jane is gonna sing!
Starting point is 00:03:38 I feel like, I don't know. For a century or only. For a century or only night. But it's a Sunday. Touring the East Me. That's how we'll release it! I'm a real person to you. I'm a real lonely night. I did cross out one to... To release me. That's how slow release you are. You're licking your lips. Oh, and kisses my way.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Oh, will you? I don't have to be that... It's okay, baby, baby, baby. Was that... Were you flirting with the... He's flirting with the gym? I'm sorry, don't, Ki. I can't help it.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I've been in a bunker for so long. That's a lot slap. My body's saying, let's go. Whoa. But my heart is saying no. Hi, Gigi. If you wanna be with me. I do.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Baby, there's a price to pay. I could pay it. I'm a ginny in the boat. I know, we got you out. You're gonna rub me the right way. I'm slap. If you wanna be with me. This is my brother donkey!
Starting point is 00:04:25 I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey!
Starting point is 00:04:33 I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey!
Starting point is 00:04:41 I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! I am donkey! Come, come, come on, let me out of the bottle so I can grant your wish Okay, but wait a second wait a second. Oh He's a moj and it's God what's the time? It's 7 a.m I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry Should we get something to eat maybe well? Maybe we could go to McDonald's I don't know if I like McDonald's
Starting point is 00:05:04 Maybe I don't know if I like McDonald's. I don't know if I like McDonald's. Maybe I could. Maybe I could grant you one of my three wishes, get you a big breakfast spread. I don't know how I'm always so weird. We are going to get away from it. We're going to go away from the beautiful reason. We're going to get released from parties. And we got a lot to do, but we can't do an empty stomach.
Starting point is 00:05:22 No. So why don't we, you say, we've got nothing in common. You want a wing? I don't know, no common ground to start from. I do have a dream song specifically for you. And we're falling apart because we're so hungry. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:05:43 You will say. What did you want? I know it's cum say. What's it you want? Well, there's combat between us. There's no combat between us. I know what I'm saying, Jannie, I'm all I've said come between us. Awesome, the future for me. Still, I know you just don't care about... Come on, Jannie.
Starting point is 00:05:57 What are you doing here, Bessie? Because I said what about breakfast and Tiffany? She said I think that's the film and as I recall, I think we both kind of liked it. And I said, that's one thing we got. Okay guys, because the Janie saw, when we came back in into it, it was more fun. Most delicious breakfast at Tiffany's I've ever had. We're having a little dinner at the Tiffany's. What?
Starting point is 00:06:30 You want a donut at Tiffany's? Yes, I have it. Well, you are so beautiful. I know. Now I can grant you one wish, one wish. I can. Oh, one wish could you grant us? Do we get one wish just because we get you a little donut?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah, what's your wish? I'm gonna get a savory pastry. Is that your wish? No, I think I want like a couple million dollars. Okay, and what's your wish? Or like will peace or like not to your wish? I wish animals. Oh my gosh, this is gonna say I'm silly,
Starting point is 00:07:02 but Janie, I wish for love. You wish for love? Well, I've got some bad news for you. Love will make you blue. What do you mean? Love will make you feel sad and blue. But I'll do it anyway. Sap.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Sap. You have love. But now, slap is so sad. I'm so sad now. Yeah. Well, everyone listen up. Here's a story about slap who lives in a blue world. And all day and all not and everything slap sees is like a blue like her inside and outside blue
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Starting point is 00:08:31 Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D?
Starting point is 00:08:39 Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Who is David D? Oh, Tiffany's is closing. Oh, I was already so sad. Do you know why it's closing? Because the future police is shutting it down.
Starting point is 00:08:48 The future police are shutting it down. They're working out. We're having breakfast parties at Tiffany's. They've shut down partying. They've shut down. No, shit. They've shut down the partying and they've shut down breakfast
Starting point is 00:09:00 and they've shut down Tiffany's. It's me, the future police. And this is the end of the first act. Listen up, kids, closing time. Breakfast and they've shut down Tiffany's it's me the future police and This is the end of the first out listen up kids closing time Oh Into the world we want a party in here Musical closing time turn off all the lights on every boy and ever Damn it! Have day, you future police!
Starting point is 00:09:29 Closing time! One last call for alcohol! So thin is your whiskey! Oh, beer? Closing time! But we don't have no home! You don't have to go home. But you can't have no home. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Oh, where will I go, future police? I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. And it's not you future police. I know who I want to take me home. It's my friends. Yes. I want my friends to take me home. It's my friends. Yes. I want my friends to take me home.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Enough of secret parties, atiphanies. Enough of the secret S club parties. Yeah. For after the interval, we will have a revolution. Yes, a revolution of mind and world. And dance and dance and thought and feeling and time and shape. Because there are so many things that we can be. Go back.
Starting point is 00:10:42 You had the right one. That was a good one. I'm gonna go over to what you did. We're choosing. that up and then okay, okay? Okay, okay, okay, so many things. And I don't know what I want to be. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Tell us what you want, what you really, really want. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to,
Starting point is 00:11:17 I really want to zig, zig, zig, zig, zig, ah. I'm so sorry, I want my future. I want my future. What's a zig as a? Forget my past. And that's a zig as a ah? And if you want to get with me, Jamie, better make it fast.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Then an Italian thing. Don't go wasting. It's a drug that my precious time. A zigazoo. Get it back together. We can just find it. We gotta get the zigazoo. What I really, really want.
Starting point is 00:11:37 So tell us what you want. What you really, really want. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really, what a zig't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want We should go to them. We can keep singing this while we think of, oh you've got one. They used to make me go crazy when I would have Zika Zikaars in the before times. Sometimes I would take off all my shoes. Ah! Oh no! What happened?
Starting point is 00:12:14 Here in the future. Yeah? Sometimes, everything must stop. Be it when in a... there's an eclipse. An eclipse. When the eclipse comes, that is where we will do the revolution. Like the purge. Like it is in the darthas.
Starting point is 00:12:33 The eclipse comes in the future. The earth is spinning faster. Well, I'm off to go get the Ziggazigazar for the next scene. I'll work out what that song is. I'm off to get that, but you can talk about the eclipse in the plan. Tell us about it. And it's happening behind me as well. We're just going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive.
Starting point is 00:12:56 We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. We're going to leave you all alive. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the battle morning will run No, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and earn a seat looking young Turn around, don't keep Ever now and then fall apart
Starting point is 00:13:27 Never now and then fall apart Ever now and then Little braces and rims on fire Turn around Ever now and then when there's a nook lips then the world goes crazy To lock the purge Turn around Ever now and then when there's a no clips then the world goes crazy to lack the purge Here in future city the police start to stop party and even in Tiffany's
Starting point is 00:13:54 We're gonna get the zig-zag zigs out from the drug man, but then I see the look in your eyes Ever now and then I'll sing a sing Don't keep Ever now and then I'll sing a song And I need to get tonight And I need to get more than ever And if you won't hold me tight We'll be holding on forever.
Starting point is 00:14:26 And we'll never make it ever right, cause we'll never be wrong. Together we can take it till the end of the land. It love is like a shadow, but we're not at the top. I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark. When listening to the pumpkin. Get it out. Well, well. It's gonna start to burn. Well, the lipsticks are over.
Starting point is 00:15:00 And now it's well. The eclipse coming in act too. I need a cigarette. No, it's coming, it's gone Okay It'll come again, sometimes you can just walk Sometimes, sometimes girls can come twice Yeah, then it's like a girl
Starting point is 00:15:12 That doesn't happen It's true That's never happened I would not know That's true, never happened It's true, never That's not how I want to know That's the only way
Starting point is 00:15:21 It's no It doesn't happen like that Come on, don't keep And Well And slap Off we go into the darkness as the lights of the house come up, we go to interval. And now it's interval. No, no, we just kept flowing.
Starting point is 00:15:37 This is like a mashup. Remember, we're workshopping. And then we're gonna go off to interval. Everyone's gonna have a glass of wine. And when we come back, we're going to meet the Ziggazigazza dealer. Okay. But we're not going to start with song. We're going to have a little scene and then the song is going to come in.
Starting point is 00:15:55 But I think your choice is great. Thank you. Interval. Interval. Ding, ding, ding. Welcome to Act 2 of the Future City and the Bonobies. The Seabnings performance of a zig-zagged away from freedom will feature Jo Koski as Shrek. Often we are asked, do the children play their own instruments and instruments.
Starting point is 00:16:25 And I just want to say the answer is an emphatic yes, yes they do. So please sit down and enjoy future city and the wannabes, the Australian jukebox musical. Okay, I don't really know the song. No, I'm not. Are you gonna be the dealer or do you want me to be the dealer? Well, do you want me to be the dealer? But I'll just pitch you the dealer.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah. The dealer's a bit of a, imagine a bit of a punch, not even a point, like a King Herod type. Well, no, I want you to be the dealer and I'm gonna be the dealer's bitch who does the singing and you just, And I'll just sort of come in when I remember the melody. And I'm donkey.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Yeah. You've come to, and it's today, but we don't open with the song. We open with like cladding chain sounds effect. Yeah. We're workshopping this music by the way. We're workshopping this. And your spooked. I'll be you. I'll be...
Starting point is 00:17:18 Every now and then he gets a little bit terrified. He established that through song. That's what musicals do. Yeah, what happened was there was a line in the last song that we're gonna put in that is that is actually Donkie, you have to go because everyone else like had foot surgery. Yeah. And so Donkie's gone off and now Donkie's about to enter the warehouse. The warehouse and you need some Zigazigazar.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah. Alright, okay. A Zigazigar away from freedom. Because we're addicts. We're addicts. And Ziggazigazar has been banned and it's the key. It's the key to freedom. We have to get the future place to take the Ziggazigazar.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And then they can remember what love was like. And what party is all about. And what party is all about? It's like Scooby Snacks. It's not like a drug in the play. But the three characters kind of like represent. Like I represent love because like I'm a girl Yeah, yeah, you represent
Starting point is 00:18:08 Like being afraid and sex and fear and you represent but not fear of sex No, no, no, no, no, no, general fear general fear and sex and sex My part can be played by Really anyone it's a good opportunity for a cameo. Yeah, so this is a bird This could be that bass. This could be bird I really only want it. It's a good opportunity for a cameo. Yep. Oh yeah. So this is a bird new. This could be that bass. This could be that. This could be that. I don't know what we should get. This could be. I think we can get no bird new.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I don't know if bird newton's available. Why? I'm not sure. Okay, don't worry about it. It could be guys to bass. It could be a different person. No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. Well, he's very good. He would have played the part if we'd written it early in. He would have played the part. But it could have been here.
Starting point is 00:18:44 This could be your 10 friends. You could be 10 friends. You could get 10 friends in. You could get 10 friends in for this. And I reckon. You could be pulling for this. You could be pulling for this. You could be singing is done by the assistant.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yes, like Meatloaf. And I think I just think. We could get Meatloaf in. We could get Meatloaf in. I don't know why he's available. Why not? It's not available for Michelle. Okay, cut that.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Why? Don't cut that. Sorry, it's really great. We were going in the time, right? I reckon next time, because I love collaborating on shoes. We can get Jeffrey F. C. This is just a joke. I don't know if he's about to look for it.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Even if we don't, I don't think he's just seeing it. We're going to be trying for it. I think he's a sink now. And on top of that, I just don't think he's going to look for it. Okay, it's just like the third dead man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe cut that. Maybe cut that.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Don't cut that, though. Don Maybe cut that. Don't cut that. Don't cut that. Don't cut it. Cut it as a joke. But I pretend to cut it a bit. I'm edgy. Everyone says so. I know I'm edgy.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I'm edgy. Yeah, it's great. So I was wondering why you were just going around the corner every five minutes. Yeah, just to get there and then pull back. Now I love doing collaborative box music. I think I'm yelling. I'm reading. I am. I think I'm yelling. We do, right?
Starting point is 00:19:45 I. I reckon. I reckon next time. We are. We are to get hurt. Yes. I reckon next time we work a lot of this like story stuff out before the preview. I think like we're getting like cheers, we're getting a bit hyped up by the music.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Okay. I'm getting a bit carried away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the lyrics. And I also reckon we probably shouldn't do it on stage after the music. I'm getting a bit carried away by the lyrics. And I also reckon we probably shouldn't do it on stage after the tour, because I think I'm looking out at the crowd and people are pretty confused. They're not sure if this is it. And we're not mic'd.
Starting point is 00:20:14 So it's been a couple of rows. We're not sure. So let's get off the stage. We'll hop on. And let's let the show do the new. And you're going to come in, you're going to have the first line of dialogue. Yes, you're like to come in, you're going to have the first line of dialogue. You're like Spooks. And there's a... I'm donkey, I represent fear, general fear, but they're not also six.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Slaps go into the toilet. Can we change your name? I've got a different hand. Can we change your name, your character's name? Yes. Can you be Little Bo Peep? Okay. Because was there a reason you were donkey?
Starting point is 00:20:42 Not necessarily. So it's like Little Bo Peep. But she has. Little Bo Peep. There's a reference to Little Bo? Um, not necessarily. So it's making a little bit of a difference. Because it works as a reference to Little Bo Peep in this song. Okay, great. So you're an obvious Little Bo Peep. And people will go, I get it now. Yeah, that'll be a success.
Starting point is 00:20:52 That's the thrill of a joke box in music. Oh, I get it. And your sheep are like, you call us your sheep. Like a gang is, it's Little Bo Peep. And they're sheep. Yeah. And we've gone off, because in the eclipse, we've been arrested. We were arrested. So in that final part, we got arrested and we've gone off because in the eclipse we've been arrested. We were arrested. In the Eclipse.
Starting point is 00:21:06 We got arrested and we're like you can't That's why I was like turn around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and also look at us and yeah, but we can change the lyrics. But that happens on this day. The second, tomorrow night, the second preview. Second preview. They're we're getting arrested. Great.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Okay. And we get some sound effect. Maybe just some is that okay. Do you want some yeah, just we'll get back to the... Well, open up another tab. Oh, okay, yeah. Open another tab. Just over there.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Open another tab. Have you used a computer in the car? Well, I don't normally do the tech of my own musicals, you know? I think it's odd that I'm doing the tech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, can I... Just sort of dungeon sound effects, or like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:43 A chains rattling, yeah, but dungeon sound effects. effects or like you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah a change rattling yeah but dungeon sound effects you don't want literally just King Herod's song no no no it's not ASMR more more maybe get rid of chains I think chains is throwing metal chains you want change by T9 rena sound effects I think could do I think I think generic dungeon. Yeah, this is good I've awakened from my dream Yeah, just thought that would be interesting. Yeah, yeah, I've awakened from my dream. I'm little I'm little bow peep I'm little bow peep, but I'm here to get the zig-zag. Ah Where where are you dealer? I'm gonna buy people I'm here to get the zig-zag, uh, where, where are you dealer?
Starting point is 00:22:27 I'm not a dealer. Ah, Hark, who goes there? Who goes there? It's me, did I have a name? Dealer. It's me, dealer. Ah. But I'm not a dealer. I'm a maker of dreams. A weaver of silks.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And most of all, I'm an maker of dreams. A weaver of silks. And most of all, I'm an entertainer. Have I been dreaming this whole time? I awoke in future city. The future police were trying to ban partying. There was an eclipse. It came and it went pretty fast. I wanted to turn around.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I didn't. I didn't. That's so interesting, because people tell me I should do stand up. And I feel like I'm making myself on it. Maybe, maybe above ground you should. But here in the underground, formally the subway systems of this city, when it was known as New York City. I wish.
Starting point is 00:23:24 But now you are in the land. I'm wearing black leather and this is the remains of New York City. The subway is the future city. This is the future city. This is the subway. I get it, I get it. But now it is the... I...
Starting point is 00:23:40 The deal is the land. I need to make a request. Yes. I need Ziga Ziga. Ziga Ziga? Ha ha ha. What do you need that for? Little boy. We need to show the future police that partying is the way of the future.
Starting point is 00:23:56 They're trying to shut us down on the surface. Oh, boy, silly boy. We haven't been to the surface in over 400 years. We can't even get breakfast in Tiffany's without the police saying it's closing time you're an idiot that you here's the problem I mean you want to go up to the surface and entertain them why not stay down here in the air and let me entertain you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh! Oh! All these minions and they're such good dancers. How is it what we call above ground?
Starting point is 00:24:48 How is gone in heaven? Say that left of you. Shakurus come over here. Escre! I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be. All my rock of empathy, my dear. So come on! Let me...
Starting point is 00:25:06 entertain you! But all I want is sing a song! Let me... sing a song! Let me... How do I get out of here? It's going too far! Life's too short for you to die, so grab yourself an elevator
Starting point is 00:25:22 and have a nose, your mother-in-law and more share. Ha ha ha ha ha ha The separates your right and wrong Come and see the difference of the kennels on So don't be long motion Give me out of here Let me entertain you For the future police I need your help
Starting point is 00:25:41 Let me entertain you When will this nightmare end? Nature help To change you when will this nightmare end Look him up in the yellow pages. He will be your rocker. They just see who fads and your crazy frises Yeah, all right little little people lost his sheep a pole to peel and fell asleep The dew is wet by the grass and sweep my hair My Well, asleep the dew is wet, but the grass is sweet, my dear. So you don't want to sleep now? Yeah, yeah. My god, so the additive blood, where the dry, where the generation that's got to be housed. You taught all of your teachers,
Starting point is 00:26:13 I'm just school's a drag. You're not going to end up like your mom and dad. Come on, save me, my baby. I'm going to sleep, I'm telling you. You don't need to. Can't save my life! I'm going to stand on the stairs! You don't need to stand! Come on, let me! And to tell you, we'll get those future police for sure!
Starting point is 00:26:35 Let me! And to tell you, we'll get to see the girls! Here's a Zika Zika for the trouble! Oh, this one's Zika Zika for the trouble. Oh, this one's Zika Zika. All right. Because you had a fun time with us and got into the song a bit, we rewarded you with the drugs that you want. Oh, and I'm going to do the drugs.
Starting point is 00:26:58 What I'm going to do now, which will be... I'll say you're about to have a trip, a drug-y trip. Oh yeah, maybe. Or like a party time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I've got one for you. I'm glad you're there. Oh well, that drug is,
Starting point is 00:27:20 that drug is, that drug is making you dance freely and beautifully and essentially like a woman. Oh my god. Wow. I guess the problem all along was men. Let's go girls. And I think as you guys make everyone women. Come on. Yeah, simple. Fixing the problem.
Starting point is 00:27:44 I too have. Cause I'm going the problem! I'm too happy! Cause I'm going and tonight. I'm feeling alright. I think it's a glasses paper. It'll hang and... It turns you into a woman. Not only when you get to a woman. Just what it makes you look like.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Yeah, I want a screenwriter. Transparency is a classic in the Elsa. Yeah, that turns me into... Like a werewolf, just to complain to the... It's a werewolf. You know, could do it, it's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun and Australian musical. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're totally crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Get em' a lady, measure your skirt. Oh, oh, oh, really good. Wow, yeah. Doing zig-a-sik, you're style. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. The zig-a-sik, oh, it's making me fall asleep. Zig Ziggy stop! Ah! Ah! Yeah! Fertiless! The Ziggazigar is making me fall asleep!
Starting point is 00:28:49 Oh, I want to be free yet to feel the way that I feel. And how do you feel now, kid? I feel like woman. Wow, we do it! Well, now, oh my God, oh my God. What happened? You created a hole in our defenses, and now the future police are coming into our underground city.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Oh, okay. And I'm the future police. Maybe the future police could hit you. And then, yeah, yeah, but maybe we need to tell them to us. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after that, I was thinking, so the future police still got it. And then I'll hit one of them.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you, in in defines, tell me. You can't tell me future police that I'm not a woman, but maybe I don't know, but maybe you take some zig-zag, but don't come in here, because I've got something to say to you in terms of what you should just do in, because you just walked in and I make you smile. It's cool, but you don't even know me. You take an inch, I run a mile.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Can't win your hallways right behind me. And we know that you could go and find some other. Take a leave it or just don't even bother. Court in a craze, it's just a fight Don't know where it is Will this be around forever? Don't you know you're going too fast? Future police racing so hard you know it won't fly
Starting point is 00:30:17 I just wanna do my job Don't you know what can't you say slow it down? Read the signs so you know just where you go When stuff right now, thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch a woman Hey you always on the run gotta slow it down baby Gotta have some fun Alright then I hit one of you on the future police
Starting point is 00:30:42 I hit one of you Don't do it And then I say and, and then we think, oh, enough of this bullshit, you know. Everyone knows that the only way to stop the future police is to stand up to them. Yeah. Is to stand up up to them up against them.
Starting point is 00:30:59 But would you be the future police? I'm the future police. You're just playing multiple times. You're just hit a punch. And I punch one of you. And now it's time for a ballad. Because now, yeah, only if you stand up to me. You'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that you'd be that Oh baby baby I shouldn't have let donkey donkey. I shouldn't let you go. I shouldn't let you go by yourself. Yeah, little baby Now you're out of sight Different places to you specials on each I now it's three years ago
Starting point is 00:31:47 Almost confirmed the shame Still believe, still believe When I'm now with you, I lose my mind Give me a sign Give me a baby one more time What's happening? We're being reunited Oh baby, baby Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:32:09 The power of love has brought us together And the sikis are just still in there Oh baby, how was I supposed to know? I'm gonna pick a last song Okay, something wasn't right. So we, so someone hit us. He hit us. But now I'm with the future.
Starting point is 00:32:30 No, no, no, no, I'm one of you guys again. We got like three pods. No, we found it 16. We want him to hit us again. Just show me how you wanted to be. It's like a consent thing. Like we're asking for baby. Cause I need to know now how they go
Starting point is 00:32:46 My loneliness is calamity Fidget, I must confess Future police Future police Future police Future police Future, vill jail, the jail, the police You ever know this song yet?
Starting point is 00:33:09 So I think we need the final song So we defeat the future police Yeah I was thinking maybe like live in Le Vida, loca Le Vida, loca is great Or like it needs to be a great big final, you know Yeah? Oh yeah?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah He's on my sunshine I'll still my sunshine will be good to be clear No, I think love and live in Le Vida, oh yeah, that be a great big final, you know. Yeah? Oh yeah? Yeah. You're my sunshine. No, I feel my sunshine will be good to be clear. Oh yeah, that's a great one. But does it work lyrically, you know what I'm saying? Um, okay. Oh wait, I've got, I reckon leaving levita loca.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Okay. And I've got a bit of a, Alright, yeah, you do a little trick. Okay, I'll get it ready and you set up the scene. So, we've put, there's been a few scenes. Uh huh. It's worth it. Everyone's looking at us.
Starting point is 00:33:44 We've put the ziggas a few scenes. Uh-huh. Everyone's looking at us. We've put the ziggas exar in the water. Everyone knows. Now everyone wants to party. And then, and then, I'm the big bad guy. I'm the big head of the future police. And I say, I will now, you know, I was wrong to not allow partying. For partying is so cool. Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:09 I will now, we name... Should we have done sorry for party rocking, I know. Absolutely, there's something called. That's the uncle, that's the uncle, that's the uncle. This is a test run, it's a 40 minute truncated version, we're gonna fill it out. This is the abridged. Yeah, we're gonna fill it out as we move on.
Starting point is 00:34:24 If this workshop goes well, we'll fill it out. Do you guys keep doing our ceiling? I will now rename. I will now rename. Future City is no longer a future city because Future City was a place where partying was banned. Was banned. But now, but now I will rename Melbourne Future city New York City. New York City. Then now City now. Now it's We'll go Loveta Loka welcome to love La Veta Loka where you now live in you are living and living in living in Living in Loveta Loka
Starting point is 00:34:57 Living in Loveta Loka Which is in party city Loveta Loka Loveta Loka where we live now We've renamed fugacity Loveta Loka. La Vida Loka. Where we live now. We've renamed Fugia City La Vida Loka because... Oh, Ziggazee is in the war. And we're singing about the city. The city is a woman.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Okay. She's in. A superstition. Well, what a beautiful black cat and voodoo. That's beautiful. Wow. I feel a premonition. That city is going to make me fall.
Starting point is 00:35:24 You know what, Donkey? I think I'm falling in love with this. Little buggy. She's a beautiful city, you know? She's in, you sensation. Wow. New kicks in the candle light. What a fun city. She's got a new addiction.
Starting point is 00:35:38 For every day and night, She'll make you take your glows Of art, of art, of sugar, of it. But it doesn't rain in the future. She'll make you take your glows of art, or sick of the hood But it doesn't rain in the future, make you live your crazy life And she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain, come on! I'm just joking! I'm not gonna shoot you anymore! She'll pull shampoo, you can't live in love with her
Starting point is 00:36:03 Look, have a city Pretty sweet night, the forest And a sea of the calm, the sea of the sea And the sea will where you are Living in Mavida, locoa Living in Mavida, locoa Living in Mavida, locoa Thank you so much Congratulations, thank you so much
Starting point is 00:36:24 We've been living in the video! Thanks for coming out! That's right! We're playing something sound with Jay, I think. What was it? I was the dealer, and then I also played with... That's really ruined on some bolt! And I did, I will just say I had to step up,
Starting point is 00:36:40 Jerkowski called in sick. I was just directing this piece. I usually give speeches a curtain call, but this was our first free. But I did just want to say I learnt this last night. Yeah, I know it felt very on the fly. I feel great. We were sort of making it up as we went along. To a degree, we knew what we wanted to say.
Starting point is 00:36:56 We knew the story. Which we were telling. Yeah, and what we were telling is good. Partying is good. Police are bad men. Men, unless you are a police in English, then you're alright. Men should... Men should...
Starting point is 00:37:09 Men should just stop. Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z- Yeah, with Fear and Sex. And uh... And I should say we weren't going to say this, but just while you were on stage performing, I got a note from the producer, this will not be the last version of Ziegazixar. We did just receive funding from the Ballarat Arts Council or the Creative Innovation Award. We're taking this show to Ballarat. It's going to be the full two-act
Starting point is 00:37:45 version and hopefully it'll go off. Thank you so much. Coming out to Chapel of Chapel. We absolutely love this venue. Everyone here has been so great to us. So the media is really important. Word of mouth is a word of mouth festival. This is getting out there please. Get it out there. To the people that have come on the invite, there's a few invite people if you want tickets absolutely. Thank you so much. To the people with the invite we will be doing a little bit of a round circle round table getting notes on your thoughts on the show. So if you want to just stay in the theatre, someone will be out soon and talk that through. We know this is only you know like a two and a half week run but we have
Starting point is 00:38:21 started an Instagram page, a Facebook page, and a TikTok just for this show. And you can see each individual car from maybe introducing themselves doing fun, like, one, two, three, yeah, it's great. Each one has about four or five views, so please get on board, tell your friends, tell your family, ours haven't come. Thank you so much. We just want to thank Lamama for helping us with a few initial
Starting point is 00:38:47 test versions of this show. We also want to do a big thank you to the Pratt Foundation for some seed money to get this show going for a few workshops and of course a huge The BCA. The future thank you to the BCA for letting us letting us use their rehearsal spaces when we're putting this show together Huge thank you to Vito San Matino Concreding for sponsoring the show Thank you, you will see that in the program We really appreciate that if you do need concreting just contact my uncle Vito He will sort you out with a good price I promise
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah And well one, I know you guys want one more yeah, I think yeah, yeah, yeah More song well the show was about partying the show was about being true to yourself It was about fear it was about sex and so hey everyone get up in your seats. Yeah Let's take this out in style get up in your seats. Yeah, let's take this out in style get up in your seats This song will be featured in the longer version of the Sean Ballarat Yeah, yeah, it'll be in the S Club when the police future police first arrived. They're gonna come We'll say sorry for party rock. Yeah, this is extended. This is an extended
Starting point is 00:40:02 No, this is like at some sort of extended Charlie was the worst This is the extended version. No, this is like some sort of extended. Truly was the worst. This is the worst of us. It's so truly is the worst of us. Yeah. Yeah, just like look at that, and that is just 2012. But at the end, at the end, like over at the end, there'll be a like a really vocal melisma,
Starting point is 00:40:24 like a lot of riffs. There'll be a version of this. It's like, sorry the end, there'll be a really vocal malisma, like a lot of riffs. So we have a version of this. It's like, Sari for party, okay. Well, when you did your high pitch. Over the credits, like Ariana Grande. When you did your high pitch,
Starting point is 00:40:32 Soprano, be it. My old lady. You're old lady. And the idea of this and old lady. Sori for party rock. And she's Scottish. She's funny. She's high by 30.
Starting point is 00:40:41 She's like the mother that's like, I like the rules. I actually like the rules. And then she's like, oh, actually. Okay, everyone's probably about 30. She's like the mother that's like, I like the rules. I actually like the rules and then she's like, oh, actually. Okay, everyone's left. Oh. Oh my God. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!

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