Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 304 - Sam, Sam and Mark Again
Episode Date: May 3, 2022Sam and Sam are back to upset Mark! auntydonna.com/shows auntydonnaclub.com haventyoudonewell.com  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy... information.
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This week we have the return of everyone's favorite South African brothers, Sam, Sam
and Mark.
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Oh, oh my back
Oh, welcome to the Ants, you've done a podcast everyone
But here I am on the street, I'm on the street
I'm on the street. I'm on the street. I'm on the street and oh
My back my lower back has just been playing front what?
Speed it up speed this oh fill it out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Back yesterday. I was lifting boxes. I
Yesterday I was lifting boxes. I was, I was feeling good and I was feeling fine.
And then my back started to hurt.
I looked up on the video, on the internet,
on the video internet, the YouTube.
I said lifting boxes, lower back pain.
What is the link?
I found a whole source of
Videos and guides I didn't realize I had to lift with my legs I was lifting with my gooch and that was my mistake and as a result
I've got a bruised gooch and I've got a sore lower back. Oh
My lower back. Oh my lower back. Goodness gracious. Am I in pain? I'm on the street. I'm on the
street. I'm walking down the street. There's cars going fast. Black cars. Still
red car. There's more. There's there's. Are you busy? No, I'm just, I can't.
If you can just fill in.
I am, I'm full.
We'll bring in the characters real soon.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
My back, I just tried to take a couple of steps,
and in the process of taking a couple of steps
with my feet, with my legs, I've,
I didn't injure my lower back taking
those steps, but it sure is held in help because yesterday I was lifting boxes. I wasn't
using my legs to lift them. I went to bedfilling fine. The next day though, I wake up. Oh, my
lower back. What am I to do? I get out of the house. I am. We'll bring in the car. I'm going to pull back. What am I to do? I get out of the house.
I am.
We'll bring in the car.
I'm in the middle of filling.
Don't tell me to fill while I'm filling.
If I run out of steam, if I run out of gas, then be like, keep going.
If I go to bring you in, if I go to bring you in too early, then tell me, I'm on the
street. Yeah. I just don't know where you are yet.
I'm not seeing the picture of the street.
All right, then I'll explain the street, but I'm getting to it.
But don't make it too expositiony, all right?
Explain what the street looks like.
You paint a picture without being too exposition.
Right, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
So can I say there's things like buildings and...
Just the vibe of the street?
I don't know.
Let me fill and if I run out of steam then be like, keep filling.
Or if I bring you in too early.
Is that all right?
Because I'm doing a good job.
Fine.
Thank you.
Keep going.
Yes, I run out of steam.
The street is busy and it's grey.
It's not grey.
It's these action lines, but in it capture what the street is.
Action line.
Talk about your situation, but capture the street.
I'm in pain.
I lifted boxes yesterday.
Now I'm on the street.
You can hear the sounds of the cars and everything.
And any, oh, what's this?
A massage parlour.
Well, getting a massage would be the best thing for me and my back and
my gooch. I don't want them to touch my gooch necessarily. It's not one of those massage
places. I'm hoping it's not one of those massage places. I don't know. It's 2 a.m. It's
the only massage place open at the moment. there's no windows are covered with decals
So I'm just gonna jump in and there's flowers on the decals. There's a little red light
I'm gonna go into this massage parlour just for a massage. I hope and see what happens
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I'm being a little country. Yeah, you're being a little country. Ah. What a majestic, I walk in.
There's too much, too much.
We know you've walked in.
We've heard the door.
We hear the music.
We know you've walked in.
Hello.
Hello, Mark.
Welcome to Gitch, my son.
Welcome to Gitch, my son.
Welcome to Gitch, my son.
This is a place where I've been from Midnaught to 4am
and all with this message Gitch, Mark.
Well, I've got a, it's a simple,
it's one of the many businesses we have in Mok.
Right, you've got to understand Mok.
And I'm from South Africa, my name is Sam.
I say, we've met.
Well come with me.
So, is what happens, right?
When you are powerlifting.
Powerlifting.
When you're powerlifting?
Or, it's your dead lifting.
You know, dead lifting.
You know, when you dead lift,
it's not.
You lift the dead.
When you dead lifting,
you're lifting with your old body.
It's a squat, it's a lift, rot.
Rot is squitted, power lifting, power.
What happens if you're doing it rot,
you're going to maybe have a bit of tension in your gitch.
What done this person on?
You have your South Africa from Jbegrot,
back then he went to Jimmy, lifted up a bit.
9,000 kilos, and he's asshole came out
Oh right it's really guy my lips right and it's at right to get to the gym
I'll sell more
If you have to get your soul came out of his all
Yeah, I think that's called a pro-lapse
You're hot yeah, yeah, no, no, I don't know because we see we're we we're from South Africa
We're not doctors more why we're seeing
We understand this we're not doctors more. Why? You understand this?
We're not a doctor.
Okay.
You are a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
He's got a PhD in personal training.
Herbal remedies.
Neuble remedies.
I'm not a, I'm a lack, I dropped out of college.
I tell you why.
I watch the documentary on Steve Jobs.
Yes.
But ask me if I'm vaccinated.
I'm not a doctor more.
Pardon?
Ask me if I'm vaccinated.
Okay.
Are you vaccinated? I'm not. What's the, do you understand this? No. I'm mock. Baron, ask me a form of vaccinate. Okay. Are you vaccinated? I have been asked.
What's the...
Do you understand this?
No.
I'm not being asked.
Is immunost.
Is...
Is got the antibodies rot?
And is fawn?
I'll tell you why.
Is Lane?
Lane.
Rot?
Not announced a vet all new.
We're not talking about the epidemic of over white people because is Lane?
Is strong?
Lane mock.
It's good macrase.
He has 50% carbohydrates.
He has 30% protein.
30, 24.
Rot and then 20, 24 fat.
But healthy fats, right?
You know, because you say people that go,
I'm trying to lose weight tomorrow.
I'll have a bit of every card on time.
I'm doing TikToks now, mo.
Oh, yeah.
You like TikTok? Yeah. You like TikTok? Yeah, I do the table. I'm doing tiktoks now, ma. Oh, yeah. Crott, did I do this? Yeah.
Crott, tiktoks.
Yeah, I do, I do.
I also love massages.
Yeah, we'll get to that, bro.
Because I've got a tiktok, and I'll do it.
I'll just go there.
Initially, it was to talk about my gains,
not to take a show, videos of how to look,
and properly get your ebbs looking good for photographs
and for show, because when
you got the luck flex and you know, that was how many influence.
This is what you got to do.
This is what I did initially, but then I started noticing like, healthy foods.
People talking about, you know, I've had an unhealthy laugh and I'm trying to make some
positive changes instead of McDonald's
Maybe I have an avocado toast, Rod, do you understand?
Yes.
People that are trying to make a subtle, small, positive shift.
Because from South Africa more, Rod.
Rod, I've noticed people are doing this on my 4-year page, Rod.
4-year.
And what I've decided to do is for you.
You're not going to have to do that, Rod!
I don't know!
You're not going to have to do that, Rod? You don't know how to take that much! I don't know!
You don't know how to work, small!
I was still talking about TikTok.
Right, what?
It's all about the algorithm, small!
Mark!
It's the algorithm, it's the big thing.
You don't think you're lacking your head, right?
TikTok, take them and say, you lot these things, right?
And now is your darkest secret, small.
You know it's your dark.
It knows what you are truly attracted to.
It's dark, small. It's dark, small. That's not knows what you are truly attracted to. It's dark mark. It's those.
That's not the four you page, that's you.
That's your, it knew that you stay the other video.
You're saying close, not a lot to look.
You look at that woman and you go,
I think around, I'm not.
Why did you think I'm attracted?
It's because you're slingered.
You were scrambling through,
you saw that woman and you slingered more.
They don't defend that.
They like it more. They knew that you like it more than you that you
And then I thought I wrote without another like the lock that I did
You know
I don't have to think you got oh more
Excuse me. What is it ma for you page? It is showing me very failed images, Rod, images that are morally, ethically disagree with.
Horoc, that is what the mouth is saying.
But it knows, Ma'for, the algorithm,
it sees that you're leaving it.
And then next thing you know,
it's Jordan Peterson Ma'for.
Somehow, you're just watching a little video
of the failed things, Rod.
And it's suddenly Jordan Peterson comes in, Ma'for. And it's Jordan Peterson Ma'for. ...todayah sa'u'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a I don't know what he's good to bear in his daughter.
What's this?
I don't understand your accent.
He's got his daughter.
You've lost yourself every kid you're speaking too much like you're from Perth.
No, sorry I'm kind of Australian.
I do sound Australian.
He sounds very awesome.
I say that I'm Thaisy.
What I love about Jordan, Peter, Saul.
He's very good, you know.
He's daughter.
He's daughter.
I think it's not got enough
I'm not I don't like the macrame's bro. Yeah, right. It's not a lot of
in fact, I mean a lot of broth. I'd love it. Now we'll get to that.
I mean more. It's the pride thing. You know what I'm
on it when it's that pride thing,bi, you're going to get through the die, but you're not going to excel at the gym.
And listen, what do you reckon?
You reckon, you reckon, you reckon, you're the bait to see this, Natty?
Natty?
Natty, Natty, do you reckon he's on the road?
He's on the road.
I don't reckon he's Natty.
Is he that ripped?
He's what he's been.
He's not.
He's not.
It's nothing wrong.
He's just little bits of boosting, a little bit of extra. You're going to get that rot. It's not wrong. It's just a little bit of boosting up, a little bit of extra.
You need to get that rot. Is the choice rot? If you're natty, you can be strong, shredded,
or boped. Rot, you can't be all three. I tell you, you can be all three. Just a little bit of
any side effects to do it now. No, no. Oh, your testicle is going to lock razons and everything gets a little
redder. So you put it in and suddenly red more. And if you accidentally do a little too much,
rot, it kind of feels like your, um, like your insides are trying to escape through the pores of your
skin. Rot, you take a little bit too much. No, sorry, the fix. No. But if you take a little bit too much. No side effects. No. But if you do a little
bit too much of the steroids, rot, if you're not natty, eat a little too much. For about
12 hours, you are roving on the floor of the laundry or the bathroom. Red has a bait
shirt and it feels like everything inside you is trying to punch it's way through every bore in your skin
It is an agonizing pain that I still have luck. I pay to stay to the pain. Yeah, but you look right
Mark that sounds old. If you want to get on the talk you need to be a little bit of this little bit of
Okay, great. So is what I'm going to tell you Mark. Yeah, right. I'm not Matthew and that's okay
Yeah, rot'm not Matty and that's okay. Yeah rot is not Matty
No, that's okay. Matty means natural. I assumed but there's nothing wrong with taking a little bit of steroids
You
On the program tomorrow $70 thought you off you start on 10 kilo bench press
Okay, listen because it's not on 10 kilo
Next week you tried twenty. No worries. Yeah a little bit more next week, 14, next 18.
Next thing you know, you're just doing dumbbell chest press
on 190 kilo more.
That's what you got to understand, right?
If you're doing that with a pray workout
and a good blend of macros, right?
You're going to be fine.
You look beautiful.
So he's what I'm doing now, right?
This is one of the many businesses we have.
One of this is the Gitch message.
Just one of 90, I think. Yeah, because that's where you get that's where you, if you. One of this is the Gitch message. Just good. One of 90 ideas.
Yeah, because that's where you get, that's where you,
if you're, if your Gitch is about hurting,
you're not power lifting rot.
I was dead lifting rot.
I was moving some boxes.
Oh, rot.
Oh, rot.
So do you know I, the girl, a little girl,
I went on a date with her.
Or would you make her on TikTok?
No, I made her on, I made her on an inch.
Rodge?
Oh, it's like a dieting app, but I have to talk to you first.
Oh, yeah.
Rodge, I did too well at it.
Rod.
But when I do comment, it's very nice, Rod.
I took her on a diet to a restaurant that was very expensive.
Your food wasn't good, but it was on the top of a tower.
Top of a tower. So I like it was the view of all of birth. Yeah
You could see all of birth. You could say free mental. You could say free mental from this time
Yeah, I'm mad. I'm mad. You could say Clément from this time
But I imagine all of this because I was looking into a beautiful eyes. I actually was beautiful
Yeah, imagine she blonde.. Blonde? Beautiful.
Blonde 10.
Fake 10?
Oh.
Beautiful.
Perfect.
Do she have a TikTok?
She does have a TikTok.
A follow-up TikTok.
Rot.
Yes, she has an Instagram.
She's an influencer.
And Mark Röhn.
Mark Röhn, sir.
You have to mark Röhn influencer in his Instagram, Mark.
No, Rod.
I can't.
I mean, I think I assume in the...
I can't remember what brought her up. What did I bring her't go wrong. I mean, I assume in the... I can't remember why I brought that up.
Why did I bring it up, Mark?
Is it talking about Mark growing influences?
No, I'm talking about Mark growing influences now, but why did I bring up the girly?
You were talking about Hinge?
Got to go on an ad.
We got to go to an ad now, Mark.
Well, we're back from the ad and I would love a massage.
No, you don't want a massage, Mark.
I tell you why you don't want a massage, Mark. I tell you why you don't want a massage, Mark.
Right, you want you want?
You need to go repract.
You need to go to the corra practumor.
Because this is not an issue.
Spine, you're not muscular.
Are you dead lifting Mark?
No.
Then you don't need a gauge massage.
You need to go to a corra practumor
because your issue is escalated.
I was walking.
I was moving some boxes.
That's right, the girly, remember the girly?
I took the restaurant, the beautiful,
I followed her on TikTok.
She got a pasta and I'm like,
all right, you know, you're going to be hungry again in 30 minutes.
You should have got the fish.
So I'm sitting there,
right with this girly,
right on the, the restaurant on the tower.
And she says to me,
guess what she says to me, say, you would not believe it.
I walked out as soon as she said this.
It was offensive to me.
You're right, my beautiful girl, I'll be the same.
She says this, I'll walk out.
She says, what is the point of deadlifting?
You walked out.
It is just for aesthetics.
No, no.
What does it work?
What does it work?
Is the fellow, sitting across from us?
Do you understand the same?
He goes, what's the point of deadlifting?
I've heard himself trying to lift up a box!
What parts of the body are you working Mark?
Let me ask you something, I have the point of deadlifting.
Where did you grow up?
I grew up in where I'd be.
I was here.
Do you know a little place called South Africa?
Yeah, there was no.
I've heard of it.
Yeah, we're from a place called South Africa.
Oh, you know, let me tell you, right?
It's not wall above.
It's not the wall in the park.
Wall.
It's not the wall in the park, no.
Because you're in South Africa, right?
And you're just a wall. You're just a wall. You're a wall. I might the bog, a walk. Because you're in South Africa, Rod. And you're just a walker.
You're just a round.
You're a rounder.
I might go pick up a box.
Rod, and absolutely, yes.
Every moment of our life was lived in a gated community
with the personal security guard.
Every moment of our life.
We left very early.
We left when we were two.
For the first two years of our lives,
we had the personal security guard with a machine gun
and we never left the gates of our community, Rod.
I'm talking walls as I as towers.
Rod, like a prison.
No, no Mark.
Gaided community.
Gaided community, Mark.
But it was not a walk in the park.
Have you read the power of one?
You read the power of one.
Are you, are you, are you, You've asked me this a couple of times.
I've read it.
I've read it too.
I've read it.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
There's a boy and he gets pissed on by a boy.
Very reductive of you.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't happen. No, I don't recall that at the moment. What are you talking about?
A boy gets bullied and they piss on him.
They piss on him.
They're disorabable.
You told I haven't read it, I haven't seen it.
You bring it up every time.
You've not read it?
No.
Have you seen the movie?
I saw the movie.
I've watched it.
It was playing in the rec room at the Caravan Ball. Okay, but. I watched it. It was playing in like the rec room at the caravan.
Okay, but you've seen it. You've seen it.
So Sam has a same as half watch that, but you've seen it.
I left a little bit to go get some popcorn.
Yeah.
And I thought he came, I left and there was bullies like giving him a nookie.
Yeah.
And then I went called popcorn for my beautiful girlfriend.
Oh, what did she look like?
She had beautiful blonde hair.
Oh, did she have a fake hair?
Beautiful orange hue.
Orange hue.
Oh, beautiful.
I met her on TikTok.
Yeah, I don't.
Anyway, I come back.
The boy is no longer getting put.
He's all wet.
He's all wet.
I think he went for his swim.
No. I thought, as I said to her, I us said he must have gone for a swim no no no
what happened what asses I have not seen it either what is your way you this
no we're talking about this you said this to me you're
guess what you're saying I'm not guess not guess not guess not
I learned about that on TikTok yeah TikTok yeah they love to tell me all the I'm not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not, guess not not. You were scrolling through your four-year page, Rod,
and then it goes, you know, you can't watch X-Men anymore
because of the way they do respectability politics.
More.
You can't watch it now.
And that's a guy I understand.
So what are the rules that are most ticked off?
You see New Jackman's work at...
I watched the day, I watched Wolverine yesterday.
He was so good.
He's played, come out of his fingers.
I know, I watched the one where they were bones.
The one where it's even more like...
Or the origin story.
It's even when we lie, and he has little bones.
Have you seen Wolverine more?
I think Wolverine, he's talking about...
Wolverine more.
He's Jackman more.
Features past, whatever it's talking about. future's past whatever
story
with the origin story
with the
origin story
with the
bones in the
dead pool
I'm pretty sure
it's the
bone in the orific dead pool
what is that?
X-Men
future's
no
listen
listen
you need to listen to ask we're telling you about the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Do you know about it, Rod?
Yeah, Rod.
Do you know about the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
Oh it's so small.
It has bones, it starts with bones and then it becomes, what's it come?
It becomes a like a type of metal like that.
I don't know.
I only have to watch it.
You know I don't really care for the nerd shit.
I'll watch an action movie.
Yeah but you look it the way he you jack you lose office just and he did
That's why you should deadly you want to look at this
Do you reckon you want to be like you do you reckon he's not you know he's in the yeah, do you reckon he's that?
He oh nice not nice. They can't be that he's over 50 anyone over 50. Yeah, you can't be that block
Rock that I think the rock you think the rock is netty?
Yeah, the rock is netty.
No.
The rock is netty.
The rock is not netty.
No, it's strong.
It does 11 pounds a day on the gym.
Yeah, it's his own gym, he has little 10.
He's 54.
Hey guys, now wherever he goes, they build him a gym.
He's netty.
And if he had some rock, he's wrist,
they just do some surgery.
He's natty.
The rock is natty.
He doesn't have a personal trainer.
He just goes into a state.
He's 14 on.
He just goes into a state.
The sauce of a fucking nut.
And he doesn't have a personal trainer.
Manchin is natural.
We agree that.
We agree that he's natural.
The man that is the son of four men.
Boyle chicken.
Boyle chicken. Didn't tell him about what I'm doing now on TikTok
Have you seen my TikTok?
Don't you don't TikTok mohk
So what I do is I'll grieve him
So what I'll do, right?
Is I'll do this in Space Jam 2
Do you see in Space Jam 2?
No I haven't
I'll do I have to tell you what I'm doing on TikTok, Ty
Have you seen Space Jam 2?
You got to watch Space Jam 2
Listen for the kids because I'll grieve them
This board don't cheat or. It's a bad man.
That beautiful, what's that beautiful,
LID from, I see.
Lollabani.
Lollabani.
Beautiful.
Beautiful woman.
So someone tells me that's a...
Beautiful rabbit.
That beautiful rabbit, right?
Beautiful rabbit.
Beautiful rabbit.
Beautiful rabbit.
Beautiful rabbit.
You've ever seen more?
That's the way she handles a basketball I tell you.
She says good basketballer.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
And you look in the background, you see Agent Smith.
You see what?
What?
Is that Agent Smith in it?
Yeah, and what?
In Space Jam.
Yeah, and you see Harry Potter.
Oh, they're all in Space Jam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's W-B-R-P. W-B-R good. They're all in space, Jen. Yo, yo, yo, that's a lot of time. It's WBRP.
I WBRP.
Is Batman in it?
Oh, yo.
Is he?
The Rilla.
It's W, it's Batman in the WBRP.
Yo, yo, I love the WBRP.
It's my favorite of the RPs.
What's your second favorite?
Probably Marvel Disney Disney has a lot, man.
You could theoretically have Luke Skywalker and Deadpool fought.
Do you know? No, wait no. No.
Yeah.
Sony own. Sony own. Sony own Deadpool. No. Disney owns Deadpool. Deadpool was Fox.
A Deadpool was Fox. I don't think Sam would know this, but that couldn't leave it.
Deadpool was Fox.
Right, Deadpool was Fox.
So you could have Luke Skywalker,
and you could have Mickey Mouse Fox.
And Deadpool was Fox.
You could have them all Fox.
Days of Future Past.
Not about it.
He has the bones.
He has the bone claws in days.
He may have it in one of the other.
It does!
Mark, what are you doing?
Do you want to be lion?
Mark, do you want the massage or not?
Do you have a hold down?
I mean, yes, yes.
Of appointments, you know.
It's now four a year.
Mark, we can't fit in right now.
We're very busy, Mark.
We're very busy.
You notice we're moving very quickly.
We have a lot of customers coming in.
I need to tell Mark about more TikToks.
Oh, please, go. Rats, I'm not TikTok.
Don't get to talk to him.
Don't do it, though.
The algorithm.
One day you look at Linger on a photo,
next thing you know, ladies, dance around.
That's a beautiful lady, but you're like,
oh, don't know, she's not really more top, you know?
That's your Linger.
That is what you tell your friends.
What?
You tell your friends what your top is, right?
Beautiful blonde hair.
Beautiful blonde, and orange fake tan
like a very skinny and healthy white rot that's what I tell my friends yeah but
then there's something happening rot on my phone you know there's a different
top of person on my head I don't understand it Mark but it's from the lingering
I suppose yeah I noticed there were no, no, no, no, no, no. So Mark, yeah.
I noticed there were people trying to work on themselves,
people that were overweight, and they would go,
are out instead of McDonald's, what are
what they're like, you know, like an avocado,
they should smell of oil.
So what I've decided to start doing is I've started
stitching, doing stitches on duets, right?
Where I have a video next to their video,
where I tell them how bad that meal is in terms of the macros.
So I say, they've gone,
I rather making a positive improvement,
more vegetables in my life.
And I go, nah, all that oil,
your macros away off and I calorie count and I tell them
and they don't invite it.
And this is all my content now.
It's just people trying to make positive changes.
I tell them it's not good enough because of calorie counting.
I tell them the calories.
I say, you've miscounted the calories there.
That's as bad as a big Mac.
I say, and I also got the macarons away of too much fat
with the olive oil.
And I go, I'm just trying to make a positive improvement,
not trying to.
I don't want to be shredded like you.
And then I get really defensive,
I start doing videos about that where I go, you know, this is bullshit, I'm just trying.
I imagine he said it's body shaming. What they had are sort of pull out some of those words,
but I just like to make people feel bad about their love choices, but calorie counting.
Yeah, I teach myself, Africa. Oh, no. That's what we're from.
So we come from County. Yeah. You beat yourself, Africa. Oh, no. That's what we're from.
It's so beautiful.
You beat me to wherever you go.
Joe Berg.
Yeah, I've been to wherever you go.
I've been to wherever you go.
That's a lot of good stuff.
What's the word?
Lock.
The representation.
No, I'm trying to talk to my brother, Mark.
Can you try to interview him?
That's right.
You're brother, Sam.
Yeah, right.
We've got the same name.
Yeah.
Sam.
Yeah, he's been to wherever you go. Yeah, right. So you know you go there, you see Po.
Excuse me?
So you go to where it would be, you see Po.
A bit above, above.
A bit above,
A bit above,
A bit above.
A bit above,
A bit above the most.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the bit above the most.
A bit above the most.
A drop.
A giraffe, your lawn.
A lion, a lawn.
Grrrr, a gorilla?
That's more than one of those.
Going to the gym so much, because I want to feel strong, the lawn of my own country.
Your, your, the other stuff.
That's what I feel like when to eat my babies.
The other things I do that they, they're babies.
You know, I they're baking on comments the other day.
Got it. Rot and she guys to me, she goes, oh look I respect, she said something like I respect.
I would love to eat the healthier, do you have any options for protein that are vegan?
That's what she says to me. So I stitch with that comment, I do 14 stitches where I say stitches were outside the lionates meat. What's outside the lionates meat?
We are animals and not decimator, right?
If I can feel so bad about myself, I'll forget my friends on her.
She ends up the late in the night.
Do you know more?
Come with me.
Always out there.
Oh, more.
Do you want me to tell you one thing you can do every day to improve your life
If it's if it's in relation it is to my lower back you're back your daughter your way you live your love
You want to know yeah dragon dragon lock you listen to dragon you listen to dragon dragon dragon
Listen to dragon dragon dragon
Listen to dragon dragon mo you can only listen now you can't watch
Yeah, no, it's a deal and I was mad. I was like dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon mo It's the only place where you in depth all these for a multiple swords
Dragon mark and it's funny more. I so funny off. Have you do this? And he's funny, but he gets serious. And he's got to go to Mark.
Dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
You know, you're a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon.
I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon. I'm joking Mark. I'm joking. Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
Josh Rogan.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm trying to show them what I'm doing. I said to them, hey, what are you dancing in the club,
right?
Because I got a little dress on and I've got my suit on.
And I go, hey, we've had some dinner,
right, that is beautiful expensive restaurant.
I've told them all about the properties.
I'm currently trying to sell them in real estate.
I tell them all about, I've got like a million dollar property,
right? That's the lowest of God. I've got like a million dollar property, right?
That's the lowest of God. I'm selling a 14 million.
And that's the thing, because you're on the real estate, I think I can just sit on the couch pretend I live there.
So I tell her all about it, then I'll take her out to a North Club.
Do you understand this mark, a North Club?
Yeah, you probably don't think of this as a pick up because you don't have the moves
And then I'll take her back and she thinks so it's going to be dance music more pumping tunes
No, I'll play Josh Graben
I'll play the Josh Graben Christmas album Josh Graben beautiful voice. I'm like sweet love to it I have to go you have to go, Mark? Because I came here to get a massage.
30 minutes, Mark, we can go for four of you.
I know.
I know we can.
No, Mark, stay.
No, Mark, you need to stay.
I think I'll leave.
Mark, you need to stay.
I think I'll leave because, you know, I just, I want to,
I was lifting boxes.
I got more boxes to lift.
No, I got more. However, he was still in pain. However, he was the book. All right, I'm, I want to, I was lifting boxes. I got more boxes to lift. My back is still in pain.
How heavy was the box?
All right, I'm just going to go.
I don't want to talk.
I don't want to get no compensation to lift.
You know, at the moment, Tom, up at 180.
180.
If that box is any less than one, oh, is it over?
But what?
Is the podcast over?
Podcast?
What the, yeah, we're pretending to be in the message.
Yeah.
And you were like, ah, Tom. But do we need it from Tom, Tom, just, we're pretending to be in a message. And you will look at our thoughts.
Do we need it from Tom Tuller?
Just that we need to wrap it, Mark.
He's the thing, he says,
Do you go by what people tell you to do your entire laugh?
You never get anywhere, Mark.
Do you know what's off?
I'd often told me never to lift over 160 years.
You did?
He did tell you that I was there sitting in there.
We got you the doctor together.
And I said to him,
Dr. Yarrong. He's wrong. And I said him, Dr. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to do it but I tell you told him to do it is brother and jaragan and jaragan blood is thicker than
I don't know what they have a doctor's day yeah that's really beautiful I'm gonna go unless you
want to give me a very quick massage just a quick one just a little poke and a prod no no no no I don't think that's right. No. No, don't think that's really good.
No, don't think that's really good.
It'd be a good way to give this a...
A laughing ending.
Mark, do you know where we're from?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perth and South Africa.
Perth and South Africa.
Perth, South Africa.
Yeah.
Not a war in the past. No, no, no, no. Not a walking up on. No, not birth, it's lovely.
They're births in lovely.
Mark, do you know birth?
Oh, it's lovely, Mark.
Mark, you can go down to Cortes Lair in the morning, have you swimming there?
Yes, I know.
You got your for a latte, and then later you go dancing in those labs in North Beach.
All right, bye.
Go to North Beach.
I got my bum going, bye.
I'm going, bye.
Where should come back?
We should come back and you should come back another time. If I could, can I make an appointment? Can we should come back we should come back and should come back another time
If I could can I make an appointment can we come back next week?
Can you have us on the podcast?
I have your podcast. I'd love to come on your podcast do some comedy all right
Maybe we can maybe maybe we'll try it on your comedy. We'd love to come on the podcast
Next week come on the podcast will do some comedy. Oh
Next week come on the bug house will do some comedy. Oh, I'm glad to do some comedy.
You're like an...
Have you both got at least five?
Have you both got at least five?
What?
Like a tight five?
Thought what?
I've got a tight five.
No, no, no, five minutes of bomb search.
No, it's up to the top.
Back at boss.
No, but I'll...
Five minutes of prize.
So, a good thing to start with.
What do you say, so?
If you start now to do comedy,
a good thing to do is just have a tight five.
I've done five minutes of material.
Now I'm just getting up, I'm family with my friends.
Yeah, I know.
I come on your podcast, I'd be funny.
But that's not necessarily the art of snatching.
Now I'll see you next week, you can tell us all about this next week.
Well, what will those will workshop your material?
What's this?
What does it just have to do with comedy?
You said you wanted to do comedy.
You're a...
I don't want you on. I don't want you on I'm taking back the invite because you
been you've been a jerk I wanted a massage it hasn't happened I'm going and
you're not coming on next week. Is it thing more? You know where we live? You know where we live?
No, it's probably place called South Africa more. That's where we're from originally.
Rot now though on Barcaister of a place in Sydney, a little apartment, where I can see
the bridge and I've got a place in Perth.
The place in Perth, Rot, it's huge.
Rot, same process the apartment in Sydney, can you believe it?
But that's changing every day.
These are the process again, after the good.
All right, bye. Oh, are you going? Yes. Can we come on your bonkers next week? But that's changing every day. These are the process of going up the ground on.
All right, bye.
Oh, you're going.
You're going more.
Can we come on your podcast next week?
No.
Why not?
You'll be funny.
All right, come on.
We're not child-regan.
I love child-regan.
Maybe we can do a deep-dove talk with Mark.
We can wrap it up, Mark.
We don't stop.
We can't stop.
I cannot stop.
I know.
What did you do wrap it up? I know. We'll see stop. I can't stop. I know. What did you do? I know.
I know. We'll see you next week on the broadcast. Bye.
Bye.
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